What’s your opinion on Brit food?
Yourshire pudding is pretty fucking good
>>15902549I ain’t got one I don’t even know where UK is on a map.
>>15902553it's some basic bitch food. you are a basic bitch.
>>15902549It's not even interesting enough to make a thread about.
Haggis looks pretty good.
>>15902553Wut does it taste like? I'm very curious, it looks delicious
>>15902600I bet the egg cart guy could make this good.
>>15902549t. Lawrence King
>>15902596Crispy on the outside, warm and doughy (in a good way) on the inside, amazing topped up with gravy. It's a great side to have with a Sunday Roast
>>15902549When people think haggis is disgusting they immediately out themselves as plebs
>>15902549The best dishes are nice comfort food for a cold, relaxing day. The worst are bland and visually unappealing.
>>15902549I've never had stargazy pie but it looks based. British humor in food form.
>>15902869It's supposed to scare Satan away. That's serious business.
>>15902549Thank fuck we live in an era where people in my homeland can teach themselves to cook easier by learning on the Internet. Because they fucking needed it. It's honestly embarassing. Even home cooks here in Canada are probably better than the average English house cook.
>>15902549Oh wow, pork pie, how disgusting. Fucking tastelets.
>>15902549>"omg british food yucky XD"
love me some jellied eels me
>>15902600>not buttering the toast
>>15902549Who is retarded enough to think pork pie is bad or unappealing?
>>15902596Imagine pancake batter but not sweet which is then roasted in an oven so it has a brown crunchy outside with a light and fluffy pancake like consistency inside.
>>15902549Lard is the superior cooking fatThey knew this once
>>15902549Sort of awful overall but I liked some of their stuff: sausage rolls, haggis and jellied eels were quite comfy. They have some decent beer and gin at least, along with very nice desserts like scones and clotted cream. But overall they are quite bad, not as bad as the dutch but still in the lower ranks for european cuisine
>>15902549Always wanted to try Haggis
>BRITISH FOOD BAD BECAUSE..... TWITTER WOGS TOLD ME SO, OK?
>>15903704Thats the thing though, the way people act in popular culture you would think British food is the most awful fare imaginable. Where as at worst it is underwelming and bland and at best extremly comfy and filling.
>people pretend they wouldn't eat this
english brekky, scotch ovum, simple as
>>15903715True, as much as bongs would like to deny it - their cuisine consists mostly of rural food for peasants and workers just like in Poland or Germany. However this often means that they have very good fruit and produce in form of cheese as well as other dairy products. Nothing bad with that tbf, I just think that the UK became the laughing stock of the anglophone world due to the massive industrialisation and shitty conditions in 20th century as in WW1 and 2. There’s also the thing that brits don’t seem to really enjoy cooking as an activity compared to other nationalities that take food as an important part of their culture. But fuck, I miss sosig rolls
>>15902549Never had that pie, never seen it other than in photos, no idea whats in the top right. If you dont like pork pie or haggis then you shouldn't have took the hormones.
>>15903768>Never had that pieIts literally just fish pie, but for quaint local tradition reasons they put the fish heads poking out the top, which you aren't supposed to eat. But naturally modern cosmopolitan internet faggots are disgusted by being reminded that they are actually eating unproccessed real food which had a head. Top right is jellied eels chap.
>>15902600Jesus this is depressing
>>15902549it is mandatory part of the jail system
ngl as much as i love dunking on amerilards, when it comes to anglos none have food as depressing and shitty as the bongsat least you get to die happy eating burgers
>>15903722Where are that lad's eyebrows
>>15903774>fish pieFish pie has a mashed potato top, not pastry, and its also shit tier food that i have never had. Love fish, only need to hide it is when its shit.
>>15902600beans on toast is class.She just made a shitjob of it.
>>15902600Why do they always eat poverty food? Even when they aren't poverty stricken.
