oh no no no
I want to try unironicallyIt's a bit expensive sadly, probably would rather buy a book
I hear an entire nation of black people crying out "What the FUCK is THIS shit?"
>>17271528is that really what they look like in cross section?worse than i thought
looks like a dusty ass old book wtf KFC gtfo with this fake vegan shit
Once artificial meat gets cheaper and replicate texture better i wouldn't mind it becoming a replacement for the random ground meats, but it's still not going to replace proper cuts of meat for me. My concern is artificial stuff getting cheaper while real stuff gets more expensive making it so only the wealthy can afford eating the good shit.
mmmm fried erasers
I'd eat that
>>17271528This is a lot better than those fake burgers. The texture is a bit firm but the taste is pretty good. Part of bite had a tofu sort of taste and another had a flavor reminiscent of fried chicken from a chinese takeout place. Otherwise, it tasted very much like fried chicken of some sort. They are a bit in between the taste of nuggets and bone in fried chicken.It's $7 for six pieces, but I think that's because they want you to get the combo with fries and a drink for $8. Then again, kfc is a bit pricy for below average fried chicken.I'd get them again, but I don't go there often.
>>17271758>reminiscent of fried chickenmemories of chicken. in the future people won't even know what anything tastes like, just these fake meats
>>17271851It definitely tastes like fried chicken. That one bite tasted differently and that it tasted like a specific type of fried chicken dish from a chinese takeout place but I can't place it at the moment. I hope that clarifies it.
>>17271874and itI really need to proofread things before posting.
>"NO!!! YOU CAN'T JUST COAT TOFU IN BATTER THEN DEEP FRY IT LIKE ASIANS HAVE BEEN DOING FOR CENTURIES!!!"
>>17271874do they even use different fryers for it? it would taste like chicken if you fried it in the same oil as you've been using for chicken all day. same goes for chicken fried in the fish fryer at long john silvers tastes like fish. hell, even the fries do if they use the wrong one.
>>17271890More like an unholy mixture of soybean oil and rapeseed oil. Like 99% of american "food"
>>17271893I don't believe they do. I think it was mentioned somewhere that it didn't qualify as vegan or whatever that is because they prepare it like their chicken. That's probably why it tastes like chicken.
>>17271890you've been living under a rock if you think the person depicted in that image would ever say something like that. in fact, what you wrote would be the response to what the person depicted in that image WOULD say.
>>17271918Are you implying that a soyboy wouldn't consider Colonel Sanders to be a racist that steals Asian cusine? Are you implying he wouldn't avoid KFC and instead eat at the trendy Tofu restaurant that charges three times as much?
>>17271923reasonable points, to be fair. no, i don't think any soyboy would consider a single thing past BYND = FAKE MEAT = SCIENCE = GOOD
>>17271911ha, seems like a catch 22 for them. if they decided to just use chicken in them with filler/binder then people would complain they're just being cheap. so they have to stick with the 100% plant stuff for marketing but they don't want to invest in a separate part of the kitchen just for fake meat stuff
>>17271957But by not investing in separate fryers, they can get that chicken fat flavor into the fake chicken.I guess if real chicken was more expensive then they could offer fake chicken as a cheaper menu item but use the same fryers to get real chicken flavor thereby maximizing the the use of the more expensive chicken not only as a menu item but as a flavoring?
>>17271993yeah that's what I was saying though. tyson sells
>>17271683I looked up a review video and they look better than that but you won't ever catch me paying a premium for chicken fucking nuggets of all things.
shant be eating the bugs
>>17271528that picture looks tough and dry as fuck
chicken nuggets are bad for you https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-aKqp1kzKg
>>17271528>"OH MY GOD LOOK HOW DISGUSTING THIS VEGAN FOOD LOOKS DO VEGANS REALLY I HATE VEGANS OH MY GOD VEGAN KFC WHAT THE FUCK VEGANS WHAT'S WRONG WITH VEGANS WHY IS VEGAN FOOD SO VEGAN SOY BOY VEGAN VEGAAAAAAAAAANSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS"That pic looks disgusting like all the "Beyond" or "Impossible" garbage, but you faggots are obsessed.
