>Why no one ever touch the ambrosia salad at the function?
>>16454202twould be more based if it was just marsh, oranges, and fluffy stuff
>>16454202Do americans really?
>>16454214u cant even name the ingredients you stupid bich
>>16454218It's a fruit salad with marshmallows?
>canned fruit, marshmallows and whipped cream>the audacity of calling it a "salad"Why
>>16454218cool whip thisreddi whip thattopped with kraft that
>>16454202>recipes kept alive by 80 year old grandmasthat and green jello salad
>>16454230Yeah, it's a soup
>not green with pistachio pudding>no walnutsWould not eat OP's ambrosia salad
The only one who wants ambrosia is dad
>>16454230But anon, it’s not called a salad
>>16454463no but this is >:D
This actually looks good
>>16454230because in america eating a vegetable is seen as a form of punishment to be endured under medical supervision. punishment is something only god has the right to inflict, and god only punishes sinners. so if you eat a salad that is basically the same as choosing the deviant homosexual lifestyleI wish I was making this up
>>16454502that looks like Lily Rader.Would love to be her toilet
>>16454502Let me give you the recipe for actual salad my family eats:. iceberg lettuce. sliced onion. diced tomatos. olives (optional). season with olive oil, salt and vinegar to taste
>>16454506I hope that's malt vinegar anon
>>16454505looks like her dad beat you to itthere is nothing more cucked than having a daughter, unless you take matters into your own hands
>>16454507either regular wine vinegar or modena vinegar
>>16454202In general at a party buffet, salads are eaten last because they're annoying to eat
>>16454511fair enough. it's all good stuff i just have a soft spot for malt is all :d
>>16454515Try both, see what you prefer.
>>16454202The texture of slimy soft stuff like this makes me gag. Can’t eat bananas or avocados either
>>16454520>>16454515a yoga practicing woman recommended me aple vinegar as the only healthy vinegar, haven't tried it ever
>>16454510women are all shit, but when they're hot, they're good for fucking
>>16454230>whipped creamwhat the fuck ambrosia have you been eating
Can it be considered ambrosia if I make it with a cream cheese sauce, fresh fruits, walnuts, and no marshmallows?
>>16454581>cheese with fruitThis is both extremely american and absolutely vile
>>16454202Because it's mostly marshmallow coconut and pineapple, but you might be lucky to get a cherry
>>16454584>he doesn’t like jalapeño poppersFag.
>>16454584>cheese with fruit>extremely american and extremely vilewhat's next, meat and bread
>>16454584>he doesn’t like pizzaHomo.
>>16454638He’s clearly never had Brie and grapes either.
>>16454584>he doesn’t have pickles on his cheeseburgerI see a pattern emerging.
>>16454584You eurofags really are something else
>>16454644not him but I never understood pickles in a burger, their flavor is too dominant, and for me, it ruins the whole burger
>>16454202i actually like that shit. more for me and the great aunt.
>>16454644Yeah.He’s a fucking faggot.
>>16454221with spray creamfucking degenerates
>>16454202Love it but I like this even more
>>16454638Pizza is a vegetable and anon specifically said fruit.
>>16455621my family calls this "green shit" and only two people out of 30 eats itbut it gets made every time
>>16454584Is cheese and wine vile now? Hypocritical euros.
>>16455629Hello fellow /co/mrade. I think your fat fingers hit the wrong board, this is /ck/.
>>16454202This is a desert, right?
>>16454202because of those gotdamn liberals>How Millennials Killed Mayonnaise>The inexorable rise of identity condiments has led to hard times for the most American of foodstuffs. And that’s a shame.>My son Jake, who’s 25, eats mayo. He’s a practical young man who works in computers and adores macaroni salad. He’s a good son. I also have a daughter. She was a women’s and gender studies major in college. Naturally, she loathes mayonnaise. And she’s not alone. Ask the young people you know their opinion of mayo, and you’ll be shocked by the depths of their emotion. Oh, there’s the occasional outlier, like Jake. But for the most part, today’s youth would sooner get their news from an actual paper newspaper than ingest mayonnaise.https://www.phillymag.com/news/2018/08/11/mayonnaise-industry-millennials/I can't find any indication that this is satire or that she writes comedy in any capacity
My mom usually makes this for functions, of which I've not attended many these days so it's nostalgic. It really is quite pleasant, it's not a desert, it's like cranberry sauce. It's not like anybody fills a bowl and houses it, it's a nice little palette change on your plate next to the other shit. Worth a try, the softened marshmallows mix with the fibrous and tangy fruits like tangerine and it's a unique texture and taste. Refreshing, really.
