Holy shit, they're actually real:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crisp_sandwich
Do bongs really?
This is the cooking equivalant of not having to look at the early life section anymore
>>16829806And they are fucking delishMonstermunch are best>>16829814Yes we fucking do. Stay jealous
>>16829806as an Texan i wouldn't be able to eat that without 2 slices of deli meat
>>16829806that needs 2 slice of kraft singles between each bread/chips layer
>>16829806Why don't we have this in America? I want to try it but I've never seen it on a menu.
>>16829842It just fucking chips between 2 slices of bread. Make it yourself.
>>16829830>only 2go back to commiefornia
>>16829847I can't cook
>>16829818Based. I like cheese and onion walkers on mine.
Imagine the crumbs
Americans are frightened and confused by crisp sandwich because they don't butter their sandwiches. Please note that crisp sandwiches have butter on them and are fucking delish. Wotsit sarnie in particular is beautiful cuisine.
>>16829806The only acceptable chips to make a sandwich out of.
>>16829806Imagine being a Bong claiming superiority over Americans and unironically having this for dinner.
>>16830365>don't butter their sandwichesAre you fucking serious?! The land of obese don't butter sandwiches? What universe is this?In other news, toast sandwiches are actually quite nice. I heard about the joke, but decided to give it ago and it was delicious. Pro tip, use different breads for the inner and outer.
>>16829814most of the world partakes in "chip sandwiches" my dude. not common but people have them occasionally here in Aus/NZ.
>>16829818>stay jealousOf what, you smothering white bread in butter and stuffing it with deep fried potatoes? You retards still eat like it's 1942
>>16830748Not just obese, but lazy.
>>16830445if my post gets dubs then this brand comes into my country's stores
i've done this when i was really bored
>>16829830Is that a Texan thing?
>>16829806I did this with habanero doritos and a little mayo (otherwise it was too dry)
From where I am we normally chuck crisps on our sandwiches, not just have crisps alone. That's fucking weird.
>>16829806>>16829814Yes. And it's fucking delicious too, a simple, perfect and filling snack in whatever flavour you feel like.
>>16829806Add a fresh tomato slice and some mayo and it wouldn't be half bad
>>16831853What is an example of a not fresh tomato slices?
>>16832128I don't know how it can be put any more clearly. A slice from a tomato that's not fresh.
>>16829806crispy buttys are actually p good
>>16829806For me, it's a thick spread of miraclewhip on both slices, one S of mustard, and a double-layer of Fritos in between.
>>16833675couple layers later
>>16833683had to flatten it a bit
>>16833690it was pretty gud
>>16830445Those aren't crunchy cheddar jalapeno, you should feel sad.
>>16829806you mean you don't watch the N1 youtube chef? https://youtu.be/FbPE8AtkkC8
>>16833690Should have unhinged your jaw instead for optimal crunch.
>>16833697>that missing windows keykek
>>16830365I prefer spread cheese, has the saltiness of butter, but without the added oiliness.>>16833683Never mixed flavours yet, did they not clash too much?
>>16831153it is 1942 anon. have you been dreaming again? quick, fetch a chicken for the pot before curfew starts.
>>16833697it's all so tiresome
>>16830502do you guys have grilled cheese for dinner?
>>16833697yada yada screencapperino me
>>16833697Godspeed to you, tower crisp sandwich anon
>>16833697any tips on keeping the KBM clean?
>>16829806I used to do this at work when we’d have extra hamburger buns and lays chips. Surprisingly tasty and interesting texture.
>>16829806I know a bit about cooking, and what you are supposed to do is have a CARB with a FAT and a PROTEIN. Now, bread is a CARB and chips are a CARB, so this is two CARBs which makes it a bad food item. The bread needs to be topped with a FAT and a PROTEIN.
You're going to want to add some Vegimite and Cream Cheese to that
>>16833697You're bleeding from your lip, dude.
>>16835907most likely thing to get wounded in this situation is his gum not his lip
>>16833660Not toasted? Broken toaster?
>>16835890That seems pretty weird and I'd sure give it a try.
>>16833697the canadian chip chadwich
>>16831693>>16829891Oops I meant 2 slices of deli meat in each sandwich. Who tf is gonna eat chips alone.
>>16830502It’s a snack. Nobody eats crisp butties for dinner. We don’t have the crippling poverty you enjoy in the USA.
>>16829919shitty white bread, butter, chips. if you can't make that then you need to actually kill yourself.
>>16831753i put smokey bbq sauce on mine
>>16831405Rolling so that anon gets hot cheetos in his shithole country
>>16833675NO BUTTER? anon its going to be so dry.
>>16833697nice hitchhikers thumb faggot
>>16835907dont forget this was all mushed into a hot sauce base
>>16834029>doesnt play games>is younger than 20>doesnt know im not defending anons choice in meal preparation, but be nice to yourself.
>>16833746These are disgusting. The only good cheetos are the xxtra flamin hot black label.