fucking hilarious I wonder if the deck was burnt to a crispmore like this with fruit cakes and negros
>>17837514does it taste like a funnel cake?
>>17837525probably tastes like instant ramen since that's how the bricks are made
>>17837491Context, you fricking frick.
>>17837491Why didn't this moron just put the lid back on?
>>17837528This is the original.
>>17837781gen xers never learned how to be cool about fire safety
>>17837789Absolutely disgusting.Can someone please tell me how and why orientals use a shitload of oil? For fucks sakes... There is no recipe I make that requires more than a light spray coating, barely a second pshh on my quality non stick cookware. It takes me like 6 months to go through a spray can of PAM equivalent canola oil.
>>17837795Fat = fullness.
>>17837799Well, I mean... I use fat/grease whatever is left from animal products like bacon, ground beef etc but that is vegetable oil or some type of oil. Why eat all that oil? Makes no sense. Like many of you a few weeks ago were crying that the orientals are making a run for gallon jugs of oil because of supply issues and I look at myself with two small cans of canola spray and a tiny bottle of olive oil from wegmans, like 4oz and I am like... Ok... I am good for a year or two.
>>17837844Can't hear what he is saying. Pointless to post these webms without audio. Dumb dumb.
>>17837781Better question is why he put the lid on in the first place. That's what caused the oil fire.
>>17837795>There is no recipe I make that requires more than a light spray coating, barely a second pshh on my quality non stick cookware. >It takes me like 6 months to go through a spray can of PAM equivalent canola oil.That sounds depressing as fuck.
>>17837504Imagine her riding your cock with those beautiful breasts in your face. She's close to cumming but can't because you're not quite big enough to get her there (she's delivered multiple children). Nonetheless, she is close and her anticipation and pleasure causes her body to be slick with sweat.
>>17837928Not him, but using 1/2 cup of oil for a recipe is unusual.
>>17837933Slicken your fingertips with the sweat and use them to rub the upper edge of her vagina, being careful not to scrape with your fingernails. You're welcome.
>>17837525It looks tasty but I just don't know man
>>17837959You guys are fucking geriatric fetishists. She is way over 15 you sick fucks.
>>17837534It's like watching the "getting high" sequence from Requiem for a Dream.
>>17837958I once bought a thing of vegatable oil because some recipe needed a teaspoon and its been turning white and cloudy in my pantry the last few years. I only use oil to help it be less sticky.
>>17837491>using two forks like a fucking bitch>not just using your bare handsYou get what you fucking deserve.
>>17837525That's the shittiest scotch egg I've ever seen.
>>17837522Had this happen to me before. Always best to just sacrifice a towel.
>>17837525>AvocadoFuck i hate this fruit and people making culinary horror with them
>>17837528Ignoring the shitty recipe and child exploitation, cola wings have no business working as well as they do.
>>17837491holy shitI thought it was steam, but those are oil fumes, that's why it lit up, just how hot did this dude heat his oil up to
>>17837491>>17837991thiscook like a pussy you deserve this shit holy fuck i couldnt stand how he was cooking
>>17837522>fuck around until the oil burns offnice gd job, what a tard
>>17838176Autoignition temp of cooking oils is around 400C depending on what you are using
>>17838237I take that back, it wasn't autoignition, the stove allowed the fumes to ignite, but most vegetable oils burn around 300C
>>17837974Why would I want to have sex with anyone under 35?
>>17837493sounds pretty tasty
>>17838296> Bugs fighting over seabugs
>>17838466I was expecting some cum to be involved.
>>17838482Did you see any kids in the video?
>>17837525why not just make a toast with avocado, egg and bacon
>>17838532>breadDisgusting and unhealthy
>>17837963I dunno, I guess those spray oil things just smack of extreme rationing, like someone scraping a tiny pea of butter over a slice of toast.
>>17838444that looks amazing but holy shit thats a lot of work for a meat rice ball pepper thing
>>17838569It's just easier coats the pan. Sure, I could drop a dot of olive oil in the center of the pan and spread it around with my finger but I prefer the spray. You don't need oil really but a light coating makes things easier. I just dont get huge slops of oil in a pan while cooking. Nasty and unnecessary.
>>17838466Yeah bro let me just get a fucking centrifuge from my kitchen.This video was made purely to flex right? The average person isn't going to have access to those tools, likely not even the ingredients.
