The classic Ice Cream Sandwich but I am trans so I dunno if that matters lol
Dulce de leche King Cone
>>15903971Choco Taco, but only because I'm an imperialist colonizer.
>>15903971I need to get a closer look, let me inside
>>15903971If I have to pick off that list then the Choco Taco, screw ball, or firecrackerPic related is what I used to grab
>>15903971>Hey anon! what would you like to order???
>>15903971Shortcake bar chad coming through
>>15903971chocolate vanilla dip, nigga.
>>15904013>>15904061absolutely based beyond repair
>>15903971where is the minions ice cream?? with the bubble gum eye???
For me? Its the terrifying tyrannosaurus rex
>>15904067you have to be 18 years old to post here on 4chan little guy
>>15904007for me? its a stammering attempt to compliment you and then walking off embarrassed while raging in my head about how autistic I am while realizing that I am going to die alone as a KHV
>>15904087>New from Bad Dragon™!
I walked to the store like a normal human for ice cream
>>15903971I'll take all of them please
>>15904108>that grammar>walking anywhere in 2021you are either a europoor or a black...and im not sure which one is worse
>>15903971Orange sherbert push up
chocolate dipped chocolate
>>15903971I'll just hang around and watch the girls, unless they order shaved ice or something else of low quality.
>>15904087>that footfag icecreamKek
spongebob bar and it's eyes better be as fucked up as sonic's here
Ice Cream Sandwich > Chocolate eclair/ strawberry shortcake > creamsicleEverything else in the trash
>>15903971For me, it's the fudge pop
Probably a dime bag.
>>15903971I have a vore fetish so I'd always pick Bubbles or one of the other ppg.
>>15903971It's depressing that ice cream trucks are so hard to find these days. Nothing better than a day at the park and hearing that song...Push pops were always my jam, that super sweet orange sherbet brings back memories.From that list tho, the strawberry shortcake would be my goto.I want to go back bros... I miss the 90s
>>15903971>euorpoors will never know this feel
>>15903971Back in the 80s or so if you had some fun with the ice cream driver you got free ice creamlotta girls on those blocks had their cherries popped...Remember a kid who had to watch his girlfriend go in the back, come out all sweaty and smiling and then give him one of the free ice creams she got. I'm pretty sure he tried to kill himself later on.Man when kids were 12 back then it was wild
>>15904391Are you retarded?For me, it's a lager and lime lolly, or a Twister
anyone who orders a snow cone ate glue as a child
>>15904421talk to me when youve had a choco-taco
>>15903971do people unironicaly eat those spongebob/powerpuff ones? literally the worst type of ice cream you had to be a retard to choose that ice cream
>>15903971Ice cream sandwichChipwhichDrum stickWere always my favorites
>>15903971Spongebob or a cherry ice cup.
When I was a kid Choco Taco.These days Strawberry Shortcake.If I'm really not feeling strawberry than a chipwich.
The only ice cream truck that came by my neighborhood quit because a toddler climbed on the back when no one was looking, held on to the truck was accelerating, then fell off and died on impact
>>15904396I've role-played this exact scenario on f-list many a time.
>>15903971where's the fucking strawberry shortcake bar?
>>15904481The frozen gumballs for eyes were always amazing.
>>15904633are you blind or retarded?
>>15903971spongebob bar for me
>>15903971This was a /co/ thread.
>>15904743cool dude...fucking kill yourself or something idk
>>15904767way ahead of you
>>15904087>Wibbly Wobbly Wonder
Dunno if you yanks have a version of the British Twister, but these things are fucking amazing. Pineapple ice cream twisted with strawberry and lemon popsicle with a strawberry popsicle core.
>>15904796We also have this, but it's pronounced Nobleh Bobleh in my corner of the island.
>>15904087my concern is the 3way going on in the top corner
>>15904821Why are bongs like this? Don't change.
>>15904836Everything has to rhyme mate, it's just the way we are.
>>15903971I'll take a Nogger, Heil Hitler
>>15904840well its a stupid way to be and hopefully the elite Jews will succeed in bringing in more muslime shitskins into your country so they can breed you out of existence
>>15904821...so what do you call a blowjob?
>>15904849Don't bully. I think it's quaint and it makes me laugh so I don't want them to change.
The popsicle that's similar to a firecracke but it sour and has the sour gumball inside it
Got a blue one m8? And it's called an ice cream van
>>15904013>>15904061>>15904817we got a gathering of kings here. they served them in my middle school's cafeteria, probably half the reason I was a chubby kid.
>>15904371Based. Runner up is strawberry shortcake.
None because I'm not a child, I get my ice cream from the store like a normal adult
>>15904861suckly sockly buckly cockly
>>15903971The cool kids got the ice cream sandwich
>>15903971>no flinstones push popShit truck, so I guess Choco Taco
>>15904948I didn't see the push pop on the side, I'm a retard.
