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/ck/ webms
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Like, a thread just for sharing food and cooking related webms? Cool idea. This will be fun.
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>>16052178
meatball tartare, haute cuisine.
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>>16052178
Fats are a disease
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>>16052169
>woman who can't even cook

the liquid in the pan is fucking water from the creatine they feed the cattle
goes to the muscle and pulls water with it, more weight means more cash
low end cheap garbage meat from industrial production
end all the people who support this.
no you don't need meat every day, you need it once per week and it should be accordingly priced and produced
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Can we have a webm thread without food gore or fat fucks?
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>>16052201
p r o j e c t i o n
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>>16052178
>Most impressive
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>>16052556
Who is this for? This doesn't teach anyone anything. These videos are for lazy daydrinkers people to larp as chefs
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>>16052201
true, but there is another webm that gets posted all the time with a skinny blonde woman eating raw beef and onion
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>>16052222
>you don't need meat every day
post body
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>>16052222
>you don't need meat every day
>just have a vegetarian day a week
>i only eat meat every other day, and i'm fine with that
>just eat really good meat once a week
>why do you need meat more than once a month, goy?
>now that i only eat meat once a year, it just messes up my digestion anyway, might as well skip it completely
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>>16052169
>all this grease is disgusting
>actually looking at water being released
>proceeds to wash the actual fats away with more water
Why would one do this?
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>>16052689
how does he get out?
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>>16052222
i disagree but checked
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>>16052710
they always ask how he get out, but never how he get in
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>>16052702
would you stop that please
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>>16052656
I pray for the day Tacobell goes insane and actually sells this, chances are it would still be under 10 dollars.
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>>16052898

The only problem is I don't think those tamale wrappers are edible
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>>16052178
Do Americans really?
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>>16052921
Just market it as vegan friendly fiber supplement.
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>>16052175
hope you're enjoying your first day
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>>16052178
What the fuck is wrong with this dumb bitch? At first I was thinking that would be an interesting way to step up my burgers but then she had to go full retard.
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>>16052169
>she doesn't buy 93/7
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>>16052650
White people
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>>16052702
How did he get out?
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>>16052169
What a fucking waste.
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>>16053083
Stop this webm gives me PTSD
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>>16052556
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>>16053068
I'm white and I don't do that.
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>>16052178
when is she going on rogan
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>>16052556
dino tendies video quality sure has improved
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>>16053164
thats, huh, wow
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>>16052689
There's a /ck/ thread on /gif/ with a lack of eggman.
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>>16053149
I need a qrd, Is it just residual muscle reaction? Is it still 'alive'?
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>>16052222

I think it might be from freezing or thawing process. I get more water if I refreeze meat I get from the grocery.
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>>16053185

Imagine the shits
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>>16053164
is that a parasite?
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>>16052944
Actually it's from a German trash-tv show. During this scene she tells that she and her son consume about 1kg (2.2lb) of raw mince in the form of mett rolls without the rolls for breakfast and that she needs something hearty before her insuline shot.

That one's on us krauts.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3B4J24Zkk4
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chicken a la auschwitz
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>>16052169
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>>16053164
wtf is that
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>>16053262
>fish living in the dirt and breaking through the soil
>20 foot snake living inside of less than 1 foot long fish
How fucking brain dead retarded do you have to be to believe this to be real? It is unfathomable to me how low your IQ must be, do you also run away in fear when presented with a video of a train coming at you? You must be white American.
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>>16053164
I want a girl to do that to me.
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>>16053318

3rd world clickbait. It's a fake video.
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>>16053025
Is this real???
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>>16053222
>Is it just residual muscle reaction?
yes

