>>17036299I usually forget to buy the lemon and end up making him a few days later than everybody else.
Of course I will! We're almost at comfyposting season
>>17036299This year absolutely
What is the purpose of this pig?
NO I DONT THINK SO
>>17036359It brings good fortune to the household and helps restore balance.>>17036299>>17036366Checked.
Feels like lemon pigs was only a few month ago. Now it's less than a couple months away. This year sucked more than last year. Everything sucks now. The entire world has gone to hell.
>>17036326That's my boy. I still have him
Please give step by step instructions for making lemon pigs?
>>17036381this thing looks like it's begging you to kill it
>>17036381Good god, how do you explain this to people?
>>17036299a silver stacker always gets a (you) from me buddy, here fren
>>17036359It started as a Pintrest meme as some little table ornament that a kid could make.Then some anons let their pigs rot and decay and it became a /ck/ meme
>>17036299i cant wait to archive the lemon pigs months after new years
>>17036381your lemon piglet turned into a lemon niglet
>>17036395>it's a funny meme online!!
>>17036395Thank you for even entertaining the idea that I ever have people over.
>>17036299i will do whatever it takes
>>17036359>>17036409Lemon piglets come from a 1977 cookbook
>>17036470is that a gold peso?>>17036467dude gotta get some gold and silver
>>17036418why does he have teeth now?
>>17036467good leg choice anon
>>17036381just release him anon... please...
Do I absolutely need to use tin foil for a tail or can I use a piece of cavatappi or maybe a piece of rotini
>>17036374lemon piglets are dark magic, our good luck has to come from somewhere
>>17036507>piece of rotinii mean if you want your elders to cry in heaven i fucking guess you heathen
>>17036507things have gotten far more desperate then that
last time i made one i got a pandemic. I'll pass.
>>17036482right in the pooo poo pooper!
>>17036418I love the way the seeds mimic sparse hobo corpse teeth
>>17036517did you at least fart in the bottle
nearly 11 months old, bros
>>17037600that's a fighter right there
My dog chewed on mine when I was out one day and got sick
>This threadI thought tomorrow was Thanksgiving, not Halloween.
>>17037673better then me, i thought it was 2016
>>17036381You're actually my hero
>>17037051Me too. Pandemic then my dad got cancer. Then I made another and this year was better. Next year it's bound to work.
>>17038128Hey that was mine. I was just regretting deleting my pictures of him. He sadly didn’t stand the test of time
Had to do onion pig last year due to lack of lemon. Well see what produce I have lying around this year.see you all in hell.
>>17038191He looks cute anon, great luck coming
Made one at work, now where to put it so it wont get thrown out.
>>17038128DID YOU FUCK IT?!
>>17038366I was the bottom anon
>>17036299I can't remember if lemon pig is new years or christmas. If I do new years lemon pig, will it be condemned to lemon pig hell and rot instead of preserve? This sounds like a worthy test. I have some limes right now. Maybe I will try a thanksgiving lime pig as an additional variable.
Am I doing this right?
>>17038471i think your lemon has autism
i remember a thread about this like 6 months ago, surely someone has a screencap we can reminisce over
>>17038471vaxxed pig will live forever
>>17038496It's an annual /ck/ tradition with several "check up" threads during the year.
>>17038471It's fucking beautiful
>>17038471are you inject that poor piggy with semen?
>>17036299nah, I have no reason to buy into an aluminum foil companies marketing from the 70s
Made him a friend!
>>17038574>soon to be seen in the new pokemon edition
>>17038574i feel like you should do more art projects more often i think you enjoy them alot.
Are the lemons for new years?
>>17036467It looks like he ate a bee
>>17036374It's really been a disaster hasn't it? Can't be doing this for much longer.
Of course. I still have last year's. He's been perfectly mummified.
>>17036299For how long do I keep the lemon pig? Right when it starts to rotten, I assume.
>>17039142Forever and ever and ever.
>>17039142You do not keep the lemon pig: The lemon pig keeps you...
>>17038128i honestly can't decide what is the most disturbing thing in this photo
>>17038287hide it in the trash they'll never look there
>>17038426it's new years
>>17036381i can't believe he still lives
>>17036299>>17036314>>17036326>>17036352When do I make a lemon pig bros? My country has something similar called a Christingle but no lemon pigs.
