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what is the best food that only exists in germany?
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>>16698505
Pork.
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Fritz Kola is kino. Worlds better than the piss "cola" anglos drink
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Schweinshaxe
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For me, it's Labskaus, the ultimare sloppa
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Für mich ist es der McChicken. Das beste Fastfood-Sandwich. Ich frage sogar nach zusätzlichen McChicken-Sauce-Paketen und das Personal ist so freundlich und mehr als bereit, dem zu entsprechen.

Einmal fragte ich nach McChicken-Sauce-Paketen und sie gaben mir drei. Ich sagte: "Wow, drei gratis!" und die nette freundliche McDonald's-Mitarbeiterin lachte und sagte: "Ich rufe Sie 3 umsonst an!".

Jetzt grüßt mich das Personal mit "Hey es ist 3 umsonst!" und gib mir IMMER drei Päckchen. Es ist so eine lustige und coole Atmosphäre in meinem lokalen McDonald's Restaurant, ich gehe dort mindestens 3 Mal die Woche zum Mittagessen und einen großen Eiskaffee mit Milch statt Sahne, 1-2 Mal zum Frühstück am Wochenende und vielleicht einmal zum Abendessen wenn ich es eilig habe, aber eine großartige Mahlzeit möchte, die erschwinglich und schnell ist und meinen täglichen Nährstoffbedarf decken kann.

Ich tauche sogar meine Pommes in McChicken-Sauce, es ist köstlich! Was für ein tolles Restaurant.
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>>16698505
German sausages.
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>>16698505
maybe currywurst
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Pickled cheese.
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>>16698515
Yeah except by now 1/3 of Germany won't eat it
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>>16698904
Schneider's Speisen und Samen
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>>16698937
Karls Oral- und Geschlechtsverkehr
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>>16698505
A good Schweinshaxe or Spießbraten are heavenly.
Mett- and fischbrötchen with a glass of white wine are great during a Marktfrühstück.
Spreewaldgurken are THE german pickle (even though I personally prefer french cornichons).
Handkäs' mit Musik is not for everyone, but I like it. Flammkuchen can rival pizza while being infinitely easier to make.
A good Bauernbrot with Sauerteig and salted Schmalz is also amazing. Holunderpfannkuchen and Appelpfannkuchen are both great, pretty sure they exist outside of germany though.
Baumkuchen is amazing.
Currywurst can scratch that "i want something fast, to go and to enjoy it" itch, but that may just be nostalgia.
A döner is a great fast food choice.
Käsespätzle might have the highest effort/reward ratio of all foods.
A spaghettieis is great for kids.
Glühwein in the winter is a must.
Sauerkraut, Rotkraut and Spargel are great sides, as are Bratkartoffeln.
I think Mett is hardest to get outside of germany (because sanitary requirements are high in germany to the point where if you did the same in other countries the resulting product wouldnt be food safe anymore) and the most "weird" german food. But if we say "best" and "only in germany" then a bavarian Schweinshaxe with a Bretzel (with lye, not that eggwash shit and not that baked baking soda) and a cold beer probably. I personally prefer a Spießbraten, but that's for nostalgic reasons.
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>>16699040
This fucker. A boiled pig shank. and you are expected to eat one per person.
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>>16699133
I made one as a char siu a while ago. worked well.
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Sauerbraten
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>>16699175
>wurstpappe and bread roll
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>>16699184
>calling a Brötchen a bread roll when you know what Wurstpappe is
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prime german boypussy
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there is no food that "only exists" in one place
you fucking retard
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>>16699175
Where's the mustard? Can't have Bratwurst without Löwensenf.
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>>16698519
don't forget freeway cola, the greatest beverage in the world
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>>16699133
This shit is like 65% bone and costs more than most other cuts of pork by weight now. I've started making my split pea soup with porkbelly as a base because it's cheaper.
I'm goddamn mad about it.
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boiled asparagus with boiled potatoes and ham
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>>16699228
I prefer the flavour of belly anyways, but for split pea soup, idk. the ham hock is more neutral than the belly. How do you like it?

And what are you paying for a hock where you are from? I bought two duroc cotelettes yesterday and it was only 8 a piece for about 200 - 250 grams per.

