J U S T fuck my eggs up
>made in facility that processes egg
>>16823624>Distributed by California>Made in CanadaPhew.
>>16823624That ingredient list makes me worry. There's lots of stuff in there I don't like but CANOLA OIL THAT HIGH UP ON THE LIST? how much canola is in there?
>>16823624>>16823634>made from plantsvegans: "AH YES SO THIS IS EGGSCELLENT->made in facility that processes egg"NOW WAIT JUST A MOMENT YOU LITTLE SHIT"
>>16823645Does it matter, retard?The fake vegan egg is processed in a facility that processes real eggs.
im vegan and would never buy something like that.
...And Just Egg For All
>>16823624I don’t see what’s supposed to be upsetting. I’m fine with that; it means I’m not a schizo or faggot-in-denial.
>>16823645That's pretty much all it is, the rest is flavoring and color. Canola oil was already a decent no-other-choice substitute for egg before this company put lipstick on it for a ridiculous markup.
>>16823660How much cum do you swallow a day?
>>16823660>i'm veganstopped reading there
>Made from plantsCan Americans read?
just eat eggs you nigger tard
>>16823624>there are chemical sounding substances I've never hard of, so they must be dangerousjust eat the real thing if you don't want no food additives.
>>16823624that should be illegal. Fake maple syrup isn't allowed to call itself maple syrup. It's Log Cabin Original Flavor. Fake cheese isn't allowed to call itself cheese. It's Craft American Slices. Fake eggs shouldn't be allowed to call itself "Just Egg." It should be "Coop Snatcher Liquefied Breakfast."
>>16823753The issue is that processed vegan food is J U S T artificial ingredients, there's nothing "natural" about it.
>>16823678I don't eat anything that comes from animals, including humans.
>>16823785The product is a "plant based scramble". "Just Egg" is the brand, which is how they legally get away with lying to the consumer.
>>16823624Is she incapable of reading and applying simple logic to things in the real world?It literally says “‘Almaden from plants” on the goddamn bottle - even if it were real eggs, does she think manufacturers are allowed to just fill raw eggs in a container and sell that? There’s health guidelines they have to adhere to so they would need to add chemicals to make it more durable
>>16823713>Dude I just, I just fucking LOVE the science! Have you got your 3rd Fauci ouchie yet?
>>16823833>Didn't read my postThanks for proving my point, schizo.
>>16823823>muh lying to consumers The top of the label literally reads, in bold font, “Made from Plants”. Are you seriously saying you would buy that, thinking that it’s just a container of liquified egg?
>>16823713>>16823888>Can Americans read?Can Jews not be deceptive when trying to sell garbage?
>>16823833If they admit that chemical names are intimidating to consumers, why don't they use the more market friendly ingredient names? Because they don't exist.
>>16823833>replies to “can Americans read?” with inane schizo ramblingPlease shut the fuck up>>16823888I assure you, most of us Burgers are fully aware that “made from plants” signifies plants are that from which something has been made.
>>16823918Anon... it says sunflower oil on the front.Did you pass reading comprehension in middle school?
>>16823918Fuck i hate this in multivitamin juices that's why i only buy 100% juices nowIt's almost always 80% apple juice 10% orange juice and the rest is what's on the front of the bright shiny packaging>>16823943It's deceptive on purpose ya donut
>>16823904>>16823943The middle of the label, taking up most of the bottle and encircled in a thick black line reads:JUSTEGGHere's an artist's rendition of the fuckery they're pulling.
>>16823943Fuck off jew
>>16823918Literally how fucking retarded and illiterate are you?>front of label states oil is a blend>also lists sunflower oil & EVOO>ingredient list also shows blend of sunflower oil and EVOO>THOSE PESKY JEWS!!!
>>16823949Post tiny hat.
>>16823946So again, you’re saying you would personally purchase that and drink it?Because I honestly don’t believe you would.
>>16823949>>16823959Defend this product labelling. No pretending that consumer protection laws don't exist.
>>16823964What kind of pork would come in a spray bottle? That alone would make me skeptical. Are you alright anon?
>>16823819>not eating literally free proteinretard vegan mindset
>>16823972What kind of egg come in a bottle mr berg
>>16823950Wait, nobody ever told me I’d get a free hat for learning how to read. I’ve can’t believe I’ve been fucking cheated out of a free hat.
