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oh no no no
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>>17271528
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I want to try unironically
It's a bit expensive sadly, probably would rather buy a book
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I hear an entire nation of black people crying out "What the FUCK is THIS shit?"
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>>17271528
is that really what they look like in cross section?
worse than i thought
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looks like a dusty ass old book wtf KFC gtfo with this fake vegan shit
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Once artificial meat gets cheaper and replicate texture better i wouldn't mind it becoming a replacement for the random ground meats, but it's still not going to replace proper cuts of meat for me. My concern is artificial stuff getting cheaper while real stuff gets more expensive making it so only the wealthy can afford eating the good shit.
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mmmm fried erasers
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I'd eat that
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>>17271528
This is a lot better than those fake burgers. The texture is a bit firm but the taste is pretty good. Part of bite had a tofu sort of taste and another had a flavor reminiscent of fried chicken from a chinese takeout place. Otherwise, it tasted very much like fried chicken of some sort. They are a bit in between the taste of nuggets and bone in fried chicken.
It's $7 for six pieces, but I think that's because they want you to get the combo with fries and a drink for $8. Then again, kfc is a bit pricy for below average fried chicken.
I'd get them again, but I don't go there often.
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>>17271758
a bite
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>>17271758
>reminiscent of fried chicken
memories of chicken. in the future people won't even know what anything tastes like, just these fake meats
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>>17271533
very based
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>>17271851
It definitely tastes like fried chicken. That one bite tasted differently and that it tasted like a specific type of fried chicken dish from a chinese takeout place but I can't place it at the moment. I hope that clarifies it.
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>>17271528
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>>17271874
and it
I really need to proofread things before posting.
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>"NO!!! YOU CAN'T JUST COAT TOFU IN BATTER THEN DEEP FRY IT LIKE ASIANS HAVE BEEN DOING FOR CENTURIES!!!"
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>>17271874
do they even use different fryers for it? it would taste like chicken if you fried it in the same oil as you've been using for chicken all day. same goes for chicken fried in the fish fryer at long john silvers tastes like fish. hell, even the fries do if they use the wrong one.
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>>17271890
More like an unholy mixture of soybean oil and rapeseed oil. Like 99% of american "food"
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>>17271893
I don't believe they do. I think it was mentioned somewhere that it didn't qualify as vegan or whatever that is because they prepare it like their chicken. That's probably why it tastes like chicken.
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>>17271890
you've been living under a rock if you think the person depicted in that image would ever say something like that. in fact, what you wrote would be the response to what the person depicted in that image WOULD say.
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>>17271918
Are you implying that a soyboy wouldn't consider Colonel Sanders to be a racist that steals Asian cusine? Are you implying he wouldn't avoid KFC and instead eat at the trendy Tofu restaurant that charges three times as much?
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>>17271923
reasonable points, to be fair. no, i don't think any soyboy would consider a single thing past BYND = FAKE MEAT = SCIENCE = GOOD
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>>17271911
ha, seems like a catch 22 for them. if they decided to just use chicken in them with filler/binder then people would complain they're just being cheap. so they have to stick with the 100% plant stuff for marketing but they don't want to invest in a separate part of the kitchen just for fake meat stuff
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>>17271957
But by not investing in separate fryers, they can get that chicken fat flavor into the fake chicken.
I guess if real chicken was more expensive then they could offer fake chicken as a cheaper menu item but use the same fryers to get real chicken flavor thereby maximizing the the use of the more expensive chicken not only as a menu item but as a flavoring?
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>>17271993
yeah that's what I was saying though. tyson sells
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>>17271683
I looked up a review video and they look better than that but you won't ever catch me paying a premium for chicken fucking nuggets of all things.
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shant be eating the bugs
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>>17271528
that picture looks tough and dry as fuck
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chicken nuggets are bad for you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-aKqp1kzKg
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>>17271528
>"OH MY GOD LOOK HOW DISGUSTING THIS VEGAN FOOD LOOKS DO VEGANS REALLY I HATE VEGANS OH MY GOD VEGAN KFC WHAT THE FUCK VEGANS WHAT'S WRONG WITH VEGANS WHY IS VEGAN FOOD SO VEGAN SOY BOY VEGAN VEGAAAAAAAAAANSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS"
That pic looks disgusting like all the "Beyond" or "Impossible" garbage, but you faggots are obsessed.
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>>17272059
Hust please eat your nuggets son. Your mother and I are trying our best to accommodate your "alternative" lifestyle.
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People are actually surprised the KFC makes bad food? I'm shocked.

