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fucking hilarious
I wonder if the deck was burnt to a crisp
more like this with fruit cakes and negros
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>>17837514
does it taste like a funnel cake?
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>>17837525
probably tastes like instant ramen since that's how the bricks are made
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>>17837491
Context, you fricking frick.
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>>17837491
Why didn't this moron just put the lid back on?
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>>17837528
This is the original.
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>>17837781
gen xers never learned how to be cool about fire safety
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>>17837789
Absolutely disgusting.

Can someone please tell me how and why orientals use a shitload of oil?

For fucks sakes... There is no recipe I make that requires more than a light spray coating, barely a second pshh on my quality non stick cookware.

It takes me like 6 months to go through a spray can of PAM equivalent canola oil.
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>>17837795
Fat = fullness.
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>>17837799
Well, I mean... I use fat/grease whatever is left from animal products like bacon, ground beef etc but that is vegetable oil or some type of oil. Why eat all that oil? Makes no sense. Like many of you a few weeks ago were crying that the orientals are making a run for gallon jugs of oil because of supply issues and I look at myself with two small cans of canola spray and a tiny bottle of olive oil from wegmans, like 4oz and I am like... Ok... I am good for a year or two.
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>>17837844
Can't hear what he is saying. Pointless to post these webms without audio. Dumb dumb.
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>>17837781
Better question is why he put the lid on in the first place. That's what caused the oil fire.
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>>17837795
>There is no recipe I make that requires more than a light spray coating, barely a second pshh on my quality non stick cookware.
>It takes me like 6 months to go through a spray can of PAM equivalent canola oil.
That sounds depressing as fuck.
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>>17837504
Imagine her riding your cock with those beautiful breasts in your face. She's close to cumming but can't because you're not quite big enough to get her there (she's delivered multiple children). Nonetheless, she is close and her anticipation and pleasure causes her body to be slick with sweat.
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>>17837928
Not him, but using 1/2 cup of oil for a recipe is unusual.
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>>17837933
Slicken your fingertips with the sweat and use them to rub the upper edge of her vagina, being careful not to scrape with your fingernails. You're welcome.
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>>17837928
??? Why?
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>>17837525
It looks tasty but I just don't know man
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>>17837959
You guys are fucking geriatric fetishists. She is way over 15 you sick fucks.
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>>17837534
It's like watching the "getting high" sequence from Requiem for a Dream.
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>>17837958
I once bought a thing of vegatable oil because some recipe needed a teaspoon and its been turning white and cloudy in my pantry the last few years. I only use oil to help it be less sticky.
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>>17837491
>using two forks like a fucking bitch
>not just using your bare hands

You get what you fucking deserve.
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>>17837525
That's the shittiest scotch egg I've ever seen.
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>>17837522
Had this happen to me before. Always best to just sacrifice a towel.
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>>17837525
>Avocado
Fuck i hate this fruit and people making culinary horror with them
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>>17837528
Ignoring the shitty recipe and child exploitation, cola wings have no business working as well as they do.
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>>17837491
holy shit
I thought it was steam, but those are oil fumes, that's why it lit up, just how hot did this dude heat his oil up to
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>>17837491
>>17837991
this
cook like a pussy you deserve this shit holy fuck i couldnt stand how he was cooking
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>>17837522
>fuck around until the oil burns off
nice gd job, what a tard
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>>17838176
Autoignition temp of cooking oils is around 400C depending on what you are using
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>>17838237
I take that back, it wasn't autoignition, the stove allowed the fumes to ignite, but most vegetable oils burn around 300C
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>>17837974
Why would I want to have sex with anyone under 35?
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>>17837493
sounds pretty tasty
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>>17838296
> Bugs fighting over seabugs
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>>17838466
I was expecting some cum to be involved.
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>>17838482
Did you see any kids in the video?
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>>17837525
why not just make a toast with avocado, egg and bacon
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>>17838532
>bread

Disgusting and unhealthy
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>>17837963
I dunno, I guess those spray oil things just smack of extreme rationing, like someone scraping a tiny pea of butter over a slice of toast.
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>>17838444
that looks amazing but holy shit thats a lot of work for a meat rice ball pepper thing
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>>17838569
It's just easier coats the pan. Sure, I could drop a dot of olive oil in the center of the pan and spread it around with my finger but I prefer the spray. You don't need oil really but a light coating makes things easier. I just dont get huge slops of oil in a pan while cooking. Nasty and unnecessary.
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>>17838466
Yeah bro let me just get a fucking centrifuge from my kitchen.

