I tried making vegan fettuccini alfredo
>>16259481Well you triedAnd failed, looks like shit
>>16259481I’d eat it but I HATE PASTA
>>16259505At least I tried
>>16259481>>16259505Did he forget to add the sauce???
>>16259523Any sauce not sticking to the noodles is unnecessary
>>16259531why do you think hambur helper is so successful? they leave a lot of sauce after preparation in there.you've just never had good food before. is that why ur vegan
>>16259551>good food>hamburger helper
>>16259481>vegan fettuccini alfredothe ingredients for fettucini alfredo are butter, parmesan, and noodles.you fucked that up somehow. I'm not saying a vegan version can't be done, but I'm questioning why?what is the vegan substitute for parmesan? I'm very curious.
>>16259565>what is the vegan substitute for parmesan? Dick cheese harvested fresh from their boyfriends.
>>16259481>sloppa corn starchYOU DIED.
>>16259572That doesn't sound vegan to me
>>16259565I used olive oil, flour, and unsweetened plain soy milk to make a bechamel, added some white miso for in place of parmesan (glutamate, tyrosine, isovaleric and butyric acid), and a pat of non-hydrogenated margarine, then put in the noodles with some pasta water
>>16259594also garlic powder and some fresh sage and oregano b/c that's what I associate most with alfredo I used to get at chain italian restaurants
>>16259565>whyThat's the real question here OP. There are so many tasty veggie dishes, why would you try to poorly emulate anormal dish instead? Oh that's right: vegans live for misery
>>16259594OK. I have nothing against it. My only criticism is the picture looks a bit gummy. Some sort of liquid or oil, preferably flavorable, would solve that issue.
>>16259629I ran out of olive oil but you're right
>>16259609> noodles are meat
>>16259481Why is the sauce all over the side of the bowl? Were you trying to cram it up my ass?
>>16259565>what is the vegan substitute for parmesanFor me, nutritional yeast. Love that stuff.
>>16259481Looks good! I'm hungry and would eat all of it.
>>16259659The only clean utensil I had to stir or get it out of the pan was a large silicone spatula, and I made a mess, but I am far too lazy to clean my bowls or take proper pictures when I shitpost on a chinese underwear basketweaving forum
>>16259594If you’re going to go vegan that actually doesn’t sound like too insane substitutions
>>16259594try nutritional yeast for a parmesan substitute
> vegan anythingpic related
>>16259936Have an apple, anon
>>16259481what's with the fag fork you fag
>>16259936Why don't you eat vegetables?
>>16260085Christmas gift from inlaws
>>16260162they must loathe you
>>16259564>>good food>>hamburger helperHamburger helper is absolutely good food. Prisoners would kill you for a bowl of that delicious shit. It's a perfect alfredo creamy pasta without putting in any effort, and it's ready within 9-17 minutes of prep. Enjoy spending 45 min - 2 hours making your gay homemade pasta while my delicious treat is ready in a zip.
>>16259936Actually agree. Anything when you need to substitute" ingredients is going to be subpar to original no matter the reasoning.
Will op ever describe how it tasted
>>16259481Wtf is vegan alfredo? That shit 100 percent looks like that cheap frozen alfredo you buy for a dollar
>>16259564>>16260544You are both gay. That is not enough sauce, but hamburger helper is vile. All you've said is it's preferable to prison food, which is a pathetic standard to aspire to.
>>16260544hamburger helper slaps
>>16260764That's basically what I was going for desu>>16260700Pretty close to frozen TV dinner alfredo like I used to get from the discount grocery store
>>16260544>Enjoy spending 45 min - 2 hours making your gay homemade pasta while my delicious treat is ready in a zip.It only takes like 10 minutes to boil pasta and make a bechamel and throw a few spices in it
>>16261507That's how you know it's authentic
>>16259481>op doesn't add cod to his fettuccine and molds it to look like a brainNgmi
>>16261675I'm sure your brain looks like that