/ck/ - culinary infants.
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>>17272035
Someone point it out earlier, but it's basically seitan/wheat gluten in KFC batter and spices. It has a very distinct "not-chicken" quality about it, probably because they just took an already well-known vegetarian dish and slapped the word "chicken" on it.
If you go into it expecting chicken, you're in for a massive letdown and disgust. It can be appreciated for what it is, but it's not chicken in any way.
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>>17271851
>in the future people won't even know what anything tastes like, just these fake meats
that's basically what life is NOW. People try heritage breeds of animals and get blown away
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>>17271940
>hurr vegans bad so science bad
You’re a retard if you reject everything scientific because some hipster faggots abuse the word “science” to promote things you don’t agree with.
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>>17272109
Vegan food is fine just not this processed shit
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>>17271528
Oh no no no we got too cocky KFC bros...
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>>17272082
They really need to start calling this shit what it is instead of acting like it's just like chicken. Seitan nuggets would go down way better than this shit.
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>>17271528
Nikocado in his last video say those nuggets are shit and I believe him
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>>17271709
Hey, now, you're getting dangerously close to real reason this bullshit is getting pushed so hard.
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>>17271709
Cool it with the anti-Semitism.
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Why would vegans go to KFC in the first place?
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>>17272331
For the fries.
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>>17272020
This story never happened. Vegans have an almost Semitic-level persecution complex.
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>>17272020
>a 4 year old stuck with no-meat
Yeah, i'd bet my big toe her parents just told her they where feeding her vegan food. No way they accommodated that for a fucking 4-10 year old girl.
>white girl wasted
She got what she deserved, cuz she was evil got the devil on her nerves~
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Why am I not surprised I got warned for racism in a thread full of v*gans
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>>17272473
Because the only time you'll ever get warned for nonsense is when it gets reported. And naturally vegans are going to report things, because they are lame, flabby, and also lame.
Now imagine a 4chan where anyone who reports a post gets perma'd. Imagine. Nirvana.
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>>17272483
Careful anon, lame can be considered a slur nowadays
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>>17271533
I think smoked tofu mixed with some kind of pea would be better, cheaper and also doesn't try passing as meat
I'll try try home, if it fries well
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>>17271528

you have to really deep think into the concept of this 'food' item.

I imagine 25+ years ago, this product would have been rejected outright. Rejected because it's literal trash that pretends to be healthy.

there's nothing healthy about it. and ironically you're still supporting a chicken killing organization. it's just comedy.
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Here's your bacon wrapped sausage anon.
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>>17272519
They used to put heroin in cough medicine. Feeding people poison is nothing new. Your modern perspective is a mold. Stupid people stay stupid, that's all there is to it.
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>>17272519
It's almost as if... companies are profit focused and hop on whatever trend can make them money at the moment ... woah..
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>>17272109
He never said that, vegan retard. All that impossible meat is affecting your reading comprehension. I call it "soy brain"
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>>17272091
I think they'd feel the same way if they just ate thighs instead of breast
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just tried it
9/10
would eat again
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Hey Mr Fry Guy. Im trying to be a good vegan so can you give me some that OLD oil? I want as much chicken lipids as I can digest before shitting myself from meat intake.
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>>17273401
Why didn't you eat the last one?
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>>17271533
based reader saving his brain and stomach at the same time
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>>17271709
>My concern is artificial stuff getting cheaper while real stuff gets more expensive making it so only the wealthy can afford eating the good shit.
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>>17272277
They don’t act like it’s actually chicken. Anyone with more than 2 brain cells know it’s not chicken. Have you really confused it for real chicken?
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Any place to get Real veggie food, and not tranny food?
>WTT0P
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>>17273980
>calls it "chicken"
>hurr durr they don't act like it's actually chicken
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Remember in Spongebob where they got bought by a franchise and had synthetic burgers?
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>>17271528
white people food lmfao
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Fugg, the texture on those looks foul.
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>>17274036
I'm getting more of a seared bite on the impossible krabby patty
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>>17271528
Wow, I didn't think they could make processed food worse.
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>>17271533
Eat the book after you read it and it will pretty much taste like beyond meat
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>>17274314
but it's a leatherbound book
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Fake meat is absolutely satanic, imagine priding yourself in eating industrial animal feed sludge.
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>>17271528
Nice of them to make the box in such a way that you can open the Colonel’s mouth into a numale meme expression should you want to.
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>>17271528
>Yeah uhhhhhhhhhhh can I get the 20 piece imitation chicken nugget pack with the vegetable sauce and a large diet coke?
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>>17274026
They call it "Impossible Chicken" which by it's name implies it's not real chicken. If you mistakenly order it thinking you're getting actual chicken you deserve the shock, awe and butthurt you get from your meal. Do you cry when you drink eggnog and it doesn't taste like eggs?
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>>17272530
That's actual dog shit and nothing that anyone says can convince me otherwise.
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>>17274753
I think dog shit might actually have higher nutritional value that whatever that is
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>>17274621
Eggnog has eggs in it you nog.
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>>17271528
Finally my fake chicken Is ready
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>>17271709
KFC isn't random ground meat tho
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>>17274621
call it chicken fried tvp or some shit. don't call it chicken. I hate this stupid marketing bullshit