>>17039973new years eve
>>17039973all countries have lemon piglets
I planted my lemon pigs seeds earlier this year, he shall live on forever.
How hecking dare you!I -HATE- when people waste food that they paid for.
>>17039990Don't post lewd pics please. Why is there a lemon in that girl's vagene?
>>17036381what does it smell like
>>17040225No smell at all. He is completely dry
>>17036381Goddamn that's fucking hilarious
>>17036381holy shit anon I was hoping you'd be in this thread, god speed. your lemon pig shit had me laughing so fucking hard
>>17040209wow, no one said that
I have literally never seen a lemon pig before in my life wtf is this an American Thanksgiving thing?
>>17036381this looks like a fat swan
>>17040303Stop pretending you are superior because you've never seen it before. I'll bet you're an American larping as a foreigner, pathetic.
>>17040303American here and we make this every year during thanksgiving. It balances out the savoury flavours of the turkey.
>>17038471>>17038574>>17038628Lemon pigs: Hellraiser edition
>>17040316Ok, nonsense babbler. Stop being so insecure faggot.
>>17040280Not here but people say this shit all the time
>>17040303Nah it's some douche that started it a few years ago on here. Let him go, it's the only day of the year he gets to feel "important."
>>17040215you gotta keep thing interesting
>>17040423Nah, I found a thread on this last year and wanted an update on the pigs
>>17036381>>17040313Looks more like a pelican.
>>17039990>>17036314Stop it anon this is a blue board
>>17036299>>17036314>>17036326>>17036381>>17036418>>17036467>>17036470>>17036476>>17036482>>17036508Where is your god now, Moses?
may good fortune be upon all of you anons
>>17038574Are you diabetic?
>>17041222i added a tail
>>17038496I got one better for you famalamadingdong, I got the archivehttps://warosu.org/ck/thread/15775527
>>17041260I forgot how kino that thread was
It looks more like a rat.
>>17041362OH SHIT A RAT
>>17036299Didn't the Japanese do something similar with cucumbers and eggplants?
>>17038471Plant it, so new life can continue, as per the great circle.
>>17040303It's been a thing for a while now on here, the photos are actually tame, other years they post decrepit spooky looking lemon pigs.
>>17040194did you bury the whole pig or just the seeds?
hey guise what’s going on in this thread?
>>17036467Anon those shell cases have lead dust in the primer
May we all be blessed with good luck on this Thanksgiving day.
>>17036299IT PUTS THE OIL ON ITS SKIN OR ELSE IT GETS THE OVEN AGAIN
>>17036299This thread deserves a sticky
>>17036381>>17036418Please anons, bury them.>>17036507Aluminum foil, not tin.>>17037600>still aliveGood work!>>17038287The fridge, they'll never clean it.>>17039989Saved.
>>17041818>Aluminumenjoy your alzheimer
wishing anons a happy thanksgiving. :)
Are some of you guys making brand new pigs over a month early? Do you realize what absolute chaos you are inviting into this world?
>>17041864we're cursed just visiting this site, how much worse can it get bros? How much worse can it get?
>>17041960it can get infinitely worse anon. do not ever fall for the midwit idea that there is a bottom.
>>17041664They were unfired rounds and I pulled them out and wiped them off as soon as I had taken a few pics.The pomelo pig was too big to dry out so I put him outside for the birds. They weren't interested.
>>17041653do you have a stainless steel floor or do you have a stair case on your counter top?either way i like your style
>>17041604Those were just the seeds. I buried the pig to see if he would sprout but I didnt get anything.
My phone is a little old
>>17042294you know, when I finished it, I thought the exact same thing
>>17041260Wait, how many years have lemon pigs been happening?
>>17042467Shit, I only remember 2020's.
lemon pige is love, lemon pige is life.
>>17042267just a bit, yeah
>>17042486>only remembering a 1 yearproper /ck/
>>17036381I am fucking dead thanks for posting
just made one after remembering this thread>used leftover rosemary for eyes after trimming ithope you guys have/had a good one today and year i love you homos
>>17036381In Japanese Buddhist tradition, there is a hidden practice, shunned and criminalized in modern times, but still performed today by a dedicated and renunciant few. The Japanese call it shokushinbutsu. You might call it automummification. Taking asceticism to its logical extreme, some monks will allow themselves to wither into mummies, leaving behind their earthly bodylies for decades, or even centuries. In a display of reverence for these dessicated bodhisattvas, faithful practitioners will leave the monks enshrined as a reminder of their teachings.