>>15903774>but for quaint local tradition reasons they put the fish heads poking out the topthere was a famine in Cornwall, 1st fishing boat that came back with fish they stuck the heads poking out so everyone could see they were getting thier share of fish, apparently the roasted fish head flavour seeps back in to the pie>>15903908>shit tier food that i have never had>i have never hadyou're missing out
>>15903925>there was a famine in CornwallColor me surprised more fucking poverty food
>>15903885nicked by a paki
>>15903933poverty food is something people eat while in poverty, its more akin to festival food as the fishers coming back with a catch ended the famine
>>15903925>you're missing outIm missing fishing chunks of things hidden in a white sauce. If i want fish with white sauce and potato, ill have a bit if steamed cod, parsley sauce and new potatoes
Man, Porkpies are the fucking bomb.
>>15902549lawrence king talks like a nigger so theres that
>>15903984typically its several types of fish, prawns and sometimes scallops poached in milk which is then used to make the sauce. by all means make it and eat the parts separately, its good, my secret is adding chopped broccoli florets for some greenery and extra umami
cant beat a meal deal whats your go to lads
>>15902549The Eton Mess looks edible
>>15904022used to be tesco's honey mustard chicken pasta but they dont seem to do it anymore so BLT, monster zero, peperami
>>15902549Dont you get tired of making these threads?
And what of it?
>>15903885Wouldn't know, I'm not allowed in anymore because I was being racist in gregg's the other day
>>15902549got me craving a good pork pie now.
>>15903908Thats Fisherman's Pie (in the same vein as cottage pie or shepherds pie) with the potato crust and not a true pie. Stargazy pie is actually a true fish pie.
>>15902549Noone I know eats those things
>>15904069Based office breakfast anon
>>15902549Good roasts and side dishes.Yorkshire pudding is good.Faggots can be good or shite. Blood sausage is something I like but I wouldn't call good.Fish and Chips are meh. I've had some good Shepherd Pies. Tikka Masala or whatever is called is gross and barely British. Overall not as bad as people say, not the best either.
>>15904069Honestly looks like something a kid made. Horrific. Never respect a man who unironically eats baked beans ffs.
>>15904332Beans are good tho
>>15903921Because living in Britain induces a sense of overwhelming apathy
>>15902549bland as fuck!brit bongs, the war is over! you can stop rationing the spices, and the ice for that matter.
>>15903719Ok but what's step 3
Never have, and never will respect angloid pieces of shit. They unironically out-kike the jews, and are snakes in the grass. Fuck the english.
>>15904333Is that a stake?
>>15902549It alternates between truly glorious and awful. Pre-WWII and pre-rationing cuisine is pretty sweet if you execute the ideas with modern quality ingredients.
>>15905544No, I'm not an angloid variant.
>>15904070what happened lad?
>>15904069>this diet conquered the world
>>15902549You're telling me a people that sustained himself mainly on toast and beans conquered and colonized the world? What was that old saying about Brits sailing off to far away countries because of the ugliness of their women and blandness of their food?
>>15905551I'd drive a stake through that plate of shit
>>15905825sounds like your the one seething
>>15903921Because in the UK, rationing lasted long after WW2 finished and the economy is always fooked.
>>15902600>Jolly Ranchers in a jarHol' up a minute
Schewpid americuns frew the t in the ocean
>>15902600that's an american
>>15902600seeing people put beans on toast makes me cry every time its so sad
>>15906027That's some pure anglo cope ya got there
My friend in the UK said his mom makes this fish where it's a baked potato except the potato is scooped out and meat is cooked in the skin. Is this a thing?
>>15902549Well when drinking to much beers the night before an English breakfast with bacon and all gets me going again :D
>>15906027I wish. They don't even make those little bean cups stateside. Would be nice if they did.
>>15906069Loaded potato skins,you don't have to add meat can add anything really, to do it well mash the potato up with cream and butter and pipe it back onto the skins then add cooked chopped bacon or ham and cheese and bake.
>>15904333That looks posh
>>15905589Asked this Indian guy where curry plates were. I was high on mushrooms so I asked>Where are the curry munchies
>>15906027lmao cope, that's probably one of the most british people i've ever seen
A bacon sandwich or cottage pie with HP sauce is heaven on Earth. I'll fight whoever talks shit about British comfort food. They have some memes like chip butties, but their best stuff is amazing.
