TODAY I AM BECOME IMMORTAL
>>16696721>JamBut what about jelly?
>>16696721>written by Christine SismondoWow, what a legitimate source. Thanks for this OP!
>>16696723Jelly is -0:30, jam is +0:30
>>16696721If I eat two PB&Js for breakfast, and one hot dog for lunch, does that mean I live six minutes longer?
>>16696757>written by Lauren M. Johnson, CNNWow, this thread is just a treasure trove! Thanks guys, for this legit information
>>16696726>>16696806>actually reading after "study says"You have no right to be this sarcastic.
>sugar-laden processed white bread>sugar-laden processed peanut butter>sugar-laden processed "fruit" jellyThe sugar industry surely wouldn't lie to us and send the nation's health into a death spiral AGAIN, would they?
>>16696721>eat a PB&J sandwich>gain 30 minutes>eat a hotdog>lose 36 minutes>net loss of 6 minutes
>>16697140just control your ratio bros
>>16696757Okay bitch, now what?
>>16696721So for every hot dog I should have 1 PB&J sandwich to balance it out. Sounds good.
>>16696721You would have to be an absolute moron to believe that
>>16696721I'd argue as a 25 year old man if I were to either A) stop eating food Or B) eat PB&J sandwiches Each one extends my life for a minimum of 24 hours but I don't think my body will start to shutdown until 72 hours. So each sandwich extends my life 72 hours.
>>16696721>breadlive longer with dementia
idk, 48 PBJs a day is going to be a lot. Maybe I don't have the guts to live forever.
I make my own jam with home-grown lemon peppers and blackberries / grapes (blueberries if the birds would fuck off). Certo and Sugar In The Raw being the only store-bought ingredients.Will this increase the health benefits?
>>16698364You put peppers in your jam? Why?
>>16696736>-0:30>+0.30Jesus Christ way to butcher those fucking numbers and make it look hideous. let me guess, you're some shade of brown?
>>16698384>he hasn't discovered the cold cut + jam + jalapeno + blue cheese combobaka
>>16696721How many minutes do uncrustables add? This is important
>>16696721>Eat 48 PBJs a day>Never dieI can manage
>>16697278Catholics call it Purgatory
>>16698384It's quite literally awesome, especially peppers that have a subtle taste difference from the norm such as lemon peppers or sugar rush peach peppers.Hot pepper jelly with a bit of cream cheese on a cracker is goodly, also >>16698394
>>16696721>sugary jam>white bread>doubt
If I smoke and eat hot dogs fast enough, I can travel back through time!
>>16697278just how HIGH do you even have to BE just to DO something like that.........