Ok bros, how the FUCK do I make raw kale not make me want to vomit while eating it?
lemon vinagrette, pumpkin seeds, parmesan cheese. let it marinate for a bit. the dressing completely masks the bitterness of the leaves (discard the ribs).
>>16453982Dont eat raw kale you weirdo.
>>16453990>(discard the ribs).Wait you aren't supposed to eat the stems?
>>16453982You have to massage the kale until it turns a dark green. The texture is pretty nice afterwards.
What about spinach instead
>>16453982>eating raw goitrogensEnjoy your thyroid issues.
>>16454018You could, but they're really woody. Cut them out. Also:>fry the kale in a really hot pan with some oil - it will be noisy and shit, but it's worth it>let dry on paper towels>mix with shaved parmesan and toasted pine nutswa la, perfect kale salad
>>16453982I add it to some dahl before it's finished cooking
>>16453982Stew it and add pork belly, sausages and potatoes
The disgusting bitter taste is anti nutrients, the plants defense system, they don't want to be eaten hehehehe
oil and season, put in the oven forq for about 10-20 minutes at 140C, should make it nice and crispy
>>16453982I soak it in warm water with salt and vinegar. Cooking it helps too. Raw kale sucks.
>>16453982Replace romaine with kale in caesar salad
>>16454361This, but be sure to stew it with cream.
>>16453982Everything tastes better with Ranch.
>>16453982my sister just cooks it with garlic and lemon juice in a pan
>>16453982Try coating them with a tangy vinaigrette mixed with the spicy piss of a goth gamer girl gf. My goth gamer girl gf on onlyfans brews me a refreshing batch of hot fizzy piss every month for me, her "biggest D", while contorting her kawaii face into a LEWD ahegao!
>>16453982Blend it and don't chew. Wala nothing eaten nothing vomited.
>>16453982why are you eating raw kale. some greens are meant to be cooked.
>>16454551What's wrong with you?
>>16454896Try it sometime, man. It's amazing.
Blend it into a smoothie. It'll turn it gray, green, or brown, but it won't affect the flavor unless you're a giant fucking baby
>>16454896What is so shocking about that? People do it with spinach all the time.
>>16453982Saute it in a pan with olive oil and garlic until wilted.Hit it with salt, pepper and lemon juice at the end.
>>16453982Wash, dry, hand massage with some oil (depending on the recipe either peanut or olive), let rest you should be good to go.
all vegetables can be greatly improved by cooking them on a pan with some oil and letting them caramelized, especially broccoli which becomes fucking amazing with some cooking wine, shit's seriously so good I don't even need to have any chicken with it
Blend with apples or apple juice. I'm pretty fond of the flavor of apple and kale together. Banana is great too.
>>16453982If a food makes you want to vomit while eating it, you shouldn't eat that food. Eat foods that you find yummy instead
add sugar and ranch and a little bit of chocolate seasoning
>>16453982You need to massage the leaves. Get them wet and rub them roughly with fingers to break down the cells and structure. They will still have a little crunch but will be way easier to eat in a salad etc
>>16454236>>16454397It's hard to understand you when you've got Dr. Oz's quack cock jammed into your mouth.