What's everyone's go-to lazy food? I've been doing tamago gohan for a while & I'm getting tired of it.
>>15907195Quesadilla quick easy and you can do whatever with it.
>>15907195no food at all
Rice with canned fish and preserved vegetables favs are fried dace or smoked spratsLard rice
>>15907195Sausage and onion. Cooks in minutes with essentially zero prep and can be adopted to a hundred different dishes while being tasty just wrapped in a tortilla.
>>15907195Fried eggs on errything>grits>rice>soups>pork chops>bread>tortillas
>>15907195The rice doesn't actually cook the egg
>>15907292I'm aware. I bet you haven't put a raw egg in orange juice
>>15907311I know orange julius has egg whites in it.
tamagohan?the rice cooks the egg
>>15907195You'll get tired of anything if you eat it often enough. I got sick of lobster...
>>15907322Shut the fuck up already, seething weeaboo.
>>15907338the rice cooks the egg
>>15907352>seethe this hard on /ck/
>>15907195why is japanese cuisine so hilariously bad?the main staple dish of nipponland is sushi which is literally just fish on ricetheir curry is just watered soupramen is just inferior version of authentic Chinese noodleseven instant noodles is taiwanese (Chinese) and not from japanwhy could the nips not make a satisfactory cuisine?
>>15907195I can't imagine someone whose "lazy food" involves actually getting up and cooking anything. My lazy food is not eating.
instant ramen and fried egg
Curry (little prep work but relatively simple). Have recently tried tamago gohan. Works pretty well with a dash of eel sauce. When I'm really lazy I'll throw some fish or chicken patties in the air fryer.
>>15907195Rice with chilli tuna it is very nice and easy to make.I like to cook the rice with vegetable stock instead of water and I add a litte oil seasame oil and chillie powder and curry powder.
>>15907195cacio e pepe and aglio e olio
>>15907675Mi goreng is the shits. This is my lazy food as well
the rice cooks the egg
>>15907513>My lazy food is not eating.Same. I'm too lazy to eat, but not lazy enough to browse through pictures of food while hungry
Basic jailhouse sandwich. Meat, bread, mayo
>>15907492Thats a crackpot post right there. Instant Noodles was invented by Nissin. Japanese curry is nice and thick and rich.And staple dish is straight up rice. Just add whatever you want. Shut the fuck up trash.
>>159071952 mcdoubles and a large coke
I hardly consider rice to be a lazy foodyou either have to take the time to rinse it or wash the starch out of your pot afterwards, both take effort
Lazy food in the same vein as TKG:(all variations on "rice with stuff")Cat's rice (bonito flake on top, watch it dance)Rice with vegetables (steamer basket over rice cooker; sliced carrot & cabbage)Butter rice (pat of butter, a few drips of soy sauce)Rice with kimchiAnd to further change it up:Add a pinch of dried seaweed (fueru wakame) to rice when cookingSeason your rice by cooking with Knorr powder or a stock pot
>>15907951>fill cup with rice>put it in rice cooker and fill water to the line>press button, rice appears less than 20 minutes later and is kept warm until you're ready for itIt's perfect convenience food.
I make a sandwich. Bologna, imitation american cheese, sriracha, wah lah.
>>15907195Sandwich with lunchmeat and condiments, Nothing else. Or poached eggs
You will never be a weeb
I pour granola straight into a container of plain yogurt and carefuly eat it so no granola gets mixed with the yogurt and repeat.
Spicy kimchi ramen with BBQ pork, an egg, cilantro, and green onions
Yogurt >>15908370but not plain like this psycho
>>15907322if you think the egg and rice thing originated in japan you're a fucking moron. rice is originally from china as is soy sauce. turn off your fucking weeaboo blinkers my dude.
>>15907675Were you actually proud of this "meal" and thats why you took a photo? /ck/ers really are on the spectrum aren't they lol.