>>16823972Are you? Because you've been vouching this entire thread that companies should be allowed to wildly mislabel their products because "HURRR, CAN'T YOU READ????". Next up you'll be defending my right to sell "Fat-Free Brand Extra-Virgin Style Olive Oil Made From Real Goat Shit" because REEEEEEEEEAD.
Drink the kool aid kiddos https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFwaa8JH3Tk
>>16823651Fuck off redditfag I can smell your crotch wound through my screen
>>16823980You mean you didn't wear one for your talmud reading?
>>16823904You are being disingenuous. The predominant feature of the bottle is the giant box which says "Just Egg", and the color matches egg yolk. Obviously no one is going to buy the bottle convinced it is a bottle of raw egg. But walking through the supermarket aisle at a glance, that is absolutely intended to be the customer's knee jerk impression. If there were no intent to deceive, the predominant area of the packaging would say egg substitute or egg alternative.
>>16823980Greedy kike, couldn't resist free shit
>>16823964>pork with a fast-acting formula that is rain-proof two hours after spraying from battery powered nozzleAnon, anyone that stupid is someone society is better off without.
>>16823978You know eggs are liquid right?>>16823985I would because it says "Goat shit" right there on the label. I guess that's American education.
>Fuck off redditfag I can smell your crotch wound through my screen
>>16823819Soo youre pro life?
>>16823949Why is the sunflower oil text one shade off from the background color instead of the same orange color as the olive oil text?
>>16824012And you're a disingenuous fuckwit. This has been a waste of time. To think I though someone was actually defending criminal product mislabelling.
>>16824012>You know eggs are liquid right?Not when they come out of a chicken
>>16823946Bigot, just because it has a chemical sounding name like "sodium hypochlorite" doesn't mean it's bad for you.
>>16824012Its liquified pork rabbi. Perfectly kosher.
>>16823634On my bag of walnutsWalnutsIngredients: walnutsCONTAINS: walnutsMade in a facility that processes nuts
>>16823998How is that disingenuous?>glance across label>become intrigued; maybe I should try this>examine label more intently to gain additional info about product >decide whether or not to purchase product afterallIs that not what “shopping” is?I’m seriously not trying to be obtuse; do you not do that when you spot a product you’re unfamiliar with but think you may wish to try?
>>16824012Fixed your picture, shlomo. Now defend it.>100% VEGAN EGG WHITES™>MADE FROM EGG WHITES
>>16824072>This is really how Jews think
>>16824064>It's Healthy!>600mg of Sodium
>Eat whole box of Lucky Charms>buy lottery ticket>don’t win>sue maker of Lucky Charms for consumer fraudOnly in America.
>>16824104>when your posts are so indefensible you have to make up wacky strawmen and not reply to anyone
>>16824096>made in a facility that processes pigsBetter stock up gaylord
>>16823927They do but it takes going through the FDA so it takes longer.
>>16824064Why the hell does pasta need HFCS?
>>16824124because it tastes like dogshit because it's cheap garbage slop, so they need to add something so people can eat it
>>16824072>I’m seriously not trying to be obtuseWell, you may need to try harder.
>>16823945you've really ascended due to your ability to spot different text colors. no way the jew will get you now!
>>16824095>reading a label is jewish nowAnon plz. I don’t actually believe that you blindly buy random shit without looking at it.
>>16823624Watery mung bean and onion pancakes, sounds delicious. What the fuck is wrong with western vegans.
>>16824103even worse, that's for one serving. there are two servings in that can even though that is clearly the size of container most people would assume would contain one serving
>>16823938Insane schizo ramblings are the only appropriate response to "do Americans really???" shitposts.
>>16824164Your mom's American.
>>16824013Trannies seething. Ywnbaw
>>16824136So just to be clear, you’re saying that you don’t really look at the label before buying something you’ve never bought before?
>>16824158You wouldn't understand the concept of honesty rabbi
>>16824124Corn is heavily subsidized. If you can come up with any reason to add corn syrup, you might as well, since taxpayers are footing the bill.
>>16823678All of it.