>>17272059Hust please eat your nuggets son. Your mother and I are trying our best to accommodate your "alternative" lifestyle.
People are actually surprised the KFC makes bad food? I'm shocked. /ck/ - culinary infants.
>>17271528>>17272035Someone point it out earlier, but it's basically seitan/wheat gluten in KFC batter and spices. It has a very distinct "not-chicken" quality about it, probably because they just took an already well-known vegetarian dish and slapped the word "chicken" on it.If you go into it expecting chicken, you're in for a massive letdown and disgust. It can be appreciated for what it is, but it's not chicken in any way.
>>17271851>in the future people won't even know what anything tastes like, just these fake meatsthat's basically what life is NOW. People try heritage breeds of animals and get blown away
>>17271940>hurr vegans bad so science badYou’re a retard if you reject everything scientific because some hipster faggots abuse the word “science” to promote things you don’t agree with.
>>17272109Vegan food is fine just not this processed shit
>>17271528Oh no no no we got too cocky KFC bros...
>>17272082They really need to start calling this shit what it is instead of acting like it's just like chicken. Seitan nuggets would go down way better than this shit.
>>17271528Nikocado in his last video say those nuggets are shit and I believe him
>>17271709Hey, now, you're getting dangerously close to real reason this bullshit is getting pushed so hard.
>>17271709Cool it with the anti-Semitism.
Why would vegans go to KFC in the first place?
>>17272331For the fries.
>>17272020This story never happened. Vegans have an almost Semitic-level persecution complex.
>>17272020>a 4 year old stuck with no-meat Yeah, i'd bet my big toe her parents just told her they where feeding her vegan food. No way they accommodated that for a fucking 4-10 year old girl. >white girl wastedShe got what she deserved, cuz she was evil got the devil on her nerves~
Why am I not surprised I got warned for racism in a thread full of v*gans
>>17272473Because the only time you'll ever get warned for nonsense is when it gets reported. And naturally vegans are going to report things, because they are lame, flabby, and also lame. Now imagine a 4chan where anyone who reports a post gets perma'd. Imagine. Nirvana.
>>17272483Careful anon, lame can be considered a slur nowadays
>>17271533I think smoked tofu mixed with some kind of pea would be better, cheaper and also doesn't try passing as meat I'll try try home, if it fries well
>>17271528you have to really deep think into the concept of this 'food' item. I imagine 25+ years ago, this product would have been rejected outright. Rejected because it's literal trash that pretends to be healthy. there's nothing healthy about it. and ironically you're still supporting a chicken killing organization. it's just comedy.
Here's your bacon wrapped sausage anon.
>>17272519They used to put heroin in cough medicine. Feeding people poison is nothing new. Your modern perspective is a mold. Stupid people stay stupid, that's all there is to it.
>>17272519It's almost as if... companies are profit focused and hop on whatever trend can make them money at the moment ... woah..
>>17272109He never said that, vegan retard. All that impossible meat is affecting your reading comprehension. I call it "soy brain"
>>17272091I think they'd feel the same way if they just ate thighs instead of breast
just tried it9/10would eat again
Hey Mr Fry Guy. Im trying to be a good vegan so can you give me some that OLD oil? I want as much chicken lipids as I can digest before shitting myself from meat intake.
>>17273401Why didn't you eat the last one?
>>17271533based reader saving his brain and stomach at the same time
>>17271709>My concern is artificial stuff getting cheaper while real stuff gets more expensive making it so only the wealthy can afford eating the good shit.
>>17272277They don’t act like it’s actually chicken. Anyone with more than 2 brain cells know it’s not chicken. Have you really confused it for real chicken?
Any place to get Real veggie food, and not tranny food?>WTT0P
>>17273980>calls it "chicken">hurr durr they don't act like it's actually chicken
Remember in Spongebob where they got bought by a franchise and had synthetic burgers?
>>17271528white people food lmfao
Fugg, the texture on those looks foul.
>>17274036I'm getting more of a seared bite on the impossible krabby patty
>>17271528Wow, I didn't think they could make processed food worse.
