Happy Thanksgiving Eve /ck/ how's the prep coming?What are you thankful for this year?
thankful for people like you anon :)I'm going skip out on turkey for hot pot this year
>>17035985Gobble Gobble. Making beef ribs. Family has moved away from Turkey over time.
>>17035985I am not ready to face my parents/family this year….they haven't seen me since I started HRT
>>17035985I'm thankful for God.
we're just getting chinese and saving the actual proper feast for Christmas when more family is around
Is it a bad idea to hit up the grocery store today just for regular food? I hate being the one guy in the self checkout line with 4 items having to wait for a dozen whales with 200 items in their carts needing a worker to show them how the scanner works for every single item, and that's just a typical day.
>>17036024It probably depends on the time of day. Unless you have to slog through traffic early morning is ideal.
>>17036024depends on your area but it should be fine, i guess, depending how much time you have
>>17036024you should fucking kill yourself for being a friendless, familyless loser
>>17036044I have friends and family, I just choose to ignore them on holidays.>>17036041>>17036043It's almost noon here and I still have to get ready. I think I'm fucked, everyone that did work today probably got out early or is about to here soon.
>>17035985im thankful for having a loving family to share Thanksgiving and Christmas with
>>17036057you can always do take out, or instacart but that could be $$$>>17036067RUDE
>>17036067want some pumpkin pie?
>>17036065Well look who came out of his cave!
>>17036057>everyone that did work today probably got out earlyyou naive fucking NEET.
Got my bird brining, listening to simon and garfunkle Scarborough fair, because I used Parlsey, sage, rosemary, and thyme.
>>17035985I make a fucking mean turkey stew
>>17036044Woah woah, why so mean fren?
>>17036096This save the carcass and make delicious stock with it for turkey stew.
>>17036082Thanks for saving me a seat at the head of the table.I am glad to see that the family has grown in my absence.
>>17036103Every year I look forward to the stew more than the Bird
>>17036112Hell yeah, but for me its the wings. I eat them before anyone else can ge te them
>>17036123stupid fat fuck…typical of your kind, literally devouring every fucking thing in your oath with little to no regard of other peopleyou fucking piece of shit
>>17036132Im not fat, you angry cunt.
>>17036137bullshit, post your BMI tubbyI bet your side of car dips to the ground when you get in it
>>17036146You should work on your anger issues.
>>17036154>WAHHHH!!! SOMEONE WAS MEAN TO ME ON 4CHAN!!!!
>>17036162Fren you are just being a faggot. I hope your thanksgiving is a happy time.
Hey Americans Thanksgiving is in October you stupid idiots
Me contributing to thanksgiving in under three dollars
>>17036177a fucking leaf
>>17036177do americans sincerely, genuinely gorge themselves on the most inferior bird during the month of November??? I cannot fathom a worse hell than being an amerishart
>>17035985I'm thankful for all the anons who talk to me when I'm sad
>>17035985Cooking for my mum, thankful that she puts up with my worthless drunk ass.
>>17036185My wife's boyfriend cooks the best turkey
Anyone else getting kind of tired of holidays?
>last year made brownies and cookies>Only two people had any, one of which was me
>>17036317No, it's my favorite time of year but I always get really depressed around christmas.
I'm going to make a Thanksgiving Pizza because I'm a depressed, lonely 30 year old.>Sweet potato pizza dough with a garlic butter and rosemary crust>Turkey gravy as the sauce>Turkey thigh chunks>Butternut squash>Brussel sprouts and bacon>Caramelized onion>Swiss cheese>Cranberry sauce drizzle to finishBeen looking forward to it all week
>>17036328>Be the baker of the family>Rarely repeat something cause I always wanna try making something new>That great feeling when the family praises what I made>That smile I get when I see that they eat it all>The soul-crushing moment when I bring something and nobody says anything, barely taking a couple of piecesAfter a failure I always feel like shit, might go months before I try something again.
Turkey a shit unless it's from a brisket place between buns & slathered in sauces.
>>17036448youre so cool
I'm thankful for stuffing, the greatest food ever invented
>>17036345That sounds really nice anon
>>17035985thankful for my friends because you can choose your friends. I just made my grandma's stuffing and i cant wait to bring it over to my frens tomorrow. i can post recipe/pics if i get (you)'s. Im kinda lazy and drunk rn, so i need some motivation before i post.
>>17036623Because indian women were built for the big white cock
>>17036634also B U I L T for meth and alcoholism
>>17035985I’m going to Chang’s tonight and getting a dish for tomorrow which I’ll just fridge overnight.
>>17035985got the turkey brining
>>17036652lmao brining is completely uselessISHYGDDT
>>17036656Hey look a retard made a retard post
>>17036663>>17036662>puts a raw, uncooked (hasnt been cooked yet) cold turkey in saltwater>calls other people retardsngmi
>>17036670>he can't help himself he must make retard posts.
>>17036652Brining it with coca cola?
>>17036683thats from the brown sugar
This year I'm thankful for my boyfriend, and my siblings. My sister just came out as trans to me, and it makes me so happy to see her feeling safe enough to tell me.This year I"m only prepping two dishes for the family spread.... but doing both tonight. One of them is broccoli salad... which I cannot recommend enough, it's so good. Broccoli salad is god tier. The other is Korean Corn cheese.
>>17036185Poulty in general used to be considered "carnal", and was a real treat to be consumed rarely. Chickens are how it started, but THEN we discovered turkeys. America had the turkeys. We had the king of sex birds. So it became a pinnacle point of our feasts, because it was the ultimate sinful meat. Super giant poultry for the horny soul.
>>17035985>>17036000cute little froggys...I am sad. I don't know what to do. do you guys know a good frozen pizza brand I should buy?
>>17035985>What are you thankful for this year?nothing
>>17035985I'm thankful for the many pepe's I collected this year.
>>17036779tombstone fren. it's cheap, but i like it and it's my fav
>>17036779I hear DN is a pretty gud brand
I am thankful for you faggots who are mean spirited retards but were there for me when I needed you most and were kind.
>>17036825Your welcome faggot
>>17036858heavy red tanning
>>17036858Hormone retardation transistor
>>17036858Hampton Roads Transit
>>17035985Thankful for my health and the chance to get into heaven.
>>17036779why so sad anon? :(Frozen wise, Motor City Pizza is pretty solid if you like deep dish.
>>17036858Hillary Rodham Trump
At work right now. Pie crust has been made, making buttermilk pie tn, green bean casserole tm, and then off to grandparents for dinner
>>17036007What you should do is kill yourself, that way you'll never have to see them again.
Im looking forward to turkey pot.pie filling poured over biscuits fug me that's good eatin
Im thinking about european bros who are being left out even though they can't stop seething about America constantly. Also my aussie bros.
>>17037055sounds fun, have a good time anon. I wish my grandparents weren't cunts
i can’t wait for green bean casserole bros. ive only had it from canned stuff but it’s still tasty. might perfect a recipe so I can make it for family next year
What time do you eat Thanksgiving dinner? My family always wants to eat at 4pm, but I would rather eat at 2pm.
>>17037129We adopted an old black lady that doesn't have family. She makes really good green bean casserole and collard greens. Can't wait to get her drunk.
I'm moving to Montana with the fiancé next month, and will probably be one of the last times to have Thanksgiving with my parents because traveling across the fucking country isn't cheap nowadays. Feels bros.
>>17036813>>17036815thank you cookbros you guys are great <3>>17036972im sad because i keep procrastinating on everything and cant ever focus on it. i feel like i am having a quarter life crisis. i kinda want to make some oatmeal raisin cookies today and get a pizza ready for tomorrows lunch. i'd love to try a deep dish though i never had one before
>>17037165Im in Wyoming but have lived in Montana, great place to be, hope you are used to cold weather.
>>17037132it can be a pain to get everything ready by 2pm. Especially if you're prepping a larger turkey, if you've got a 26-30lbs bird for example could take 5-6 hours to cook. Which means waking up at 6-7am to start prepping your turkey to put it in the oven by 7-8am to have it done by 2pm, and then you'd still realistically want some time to rest the turkey after cooking.So yeah, 2pm is a pain in the ass.It's not too bad with a smaller 15-20lbs bird though.
Can't wait to get drunk with my family and watch the Dallas Cowboys lose tomorrow.
First time in 20+ years we aren't doing shit and it's great. Hanging with my dad and we're ordering a pizza. Godspeed and good food to all you blessed coo/ck/s
I'm doing my turkey tonight because tomorrow I'm going to my grandparents house for lunch and won't have time to do a roast turkey after that.
>>17037215>I'm doing my turkey tonight because tomorrow I'm going to my grandparents house for lunch and won't have time to do a roast turkey after that.that looks like chicken
My grandma died and it will be weird not having her around, fucking firebrand and hilarious she was. :(
>>17037237It's not, just a smallish turkey, only 18lbs
i prefer ham to turkey
>>17037243Ham is for christmas to thumb your nose at the jews and to make sure none of them show up to kvetch
>>17037241i just want to hug you cookbro
>>17037169That's normal. Most people in their life have a quarter or mid life crisis. Make a list and try to tackle all the things you have to do. Perhaps crossing items off one at a time once you finish can be won't make it so overwhelming. I hope you have a good holiday.
>>17037253I mean won't make it overwhelming.
>>17037249isnt every holiday a good time to thumb your nose at the jews?
>>17037253>>17037260>That's normal. Most people in their life have a quarter or mid life crisis. Make a list and try to tackle all the things you have to do. Perhaps crossing items off one at a time once you finish can be won't make it so overwhelming. I hope you have a good holiday.ok ill write some of the things down and cross them off as i need to. its probably a lot of things that will take a few months to years though.but ill try my best because i know u believe in me i hope u have a good holiday too cookbro
>>17037286This was meant for /nfl/ please dont ban.
>>17037252Thanks bro, but I just don't trust anyone else in the family to do it decently.
My oven won't turn on.
>>17035985Turkey and lamb, having some bison steaks tonight. Prep is going great and everything looks damn good. I'm grateful that I'm spending Thanksgiving with friends & family this year because the holidays are extra comfy at my house. It's the only time I get any use out of the extra room In
I promised an anon that I wouldn't shoot myself until the family.left, but I just want to exit this clow world.
Guys I’ve been tasked with the pies this year for thanksgiving. I’m making apple because that’s traditional and I can do that well enough, but I’m looking to add another pie for some varietyHow do I make the best possible blackberry pie? Have you guys made a good one before? I’m starting it today. I want my family to be proud guys
>>17037369Springtime is better, otherwise you're just going to ruin Christmas.