>>16824203>Corn is heavily subsidized.For industrial purposes like machine oils and fuel.Corn syrup's prevalence has more to do with its properties making it very useful in large-scale manufacturing compared to other liquid sugars. It's stable at a variety of temperatures for long periods of time, can be pumped easily, mixes well without the need of extra emulsifiers, etc. Price of the product at that scale isn't too much of a problem compared to the price of the systems and maintenance.
>>16824179Jesus christ. Yes, well done, most people read things, very few people would be likely to buy that particular product thinking it's actually egg. You are very smart. Are you happy now you tedious cunt?
>>16824017Why does it matter?I mean, you were obviously able to read it.
>>16823949>EVOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOgo away phonefag
>>16824275It obviously does matter, otherwise they would have used the same color.
>>16824296Shouldn’t you be more worried about that tiny number sequence on the front next to the word “extra”?It has to mean something. But it clearly isn’t there for the consumer. So who is it meant for?
>>16824275it does matter despite you thinking it doesnt. labeling is key. there is an entire industry around misleading typography and you've probably fell for one already for today.
My wife's boyfriend always scoffs when he sees me pull out my Just Egg container from the fridge. I tell him there is no difference to a regular egg and it's more convenient, what's not to like? He laughs and goes back to my wife's room. I silently jerk off to the moans while sipping my delicious Just Egg product.
>>16824347Okay, I give up. Where’s the hidden deceit in that?Or is it just the obvious assumption that it isn’t “real” mayonnaise, and that ‘real’ is part of the product name as opposed to an indication of “realness”?
>>16824385It's actually a jar of vanilla pudding, but you have to READ the ingredient list to find that out.Fucking illiterate Americans.
>>16824385The mayonnaise is not actually made from 100% recycled plastic. If you check the fine print, it's the jar that's made of recycled plastic.
>>16823673What dimension do you live in where canola oil was ever a substitute for egg
>>16824465son of a BITCH!I’m calling my lawyer.
>>16823833why do i see canola instead of rape seed oil listed then smart ass
>>16824017Just don't have any sort of sight impairment bro>>16824028
>>16824487Because “canola” began as a Canadian “trade name” for their rapeseed oil (CANadian Oil, Low Acidity), and has since become become a standard term in North America to differentiate food-grade rapeseed oil meant for consumption from rapeseed oil meant for non-food industrial use.
>the EU develops a system to obfuscate the names of hundreds of food additives by referring to them using alphanumeric codes>HURRRR, CAN'T AMERICANS READ?This thread is hilarious.
>>16823634>mfw it's actually egg but vegans know no better
The egg brand doesn’t seem deceptive to me at all, specifically because it’s called “JUST” egg. That text makes me think it’s lying and check the label, only to realize they meant just like in morals and not in only.>>16823833This oil absolutely is deceptive and lying, though. They actively try to hide the text to let you know you wouldn’t be buying olive oil.
>>16823918>fictional landscape painting to trick people into thinking that nonexistent farm is where the olives are grown>1500ML listed as amount even though you’ll only get 1499 or so because of the oil that will be coating the inside of the bottle when it’s “empty”>ATTENTION: KEEP AWAY FROM LIGHT AND HEAT - literally forcing people via threat to live in darkness and freeze to death in their homes during winter This shit is criminally deceptive. >PRODUCT OF SPAINHoly shit it’s *always* those fucking Spaniards!
What's wrong with obese, diabetic, cancer riddle white people that refuse to eat natrual foods instead of overprocessed chemical lab experiments?
>>16824691what's wrong with you that every post you make is kvetching about yT?
>>16824072No, normal people don't stand in the aisle inspecting every piece of information on a product.
>>16823943>being intentionally deceitful is okfuck off back to your synagogue
>>16823637>made from plantsis this thing even genuine in any way?their just selling anything and calling it anything>pop some slop in a can and call it canned oreos
>>16823645the entire thing is canola mixed with OJ
>>16823918>sunflower oil in black>olive oil in gold hmm
>>16824234Then why is it pretty much only used in the US? Everyone else just uses sugar.
>>16825041>why is a crop that’s primarily grown in the US primarily used in the US?The US can grow a shit ton of corn. But not much of the land is suitable for sugar cane/beets. So use of a domestically grown product is cheaper than use of an imported product.
>>16824016>prolifeNo no, vegans are liberal so although they refuse to harm animals, they are perfectly fine with murdering human children
>>16825041>Everyone else just uses sugar.Not China.