In germany pork is mega cheap, even if you get heritage breeds and go to the butcher.
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>>16699201
aka Burschenmuschi
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>>16699235
White asparagus like god intended
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>>16698916
I've had currywurst here in the States; it was pretty good.
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>>16699258
Maybe if your God lived in a cave. I hated being a teenager prepping asparagus to make white asparagus. All we did was cover the spears with dirt and make sure they never peaked out of the soil before picking. White asparagus is just normal asparagus without sunlight
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>>16698505
kebab
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>>16699642
based
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Hail the mighty Grünkohl with Pinkel and Kassler. Amazing stuff.
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>>16699138
that looks tasty as hell
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Ich hab bis jetzt, schon so zirka 50 Big Tastys insgesamt gegessen, und immer waren sie warm und lecker, und Heute, hab ich den ersten Big Tasty gehabt, der Käse war schon außen an der Verpackung festgeschmolzen, dass heißt das Teil liegt da hinten schon zwanzig Minuten und der Big Tasty hat nichts mehr mit einem Big tasty zu tun gehabt, bis auf das Aussehen.
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>>16700283
Was ist eigentlich der mieseste Job den es gibt?

Mein Vorschlag: Grillwalker.
Du musst 20 Kilo glühendes Blech auf dem Buckel und vor der Plauze tragen, während Du fühlst, wie sich deine Bandscheiben reihenweise ins Altersheim verabschieden und Deine Nackenmuskulatur zu Granit wird.

Dabei züngelt Dir der Fettgeruch von Thüringern um die Nüstern. Es sind keine guten Thüringer, sondern Glutamat getränkte Fleischabfälle, die Du für 1 Euro an das Passantenpack verscheuern musst.

Der ranzige Gestank geht nie wieder ab, auch nach dem Duschen nicht, weswegen Du keinen Schlag bei den Damen hast. Die riechen Deinen Job nämlich zehn Meilen gegen den Wind und wollen nichts mit solch einer armen Wurst zu tun haben.

Während Du am Alex herumstehst, stinkend, schwitzend, schmerzend, denkst Du darüber nach, was Du mit Deinem Schichtlohn von 50 Euro nachher wohl Schönes machen könntest. Dann fallen Dir die ganzen Rechnungen ein und die Antwort gleich dazu: Nichts. Ende des Monats wirst Du Dich wieder von übrig gebliebenen, pechschwarzen Krakauer Käsekrachern ernähren müssen, weil das Geld vorne und hinten nicht reicht.

Du siehst die Passanten, sie grinsen, mitleidig. Du bist die ärmste Wurst in Mitte, und alle wissen es, alle sehen es. Ein Blitz. Das war jetzt der zehnte oder zwanzigste Tourist, der Dich heute fotografiert hat ...
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>>16700283
anyone have the english version of this? ive been looking for it forever
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>>16698921
Wait, you can... pickle cheese!?!
This is a game-changer!
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sausage and pretzels
i eat this all the time
even though i'm polish but my last name is german
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>>16700502
Come home, Volksdeutscher.
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>>16699228
What retarded place do you live?

I'm guessing USA, you complain how things that are supposed to be super cheap like liver, cabbage and lamb are so expensive.
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>>16698505
too bad they only have the pussy version without methamphetamines now
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>>16698924
Why are 2/3 intolerant towards Islam?
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>>16699021
Onkel Addis Ofenkanake.
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Das deutsche Essen an das ich mich erinnern kann, als ich als Kind in Stuttgart aufwuchs

>rohes Schweinehack
>Schweinekopfsülze
>Räucheraal
>Spitzbein
>eingelegter Hering mit Zwiebeln
>Blutwurtst
>Krapfen mit Senffüllung
>das eine Mal: Saumagen