>>17037369Wait until 2024 at least.
>>17037397we'er past blackberry season, but if you can find decent-looking ones, go for it.
>>17037252I wanna hug all you frens
It has snowed several times and has been cold as shit for at least a month. My lettuce is still flowering and just as happy as can be. What a hardy plant.
>grocery store sold out of meat thermometersSomeday I will remember that prep is not a one day task. And also that it's ok to buy basic tools I don't have an immediate use for.
>>17037456My strawberries bring me joy, they don't die from the cold, they just go to sleep whenever they want to and wake up in early spring. Same with my raspberries.
>>17037453i love you too cookbro. if i could hug you in real life i would. >>17037459do you want a hug cookbro?
>>17037466Yeah but everything is dead, but this mother fucker has pretty yellow flowers like there are bee's waiting to pollenate it.
>>17037476Did you get seeds? You take care of them and they will take care of you. They give you their fruit to eat you plant their seeds.
>>17037497Yes, but I am just amazed there is a green plant with flowers in the snow.
>>17037471Nah, it'll be fine, there are other ways to check if it's done. I really should get a thermometer, though, I just keep thinking I'll investigate online for a really good brand and never do. Same with a kitchen scale
>>17037466>raspberriesYou didn't plant those in your garden? kek have fun with those fucking weeds you can't kill them and they will reach critical mass.
>>17037545And if you planted them near your house they will destroy your foundation.
I actually managed to thaw out the turkey this year in time to brine it. Have it sitting in the brine now and will be making pies in a bit. Debating on seeing if I have enough for a basic green bean casserole and maybe toss in some bacon or something in it. Have some rolls I need to thaw out, and planning on making some mashed potatoes tomorrow and some gravy.
>>17036079AYO WER DA SHWEET POETATA AT?!
>>17037558Make sure to pat it down when you take it out. You might want to add some oil, wet brines make crispy skin hard
>>17037132>>17037190>When do you guys eat dinner?>I like to eat mine at lunch timeWhat?Why the fuck fo people do this? It’s called Thanksgiving DINNER. My own shit family eats it earlier every year. This year they want to eat at 2:00PM like you retards. WHY CANT I EAT DINNER AT 6:00PM LIKE A NORMAL PERSON
>>17037545Go back to /out/ this is a fren thread
in charge of the main ham, twice baked potatoes, green bean casserole, deviled eggs and stuffing tomorrow
>>17036057lol mentally ill anon
>>17037591Im sorry fren, happy thanksgiving.
>>17037595good luck femanon, post tits
>>17037591I didn't intend to be mean, just warning that raspberries are an evil plant.
>>17037545>>17037591>>17037607>>17037602cookbros we are all frens here. lets all hug
>>17037615I don't like being touched.
>>17037606not female, just hostingtold friends to bring a dish and i'd fill in the rest
>>17037624im going to hug u and you will like it.
>>17037627I won't like and you will end up in the hospital, but you have a good thanksgiving fren.
>>17037627Wait, I might change my mind if you are an extremely attractive asian female. But we both know you are a homosexual fren
>>17037633hurting frens is illegal!>>17037645hmm who knows
>>17037659Just dress up as one and turn off the lights and let me use my imagination.
>>17037666Oh Satan, you dirty dog.
>>17037666>>17037675>>17037687huh I think the trips are telling you something.
>>17037666Gimme hug Satan
>>17037696That I am going to put my cock into a man dressed up as an asian woman? Fine.
>>17037717I mean... you can interpret the situation as you please.
>>17037740Im kinda committed to it now
For pre-meal appetizers, I suggest: air-popped popcorn, pretzel sticks, jelly beans, and toast.
>>17037624Too bad schizo have a hug
>>17037755Hope you are passible dressed up as an asian girl. uWu ;)
>>17037754My pre-meal appetizer is going to be a six.pack of Fat Tire.
>>17035985I’m thankful I have reached an age where I’m too old for my uncle to want to wrestle and kiss on the mouth
>>17037783Have you tried dressing up as an asian girl?
>>17036858Hispania Racing Team
Best buttermilk substitute? NOBODY here has any. Im leaning towards plain kefir atm
>>17037814Heavy cream isnt really tangy, are you sure?
>>17037812milk + lemon juice, kefir works too though.
>>17037816You asked for a substitute
>>17037588‘Dinner’ is meant to be eaten around 2-4pm. Eating late at night is a modern invention
>>17037822I shouldve specified, its for buttermilk pie, the flavor needs to be very similar, not just how it cooks.
>>17037826Must be nice to be jewish and get off of work before 5pm
>>17037828Oh, my mind is preoccupied with having gay sex with a man dressed up as an asian girl.
>>17036345That's probably going to be disgusting but will you be sending pics of it?
>>17036763You know giving thanksgiving to God for you being a faggot and your sister being a 42 percenter is blasphemy, right?
>>17037853This is a fren thread, please be nice.
>>17036652This looks like a murder scene wtf
>>17036779 I hope things get better for you fren.I always go with red baron.
>>17036779Jacks is my favorite. Reminds me of my childhood bowling league days. Red baron five (four?) cheese brick oven is great as a sandwich filled with prociutto and arugula.
>>17035985turkey is still in the freezer, should I take it out?
>>17037787I’m afraid that might encourage him anon he served in the navy and from his stories he picked up a few ladyboys near naval bases in SEA
>>17036763So you’re a faggot and your sister is a troon I bet your parents can’t wait for you to leave after dinner they must be proud
>Watched maybe 20 or so turkey recipe videos on repeat >Cant decide which to pickHELP
>>17038006Gordon Ramsey's, handsdown.The gravy alone has people wet.
>>17037982>ladyboysLucky guy. I really want to go out for pho and boba tea and then snuggle to a good bingable netflix series with a cute katoey. I will be locking my wallet in the safe just in case though.
>>17037271I believe in you frogposter. Godspeed fren
>>17038022This one? https://youtu.be/XO5DF8soxwMWatched it a couple times earlier but the extra things he does put me off but ill watch again
>>17038006Trust our good friend Brad Leone
>>17036007freak, I wouldn't want to see you either
>>17037831White and proud, working for myself as a white man should. Make my own hours. The jew fears the self-employed nord
I hate holidays like this, I hate social interaction. Might just stay home this Thanksgiving.
>>17038257don't. go be with someone, family friends whatever. you need it, whether or not you think you do
>>17038275Every time I go to social gatherings I feel like shit afterwards, it's probably not worth it even if I miss out on food
>>17036858Hilarious Race to Termination
This is tedious bros.
>>17038361Your doing a pretty clean job so far. What recipe are you using?
>>17038361I wish you’d spread me and core my insides like that
>>17035985Great grandma's butter rolls are cookin in the oven, overproved them a little bit but they'll end up fine
When cooking biscuits, do you guys use buttermilk or regular with extra butter?Any good mashed potatoes recipe out there?
Happy Thanksgiving Frens!i hope you all get great meals and wonderful times with your familiesI like you folks and wish you all the best.
>>17036652why the ice?
>>17038490really it should be done in the fridge to make sure things stay cold enough to prevent any bacteria growth.Using a cooler works, but you need to make sure the liquid stays cool, so throwing in some ice helps it stay cold overnight. Even more so if it can be left in the garage or basement where the ambient air temp is in the 50's or 40's.
>>17038490 this >>17038498
>>17038498ok>>17038506your post feels odd..... but Happy thanksgiving dude>>17038361ohhh my god, I go over to my moms hella early so that i can get any...they disappear so fast
I guess I'm not going to the "family" thanksgiving this year. My aunt hosts it and she invites all her friends, who are weird as fuck. My sister is going too and we're estranged which is the main reason I'm not going. I don't know what I'll be doing instead, just get drunk and get some chinese I guess.
>>17038301try to make the day fun for the other people. it will end up being fun for you. I say this as an intractable introvert and antisocial freak. when I shifted the focus off how shitty I felt and onto how to make over people not feel shitty (asking them questions, showing interest in their lives, embracing and laughing at the inevitable awakwardness) the difference was night and day. I promise
>>17038580>chineseTreat yourself to something good, Anon.
This board finally has a fucking sticky?!?! :OAnyway I am going to make babish's country style mac and cheese. No idea where he stole that recipe from but my family loves it so I'm going to make it.
Can't imagine what's going to happen after my grandma dies. She does all the cooking.
>>17036008he ain't thankful for you
>>17038565the anon above me summed up what I was going to say. I was just agreeing with him
>>17038580you should go and just keep droping red pills and crime stats like your a walking /pol/ threadalso open carry your biggest gun. >all her friends, who are weird as fuckweird like creepy or weird like ultra liberal trash?
>>17038604So you say.
>>17038580How old are you and does your aunt and her friends keep trying to hit on you?
>>1703862524 and no
>>17038371>What recipe are you using?Just hellmans and French's mustard. Last year I made them with dijon and people didn't seem to care for it ("Doesn't taste like usual!") So anyway this year I went status quo. Half will be garnished with dill and the other half will be deviled with smoked paprika/cayenne.
when are you fags gonna post some pies
>>17038667Not till tomorrow.
Stuffing and green bean casserole done. Sweet potatoes just about done. Hopefully I can get a few hours sleep before I have to start turkey. I'm so tired, insomnia sucks. If i don't sleep I can just drink enough to pass out after dinner tomorrow.
>>17038667When the girls show up.
>>17035985The last sticky was the among us pizza, let that sink in
>>17038681A little Sussy if you ask me.
Im only gonna eat chicken
>>17038667i have a pie pan ready but no pie ready
Thanksgiving apu is cute
>>17038699she has a filipino bf doesn't she
>>17038699of course you're white and female
here's to no social interaction this year
what do other countries do thats similar to thanks giving like what is Brazil harvest festival like or what is Portugal or what does Iran do.....ect.anyone international bros wanna share?
>>17038699God I want to smell her musty asshole
>>17038729I was just thinking this. I don't want a fucking sticky. I want Ameribros to own this board the night before and the day of Thanksgiving.
>>17038728I want to fuck Jaidens avatar and draw nasty porn of it that makes her uncomfortableI mean uh. Something something turkey
>>17038738bro we own this bitch everyday man...we run 4chan my man.USAbut yeah man i wanna here from other "alternative" countries
we sticky now!
In addition to making the usual cranberry sauce, I baked this glazed cranberry bread, made the glaze from squeezed cranberries and cream.
Night Frens. See you in the morning as I peel 7lbs of tators. Mashed potatoes with skins are the worst!
gotta make so so many mushrooms tomorrow butter, shallots and mushies......pack em into flacky crust and bake em
>>17036044Really, you mean it you retard?