>>17271533Eat the book after you read it and it will pretty much taste like beyond meat
>>17274314but it's a leatherbound book
Fake meat is absolutely satanic, imagine priding yourself in eating industrial animal feed sludge.
>>17271528Nice of them to make the box in such a way that you can open the Colonel’s mouth into a numale meme expression should you want to.
>>17271528>Yeah uhhhhhhhhhhh can I get the 20 piece imitation chicken nugget pack with the vegetable sauce and a large diet coke?
>>17274026They call it "Impossible Chicken" which by it's name implies it's not real chicken. If you mistakenly order it thinking you're getting actual chicken you deserve the shock, awe and butthurt you get from your meal. Do you cry when you drink eggnog and it doesn't taste like eggs?
>>17272530That's actual dog shit and nothing that anyone says can convince me otherwise.
>>17274753I think dog shit might actually have higher nutritional value that whatever that is
>>17274621Eggnog has eggs in it you nog.
>>17271528Finally my fake chicken Is ready
>>17271709KFC isn't random ground meat tho
>>17274621call it chicken fried tvp or some shit. don't call it chicken. I hate this stupid marketing bullshit>called just egg> Ingredients: Water, Mung Bean Protein Isolate, Expeller-Pressed Canola Oil, Contains less than 2% of Calcium Citrate, Enzyme, Gellan Gum, Natural Carrot Extractives (color), Natural Flavors, Natural Turmeric Extractives (color), Onion Puree, Salt, Soy Lecithin, Sugar, Tetrasodium Pyrophosphate, Preservatives (Nisin, Potassium Sorbate). versus>egg>ingredients: it's just an egg
>>17271893heres the thingchicken has no flavour
>>17274886are you a smoker by chance?
Seitan nuggers? More like Satan Nuggets
>>17275427I smoke and I can taste chicken just fine, that retard just destroyed his taste buds with excess salt for his entire life
>>17275572I smoke too and I am a super taster and smeller. I don't understand people who say they can taste stuff after they quit smoking. I assume their sinuses are all fucked to shit from smoking because their bodies just aren't up to task. ssucks to be them
>>17274323Then it will have a more lifelike texture. Make sure to boil it first.
>>17271533If you have the money you should try things you wanna try. You have one fucking life - just do it.
morbid curiosity to try itbut it looks terrible
Built for child child sex in a awkward left open but Chris Barrie from Red Dwarf died world.
I have zero intentions of letting this shit propagate using the name of certains meats. Wont fuck a single child ever again aligning myself to the democratic party as a sway to the side political advantage. It was fine i. My 30s, but I am a fuckhead and I don't believe that these new kids coming over the border should be fucking no nothing 50 plus year old doners.
>>17276015this sounds like an advertisement for a risk taker. why would you pay more to try a safer product? they probably want to skydive while eating an all meat chicken wing
>>17271528fuck theme imitation shitgive me some fried tofu skin and I'll happily devour them
i should buy stock in berond meat shouldnt i?
>>17271528doesn't look that much different from "real" KFC
>>17274827nuggets are though. only chik fil a and probably restaurants have non-ground nuggies
>>17272519>it's literal trash that pretends to be healthy.I haven't seen these fast food companies advertising that it's healthier. Just that it tastes the same, which isn't true either though. But you can find some evidence that meat from healthy animals is more nutritious and cheap factory farmed stuff might be less healthy so I'm not sure how big of a difference this stuff is especially in the context of a fast food meal.
>>17273993taco bell bean burritos/tacos
>>17275427i smoke weedmy taste is fine
i dont understand why they market this stuff as synthetic meat replacement thingits just so unappealing i dont understand why it cant just be a normal ingredient why arent they saving these catchy beyond meat names and such for actual lab grown meat? at least then it makes senseThey're attaching unnecessary stigma to just fried tofu or oat creamdrink thing
>>17276015You're right! I'm going to work tomorrow dressed as a woman. Thanks for the words of wisdom. Maybe one day I'll even do it for free.
