Stop buying liquor on Fridays.Stop jamming your credit card into the receipt printer thinking it's a card reader.Stop asking for new seltzers when you won't buy the last seltzer you asked for and we ordered in for you.Stop yelling "I got dat haze" every time you pick up a pack of shitty overpriced IPAs. Stop trying to steal empty Weller boxes so you can resell them.Stop asking if I'm "good for it" to cover your beer because you don't want to break a twenty.Keep shaming your stupid friends for wasting money on Patron. Stop asking for Pineapple Versions of a tequila because you saw an ad with a bottle next to a pineapple and your addled mind toon that to mean it was a whole new product.Stop bringing your children into a liquor store and then getting mad people say swear words in a liquor store.Stop parking your ass in front of the door to scratch forty lotto tickets.
>>17837593I WILL CUM IN YOUR MOUTH FAGGOOOOTTT
>>17837593nothe customer is always right
I GOT DAT HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZE
>>17837593>buying liquor on fridays>yelling "I got dat haze" every time you pick up a pack of shitty overpriced IPAsHave you ever even stepped foot in a liquor store?
>>17837593I heard alcohol is super cheap in the US. Here in Bongland, the absolute cheapest way to get good and properly drunk is a bottle of rum for £10. You can buy white cider, or a box of wine for a fiver and that technically might be the same number of units for more money, but I can't drink 3 litres of 6.5% wine or 6 litres of cider fast enough to get properly drunk, so I have to go for spiritsHow much does it cost to get comfortably drunk in the US?
>>17837616I work in one. So no.
>>17837619Depends on what you need to get drunk, but if you just need a pint of rum you can get that for anywhere between $5-12 depending on the kind.
>>17837619I bought a 1.75L of vodka at Sams club yesterday for $13. Its pretty decent quality
>>17837593>Keep shaming your stupid friends for wasting money on PatronBased
>WE GOT DAT HAZE>OOO OOOOO
>>17837619what's comfortably drunk? 3 drinks in an hour? probably $4 dollardoos an hour probably a dollar cheaper if you buy the big handles of rotgut
>>17837620No you don't. You're just reposting the same stupid meme thread every week. Next you're going to start posting security camera pics of black people you found on google.
>>17837635Makers mark vodka is basically rubbing alcohol
>>17837593what kind of people frequents liquor stores?i'd assume most people just buy a drink when they go out or order a bottle in a club.
>>17837628Oh, the £10 is for 700ml, which is the cheapest I can find here. Most spirits are usually like £12 to £30, but I don't really enjoy the taste anyway and I'm just drinking for effect, so there's not much point paying that much. >>17837643I'd say it's the point where everything is much more interesting and you're having fun doing everything, but before the point where you start staggering. So for me, usually about 350ml of rum in, then I just start drinking to maintain that level>>17837635>>17837628So about £10 but for a liter more. You guys have it good. Still, it's not like drinking is an expensive hobby here either. Unless you go to a pub
>>17837593>Stop yelling "I got dat haze" every time you pick up a pack of shitty overpriced IPAs.NEVER
>>17837593People who buy scratch off tickets need to be shot
>>17837647>what kind of people frequents liquor stores?white trash of all races. You're right that the only way to buy liquor is by the bottle in the club but poorfags will never know
>>17837593>Stop buying liquor on Fridays.i don't drink or work at an ABC storequick rundown?