>>17837491the only thing the idiot needed to do was put the lid back on and turn off the burner
>>17838598I have a centrifuge. I know many homes don't have it, but if you are a cooking enthusiast and you log-on to the internet to talk to others about something as boring and mundane as preparing food, you would think you would have specialized tools to make experience better/special.
>>17838592I mean, bearing in mind we're talking about a literal toddler cooking so maybe he added too much oil, he's making fried rice. It's not going to be the same if you just spritz the pan with a cough of fat. It carries flavours and helps evenly brown food, and it's a significant source of energy.
>>17837491>>17838176>the plume of smoke pouring out in the background before he even lifts the lidFucking hell, dude had his stove on 11.
High heat cooking is NEVER necessary.
>>17837794Yeah, you're supposed to throw the burning pan outside in the snow.
>>17837525Why does the avocado crowd always use Sriracha for everything?
>>17838291how come they didn't mix in the oil?how come they left the hole in the middle for simmering?never made rice like this before
>>17838755mass produced poison unhealthy shit (aka bread)
>>17838071What do they taste like
>>17838466Bug juice... whey and solid bugs... That must taste like the Devils anus
>>17837528damn even in china poor kids get obese by corn syrup
>>17838679Had the first clip happen to me once cooking fatass steaks for my gf's birthday. Her pop had a smoker I'd never used before, the cuts ended up being thick enough that the oil started a fire while the lid was down, opened that fucker up and WHOOSH, lost some arm hair to a gust of flame. I moved some of the steaks around and salvaged what I could, luckily we had them thin cut so no one noticed after I scraped the crust off a couple kek
>>17838832I'm sorry, I misspoke. I didn't use any oil, I meant the fats of the cuts. I was trying to follow guidelines for the smoker so did not open it for several minutes to try and let the flavor set into the meat as they were quite thick cuts, which is something I do not normally do when grilling of course.
>>17837525idk why people are bashing this, this seems kinda neat to try for fun.
>>17838679AH GIBE GIBE GIBE
>>17838841Ah ok. Makes sense then. Grease/oils/fats do get used interchangeably alot.
>>17838146Jessie what the fuck are you talking about
>>17837548So basically just really shitty Jägerkohl without all the good shit, meat and some shitty sausage.
>>17838871We need another world war to recalibrate.
>>17838884Kids must contribute to the family unit in any way they can.
>>17838466I am not going to eat the bugs, Satan. Suck my dick
>>17838303That spinach will be bitter as fuck.
>>17838683...why is this unironically making me horny?
>>17838929You are just a furry.
>>17838799shut the fuck up Joe Rogan
>>17838942God those subhumans are filthy disgusting and degenerate fucks.
>>17838946>Huh, would you look at that>What's that?>I'unno, fire? Check it out>Oh cool>Think we should do anything about it?>Nah nah, let's see what happensI blame the restaurant owner
>>17838955but I'm white :0
>>17838532because that wouldn't get reddit updoots
>>17838959I mean the creatures in the media file.
>>17838444So is anything done with the 3 bowls for breading at 1.05? They show it, but the next step just shows the earlier made meatballs frying.
>>17838982Looks good but why doesn't she just put it in a large bowl and mix? Children can consent.
>>17838919>that soifaceWhy? What is it about that stupid face that people like?
>>17838991It's just a act of spontanious goofiness and a homage to Rodney Dangerfield. How new are you?
>>17838991As someone who was like this in my younger years, it is because people like this have cripplingly low levels of self-confidence and happiness. They cannot make a comfortable smile because they don't know what it feels like. So, they attempt to make up for it by gaping their mouth wide in a surprised face, to appear as though they're having their time of their life. Unironically if you see someone doing this on a regular basis they 100% hate themselves.
>>17838996Go suck an egg anon it's weird and you're gonna get no respect from me.
>>17838773I think he only made the hole to confirm that the basically all the water had been absorbed.
>>17838482I'm sure they drink enough of it as is.
>>17839067They are teaching kids in elementary school about semen being nuitritious.
>>17838592>You don't need oil really
>>17838929>unironicallyI see you underaged retards have moved on from using that word meaninglessly to flat out using it wrong.