>>16825208>So use of a domestically grown product is cheaper than use of an imported product.Actually the main reason is that corn is subsidized while sugar is taxed heavily.
>>16825041>>16825260No, he also got that part wrong like you did. The US produces most of its own corn and sugar crops (both beets and cane). Corn syrup is similar pricewise to other domestically-produced liquid sugars when purchased in commercial quantities in the US, but manufacturers prefer corn syrup for the practical reasons mentioned before.In other countries where they're forced to import liquid sugar due to lack of domestic sources, or in countries where the agricultural landscape is more conducive to sugar beets, corn syrup typically isn't chosen due to any variety of reasons such as tariffs, factory infrastructure, climate, etc.
Eating is one of the great pleasures in life, I don't know why anyone would deprive themselves of such greatness by going vegan unless they're obese or have some sort of health problems.
For me, it's malk
I don't understand. It's a bottle of pre-battered egg? How fucking lazy -
>>16825410Ow, my bones... Does it even have vitamin R?
>>16824008Society would be better off with honest marketing as well. Are you unironically defending shady practices?
>>16823946Mmm, I could go for a glass of milk with ChloroMax Technology right about now
>>16825410I prefer the authentic Bulgarian Miak.Trolls are kikes, by the way.
>>16823651tranny nigger fuck off
>>16823624>They're trying to poison all of usProbably, this stuff was immediately picked up by the largest (so probably the jews) catering service in the nation when it came out
>>16823964>battery powered pork with a new extended reach comfort wandWhat a time to be alive...
>>16823651You have to go back
J US TL MA O
>>16823624just wait until you find out that every person that consumes dihydrogen monoxide dies and its in EVERYTHING
>>16826056The word you tried (and failed) to use is "largesse", you fucking nigger.
>>16823833So ehy isnt it called just mung bean paste with othwr shit? Its a deceptive marketing name thats the of the original tweet.
>>16825041Japan and Korea uses corn syrup all the time. The stigma never really developed there
>>16823991>>16825895>>16826198>>16826491pretentious liars making assumptions, and with no sense of humor.
>>16823927Thats what red#40 is. Its like 30 chemicals names that they condensed into a dye name so they wouldnt have ingrediants lists like a phone book on anything with red coloring.Is it better or worse that way?
>>16823964>this anon pours a bunch of liquid chemical in a frying pan, tries to brown it and takes a bite
>search "just egg" on YouTube to see how it cooks>pic related is the first thing that pops up
>>16827268These people are beyond parody. At first it was funny, now it's tiring.
you people have truly lost your minds over the last 6 years
>>16824057>he doesn’t know about FDA Allergy laws
>>16823634>From the producers who saw Shrek
UJTS Eggs? The fuck are these?>Egg>Made from plantsSo false advertising.
why do vegans have to eat fake laboratory food substituteswhy can't they just eat a vegetable? do they not enjoy being vegan?
>>16823918olive oil in bold font, bright color vs. sunflower oil in black and more subtle font.... prime psychology in advertising
>>16823660Lmaoooooo what a massive fag
>>16827676They want to feel good about themselves but still want the taste of animal products.Those products are also used to try and sway meat eaters. It's the whole "see you can still have the taste without killing animals" bs.
I wonder what we have been consuming in millions of gallons that has led to millions dying of obesity and heart disease that we didn't consume 50 years ago in such quantities. HMMMMM what ever could it be? Could it be soda that's available at every restaurant, every fast food place and every supermarket in mass quantities? No! said the jewish government. It's the eggs, meat and milk goyim! The united states government actually wants you to believe that the same fat that comes out of breast milk and is naturally occurring in nature that has been consumed for the last 100+ years is what is causing heart disease and obesity.
>>16824057>a facility that processes nutssounds like your fat mom lmao
>>16823833Anti-intellectual /pol/ scum go back to your containment board
>>16828089You're tens of millions of times more likely to win the lottery than ever have an ethnostate, you might as well dedicate your life to that instead.