>Is it still 'alive'?
No
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>>16052178
Who eats who?
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>>16053318
Poos switching from scamming the elderly to clickbaiting fake nature documentaries
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>>16053177
did he die?
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>>16052710
He can't. Well, not without breaking the eggs anyway. He has to cook them all before he can leave.
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>>16053149
ayy tonne i gotta talk to yous fore a second
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>>16053498
Wow do Europoops really?
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>>16053307
Classic
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>>16052169
As soon as she was revealed I knew it was going to be a disaster. There's truth in physiognomy.
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>>16053695
How fucking stupid can you be?
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>>16052822
why
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>>16053498
This is what most toilets look like in europe because they're too poor to fill the bowl with water
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It's not only the exact same webms every thread, they're posted in the same fucking order.
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>>16053914
I don't know who the person is who does this, but they are purposely trying to sink these threads. I'm trying to post as much OC as possible to counter it. Anything you'd like to see?
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>>16053695
Did she not let it cool at all?
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>>16054041
wow that could actually be useful for one of those argentinian/Brazilian steakhouses
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>>16052630
It's a joke retard.
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I really hope you don't let your bread explode
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>>16052689
It's cool how he cooks it but its just eggs on white bread. Nasty.
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>>16054062
Alton Brown is a fucking genius and not to mention based
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>>16053469
neanderthal?
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>>16054112
kek
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>>16053468
*died
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>>16054112
how the hell?
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>>16054265
looks like it was frozen, with warm water
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>>16052169
I wanna punch this bitch in the face, not because she cant cook but because of those fucking problem glasses
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>16052222
>you dont need meat
>just eat vegan bro
enjoy your 1 burger a month you fucking spineless cuck
post physique
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>>16052689
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Egg Fort thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the webm. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" Surly King guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your greasy egg sandwich on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about eggs. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Eggfag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "HOW DOES HE GET OUT WITHOUT BREAKING THE EGGS?" You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

Forever...
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>>16054265
Small cold compressed gas bubbles in frozen bread -> hot water -> rapid expansion in hard unyielding container -> pressure build -> small crack forms -> explosive decompression
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>>16052689
Is it possible one can escape this structure?
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>>16054168
Worse, Brazilian
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>>16054447
Looks like shit.
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>>16054447
This isn't funny on any level.
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>>16054558
Perfect! I love having some ground nuts in the place of cheese.
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>>16054558
>vegan
>yeast
that vegan just murdered millions of organisms
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>>16054642
Retard is impossible for humans to live without murdering organisms.
Vegans don't eat animal products because animals can feel, unlike other forms of life.
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>>16054654
plants and fungi both react to stimuli.
just because you can't relate to their experience doesn't make what you're doing any less cruel.
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>>16053299
>cutting directly on the countertop
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>>16054663
They react to stimuli by a hormonal system not by a nervous system like animals.
Anyway, I'm not vegan, I eat meat.
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>>16053429
explain fish living with 50% of their body intact or big holes in them
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>>16052563
Nope
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>>16052656
Stop, I can only get so hard
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>>16052710
i fucking hate this question, you can CLEARLY SEE A FUCKING DOOR BEHIND HIM YOU FUCKING STUPID ASS MOTHER FUCKER
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>>16054682
You mean the egg cupboard?
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>>16053157
Shut up whitey
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>>16053498
DO WHITE PEOPLE REALLY?
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>>16054651
cheese
>milk
Vegan cheese
>nuts, gum, yogurt starter, tapioca starch, "nutritional Yeast", coconut oil
so much for being better then you then Natural cheese
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>>16054447
Do Bugs really?
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>>16053927
This one has good comedic timing.
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>>16053927
I was making the same complaints, but your post is new to me and REALLY got me. 'gratz
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>>16052169

>hot grease into your sink drain
>not my problem
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>>16053929
That looks like a bad attempt at a cotton cheesecake. You don't invert those at all, they require a springform pan.
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>>16052710
he doesn't.
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>>16054630
classic
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>>16053429
>filename