This video was made purely to flex right? The average person isn't going to have access to those tools, likely not even the ingredients.
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>>17837491
the only thing the idiot needed to do was put the lid back on and turn off the burner
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>>17838598
I have a centrifuge. I know many homes don't have it, but if you are a cooking enthusiast and you log-on to the internet to talk to others about something as boring and mundane as preparing food, you would think you would have specialized tools to make experience better/special.
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>>17838592
I mean, bearing in mind we're talking about a literal toddler cooking so maybe he added too much oil, he's making fried rice. It's not going to be the same if you just spritz the pan with a cough of fat. It carries flavours and helps evenly brown food, and it's a significant source of energy.
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>>17838639
Saved. Tx
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>>17837491
>>17838176
>the plume of smoke pouring out in the background before he even lifts the lid
Fucking hell, dude had his stove on 11.
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High heat cooking is NEVER necessary.
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>>17837794
Yeah, you're supposed to throw the burning pan outside in the snow.
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>>17837525
Why does the avocado crowd always use Sriracha for everything?
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>>17838291
how come they didn't mix in the oil?
how come they left the hole in the middle for simmering?
never made rice like this before
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>>17838755
mass produced poison unhealthy shit (aka bread)
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>>17838071
What do they taste like
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>>17838466
Bug juice... whey and solid bugs...
That must taste like the Devils anus
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>>17837528
damn even in china poor kids get obese by corn syrup
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>>17838679
Had the first clip happen to me once cooking fatass steaks for my gf's birthday. Her pop had a smoker I'd never used before, the cuts ended up being thick enough that the oil started a fire while the lid was down, opened that fucker up and WHOOSH, lost some arm hair to a gust of flame. I moved some of the steaks around and salvaged what I could, luckily we had them thin cut so no one noticed after I scraped the crust off a couple kek
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>>17838821
>using oil

...
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>>17838832
I'm sorry, I misspoke. I didn't use any oil, I meant the fats of the cuts. I was trying to follow guidelines for the smoker so did not open it for several minutes to try and let the flavor set into the meat as they were quite thick cuts, which is something I do not normally do when grilling of course.
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>>17837525
idk why people are bashing this, this seems kinda neat to try for fun.
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>>17838679
AH GIBE GIBE GIBE
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>>17838841
Ah ok. Makes sense then. Grease/oils/fats do get used interchangeably alot.
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>>17838146
Jessie what the fuck are you talking about
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>>17837548
So basically just really shitty Jägerkohl without all the good shit, meat and some shitty sausage.
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>>17838871
We need another world war to recalibrate.
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>>17838884
Kids must contribute to the family unit in any way they can.
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>>17838466
I am not going to eat the bugs, Satan. Suck my dick
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>>17838303
That spinach will be bitter as fuck.
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>>17838683
...why is this unironically making me horny?
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>>17838929
You are just a furry.
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>>17838799
shut the fuck up Joe Rogan
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>>17838942
God those subhumans are filthy disgusting and degenerate fucks.
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>>17838946
>Huh, would you look at that
>What's that?
>I'unno, fire? Check it out
>Oh cool
>Think we should do anything about it?
>Nah nah, let's see what happens