>>16824064>full serving of vegetables picture of a fruitamerican education in action again
>>16827227>>16823683>>16828029>>16827684enjoy your colon cancer fags
>>16828263and you will commit suicide before you're 30. who cares
>>16823624Who does this appeal to? People who dont read labels and will think this is just liquid eggs or the specific brand of vegans whose personality is based around being a vegan BUT still want to pretend to eat meat? Considering the small size of the "made from plants" font vs the J U S T E G G, I'm really not sure. Where is this sold? In the vegetarian/vegan section or next to liquid egg whites? My guess is the product itself is for the aforementioned soijack meme tier vegans who want to have "le epic breakfast of bacon and eggs, hold the animal cruelty. Wow I'm adulting so much right now" but the makers know that's a really limited, if lucrative, market, so they also are hoping to trick regular consumers into buying it.
surprised no one in this thread has commented on the fact the original tweet is from a woman
>>16823645As the years go by more and more riddled with fear that we're absolutely swimming in retards that aren't legally retarded because they've become the average in the middle percentile. I think the leading cause of suicide now is just having [what once was] average intelligence. You guys really make us depressed as shit
>>16823660Care to explain why
>>16828410half the board is women
>>16828431*half the board are trannies
>decide I don't wanna a fat piece of crap anymore>2 months ago, just stop eating anything processed, anything with corn syrup in it, and anything sold by a fast food vendor>drop 50 pounds in less than 2 weeks>actually check with the doctor to make sure I don't have cancer or something, since even they've never seen someone drop weight that fast>also constantly feel like I hate the antichristAnyone else know this feeling?
>>16828447>actually check with the doctor
>>16823624Vegans be like>Fresh non processed meat and eggs tried and tested for millenia to be healthy and nutritous*crickets*>Unnatural processed garbage full of synthetic carcinogenic chemicals that poison your body just to achieve a poor proxy for a natural animal based food*Rapturous applause and celebration for the benevolence of their corporate masters*
>>16828513You don't know anything about an chemicals. You donct know what causes cancer you just see something you can't read and say pretend you aren't retarded
>>16828634Just because you're horrendously ignorant, doesn't mean everyone else is.
>>16828634I don't think its retarded to consider fresh whole foods healthier than processed food full of stabilisers and preservatives, these addities have some detrimental effects like causing inflamation in your body and producing free radicals in your blood.Not to mention they normally put a ton of salt and/or sugar into vegan fake food to make it pallateable.
>>16828666"You're horrendously ignorant, also soy is poison, check these trips"not today Satan
>>16828410We're not sexist you faggot
>>16827254Red#40 makes your poop red
>>16823645It's the fourth ingredient and only above a huge list of shit that are cumulatively less than 2%.
>>16828718Didn't this guy, surprising nobody, turn out to be a pederast?
>>16828693Keep helping the world realise we're swimming in stupid
>>16828772Unreasonable response without any refutation you rude cunt.
>>16828426>I think the leading cause of suicide now is just having [what once was] average intelligence.huh?
>>16828738His little tiktok career came to a sudden stop when kids started pointing out he was grooming them, yeah.
>>16827162Reddit tranny faggot who's "humour" is as bland and tasteless as their shitty cooking
>>16824104what is your point here? that you're retarded?
>>16829146>faggot who communicates and emotes like a trans abomination
>>16823624It tastes fine as mayonnaise. They were on Bizarre Foods almost 10 years ago.
>>16824057I'd be worried if it didn't say that.
>>16823833Fucking calling it "just egg" and then having it contain no eggs is pretty deceiptful.
>>16830306in yurop, doing that would be illegal. normally I think it's stupid that soy milk or oat milk or whatever needs to be labeled as "soy drink" or "oat drink" etc, but here it would actually make sense.nobody in their right mind would expect soy milk to come from a cow, but "just egg" is scummy as fuck.
>>16828356>>16828971>anyone who disagrees with my dietary preferences is transgender
>>16824057You may find it silly now, but it won't be long until they are selling Delicious Walnuts™ (contains no walnuts).
>>16823624>Egg not first listed ingredient Oh god
>>16828263does chicken taste better when its ten years old?
>>16823918are oil blends like this good for something?
>>16825410This shit is actually incredibly good and I'm still mad that the store I used to get it from stopped carrying it. You know how normal non-dairy "milks" are basically just flavored water? Not this shit, it was pureed almonds. The ingredients were something like water, almonds, salt. Like 250 calories per cup. It was great.
>>16828718>>16828738Respecting women does often make it easier to bang their children
>Plant based eggsWhat's wrong with regular eggs? I thought they were pretty healthy.