>called just egg
> Ingredients: Water, Mung Bean Protein Isolate, Expeller-Pressed Canola Oil, Contains less than 2% of Calcium Citrate, Enzyme, Gellan Gum, Natural Carrot Extractives (color), Natural Flavors, Natural Turmeric Extractives (color), Onion Puree, Salt, Soy Lecithin, Sugar, Tetrasodium Pyrophosphate, Preservatives (Nisin, Potassium Sorbate).

versus

>egg
>ingredients: it's just an egg
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>>17271893
heres the thing
chicken has no flavour
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>>17274886
are you a smoker by chance?
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Seitan nuggers? More like Satan Nuggets
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>>17275427
I smoke and I can taste chicken just fine, that retard just destroyed his taste buds with excess salt for his entire life
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>>17275572
I smoke too and I am a super taster and smeller. I don't understand people who say they can taste stuff after they quit smoking. I assume their sinuses are all fucked to shit from smoking because their bodies just aren't up to task. ssucks to be them
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>>17274323
Then it will have a more lifelike texture. Make sure to boil it first.
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>>17271533
If you have the money you should try things you wanna try. You have one fucking life - just do it.
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morbid curiosity to try it
but it looks terrible
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Built for child child sex in a awkward left open but Chris Barrie from Red Dwarf died world.
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I have zero intentions of letting this shit propagate using the name of certains meats. Wont fuck a single child ever again aligning myself to the democratic party as a sway to the side political advantage. It was fine i. My 30s, but I am a fuckhead and I don't believe that these new kids coming over the border should be fucking no nothing 50 plus year old doners.
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>>17276015
this sounds like an advertisement for a risk taker. why would you pay more to try a safer product? they probably want to skydive while eating an all meat chicken wing
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>>17271528
fuck theme imitation shit
give me some fried tofu skin and I'll happily devour them
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i should buy stock in berond meat shouldnt i?
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>>17271528
doesn't look that much different from "real" KFC
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>>17274827
nuggets are though. only chik fil a and probably restaurants have non-ground nuggies
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>>17272519
>it's literal trash that pretends to be healthy.
I haven't seen these fast food companies advertising that it's healthier. Just that it tastes the same, which isn't true either though. But you can find some evidence that meat from healthy animals is more nutritious and cheap factory farmed stuff might be less healthy so I'm not sure how big of a difference this stuff is especially in the context of a fast food meal.
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>>17273993
taco bell bean burritos/tacos
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>>17275427
i smoke weed
my taste is fine
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i dont understand why they market this stuff as synthetic meat replacement thing
its just so unappealing
i dont understand why it cant just be a normal ingredient
why arent they saving these catchy beyond meat names and such for actual lab grown meat? at least then it makes sense
They're attaching unnecessary stigma to just fried tofu or oat creamdrink thing
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>>17276015
You're right! I'm going to work tomorrow dressed as a woman. Thanks for the words of wisdom. Maybe one day I'll even do it for free.
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>>17276897
>some evidence
Its all just broscience source:I was there bullshit like all nutritional "science" ends up being. You can pretty much argue any conclusion you like based on cherrypicking and its clear opinion comes into play more than anything else
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why did he do it bros
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>>17272109
>>hurr vegans bad so science bad
>You’re a retard if you reject everything scientific because some hipster faggots abuse the word “science” to promote things you don’t agree with.
>>17272068
>Hust please eat your nuggets son. Your mother and I are trying our best to accommodate your "alternative" lifestyle.
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>>17277089
Well they showed that there are nutritional differences between meats like cows being fed grain vs grass fed cows, like grass fed having more omega 3 which is supposed to be good. It wouldn't really be surprising if an animal isn't quite as nutritious in the end if it's being fed an unnatural diet and being kept in less than ideal conditions that promote stress and disease.
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>the 80s
>fat is bad
>the 90s
>sugar is bad
>the 00s
>low fat!!!!
>10s
>eat the salty fake meat
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>>17277201
Bruh, it's the 20s and police are beating people in the street and telling them it's for their own good while elected officials show abject contempt for law-abiding citizens and people think it's funny. Calling wheat gluten "chicken" is low on the list of horrors we're witnessing.
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>>17271528
Any anons tried it? I saw Reviebrah's video on it and he said they're inedible because they're like rubber
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>>17271528
Looks like fucking balsa wood
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>>17277133
>fist line in avocados description is trying to sell you shit
>first line in Reviewbrahs description is just a description of what you're a out to see
God damn that man is wholesome, he really is from another time. Glad to see that at least from that screenshots time his video was getting more views.
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>>17272277
I can only imagine the retard hysteria over it with women that have been having a mental breakdown over gluten for like 10 years now
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>>17271528
Beyond chicken, indeed.
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>>17277434
Shoulda said "more like beyond edible" faggot.
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>>17277448
>Shoulda said "more like beyond edible" faggot.
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>>17271957
>>17271911
thats correct. These plant foods are not actually for vegans. They are for people who "care about the environment". Only McDonalds McVegan is 100% vegan and is cooked separately from meat products.
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>>17272020
She's in the right desu, veganism is retarded but this kind of behaviour should be punished
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>>17271528
>Shitting your pants in fear over protein powder mixed with oil
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>>17277058
Because marketing