I almost never chuckle in /ck/. Love this place, but laughing isn't something I really do here. Today, I smiled.
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>>16054447
>has a meal for 2 special
>each customer MUST order at least one item
Jewish
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>>16054668
>They react to stimuli by a hormonal system not by a nervous system like animals.
How animalocentric.
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>>16054886
Raising your kid to live the slapstick life and sharing your progress with strangers. I don't disapprove as much as I should.
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https://www.bitchute.com/video/Ikk77BxR0lqw/
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>>16053318
>he's never seen underground fish feed each other snakes
Sad.
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>>16054712
I'm pretty sure vegans are well aware their food is absolute bullshit and tastes worse animal products, they just think that they're morally superior for choosing it over meat and dairy.
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>>16052710
He has to sell all the eggs to leave.
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>>16054668
Are you retarded ?
Plants react to non hormonal stimuli and animals also react to hormonal stimuli
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>>16054212
dieded
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>>16054936
D A S B O O T
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>>16052178
getting her vegetables in, very good
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>>16052169
WE need camps for these types of people.
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>>16052169
Who is filming the last part of this video
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>>16052175
You about to learn today
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>>16055074
judging by the way it shakes when she shakes the meat she probably taped it to her head like some dumb animal
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>>16054558
>>16054651
>be vegan
>only make vegan *insert animal product here*
it's really a mental illness, isn't it?
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>>16052222

>you don't need meat every day
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>>16055087
How do you make an egg explode like that?
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>>16054447
Dey eat da poopoo
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>>16055099
I think they heat the pan to med/high. then toss in the egg and crank it to max until it sizzlepops
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>>16052169
>University of Prince Edward Island
Fucking figures she can't cook.
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>>16052702
>Rome’s fall due to loss of virtue, to sexual and material decadence.

This burger man represents us as a collective lost potential, squabbling over which made up person could defeat which made up person with which colored made up stones, arguing over whether schlongs belong on women, where exactly the correct depth of a del taco menu item the cheese should be, which sluts online have the cutest made up brain disorder looking faces, while extremist religious fanatics work ever closer to figuring out how to wipe out all the unbelievers with plutonium.

All of us have it in us to learn and explore about what makes what work, to figure out how to more effectively communicate with one another, to cure disease, to build great monuments to freedom, art, and science. Almost nobody is.

>Meanwhile I spend most of my time arguing with total strangers on this imageboard and won't stop anytime soon.