>>16830825Ordinary people can acquire chickens and thus have their own supply of eggs, that's the problem.
>>16828089Sugar is terrible for you and all but vegetable oils are what's really killing people. Candy was all over the place 50 years ago.
>>16828887i think he is trying to say that the overwhelming majority of people are so stupid they make slightly smarter people want to kill themselves to not have to watch the retardation or something like that
>>16827676the only purpose of fake egg and fake meat is so they can gloat and feel superior to normal people>heh, i get to eat all the same tasty food that you eat, except i do it ETHICALLY and MORALLY unlike you murderous killers!
>all of uslmao no
>>16827268This guy is unbearable. His whole schtick is making vegan-ified normal food. I'm all for vegan food, whatever, but why go through so much effort just to make something that tastes nowhere as good as the real thing?
The fuck is this shit? Plant based eggs? I am in pain, I am in so much pain.
>>16828263imagine spending your whole life making dry beans, potatoes and roasted vegetables. Vegans can't comprehend how much flavour value is in fat.
>>16823651i hope you will get aids
>>16823660Just curious, if you owned the chickens and cared for them and maybe even gave them some dorky names like Amelia Egghart or Princess Laya and loved them 'til the end of their wonderful lives, would you eat their eggs?I was talking to some vegan friends of mine and they just have no idea how many eggs a regular ol' chicken can poop out on a regular basis.
>>16832327>on a cooking board >complains about cooking 4chan
>>16824124Because it's cheap and kids will anything if it's sweet, literally childhood addiction trawling
I fucked this girl in high school and she was a freak. She’s some kind of trad mom now. Makes me laugh every time her egg post pops up here
>>16832553Does it trigger your tranny brain to see the true beauty of a woman fulfilling the role she was meant to? Stop making up lies. Now.
>>16833041Yes, you are.
>>16832327>why go through so much effort just to make something that tastes nowhere as good as the real thing?because it gets him views on youtube
>>16828026not just psychology but it targets the elderly and disabled. black on green is not easy to read if you have vision issues
>>16828373wtf is growing on his face?
Imagine not wanting to use regular eggs. Yikes
>>16832879>plant phytoestrogens can lower estrogen levels>discord tranny posts chink propaganda to pretend soy is badYeah
>>16833534Depends what plants. Flaxseed for example is worse than soy
>>16823624I mean what is this bitch expecting from a plant-based egg substituteDoes she think that there are farmers who are going to harvest the eggs from the egg tree, juice them, and put the resulting nectar into a bottle? No, they're gonna mash a bunch of random bullshit together until it has a very rough equivalent to the texture of egg, and somewhere in the general vicinity of the flavour of an egg (though no doubt vastly worse) and then flog it to morons who believe that all of that industrial processing is somehow better for the environment and more ethical than just buying a box of fucking free range eggs.Seriously. Free range eggs. No chicken suffering involved.>b-but they are kept in pens still!They're chickens, they literally do not have a concept of quality of life. That's no reason to actively hurt them, but as long as they can do what chickens do, i.e. bumble around a field and peck at the ground until they fucking die, then that is the end of my ethical issues with the production of eggs.
>>16828263>Natural life span if they never existed because humans abandon animal husbandry: ???
>>16823651Post your gay youtube comment somewhere else, you soyfaced cuck
Fake food for a fake person
>>16832879soy you idiotback to /v/
>>16825211Not all vegans are liberal
>In the US the FDA allows 750 million pus cells in every litre of milk. >In Europe, regulators allow 400 million pus cells per litre. >In Australia there is no limit on how much pus is allowable.Do DairyFairies really...?
>>16826212Fuck off Reddit fag
>>16828205look bro everyone got over the fucking tomato fruit crap 20 years agoonly the most tediously pedantic faggots in the world actually think tomato is a fruit. when people say it's a vegetable, they're talking about its food class, not its geneology you literal fucking faggot. guess what?? peanuts are legumes, but anyone who has a big huff and a puff about someone grouping them with nuts will literally be skinned alive and refried like a fucking bean. because they ARE nuts, you got it you pathetic excuse for a peptide?
>>16823624Vegans existing make this board angry. What have they done to you apart from not supporting the vile animal product industry? Does this board not care for animal suffering and environmental causes?