>>17276897>some evidence Its all just broscience source:I was there bullshit like all nutritional "science" ends up being. You can pretty much argue any conclusion you like based on cherrypicking and its clear opinion comes into play more than anything else
why did he do it bros
>>17272109>>hurr vegans bad so science bad>You’re a retard if you reject everything scientific because some hipster faggots abuse the word “science” to promote things you don’t agree with.>>17272068>Hust please eat your nuggets son. Your mother and I are trying our best to accommodate your "alternative" lifestyle.
>>17277089Well they showed that there are nutritional differences between meats like cows being fed grain vs grass fed cows, like grass fed having more omega 3 which is supposed to be good. It wouldn't really be surprising if an animal isn't quite as nutritious in the end if it's being fed an unnatural diet and being kept in less than ideal conditions that promote stress and disease.
>the 80s>fat is bad>the 90s>sugar is bad>the 00s>low fat!!!!>10s>eat the salty fake meat
>>17277201Bruh, it's the 20s and police are beating people in the street and telling them it's for their own good while elected officials show abject contempt for law-abiding citizens and people think it's funny. Calling wheat gluten "chicken" is low on the list of horrors we're witnessing.
>>17271528Any anons tried it? I saw Reviebrah's video on it and he said they're inedible because they're like rubber
>>17271528Looks like fucking balsa wood
>>17277133>fist line in avocados description is trying to sell you shit>first line in Reviewbrahs description is just a description of what you're a out to seeGod damn that man is wholesome, he really is from another time. Glad to see that at least from that screenshots time his video was getting more views.
>>17272277I can only imagine the retard hysteria over it with women that have been having a mental breakdown over gluten for like 10 years now
>>17271528Beyond chicken, indeed.
>>17277434Shoulda said "more like beyond edible" faggot.
>>17277448>Shoulda said "more like beyond edible" faggot.
>>17271957>>17271911thats correct. These plant foods are not actually for vegans. They are for people who "care about the environment". Only McDonalds McVegan is 100% vegan and is cooked separately from meat products.
>>17272020She's in the right desu, veganism is retarded but this kind of behaviour should be punished
>>17271528>Shitting your pants in fear over protein powder mixed with oil
>>17277058Because marketingSomeone who is vegan is bound to crave meat at some point. Advertising your product as something who can fulfill in a guilt free way is actually a good call.They could call rhat "fried smoked tofu" but then its just another vegan food
I unironically like beyond sausage better than actual sausage. Not even a vegan I just like that unique taste of the grease.
>>17272035>premium for chicken fucking nuggets of all thingsIt’s the same price lol, at least in the uk
>>17271528It looks like they've deep-fried a pencil eraser
>>17273980>Beyond Fried Chicken>"WE'RE TOTALLY NOT REFERRING TO CHICKEN GUYS"Dishonest Jews get the rope.
>>17272483>Now imagine a 4chan where anyone who reports a post gets perma'd. Imagine. Nirvana.If Nirvana is people freely sharing illegal images for a few hours until the host is alerted and pulls the plug and anons go to another imageboard that actually stays up, yes it would be.
>>17271528Why did they deep fry a bunch of rubbers?
>>17277701Nirvana is living a life without the internet nowadays. All other options are just different personalized layers of hell.
>>17277710Nirvana is taking nothing for granted and not getting attached to things.
>>17277720Use of the internet demands attachment. There isn't a single poster in this thread who isn't muddled by pointless kleshas.
>>17277741The question is how much you'd care if everything you have was taken away from you.
>>17277750As much as I'd like you to define what you mean when you say "everything", I'm really not in the right headspace for this at the moment. I leave it at that.
>>17277757>Using faggot terms like "headspace"
>>17277763>>17277759>>17277757>>17277750>>17277741>>17277720>>17277710>>17277701When are y'all gonna fuck?
>>17271528Isn't it still fried in the chicken oil, so it will taste like chicken?
>>17278335it tastes like chicken but it has the consistency of leather
>>17278314It's an abstract kind of fucking. Very cerebral, and cumming is optional.
>>17271528Nikocado hates them therefore I hate them, and he's smarter than all you losers.
>>17271528>The white mans newest attempt to destroy black culture.