>>15904861Nothing specifically but it's reet champion when some splitarse gets her laughing gear round me wedding tackle. This skin won't pull itself back mind.
>dad owned dairy distributor business when I was growing up>would bring home boxes full of all the different types of ice cream/popsicle bars>had entire freezer full of them in our garageSummers were so much fun, my friends and I had unlimited free ice cream. Eventually grew to most of these now though after having them all the time
>>15904481every kid gets those at least once, and maybe a few more times if there is a new character and they still have hope. But it always ends in disappointment.
>>15903971you can't post choco taco on this boardyou'll summon him and you don't want to see what he posts
>>15904979*grew to hate
>>15903971Creamsicle or strawberry eclair. The spongebob one I remember being good to but it's been well over a decade since I've had any of these.
>>15904967>reet championI didn't expect any other geordies to be on here
>>15904371>>15904489Fellow chipwhich chads.
>>15904007I wanna sno cone
>>15904465I play may in guilty gear so fair enough
I think I'll have a.....Bubble O'Bill
>>15903971>No Toasted Almond barThey dont deserve my money
>>15903971Where's the chocolate covered bananas
>>15904801T O R N A D O
>>15903971Whatever my children want.
choco taco or drumstick
>>15903971for me, it's the maxibon
>>15903971Where's the 99?
>>15903971that aint to eclair thats a nobbly bobbly
>>15904013Strawberry shortcake STUDS!!!
>>15904087Mr long has a big dong.
>>15904087Fuck me ive only just realised those prices, this must be ancient.Also Krazy kraker lol
>>15903971Screwball for me chief.
You guys do have artisanal icecream trucks... Right?
>>15903971>American """""ice cream"""""No thank you, I will have something that actually tastes good.
Ice cream is childrens food
Not a weeb, theyre just good
>>15903971>screwball>its just an empty snow cone container
>>15904087>hand grasping intensifies
chocotaco and a firecracker
>>15904087Bruh Feast all day!
>>15904979Comfy memories anon. My dad sells premium danishes for a company so that's what we always had a bunch of growing up.
>>15904061its not even up for debate this is correct
>>15903991OP....don’t let this man inside.
literally the perfect ice cream product, cannto be toppedchange my mind
>>15903994This isn't that sour, the teen titans go sour cup is more sour
>>15906494Why do you have to be such a big faggot?
>>15906736Women touch each other all the time yet the second a man gives a woman an innocent touch he is viewed as a full on rapist.
>>15903971Whooooooooo lives in a pineapple under the sea?
>>15903971Y'all niggas got a sonic da hedgehog or nahShiiit, fr? Lemme get one dem lil minion niggas rite quick
>>15903971OFFICIAL ICE CREAM TRUCK ORDER POWER RANKINGS1. Fudge pop2. King cone3. Ice cream sandwich4. Creamsicle5. Drum stick6. Character bar7. Chocolate eclair8. Strawberry shortcake9. Choco taco10. Push up11. Firecracker12. Chipwich13. Snow cone14. Screw ballI speak with the authority of no one.
>>15903971WHERE is the sonic the hedgehog ice cream?
>>15904061I'm very pleased to see the amount of strawberry shortcake love.
>>15903980You will never be a woman
>>15903971All of y'allGet the absolute fuck out of my wayEvery other post after is a buttfuck with 0 taste
you zoomers just don't know what they took away from us.
For me it's a Spongebob Bar.>>15903980You are heckin valid.
Out of the way, dicklets.
During covid them kids couldn't even afford a screwball.
>>15904007Do you have creampies?
>>15904087The fuck is a Golly Bar?
>>15906736me on the right
>>15904904completely the reason I was chubby was anything strawberry flavored
>>15906776musterchup or ketchtard?
>>15908117he's not looking too good bros
>>15903971>no golden queertimeAbsolutely haram
>>15909155https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xcdaaTvaRGAAre you ready?
>>15903971Powerpuff Girl b/c I'm into vore
>>15904007id like a cup
>>15903971gimme one of those sneedwiches or the sneedcracker popsicles from the ice cream chuck
>>15906494German ice-cream is actually the absolute worst bottom of the barrel garbage. At least Scandinavian stuff has its own weird identity but germans just love their cheap Italian imitation crap sold by Ahmed since retard Franz can’t tell the difference.
>>15906653Looking at that image, I'm guessing it tastes like a giant frozen creampuff/eclair
>>15903971powerpuff bar so I can eat a little girl
>>15910163>At least Scandinavian stuff has its own weird identityany examples?
>>15910019>>15910314okay, here you go
I always liked the firecracker am I weird?Ice cream truck choco taco too expensive for me when I was a lil kid.
The Drum Stick. It's the only one that will look like the picture.