Someone who is vegan is bound to crave meat at some point. Advertising your product as something who can fulfill in a guilt free way is actually a good call.

They could call rhat "fried smoked tofu" but then its just another vegan food
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I unironically like beyond sausage better than actual sausage. Not even a vegan I just like that unique taste of the grease.
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>>17272035
>premium for chicken fucking nuggets of all things
It’s the same price lol, at least in the uk
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>>17271528
It looks like they've deep-fried a pencil eraser
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>>17273980
>Beyond Fried Chicken
>"WE'RE TOTALLY NOT REFERRING TO CHICKEN GUYS"
Dishonest Jews get the rope.
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>>17272483
>Now imagine a 4chan where anyone who reports a post gets perma'd. Imagine. Nirvana.
If Nirvana is people freely sharing illegal images for a few hours until the host is alerted and pulls the plug and anons go to another imageboard that actually stays up, yes it would be.
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>>17271528
Why did they deep fry a bunch of rubbers?
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FUCK
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>>17277701
Nirvana is living a life without the internet nowadays. All other options are just different personalized layers of hell.
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>>17277710
Nirvana is taking nothing for granted and not getting attached to things.
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>>17277720
Use of the internet demands attachment. There isn't a single poster in this thread who isn't muddled by pointless kleshas.
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>>17277741
The question is how much you'd care if everything you have was taken away from you.
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>>17277750
As much as I'd like you to define what you mean when you say "everything", I'm really not in the right headspace for this at the moment. I leave it at that.
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>>17277757
>Using faggot terms like "headspace"
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>>17277759
>Yes.jfif.jpg
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>>17277763
>>17277759
>>17277757
>>17277750
>>17277741
>>17277720
>>17277710
>>17277701

When are y'all gonna fuck?
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>>17271528
Isn't it still fried in the chicken oil, so it will taste like chicken?
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>>17278335
it tastes like chicken but it has the consistency of leather
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>>17278314
It's an abstract kind of fucking. Very cerebral, and cumming is optional.
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>>17271528
Nikocado hates them therefore I hate them, and he's smarter than all you losers.
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>>17271528
>The white mans newest attempt to destroy black culture.
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>>17277213
that was 30 years ago
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>>17280061
i'm surprised they cut one in half, it doesn't look great
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>>17271528
imagine looking at that and still wanting to eat it
true NPC behavior
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>>17271533
kill yourself shill rat
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>>17271709