>>17043156>those sunglassesneeds a hat to finish the look
>>17041536Yeah the cucumber horse and the eggplant cow
>>17036381The blowfish sadly passed away.
>>17043225Agreed, but they only put them on because the eye sockets don't mummify nearly as well.
>>17036418Lester McZester or Ramón Lamón ?
I forgot to get a lemon anons so here is my tater pig
I'm not American, but I made one anyways.
>>17043599Checking myself and sorry niggers I've been having trouble with my phone lately
>>17036381I kept mine until June, he looked similar but not as desiccated
>>17036299dat boi just vibin, watching over the kitchen from his perch.
>>17043599You have a month to get a lemon. It's a NYE tradition.
>>17043705fucking lmao nice dolls
>>17043705>framed zyklon ben cartoon>moon man and hitler>anti hate pepe the frog plushInterdasting.
>>17043760The KKK hood one is David Duke with a removable hood..
>>17043705I like his hat
>>17043808Shiet, is that a reichsmark in it's mouth?
>>17043705based and meanpilled. I like your moonman. I hope to one day have a comparable plushie shrine to hatred of nonwhites
>>17040478correct. I mixed up the names!
>>17041753>Yet across the gulf of space, minds that are to our minds as ours are to those of the beasts that perish, intellects vast and cool and unsympathetic, regarded this earth with envious eyes, and slowly and surely drew their plans against us.
>>17036419>not lemonigya blew it
>>17043760>>framed zyklon ben cartoonthe only one in which he actually named the jew too>>17043838i dont recall what we used but it was some random US coin
lemonpig looks like this guy
>>17036476Lemon pigs are actually at least from the 1800shttps://chroniclingamerica.loc.gov/lccn/sn84028272/1898-01-26/ed-1/seq-3/#date1=1789&index=1&rows=20&words=COMPLETED+LEMON+PIG&searchType=basic&sequence=0&state=&date2=1943&proxtext=%22lemon+pig+completed%22&y=0&x=0&dateFilterType=yearRange&page=1Ive seen records indicating that the oldest recorded lemon pigs are indeed thousands of years old.
Going strong a couple of years in
>>17036508Latefag here but what's the sauce on the original art here? Had a dream that had similar creatures in it
>>17038191I gotta commend you for the creativity anon. Also he looks like one of the dudes you fight in Pikmin. Good post. 10/10
>>17042467This is awesome anon, A+ for creativity and the legs are even articulated. Great effort.
>>17036369>It brings good fortune to the household and helps restore balance.If that really worked, then american hours wouldn't turn this board into poorfags discussing fast food they got for food stamps and yelling ja/ck/ tier cooking advice at eachother
>>17044524he looks strong. lean. hardened by the horrors he's witnessed.
>>17042467why did you have to make them so fucking thick anon...
>>17044722The sound of those zesty cheeks clapping keeping you awake?
>>17036381Submit this to the museum as an archeological find and see if they fall for it.
>>17044572it's the chop stick piglet from a few years back
>>17044572The Elephants by Salvador Dali
>>17044524Is that a cheeky wink?
>>17044871Glad you noticed ;)
>>17044831Thank you anon!
I just made a lemon pig and my mum called me retarded for wasting lemons.
>>17044992One of the pigs in this thread was cooked inside a duck, so that wasn't wasted.Show her that and tell I said she need to lighten up a little.
>>17044992She's right. It isn't NYE, so that one's a total waste.
Last time I made a lemon pig, my sister and I got into a car accident. I did add a little aluminum foil hat to it, so that may have been the issue.
>>17044524I love this thing's eyes
>>17040231Almost like your mum.
>>17045529That's not a salmon ya dingus
>>17044992this tends to happen, don't concern yourself with the trivial opinions of non piglet people
>>17043705holy fucking kek
>>17044992i like his little aluminum foil tail
>>17045819oh cool, that's my piglet. i'm definitely going to make one this year, too.
>>17045921Solid work on the tail.
>>17044524>>17044524SMASHED AND SLAMMED
>>17039036Looks like (he/her) is standing strong!