I blame the restaurant owner
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>>17838955
but I'm white :0
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>>17838532
because that wouldn't get reddit updoots
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>>17838959
I mean the creatures in the media file.
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>>17838444
So is anything done with the 3 bowls for breading at 1.05? They show it, but the next step just shows the earlier made meatballs frying.
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>>17838982
Looks good but why doesn't she just put it in a large bowl and mix? Children can consent.
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>>17838919
>that soiface
Why? What is it about that stupid face that people like?
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>>17838991
It's just a act of spontanious goofiness and a homage to Rodney Dangerfield. How new are you?
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>>17838991
As someone who was like this in my younger years, it is because people like this have cripplingly low levels of self-confidence and happiness. They cannot make a comfortable smile because they don't know what it feels like. So, they attempt to make up for it by gaping their mouth wide in a surprised face, to appear as though they're having their time of their life. Unironically if you see someone doing this on a regular basis they 100% hate themselves.
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>>17838996
Go suck an egg anon it's weird and you're gonna get no respect from me.
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>>17839001
Nah.
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>>17838773
I think he only made the hole to confirm that the basically all the water had been absorbed.
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>>17838773
>>17839046
Yes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjvN-bqg0FE
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>>17838482
I'm sure they drink enough of it as is.
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>>17839067
They are teaching kids in elementary school about semen being nuitritious.
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>>17838592
>You don't need oil really
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>>17838929
>unironically
I see you underaged retards have moved on from using that word meaninglessly to flat out using it wrong.
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>>17839088
You don't. Small amounts should only be used to prevent sticking some. Grease and fat that comes out of a piece of meat is fair game though. But those oil jugs of palm, coconut, canola, sunflower, vegetable oil are completely unnecessary and only the smallest amounts ever need to be used.

More often than not, it's unnecessary as well.
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>>17837795
>fried rice
no shit it uses a shit-ton of oil
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>>17837522
I would blame this on her being a woman, but it seems like anyone younger than about 35 has zero idea about how to handle a grease fire.
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>>17839016
I'm afraid so
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>>17837795
>Using spray oil
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>>17839096
Oh nooo look it's the old guy with his wrinkly balls getting mad at the kids, how do you do grandpa? Sorry I forgot to bring the newspaper to the door I hope your son calls you back eventually
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>>17839164
Yes. Mostly a time saving thing because you only need to barely coat a quality non-stick pan or pot.
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>>17839171
Are you doing a bit? Is this some elaborate ruse? Or are you really such a retard that you think the only purpose of fat in a pan is to prevent sticking?
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>>17839187
I only use canola or olive oil to help prevent sticking when cooking in a pan. Olive oil for lower temp and canola for breakfast and higher temp. Both are the healthiest oils that prevent sticking much better than bacon grease/animal fats. At least in my almost 30 some years of cooking.
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Can you faggots stop arguing about oil?
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>>17839202
I agree. Hardly any ever needs to be used and people bitch and complain about various oils being bad when you should only be consuming a tiny bit of vegetable/seed oils. Again, its the orientals and weirdos that cook everything in a pool of friggin oil. Gross.
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>>17839197
>He thinks spray oils are good for you.
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>>17839202
>faggot posts a webm with no audiotrack when one is obviously needed because of dialog instead of just linking it on catbox or something

Fuck off.
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>>17839202
Couple of seconds in, and I can already tell where that video is going. Fucking nope.
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>>17839218
What audio is needed? It's pretty self explanatory.
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>>17839197
So the answer is "yes," you are such a retard that you think the only purpose fat serves in a pan is to prevent sticking.
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>>17839217
No. None are really good for you, but you should be consuming such a small amount it's superficial. As I said, I could drop some canola in a pan if I wanted and spread it around for 20 seconds to coat the surface, but a quick second spray is much easier. Who gives a fuck if it's unhealthy? It's just a tiny bit.
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>>17837958
Not him but when i make fried rice i put 1.5tbsp for 2 meals. Thats not alot considering the rest of the ingredients dont any much fat in them
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>>17838989
>looks good
are you fucking retarded. cold prego from a plastic jar. bulk can of sawdust sprinkled all over.
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>>17839226
ok this, THIS is the dumbest thing I have ever seen on the internet.
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>>17839259
Prego is much better than Ragu. Much chunkier and thicker. Ragu has always been beaten by Prego. Also plastic containers are much better and cheaper than glass for bulk. Common sense dude.