>>15907292japanese food industry has high standards so all their eggs are safe to eat raw.
>>15908435Most of american foods didn't come from america either and yet 99% of this board larps and obsesses over their food and eats nothing else.Have sex.
>>15908920My wife just blew me 10 minutes ago (shit was SO cash). Go eat a hot pocket or something, fatty.
>>15907195>butter pan>put one 1 egg>sprinkle salt and parmesan>1 slice of bread on top of it>let it cook for a bit>flip and bend in the middle like a taco shell>toast the bread
>>15908915european food industry also has high standards and thats why eggs are dirty. dirty eggs have natural protection from bacteria
>>15907195Bacon, fried eggs, picklesGarlic soy sauce
>>15907195Burger because it's extremely fast and easy.Heat small cast iron.Make meat ballCut off parts of vegetables I want and slice the bun.When the pans ready just put it in and wait till its done and cook a egg.Burger in less than 10 minutes.
>>15907195Can of coconut milk and some red curry paste. Makes a base for many Thai dishes. Simmer it on the stove. Add aromatics, meats, and vegetables as necessary.Add chicken stock for tom yum or kha soi soup.Add sugar and peanuts for panang curry.Add nothing for red curry.Serve with rice or rice noodles.
>>15909921dont forget fish sauce, coconut loves that shit. and personally i like fresh lemon or lime juice in there.
Tomato on top of rice in rice cooker.Sautee onions, then ground beef, then simmer a can of beans until the liquid has reducedSpice up, mix with tomato rice and roll into buritto with cheese and diced lettuce.
>>15907195Store bought frozen ricotta raviolis in a garlic butter sauce with some parmesan. Maybe with some peas tossed in.Its my go-to lazy dinner.
What's with all these Chinks on this board? Stop eating Chinese slosh and start eating proper European food.
>>15907195Kraft mac and cheese with giardiniera and whatever leftover meat happens to be in my fridge
>>15910277Nah, Europeans are stinky. I will continue to eat my eggs and rice and live forever.
>>15910343Are you a woman or just pretend to be? No sane person would want to live an eternity of chink food. It's better to live a short life of GLORY and good food.
>>15907195GnocchiWater and salt in pot, put on boilPan on other burner on medium highAdd gnocchi from box into pot, boil 3 minutes or until they floatScoop out gnocchi into pan, wait 3 minutes or until a little brownedAdd butter and sage to pan, stir to coat, pour onto plate
spaghetti (linguine) aglio e olio
>>15907675same here, except soft boiled and add some pork sung and sambal
>>15907195Cook quick oats in microwave, when it's done spoon in some yogurt, then pour some cereal on top. Cheap parfait.I also like one pan breakfast ramen. Fry some bacon in a pan, render out all the fat and pour it into whatever bowl you're gonna eat out of along with the bacon. Break the noodles in half and put them in the pan, cover with like half an inch of water and bring to boil until cooked. You want to use the least amount of water as possible so when you pour the super starchy broth into the bowl you can emulsify it with the bacon fat. Cook an egg in the pan and voila. Omurice is good, which is just an omelette with rice as the filling. I'll usually mix the rice up with some leftover Taco Bell sauce packets with a little bit of ketchup too.
>>15910420> trying to sound manly I bet you touch your ass to wipe.
>>15910503Taco bell hot sauce is some of the most flexible condiments I've ever used.
>>15907195dump rice in panthen a can of beansthen the waterthen the spicescookdelicious meal ready in 20 minutes you can eat all day if you cook in bulk
Bone in chicjen thighs and potato pieces on 450 with salt.
>>15907195why is this picture 3.7MB? That's insane
Pan Risotto Fried rice
>>15907972I find rice cooker rice to always be overdoneI don't even use mine
>>15907195Fried eggs, Fried spam, and rice
>>15907195omelette sandwichGet one of those Japanese rectangular omelette pans. Cook your egg, add whatever, flip over, put on toast. Damned good hot sandwich in ~10 mins.