>>17837593Look at this drug dealer getting mad his clientele arnt upstanding members of society. Boo hoo faggot
>>17837645>every weekName the last time I've made this thread.>Next you're going to start posting security camera pics of black people you found on google.I've literally never posted any photos of someone I claimed to be from the store. You're so angry about this thread you're inventing false scenarios in your head to cry about.>>17837647It depends but the most common customers I'll get are>The old man with nothing better to do. Low/working class tend to be very friendly, as are the most well-off, but there's a middle class slice that are just completely self-absorbed douchebags>Bourbon Hunters. Only after rare stuff, tend to be personable but all act like dudebros for some reason.>Young couple. Extremely annoying because they tend to be stupid and know nothing about alcohol, yet won't just ask for help finding shit so will spent forty minutes in the store getting in your way, only to finally request some basic overpriced trash you knew they'd get frame one.>Military getting off work. Polite, professional, and will ask sane questions to help you actually figure out what they might want to purchase.>Trio of black people. Friendly but loud, will always want basic bitch shit but are open to suggestions. The best tippers, surprisingly.>Five Indian Guys. It's always five, even though it's a different five every time. Extremely rude and extremely dumb. WILL cut in line, WILL take two hours debating what they want only to remember the only thing they buy is Johnnie Black, WILL demand you give them lotto even when it's closed down for the night. More than any other reason, I have to call cops just to get these fucks out of the store come closing time.>Middle aged drunk lady. 9 out of 10 are friendly, genuinely invested in having a pleasant conversation, and brighten your day. The 10th is the worst customer you'll have that day and act like a complete shitbag (usually threatening to sue for some reason)
>>17837671>Wasting $200 on a $20 bottle of vodka in a club>Not spending that money on cocaine in the bathroom instead
>>17837593there are people in this thread that take IPA's seriously?
>>17837671Bottle service is what coons do when they go to Vegas
>>17837713its always white teenagers here that came with a limo service, or bachelors that are wearing a casual suit
Do your fucking job, wagie.
if you've got time to complain you're not working hard enough wage slave. Shut the fuck up and do your job, or the boss man's not going to be happy.I WILL take 30 minutes looking at craft IPAsI WILL ask you to order something then not buy itI WILL ask if something is good, and then not take your adviceI WILL make you get the bottle from the hmtop shelf behind the bar and not buy ityou WILL clean up my mess when I drop somethingyou WILL smile and tell me to have a nice dayyou WILL laugh at my jokesyou WILL thank me for shopping there on the way outnow hurry up, the haze is getting warm
This nigga wagie mad that he has to do his job. My nigga grow up, son fo sho
>>17837593>Stop buying liquor on Fridays.No. >Stop jamming your credit card into the receipt printer thinking it's a card readerI highly doubt this happens with any sort of regularity>Stop asking if I'm "good for it" to cover your beer because you don't want to break a twenty.Holy fuck nobody does this shit. You must work in the nastiest fucking ghetto liquor store imaginable.
>I got dat hazeKek I’m using this
>>17837687>>Trio of black people. Friendly but loud, will always want basic bitch shit but are open to suggestions. The best tippers, surprisingly.> Tipping blacks Larp confirmed
Shut up and ring me up, wagie. I got places to be, didn’t you know it’s a friday night?
>>17837943I had no idea anyone tipped liquor store cashiers
>>17837677hello florida friend
*knocks over shelf full of wine*OHHHHHHHHH WAGIEEEEEE
>willingly working a job with both the worst traits of retail and humanity (alcoholics)You only have yourself to blame>>17837943Surprised you got further than >military>polite, professional, sane
Stop working a loser job. Where's the pineapple patron wagie?
Stop making these terrible, worthless threads.
>>17837671>going to a clubOnly faggots and sailors go to clubs
Reminder that IPA is the CHAD beer.
>>17838173Sours are better
>>17837656>10 quid for 700ml of rumThat's actually cheaper than here in the US, anon, and I'd assume it's not terrible rum either.
These annoyances should motivate you into getting a better job. Better yet, learn a valuable skill and become self employed.
>>17837619It's going to vary depending on state. In general, the best bang for your buck is going to be either plastic 1.75L bottles of vodka (the cheapest in my area is about $13) or 5L boxes of wine ($17). Some places will be cheaper, some will be more expensive, but probably anywhere in the continental US is going to be cheaper than UK, Canada, Australia etc.>>17838248There's several decent white rums you can get for $12 like Barcelo or Myers White and those will be 750mL
>>17837619You can get a bottle of tequila for like 6$ and some change from my local grocery.