Also that sauce is already seasoned with italian spices so you don't need to yourself.
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>>17839071
I think about fucking off into the woods more and more every day.
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>>17839226
This is extremely annoying to watch
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>>17839270
So how has your first week on the internet been?
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>>17839288
28 years so far.
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>>17839117
The heat of the gravy cooks the egg
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>>17838296
I've been to buffets in Asia, this isn't some exception
People leave mountains of food on their table and go home too
Fucking mindless morons
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>>17838598
> Who the fuck has motorised appliances that cost $50 in their kitchen
The utter state of /ck/
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>>17837933
>She's close to cumming but can't because you're not quite big enough to get her there (she's delivered multiple children).
I've fucked a mommy before. Whilst licking her clit, you do what >>17837959 says minus the sweat. If she's turned on you don't need sweat lmao and that can cause a UTI, faggots
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>>17839150
Everything about ck is so based, even a simple post like thing RINGS with cks literary voice. I love ck, bitches
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>>17838955
Holy shit BASED I love ck
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>>17838919
This whole thing is like a dark parody of itself. The soiboi, the ipad, the soiface as he gets his picture taken, the ridiculous coffee machine, him leaning over to watch it like a sperg, the implicit narcissism of getting yourself on a cup of coffee and the stupid soiface being featured in particular. Utterly surreal, it's like a skit from Futurama.
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>>17839310
The egg's gravity crams the eggs up my ass
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>>17837989
>I once bought a thing of vegatable oil because some recipe needed a teaspoon and its been turning white and cloudy
It's rancid, just throw it out.

Do you not ever sweat vegetables or other basic tasks that require more than a spray of that nasty canned stuff?
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Oh look, it's the butthurt foreigner spamming his "funny" webm names.
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>>17840018
You forget, were too lazy to mention, or didn't consider the machine making his drink while the staff don't do anything. Could've visited a vending machine.
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>>17838947
>Sisters sharing a taste is weird
Well, you're just a troglodyte, aren't you?
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>>17839071
>Source: Some douchebag on facebook who heard it from his cousin's sisterwife
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>>17839106
t. Guy who grew up cooking like a boomer.
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>>17839274
They're both trash. If you're going for cheap at least get Classico. Rao's is fantastic, though.
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>>17840067
Prolapsed angus
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>>17840083
I pray for the day when his arteries just fucking give up.
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>>17840083
staph
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>>17839273
>Powerleveling.webm
kek
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>>17840214
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God bless America, land that I love
Stand beside her and guide her
Through the night with the light from above
From the mountains to the prairies
To the oceans white with foam
God bless America, my home sweet home
God bless America, land that I love
Stand beside her and guide her
Through the night with the light from above
From the mountains to the prairies
To the oceans white with foam
God bless America, my home sweet home
From the mountains to the prairies
To the oceans white with foam
God bless America, my home sweet home
God bless America, my home sweet home
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>>17840225
The Freak Show never died, it just moved to Basic Cable.
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McDonald's is a place to rock
It is a restaurant where they buy food to eat
It is a good place to listen to the music
People flock here to get down to the rock music

Rock and Roll McDonald's
Rock and Roll McDonald's
Rock and Roll McDonald's
Rock and Roll McDonald's

McDonald's will make you fat
They serve big macs
They serve quarter pounders
They will put pounds on you

Rock and Roll McDonald's
Rock and Roll McDonald's
Rock and Roll McDonald's
Rock and Roll McDonald's

(instrumental)

McDonald's hamburgers are the worst
They are worse than Burger King
A Big Mac has 26 grams of fat
A quarter pounder has 28 grams of fat

Rock and Roll McDonald's
Rock and Roll McDonald's
Rock and Roll McDonald's
Rock and Roll McDonald's