>>15910829reduce water. average is 1.5 water to 1 rice, just cook a cup at a time and adjust.always wash your rice unless you want to use the extra starch in a dish. when i had a cheapo cooker i also soaked for a couple h, but with a good cooker that makes the rice taste watery.
>>15910420Rice is a staple food here and I'm not even in Asia. People eat it basically everyday, maybe interchanging with pasta sometimes
>>159071951. Lebanese lentils & rice2. Roasted chick broccoli burritosCurrently dialing in various lazy dumpling/stuffed pasta and stuffed breads. There are some kickass things that you can do with meatballs too.
>>15907195Instant ramen or similar noodles with whatever fitting that's laying aroundRice with pickled stuff and some hoisin sauce
>>15907195Ranch style beans, rice, add in chicken tenders or skirt steak. Then can crack a egg in it and that's a meal
>>15910277>ChinChinese food is unironically the best food in the world. In China Chinese food.
>>15907195cheesy toastcheese on bread and put it in the toaster oven.
>>15907195prairie oysters if I’m on a high level of lazinesscrack a whole egg into a glass. add worschestershire sauce, salt and pepper and down it in one gulp. do that a few times for nutrition and go back to putting off whatever the hell im supposed to be doing
>>15907280>pools of oil on topyou americas are a riot
microwave a bowl of wolf brand chiliinstant noodlesshittier instant noodles where I smash them into a bowl and microwave emhandfuls of cheerios and unsalted peanutshotpockets when I dont mind the kitchen smelling like dog foodwhen I actually cook though I try to keep everything simple enough to be done in 1 skillet though. most complex ill go is fried rice which requires the rice cooker and the skillet.
>>15907195Always some kind of pasta, usually spaghetti or macaroni.
If I'm really lazy I'll just slap some cheese on some toasted ryeIf I'm moderately lazy I'll have caprese salad or some rice with something or buckwheat with something
>>15913674grilled cheese is a great lazy meal. this and a cup of instant noodles is my go to.
>>15909386Yuros don't have Jidori chickens
>>159102774chan is a chink site
>>15907195Yikes just book yourself an early grave>b-buh Japanese live so longThe ones who don't have small portions of rice and a varied diet
>>15907280ah yes, the Joe rogan special
>>15907195Packet of chips
>>15910530Yes, I don't have tiny girl hands so part of my hand touches my cheeks when I wipe.
>>15912536Rice isn't a uniquely Asian thing, Most European countries have some national dish with rice in it. Don't know how is rice even relevant to this discussion.
>>159140464chan is American made, not Canadian. Also, you will never be chinese weeb.
>>15907195pasta with garlic-tomato sauce (Saclà brand) and 12-month comté cheese + frozen beef patty. I put the cooked pasta in the patty's pan and eat directly from it like a beast.
>>15907195Microwaved scrambled eggs, pic related is one i made a few month ago ^_^
>>15915509>Microwavedbut why, just eat them while they're hot
>>15907280wtf is up with all that oil
>>15907195eggs in a basket
>>15907675indomie goreng is s tier
>>15907195Tuna cakesRamenCream cheese, crackers and fish
>>15916485How are tuna cakes when you bake em? I assume less crispy.
>>15907195>cook ramen noodles for 3 minutes>drain and wash in cold water>soy sauce>hot sauce/sesame oil>microwave a breaded chicken patty and cut it on topLike a spicy bastardized katsudon. Sometimes, I do it if I have hard boiled eggs or with sardines too, and it lasts me 9 hours till dinner.
>>15910829This is a thread for lazy peopleThe marginal increase in overdone-ness is justified by the significant increase in ease.
I make one of pic related on the weekends. During the week, I take a slice, cut it in half, put mayo and summer sausage on one half, cheese on the other, pop them in the toaster oven, and toast myself a tasty sangwich. It hasn't gotten old yet, and I've been doing this almost daily for over a month now.