>>17838535the 750ml one. You can get the big bottles of vodka for like 11$
>>17837612That's a pretty good beer
>>17837593Man I'm so glad you posted this again OP. It's been like a month since I've seen it, was started to worry about you bro.
>>17837687>tipping at a liquor storeWhat the fuck are you talking about? You run a cash register. It's not like you're mixing their drinks/serving them. That would be like tipping the guy at the counter at the gas station for selling you a coke and a pack of cigarettes.
>>17838601>What the fuck are you talking about? You run a cash register. It's not like you're mixing their drinks/serving themI can see it. Regulars might want to tip just as a courtesy, plus he might be carting out larger orders and loading them up/delivering them.
you work the easiest fucking job in the world. stop bitching
>>17838609If it involves dealing with the average al/ck/ie, no fucking way it's the easiest job.
>>17837619White cider is cheaper.Do the maths, mate.7.5%, around £4.50, 2500ml = white cider = 188ml of pure alcohol37.5%, around £10, 700ml = cheapest rum or vodka or gin = 263ml of pure alcoholFor the price of a bottle of spirits, you can get two bottles of white cider, which is 376ml of alcohol. About 40% more alcohol for your money.I still prefer to buy the spirits because you can mix them or just down them for a quick buzz, and white cider is absolutely disgusting regardless of what you do to it.But there's a reason tramps don't buy spirits.
>>17838669I've always wanted to try this. There isn't really "cheap" cider in the US. What makes it so bad?
>>17838757It removes your stomach lining, makes you vomit and gives you a horrendous hangover. Not with it
>>17838609hard to tell a woman in her late 80's you and her neighbor don't want to serve her because of the accident she had the other week. it's hard to deal with alckies who take every inch of the mile they feel they deserve from everyone when one person shows them a little kindness. and there's always the exceptions, but most of the people who work at a liquor store are lazy manipulative losers and assholes.
>>17838153Not from the US, encountering military in your daily life is quite uncommon here.
>>17837619>>17837643You can get a pint of vodka for $4 which is almost 11 shots
>>17837593Start doing your job, wagie. i know you don't own the store.
>>17837647>what kind of people frequents liquor stores?I do. Pick up a bottle of vodka every few weeks, also pick up inexpensive wine for cooking and a drink every so often. The store in that picture has taps for refilling growlers, so I would hit that place up just for that.
>>17837943>>17838601he's a nigger, he obviously steals from the take a penny leave a penny jar and considers it a *tips fedora*
>>17837647Are you an out of touch arab/pajeet or a retarded 15 year old?
>>17837593I never worked in a liquor store just a rite aid but I was amazed at how many construction workers came in at 6 am to buy the multiple 35 count cases of the cheapest beer we had. Are all construction workers day drunk?
>>17839861No, just most of us. For me, it's the giga-carafe of coffee in my van spiked with OGD.
>>17837593i'm a liquor store wagie and basically all of this resonates greatly with me
>>17837619No reason to go to a liquor store IMO unless you're looking for some quality shit.If you're just buying big-brand stuff you can get it way cheaper at a supermarket.
why do you have liquor stores? why you can't you buy it all at the supermarket?
>>17837593Sucks to suck wagie.
>>17837593You have the easiest job you could find, and you still complain
>>17837593>Stop buying liquor on FridaysWhat the actual fuck?
IPAs have killed craft beer.
>>17840818Why? You can get plenty of beers that aren't IPAs everywhere.
>>17840818have you tried using your eyeballs for once in your life?why are you retarded shits whining about IPAs constantly when there's LITERALLY A BILLION OTHER THINGS YOU CAN BUY
>>17840597>>17840778In many states you can't buy liquor at grocery stores, only at liquor stores.
>>17839857neither, just lowkey shaming anyone who buys alcoholic beverages at a dedicated store that isnt a vinotheque
Just got some green chartreuse bros
>>17837619Theres this wine called thunderbird which is great for getting drunk and it’s cheap af too
>>17837593I’ve never met an interesting person that I’d want to talk to that works in a liquor store. You’re a deadbeat fucking loser. Hope you change soon. Thanks.