>>17277213that was 30 years ago
>>17280061i'm surprised they cut one in half, it doesn't look great
>>17271528imagine looking at that and still wanting to eat ittrue NPC behavior
>>17271533kill yourself shill rat
>>17271709> My concern is artificial stuff getting cheaper while real stuff gets more expensive making it so only the wealthy can afford eating the good shitwhy the fuck do you think this shit is showing up now? Its the not because of the "environment" or "animal welfare" its because inflation is driving meat prices sky high and the proles will fucking riot over $25 Big Macs. The "solution" to this little problem is simply to redefine meat itself to include cheap plant slop and market it under vegan green retard bullshit so it is more palatable to the masses to see their quality of life inflated away for the benefits of a few wealthy bankers
>>17280641i uh, thought about trying it... i've never had a kfc chicken nugget tho. do they have just regular nuggies? and can i get them extra crispy?
>>17278908You know he was high on pcp right?
>>17271528>7$ (Seven dollars) for 6 nuggets
>>17277201who has been saying these things
>>17281400based retard poster
>>17271528They look like fried wood
>>17271709Woah bud tone down the anti-jew rhetoric.
>>17282497Basic economics are Jewish?
>>17271528Did they just deep fry tofu?
>>17271890YOU CAN'T CHARGE A PREMIUM FOR IT YOU CUNT
>>17271709People will full retard over this but the fact that Amerilards riot when you make them eat 10% less meat speaks volumes as is. Just look at the replies to your post, nonsensical blather from middle class troglodytes. Don't worry, ye invalids, your meat will be fine. Beyond meat and the like are veblen goods for virtue signalers, not a serious attempt to cut costs for anything. That's already happened through textured soy protein and the like, and you've known it your entire life. Maybe you should learn to cook actual food now.
>>17272277like burger king creating a third pounder? yeah right. consumers prioritize image above all else with shit like this. call it what it is and you'll lose sales out the door.
>>17276554tell me how i know you suck cocks whenever you get the chance
>>17271528I've tried some plant based nuggets that looks like this, they were pretty solid and texture was nothing like chicken.That actually looks like tofu.
>>17281400Yeah that's why innmy country price of food is the same but you get less
>>17282760chicken is such a cheap meat that there's no fucking purpose to using alternatives. you can grow a chicken on nothing but bugs and cornmeal in like 15 weeks
>>17271528Why is it more expensive than regular chicken? I thought plant based stuff was supposed to be cheaper.
>>17277133weird, i always assumed nickocado was paid by fast food companies for some reason
>>17282834it's only cheaper when they want to use filler and keep prices the same. if it is "plant based meat" then they charge a premium
>>17281400I absolutely love that the staple example for a food riot is the price of "big macs". Not ground beef a household would buy as cheap as possible with many uses (including burgers) or something like that. Instead it's the epitome of the american, a fucking fastfood burger from Mcdonalds. Just keep it cheap no matter what you have to change otherwise and it's all good.
>>17282941I think it's more because ground beef has fewer variables than a big mac
i went out of my way to try these knowing they'd be terrible and had the worst kfc experience of my life first i went inside to find that there was no inside ordering, only a doordash pickup then a masked hambeast barked at me that they are drive through only but i explained that i hadn't been to a kfc in many years and didn't want to hold up the drive through looking at the menu, she walked away then she came back annoyed and reminded me that they have a menu in the drive thru, as though she hadn't heard a word i just said but i tried to break the tension with a smile and a question about potato wedges and i discovered that they have no potato wedges, while i was dealing with my surprise she walked away again at this point i may have considered getting fries and beyond nuggets despite the dreary appearance of the place, the smell of dirty grease, and the lack of hospitality, but the ham beast returned quicker than ever and said masks are required inside then literally shooed me away with the motion of her hand so i wasn't surprised they didn't have a single customer during rush hour when the mcdonalds, the shittiest of shit tier fast food next door, had cars lined up around the block
I don't even have a KFC place near me without driving over 30 mins.
>>17272515tofu fries very well if you coat it with cornflour.
>>17271537And just as prophesized, they were ignored.