>>15905589i got called racist in greggs
>>15906082weird how someone has removed all the bean sauce from that image. unsettling.
>>15905560Chink? I sincerely hope you're not a larping mutt
>>15906036You not anglo?
>>15903885Inside the pastry for extra flavor.
>>15902549Beef wellington is a legitimate food. The rest of it is trash.
>>15906082Those tomatoes, eggs and mushrooms need salt and pepper, beans look too dry and bacon looks too fancy/thick to the point cheaper would be better - aside from that pretty good.
>>15906036we don't have jolly ranchers here lad
>>15906027Americans dont have those sockets.Accept your toadline slag
>>15906596ah bollocks you're right, i saw the jolly ranchers which we don't have here and not the plug. she's doing it terribly though, every step is as lazy and shit as you can go. it'd be like when you lads deep fry a block of butter but you don't bother seasoning it and you pick the cheapest butter you can find and you use oil you already fried the whole last month's worth of dinners in.
>>15906623https://www.amazon.co.uk/Jolly-Rancher-Hard-Candy-396/dp/B00XIPFAPE/ref=sr_1_1?dchild=1&hvadid=80745416837180&hvbmt=be&hvdev=c&hvqmt=e&keywords=jolly+ranchers+uk&qid=1617836239&sr=8-1Your inbred probably bought it online.Also most americans are faggots about fat. We use air fryers, margarine, pam spray, and other gay shit. We are fat because of sugar and refined carbohydrate.And unlike you toothless fuckers we do season our food. I went to london, how the fuck you not have any salt?
british food is based. homely and /comfy/ foodit's just seething seppos saying it's bad because they're still not over a very marginal tax in the 18th century, hence why they never shut up about our food, our teeth and making all of their villains in media have british accents
>>15906027Anglo internet defense force reporting for duty
>>15904069I think I'm going to puke
>>15906540ye but why
I'm Australian and I like it a lot, love fish and chips, british style indian curries, roast with yorkshire pudding, porridge, beef wellington, scones, pies, pasties, black pudding, toad in the hole and sausage rolls
>>15906665You know this guy lives off of soda and processed carbs
>>15906843i was being racist
>>15904309oath those look good
>>15902549any brit dish with meat in it is actually pretty good. can't speak for the rest of it though.
>>15903957Poverty food is usually also comfy as fuck
What is with the Br*tish obsession with beans?
>>15904332what the fuck is wrong with you lad
>>15902549that last one reminds me of nikocado lol
>>15902549From what I've tried, it's better than it looks.Haggis is good and all of the constituent parts of a full English are so inoffensive I don't know how someone would dislike it.
bottom right is just flavourful mince, bottom left is just a pie that has been mangled to make it look weird, top ones admittedly look pretty bad.
>>15902549I just wrote up a whole autism post in another thread about how godly my great granny's traditional British cooking was so I think it's fucking great when you can actually cook.FWIW pork pies are overrated and jellied eel are criminally underrated even by Brits. Nobody here eats them, but they should.>>15903921We don't. Beans on toast isn't something you'd make as a meal.
>>15907261Do you know how many beans and rice threads I have to scroll through on /ck/And the "does chilli have beans" threadsThose are all not British threads
>>15909174Only British people would think beans belong in chilli, because they put beans in everything
>>15902600Let me tell you how it's done properly. sizzle some pepelloni in a pan. not for too long now.Toast some bread until starring to turn gold.Add beans to the pan with peppelloni. Cook for like 7 minutes and maybe add other stuff if you want.Now plate. But garnish with some mature chedder and grill. 8.5/10
>>15909181What do we use beans in other than English breakfast and beans on toast
>>15909192it's a side. Sometimes my parents would pair it with 'ham eggs beans and chips' Normaly my parents would make corned beef instead of ham for some reason though and no eggs.
