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Now that the dust has settled on breaking spaghetti in half, what are your feelings on spaghetti measurers?
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They're great for breaking spaghetti in half.
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Is there anything i have less reason to own?
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>>17272707
but how will you know exactly how much you can cram without the anus-diameter guide?
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>>17272699
is this real? why?
also what the fuck are you talking about breaking spaghetti in half??
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>>17272699
Why would you break spaghetti in half? What's the point? Just buy a tall pot?
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obligatory
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gj5se-cS0kc
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>>17272699
I really wish I had one.
I usually flip the box tab to cover half of the box, then half that by eyeball but it doesn't feel too precise
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>>17273136
bro, just use your hand. make the "ok" symbol with your fingers. the amount of spaghetti noodles that fit in that hole is a serving for one person. double it if you're feeling extra hungry.
couldn't be simpler.
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>>17272699
my nickname for your greasy dago mom is spaghetti measurer
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>>17273136
Just weigh it.
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Are you seriously telling me you don't simply count the number of spaghetti noodles you want to eat?
Like, hmm I'm hungry, how much spaghetti should I eat? 47 spaghetti. Oh someone else is coming over for dinner, ok then make it 94 spaghetti.
Easy
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>>17273164
>ok
How does this work when people have different sized hands and fingers?
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>>17273214
it automatically adjusts. if you are bigger and your hands are bigger, you will need more spaghetti anyways. a small person with smaller hands needs less spaghetti and the hole will be smaller anyways due to hand size.

Nature's spaghetti measurer
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>>17273226
what about drumpf and his small hands?
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the hole in the pasta ladle is also a spaghetti measure
i usually don't make spaghetti, they are just bothersome so i make screws and measure by volume
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>>17273207
This gets too complicated once I break them in half, though. Some of the noodles break into 3 pieces and they are much harder to count.
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>>17273164
God damn, that's a fucking ton of spaghetti for one person dude, are you bulking?
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>>17273391
more like bloating
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>>17273164
Are you serious? That's like one whole packet, I'll be a hardly-breathing balloon fuck at the end of the day.
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>>17273244
he just says fuck it and has mcdonalds again
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>>17273115
>Spend money on another pot
>Spend money on an extension for my scrubbing brush to reach the bottom of tall pot
>Spend money on expanding my kitchen to have the space to store a tall pot

or

>Snap
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>>17273666
do you not have a large sauce pan or something? that's where i cook my spaghetti or long noodles in.
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>>17273666
lmao at this panlet

bro if you don't even have a pot large enough to cook whole spaghetti noodles how can you ever expect to make soup or chili?

ngmi
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i use a scale
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>>17273750
Same, if I ever need to make less than 500g.
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I just cook the whole box and refrigerate the leftover pasta for next time
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>>17273164
>>17273226
yeah, that's bullshit, i didn't believe it so i opened a standard 1 lb. box of barilla spaghetti just to see. i could safely fit the entire box's worth inside the OK symbol and my hands are normal adult male-sized. that's 1600 calories alone kek
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>>17273835

This man is one step ahead
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>>17273666
Are you a midget living in a crawlspace?
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>>17273852
my mans got elephant hands or something
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Someone post the dick measurement pic of these things
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>>17273738
You break the soup in half retard
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>>17273835
But are you mixing the 'sgetti with whatever sauce you also cooked along side or are you storing them as they are?
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literally just eyeball it. if you don't know what a portion of pasta looks like for you then you don't cook enough.
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>>17273164
>make the "ok" symbol with your fingers.
Dude, that's racist. Buy the heckin' pasta measurer, y'all.
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>>17273910
Yeah that's not okay guys. Don't be racist when you make pasta
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>>17273126
I shit you not. I have never cooked spaghetti without breaking them.
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>>17273910
>Buy the heckin' pasta measurer, y'all.

only if its sold by POC owned business
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I want to stick my dick in that just to see how many mouhts i could feed
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>>17274265
Yeah, Pastaiolos of Color.
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>>17272699
I just weigh it. 80g of dry spaghetti is a good portion size for me, 90g if I'm hungry, 70g if I had a big lunch.
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>>17273666
Why would you even need a tall pot? I just dump it in the water, wait a few seconds and push it down as it is soft enough to bend.

You are silly.



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