My family hasn't invited me to thanksgiving dinner for 4 years. I got a little rowdy once and let some things slip that they took offence to.
>>17038790Did you tell them you enjoy your bussy getting stretched and your prostate jackhammered?
>>17036640Yeah, and you bus it in then blame the cartels cracker.
>>17038790spill spillcome on spill the beans what did you let slip?
>>17038790this website isn't anonymous so don't feel the need to talk about these things if you don't want to.
>>17037369Livestream it. That’s what i’m gonna do.
>>17035985Decided we were gonna do something after all, so went and grabbed a 14 lbs bird, it'll be in the brine for the next 12 hours. I'm using Apple Cider and orange for citrus, brown sugar, clove, cinnamon, and herbs (Thyme, Sage, Rosemary). Probably going to hit it with a glaze of some kind tomorrow.I'm thankful you're all still here /ck/, my other favorite boards have changed a lot, but you guys have always felt like home.
>>17038799>anonymousits pretty close....if you can look people up on here its only worth doing if they admit to murder or pedo shit man.
>>17036180Nothing wrong with that anon, but if you can add some diced peppers and cheese to it, it'll make it a lot better.
>>17038793>>17038795>>17038799It wasn't that interesting, I just said some racist stuff; they have black neighbors that were present and my parents thought it would be awkward if they invited me again. It doesn't really bother me, i'm antisocial anyway. They always give me leftovers too so it's whatever.
>>17036345That sounds good dude. I'll be checking in all day, I really hope you post it. Depression sucks, don't let the demons win.
>>17038808You're all on a watchlist. Don't fool yourself. A murder occurs in your area, you're a suspect to rule out.
>>17036345>I'm a depressed, lonely 30 year old.i made chili because i don't want to cook a turkey and then waste half of it
>>17038815Truly based anon
r8 dry brine
>>17038815your parents worry more about black neighbors feelings than their own son. sad
>>17038818if your not on a list you aren't living a modern life, your in a village and were born off grid at home and the government was never alerted
Bros how do I hide my alcoholism from my family? We are drinking together and I just wanna slam a pint without anyone seeing me. I am pathetic and I have to cook tomorrow and kind of hate them
>>17038808I'm telling you my friend, the whole "anonymous" thing is no longer ever since moot sold the website. It's just a name at this point and in no way reflects your identity being hidden or anything.
>>17038837buy clear alcohol, pretend its water
>>17038825did you get the inside good? if yes good jobif not....you still got time man
>>17038815Just a forewarning and something to keep in mind.
>>17038790>thanksgiving>offenceFuckin' hell. Shoo shoo troll.
>>17038846Yeah, it's completely covered, inside and out. Planning to rotate and baste in the oven every 30 minutes for probably five hours tomorrow. This is my first time getting turkey duty, so I'm trying to do it right
>>17038837Just accept it
>>17038837beers in the back of the toilet,pour hard booze into a "soda"drink wine its stronger than beer and no one knows how often you refilled that glass
Getting around to making Alton Brown's aged egg nog recipe in anticipation for Christmas, very excited for it. I'll try to find some decent Jamaican/Bahamian rum for it too. Otherwise, probably just having a small feast with my roomie:>roasted greek chicken, whole>mashed taters>some corn dish, we have a huge ass bag of corn in our freezer. Any suggestions? >cranberry chutney I make every year>green bean salad>coconut rum cake from the Bahamas, maybe with ice cream. so damn good
>>17038851I'm not Mediterranean, but hummus and dolmas are delicious.
>sticky>sticky>stickyHappy thanksgiving bros
>>17038853I'm a burger and I always spell it that way.
>>17038815reap what you sow, I guess
>>17038870If you've got sausage or bacon lying around, make a stuffing with it and then fry your corn in the leftover grease
>>17038859ok so isreal? whats the deal with your wine...how does it differ from "normal" wine? manachevits or what ever how is it different?
>>17038863If I drink wine Ill put on a Toga and start reciting cicero.
>>17038860looks tasty anon, hope it turns out okay
>>17038860make sure you take the time to enjoy yourself...its will be good enough. have fun on the day too!
>>17038882if true your welcome to drink wine at our place that sounds super entertaining and based
>>17038882Your family might think you are based, Cicero died for his beliefs.
>>17038879Don't know, don't think I ever had it.I don't like wine, my family drinks regular red/white wine.You can try asking about other things and we'll see how good of a Jew I really am
>>17038823We opted to get a couple pound turkey roast instead full a bird. Cooks way faster and we don't have to schedule oven use around the turkey.
>>17038905those green and orange ones are scaring me man id need to see other people eat them before i would
>>17038895>voyuers propositioning a schizo from 4chanIll drink your wine, rape your wife, and cut off your head and fuck it.
>>17038906is that gafvelta fish good or is it rank and ohhhh god why do we buy this shit?
>>17038926wow I invite you over to get sloshed and wear funny clothes and pay for your meal with a speech and you go into threatening my wife and myself. fuck you
>>17038931You pay for the booze, and I'll consider
>>17038931I think he wants to skull fuck you, he couldn't have laid it out for plainly for you.
>>17038905>Dad found the cumshroomsHe can't keep getting away with this
>>17038870How does one make eggnog? I'm retarded and there hasn't been any at the stores bc of supply chain shit
I don't want to do things to anyones skulls, I just wanna drink wine and recite Cicero while wearing a Toga.
>>17038927Some like it some don'tDoesn't have too strong of a smell
>>17038952Egg yolks, cream and sugar
>>17038963That actually sounds like fun, but who the fuck is Cicero?
>>17038905I thought the thumbnail was a pile of puppies
>>17038972Damn, really that simple? I guess I'll look up a recipe and give it a shot then.
>>17038100>White and proudSo you're Jewish but with a slightly thinner yet longer nose?
That anon that doesn't know Cicero. Happy thanksgiving.
>>17038978you need to read more son
I'm doing a real greenbean casserole this year. Got fresh green beans and frying my own onions. I hope my mom is impressed. This is the first year I'm making dinner for my family in my own house so I'm really excited. Doing a roux for Mac and cheese, candying my own yams, and making cornbread. My family always did canned stuff growing up so I'm really trying to go all out this year
>>17039000make sure you use caramelized onions for the greenbean casserole.
>>17039000checkedgood luck man try not to stress
>>17038988Jews are Arab-African-Slavic mutts, not white.
>>17035985is a 14 hour dry brine gonna be alright? i forgot to put it under the skin
12 hours from now I'll be miserable surrounded by family and friends who care about my "well being". I can't wait until 16 hours from now when I do an irish goodbye after eating.
>>17039008dont worry to much it will taste fucking great Anon! 14 hours is plenty
>>17038978Eh, 4chan has had an influx of people in the last few years. He was a Roman politician that wrote a lot of works that our law is based upon and was assassinated by Julius Ceasar's faction
>>17039016thats some wholesome tunes my man.
>partner's turkey legs are brining>pie dough is made and in the fridge>stocked up on all ingredients in advance>listened to Frank Yankovic's Christmas polka album twiceTomorrow will be a day of pie baking and delineated cooking. He's taking on the grilled/smoked turkey legs and the mac and cheese. I'm taking on the pies (pumpkin and pecan), mashed potatoes, gravy and green beans. To drink, non-alcoholic apple cider.It's motherfuckin' Thanksgiving time boys!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UtDGuPFxgMw
>>17035985I did a 3 day dry brine with salt, pepper, and rosemary. Tomorrow I’m going to coat the bird in butter, thyme, and sage, roast it for 325 for 3.5 hours with onion and lemon in the cavity. I’ve never done a whole turkey before so I’m keeping it simple
>>17039012Why will you be miserable being surrounded by people who care about your well being? Or do those quotations imply some sort of superficial care?
>>17039029Not that guy but...what a stupid post. Anon, you're a stupid person.
>>17039035>words words words
>>17039013awesome, i think it's gonna turn out great>salt>thyme>sage>rosemary>black pepperi crushed it all up real good in my mortal and pestle >>17039028>coat the bird in butter>onion and lemon in the cavityfucking based, my mom always did the same.
I love you frens happy Turkey.
>>17038825What are you going to do with the penis?
>>17039039its a bit of a bitch to flip on a heavy bird but my mom and dad always said to start with the bird upside down and flip it over in the last hour
>>17039019Look at this Pompeiin scumbag try to pin the death of Cicero on our dear Julius Ceasar that you pussies stabbed in the back.
Fell for the Ragusea deboned turkey and demi-glace meme. Deboning was tougher than I expected (a lot of difficult leg tendons) but everything is set up for baking tomorrow. The demi-glace is quite tasty.
>>17039063>constantly adjusting his toga>sandles feel to tight>hair unoiledit ahhhh had to be ahhh done ummm ahhh brother>scurries away to the baths
>>17035985just finished deboning the turkey and cutting it into 8ths. now its dry brining in the fridge. im only using salt rn because i don't feel like making the seasoning mix until tomorrow morning
I’m not gonna celebrate thanksgiving because I’m gonna be alone desu. I’m just glad I’m not working retail anymore desu during thanksgiving and Black Friday
>>17039079>>17039068its not a meme. I've been doing it that way for over a year. I discovered it by accident. the bone kept puncturing the bag it was in so I decided to cut it out. I realized that the piece was much juicier then the rest.
>>17039082No one asked
>>17039063Fuck off Marcus Antonius, you had him killed while sitting your your throne in Roma as your cunt of a father was doing the dirty work.
>>17039082you can still celebrate alone my friend.
>>17038837Just hold back for a day. I do this shit all the time and get shitfaced once I get home. Just try to keep pace with everyone else and you'll be fine. If you try to drink normally someone may try to keep up with you and get alcohol poisoning or some shit.
>>17039093Marc Antony wasn't Ceasar's son. He was a general in his army that loved him.
>>17039100I’m finna have a turkey sandwich and watch football tomorrow and I’m looking forward to it desu
>this one friendless guy pretending to be positive and responding to every post because he has nothing else going on in his lifegive up buddy.
>>17036858Healthy Raping Trend
Are you talking About me
>>17039109That's the spirit. Have a great thanksgiving.
>>17039112Dunno who you are seething about in a fren thread.
Let's settle the debate once and for all. Which is the best Thanksgiving pie?
>>17039112you seem rude, did you get passed over by the turkey spirit? >>17039121he seems mean>>17039125turkey pot pie obviously
>>17039026Sounds nice, Happy Thanksgiving Anon.
>>17039125Probably pumpkin, but my love is for blueberry pie.
