You DO break your spaghetti in half, right?
>>16833917I break your mom like in broke buck mountain.
>>16833925So you fuck a dude in front of her? That's kinda gay bro
nope, I do it the authentic™ Italian way which is to cook one half the spaghetti longer than the other half
>>16833950Imagine being this retarded.
>>16833960t. dumb wop
Fuck off with your retarded add bait thread, you retarded ass retard.
>>16833917Do it to spite all the italians
>>16833917Only if the big pot is dirty and I'm too lazy to clean it.
>>16833917Yes saves energy.
>>16833917Impossible for two reasons: you will never get them to separate to 50% sized pieces, and there will always be a third piece shattering off at the break point.
>>16835831>Not laying your spaghetti out in a flat plane, perfectly aligned, and laser cutting them precisely down the middle shiggy diggy
Haha lmao the Italians haha good thread god this place is such a fucking shithole i want to die
>>16835968you could always just leave, right fren? :)
I put my spaghetti in the blender and then cook the noodles dust.
>>16833917I know it's a meme, but breaking it in half isn't far enough actually. If you cut the spaghetti into 2-inch pieces before cooking, it's way easier to eat.
>>16833917YesIt won't fit into the instant pot otherwise
>>16833917Yeah fits in the pot better and everything cooks the same amount of time. Italians are dumb and they haven't done anything since rome