>>15904007ice creampie sandwich
>>15910081One chucksicle coming right up
>>15910367No, you're just basic
>>15903971for me, it's the Chipwich
What kind of fucke nutte sees a chipwich and doesn't choose it?
Ice Cream and complimentary bubble gum is the patricians choice.
>>15904168this was always my choice, for that blue flavor
>>15910723>>15910826First off, fuck of zoomersecond, it's expensive compared to the other icecreams available.
>>15906494Gelato is good... But shaved ice is better.Fite me 1v1 fag
>>15903971For me it's, raw cream. Am I a psycho?
>>15904087Aw dude! I wanna trex too! We don't have those here in the States. (That I'm aware of)
Damn, no love for the screw ball in this thread? More for me I guess.
>>15904087Fuck i still remember how that mister long tasted from my early childhood in the 90’s.
>>15904396Bro where did you live?
>>15903971No turtle or snoopy? Guess ill take Bubbles.
>>15903971Childhood is getting the snowconeAdulthood is realizing literally any other choice (yes even the cartoon characters) is better
>>15903971>ywn be able to find a quarter under the couch, and still have enough for the cheapest item tier from the ice cream truck, so you don't even need to ask momFuck it hurts. I miss the 90's man
>>15904481They're not that bad. They're just sherbet with food coloring.
>>15903971sherbert push up for the real ones
>>15907910retard choco taco and strawberry shortcake are top 3 easily
>>15904421>lager and lime lollyWhy are they like this
>>15903971Where are my chocolate eclair niggas at?
>>15903971If I'm with my friends, it's the Choco TacoIf I'm alone, it's the Creamsicle.
>>15904087>wibbly wobbly wonder
>>15903971None of the above.
Choco Taco FTW
>>15903971Sponge Bob for sure
>>15905982Looks great, m9.
>>15903971Real question, why are the eyes gum? Who wants to chew gum while eating ice cream?
>>15903971snow cone and a dime bag of weed
>>15903971I miss the chocolate malt cups with the stupid wooden spoon.
>>15910352Oh lol that horrifying.
>>15903971where are the magnums, cornettos and golden gaytimes?
>>15913529i can still taste it and i haven't had one in almost 25 years maybe
>>15904007How much for the brunette to piss in a cup that Im holding?
>>15904087For me it's a Twister. Simples.
>>15913576be quiet, ozfag
for me, it's the suika bar
>>15903971Fudge Pop > Creamsicle > Strawberry Shortcake > Drumstick > Ice Cream Sandwich
Real niggas remember the real ice cream truck
>>15904007Ice cream, you lazy cow.
>>15903980Good choice, friend
>>15903971Bitch you already know it's Nogger time
>>15914645Twinni is a close second
in terms of hand to hand combat effectiveness i feel the firecracker is the clear winner
>>15903971either the king cone or chipwich, depending on my mood.
>>15903980>tfw I can't even white knight my way into a transwomans pants
>>15914645God, I hated Paiper. After 5min the melting ice started to creep down the stick. Couldn't eat it without getting sticky hands.
>>15903971either the drumstick, the chipwich, or the ice cream sandwich. today, i'm probably going to go with the drumstick.
>>15913436Easily the best tasting gum on the planet for the 5 seconds the flavor lasts
>>15903971Same thing as always.
>>15904007dealers choice, babe. surprise me hehe. speaking of surprises,>whip out my yoyo and do some sick tricks with itanyway where's my ice cream whore
>>15903971The bomb pop that has the sour gumball at the top.
>>15904061holy based, my second choice would be choco taco if they didnt have any
>no wwe ice cream sandwichI don't even like wrestling but those were the best
>>15903971Choco Taco>Chipwhich>King Cone>Creamsicle=Chocolate Eclair>Everything else
>>15913529I was searching for thisWho tasted the best? For me, it's Andre
>>15914645No one knows or cares about what that is
>>15915451There isn't a doubt in my mind you're a 24 year old redditor
>>15915662wrong I'm a 27yo urban kween from the bronx and I loooove having consensual sex with WHITE men
Choco Taco bitch
>>15903971I don't even want to hear about it if it doesn't have gumball eyes.
>>15903971Gaytime every time
>>15904061yo king its for you.
>>15904007I walk past the van while attempting to avoid eye contact. If they try to initiate conversation I will sheepishly laugh and say "yeah."
>>15916186this shit slaps, people think it's a meme but it's top tier
>>15904836Sorry can i get some tater tots to go with my weenies please?Lighten up and have fun my man
>>15903971Either chipwich or creamsicle.
The snack bar at the pool my family went to every summer had those eclair bars. Eat a chocolate one while sniffing chlorine and Coppertone sunscreen and you've got the essence of my childhood.
>>1590397199 with a flake, sherbet and strawberry sauce.