>>17039125Either pecan or pumpkin for me. Pumpkin pie barely edges out the pecan though, desu.
>>17039112Surely there's more than one of us.
>>17039125never had pecan pie before so I have to vote for pumpkin.
Anybody gonna be browsing /sp/ for the comfy game threads tomorrow
Frens, I am reading about Cicero now and can you please not bully me.
>>17036317Holidays are based, what's wrong with celebration?
>>17039148Yes I will be posting about dak prescott stat padding in garbage time against the Raiders.
>>17039125pecan or apple. sweet potatoe pie isn't really good and neither is pumpkin
>>17039159I’m finna watch da bears and the bills desu
>>17039152Nobody here has read Cicero you retard
>show up early baking deserts and breads for family because thats really all I can afford to do>”wow anon this is great you’ll make a great wife one day!” All my male relatives laugh.>I’m a dude and I have no one to be sweet to me
>>17039007>Jews are Arab-African-Slavic mutts, not white.They're genetically a fusion of Levantine and Southern European people.
>>17039125My family often makes an apple-cranberry pie for Thanksgiving with a side of ice cream. I think the sweet/tart contrast works great. Personally not a fan of most pumpkin/pecan pies.
>>17039170>making dessert makes you a woman It’s so tiresome bros
>>17039167speak for yourself bro.its a free book these days get the pdf in yo face
Our heat element or whatever it's called in the bottom of my oven is broken, and the turkey is still dry brining in the fridge. My mom is trying to get a new oven by Friday, so I'll be a little late with Thanksgiving dinner. That being said, I have some turkey thighs in the fridge, so I'll be making a turkey gumbo for you guys to see, as well as a few other things that I can make without an oven.
>>17039167Fren, why are you trying to upset me? I have a law degree and have definitely read Cicero.
>>17039182Why not deep fry the bird
>>17039188We don't have the stuff for it, though that could be an idea for next year (I'd say Christmas but I'm going to buy a goose). Plus, if you deep fry your bird, you can't get the juices/fond to make gravy.
>>17039184Im sorry fren, happy thanksgiving.
I’m finna gonna probably cook a nice piece of salmon to enjoy while watching the football desu
>>17039068Also, I yielded about 1.5 cups of fat from the carcass. Any recommendations for good uses of turkey fat besides gravy?
POSTING IN A STICKY
>>17039207That's probably not fat, but you can get rid of it. It's probably that gelatin stuff.
>>17039182dude thoose heat elements are like 15 bucks check around they are stupid cheap and easy to install
>>17037974Take it out and piss all over it lol
What is the Thanksgiving dinner the American man who hates the military, hates the soldiers, doesn't celebrate Veterans Day, doesn't celebrate Memorial Day, and is anti-military and anti-war?
>>17039245On Thanksgiving we ignore our differences and eat together
>>17039245Probably fish and chips or poutine or some euro dish desu
pecan pie :)
>>17038872Thoughts about my turkey? Should I use more propane?
I will share turkey with alone frens. I'll also share blueberry pie from my blueberries if you want some. Im going to bed now happy thanksgiving frens and bros.
>>17039249Never in my life will I buy the table with a shitty soldier or war veteran
>>17039250very wellAnd which tv channels or streaming series could be the ideal one for the anti-army man who doesn't care about thanksgiving?
In which order and how would you guys tackle this in one day -ham-turkey-baked goods(potatoes, dessert)Might have to be up extra early.
how many calories are you gonna shoot for 4000+?
>>17039265Youll spread out on the table and beg them to go deeper, but not all of them are into twinks. Lucky, for you that I am.
>>17039055check em anon
Would a turkey be mad if I fingered her cloaca or even stuck my penis in her cloaca?
>>17039279Nah, she'd just accuse you of eating vulcan ass and posting in /trek/
>>17039274the army is for idiotsAnd I want an anti-military and anti-soldier Thanksgiving dinner
>>17039291Im not disagreeing, but your little retarded gay asshole isnl making me horny.
>made two practice turkeys>spent a pretty penny on getting one from a farm from somebody I know>Tuesday night>I start coming down with congestion and a cough.
>>17039293Fuck off, this marine fucker is gonna devour this little sweet thing.
>>17039220I'll see what I can do. Thanks anon.
>>17039254Pretty anon>>17039291Just make a normal Thanksgiving dinner and say "military supports gtfo".
Gnite frens comfy day is tomorrow
>>17039307I'm sorry for youI could just have a Thanksgiving dinner with food and decorations that reflect all my hatred of the fucking army
>>17039300Better listen to this jarhead, they are the gayest mother fucker in the milirary
>>17039301https://duckduckgo.com/?t=ffab&q=heating+element+replacement+oven&ia=websearch the store near you
>>17039333I am sorry that I didn't call you back bb
>>17039333This is a fren thread, please be nice.
Thankful for Hentai and huge tits
Thankful "fur" furry porn.
Frens, I don't know how to make a pumpkin pie. I was just told to cook a turkey.
>>17039406Fuck the raw turkey before cooking it
I cooked some diced up pork chop meat, mixed with some hamburger meat and onions. I overcooked it so it is kinda chewy. Its in the fridge now. It's for the stuffing, stovetop stuffing.Thinking i will chop up some carrots and celery and onion into little bits and throw it into the water while it comes to a boil, then throw the butter in after boiling and remove from heat. Then toss in the bread stuff and meat and dried cranberries and stir for a few seconds and cover it up. Is that a good way to make stovetop stuffing instead of just the plain stuff from the box.
>>17038815/pol/ really does rot the brain
If you cook carrots and celery with the turkey, should they go in the guts hole or in the roaster pan along side the bird?Should i add them at the begining of cooking (worried they will turn to mush) or add them in about halfway through?
>>17035985I had Thanksgiving just once and it was with an iranian family in San Jose. The turkey was terrible but they had saffron rice which was nice
I was invited by an older gal to have Thanksgiving with her and said no, and now it's early morning before I realized that she will also be alone and someone tried to reach out to me and I feel sick.
for serious though can I debone my turkey and just roast it flattened out?
Already shredded my baked cornbread, and just gave my cubed bread a final toss for the last 15 minutes of drying. Gotta get started on the the rest of my mise en place and then sauteing my Holy Trinity and work on the broth next. Then caramelizing 4 lbs of onions for the green bean casserole.
>>17039457Text her and tell her you can make it. You have her contact?
>>17039465at this hour, nope
My Dad was going to cook like usual but he came down with Covid so we're fucked for dinner tomorrow. Luckily we had a Thanksgiving spread at work today from a local diner and I got all the leftovers.
>>17039200one year I cooked thanksgiving dinner in a hotel room mini kitchen with no oven. I cut a breast up into tendies and fried them on the stove.
My dad and grandma do most of the cooking. Turkey, ribs, pierogi, mashed potatoes and gravy are the main highlights. Thankful I have a loving family to spend time with during the holidays.
>>17035985Does /ck/ have stickies? Off work at 5, prepped my >cream sauce for green beans>sweet potato casserole>baked potatoes for mashed potatoes>chopped veg for stuffing >shredded cabbage for cabbage >giblet stock for gravy>puff pastry baked brie Tomorrow I will get up around 8 to make a whiskey ginger, put the brie in and butter the turkey. The rest of the day I’ll be getting progressively drunker and throwing things on the stove. Happy Thanksgiving to all.
>>17035985I'm a non-American, but I thought I'd try my best to imitate this year. So far, I've gotRoast turkeyCranberry sauceMashed potatoes with gravyMeatballs with gravyMacaroni and cheesePumpkin pieApple ciderAnything else you guys think I should add?
Gordon Ramsey's Thanksgiving recipes actually look really good. watch https://youtu.be/dJZeAAs2V2c
>>17039458>for serious though can I debone my turkey and just roast it flattened out?Yes, Kenji actually says you get a better finished bird when you spatchcock it.https://www.seriouseats.com/butterfiled-roast-turkey-with-gravy-recipeThat shape of such a unit (especially when your is over 20lbs) makes it literally impossible to evenly roast otherwise with the dark/white perfect at the same time.
>>17039480I've been doing the spatchcock meme for the last couple years. I'm talking about completely deboning it like for gallantine but instead of rolling it up with stuffing just roasting it laid out in the pan.
My dad shot an Elk today, and my job was kind enough to give me today off, because im a good boy.
>>170359852am finally finished prep. >made 2 sweet potato cheesecakes>cornbread dressing>yeasted biscuits>pecan pie>slow cooker grean beans goingIm grateful for my niece helping out. Shes got the ham and mashpotatoes and mac n chz. Nephew is bringing an apple pie and pumpkin pie. Picking up a fried turkey tmrw. Looking forward to that.
>>17039498Good job wagie!!!
>>17039475That sounds lovely and it’s wonderful a non-American wants to celebrate. It’s about giving thanks for how lucky you are to be alive (including how much food you have access to, we are Americans). Perhaps a lighter vegetable side dish like roast brussels sprouts or salad, but that depends on the crowd you’re cooking for. I’d say you have a great spread though, diets go out the door on Thanksgiving .
>>17035985Thankful for you fags, and my wife. Also I baked you niggas a pie.
>>17035985I'm thankful for NNN and it being almost over, my sack feels like it's full of sand.Bought one of them Tenga products for DDD
>>17039469What asshole helped himself to the pie before everyone else!
im thankful for turkey mashed potatoes stuffing peas cranberry sauce pumpkin pie and other foods
>>17039560>Bought one of them Tenga products for DDDI hope you're joking.
>>17039560>DDDdouble down december?
>>17039604No, it's Duck Dynasty December
>>17039458What you want to do is spatchcock it.
I'm thankful for our new president, Juan Antonio Kast
we are doing 2 turkeys, one my mom is gonna do roasted as normal but I am gonna spatchcock the other one and put it our smoker, recipe I found says cook time for a bird around 14 pounds is 3 to 4 hours at 275 (the highest my smoker goes), the one I am gonna do is just a bit over 11 pounds, I am planning to also do seasoned butter on top and under the skin, if anyone else has done one before and has any tips I would be thankful for them, I've smoked hams, bacon, cheese and turkey breast but not whole spatchcocked, other than that I am also doing dinnerrolls, its almost 4:30 AM here, don't want to start on the rolls to early since I have a bad back so I use a dough mixer thats pretty loud.
>>17036082lmao, I was gonna post the same thing.
>>17036180that better be for corn casserole.
>>17038629Thanks bro I made my own for the first time using the ingredients you told me and a YouTube recipe for guidance. They came out not bad I think. I think the family will like them
happy thanksgiving, anons.may it all taste well and bring joy to your feasters.