>>17036299PRAISE BE TO THE LEMON PIG
>>17036299That's a lime not a lemon
>>17044432>Ive seen records indicating that the oldest recorded lemon pigs are indeed thousands of years old.Before man was, lemon pig waited for him.
>>17043705Can I see more pics of the plushies I wanna make some like that,they look so cute!
>>17047182imagine having to explain to someone why this image is funny
>>17037600looks like bread
>>17047182stop, i can't breath
Got really into melon carving and food animals after the first year of lemon piglet. Does anyone have any other food animals they like making?
Still going strong from early this year
>>17042467Look at that slutty yellow one. Down on all four and practically begging for it.
>>17041222This one is very cute
>>17043638dont rotten potatos smell horrible?
>>17044992Did you show her proudly like a 6 year old who drew a picture?
>>17047905>pepe>no shirt or shortsFucking tourist. I'll be amazed if you actually know what Pepe is from, without googling it.
>>17049081Yes. I put it on the table before her and said ,,Observe Mother, a lemon pig" At first she was annoyed at me wasting a lemon, but now she finds it kinda funny.
>>17049303aww that is so wholesome
>>17041222P L U M P
>>17044781W-what’s the liquid on the counter? Cum?
>>17040303I’m Czech and my family has made lemon pigs on Christmas Day every year for as long I can remember.
>>17049446looks like water to me. why did you immediately think of cum?
>>17049457dude why would there be water on the counter?
>>17049457Don’t judge me anon I see what I see
>>17046537Fuuuuuck that’s thicc
>>17036299i dont have any lemons, can i use a hardboiled egg instead?
>>17049456Do you still have all of them
>>17047994i got a whole folder of shit like this
>>17049473please share it
>>17049446lemon pig blood
>>17049473>suicide orange.jpg>implyingHe's clearly fucking the lemon press.Admittedly, that doesn't exclude the possibility of him being lost in suicidal contemplations.
>>17049080yea bout as bad as shrimp
>>17036299First one, wish me good luck bros! :)
it always surprises me how many people have whole clove
>>17050309my jar of cloves is at least 15 years old
>>17050309I used whole peppercorns I put in my grinder
>>17044524Looks like the cross between a deep sea creature and a bulldog.What did you use for the eyes?
>>17050548fucking one minute reset to post againalmost makes me wanna buy the goddamn pass
>>17049827so then what's going on here?
>>17049632last one there's a bunch moar in the folder but the ones i've posted are just the ones that are related to carving fruits rather than arranging foodstuffs
>>17050587This one is interesting
>>17041230Diabetics don't have so many different gauge needles.
>>17049102stay butthurt anon that you dont have a basket of deplorables
>>17036299fuck yes. about 30 days left to go
>>17036381jesus fucking christ anonlet him die already have mercy
>>17050301smol pigletbut cute :)
>>17051682is that an indian runner?
>>17038628Aww, he looks retarded, but like, in a cute way :3
>>17036395I have a bottle of sprite in my fridge that has been expired for 10 years, it's an in joke with my friends
>>17050500>>17050502>>17050599Creative use of fruit, thanks for sharing, anon.
>>17054358>yea i keep an expired bottle of soda in my fridge>h- hey why are you walking away? it's an inside joke with my friends>AAAA NO SERIOUSLY IT'S JUST A JOKE H- HAHA>I, I CAN THROW IT OUT IT'S NOT THAT BIG A DEAL WAIT
>>17053747freed from the mortal coil
>>17054206ive been looking for that one for a long time
>>17054362I like you less than him.
>>17047905i want them they are so cute, did you make them ?
Will I be a faggot for only starting this year after seeing this thread
>>17055446no i'm gonna do it too and convince my classmates to start a contest
>>17044454Now THIS is memeposting
>>17036381I haven't laughed that hard in many months. Bless you.
>>17049446god I wish
>>17038574Where are you getting all of these needles from? For what purpose? Do I even want to know?
>>17055073The dangers of licking a bitch's nasty ass.
>>17036299Made a lemon pig and friend. Hope I'm not too late to the party. I had to get creative with the eyes.
made my lemon pig turned out very cute.
>>17050587i thought this was a goatse
>>17044454I remember that thread
>>17044368wow, that's a deep cut
>>17054358does soda expire?
>>17044432oh shit have we been here that long