>>16834127Like trannies, vegans are in denial of their true nature.
>>16834127If only it were that easy. Unfortunately it's more like the south park prius episode.
>>16834140We are mainly made to subsist on plant matter, otherwise we would have a shorter intestine. Ironic.>>16834141Or is that what you choose to believe because others said so?
>>16823673Brb, making canola oil omelet
>>16834150bruh we're much like dogsdogs can and will eat all sorts of plant foods but it's not their natural diet and it's why they generally age so poorly and die young riddled with cancertypical lifespan for a lab is 11-12 years, yet my family feeds ours almost entirely meat after the pet put him on an elimination diet after removing an enormous tumor and now he happily hops around at nearly 15 years old and hardly any gray hairsad to think how many people and dogs have died prematurely, suffering through their last quarter of their short lives due to the shitty processed plant cereals and oils that get stuff down their throats
>>16834189You instantly reduce the quality of your post from "bruh" at the start.Wolves naturally eat 20 to 30 percent plants and no analogical evidence of feeding your possibly real possibly not dog will change that.And dogs are very far removed on the animal tree, I do not see why you would not use chimpanzees for instance our closest living relatives.
>>16823673>still eating seed oils in 2021 even when recent scientific literature has exposed Ancel Keys for the fraud he isngmi
>>16834301chimps eat meat
eggs are 76% water, 12% protein and 9% fat. the ingredients list for that egg substitute are, in descending order: water, protein and fat. the product is explicitly designed to be as similar as possible to an egg in terms of nutritional content, without involving any animal products.always check basic nutrition facts before you freak out.
>>16823645Canola legit makes me sick as a dog whenever i consume it.I throw it up most of the time.
>>16823678Hopefully a lot.At least cum has some nutrition in it.
>>16834362Wrong.Egg's have essential vitamins, minerals and fatty acid's in them.
>>16834550Why are you chugging straight canola oil...
>>16824064>an entire third of the carbohydrate content is fucking sugar
>>16828634>"n-no, you're stupid">post full of spelling errors>jumping to the defense of an opinion only held by stupid people and contrariansDunning-Kruger moment
>>16834127Instead of eschewing factory-farmed products by supporting ethical animal-rearing and buying meat from local farms' scheduled kills, free-range eggs, local honey, and grass-fed milk, they support the same exact massive corporate tortureocracy by buying reconstituted Vegan Product(TM) made from soil-raping petrochemically fertilized genecracked subsidy crops by the very same umbrella corporations. It's not supporting causes, it's pretending to be virtuous while actively contributing to the problem.
>>16830736That day is already herehttps://youtu.be/7BTi5LFcelY?t=5
Why don't real eggs come in bottles?
>>16834566So do the ingredients of this products
>>16835005They do, anon. They do.
>>16834101I've been here longer than you've been born little boy
>>16835005 they do, but they're shit
>>16825211>they are perfectly fine with murdering human childrenso are you with all that cum you swallow
>>16830786Getting colon cancer
>>16834127Half of the people who whine about vegans here are obese redditor line cooks who worship annoying celebrity chefs, the other half are eternally assblasted tradcel homestead schizos who eat raw meat and think the jews created veganism to make people gay. It's mostly banter but these aren't serious people anyway.
>>16828134>"Anti-intellectual /pol/ scum go back to your containment board"
>>16823651Die normalfag die
>>16834550Stop eating seed oils
>>16834613Yeah this. Factory farmed animals are despicable, but so is mass produced canola, soy, and palm oil. You can get a sustainably farmed steak from a local cow that was pasture raised and had an excellent life before being painlessly killed, you'd be very hard pressed to find a vegan imitation meat that isn't a horrific monstrosity of mass-farmed seed oils and overprocessed plant proteins. Not to say you can't have good vegan meals too, but most vegan food is barely better than the meat they lord over, morally or health wise.
>>16823634Wow, isn't this great
>>16823660>>16823651>>16823645All of the hate these posts are getting are from hardcore shills projecting their own insecurities and are reddit invaders,
>>16836554the vast majority of beef are mostly pasture (grass) fed even with factory farms. cattle eat A LOT and it's a hell of a lot cheaper to let them roam around eating grass then to feed hay and grains constantly. of course areas that don't have any grass during winter are still forced to use hay.honestly the bigger problem is the widespread use of antibiotics and growth hormones. of course antibiotics are sometimes needed but many farms use routinely use them to prevent infections ever happening rather then simply treating them if they happen. sad fact is it's cheaper to pump cattle full of medicine then to risk losing a couple
>buying anything with a labelngmi
>>16836947That's a lie. The majority of factory farms are space-limited and feed their cattle with state-subsidized corn. 'Grass-fed' wouldn't be a marketable quality otherwise.