>>17039743NGL, I would slam that whole tray.
>>17036317thanksgiving is great, look forward to it every yeah, we don't do christmas but since everyone is off that day we put soups in crockpots and put out a bunch of fingerfoods and people come and go throughout the day, its also near both my parents birthdays so we wrap it all together, I can't fucking stand christmas though, at least easter comes and goes, but christmas starts the day after halloween nowadays it seems and it doesn't leave until past January.
My sister is taking a vacation for Thanksgiving day proper into the weekend - so my parents have my nephews over - elementary school age. The rest of my family did Thanksgiving dinner on Tuesday before my sister went out of town (which I missed) but I contributed stuffing and a sour cherry cheesecake nonetheless. Hopefully we will have a nice day trip hiking today as the weather is supposed to be mild. I made "char siu" style pork and beans last week meaning boston baked beans plus some asian spices and sauces like soy, fermented bean curd, five spice, and hoisin. I had that in my freezer so i defrosted it when I woke up this morning and used it to stuff bao buns (sorta) that I made using this dough recipe (doubled):https://cookpad.com/us/recipes/5081428-tangzhong-pai-bao-hongkong-sweet-bunsThe recipe made an absolute liquid of a dough and I should have added MUCH more flour - but otherwise a good recipe. I stuffed the pork and beans filling into the dough and it made about 1.5 dozen and those are having a second proof in my (off) oven. I also had brownies I made and individually wrapped in my freezer for lunch - as well as corn muffins I made yesterday as a side dish. So my nephews will get to enjoy homemade scratch-made bao buns, corn muffins, and brownies for lunch today and that's nice.
>>17036345sounds like it would make a great youtube video.
>>17039747Thanks man, I hope the family does exactly that. Sorry about the pic I posted from my phone
Can /ck/ clear something up for me? Are leftover sandwiches viable or are they just a meme? I tried one a few years go and it was structurally untenable.
>>17037588I got 11 siblings, most are married, part of eating earlier is to have more time together since if you eat it at 6PM everyone is gonna get tired since its already evening, also this lets some of them have thanksgiving with us and their husbands family on the same day.
>>17036858hot rod tuning.
>>17037812when my mom needs it we do 1 cup of milk mixed with 1 tablespoon of vinegar.
>>17039750>So my nephews will get to enjoy homemade scratch-made bao buns, corn muffins, and brownies for lunch today and that's nice.Congrats Anon, you've become the cool uncle all the kids love to see when the Holidays come.
>>17039767without them you're not really bulking for the winter.
>>17039767they're something to eat if you're hungover
>>17038443I've never once used a recipe for mashed potatoes, basically just add milk and sourcream/creamcheese until its got the consistency you like, toss in a stick of butter and season to taste.
>>17038667my mom is doing pumpkin I think, the others are split between my other sisters, no pies yet.
>>17039486Try it and find out for us.
>>17038678>>17039787this is the american tradition i think most other countries really miss out on.the hens of the family compete with each other about their desserts, but none of them really care because they all just want to get fat.the men watch football, even if we don't follow football.
>>17039125sweet potato/butternut, I find both to be better than pumpkins, though if it was my choice I'd rather have pumpkin delight over even those.
>>17039170lmao, I get the same jokes buts its all in good fun for me at least, better start thinking about how to fit the wedding dress though.
>>17039125chocolate pudding pie.
>>17039170>>17039175baking is chick stuff.men cook meat.
>>17039271ham and turkey are fairly simple as you can more or less put them in a roaster and ignore them beyond basting them, for a lot of stuff you can mix them up ahead of time, put them in the fridge or even outside in a car at this time of year and then get them out and put them in the oven one after another, depending on how much you have to do you can wrap the pans with foil overtop in towels so they stay hot for longer while other items are baking.
Americans need to take the goose pill and leave the turkey in 1893.
>>17039819butchered geese before, they were just like big chickens and not really much different than turkeys, though we didn't really raise them for meat but instead for eggs so they might've just been old.
>>17039820Every year my parents raise about 8 to twelve geese on their property. Around christmas time they go to the chopping block and we have a fresh one on christmas and then the rest randomly throughout the year.They give some away to friends and family and we keep the rest to ourselves. I fucking love goose.
>>17035985Thankful that you put your nice soggy tounge up nigger asshole
>>17039819you wouldn't know since turkey's only live natively in america.
My family is dead. I'm alone this year. Made turkey, dressing, green bean casserole and gravy in an attempt at normalcy. Recognize how insignificant your differences are and love your people while they're around. You'll miss them when they're gone. Happy thanksgiving y'all.
>>17036652ah a fellow golfer
>>17037303>I just don't trust anyone else in the familyis that not family is for...not trusting
>>17039861>Recognize how insignificant your differences are and love your people while they're around. You'll miss them when they're gone. bullshit my family has largely ignored my needs and wants and only thought about themselves and taken it upon themselves to fuck me over and make my life harder when I didn't do what I was told. They have made my life miserable and I will be thrilled if they all die before I do. They have had every opportunity to improve how they treat me and it is clear they don't give a fuck.
>>17036858HRTs don't it.
>>17036007PApa no me conoces? Yo soy tu hijo, Simón , el gran varon
>>17037369anon, don't suicide.the clown world is meant to be ravaged, it's not meant to ravage you.don't let the evil win.make the normie npcs give you money for easy tasks and then have sex with their daughters.
>>17037607they are not.you just need to plant them along a treeline.
I'm thankful that I'm alive, but I don't have much to live for.
>>17039892Hoping I will outlive all the people I hate gives me will to live. Try that.
>>17039892>don't have much to live foranon, you have the privilege of living in the best of times.we're gonna watch as the world economy goes to shit and the people are no longer willing to fight false wars just to prop it up.we will see politicians roasted on spits as we forge ahead and leave the idea of money in the dust.we'll have replicators soon.
Who else /latenightprepping/?
How do people find the time and ability to cook several dishes with one oven and before dinner? Im stressing out on not having enough time to cook the ham after the turkey and my bread
>>17039917these last couple years we have split the dishes across the family, every bringing just a couple of things, also having a roaster is a good idea to free up your oven.
>>17039917skip either the ham or the turkey
>>17039170Think about it, when a guy wants a girl to suck his dick does he give her a steak, or sweets?You're on the right track here.
>>17039934>>17039939Decided to do the main dishes this time while everyone takes care of sides. Might have to skip one as suggested. Hope it goes well >>17039815Thanks for tips might end up skipping one for next day. My problem is with oven being occupied all day, having to manage how to use it while not compromising cooking time will be a difficult challenge
>>17039949>when a guy wants a girl to suck his dick does he give her a steak, or sweets?you give her attention.if you require anything else you are a beta.
>>17039271If you're talking about sharing oven time, desserts probably make the most sense to make first since they shouldn't be served super hot. Put them in the warming drawer if you have one prior to serving.Then I'd do the ham + potatoes to leave the turkey last so the skin is fresh and cripsy for serving. Alternatively part your turkey out and you might be able to fit ham and turkey in at once but plan on longer cook times and use thermometers.
>>17039963My attention is worth far more than trivial foodstuffs. You also get to share them with her if you so choose.
>>17040008I dunno man if you wanna travel with people being able to make the food you will eat - snacks and meals and all that - in advance - is good as gold. Not having to stop for food when you are in the middle of nowhere is pretty priceless.
By myself this yeah, but I made a nice carrot cake, wish I could share it with you all, Happy Thanksgiving everyone.
beer in handjust started boiling water and preheating the oven for prep work
>>17040030I think you replied to the wrong fren. But I agree.
>>17040036At least you have a grandma. All of my grandparents died before I was out of diapers.
>>17040060No, I didn't. My point was to say you can capture people's attention if you are willing to make them food to last them all day. He claimed his attention is worth more than food - but in my experience - homemade, scratch-made food is currency for social interaction.
>>1703954610/10 would take a seat at your table
>>17040064Same. Both of my parents are gone as well. I've got my shit together better than my cousins, and I have a farm house in the sticks. Everybody comes to my place now for Thanksgiving, It's a weird feeling.
I am beat, dinner rolls dough is risen but I feel like I am dying already, normally I would take the hour when its raising to rest but since I instead spent that time cutting the spine out of the turkey, then spreading the herb butter over it and cleaning out the smoker, but after a little rest I'll be back at it, the dough should make probably 50 or so rolls, which might sound like a lot but we've got a big family and some friends are expected to be here, even with my one sister having the coof who has to miss this one we're gonna be expecting 20-30 people, and if there is any left then I can make sandwiches the next day.
>>17036185It's one day, abhorrent slag. We eat and eat and drink and drink and complain about Xmas commercials.
>chicken wings (in the air fryer)>southern mac and cheese>White Castle stuffing>green bean casserole >pumpkin pie with vanilla ice cream
I do Thanksgiving twice. My family shows up today, not many people. My wife takes this one. She'll do a turkey and a ham, a few common midwestern sides and I try to help but she's pretty much got this.Saturday is her huge redneck family and it's an all day bash.>up early roasting a fresh ham in pellet grill>deep fry a turkey, her uncle raises them>her brother is bringing backstraps from deer he got this year>side dishes, pies, all brought in from family members>shoot trap in back yard>wood stove fired up in garage, whiskey and cigars>little kids running around everywhere >teenagers in basement doing god knows what>old men snoozing off and on in front of the TV>women busy in kitchen, clucking like hensI have a blast with her family and it's a lot of work. My family is way more low key.
No family. No friends. No gf. I tried my hardest to get a gf this year. Never happens. Fucking people are following me and harassing me
>>17040139>XmasYou can say Christmas here, sweaty.
>>17040159My grandparents had 8 kids, 2 sets of 4, spaced 15 years apart. Extreme amount of cousins, and Grandma always had a live-in type of handyman or maid who helped her prep, some sad person she brought home from the state of almost homeless she met at the grocery store, then, gave them a roof. These people joined the family and always helped her make her 30 pies, 4-5 mains and put out the cookie jar with old world intricate christmas cookies, like pizelles, biscotti, checkerboard cookies, thumbprints with jam, shortbreads, etc.Different flavors of fudge in tins. Two kinds of fruitcake in tins. She canned all year to put out the chutneys and relishes to go with it all, from watermelon pickles, corn relish, to homemade chili sauce. My childhood thanksgivings were pretty much all of this minus your deer, but someone might be jerk seasoning some wings or stuffed jalapenos on the grill. The garage door would be kept open and half the neighborhood is dropping in to say hi, while one of my uncles has every instrument necessary for zydeco, blues, 60s and 70s rock, for jam sessions that can be heard for a 1/4 mile radius. There will be 40 cars in the massive driveway, and several coolers with iced beers, sodas, waters, and it will last into the next day throughout the patio, garage, pool deck, everywhere. There could be anything from yoohoo to strawberry soda to beer. My grandfather, who was an utterly alone and unfortunate orphan by his 12th birthday where he started to support himself on his own, always teared up, and shed a tear in emotional joy when you arrived and greeted him with a kiss on the cheek. He just literally loved holidays. His was a successful life surrounded the family he created on his own. Not only did he support his own family, but sent support to this wife's mother all the rest of her years too. Truly a thankful legacy.