> My concern is artificial stuff getting cheaper while real stuff gets more expensive making it so only the wealthy can afford eating the good shit

why the fuck do you think this shit is showing up now? Its the not because of the "environment" or "animal welfare" its because inflation is driving meat prices sky high and the proles will fucking riot over $25 Big Macs. The "solution" to this little problem is simply to redefine meat itself to include cheap plant slop and market it under vegan green retard bullshit so it is more palatable to the masses to see their quality of life inflated away for the benefits of a few wealthy bankers
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>>17280641
i uh, thought about trying it... i've never had a kfc chicken nugget tho. do they have just regular nuggies? and can i get them extra crispy?
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>>17278908
You know he was high on pcp right?
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>>17271528
>7$ (Seven dollars) for 6 nuggets
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>>17277201
who has been saying these things
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>>17281400
based retard poster
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>>17271528
They look like fried wood
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>>17271709
Woah bud tone down the anti-jew rhetoric.
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>>17282497
Basic economics are Jewish?
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>>17271528
Did they just deep fry tofu?
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>>17271890
YOU CAN'T CHARGE A PREMIUM FOR IT YOU CUNT
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>>17271709
People will full retard over this but the fact that Amerilards riot when you make them eat 10% less meat speaks volumes as is. Just look at the replies to your post, nonsensical blather from middle class troglodytes.

Don't worry, ye invalids, your meat will be fine. Beyond meat and the like are veblen goods for virtue signalers, not a serious attempt to cut costs for anything. That's already happened through textured soy protein and the like, and you've known it your entire life. Maybe you should learn to cook actual food now.
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>>17272277
like burger king creating a third pounder? yeah right. consumers prioritize image above all else with shit like this. call it what it is and you'll lose sales out the door.
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>>17276554
tell me how i know you suck cocks whenever you get the chance
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>>17271528
I've tried some plant based nuggets that looks like this, they were pretty solid and texture was nothing like chicken.
That actually looks like tofu.
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>>17281400
Yeah that's why innmy country price of food is the same but you get less
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>>17282760
chicken is such a cheap meat that there's no fucking purpose to using alternatives. you can grow a chicken on nothing but bugs and cornmeal in like 15 weeks
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>>17271528
Why is it more expensive than regular chicken? I thought plant based stuff was supposed to be cheaper.
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>>17277133
weird, i always assumed nickocado was paid by fast food companies for some reason
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>>17282834
it's only cheaper when they want to use filler and keep prices the same. if it is "plant based meat" then they charge a premium
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>>17281400
I absolutely love that the staple example for a food riot is the price of "big macs". Not ground beef a household would buy as cheap as possible with many uses (including burgers) or something like that. Instead it's the epitome of the american, a fucking fastfood burger from Mcdonalds. Just keep it cheap no matter what you have to change otherwise and it's all good.
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>>17282941
I think it's more because ground beef has fewer variables than a big mac
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i went out of my way to try these knowing they'd be terrible and had the worst kfc experience of my life

first i went inside to find that there was no inside ordering, only a doordash pickup

then a masked hambeast barked at me that they are drive through only but i explained that i hadn't been to a kfc in many years and didn't want to hold up the drive through looking at the menu, she walked away

then she came back annoyed and reminded me that they have a menu in the drive thru, as though she hadn't heard a word i just said but i tried to break the tension with a smile and a question about potato wedges and i discovered that they have no potato wedges, while i was dealing with my surprise she walked away again

at this point i may have considered getting fries and beyond nuggets despite the dreary appearance of the place, the smell of dirty grease, and the lack of hospitality, but the ham beast returned quicker than ever and said masks are required inside then literally shooed me away with the motion of her hand

so i wasn't surprised they didn't have a single customer during rush hour when the mcdonalds, the shittiest of shit tier fast food next door, had cars lined up around the block
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I don't even have a KFC place near me without driving over 30 mins.
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>>17272515
tofu fries very well if you coat it with cornflour.
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>>17271537
And just as prophesized, they were ignored.
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>>17271528
I have a friend who was high as fuck eat to 12 pieces of this. He said it didn't taste bad and that it went well with BBQ dipping sauce. However he reported that the day after he had severe stomach cramps and had to shit for over two hours. He stated that the smell was worse than just poo and described the stench as a animal rotting in wet heat.
Idk, I'm not going to try it.
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>>17271758
You can bread and deep fry a shoe and it would taste similar to chicken nuggets.