>>15907195pasta + cream + bacon [spoiler]+ cheese[/spoiler]
This is pretty easy.
>>15915509>Microwaved scrambled eggsexcuse me but... what the fuck?>>15907195enjoy your salmonella nerd
Frozen lasagna, either the shitty ones from the grocery store or homemade and frozen until ready to cook. It's literally put it in the oven, set timer, walk away. And you get leftovers to be lazy for at least the next meal as well.
>>15919078Idk what the fuck they put in the frozen lasangas here but those things give me the worst diarrhoea ever. Do not recommend.
>>15907195Quinoa, lentils, baked or boiled potatoes, without seasoning except salt. I told an internet friend this and he told me I needed to have more fun in my life.
>>15914029It's good, you should try itThe fear surrounding lard is so stupid
rice and lean ground beef, onion, spinach, egg, basil, oreganorice and eggs, butter, catsuprice and tuna, rice vinegar, red bell pepper, green onion, lemon juice, jalapeno, sriracharice and chicken, honey mustard, green onionoats and frozen blueberries, milk, toasted wheat germall of my food is lazy, it's either quick or lasts for days
>>15908425>eww plain yogurt sour, me no like sour, me like sweet
>>15910548because it's a png
>>15908915All eggs are safe to eat raw dumbshit.
If you're feeling healthy and Koreabooish, Korean lettuce salad topped with an easy protein like tofu or tinned sardines is a good way to go. You can whip it up in less than a minute.
>>15907203They're called cheezer wheezers
>>15920724That fucking picture.>reddit "sigma signalling">gotta have my WEED, bro, I can't live without it!>literally the most sickeningly sweet and colorful cereal>le maximum midwit TV show played on a cringe device>fucking kiddie cigsI MUST GO BACK INTO THE WOMB. I MUST BECOME AS COMFORTABLE AS POSSIBLE. LET PEOPLE ENJOY THINGS AND PLEASE DON'T ATTACK ME OR BE NEGATIVE.
Either rice in the rice cooker with a can of chili or I'll just cook up some ground beef and add some baked beans when it's brown. Former is good for one meal, latter is for when I know I'm going to be lazy the following morning and want some leftovers.
>>15908924>lying on the internet
>>15920813That's Rick and Morty. It's actually a highly intelligent cartoon, if you understand science.
>>15907492good luck arguing nip bad on 4chan
>>15920976I've been here well before newfag was derogatory, you fucking newfag
>>15920991welcome to ck then that pic is old
>>15920813>kiddie cigsanon what the fuck? those arent even menthol.
>>15920995So? It's not the first time I've seen it, but I wanted to fill in the parts that the original didn't touch on>>15921008>camel crush
This is amazing, cheap, and easy, also calorie dense. You just cook them and mix them together, you can add cheese, cayenne pepper, hot sauce. It's awesome. It also easily feeds 3-4 people
>>15907195If it involves cooking it's not lazy foodFor me it's a couple oscar-meyer salami slices on white bread
lentils and rice, just have to spice it up a bit and my kitchen smells like an indian restaurant
>>15908924your wife is uglyyoure a loserget castrated/kys and your hampig wife too
>>15921249actually, (You) should lurk more, newfag!
>>15921310this, people will talk shit but it's full of flavor and filling. I buy the vegetarian chili though because canned meat sketches me out and i add my own ground beef and a packet of McCormicks chili seasonings, one more step but its still a 2 pot dinner and fairly cheap
>>15920724>>15920813NOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST DO THINGS THAT YOU ENJOY! YOU CAN'T HAVE A GOOD TIME! AHHHHH I'M GOING INSAAAANNNNNEEEE
>>15921995I grew up eating spam and vienna sausages so it doesn't bother me any, I just hate seeing vegetable protein tofu shit instead of animal parts
>>15908370youre fucking weird dude