Water and bread is all you need. Stop wasting money on needless things.
>you need carbohydrates
But I can't eat bread. It upsets my stomach.
Man cannot live on bread alone.
>>15903563they make bread for that
>>15903551A diet of bread and water was historically used as punishment because it makes your shits a painful struggle.
>>15903578*buckwheatftfy>>15903551you need a complete protein. i hope that bread is made from quinoa or buckwheat. and ideally you should be putting some onion slices and smoked salmon on top as well.
>>15903699Kill yourself, tourist.
>>15903551What I really need is a machine to test my piss and blood at home so that I can identify nutrient deficiencies quickly and modify my diet accordingly. This would enable you to ACTUALLY consume (almost) nothing but water and bread, and then just fill in the nutritional gaps as they become apparent
>>15903551you literally dont need carbs, your liver can turn fat into all the glucose your brain needs
>>15903551if you buttered the bread and put some potatoes on it surebut just bread is not enough
>>15904179>This would enable you to ACTUALLY consume (almost) nothing but water and bread, and then just fill in the nutritional gaps as they become apparentSo you cant have just water and bread then
>>15904194If that was true I'd be skinny, checkmate atkins
>>15903551nice try ice cube
>>15903551>a man cannot survive on bread and water alone
>>15904522your liver doesnt turn fat into glucose if you get dietary glucose
>>15903551My mom's fresh bread and grape juice is probably one of my favorite meals. She'd tease me about "communion" but it was really satisfying combo.>>15904179Now that you've put this idea in my head I am angry I don't have it.
>>15903551Add oranges and peanut butter and I think you're onto something
>>15903551I'm doing the monk's diet, bread cheese and soup
>>15903551Ummm you are forgetting about rice, the superior Carb
>>15906477>I'm doing the monk's diet, bread cheese and soupI'm just eating soup lately but I may have a couple of strawberries for desert at night.After a couple of weeks on strong antibiotics, I made the mistake of eating some popcorn and have been plugged up ever since. I'm trying to wait for the dam to break before adding much more bulk.
>>15906477Enjoy your scurvy
>>15903551enjoy your scurvy
>>15905773moms should have hooked you up with some peanut butter or regular butter.
Milk and cereal is all you need. Stop wasting money on needless things.
>chew bread>dry mouth>drink water>delicious taste and textureWow>wowWow
>>15905773>communionKek your mom has some bants
>>15903551Stoics say that a man can survive with an olive a day.all our frivolities are dropped in the first sight of trouble; wars are ended because of a wrong step of a horse or a wrong blow of wind.hi motus animorum, atque haec certamina tanta; pulveris exigui jactu compressa quiscent
>>15903551there was a poster here a while ago who said all he ate in a day was six slices of buttered bread and two cans of chicken, or maybe it was one cani wonder if he's still on that diet
for a few years my diet consisted mainly of water, bread, rice, and egg, with occasional bananas and pineapples. Sometimes I got my hands on some nasty tasting beans as well. I was basically always hungry, even when I ate so much I couldn't eat any more. Kind of a shitty way to live, would not recommend.