>>17839088You don't. Small amounts should only be used to prevent sticking some. Grease and fat that comes out of a piece of meat is fair game though. But those oil jugs of palm, coconut, canola, sunflower, vegetable oil are completely unnecessary and only the smallest amounts ever need to be used.More often than not, it's unnecessary as well.
>>17837795>fried riceno shit it uses a shit-ton of oil
>>17837522I would blame this on her being a woman, but it seems like anyone younger than about 35 has zero idea about how to handle a grease fire.
>>17839016I'm afraid so
>>17837795>Using spray oil
>>17839096Oh nooo look it's the old guy with his wrinkly balls getting mad at the kids, how do you do grandpa? Sorry I forgot to bring the newspaper to the door I hope your son calls you back eventually
>>17839164Yes. Mostly a time saving thing because you only need to barely coat a quality non-stick pan or pot.
>>17839171Are you doing a bit? Is this some elaborate ruse? Or are you really such a retard that you think the only purpose of fat in a pan is to prevent sticking?
>>17839187I only use canola or olive oil to help prevent sticking when cooking in a pan. Olive oil for lower temp and canola for breakfast and higher temp. Both are the healthiest oils that prevent sticking much better than bacon grease/animal fats. At least in my almost 30 some years of cooking.
Can you faggots stop arguing about oil?
>>17839202I agree. Hardly any ever needs to be used and people bitch and complain about various oils being bad when you should only be consuming a tiny bit of vegetable/seed oils. Again, its the orientals and weirdos that cook everything in a pool of friggin oil. Gross.
>>17839197>He thinks spray oils are good for you.
>>17839202>faggot posts a webm with no audiotrack when one is obviously needed because of dialog instead of just linking it on catbox or somethingFuck off.
>>17839202Couple of seconds in, and I can already tell where that video is going. Fucking nope.
>>17839218What audio is needed? It's pretty self explanatory.
>>17839197So the answer is "yes," you are such a retard that you think the only purpose fat serves in a pan is to prevent sticking.
>>17839217No. None are really good for you, but you should be consuming such a small amount it's superficial. As I said, I could drop some canola in a pan if I wanted and spread it around for 20 seconds to coat the surface, but a quick second spray is much easier. Who gives a fuck if it's unhealthy? It's just a tiny bit.
>>17837958Not him but when i make fried rice i put 1.5tbsp for 2 meals. Thats not alot considering the rest of the ingredients dont any much fat in them
>>17838989>looks goodare you fucking retarded. cold prego from a plastic jar. bulk can of sawdust sprinkled all over.
>>17839226ok this, THIS is the dumbest thing I have ever seen on the internet.
>>17839259Prego is much better than Ragu. Much chunkier and thicker. Ragu has always been beaten by Prego. Also plastic containers are much better and cheaper than glass for bulk. Common sense dude. Also that sauce is already seasoned with italian spices so you don't need to yourself.
>>17839071I think about fucking off into the woods more and more every day.
>>17839226This is extremely annoying to watch
>>17839270So how has your first week on the internet been?
>>1783928828 years so far.
>>17839117The heat of the gravy cooks the egg
>>17838296I've been to buffets in Asia, this isn't some exceptionPeople leave mountains of food on their table and go home too Fucking mindless morons
>>17838598> Who the fuck has motorised appliances that cost $50 in their kitchenThe utter state of /ck/
>>17837933>She's close to cumming but can't because you're not quite big enough to get her there (she's delivered multiple children).I've fucked a mommy before. Whilst licking her clit, you do what >>17837959 says minus the sweat. If she's turned on you don't need sweat lmao and that can cause a UTI, faggots
>>17839150Everything about ck is so based, even a simple post like thing RINGS with cks literary voice. I love ck, bitches
>>17838955Holy shit BASED I love ck
>>17838919This whole thing is like a dark parody of itself. The soiboi, the ipad, the soiface as he gets his picture taken, the ridiculous coffee machine, him leaning over to watch it like a sperg, the implicit narcissism of getting yourself on a cup of coffee and the stupid soiface being featured in particular. Utterly surreal, it's like a skit from Futurama.
>>17839310The egg's gravity crams the eggs up my ass
>>17837989>I once bought a thing of vegatable oil because some recipe needed a teaspoon and its been turning white and cloudyIt's rancid, just throw it out.Do you not ever sweat vegetables or other basic tasks that require more than a spray of that nasty canned stuff?