>>17271528I have a friend who was high as fuck eat to 12 pieces of this. He said it didn't taste bad and that it went well with BBQ dipping sauce. However he reported that the day after he had severe stomach cramps and had to shit for over two hours. He stated that the smell was worse than just poo and described the stench as a animal rotting in wet heat.Idk, I'm not going to try it.
>>17271758You can bread and deep fry a shoe and it would taste similar to chicken nuggets.How do they fucked up at the texture, nuggets are pretty much ground meat. Just ground whatever you replaced it with and would be closer than a leather texture
>>17271533or you could just get a kindle, and torrent endless books
>>17272280reportoftheweek also wasn't a big fan of them as well
>>17284756I think he got a weird batch or something, my friend bought a box and I had a few, they tasted fine
>>17277406The difference is that Reviewbrah is autistic, while Avocado is an attention-seeking homosexual.
>>17271528I thought they were good
>>17286124you thought wrong
>>17274880it's an old meme, but I respect their reference
>>17277583>punishment for feefees hurt while drinkingyeah, nah, get the fuck out cock addicted faggot. vegetards are not fucking allergic.
>>17271528I just watched reviewbrah's review and it was obvious how tough this shit was. He seriously had to put effort into ripping it apart. Why would they sell something like that?
>>17283809You are an autistic piece of shit and probably racist. Nobody awards you chud points for mentioning she has a mask, its her job which you would never understand. McDonalds will always have a line because people dont know real food and KFC is more expensive. You didnt discover anything youre a dick
>>17286487she was white. i'm white. how am i a dick. i was polite. i did nothing wrong. i don't think they even have a mask policy. i worked fast food when i was younger so i would understand. i told my ex kfc manager friend what happened and he was so outraged and saddened, albeit drunk, but still. i even had a neck gaiter i could have easily used as a mask but why even bother, the employees there are apparently so entitled they get to shit on every customer that comes around, so yea, i'm going to mention she was a masked hambeast, apparently it triggered you
>>17280061Why do people who don't know how to edit photos even try? It could've been somewhat funny, but the fact you suck at editing made it lose any chance it had.
>>17271528Lets compare that to what you'd prefer to eathttps://youtu.be/LQRAfJyEsko?t=1400Also fuck KFC.
>>17271528>NOOOO I NEED TO EAT THE ROTTING FLESH OF ANIMALS THAT WERE TORTURED TO DEATH!!!!! YOU HAVE TO HOLD MY HAND TO GET ME TO STOP TORTURING ANIMALS!!!!!!!!
>>17271528>take bland filler with no nutritional value>absolutely bury it in salt, spice, and oil>”WAOW this tastes decent!!!!!!!!”
>>17286662see >>17286619Use your fucking brain.
>>17286619I never knew mike stoklasa made documentaries
>>17286719Nice deflection. I guess its all you can do right?
>>17286725if god didn't want us to eat animals he wouldn't have made them out of meat
>>17286728So it IS all you can do. Got it.
>>17286725>I guess its all you can do right?>>17286732>Got it.
What i find strange is that morning star makes really tasty fake chicken nuggets. If you are dipping them in sauce you don't even notice that its not chicken. Its like KFC went out of their way to make these shit.
>>17284752I dropped my kindle about 5 feet in the air onto my bed last night and it fucking broke. Apparently this is a common occurrence.
>>17272331All fast food will be made of this shit and bugs by 2030
>>17287163why feed bugs to people when you can just feed bugs to a chicken?
>>17287168Why feed synthetic plant rubber to people when you can just feed synthetic plant rubber to chickens?
>>17287182rubber grows on trees
>>17287190That's why I said synthetic plant rubber
>>17286487>You are an autistic piece of shit and probably racist. Nobody awards you chud points for mentioning she has a mask, its her job which you would never understand. McDonalds will always have a line because people dont know real food and KFC is more expensive. You didnt discover anything youre a dick
>>17271890does deep fried tofu taste like chicken?
>>17286526Maybe they shit on you because of your incredibly large brain and vocal faculties it was just too much for the lowly fast food employee to handle your social cues are unparalleled
>>17287766it does when you fry it in chicken grease
I bought it. They forgot one of the nuggets and gave me fucking fries instead of mashed potatoes, fucking fags.The nuggets tasted fine though, felt like nuggets but without a chicken after taste so it was a bit odd.