How do they fucked up at the texture, nuggets are pretty much ground meat. Just ground whatever you replaced it with and would be closer than a leather texture
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>>17271533
or you could just get a kindle, and torrent endless books
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>>17272280
reportoftheweek also wasn't a big fan of them as well
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>>17284756
I think he got a weird batch or something, my friend bought a box and I had a few, they tasted fine
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>>17277406
The difference is that Reviewbrah is autistic, while Avocado is an attention-seeking homosexual.
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>>17271528
I thought they were good
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>>17286124
you thought wrong
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>>17286193
fuck you
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>>17274880
it's an old meme, but I respect their reference
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>>17277583
>punishment for feefees hurt while drinking
yeah, nah, get the fuck out cock addicted faggot. vegetards are not fucking allergic.
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>>17271528
I just watched reviewbrah's review and it was obvious how tough this shit was. He seriously had to put effort into ripping it apart. Why would they sell something like that?
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>>17283809
You are an autistic piece of shit and probably racist. Nobody awards you chud points for mentioning she has a mask, its her job which you would never understand. McDonalds will always have a line because people dont know real food and KFC is more expensive. You didnt discover anything youre a dick
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>>17286487
she was white. i'm white. how am i a dick. i was polite. i did nothing wrong. i don't think they even have a mask policy. i worked fast food when i was younger so i would understand. i told my ex kfc manager friend what happened and he was so outraged and saddened, albeit drunk, but still.

i even had a neck gaiter i could have easily used as a mask but why even bother, the employees there are apparently so entitled they get to shit on every customer that comes around, so yea, i'm going to mention she was a masked hambeast, apparently it triggered you
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>>17280061
Why do people who don't know how to edit photos even try? It could've been somewhat funny, but the fact you suck at editing made it lose any chance it had.
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>>17271528
Lets compare that to what you'd prefer to eat
https://youtu.be/LQRAfJyEsko?t=1400

Also fuck KFC.
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>>17271528
>NOOOO I NEED TO EAT THE ROTTING FLESH OF ANIMALS THAT WERE TORTURED TO DEATH!!!!! YOU HAVE TO HOLD MY HAND TO GET ME TO STOP TORTURING ANIMALS!!!!!!!!
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>>17271528
>take bland filler with no nutritional value
>absolutely bury it in salt, spice, and oil
>”WAOW this tastes decent!!!!!!!!”
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>>17286662
see
>>17286619