Rock over London, Rock on Chicago
Wheaties, breakfast of champions
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mmmm, meat
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>>17838800
Weirdly like a sweeter red braised dish, if you ever had red braise that is.
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>>17840194
Is that mayonnaise?
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>>17837491
glass cutting board, using forks, covering a fucking deep fry pot, this guy is confirmed retarded
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>>17838957
kek'd
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>>17840295
pancake batter
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>>17839002
>Wanting respect from someone on 4chan
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>>17838639
imagine doing this without chilis wtf
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>>17840222
bro where does this stuff even originate?
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>>17840442
That's the most disgusting thing I've ever seen in my entire life.
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>>17840442
this was not cute at all
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>>17840442
Why does this clip bother people so much? Is it the blood?
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>>17840607
It's probably the way the blood and innards erupt out of that thing
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>>17837555
Do you think it reckognizes what is in the oven?
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>>17838982
yum, autism for dinner
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>>17840607
For me it's how it keeps wriggling after being disemboweled and sliced to pieces
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>>17840344
>I tell ya I get no respect
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>>17839987
You can lick a click while your dick's in? Damn, you must be popular.
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>>17840607
It's the blood, the yellow tentacle guts, and the fact that before they explode into blood and guts they look like giant uncircumsized Asian penises.
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>>17837555
retard
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>>17839106
Nah dude when you are actually cooking for flavour you do all sorts of gross shit like 'finish' with butter, cream or dress with olive or sesame oil. A cheaper version of course is just dumping vegetable oil into the sauce which is sometimes a thing too. The oil carries and emulsifies fat soluble flavours, it changes texture. Of course this style of cooking is not supposed to be every day home cooking and I'm not saying is healthy, but to act like it isn't a thing is retarded. I used to date a thai girl whose mother made the best fried rice. I used to quiz her about the 'secret' and she'd laugh and dodge the question. Eventually her daughter told me the 'secret' was a cup of pure lard per serving.
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>>17840673
more like barfsandwich
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>>17839226
JUST PUT ALL SUBITILES IN ONE FRAME THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU ZOOMERS
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>>17840083
over time his antics have charmed me
he's still disgusting, but I'm no longer repulsed by it, it's just a "haha look at this slob go" moment now
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>>17840396
Wuhan province, at a guess
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>>17838924
Use some lemon right? Will also complement the salmon
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>>17840039
the audacity of these people to call this a salad
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>>17840047
the cu/ck/ fears the raw mince eater
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>>17839138
>fire has to have oxygen, cover with a lid
>switch off gas
isnt this common knowledge?
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>>17840065
>germans get sausage anyway
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>>17838786
kebab...
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>>17840824
Nein, Baumkuchen
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>>17837491
im actually impressed that he didnt throw water at it or just leave it there. he actually defused the situation in the end
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>>17840879
he fluked it out
he did something entirely wrong but it worked out okay somehow
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>>17840991
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>>17837977
kek
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>>17838942
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>>17839226
god i fucking hate this knock off daft punk motherfucker
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>>17840396
roman used to love eating baby rabbits

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laurices
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>>17837933
Coomers need to be publicly executed.
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Ok, what is with this trend of this guy ruining every webm thread by spamming shitloads of crappy webms of this bald guy?
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>>17837491
Source? Anyone has a source? Tanks.
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>>17841120
1st of all, calling someone "bald" is sexual harassment now.

2nd of all, that's the new King Eggward of the Fort.