>>17837639Is that mahomes?
>>17842068Ever had a shake 'em up? They're totally together. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3dGRJpZLug
>>17837593I’m so tired of you faggot
>>17842734You see me less than your parole officer, calm down.
>>17840818agreed. hop extract to a greater extent, similar to how tobacco extract is killing more people AND real leaf. also, don't forget sours and seltzers.
>>17837593>Stop buying liquor on Fridays.Oh hey I think I remember you. Last rant I saw was probably months ago since I don't frequent here every day.Ever other line sounded reasonable this time.
I usually only go to the liquor stores that employ hot chicks. Then I just stare at them while pretending to compare two bottles of liquor
>>17843391you know that the russians have it right, when they just distill a smooth vodka and just refuse to kid themselves about flavour profiles
>>17837643>what's comfortably drunk?a 6 pack of 9%ers in an hour
>>17837643when the pain starts disappearing. when the muscles around your neck and shoulders start relaxing.
>>17837671>buying bad liquor at 10x market rate so random thots can pretend to be impressed
>>17837838>I WILL take 30 minutes looking at craft IPAsThere's nothing he wants to do to you that you ain't doing to yourself
>>17840818>[thing I don't like] is killing [group that contains thing]Fag
>>17837647>i'd assume most people just buy a drink when they go out or order a bottle in a club.Dude what>>17841741WTF is a vinotheque, you mean a wine shop aka a liquor store?
>>17837593Hey where you guys keep your henny?
>>17837593Deal with it, wagie. I'm also double-parked in the handicap spots and I reek of ganja. Now point me to the cheapest vodka you have and be quick about it
>don't do this, don't do that, blah blah blahshut up nigga
>>17841921sounds class m8
>>17837619$4 for three 24 oz 4 Lokos.
let me guess, you """NEED""" anything else?
>>17837593I used to want to work at a higher end local shop, but everytime they post about hiring they kill the desire talking about "needing retail experience and a CV" and all that shit. I'm guessing the pay is shit because they tack on health/dental and 401k without option, but even full time is only 8 hours so it seemed like it would've been a neat little spot for extra dosh and first crack at new shit.also most anons seem to forget you are literally in Ohio which explains most of your complaints.
>>17837593sorry I'm late mate but you have any blanton's?
>>17837647>order a bottle in a club300% markup, fuck that.
>>17837593I work a liquor store and you make me appreciate how I only see a black maybe once a week.
>>17837687>tipping at the liquor store>tipping a cashier anywhereLARP.
>>17837838>now hurry up, the haze is getting warm
>>17844131A good liquor store wagie will be shuffling out 40 cases to lazy alckies' cars per day, quintuple that if they do wholesale and serve bars and restaurants. There's enough physical labor for undesirable people to warrant tipping, they do more than the average waitress.
>>17844143>they do more than the average waitressBullshit.
>>17844147What's a waitress do?>Talk to idiots all day>Deliver things that the idiots want to them>Clean up after the idiotsHow's that any different than OP and his wagie ilk?>Talk to idiots all day>Deliver things that the idiots want to their vehicles>Clean up after the bottles the idiots break
>>17842068you fucking retard thunderbird is out of production
>>17837612Why is this shit everywhere all of a sudden? It sucks donkey dick
>>17844473donkey hereive never seen it and yes, im coming for you
>>17844106300% Markup? 1000% markup on the low end.
>>17837593>had to go back to working the liquor storeI hate my life. Maybe next time I'll have a list of complaints ready too.
>>17843879Behind the counter my dawg
>>17843892I still need to check your dirty ID anon. You do have an ID, right?
>>17844568Will my half-chewed-by-a-dog library card work? I'm in a hurry
>>17845282It's depressing how close this is to reality
>>17837593OP, you forgot>stop telling me you can get product X for $2 less at another place that’s a 40 minute drive away
>>17841007Typically red states
>>17846139Funny little disconnect, the more red a state is the more likely its liquor industry is completely state-controlled and regulated to hell.