Use your fucking brain.
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>>17286619
I never knew mike stoklasa made documentaries
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>>17286719
Nice deflection. I guess its all you can do right?
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>>17286725
if god didn't want us to eat animals he wouldn't have made them out of meat
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>>17286728
So it IS all you can do. Got it.
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>>17286725
>I guess its all you can do right?
>>17286732
>Got it.
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What i find strange is that morning star makes really tasty fake chicken nuggets. If you are dipping them in sauce you don't even notice that its not chicken. Its like KFC went out of their way to make these shit.
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>>17284752
I dropped my kindle about 5 feet in the air onto my bed last night and it fucking broke.
Apparently this is a common occurrence.
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>>17272331
All fast food will be made of this shit and bugs by 2030
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>>17287163
why feed bugs to people when you can just feed bugs to a chicken?
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>>17287168
Why feed synthetic plant rubber to people when you can just feed synthetic plant rubber to chickens?
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>>17287182
rubber grows on trees
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>>17287190
That's why I said synthetic plant rubber
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>>17286487
>You are an autistic piece of shit and probably racist. Nobody awards you chud points for mentioning she has a mask, its her job which you would never understand. McDonalds will always have a line because people dont know real food and KFC is more expensive. You didnt discover anything youre a dick
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>>17271890
does deep fried tofu taste like chicken?
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>>17286526
Maybe they shit on you because of your incredibly large brain and vocal faculties it was just too much for the lowly fast food employee to handle your social cues are unparalleled
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>>17287766
it does when you fry it in chicken grease
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>>17287766
No.
>>17288649
No.
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I bought it. They forgot one of the nuggets and gave me fucking fries instead of mashed potatoes, fucking fags.
The nuggets tasted fine though, felt like nuggets but without a chicken after taste so it was a bit odd.
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>>17286619
Gross, they mix eggs with chicks.
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>>17286619
I raise my own livestock. Without the gloomy music and lighting it's not actually that bad.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOABswBPP7s&ab_channel=Iowadairyfarmer
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>>17271528
lool
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>>17271528
>>17289646
Just realized that in a few years the urbanites will eat their fried soy patties and we'll be asking which KFC around has the "real thing". Like there will be no chicken probably soon bros.
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there are like 6 trillion chickens on the planet, nobody's running out of chicken
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>>17271528
this looks like if you take one bite you will grow a titty
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>>17290205
>this looks like if you take one bite you will grow a titty
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>>17271528
Beyond meat primes your body for Corona virus.
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>>17290411
>
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>>17290440
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>>17282497
>>17272312
Why do you ignore when white people screw you over too?
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>>17290598
Jews are white.
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>>17286441
fuck off, you deserve to know what someone is feeding you
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>>17288433
nah it's not like i'm foreign to this whole process, she was just a bitch
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Man they can easily sell this shit for $0.50, instead it's overpriced fake meat.
No thanks retards.
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You must be a plant from the meat industry
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Plot twist: They're intentionally selling shitty inedible "vegan" food to tarnish its image.
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>>17271528
This is kind of funny. Here, we always thought they'd first get rid of the Col. as outdated/racist, etc., but instead they pozzed with plastic meat and kept the Col.
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>>17290650
I know, but let's be real, those two don't consider Jews white
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>>17290658
son, have you ever been out drinking with people? different rules apply when drugs are involved.
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>>17277213
>beating people
I hesitate to call them "people"
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>>17271528
I wanna try it
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>>17272531
>feeding people posion
most of fast food already is poison. Hell the fucking seitan nuggets at least have NO filler in them most industrial ground can go as high as 70% filler and still be labeled "ground beef" or "chicken nuggets"
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>>17291958
I hesitate to assume you could read, let alone respond.
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>>17271528
>the texture inside the nugget
what the fuck
that unironically looks like cardboard
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>>17284752
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>>17292556
Holy shit, you really can't read.
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>>17292584
>t.
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>>17282794
I don't understand why a mcchicken is so goddamned expensive compared to a big mac when beef is clearly the more expensive meat. In my country it's true of most chicken burgers - they're as expensive if not more expensive than their beef counterparts. But then go to the store and it's easily half the price per kilo
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>>17271528
Is it just breaded tofu? I love fried tofu.
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>>17292606
Why did you post a picture of yourself
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>>17292635
>Why did you post a picture of yourself
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>>17292622
do they have to be parfried in a factory? it would certainly make them more expensive to produce than a beef patty since both need to be shaped and flash frozen but one needs to be fried in a factory and then fried again in the store later
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>>17272020
Real or not, she was in the right

I hate vegans with a justice complex as much as the next guy, but fucking with someone's food or drink in that way is a line you don't cross

People with soy allergies go into shock when vegans swap out their real meat for the substitute, and people with lyme disease will get sick if given red meat

Not to mention that it's all around a sick betrayal of trust
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>/qa/ spammers are on /ck/ now
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I'm surprised this thread is still up since last week
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>>17292708
>People with soy allergies go into shock when vegans swap out their real meat for the substitute
this shit never happens, usually goes the other way
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>>17293888
the entire restaurant is now going to be contaminated with fake plant meat. I'm sure there are people who regularly ate KFC who now can't due to allergies
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>>17292708
Naw it’s hella funny lmao
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>>17292708
>People with soy allergies go into shock when vegans swap out their real meat for the substitute, and people with lyme disease will get sick if given red meat
none of those things happened to the girl. she just got triggered the next day that her drunk ass got so messed up that she ate chicken nuggets (oh no!)
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>>17292708
>having drunk, regretful meals is now literally rape. she couldn't consent to that
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>>17293888
Checked but also wrong

