so this is one of your beloved holiday foods, eh?
>>17038800Yep. The lines make it more gooder.
>>17038800Yes. I like it better thanall the autistic home made hipster crap.
>>17038800My family is a bunch of snobby food people that make fancy cranberry sauce, but I just want the canned shit.
>>17038800ribbed for her pleasure
>>17038800>not enjoying squishing canned cranberry sauce between the roof of your mouth and incisors during the holidays.ishygddt
>>17038901We have both.
>>17038800>saucenever understood that, always ate it by itself
Fried apples are better.
>>17038800Yes, got my can chilling in the fridge as we speak.
>>17038800cans of cranberry sauce are only used to hit my annoying autistic grandson in the head
What the fuck? Why would you serve it like that?
>>17038800it's good :d
>>17038800Alton Brown does a bit on this from the Good Eats™ days. The canned Ocean Spray shit is legit how it's meant to be made, yes it's in the shape of a can but that's not the point. The fancy shit with twigs and peels in it is haram
>>17039433for fun, it's funny
>>17039453NO. My bussy is for gentlemen and the pizza boy. Not for randy randos on the internet
>>17039459you don't know how much i want to beat you up to a pulp and destroy your rectum rn
why are there so many tastelets that think the canned stuff is any good when the "fancy" homemade stuff which takes 15 minutes to make is bad?
>>17038800I don't fucking understand this shit. Why would you want to deface your beautiful plate full of salty, savory, luxurious, homogeneous, buttery decadance of tender turkey, crunchy stuffing, and whipped potatoes with intrusive tangy-sweet gelatin?
>>17039530rich boy seething over easy delicious canned cranberry that comes from real cranberries you hipster fuck
>>17039545anon cranbree sauce is meant as a dipping sauce. thanksgiving fare is utterly predictable and boring, and a tart berry sauce is the perfect way to make it interesting. literally everything on a standard thanksgiving plate is on the opposite side of the spectrum, flavor-wise, to cranberry sauce>tl;dr: it's good
yesits great mixed in with stuffing
>>17038800We use gelatine blood instead of cranberry sauce.
>>17039530>HOMEMADE BAD>MUST CONSUME PREMADE TRASHWe've gone full circle, zoomers have the same mentality as boomers. No wonder the economy started crashing as soon as they entered the job market.
>>17038800Tastes better than the stupid whole cranberries.
Fuck yeah i love it.
>>17038914I just wanna settle down
>>17039545Because it’s good you bitch ass faggot.
>>17038800no, this is.
for me it's cranberry juice100% cranberrynone of that mixed with other juice bullshit
>>17041309you pour juice over your turkey and stuffing?
>>17041326No you inject the turkey with it.
>>17041326no I drink it u weirdo
>>17039530This is one of the few circumstances where the canned shit tastes better than the homemade version.t. food snob
>>17038800i love this stuff. i spread it on my rolls and my potatoes and my turkey and my ham and my greens and my macaroni and my
>>17040403Jesus christ just stop. It came crashing down because it's already ridiculously precarious. We are resistant to automation, OPEC refuses to up production to meet demand causing worldwide fuel shortages and price gouging and everything was working only because nothing had upset the precarious stilts our foundation was built on. It was always only going to take one thing and a worldwide pandemic has always been a cause of collapse and rebuilding. It's not a politics thing, it's not an age thing it's just the lazy way we built everything up to maintain status quo. Getting buthhurt about generations and stupid shit like that is pointless. You can get butt blasted on the internet all day but everyone just wants to be left alone, doesn't want to pay more taxes than anyone else and doesn't want the poor and blacks moving into their city, the second everyone realizes that and can get over themselves the better
mmmmm i could go for a slive right about nowseriously it brings back good memories from my shitty childhood or very awesome childhood compared to some canned cranberrry flavored jelly is pretty good qhen your alive and are fully well
>>17041781I'm so glad someone saved the copypasta I made.
so this is one of your beloved cultural foods, eh?