help us all.
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>>16053413
it actually is.
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>>16053929
shes holding it with her bare hands so she let it cool for a while at least
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>>16054654
Fish do not experience pain in the same way we do. Plants experience a form of stress when they are fucked with/get killed.
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>>16055091
It's like Linux users praising the benefits of Gimp over Photoshop; it's a cope based around a self-imposed restriction that elicits a feeling of moral superiority.
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>>16055081
I hate the mid 2010s
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>>16052702
>Americans will see this and still eat McDonald's
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>>16055647
PS has gone into the shitter over the last decade, in case you've been living under a rock. At this rate, it may actually end up being worse than GIMP.
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>>16053305
Ive always wanted to see the finished product. Absolutely revolting
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>>16054630
Hey look it's my ex-wife who would use 10 oz of whiskey when making cocktails when you only needed at max 4!
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>>16052222
>you don't need-
Begone fell kike.
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>>16054630
I know this gets made fun of all the time, but it really doesn't seem like that much vodka. Maybe an extra shot? Maybe she is making double the recipe?
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>>16054558
Even from the thumbnail it doesn't look like parmesan, and nuts, salt and garlic powder would not taste like parmesan either. What's the point?
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>>16052222
>the liquid in the pan is fucking water from the creatine they feed the cattle
Not necessarily
>no you don't need meat every day, you need it once per week and it should be accordingly priced and produced
You don't need any meat, original diet of man is mentioned in Genesis 1:29
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>>16053068
EH EH EH EH EH EH EH
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>>16053299
gothic king cobra vibes
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>>16052944
That is mett, German "cuisine" that only boomers eat.
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Good morning, I hate women.
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>>16053597
I love this stupid looking motherfucker so much. This clip is KINO
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>>16053597
Man Jim Norton what happened?
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>>16055989
Nigel seems like a cool guy that I would want to be friends with.
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That: ladies and gentlemen is how you get a clogged drain.
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>>16053185
some indian died from eating 30-ish eggs for a bet
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>>16056135
that didn't happen
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>>16055989
big boy's gotta eat
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>>16053429
why has no one mentioned that this mother fucker tickles a leaf before a really weird close up on his eyes?
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>>16056198
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/man-dies-eggs-eating-contest-death-india-uttar-pradesh-a9186111.html
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>>16056135
30 eggs is a pretty small meal for an average sized person.
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>>16056237
fucking lost it when the brick broke. very based
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>>16053469
is this like an actual medical issue, what am I looking at here
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>>16055989
that's a fairly small amount of McDonalds for a n average-sized person, I'd say?
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>>16052921
They would just change them to doritoes anyway
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>>16056251
Worse, Brazilian
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>>16055989
Nigel, king of the fat cunts
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>>16053083
>time for chips
>SNIP SNIP SNIP SNIP
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>>16055834
It's about five shots. She vocalizes "two."
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>>16055834
I bet the guys at the liquor store have a nickname for you based on your daily purchases
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>>16053149
Don't stick your dick in that
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>>16053247
How can the poor USA compete
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>>16053149
that's not how you drink a coke, you dumb fish
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>>16054848
lmao how did nobody else notice this?
>hurr lemme show off something retarded I learned in college that daddy paid for
>destroys her drain
>rinses all the fat and flavor off of the ground beef
What the actual fuck
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>>16056237
based ghetto gordon ramsay
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>>16052689
Oldfriend here and I haven't see this before. Quite interesting, but I can't get over the fact that there doesn't seem to be any exit for him out of this modest egg-making domicile.
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>>16052222
>>16052650
>>16053083
>>16053083
>>16055072
lard asses who dont even know washing yr meat is the secret to <10% bodyfat
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>>16053469
most handsome man in brazil
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>>16052944
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

I can make a funny too- watch this:

I'm OP andI forgot to mention I'm trans
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>>16053469
based frogman
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>>16055682
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>>16053247
3400kcal in one go, what a champ.
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>>16053299
Holy fuck, if this is a German woman then just how fat are Americans?
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>>16056135
brown hand luke?
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>>16053469
Aliens ARE among us!!!
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>>16053929
guessing not, considering she didnt even bother to cook it all the way through.
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>>16056237
>jap How To Basic clone
too try-hard
it takes creativity to make fucking up recipes on purpose funny now
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>>16053469
breading negros with chimpazees and giving them a country was a mistake
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>>16053498
post-modernism everyone
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>>16053597
dios mio. la cosa, la abominación, la aberración de cristo. el mutt
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>>16055120
Don't lump me in with yourself.
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>>16053164
Usul has called a big one. Again, it is the legend
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>>16053025
Dogecoin ina gif
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>>16053177
This is why we make fun of people who think spicy foods are a test of strength
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>>16056635
i'd be willing to bet he would say some of his spicier challenges or his garlic challenge were more painful than eating the cactus
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>>16053597
Hell yeah, you get that slice bro
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>>16056611
Didn't twitter trannies lose their shit over this because it's Haiti's only widely known treat lol
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>>16053299
Not everyone deserves access to cooking equipment
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>>16053597
Actually glad to see lil Jimmy Norton getting work these days. Shame what happened after O&A.
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>>16052178
i was going to make a joke that i expected her to eat it raw and then she did
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>>16053083
did they put cheese on it?? what
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>>16052656
>may i have one I'm ready to settle down now taco please. Thank you garson
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>>16055120
It's a burger on an umbrella bro
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>>16053469
ONE RACE
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>>16055989
An expansive man. A man of substance.
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>>16053620
>>16053884
nice try schlomos. that's from gordos, a restaurant in israel
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>>16053149
We are in hell. And we are the devil's minions
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>>16056611
>this does not spark joy
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>>16054447
Even Dada would weep at this
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>>16056592
that's not how it happened
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>>16056611
wow indeed
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>>16052222
not even your check can save you from such faggotry
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>>16054558
>vegan
>yeast
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>>16053927
hvordan klarte du det der ?
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>>16056671
YEA REAL KOOL-AID MADE WITH DAT SPIGET WATER
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>>16056260
Totally. I might try that after marinating my chicken in mountain dew and hot sauce.
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>>16053499
thats just how business is done in third world countries.
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>>16057080
Niggers start swinging at everyone cause they don't care who they hit.
Chinks swing at everyone cause they can't tell each other apart.
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>>16052178
obviously fake, never see her actually eating any of it, just carefuly taking a bite and keeping it her mouth, probably just spitting it out right after. literally just staged for the sake of some TV show, like people "addicted" to eating dry wall, rocks, cardboard, metal, clothes etc. wooow they're eating weird shit im going insane aaaaaaaaaa
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>>16053321
>>fish living in the dirt and breaking through the soil
No, that exists
https://www.amusingplanet.com/2017/02/lung-fish-fish-that-lives-on-land.html
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>>16054651
Where the fuck am I supposed to get xanthan gum at this hour?
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>>16053307
Why? Is he just a psychopath?
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>>16053177
how
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>>16057231
If you stop leaping at opportunities to demonstrate you know things, you'll look smarter.
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>>16054447
I fucking hate this planet
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>>16057259
It actually works
If you are not a retard
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>>16053164
bass to bass
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>>16054558
>>16054651
>vegan cheese
>brought to you by the cashew nut industry
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>>16055989
you can tell Nigel is a well respected patron of that establishment because he got a pitcher of coke, not just a paper mug
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>>16053597
Can't tell if Norf or Brazilian
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>>16054117
He adds onion, pepper and spices
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>>16053469
Looks like Mick Jagger
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>>16053007
>>16055076
Sarcasm doesn't play well over text, sillys
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>>16052710
He IS out
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>>16052822
no
ask again
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>>16053083
what...is this?
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>>16056584
>jap
clearly chink
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>>16052710
He makes eggs to get in and makes eggs to get out
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>>16052556
>mom found the trash stromboli
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>>16053469

That's what a normal human face looks like after being shot in the head with a high calibre round
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>>16056472
> <10% bodyfat
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>>16057418
So you're telling me niggers will be harmed when you buy vegan cheese??
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>>16052630
The raccoon hands didn't throw you off, you autistic sperg?
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>>16054651
My sister is transitioning from vegetarian to vegan slowly and made a recipe very similar to that. It's actually not terrible, texture wise, but has no flavor, could benefit with some smoking.
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>>16057189
You know about the chinese godfather? They made him an offee he couldn't understand.
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>>16054041
This happens with shit cheap mills with plastic teeth.
Still remembering wife sperging out for buying one for 50€ with metal ones, hand crank and everything.
Still uses it 7 years later and I can bring it up in every argument hehe.
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>>16054672
Humans can do that, anon.
But they still die if you cut off their heads. It's literally one of only two legal ways for a layman to declare a person dead. (The other being decomposition)
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>>16057354
LMAO
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>>16053177
based la beast
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>>16053262
I read that it was some guys playing with dead animals.
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>>16052169
I know this webm is bait but what's the correct course of action here? I just try to fry it hard enough for it to vaporize, sometimes I pour some of it off and MAYBE put it back into the sauce early into making one if I'm making one in the first place
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>>16054916
Ok chud
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>>16058333
14-year-old me would have thought this guy was the cooled fucking dude in the world.
I can't imagine acting like that as a grown man, though.
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>>16058333
imagine what they're doing in his intestines
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>>16058333
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>>16058334
A lot of it is water and letting it evaporate is the correct procedure.
If you have too much grease in your meat you should buy leaner meat or just can just skim off some of the fat with a spoon.
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>>16058333
Is this the beginning of a Dr. House episode?
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>>16058300
ok this is epic
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>>16058353
Doesn't even keep the ciggie in his mouth Kramer-style.
(Sorry, I don't know how to make webms)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cY5OSDxwOEo
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>>16058362
no, a chubbyemu episode
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>>16057224
We do have fake reality shows in Germany, but raw ground pork with onions is an actual ingredient in what we call Mettbrötchen, which is the above ontop of a bread roll. We usually only eat on special occasions.
It wouldn't surprise me if people in backwards parts of the country also ate ground pork as it is.
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I want to see webmd of cute asian women eating food.
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>>16053164
Is this sex?
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>>16058367
looks terrible
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>>16054651
why didnt she just use the water she boiled the cashews in?
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>>16052222
It' s fucking fat and water, you fucking kike shit.
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>>16055091
im constantly makeing meals like beans, rice, and veggie burritos... GF insists it needs tofu or beyond burger meat and shit.