>>17286619Gross, they mix eggs with chicks.
>>17286619I raise my own livestock. Without the gloomy music and lighting it's not actually that bad.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOABswBPP7s&ab_channel=Iowadairyfarmer
>>17271528>>17289646Just realized that in a few years the urbanites will eat their fried soy patties and we'll be asking which KFC around has the "real thing". Like there will be no chicken probably soon bros.
there are like 6 trillion chickens on the planet, nobody's running out of chicken
>>17271528this looks like if you take one bite you will grow a titty
>>17290205>this looks like if you take one bite you will grow a titty
>>17271528Beyond meat primes your body for Corona virus.
>>17282497>>17272312Why do you ignore when white people screw you over too?
>>17290598Jews are white.
>>17286441fuck off, you deserve to know what someone is feeding you
>>17288433nah it's not like i'm foreign to this whole process, she was just a bitch
Man they can easily sell this shit for $0.50, instead it's overpriced fake meat.No thanks retards.
You must be a plant from the meat industry
Plot twist: They're intentionally selling shitty inedible "vegan" food to tarnish its image.
>>17271528This is kind of funny. Here, we always thought they'd first get rid of the Col. as outdated/racist, etc., but instead they pozzed with plastic meat and kept the Col.
>>17290650I know, but let's be real, those two don't consider Jews white
>>17290658son, have you ever been out drinking with people? different rules apply when drugs are involved.
>>17277213>beating peopleI hesitate to call them "people"
>>17271528I wanna try it
>>17272531>feeding people posionmost of fast food already is poison. Hell the fucking seitan nuggets at least have NO filler in them most industrial ground can go as high as 70% filler and still be labeled "ground beef" or "chicken nuggets"
>>17291958I hesitate to assume you could read, let alone respond.
>>17271528>the texture inside the nuggetwhat the fuckthat unironically looks like cardboard
>>17292556Holy shit, you really can't read.
>>17282794I don't understand why a mcchicken is so goddamned expensive compared to a big mac when beef is clearly the more expensive meat. In my country it's true of most chicken burgers - they're as expensive if not more expensive than their beef counterparts. But then go to the store and it's easily half the price per kilo
>>17271528Is it just breaded tofu? I love fried tofu.
>>17292606Why did you post a picture of yourself
>>17292635>Why did you post a picture of yourself
>>17292622do they have to be parfried in a factory? it would certainly make them more expensive to produce than a beef patty since both need to be shaped and flash frozen but one needs to be fried in a factory and then fried again in the store later
>>17272020Real or not, she was in the rightI hate vegans with a justice complex as much as the next guy, but fucking with someone's food or drink in that way is a line you don't crossPeople with soy allergies go into shock when vegans swap out their real meat for the substitute, and people with lyme disease will get sick if given red meatNot to mention that it's all around a sick betrayal of trust
>/qa/ spammers are on /ck/ now
I'm surprised this thread is still up since last week
>>17292708>People with soy allergies go into shock when vegans swap out their real meat for the substitutethis shit never happens, usually goes the other way
>>17293888the entire restaurant is now going to be contaminated with fake plant meat. I'm sure there are people who regularly ate KFC who now can't due to allergies
>>17292708Naw it’s hella funny lmao
>>17292708>People with soy allergies go into shock when vegans swap out their real meat for the substitute, and people with lyme disease will get sick if given red meatnone of those things happened to the girl. she just got triggered the next day that her drunk ass got so messed up that she ate chicken nuggets (oh no!)
>>17292708>having drunk, regretful meals is now literally rape. she couldn't consent to that
>>17293888Checked but also wronghttps://www.boredpanda.com/vegetarian-roommate-lying-about-food-ingredients-charged-felony-lawsuit/?utm_source=duckduckgo&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=organic
>>17272048>you're not wasting food like I do regularly in my million dollar mansion? AHHHH I'M GOING INSANE HELP ME HAMBURGLER
>>17292622>>17292678Not only that but the demand is alot less. They can use the hamburger patties for multiple menu items, but the McChicken is just for itself. They increase the price so people wont sell out the chicken patties just because its cheaper. Also the labor costs of frying the sandwich which also takes more time than the patties. They also dont have chicken cabinets for the patties to sit in before assembling.