Oh look, it's the butthurt foreigner spamming his "funny" webm names.
>>17840018You forget, were too lazy to mention, or didn't consider the machine making his drink while the staff don't do anything. Could've visited a vending machine.
>>17838947>Sisters sharing a taste is weirdWell, you're just a troglodyte, aren't you?
>>17839071>Source: Some douchebag on facebook who heard it from his cousin's sisterwife
>>17839106t. Guy who grew up cooking like a boomer.
>>17839274They're both trash. If you're going for cheap at least get Classico. Rao's is fantastic, though.
>>17840083I pray for the day when his arteries just fucking give up.
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>>17840225The Freak Show never died, it just moved to Basic Cable.
McDonald's is a place to rockIt is a restaurant where they buy food to eatIt is a good place to listen to the musicPeople flock here to get down to the rock musicRock and Roll McDonald'sRock and Roll McDonald'sRock and Roll McDonald'sRock and Roll McDonald'sMcDonald's will make you fatThey serve big macsThey serve quarter poundersThey will put pounds on youRock and Roll McDonald'sRock and Roll McDonald'sRock and Roll McDonald'sRock and Roll McDonald's(instrumental)McDonald's hamburgers are the worstThey are worse than Burger KingA Big Mac has 26 grams of fatA quarter pounder has 28 grams of fatRock and Roll McDonald'sRock and Roll McDonald'sRock and Roll McDonald'sRock and Roll McDonald'sRock over London, Rock on ChicagoWheaties, breakfast of champions
>>17838800Weirdly like a sweeter red braised dish, if you ever had red braise that is.
>>17840194Is that mayonnaise?
>>17837491glass cutting board, using forks, covering a fucking deep fry pot, this guy is confirmed retarded
>>17839002>Wanting respect from someone on 4chan
>>17838639imagine doing this without chilis wtf
>>17840222bro where does this stuff even originate?
>>17840442That's the most disgusting thing I've ever seen in my entire life.
>>17840442this was not cute at all
>>17840442Why does this clip bother people so much? Is it the blood?
>>17840607It's probably the way the blood and innards erupt out of that thing
>>17837555Do you think it reckognizes what is in the oven?
>>17838982yum, autism for dinner
>>17840607For me it's how it keeps wriggling after being disemboweled and sliced to pieces
>>17840344>I tell ya I get no respect
>>17839987You can lick a click while your dick's in? Damn, you must be popular.
>>17840607It's the blood, the yellow tentacle guts, and the fact that before they explode into blood and guts they look like giant uncircumsized Asian penises.
>>17839106Nah dude when you are actually cooking for flavour you do all sorts of gross shit like 'finish' with butter, cream or dress with olive or sesame oil. A cheaper version of course is just dumping vegetable oil into the sauce which is sometimes a thing too. The oil carries and emulsifies fat soluble flavours, it changes texture. Of course this style of cooking is not supposed to be every day home cooking and I'm not saying is healthy, but to act like it isn't a thing is retarded. I used to date a thai girl whose mother made the best fried rice. I used to quiz her about the 'secret' and she'd laugh and dodge the question. Eventually her daughter told me the 'secret' was a cup of pure lard per serving.
>>17840673more like barfsandwich
>>17839226JUST PUT ALL SUBITILES IN ONE FRAME THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU ZOOMERS
>>17840083over time his antics have charmed mehe's still disgusting, but I'm no longer repulsed by it, it's just a "haha look at this slob go" moment now
>>17840396Wuhan province, at a guess
>>17838924Use some lemon right? Will also complement the salmon
>>17840039the audacity of these people to call this a salad
>>17840047the cu/ck/ fears the raw mince eater
>>17839138>fire has to have oxygen, cover with a lid >switch off gasisnt this common knowledge?
>>17840065>germans get sausage anyway
>>17837491im actually impressed that he didnt throw water at it or just leave it there. he actually defused the situation in the end
>>17840879he fluked it outhe did something entirely wrong but it worked out okay somehow
Have you tried surströmming?
>>17840982>>17840985>>17840986>>17840988>>17840989>>17840992>>17840991Kungen har kommit, jag bugar
>>17839226god i fucking hate this knock off daft punk motherfucker
>>17840396roman used to love eating baby rabbitshttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laurices
>>17837933Coomers need to be publicly executed.