>>16454548i know rightsome people use whipped cream...or mayo...or fucking sour creamits a fucking gamble and i wont take those odds
My dad used to make this I used to love it. The first time I tried it that somebody else made it I immediately almost puked because they put mayonnaise in it.Fruit and whipped cream? Fuckin' love it. Fruit and whipped cream and mayonnaise and sour cream? What the fuck is wrong with you. Did you used to eat paint chips as a kid?
>>16456219That's evil. I'm sorry for what you've been through.
>>16454202I always did. The people left who even know how to make ambrosia to serve at card parties are almost gone
>>16454202this is some betty crocker processed foods wifey shit
>>16456219I don't mind if it has sour cream in it but the thought of mayo in there disgusts me to no end.
>>16454230a salad is just an assortment of edible things. how did you even round up enough brain cells to open 4chan if you couldn't grasp this concept
>>16458173> you will never come home to your betty crocker wife who presents you with a bowl of this and promptly bends over the counter begging for your seed
I've never had it but I really want to try it
>>16454429Wipe that FUCKING dumbass smile off your rosy FUCKING cheeks.
>>16459310bullshit/10. By that definition, literally anything with 2 or more ingredients is a salad.
>>16454522apple cider vinegar is the latest female diet scam, it's no healthier than others
>>16454502No, because putting vegetables in a dessert is fucking retarded. Retard.
>>16459974>Forgets about carrot cake. You're better than that.
>>16455623>pizza has no fruit>literally covered in sauce made from tomatosngmi
When I was a little kid, my family would trundle off to Western Choice, a hybrid steakhouse and salad bar. Every time I passed on real food and asked for the salad option. I then filled my plate with three different kinds of ambrosia - orange, green and pink. My mom thought it was a healthy choice. We didn't know no better.
>>16454237watergate salad is fucking based, you castrated tastelet
>>16454202i tend to avoid open dishes at any function
>>16461675what do you do at thanksgibbon, sit alone and eat a can of tuna?
>>16455623pineapple on pizza is fruit>>16459993tomatoes are not fruit, go and add them to any fruit dish I DARE YOU!
>>16454230We call any cold wet mixture of foodstuffs a salad.Chicken, mayo, mustard, celery and herbs? Chicken salad.Chickpeas, feta, onions, and peppers? Chickpea salad.Watermelon, kiwis, blueberries, mint?Fruit salad.Bowtie pasta, olives, cherry tomatoes, oil, and vinegar?Pasta saladPotatoes, eggs, pickles, mayo, and mustard?Midwestern Potato Salad What else would the category "a bunch of cold chopped up shit loosely tied together with a dressing" be called?
>>16459310it has to be cold, and there needs to be some discretion between the ingredients, so while hummus would be a bean salad if not processed, once you integrate it all into a paste it's a dip.
>>16459974Zucchini breadSpiced green tomato cake (don't be a fag about this one)Sweet potato pie, brownies, ice cream, bread, etc etcPotato bread french toastCucumber gelatoRed bean paste shit
>>16461670>t. 80 year old grandma
>>16454202Wtf is that shit?Mayonese with canned fruits?You dont realy call something like that "Salad",right?
>>16454506Ad cucumbers and a bit of honey and mustard to the dressing and i invite myself.Simple, but tasty.
>>16454202>>Why no one ever touch the ambrosia salad at the function?it is best made with sour cream, not coolwhip
>>16454202holy shit i havent had this since i was a kidused to fucking hate it
>>16463005At the hells your problem? My mom makes a version with pineapple and pistachio pudding. It's awesome.
>>16464415Drop her contact info so I can see what all the hub bub is about
>>16454202Ambrosia goes great with ketamine https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ewg1LTLBGkE
>>16454483what's this shit called again?