>>15916186>4 delicious chances to have a gay time!I don't believe it. Something this amazing can't be real.
Why is everyone in this thread referring to the bombpop as a firecracker?
>>15903971SpongeBob or PowerPuff, everything else is gay or pasé
do ice cream trucks even exist anymore?
>>15916353Cool, you're like me. We should get together sometime and say "yeah" to women who try and strike up conversation with us and walk away as fast as possible while avoiding any and all eye contact.
>>15903971the only ice cream acceptable for adults is the ice cream sandwich
>>15904087>Golly bar>Wibbly wobbley wonder>Freaky feet>Mister long with a nigger logoKek
>>15903980>I am trans nobody asked
>>15903971>No TMNT popGet the fuck outta here.
>>15906776but first, let me tell you about paralel universes
And anybody that disagree can suck my dick
Chocolate Eclair or Choco Taco
>>15903971Always "The biggest thing I can get for $2
>>15903971Any of the character bars like the Spongebob and Bubbles one. The bubblegum eyes are so freaking good
>>15904087why yes i would like some freeky feet
>>15904013Strawberry Shortcake bars are uniquely best from a truck, because the deep cold of the freezer or dry ice makes them crisp when you bite into them.
>>15903980you'll never be a woman but you are my nigga for that
>>15911427no thanks, i'd feel bad fighting a retard
>>15903971For me it's a soft serve chocolate-vanilla swirl and either dipped in chocolate OR chopped peanuts.
>>15910347>>15910352doesn't matter how it tastes; I'm just gonna slide the stick in and out until it melts anyway
>>15917129They do in Finland but they must be goverment funded or something at this point.
punch ice creamit might be a regional thing but it's really good
>>15914645s-sind das Mark Preise?
>>15908117>if only you knew how bad things are
>>15910163>sold by AhmedNice /pol/ meme, most of the ice cream places are Italian owned. [spoiler]Turks only stole pizza from them[/spoiler]
For me it's Winner classic (not the Taco shit)
>>15903971Choco taco, the truly cerebral ice cream truck experience
>>15904967>splitarsestealing this for a band name
>>15913796those were so disappointing. I'm pretty sure a real slice of watermelon has more sugar than that fucking thing.
>>15919623nice I guess, they just don't seem to exist in the US anymore and I haven't really seen any of the ice creams usually sold in the trucks being sold in stores.
>>15903980trans people are based, enjoy your ice cream sandwich friend
>no rocket popSigh. Fudge pop it is
>>15920264you will never be a woman
>>15908528 Fuck you grandma
>>15903971GIMME A FUCKING SNOWCONEwhy yes I'm willing to pay top dollar for literally ice with some syrup
>>15903980I'm not trans, and I'm going for the Powerpuff Girls Bar. I'll pay for your ice cream sandwich if you're white and let me suck you off, though.
>>15920264sodomites are not people, may the day of the reckoning come soon for their kind.
>>15903971either the snow cone or this
>>15903971do they still make those fucked up sonic ones
>>15903980based but bluepilled
>>15903971Chipwich, any other answer is wrong
>>15917149>>15916353take a SLIGHTLY larger-than-recommended dose of benadryll daily for like a year, and this will literally never happen to you again, it's like the social boost alcohol gives you but without lowered motor skills or slurring words or really any negatives of alcohol, and it's pretty much permanentalso every orgasm will be absolutely fucking mindblowingon the flipside, make sure you never, EVER, FUCKING -EVER- mix it with booze, no matter how tempting it may be
>>15903971any answer other than king cone is wrong
>>15905982Ah, fuck. Best one. They stopped selling them here some 15 years ago.
>>15922811are you asking me to fry my brain on benedryl just to impress the ladies with my dedication to taking a large dose of it for a year?
Ice cream sandwich, and it's spinoff The Chipwich, are the only valid answers if your above the age of 10.
>>15903971I'd go with the Chipwich because it looks really good but never had one before
>>15904087>White Magnum>[spoiler]Reminds me of my beloved uncle who just before the pandemic used to take us around to but ice cream bars for me and my grandma. He pass away last year.[/spoiler]
>>15908117wait, that exists?!
>>15903980no one fucking cares you mentally ill man
>>15905982Here in Mexiland they were called TANDEM.
>>15913529reminds me of those EMPERADOR cookies special editions with Pokemon they had in mexico and those were basically my drughttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-fRXmefzd6k
>>15904007Ask her to prove the ice cream works by having sex with me
>>15904061>>15904061>>15904066Ah I see you are also a man of c ulture
>>15904087do europoors really?
>>15904087>>15903994>>15903971bozo ice cream cup with wooded spoon
>>15923013What's up with the black void pop in the bottom right?
>>15924006Seems like grape acording to Chilly Willy
>>15903971i always got that nasty spongebob one
>>15903980>but I am transAnother new meme, eh?