3rd of all, I love you.
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>>17840210
>village has chickens
>they still harvest mosquitos
wtf Africa
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>>17841138
A couple of chickens won't produce enough eggs to feed a whole village.
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>>17841174
Why not just grow more chickens instead of eating all the eggs?
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>>17841122
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABtV7D_Qins
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>>17837933
Why did I have this same thought?
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>>17841182
If they ate all the eggs, they wouldn't have any chickens in the first place.
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>>17841183
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>>17841182
they have to eat all the eggs or else they can't leave
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>>17841120
Pysen...
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>>17841120
It's a raid from an extremely mentally ill person on /int/ >>>/int/164660463 >>>/int/164656521
He has been spamming that bald guy and other things constantly every day for almost 10 years.
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>>17841236
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>>17837525
honestly doesnt seem too bad, just a lot of work
could work with yorkshire pudding or something as a breakfast item
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>>17841256
I actually never made cheese, I need to try this.
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>>17841256
what does this even taste of?
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>>17840236
RIP Wesley
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>>17841256
where's the salt
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>>17841368
That's actually clever. Especially if you have someone that's elderly for example and can forget a turned on stove or just fall asleep. Neat.
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>>17841368
is that just baking soda or something?
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>>17841313
Neat.
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>>17838639
>>17838649
what do you use it for ?
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>>17837491
>not just using your hands and breading all the fish in the time it took to do one piece
>not just putting the lid back on
10/10 actually laughed out loud
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>>17837522
she won by doing nothing
>>17837491
and he did too much
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>>17841448
Dip dumplings, stir it through noodles, toss on a cucumber salad, eat it with poached / steamed meat, garnish soup. It only takes a minute, you mince up some aromats, like garlic and chilli, put them in a small dish with a pinch of salt, heat oil until it's smoking hot and then slowly drizzle it over the aromats.
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>>17841180
Hmmm?
Hmhmhmhm?
It's a parody, right?
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cursed thread
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>>17840214
>eating a bottom feeding freshwater fish not only raw but still alive
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>>17838466
Fuck off Klaus I'm not eating ze bugz
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>>17838982
The heat of the counter co- ah no it doesn't
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>>17839273
and then you have to remove your testicles.
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>>17837491
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>>17841192
Chickens produce eggs daily no matter if they're fertilized or not. You just need to let a rooster into the hen house once in a while and let those eggs hatch.
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>>17837844
gordon is such a whiny bitch holy shit i hate this faggot
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>>17841448
I usually make it for White cut chicken
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>>17841854
You for posting a jpg in a webm thread
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>>17840210
>when the predator becomes the prey
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>>17840047
What's wrong with that? She's going to cook that mince with onio-
Oh...
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>>17837491
Solving your problems by taking them outside is the funniest shit
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>>17838942
>Black girl
>White popsicle

Pottery
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>>17840674
No, my reading comprehension is just better than yours
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>>17839202
god damn, i love white women. do you fags think she'll spit on me?
t. pajeet
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>>17838444
>Spoons out the seeds
Coward
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>>17838786
Fucking white people, thank god they'll all be gone within the next 100 years
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>>17837531
What?
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>>17838071
>child exploitation
dude the kid's just making food.
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>>17837504
Flambe serves no purpose beyond visual wow factor.
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>>17842170
You dense motherfucker, the exploitation isn't the child cooking, it's the parents forcing the child to cook to film it for social media points and money. If the child cooked by itself by choice and absent the camera it would be perfectly fine.
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>>17838965
why is the pretentious faggot on the left barely able to hold a fork?
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>>17842336
Lack of essential vitamins and minerals found in pizza grease.
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>>17842336
pizza-gays
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>>17838965
>starts out by cutting the pizza and using a fork, clearly putting on appearances
>doesnt work, clearly he doesnt do this normally
>"uhhh ok new plan..."
>cuts it into small pieces for whatever reason
>bites it like hes scares of smearing his lipstick
alright... how big is his wife's strap-on?
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>>17840022
>>17840029
>>17840047
You moron should finally change the file names. It's all from a german scripted reality Show. As the Logo on the bottom left even says.
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>>17842852
He's doing it on purpose so retards like you will reply. Good job, fuck face.
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>>17839138
They teach it multiple times from elementary to high school. If you work almost any job you get told about fire safety.
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>>17838679
I've been cooking since I was 8 and I've never started a kitchen fire. The fuck
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>>17841180
>how delightfully droll, yet subversive...BRILLIANT!!!
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>>17842448
>wife
That man is clearly a homosexual



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