Happy thanksgiving bro’s. Thanks for being the best cooking board online, even if half of you faggots just wanna talk about fast food all day
My mom abandoned me on Thanksgiving again>mom calls me asking to have thanksgiving with me>sure, why not>originally she said she would arrive with groceries in the afternoon>12 hours later>she's here with a bunch of shitty laundry, no food>the fuck>tell her thanksgiving's fucked now>she tells me to calm down and calls up her bank for some reason>hour passes>asks me for 200 bucks>obliged like typical idiot son> she leaves and is gone for three-four hours>comes back with a can of cranberries and a superbird> give me a bunch of bullshit excuses on how she couldn't find this couldn't find that>whatever>tells me she's got to get more laundry from her friend's house oh, and she'll be back shortly>already knew this was just an excuse to go to her friend's house and get shitfaced on Klonopin>off she went with the rest of my money >(I had forgotten I even gave it to her because she literally turned up with only two things)>go to bed>wake up>no_mommy.mkvHappy fucksgiving
>>17039125Pumpkin pie, nothing even close
>>17035985Had sum turkeh =^)
For the first time ever I helped my mom with thankshiving! I seasoned the turkey and stuffed it
>>17035985Silly Americans, Thanksgiving was last month! You guys all missed it!
ham going in the oven
>>17035985Happy Thanksgiving Burgerfrens
just had a beer with my morning coffee, going to pull the turkey out the fridge and talk the dog for a walk. stay comfy bros
>That time of year again to bust out the steel ladder, rope, and about 300oz of oil
I thought Americans was all about taking, not giving.
>>17040032Looks amazing. Happy turkey day anon.
>>17040352no, that's just the current administration
>>17035985Going okay it's my mom's first time as a host helping clean the house right now.I'm thankful there's no racemixers in my family so I won't see niggers today
>>17040374we're building back better
>>17036679 thanks>>17037886 some might say it is>>17039864 thats a bowling ball?
>>17040064I wish mine died when I was young
>>17040419Same, all the awful people in my family seem to live to be 100. I'll never get my inheritance.
>>17040436Good you little piece of shit.
>>17040419It would be easier that way I guess but you still have to see your parents deal with it which can be just as hard.
learning to cook for my family
>>17035985europeans will NEVER truly experience a real thanksgiving dinner. I feel absolutely bad for you....
>>17040465Ohh, we got a lot of crappy food here, too.
>>17035985Gobble gobble! Hope you all enjoy your turkey today!
>>17040479I'm not even offended or bothered. But it makes me laugh when I hear anti-American posts. It just makes you guys so mad. I don't know why. You just sound like snobs.
>>17040470Good for you, then no money to fix infrastructure, but I guess you don't give a damn?
>>17040487lol he thinks that money will go to infrastructure and not back into the pockets of the democratic party
>>17040487infrastructure is a scam, there is potholes around here older than me.
>>17040479I don't know how anything in that picture can be seen as "crappy" a lot of it has euro roots even.
Take a shot of your favorite alcoholic beverage of your choice of some Canadian/Aussie/BRI'ISH fag crying about America.
>>17039082:( I hope you have an awesome thanksgiving anon
>>17036317Wtf is wrong with anon's family in that pic? Are they trying to create a grinch?
>>17040032mirin. Happy turkey day anon
>>17036317Lol this happened to me a few times. People are ungrateful bastards.
>>17040513Artifically fed up bird. Sauce came in a can, drinking bud lite while watching rigged games on tv. Grow up usa.
My extended family always has a good Thanksgiving but we always go hard on pies and I love it>Apple>Apple caramel>Banana creme>Berry ginger>Coconut creme>Pecan (pic related)I swear people under-eat during the actual meal just to keep room for pie, we have homemade fruitcake soaked in rum as well
>>17040570N-no pumpkin pie?
>>17040570Oh Jesus you're right, I might have to whip one up then. We still got extra pie crust so no worries. Thank you anon
>not cooking this year, instead we're going to my brother's for lunch and my grandpa's for dinnerAt least I don't have to clean a bunch of shit and I'm having a turkey smoked by my local church so we'll have that, but fuck I kind of miss waking up early and making a big feast for the family.
I'm thankful for tasty food
>>17040557>assumption assumption assumptionterrible bait>inb4 but u replied doe lolkys
>>17035985doing some meat and potatoes and talking with neighbors more often
>>17040557Seethe, dilate, etc.
every year around thanksgiving, the americans commit a genocide against the turkey race.
>>17040448Get covid, grandma
Happy Thanksgiving /ck/
>>17040452I dont like my grandparents. I miss my great grandparents tho
>>17040052why are you so broken?quit being broken.
>>17040603Your a little character, aren't you?
what music if any are listening to /ck/
>>17040628Icon for Hire. I'm roasting the turkey at my place before taking it over to my parent's, so it's just me in the kitchen
I'm spending Thanksgiving alone this year. Instead of buying a turkey for just me, I bought a steak instead. Will the pilgrims rise from their graves to murder me in revenge for this breach of tradition?
>>17037853>>17037992I.. I am female... But, even so, I'm still a bit gay.And I'm the only person who knows she's changing gender identity. Tis all love. Food and family.
>>17040600>>17040608Guess I hit a nerve. Live whatever you like, why would someone from Europowerzone care?Eat you 'food' ,drink your 'beer'Living the life (hahahh)
>>17040595Why does this guy remind me of those creepy Christian fanatics you'd meet at church. Like way too nice
>>17040635>Guess I hit a nerve. Live whatever you like, why would someone from Europowerzone care?>Eat you 'food' ,drink your 'beer'>Living the life (hahahh)
>>17040557>Artifically fed up bird. Sauce came in a can, drinking bud lite while watching rigged games on tv. Grow up usa.Funny how posts like this just proves how a fucking leaf, ausfags, and britbongs are so uninformed
>>17040648the website for mental illness is reddit.please go there and be with your kind.
>tfw can't bring my entire hot sauce collection to my wife's boyfriend's family's houseat least I have my Switch to keep me company
>>17039184>I have a law degreehttps://youtu.be/Xs-UEqJ85KE
>>17040662Shut up you fucking nigger. This thread doesn't need dumb retard shitposters like you.
>>17040681God, I love disco elysium.
>>17040632Steak is pretty good. If anything they'll go after the poor person eating cold cuts and ramen today.
>>17040610Don't forget we pardon one so he can go back and tell the others what we have done.
>>17040681Where do you live? Let me come and visit. I'll have a gas can and a chain to lock your doors shut.
>>17040701Putrid scum... I am American.
>>17035985>What are you thankful for this year?that I will soon be moving to a white neighborhood.
>>17040704So where do you live
Sweet potato dough is done and proofing
To all my cookbros and cooksis(i think there are girls here too)...Even if you have no one to celebrate with, you always have us to be with you on thanksgiving. I personally do not have anyone to celebrate thanksgiving with but I'm gonna buy some treats to eat later tonight.
>>17040711Cum City, cowboy ;)
>>17040716happy thanksgiving, I'm not doing anything today either so you're not alone in being alone today.
Done with the initial skin crisping, now just basting every 20 minutes at a comfy 300°
>>17040720Yeah that's what I thought bitch. Talk shit on the internet and too afraid to back it up irl.
>>17040730Whatever. Fuck off.
>>17040722<3 thank you cookbro love u
>>17040733love you too (in a non sexual way).
I’m making Turkey, mashed potatoes, stuffing, green bean casserole and something called Watergate salad with my parents.We used to have a big Thanksgiving dinner with my dad’s side of the family but I haven’t seen them since before covid happened.
>>17040724>basting every 20 minutesyour skin is gonna be so damn hard it's gonna crack.
>>17040732No not whatever. Delete your post disparaging Thanksgiving you stupid nigger.
I was only on the hook for a salad and appetizer this year (thanks gramma / potluck culture) so I made a spinach harvest instagram salad with apple, pecan, blue cheese, spinach with a homemade rasp dressing.I also decided to bring pelmeni with some dill sour cream sauce. It's not very traditional, but honestly turkey sucks and I know a lot of my family agrees so a meat appetizer I thought was a good idea.Hope everybody enjoys their meal, don't fight with their family too much and good luck to all the chefs.
>>17040730Happy indiginous pplyvdshs day soup skull.
>>17040724wtf retard, why are you cooking so early? Are you one of the idiots who has thanksgiving at noon?
>>17040738no cap on god fr fr though... I was erping earlier this morning. so take that as you will.
>>17040749You are so fucking annoying.
>>17040756Delete the post you piece of shit.
>>17040761I'm out. I got a life actually. Not wasting time here. Have a good one.
>>170407541:30. I'm figuring four hours to cook and an half an hour to rest
>>17040765Run away cunt.
>Eating turkey for ThanksgivingDo you really do this?
>>17040807I just cook it and look at it.
>>17040064I'm sorry for that bro
>>17040637a good psychopath needs a nice harmless facade.
>>17040724reflex looks like a guy flexing
Typically amercian stuffing in the family.
>>17040254I think you should tell her how her actions are hurting you.
>>17036317Nah, I don't have an horrible family
>>17040850It's a big bird
deviled eggs doneham bakingtwice baked potatoes ready for filling
>>17040637well, his parents were missionaries
>>17040873What kinda ham? I always wish we'd do glazed, but my mom hates how sweet it is
Which one should I get?
Bread dough proofing now, got cornbread muffins ready to bake also, next up is peeling potatoes and baking the bread. My mother is bringing the turkey and some butternut squash this year, and my uncle has taken the easy route and is bringing pie/ice cream. I've also got a sweet potato for my grandpa and stuffing to throw together at the last minute. Shit's gonna be so good, I can't wait to make stock tomorrow too.
>>17040889>well, his parents were missionariesFor the sole purpose of procreation? Gross
>>17040409Watch The Big Lebowski (1998)
>>17040714I didn't know sweet potato bread was a thing, I'm going to try this sometime soon now.