Ok, what is with this trend of this guy ruining every webm thread by spamming shitloads of crappy webms of this bald guy?
>>17837491Source? Anyone has a source? Tanks.
>>178411201st of all, calling someone "bald" is sexual harassment now.2nd of all, that's the new King Eggward of the Fort.3rd of all, I love you.
>>17840210>village has chickens>they still harvest mosquitoswtf Africa
>>17841138A couple of chickens won't produce enough eggs to feed a whole village.
>>17841174Why not just grow more chickens instead of eating all the eggs?
>>17837933Why did I have this same thought?
>>17841182If they ate all the eggs, they wouldn't have any chickens in the first place.
>>17841182they have to eat all the eggs or else they can't leave
>>17841120It's a raid from an extremely mentally ill person on /int/ >>>/int/164660463 >>>/int/164656521He has been spamming that bald guy and other things constantly every day for almost 10 years.
>>17837525honestly doesnt seem too bad, just a lot of workcould work with yorkshire pudding or something as a breakfast item
>>17841256I actually never made cheese, I need to try this.
>>17841256what does this even taste of?
>>17841256where's the salt
>>17841368That's actually clever. Especially if you have someone that's elderly for example and can forget a turned on stove or just fall asleep. Neat.
>>17841368is that just baking soda or something?
>>17838639>>17838649what do you use it for ?
>>17837491>not just using your hands and breading all the fish in the time it took to do one piece>not just putting the lid back on10/10 actually laughed out loud
>>17837522she won by doing nothing>>17837491and he did too much
>>17841448Dip dumplings, stir it through noodles, toss on a cucumber salad, eat it with poached / steamed meat, garnish soup. It only takes a minute, you mince up some aromats, like garlic and chilli, put them in a small dish with a pinch of salt, heat oil until it's smoking hot and then slowly drizzle it over the aromats.
>>17841180Hmmm?Hmhmhmhm?It's a parody, right?
>>17840214>eating a bottom feeding freshwater fish not only raw but still alive
>>17838466Fuck off Klaus I'm not eating ze bugz
>>17838982The heat of the counter co- ah no it doesn't
>>17839273and then you have to remove your testicles.
>>17837491>Rich Evans cooking french fries.webm
>>17841192Chickens produce eggs daily no matter if they're fertilized or not. You just need to let a rooster into the hen house once in a while and let those eggs hatch.
>>17837844gordon is such a whiny bitch holy shit i hate this faggot
>>17841448I usually make it for White cut chicken
>>17841854You for posting a jpg in a webm thread
>>17840210>when the predator becomes the prey
>>17840047What's wrong with that? She's going to cook that mince with onio-Oh...
>>17837491Solving your problems by taking them outside is the funniest shit
>>17838942>Black girl>White popsiclePottery
>>17840674No, my reading comprehension is just better than yours
>>17839202god damn, i love white women. do you fags think she'll spit on me?t. pajeet
>>17838444>Spoons out the seedsCoward
>>17838786Fucking white people, thank god they'll all be gone within the next 100 years
>>17838071>child exploitationdude the kid's just making food.
>>17837504Flambe serves no purpose beyond visual wow factor.
>>17842170You dense motherfucker, the exploitation isn't the child cooking, it's the parents forcing the child to cook to film it for social media points and money. If the child cooked by itself by choice and absent the camera it would be perfectly fine.
>>17838965why is the pretentious faggot on the left barely able to hold a fork?
>>17842336Lack of essential vitamins and minerals found in pizza grease.
>>17838965>starts out by cutting the pizza and using a fork, clearly putting on appearances>doesnt work, clearly he doesnt do this normally>"uhhh ok new plan...">cuts it into small pieces for whatever reason>bites it like hes scares of smearing his lipstickalright... how big is his wife's strap-on?
>>17840022>>17840029>>17840047You moron should finally change the file names. It's all from a german scripted reality Show. As the Logo on the bottom left even says.
>>17842852He's doing it on purpose so retards like you will reply. Good job, fuck face.
>>17839138They teach it multiple times from elementary to high school. If you work almost any job you get told about fire safety.
>>17838679I've been cooking since I was 8 and I've never started a kitchen fire. The fuck
>>17841180>how delightfully droll, yet subversive...BRILLIANT!!!
>>17842448>wifeThat man is clearly a homosexual