>>15909210Maybe this is something I'm too middle class to relate to
I've had the bottom 2 and they are great, don't talk shit about brit bong food
>>15906855Americans are severely retarded. The problem is you should start eating salads fatty not that you haven’t integrated enough bacon in your diet. Muh carbs is a giga cope
>>15902549Who's that fucking neck-beard?Lives on US Pizza
>>15902576Can you cook, bitch?We aren't talking about using your Mom's pussy either.
>>15902579Yeah, Just like Fast Food, eh homo.
>>15903365>Learning to cook on the Internet>LearningOK, Faggot.
>>15903421> ThisPosted by an American, they hate butter on toast.
>>15903728>There’s also the thing that brits don’t seem to really enjoy cooking as an activity compared to other nationalities that take food as an important part of their culture.Who would you be comparing this to??Surely not America or Canada?
>>15909182away the pepelloni
>>15903933America is still eating poverty food.>Pizza>Hamburgers>Mexican food> Et al...............
>>15904045No, the Mutt is obssesed with the UK and their food and the "Royals".
>>15905519He loves hot sauce on everything
>>15902549Brits will always eat like the Luttwaffe is about to drop some bombs on them.
>>15904069yo this nigga eatin beans
>>15909192Jacket potato with beans and cheese is popular, beans are also a popular side with gammon and egg.
>>15908631>all of the constituent parts of a full English are so inoffensive I don't know how someone would dislike it.I think that can be applied to basically all British food, which is why I find it baffling that we still get these threads apart from it literally being a meme.
>>15902549It’s in their nature for Americans to be obsessed with British people and vice versa.
>>15909620What the actual fuck is gammon with eggI guess we do have baked beans as an option with baked potatoes but I wouldn't exactly call that obsessing over them. It's a baked potato.
>>15909624It's niggas who don't actually know what british cuisine isI've said it a billion times but these fags will turn around and post about how much they love macaroni cheese five seconds after shitting on bong cuisine>>15909429He's comparing us to Frenchfags, Italians, Spaniards, Poos, Chinks, Nips, etc.>>15903728Except for the bit on our culture not valuing cooking this is entirely wrong, and makes me suspect you have no idea what British upper and upper middle class cuisine was like. Big fat roasts and pies and shit were absolutely the rich man's fare.
>>15903719Lamb FaggotsIngredients:50g onion, peeled and diced1 garlic clove, peeled and finely chopped1 tbsp olive oil30ml port (or red wine)1 lamb heart, trimmed, washed and finely chopped (about 125g trimmed weight)100g lamb liver, trimmed, washed and finely chopped125g bacon scraps, finely chopped200g lamb mince1 pinch ground coriander1 pinch ground cumin1 egg2 tbsp rolled oats1½ tbsp (6g) finely chopped flat-leaf parsley, leaves and stalks3 thyme sprigs, leaves picked1 tsp sea salt1 tsp ground black pepperCaul fat (rinsed) or streaky bacon rashers, for wrappingend your shitty meme
>>15902553I just looked this up, they're shaped like cups but they aren't filled in any of the pictures I saw. Are you supposed to fill them with meat, ice cream, or a sweet fruit filling? If not, why are they cups?
>>15902549He better not be dissing pork pies.
>He doesnt make his own pork pieswhy?
>>15909753You can pour gravy into them, but they become like cups because you cook them in very hot 'cupcake' trays in the oven. The cup like shape probably originates from trenchers, inedible bread that was used as a plate for meals in medieval time. Yorkshire puddings are like mini edible trenchers.
>>15909899They look shit but I bet they taste proper, making pies can be a bit fiddly
somebody kindly post that screenshot from princess principal
>>15902549uk breakfast is god tier, but most other dishes other than wellington is garbage. Sausages, eggs, black pudding, whole roasted tomatoes, hash browns, mushrooms, toast, the fucking lot. pancakes and syrup is shit tier fuck you NA
>>15902549British food mostly sucks. I do love meat pies though.
>British food, amirite?!
>>15902549Memes aside good shit
>>15902576>Yorkshire pudding is goo-->BASIC BIIIITCH>O- ok, well how about-->AHAHA STARGAZY PIE AHAH JELIED EELS LOLOLOLOL
>>15902549Beef Wellington is good.