>>17294079I'm so upset BK already got rid of the italian chicken sandwich when they still have fucking marinara cups in the store to go with their cheese sticks
>>17272020>24>"friends" still acting like highschool kids>show them consequencesBased honestly.
>>17277213You right, elected officials should be used as filler for chicken nuggets.
>>17286487s0i hands typed this post
>>17271528It's a fucking nugget, they were already 98% soy and thickening agent.
>>17294806they are 100% chicken at mcdonaldshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9il0DVhT86E
>>17271533Wasnt plant burgers at BK initially more expensive? Maybe just wait out the hype and get it when it gets cheaper.
>>17284756I thought he said they were incredible
>>17295416inedible not incredible
>>17295416>>17295466he said the taste was similar to meat nugs but the texture was like eating a rubber shoe
can we call this topic sludge posting
>>17271709After this beyond stuff, they will push the flavored nutrient paste as the new trend haha
>>17292646Why did you repeat what I said? Are you mentally well?
>>17295466He also said they were likely not cooked right.I got em on a whim. Never had fake meat. They were definitely edible. Could almost pass as chicken nuggets. Not bad by any means. Not excellent, but a fine substitute if that's your thing.
You faggots will eat anything
>>17282834This is the same as polyester vs. cotton clothes. Polyester (plastic) fabric is grown in a lab and is way cheaper than cotton, but they charge you about as much.They justify this with a spin like "wicks away moisture," "keeps you dry," and very often some capitalized & trademarked buzzword like "AccuDry" or some such nonsense.All of this to make you believe it's better, jack the price, make you pay more for an inferior product.
>>17299163No youre wrong. The mass production of chicken has made costs low. To start a plant based alternative the costs of creating and distributing are much higher
>>17282859why? he is basically a walking advertisement for why you should stay the hell away from fast food, I don't think fast food companies are going to want anything to do with him
Does /ck/ watch food review youtubers?
>>17301502no>fat faggot>autist>black guy who eats alone in his car>literally who
>>17301502also please tell them to close their mouths and not to talk while eating. it's disgusting and rude and if someone did it at the table with me I'd ask them to leave and never return
>>17272530Looks exactly like the beggin' strips I give my dog.
>>17271528This will replace real nuggets by 2030 and all the vaxcattle in this thread will gobble it up because "climate change".
>>17272020This didn't happen. To be charged with food tampering the tempering has to create risk of bodily harm. There is no risk of harm in feeding someone chicken. Stop posting Reddit.
>>17277583>She's in the right desu, veganism is retarded but this kind of behaviour should be punished
>>17302597Some people are allergic to chicken.
I watched both videos and they were funny
>>17302639This person wasn't. No risk of harm. Fuck off.
>>17302754>No risk of harmoh so they had her medical records and list of allergies?
>>17271890asians also eat living parasites, who gives a shit about their "culture"
>>17302746god bless reviewbrah
>>1728279415 weeks?, it’s not the 50s anymore…
>>17271528>that cross-sectiondo vegans really???????
>>17271528REAL question: will this shrink my dick and give me huge tiddies?
>>17277434ive seen like 4 carlos posts in the past week that were terrible and unfunny, are you the one posting them all?
>>17305627>he doesn't find slabs of paper/books/bark delectableliddrully ngmi
>>17284752I can’t stand reading books off screens
>>17272483>>17277701>>17277710>>17277720Nirvana is fucking band. Retards.
>>17299163Polyester has completely different properties and characteristics to cotton, it's not even a cost-saving thing.You get the best of both worlds when you vary the percentage of each in polyester cotton blends.
>>17303366are we so far gone that we need to consider the possibility someone might be allergic to chicken of all things?
>>17271890>thinks it's tofutofu is harmless compared to this vile nu-loaf
>>17290598The collaborators and enablers are no better.