favorite meals are grilled (vegan)cheese sandwiches and vegan hotdogs, wtf

constantly checking out all the latest vegan soulfood places and insits i try her $15 vegan wings and shit.
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>>16058367
Pearl Harbor was justified
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>>16058465
>We usually only eat on special occasions
Fuck off it's just food for blue collar workers
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>>16053149
Worst blowjob ever. 6/10. Wouldn't recommend unless desperate
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>>16053247
Will that come out as piss or shit ?
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>>16058587
Ok chud
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>>16052921
taco bell isn't edible anon
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>>16053469
>>16053597
When are they making a collab ?
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>>16053716
Yes
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/CK/RAZY TIMES
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>>16053292
german TV is a disgrace
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>>16052169
>Washing grease directly down your sink like an animal
When you have to pay a plumber thousands of dollars to snake that drain to remove the fatberg clogging your plumbing, I hope you look back on this moment with enough shame that your next tiktok video is of you killing yourself.
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>>16054117
>Oh look at me! I only eat the finest cuisines! Egg sandwiches are for plebs! Excuse me while I go dilate my fronthole!
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>>16057569
Only if you're a redditor
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>>16053083
wtf
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>>16058737
how does he get out
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>>16054712
some of those retards actually think you are stealing milk away from calfs
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>>16053177
and yet they still say white people can't handle spiky food.
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>>16055989
average tuesday in america
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>>16058948
>Nigel
this is an average chewsday in england bruv
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>>16057354
topkek
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>>16053597
I saw this dude on a Turkish movie
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>>16058936
he lives there
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>>16058860
What do you mean? What does reddit have to do with sarcasm?
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>>16059011
he's austrian you dumb cunt
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>>16057876
God I wish that was me
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>>16053597
Looks like Elmer fudd
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>>16058944
I will continue to stick by that
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>>16057354
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>>16052178
mirin that beard
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>>16059050
was it this motherfucker?
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>>16054338
thats frozen coke you mongoloid
open your eyes, you can see the bottle shape at the bottom
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>>16057876
idiot.
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>>16053025
>nvm I figured it out
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>>16059768
>>16059774
Imagine the footjobs.
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>>16058334
Either fry hard and in batches so it browns before it gets soupy or just let it do its thing until the liquid evaporates and concentrates. Most of the liquid left will be fat and you can skim that off if necessary (you shouldn't in most cases though)
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>>16053308
So sad seeing hamster in that state, but it's funny to remember that mexicans destroyed his career. lmfao
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>>16056696
To be fair they're poverty stricken after years of being colonized.
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>>16053164
Do you have any other instant coom videos?
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>>16053307
Clearly overcooked. Sorry
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>>16053429
> that stare in the end
> "you're next"
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>>16057470
god i wish that were me
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>>16053597
"American Degenerate"
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>>16059774
What do you think goes through her head when she records? Does she delude herself thinking actual food fans watch her? Or does she just accept its only footfags/amputee fetish degens that watch her.
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>>16053695
Oh come on, they didn't even change the footage to black&white when showing the 9/11 crash.
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>>16054651
Ok no matter how tasty it may be nobody will ever go through all that hassle...



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