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I tried making vegan fettuccini alfredo
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>>16259481
Well you tried

And failed, looks like shit
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>>16259481
I’d eat it but I HATE PASTA
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>>16259505
At least I tried
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>>16259481
>vegan
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>>16259481
>>16259505

Did he forget to add the sauce???
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>>16259519
Correct.
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>>16259523
Any sauce not sticking to the noodles is unnecessary
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>>16259531
why do you think hambur helper is so successful? they leave a lot of sauce after preparation in there.

you've just never had good food before. is that why ur vegan
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>>16259551
>good food
>hamburger helper
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>>16259481
>vegan fettuccini alfredo

the ingredients for fettucini alfredo are butter, parmesan, and noodles.

you fucked that up somehow. I'm not saying a vegan version can't be done, but I'm questioning why?

what is the vegan substitute for parmesan? I'm very curious.
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>>16259565
>what is the vegan substitute for parmesan?
Dick cheese harvested fresh from their boyfriends.
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>>16259481
>sloppa corn starch
YOU DIED.
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>>16259572
That doesn't sound vegan to me
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>>16259565
I used olive oil, flour, and unsweetened plain soy milk to make a bechamel, added some white miso for in place of parmesan (glutamate, tyrosine, isovaleric and butyric acid), and a pat of non-hydrogenated margarine, then put in the noodles with some pasta water
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>>16259594
also garlic powder and some fresh sage and oregano b/c that's what I associate most with alfredo I used to get at chain italian restaurants
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>>16259565
>why
That's the real question here OP. There are so many tasty veggie dishes, why would you try to poorly emulate anormal dish instead? Oh that's right: vegans live for misery
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>>16259594
OK. I have nothing against it. My only criticism is the picture looks a bit gummy. Some sort of liquid or oil, preferably flavorable, would solve that issue.
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>>16259629
I ran out of olive oil but you're right
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>>16259609
> noodles are meat
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>>16259481
Why is the sauce all over the side of the bowl? Were you trying to cram it up my ass?
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>>16259565
>what is the vegan substitute for parmesan
For me, nutritional yeast. Love that stuff.
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>>16259481
Looks good! I'm hungry and would eat all of it.
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>>16259659
The only clean utensil I had to stir or get it out of the pan was a large silicone spatula, and I made a mess, but I am far too lazy to clean my bowls or take proper pictures when I shitpost on a chinese underwear basketweaving forum
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>>16259594
If you’re going to go vegan that actually doesn’t sound like too insane substitutions
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>>16259594
try nutritional yeast for a parmesan substitute
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> vegan anything

pic related
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>>16259936
Have an apple, anon
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>>16259481
what's with the fag fork you fag
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>>16259936

Why don't you eat vegetables?
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>>16260085
Christmas gift from inlaws
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>>16260162
they must loathe you
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>>16259481
>Walmart fork
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>>16259564
>>good food
>>hamburger helper

Hamburger helper is absolutely good food. Prisoners would kill you for a bowl of that delicious shit. It's a perfect alfredo creamy pasta without putting in any effort, and it's ready within 9-17 minutes of prep. Enjoy spending 45 min - 2 hours making your gay homemade pasta while my delicious treat is ready in a zip.
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>>16259936
Actually agree. Anything when you need to substitute" ingredients is going to be subpar to original no matter the reasoning.
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Will op ever describe how it tasted
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>>16259481
Wtf is vegan alfredo? That shit 100 percent looks like that cheap frozen alfredo you buy for a dollar
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>>16259564
>>16260544
You are both gay. That is not enough sauce, but hamburger helper is vile. All you've said is it's preferable to prison food, which is a pathetic standard to aspire to.
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>>16260544
hamburger helper slaps
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>>16260764
That's basically what I was going for desu

>>16260700
Pretty close to frozen TV dinner alfredo like I used to get from the discount grocery store
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>>16260544
>Enjoy spending 45 min - 2 hours making your gay homemade pasta while my delicious treat is ready in a zip.

It only takes like 10 minutes to boil pasta and make a bechamel and throw a few spices in it
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SNOT PASTA

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>>16261507
That's how you know it's authentic
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>>16259481
>op doesn't add cod to his fettuccine and molds it to look like a brain
Ngmi
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>>16261675
I'm sure your brain looks like that



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