>>16834301Chimps are not even vaguely close to humans in terms of digestion or diet. You’re more than welcome to hang out in trees and spend 13 hours a day foraging for greens and see how well you fare. In fact I encourage you to do so, it means you’ll die sooner and we can all listen to you for less time.
>>16836249Tradcel homestead schizos live lives of a general quality so much higher than your own and in a paradigm so fundamentally distinct from what you consider 'good' that explaining to you how and why this is the case is probably literally impossible.
>>16836947Yeah corn silage is way cheaper to feed them. I grew up next to a massive slaughter house and those streaming piles of silage smelt worse than the cows, and every once in a while they would just kinda spontaneously explode or catch on fire
>>16834357Chimps eat meat in smaller amounts than wolves eat plants.>>16837205They are some of the closest in the animal kingdom I reckon although that does enclose a lot of differences. I was mainly referring to his point about wolves being adapted for meat only supposedly and comparing them to humans.
>>16834613That sounds fantastic oh wait cattle are some of the most inefficient food processers in agriculture and require vast amounts of resources to maintain compared to what crop could require for the same calories. If you wanted to purely go "grass fed pure local grown.tm" with current consumption levels you would likely have to have another planet Earth as there is simply not enough land. You wonder why the Amazon is declining at such a fast rate? 91% of land deforested since 1970 had been converted to cattle ranching. And its still not enough.And cows are not in the slightest environmentally friendly, often causing desertification and loss of vegetation wherever they tread along with massive water requirements and this is exacerbated where bovines are not native, look up the polluting effects of cow dung in Australia. This is not mentioning the vast resources used up for to sustain cows currently. You wonder why the corn industry is so massive? And this is excluding the conditions cows have to face on a huge number of farms. I'm not even going to complain about le cow farts.
>>16837522I would be perfectly content if 100 morally and intellectually empty city-dwelling people had to die so as to enable me to eat meat sustainably. The way you have framed your disagreement with my suggestion suggests that you are among that one hundred.
>>16838423See? No argument.
>>16823664Kek, Metallica bro.
>>16836885kys faggot kike
>>16839089My "argument" is that I understand the ecological ramifications of cattle-rearing, and would rather substantially reduce the human population (reduction incl. you) to retain my luxuries than delusionally insist that since resource scarcity means not everyone can have them, no one should.
>naturally occurring eggs?>no, no, you need to eat HFCS and industrial seed oil!
>>16827162It wasn't funny though
>>16823624Remember back in the 90's where people hated foods with tons of artificial ingredients?
>>16834150You're not 'made' to do anything. Any strategy that works and gets more nutrients is good and is passed on. Humans thrived when they began hunting large prey on routine. Every animal on this planet suffers. It's fine. Your moralizing is more unnatural than any human's diet.
>>16824124For the sauce. Jersey Italians add sugar to their marinara, so HFCS is just the factory equivalent.
>>16823657What would that have to do with anything? This isn't sold to people allergic to eggs, it's sold to vegans.
>>16834127I think it's just a generic bogeyman which newfags learn to react to with anger so they can fit in. It used to be vegetarians a few years ago, but they're normal now.
>>16823624Reminder that humans are omnivores (with the exception of some gluten and lactose products)
>>16836249Homesteader here: I don't eat raw meat. And I don't think veganism makes people gay. This website already does a plenty good job of that without a drop of soy.
>>16824013A hearty YWNBAW to you, my dear retard who thinks (You) deprivation actually works on other people.
>>16834127muh environment is a spook when it comes to livestock industry. carbon cycle is a closed system and all biomass is part of it, including livestock.the only way livestock could actually contribute to net total atmospheric co2 is if your animals eat coal and drink petrol lol
>>16828263>natural lifespan >if kept as a domestic animal, sheltered from predators/inclement of weather and disease via veterinarian careDid you feel smart posting this?