https://www.boredpanda.com/vegetarian-roommate-lying-about-food-ingredients-charged-felony-lawsuit/?utm_source=duckduckgo&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=organic
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>>17293931
>>17293927
>>17293919
Samefag
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>>17272048
>you're not wasting food like I do regularly in my million dollar mansion? AHHHH I'M GOING INSANE HELP ME HAMBURGLER
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>>17292622
>>17292678
Not only that but the demand is alot less. They can use the hamburger patties for multiple menu items, but the McChicken is just for itself. They increase the price so people wont sell out the chicken patties just because its cheaper. Also the labor costs of frying the sandwich which also takes more time than the patties. They also dont have chicken cabinets for the patties to sit in before assembling.
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>>17294079
I'm so upset BK already got rid of the italian chicken sandwich when they still have fucking marinara cups in the store to go with their cheese sticks
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>>17272020
>24
>"friends" still acting like highschool kids
>show them consequences
Based honestly.
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>>17277213
You right, elected officials should be used as filler for chicken nuggets.
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>>17286487
s0i hands typed this post
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>>17271528
It's a fucking nugget, they were already 98% soy and thickening agent.
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>>17294806
they are 100% chicken at mcdonalds

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9il0DVhT86E
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>>17271533
Wasnt plant burgers at BK initially more expensive? Maybe just wait out the hype and get it when it gets cheaper.
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>>17284756
I thought he said they were incredible
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>>17295416
inedible not incredible
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>>17295416
>>17295466
he said the taste was similar to meat nugs but the texture was like eating a rubber shoe
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can we call this topic sludge posting
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>>17271709
After this beyond stuff, they will push the flavored nutrient paste as the new trend haha
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>>17292646
Why did you repeat what I said? Are you mentally well?
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>>17295466
He also said they were likely not cooked right.

I got em on a whim. Never had fake meat. They were definitely edible. Could almost pass as chicken nuggets. Not bad by any means. Not excellent, but a fine substitute if that's your thing.
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You faggots will eat anything
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>>17282834
This is the same as polyester vs. cotton clothes. Polyester (plastic) fabric is grown in a lab and is way cheaper than cotton, but they charge you about as much.
They justify this with a spin like "wicks away moisture," "keeps you dry," and very often some capitalized & trademarked buzzword like "AccuDry" or some such nonsense.
All of this to make you believe it's better, jack the price, make you pay more for an inferior product.
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>>17299163
No youre wrong. The mass production of chicken has made costs low. To start a plant based alternative the costs of creating and distributing are much higher
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>>17271716
underrated
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>>17282859
why? he is basically a walking advertisement for why you should stay the hell away from fast food, I don't think fast food companies are going to want anything to do with him
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Does /ck/ watch food review youtubers?
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>>17301502
no
>fat faggot
>autist
>black guy who eats alone in his car
>literally who
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>>17301502
also please tell them to close their mouths and not to talk while eating. it's disgusting and rude and if someone did it at the table with me I'd ask them to leave and never return
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>>17272530
Looks exactly like the beggin' strips I give my dog.
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>>17271528
This will replace real nuggets by 2030 and all the vaxcattle in this thread will gobble it up because "climate change".
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>>17271528
Bruh....
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>>17272020
This didn't happen. To be charged with food tampering the tempering has to create risk of bodily harm. There is no risk of harm in feeding someone chicken. Stop posting Reddit.
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>>17277583
>She's in the right desu, veganism is retarded but this kind of behaviour should be punished
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>>17302597
Some people are allergic to chicken.
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I watched both videos and they were funny
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>>17302639
This person wasn't. No risk of harm. Fuck off.
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>>17302754
>No risk of harm
oh so they had her medical records and list of allergies?
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>>17271890
asians also eat living parasites, who gives a shit about their "culture"
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>>17302746
god bless reviewbrah
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>>17282794
15 weeks?, it’s not the 50s anymore…
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>>17271528
>that cross-section
do vegans really???????
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>>17271528
REAL question: will this shrink my dick and give me huge tiddies?
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>>17277434
ive seen like 4 carlos posts in the past week that were terrible and unfunny, are you the one posting them all?
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>>17305627
>he doesn't find slabs of paper/books/bark delectable
liddrully ngmi
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>>17271882
Nice
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>>17284752
I can’t stand reading books off screens
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>>17272483
>>17277701
>>17277710
>>17277720
Nirvana is fucking band. Retards.
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>>17299163
Polyester has completely different properties and characteristics to cotton, it's not even a cost-saving thing.
You get the best of both worlds when you vary the percentage of each in polyester cotton blends.
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>>17303366
are we so far gone that we need to consider the possibility someone might be allergic to chicken of all things?
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>>17271890
>thinks it's tofu
tofu is harmless compared to this vile nu-loaf
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>>17290598
The collaborators and enablers are no better.



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