>>16454202>miracle whip + canned fruit>americans call this a saladJesus Christ...
Foreigners seething. Rent free. Yada yada.
I had no idea what this was until last Thanksgiving when my gf's mother made "the family recipe". It looked odd but I wasn't going to say no to trying it. Even my gf gave me a look of worry knowing I would be regretting it shortly.Never have I had a more difficult time eating something. Truly the worst dish I've had the misfortune of sampling.
I love Watergate salad. I'll make a batch and eat the entire thing over the course of a week.
>>16454202Why is it called Ambrosia salad when there's no Ambrosia in it?
not sure how similar they are but a Mexican variant called "Bionico" is still really popular especially during holidays
>>16459322It's not expensive, just make it. Lasts like a week in the fridge so you can have it as dessert the whole week
>>16464842Aunt Myrna's Party Cheese Salad
>>16454202Why the fuck do Yanks call anything a fucking salad when it doesn't have a single leaf of lettuce or any vegetables in it?
>>16467242I used to go to a Mexican snack shop and my white ass assumed the stuff for this was fruit parfait fixings (yogurt, granola, chopped fruit)- are you saying it's not yogurt?
>>16467962What else is there to call it?Please, tell me what you call a cold dish of 3+ distinct yet integrated ingredients.
>>16459316If any woman tries to feed me this shit, I'm bouncing.
>>16467962What do you call tuna salad and macaroni salad in limey land.
>>16454202The people who and ate the stuff are slowly die’n off
>>16454502D-do you think he p-p-penetrated her?
>>16454230no the real audacity is that they call it ambrosia.Fucking ambrosia for canned fruit and cool whip, which I have to inform the uninformed, is just dessert mayo.
>>16468785"Ambrosia", as an American fruit salad with orange pieces and coconut, dates back to the 19th century. Whipped cream, and them marshmallow fluff, gradually insinuated themselves.See https://www.seriouseats.com/ambrosia-southern-christmas-tradition
>>16468846It's still fucking banal to call that ambrosia.Food of the gods my ass.
>>16454502You know you’re making this up, but normal people hate faggots and shun them from society for good reason.“They just want to marry” was the biggest lie ever sold to the US. Tell me the slippery slope isn’t real in an age of children being put on hormones by court order, child drag queens, and troons bullying women out of sports.Faggots are irredeemable, they don’t own salads- they own gaped AIDS filled shitholes.
>>16455873White liberals are absolutely subhumans.
>>16468406>I'm bouncing.My spidey sense tells me you were already "finna bounce".
>>16468858Who the fuck is saying it's for gods? It's just a recipe we've been making for generations, it isn't about religion.
>>16469062In classical mythology, the gods eat ambrosia and drink nectar.Later, those words "ambrosia" and "nectar" get used for lesser things.
>>16454506so basic it's striaght up ratchet
>>16454230At least it's just cream and not mayo as I expected from americans
Then you get Waldorf Salad, which diced apple, walnuts, and, I think, mayonnaise. I've eaten it but not made it.
>>16469172Didn't some asshole go to the waldorf hotel after the cafeteria had closed and demanded "a salad", but there was fuck all left?I thought that was the origin.
>>16454202>>Why no one ever touch the ambrosia saladcause it looks like random fruit slathered in mayo. what even is it? savory? sweet? garlicy? custardy?
>>16454202is that the kind with cottage cheese?
>>16455621THIS IS THE ONE WE HAVE TOO! whats it called?
>>16469206It's fruit cocktail and fruit flavored mini marshmellows in whipped cream.
>>16469206Pure autism. If you don’t understand that salad didn’t begin with leafy greens drowned in oil then you have to go to either reddit or /b/
>>16469366No ambrosia is like marshmallow and it's super good if done right (and cold temperature)
>>16468895>White liberals are absolutely subhumans.Pretty much. Had some hairbun numale freaking out because I ordered mayo to go with my fries.
>>16454506I too hate flavor, and prefer my food to be as bland and tasteless as possible.
>>16454230do you really remake threads and then copy posts that got lots of (you)s from them?