>>17040912>squashThe worst Thanksgiving tradition
Bros, we made it! Gobble gobble!
>>17040931I give it a watch but I dont really like moives
>woke up >go downstairs to grab a slice of pecan pie and coffee for breakfast>girlfriend and uncle is arguing over vaccine>immediately goes back upstairs >no pecan pie and coffeei'm starving bros....i'm probably gonna stay up here and watch a movie until it's time for lunch
>you are only allowed to bring 1 (one) saucerino to Thanksgiving dinner this yearWhat do you pick? For me, it's gotta be Fiery Fart
>>17040908hazlenut cranberry roast hands down the best of the variety.
>>17040943>girlfriend and uncleYou just know.
>>17040970Cranberry. Easy peasy what do I win?
>>17040992a thumbs up
>>17036345>>17040714Turkey thighs going in. Swiss cheese grated. In hindsight, I wish I shelled out for a higher quality swiss l, but too little too late now. I work at 3 am, so I'm aiming for an earlier meal
>>17040989should I check on them? it suddenly got quiet downstairs
>not american>dont know what is thanksgiving>instead just remember that is black friday>mfw
Happy Thanksgiving 4chan, I'll be making my signature whipped garlic mashed potatoes with gruyere and cream, aka an aligot. Enjoy the day with your family on the best holiday of the year! I'm grateful for you anon.
>>17041008>wants to see his uncle fucking his gfCuck
>>17040996Sweet but I kinda wanted another beer...
>>17040890brown sugar and honey glazed almost ready to brush it
>>17041021oh ok have on on me
>>17041008Don't let that idiot put things in your head. Unless your girlfriend has given you any reason to not trust her, don't let idiots on the internet make you question her loyalty. Go by your own experience in the relationship.
Post pies!Apple pie!
>>17041026Sweet! Thanks!>>17041030We're kidding around. That anon knows whats up. It's just a laugh. Lighten up faggot>oh no he called me a faggot I must fuck same sex now!See how dum that is?
>>17041043Top is a berry crumbleBottom is a coconut cream.
I cooked the oyster too long for my oyster dressing!!!! Why!!!
>>17041043I only made cherry this year but I'm also supplying 90% of the savory stuff and sweet potato casserole so it's k.
>>17041057>Oysters on ThanksgivingEurocucks, everyone...
>>17041047Some people are new to relationships and don't understand the idea of trust, and others have let this website corrupt their worldview and perspective in regards to relationships and due to that, find it nearly impossible to desire one anymore. You make light of these things but you'd be surprised as to how many people believe everything they read on here.
I hope all you Americans have a good Thanksgiving.>t. Monkey.
>>17041065It is statistically improbable to be in a long term relationship with a woman who never cheats on you, even if you remain blissfully ignorant.
Happy Thanksgiving! https://go.rancah.com/GKgLp
>>17041065Projection. You're as bad as trannies canceling Chappelle. Fuck off faggot.
>>17035985Clockwise from the top squash casserole Green bean casserole Honey baked hamCole slawHomemade cranberry sauceBaked beansDressing in the centerI wish all of you that are alone or away from your families well, and good luck and God's grace in the next year.
>>17041136From the bottom stupid phone flipped my picture. Via con Dios /ck/
My baked Brie exploded in the oven but that’s ok, it’s still delicious. Turkey is in, can chill and drink for a few hours before getting everything else done
Couldn't go to my parents house this year since I just moved and out of PTO days and its a long ass drive. Decided to make:>Brined turkey>Stuffing>Mashed potatoes>Green bean casserole with some bacon in it>Cranberries >RollsGonna have it with some wine and watch some movies.
Well played janny. Well played.I am making a pumpkin cheesecake. It's going well (so far)
Happy turkey day anons!
>>17036813>>17036815>>17036972>>17037894>>17037949>>17038754you guys are so awesome. i hope you are all having a good thanksgiving.
Roasting done, now we let it rest before taking it over to the big gathering
>>17041107thanks Brazil anon
home from college and this will be my second year in a row making adam "soychad" "the anti-babish" ragusea's turkey.last year it got good reception.found out the turkey my parents got this year is "pre-brined" which adam says is bad for the gravy. he also compared turkey to niggers tonguing his wife's clit so im not exactly sure i trust him completely on this one. its in the oven right nowhoping i dont fuck it up
>>17041113Improbably perhaps, but not impossible. I know that majority of women don't really have any values and are extremely vain and selfish, so I'm not going to even deny you here.>>17041124Oh no, you don't approve of me. How will I continue to live?
>>17035985Anyone play cards with family while waiting for dinner?Please tell your family to vote for this game today: https://youtu.be/pJasFdMOXsM
#17035985 I made Ghee bros. How did I do?
>>17041177I want to lick those crusty. seasoned, crevices
>>17041177checked. That looks tasty AF anon. Very nice color. post pics of carved later.
>>17041197Why is it so dark?
Well, I just had a nice big meal at a restaurant, and now I’m sitting in Washington Square Park digesting it and listening to a pretty darn good saxophonist.
>>17041017That sounds delicious, cheers anon
>>17041212>out in publicUhhhh, I don't know if you got the memo, but there's LITERALLY a GLOBAL PANDEMIC going on RIGHT NOW?
>>17041197looks kinda dark anon?
Turkey and lamb almost done, got a few sides and 4 pies, plenty of liquor and a good cigar to help digest the food after I eat.
>>17041212>there's someone sitting outside washington square park phoneposting right nowuhhhh
>>17041140>they deleted this after your thanks to themThey are quite unthankful I see.
>>17039469what's with the turkey just floating in water
>>17041212New York City? Liberal scum.
>>17041197I think you made charcoal instead.
>>17041197poo in loo here. I think the goddess of death Kali may have manifested in your ghee.
>>17035985I bought a precooked turkey. Should I reheat at 325 or 350?
>>17040931its ok i got the reference
Turkey sneak peek
>>17041059It looks like a crime of passion>how do you know, Frank? The 10 bullet holes indicate an emotional hostility.
>>17039819>Americans need to take the goose pill and leave the turkey in 1893.For Christmas maybe, but not Thanksgiving.
>>17039903>we'll have replicators soon.I fucking wish. Give me that Star Trek future where I can just travel across the galaxy please.
>>17041258Why is her tongue so enticing?
>>17035985I'm not gonna lie, this thanksgiving I decided to try two leek based recipes (leek potato soup and mushroom leek bread pudding) and I feel dumb for never eating leeks prior to this.
>>17039819i'd be down for more geese in supermarkets
>>17040652>a fucking leafNow listen here Jack, Canadians DO celebrate Thanksgiving, and they eat almost the exact same stuff that we do.
>>17036317I love the holidays. I always put in for telework and spend Thanksgiving to New Year eating holiday food, enjoying my forested home, and playing Stardew Valley. Also watching Christmas movies like A War in the Pocket.
I'm thankful for having friends who can depend on me (and on whom I can also depend).Done so far:Broke down a 19lb-er to use the back and wingtips in stock-making and freeze the thighs and drums for future eatings.Made the stock which got then made into gravy.Made purple cauliflower stamppot.Made cranberry rhubarb sauce.Made stuffing-stuffed cabbage.Seasoned the breast with rosemary, sage, black pepper, dried lemon and dried onion and shoved it in the oven.About to stuff some winter carrots with rice, mushrooms, pine nuts and dried, unsweetened sour cherries which will go into the oven with duckfat and dill once the turkey comes out. Would've used turkey fat from the stock but I used it all up making the gravy and stuffing.About to braise some baby corn in compound butter flavoured with parsley and dried onion.About to make blue foam jell-o.My turkey had practically no thighs this year. The drumsticks weighed more than they did. That's weird. Anyone else had a similarly oddly-shaped bird?>>17040934I just don't like when it's made into a dessert. Pumpkin pie. Zucchini bread (it's a fucking cake and you know it). Butternut squash muffins. That sorta thing. Hate'em. I like squashes when prepared in non-sweet ways.Like... if I couldn't get the baby corn this year, I was gonna cook a spaghetti squash or acorn squash instead. The spaghetti squash would have been with chilli, garlic, parsley and olive oil. If I got acorn squash instead, I would have wedged it, dusted it in corn-starch and deep-fried it though I don't know right now how I'd've seasoned it.
>>17037238RIP anon’s gramma
>>17041189I want to kiss you.
>>17041302Local supermarkets in my area started carrying goose on the regular a few years ago. Five or so, I think. Waaaaaaaay to 'spensive, tho. Plus, I'm terrible at roasting fatty birds, My roast duck is always a travesty and while I've never roasted a goose, I would guess I'd fuck it up just the same. I do pan-sear a mean duck titty, however.
all the food is done and in the oven just waiting for frens to show up
Hey lads and ladettes, >>17039182 here. I'm feeling really hungry, and there's not much to eat because most of the food is for my (postponed) Thanksgiving. Should I just start the gumbo now, or should I want a while?
>>17038837accept it. i am bringing three dishes and have been drinking all day/morning. my brother is driving me lol.
>>17036105based and wholesomepilled
>wind picked up>supposed to last all day>can barely keep the fryer litWill cooking it in a garage kill me?
>>17041332do you have any dessert planned? could start now and then eat dessert and get drunk later
do homosexuals have certain preference food regards?
>>17041357I'm particularly fond of soups. They're easily my fav category of food.
>>17041312> cranberry rhubarb sauceInteresting choice combining two very sour ingredients but I can see the flavors working. Do you need a ton of sugar to counterbalance?
>>17041371I don't use as much sugar as you're supposed to, anyway, but I do add more sugar to the cran-rhu sauce than I do normal-ass cran sauce, yes. Another good addition is dried, candied hibiscus flowers. I didn't put any this year, but it works really, really well.
>>17035985I made a turkey for the first time last year and am now a little disappointed that I'm not the one making the turkey this year. But sides are coming along>>17036005I'm thankful I'm not so pathetic that I have to cling to my skin color as the only thing I can be proud of.
>>17041192Wow do you are capable of not taking shit too seriously. Good for you
>>17041397Care to rephrase that?
>>17041166What the fuck is that?
Does cherry chestnut pie sound any good? I can't seem to find any recipes for it.
I'm making beans
>>17041385Ask if you can help clean the carcass then make stock from it, turkey noodle soup the week after Thanksgiving is delicious and comfy as the snow begins to accumulate outside. I made stock the last two years and plan to again this year, last year I used some of it to boil rice in to make turkey-fried rice.>>17041421Same meal?
>>17041429>snowcheck your privilege.