>>15911112It's really just a loop, americans get shitted on with "do americans really", brits get shitted on with their shit cuisine, same for germans, italians and frenchies for being bitchy etc etcall these reasons are dumb but it feeds itself continuously
>>15910362What other dishes have you tried?>>15911103Exactly, pies are amazing.
I've already said this in a previous brit thread, but the very first time I visited overseas and sat down a classic british breakfast I went home furious that we don't have their beans. I was angry that I had lived most of my life up to that point without knowing how delicious they were. I snarled my lip when the plate came to the table like, "BEANS?? Who eats beans for breakfast?! I'm gonna be farting the rest of the day." and my first mouthful blew my brain out of the back of my skull. I saw my ignorance. I saw the light. All hail british breakfast beans! Fuck black pudding though. It tastes the way your hands smell after you handle coins or your keys. That heinous metalic flavor/smell.
>>15909429obviously italy&france you dingus, they are the food culture centres of europe.
>>15911317Also the tomato. Not sure why we don't slice a tomato in half and toss it into the frying pan like how the brits do. It's such an easy and delicious thing to add.
>>15904333Is this >>15910076 you...
>>15902549I now realise why they colonized half of Asia and Africa. Because that don't have any spices or herbs of their own
>>15902549the country is too old for the food to be good, fucking food from the 50s were bad, why the fuck do you think food from the fucking 1500s would be any good
>>15911385*laughs in chinese*
>>15902600Is it weird that it looks appetizing to me? Aside from that fact that she used a plastic cup to heat the beans (it's like inviting cancer), it looks pretty goodI would eat that
>>15904069I bet your shits are hard as bricksWhere's your fibre lad?
>>15911401No because it isn't disgusting and is actually very nice. Its just ignorance that makes people think it is.
>>15902549OI MATES YA WANKAS WANT SOME SPOTTED DICKS WITH THAT FAGGOT IN GRAVY?
>>15909885She's dieting anon.
>>15902549I always hate admitting to it, but their assortment of meat pies, the full english, and their fried monstrosity pub foods are all pretty great.
Any other brits have a kitchen commode? The amount of space it saves is unreal. I only need a shower room
>>15911317What the fuck, how abhorrent are your beans that heinz baked beans blew you away>>15911352I don't know why either, like you said it's ridiculously easy and tasty for your effort>>15911657Pies are literally delicious and it's very strange to me that anyone would try and argue otherwiseMore likely, they simply don't know that pies are a huge part of British cuisine>>15911664I just shit in the shower
It's overall perfectly fine to sometimes being delicious and it does what it sets out to achieve. Might not be fancy but not everything has to be.
>>15911707I know, I know...I live under a fucking rock. My only theory is that the HFCS in our Heinz beans isn't in british Heinz. Maybe the chef did some magic. Maybe they sprinkled in come cocaine. Maybe I was extremely hung over and everything tasted better than it really was and I'm just misremembering it? Maybe it's all the above?
>>15903728You could say that most countries' respective cuisines were based around what people had in large amounts at the time, its not like your average peasant in the middle ages was living on much more than grains. Many European countries have distinctive types of cheese and large varieties, though I wouldn't really put those countries as having particularly good fruit or dairy any more than France, Italy, Spain and so on. If there's any point at which British cuisine had a particularly working class angle you could certainly argue during the first half of the 20th century when two world wars and the rationing alongside them prompted large use of offal which many today find gross (especially younger people).Otherwise whilst there is undeniably a degree of simplicity in British cuisine, I do think the simplicity can be deceiving at times, some dishes can be more complex than they look at first glance.Also the UK isn't the laughing stock of the Anglophone world, no country is outside of the many jibes and jokes specific to each, which are almost always light-hearted. Each country is relatively far richer than most of the world and particularly stable. The UK in particular owes a large part of its economy to how stable it is for financial services. And whilst many want to expatriate from the country, so too do many Americans, Australians and Canadians want to come here. I'm not saying the UK is anything extraordinary and it has many bad points, but I think you've gotten an unduly poor image of the country in this regard. And lazy cooks are everywhere - surely you can't deny that? I don't deny feeling like one of the few people that are interested in cooking around these parts but at least from what international students have shown and the numerous hostels in other countries, foreigners don't seem to care much either and are happy to live on cup noodles like many here do.