Amerikaner haben keine Ahnung wie schlimm es wirklich ist. Niemand in Deutschland weiß was zum Teufel Schnitzel oder Bratkartoffeln sind. Deutsches Essen ist widerlich. Wirklich die schlimmsten Teile des Tieres das man essen kann. Macht Sinn, da Krauts die Rasse Mensch ist die am ehesten an Tiere rankommt. Sie machen ekelhafte Geräusche wenn sie essen, schlürfen alles, Männer auf den Straßen stülpen ihre Unterhemden über ihre verschwitzten Bäuche während sie lachen und mit vollem Mund kauen. Ich meine was für ein Idiot hat entschieden dass Mettigel eine gute Speise für Geburtstage ist. Briten die Toast-Sandwich essen ernähren sich besser als der Durchschnittsdeutsche.
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>>16699159
Got damn that looks good
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>>16702239
Friss halt deine Burger und bleib in den Staaten, keiner will dich hier
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>>16698505
But the word for toilet is Toiletten. This joke is not accurate and is not making a funny point.
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>>16699218
I fucking love freeway. One of the cheapest brands too.
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>>16701927
Scho-ka-kola never contained meth. That was Panzerschokolade.
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>>16702346
Is just american "humour", move on
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>>16701927
>>16702339
It's a shame it's so overpriced here in my country. The dark one taste really great.
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Lentils with spaetzle 10/10
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>>16702336
>er erkennt keine übersetzten Pasteten
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>>16702397
I've never had it really. does it actually taste like cola?
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>>16702618
No, it just refers to the caffeine they are infused with. They are honestly not that special and definitely not worth the price. People just have reverence for them because they were issued to soldiers, same with americans and Hershey's.
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>>16702346
it's not too far fetched
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>>16702346
true, but toilet is also colloquially called "scheißhaus" literally translating to shitting house or shitting building which is almost as ridicilous as poopenfarten
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>>16702882
or just shithouse
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>>16702882
>which is almost as ridicilous as poopenfarten
Why is that ridiculous when its completely normal to say shithouse in English?
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>>16698505
Blonde German pussy
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I honestly used to like Germans until I read this thread.
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>>16702939
because english isn't known for its prevalence of ridiculous compound words.
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>>16698904
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>>16702981
Now you love us.
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>>16702983
So scheißhouse is weird but shithouse is not, even though they mean exactly the same
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>>16699218
ok forsen
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>>16698505
Fleischsalad
or perhaps Met (ground pork in the shape of a hedgehog)
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>>16702061
Opa Uwe's Dinkel und ______
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>>16698505
nothing better than some grünkohl on a rainy sunday. Drink a Dithmarscher beer with it and you're in heaven
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>>16698505
Apfelschorle, Krakauer, Käsekrakauer, Thüringer Klöße, Schweinshaxe, Eisbein, Currywurst
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>>16699159
Based
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>>16698505
I am going to spell this wrong, but "spice cookie" auf Deutsch is Pfefferkuckenpoopen
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>>16698505
>Hi, how are yuh?
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>>16699235
>>16703643
do germans really eat unflavored boiled potatoes?
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>>16703873
they usually have some butter or salt + Pepper on them, but even without the butter, as long as they are good potatoes, they taste just fine plain
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>>16703873
Yes, but you usually serve your food with a sauce.
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>>16703873
See >>16703886 >>16703924

This is a common thing in some parts of western and eastern Europe. Russians tend to eat boiled potatoes with butter, salt and dill for example.
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>>16703873
Wtf do you mean by "unflavoured boiled potatoes"? That's how they're cooked.
Do you also call any pasta that isn't mac&cheese "unflavoured boiled noodles"?
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>>16704180
Don't get him started on rice!
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>>16703873
In the USA, a basic baked potato is just a potato with some butter or sour cream. I'm pretty sure most countries eat plain potatoes in some form.
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>>16698505
its called "Scheißhaus".
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>>16698904
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>>16703021
Except no one says shithouse and everyone says scheißhouse
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>>16702346
hi fritz
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>>16704745
So is your mom's bedroom hey ohhh
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>>16698904
sicher
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>>16698505
Jewish propaganda
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>>16700483
It's the best, Anon. Super salty and chewy.
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For me, its Club-Mate.
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>>16702239
Somehow I instantly knew what this was before running it through translate
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Toast Hawaii
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>>16705216
In Australia we say shithouse all the time
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>>16698551
It’s an Estonian staple.
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>>16698505
So many types of bread i couldn't list them all. Germany has the best bread in the world
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>>16705169
hi yhwh
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>>16706836
Yesm but not to reference toilets. More to reference a house that looks like shit, or a large, strongly built man as being "built like a brick shithouse"

Usually we just say dunny, bog, or shitter.
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>>16702397
Varusteleka.com in Finland stocks schokakola and ships it almost everywhere. They're your best bet to get some at a price that isn't too extreme.



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