>>17041429No, mine's from cracker barrel. If I didn't forget to unflip the image you maybe would have noticed.
Ordered sushi cus I’m alone in a new city. I’m grateful for comedy podcasts
>>17041281The breasts are not. Havnt gotten to the dark yet. Still a bit hot.
>>17041408Depends on how you plan to combine the two. I know chestnut pies exist in various forms, some made with whole chestnuts akin to a pecan pie and same made from chestnut flour and therefore more similar to a semolina pudding in texture. There are likely others, too. If I were to make a cherry chestnut pie, I'd make the first type of chestnut pie I mentioned, the one that's like a pecan pie, and just toss some cherries in there. I guess it would be a chestnut cherry pie rather than a cherry chestnut pie, though. Does that help?
>>17041444stay strong anon
>>17041444at least you've got the hustle and bustle of the big city to keep you company right
>>17041444I'd have you over for Thanksgiving if you help me clean the fuck up. My kitchen looks like Faluja right now.
Do turkeys and shit typically go on sale after Thanksgiving?
>always loved corn pudding at thanksgiving>develop crohn's>can't eat corn pudding anymore, even with medication that lets me eat everything elsepain. I miss it so much bros, every thanksgiving hurts without it
Anyone else getting their turkey dinner at a diner?
>>17041454>Does that help?Yes, thank you Anon.
>>17041418>>17041426Beans and scalloped potatoes.
I'm making rolls for the first time ever. Unfortunately I'm way behind on when I wanted food to be ready but I'm honestly just cooking for my mom and myself so I don't really care
>>17041418This nigga making beans!
>>17041486I had to pass by a diner today on my way to Walgreens to get evapomilk for something. Was surprised the place was packed like a motherfucker. Not just sad-looking singles, either. Whole families. From what I could see in the window, everyone seemed to be having a good time. I guess not everyone cooks at home for turkey day.
>>17041475Not in my experience, no. If it did, I'd be all over that shit and stock my freezer.Ham does after Christmas and Easter, tho. Can get a huge one for like $5 or some nonsense.
>>17041166How did you get it all to look like that? Based "soul sucked" cooking.
>everybody sits down>(nononono please no no no)>would anon lead us in prayer?>*breathes in*>UD RĒEEEEEEEAAAAAAA>UD SUUUUURA RRRĒEEEEEEEEAAAAAAA>NGI BARA BARA BARAREEEĒEEEAAAAA
>>17041513BRUH LMAO XDXDXDXDXDXDXD
>>17039245the same as yours, there's plenty of great things about America that aren't the shitty military industrial complex
Well my grandma refused to come (made up an excuse of being sick) so it's just myself and my mom. Bummer.
>>17041486needs gravy master
Happy Thanksgiving frens I just opened up a Mich Ultra and sitting outside while my parents cook. Wish I had a cigarette though
the Thanksgiving plate
>>17040254sounds like you should go no contact man, shit that only hurts you isn't good for anyone.
>>17041575>corn breadFound the kneegrow
>>17041586corn pudding actually
>>17039917>How do people find the time and ability to cook several dishes with one oven and before dinner?you just do it yo
>>17040628why, who but the inimitable Leo Kottke?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oupOlponNjQ&ab_channel=TheEveningRedness
>>17039917Organize it by duration. >raw turkey needs ~3 hours>smoked ham needs about 1.5 hours>casseroles take about 45-1hour>rolls take 15 minutes
>Mom called me to yell at me for how selfish I was for ruining her thanksgiving because I didn't come>She's been telling me for months I wasn't allowed to come unless I got vaccinated
It's not even 3 pm in the east coast how are people having dinner already?
>>17041212>if I hadn't gone home for the holiday I could have walked 5 minutes and scared the shit out of this anondamn, it wasn't worth it
How do I use the turkey carcass to make stock to use at a later date? Just break it apart and boil it in water for a while?
Cataloguing what everyone has brought>Turkey>Ham>Bread rolls in a basket made of bread>mashed potatoes and gravy>beet salad>sage dressing>squash soup>dark greens salad>pumpkin pie>corn>brussel sprouts>candied yams>party potatoes>apple pie
For my thanksgiving, we gotBalsamic, honey and cider glazed duckSmoked turkeyHamDressing/stuffing/idc what it's called I don't eat the shit and someone else made itScalloped PotatoesGreen BeansRollsDeviled EggsBanana PuddingPossum Pie (it's a southern dessert, it's cream cheese and chocolate pudding topped with whipped cream on a pecan shortbread crust)Pineapple Cheesecake9 people will be attending.We have way too much food, especially since two of our guests decided to dip out at the last minute. I decided that I'm not ever hosting this stupid shit again.
>>17041623My family has Thanksgiving lunch. Then, we nibble on the leftovers the rest of the day as we play cards, reminisce, yell at the kids to stfu etc. Well, we used to. Then my dad murdered my mom so now, my brother, sister and I and our kids just kind of avoid each other for the holiday. I miss Thanksgiving.
>>17035985I'm thankful I have food and things to keep my mind occupied. Nature is very pretty. I'm thankful I get to see it.
Dinner was great, didn't want to be the weirdo taking pics of my food tho
>>17041632More or less, plus skimming scum as it forms. If you use a pressure cooker, there will be no skimming as scum doesn't really form in there for some reason.>>17041643>banana pudding>pineapple cheesecakeIs the pudding honest-to-God banana pudding or that nonsense with the vanilla pudding, Nilla Wafers and sliced nanners?As for the cheesecake, is the filling made with pineapple in it or is it just glazed with pineapple on top? My family go with the latter sort of cheesecake and I'm... not a fan.
>>17040628when I was making my rolls I was listening to the haves have naught by the dear hunter and then save my soul by big bad voodoo daddy.
Spatchcocked the turkey this year. 12 lbs at 325 not sure how long it should take
>>17041357it really depends on the homosexual in question
>>17040628I have my shit on shuffle.The last few songs that played that I remember wereSusie Q Sailaway by SelfMolasses Trip by Lederhosen LucilYou and I by Yoko OnoSome song I can't remember the name of by The Polyphonic Spree. I know it's from the second album.Witness by Roots Manuva just finished playing and Jigsaw Earth by The Disco Biscuits just started up. I'm old.>>17041668You may also be old.
>>17035985Happy Thanksgiving /ck/ love and goodwill to you all
what should I season my turkey with? I want it to taste like traditional turkey.
>>17041643We have 16 this year which is just insane
>>17041691Salt, pepper, onion powder, garlic powder, sage
>>17041691Look up poultry seasoning recipe, mix it with butter and rub it all over/under the skin
>>17041691salt, pepper, onion, celery, and garlic
>>17041692At that point, I wouldn't even make a turkey. I'd make reservations. Sixteen fucking people. FOHWTBS.
>>17041684I'm only 22.
>>17041699>butterHave you tried mayo instead? I was all about butter until, on a lark, I gave mayonnaise a try. I much prefer it now.
How many people are you guys gonna have Thanksgiving with this year? I'm having a total of 11 people come over this year.
>>17035985Very thankful for my wife. May have a dead end job and shit but she makes it worth it.Making Turkey, Stuffing, Corn Bread, Corn Pudding Casserole, Green Bean Casserole, and Pecan Pie.I wanted to try my hand in making cranberry sauce but no one was interested so I just skipped it.Always fun to cook the whole meal and have people over
I require easy baked chicken breasts!
>>17041722my dad is ultra npc and only wants immediate family over due to covid. we're all vaxxed btw.
R8 my pl8
>>17041732Roasted dick>can't unsee
>get him from work late on thanksgiving a few years ago>aunt cooked the turkey, she fixes me a plate in the microwave, tells me the meat is a little dry because she messed it up a little>I say “yeah haha it is a little dry but it’s still really good, thanks!”>she stares at me without blinking psychopathically while smiling and repeatedly noddingWhy do women who aren’t chefs hate when you criticize their cooking?
>>17041732Why is there a cooked D on your pl8 m8
>>17041512Could be better/10
Happy Thanksgiving ya filthy animals
>>17038905God what i would give if i could find a sorce of lions mane and chicken of the woods mushrooms
>>17036652Wet brined turkey tastes like shit
>>17041745Did you brush with egg or anything?
>>17041745did you jizz on those rolls?
The pecan pie and homemade whipped cream gave me diabetes
>>17041722Only 3 this year. Me my wife and my dad. It feels lonely and sad.
>>17039068Turned out pretty good! Happy Thanksgiving everyone!
>thanksgiving stickiedeuros btfo
>>17041739from what I understand, women are very passive aggressive with each other. So if you are saying that, then she thinks you are being passive aggressive to her and is taking it personally. Most guys don't do that so sometimes they just forget that only women are really passive aggressive to each other.
>>17041747Up in the poopshoot
Just got up and stuff guys. Happy Thanksgiving. What's everybody drinking today? I'm starting off with this
>>17041745I'd take one, they look fine anon good job.
She's going in wish me luck
>roasted turkey with overnight brine>bacon jalapeño cornbread stuffing>southern style mashed potatoes>roasted Brussels sprouts with diced baconnot pictured:>pumpkin pie with homemade whipped cream
>>17041796Evan Williams b.o.b. I haven't brought good shit over since I seen my uncle pour my wellers over diet coke
quick anons, if I brined my turkey should I butter it too? Under the skin? I brined it with allspice and pepper. I would it butter it like gordon with lemon and parsley garlic butter. pls opine asapThanks
>>17041796Jack Daniels Single barrel - barrel proof130.2 proof - despite the heat you get good strong flavor
>>17036024i went to walmart once to buy chips or something on a Thanksgiving evening and I had forgotten all about black Friday and I was very confused at the chaos in there at first.
>>17041829you are so nice
She's going in
oh god it's going to be super awkward when my family whom I haven't seen in years ask me about what I've been up to since I haven't had a job since july and I'm only taking college courses
>>17041845Tell them you've been spending a lot of time with cooking experts.
>>17041845Tell them the story of John Rambo but as if ur Rambo
>>17039000Hey guys, how do you think my bird turned out? I'm pretty happy with it. Yams in the oven, Mac boiling, got the roux started. Family over in about two hours. Dad passed last year so I've got him on the table with us. Love you guys, Happy Thanksgiving
What have I done
>>17041874Are you the lonely 30 year old Thanksgiving pizza maker? Looks pretty good honestly
>>17041873Looks very classic. Good job, anon. No sarcasm. Sorry for your loss, but I'm glad you've the rest of the family with whom to less the burden.>>17041874Well what the heck izzit?
>>17041874Youre a monster. Someone stop this man