>>15911727>HFCSOh, yes, that would do it.When I first tried American toffee popcorn I thought there was something wrong with the bag I bought because it tasted so fucking bad. I'm sorry for you niggas.>Maybe I was extremely hung over and everything tasted better than it really was tbf this'd do it too, to this day the best bowl of noodles I've ever had was at a grotty Muslim noodle shop while experiencing my first hangover
>>15902549All of those dishes taste fantastic though. Real home-cooked feel and delicious. In this day where everything that goes into your gob has to be photogenic has corrupted peoples expectations of good food. Stick to your plastic looking over-priced 'meals' thank you very much.
'UK food is bad' meme started due to rationing and shit due to WW2. That shit in OP isn't eaten regularly by the average Bong.But why do they NEVER post images of a hamburger or lasanga? Both British inventions. Or potato chips. Or Banoffee pie? Or something like that?And nobody ever cries about Iceland or Finland or other Scandis eating urine pickled fish.
>>15911793>hamburgerBruh I don't think that's oursWe do have macaroni cheese and spaghetti bolognese and tikka masala though, and all three of those are wildly popular abroadLike lmfao good fucking luck finding an Indian restaurant outside of India which doesn't sell tikka masala and vindaloo
>>15911803>Bruh I don't think that's oursThe first recipe for a hamburger is in an English cookbook.>The popular book The Art of Cookery Made Plain and Easy by Hannah Glasse included a recipe in 1758 as "Hamburgh sausage", which suggested to serve it "roasted with toasted bread under it". It is regularly part of a wiki-war between Americans and Germans trying to make it theirs.
For me, it's Nana's Sunday dinner with a tall glass of Vimto to cure the hangover, followed by a bit of shite telly and a cuppa Yorkshire Tea with some hobnobs. Maybe a bowl of Vienetta for dessert if she has any in the freezer. Love ya nan
>>15902600she even did the plating, mate, what are you complaining about? is it cus it don't have any arigola on da side or summit? yuropoors are just fussy eaters.
>>15911807Fair enough>>15911834I'm so fucking glad I'm not working class
>>15911981lol love the meme but he's right
>>15911781ITS NOT WA-LA, WALLA, WALAH, VIOLA OR ANY OF THATIT'S VOILA PLEASE GET IT RIGHT
>>15912189I've never actually seen any of those except for the pork pie
>>15904333CAM ON INGERLAND
>>15902600I love it desu, it needs butter though
>>15909899because it takes about 2 days
>>15903421I butter my toaster instead of my toast.
>>15902549I like Shepard’s Pie
>>15902650This thread is about British food, not British women. Please stay on topic.
>>15902549Pork pies are based you fucking mutt
>>15902549>AnglosNot even once
>>15906036>>15906119>>15906516she might be in britain but she's an americanbritish people don't look like that
>>15902869It’s actually really good. Take puff pastry, fill it with a roux, onions, bacon, and hard boiled eggs, then poke some fresh-caught rainbow trout thru the top and its pretty good.
>>15902549i do not respect people that eat beans for breakfast.
Why are Americans so obsessed with us?
>>15911727>Maybe I was extremely hung over and everything tasted better than it really was and I'm just misremembering it?this is how 90% of brits experience their food, if anything you just enhanced the authenticity
>>15912255fuck you froggie, your dead language is no longer relevant now
>>15909724>British food isn't bland>Posts recipe for bland food
>>15914843Anon are you okay
>>15902549I want to eat stargazy pie
Rarely pretty, sometimes delicious
>>15903908you're educating the english on pastry foods particularly what a pie is, i kek.
>>15914843How the fuck is that bland?
>>15902549worcestershire sauce is magic