Which of these cheap coffee liqueurs available to me would be the best alternative to kahlua? That shit has gotten pricey.Please help, don't make me, Allah forgive me, turn to reddit.
why are you buying liqueur if you're looking for cheap booze?get it from costco if you can, you don't even need a membership
>>15394303Get a case of Miller High Life or PBR and stop being a fag.
>>15394303kapali. its label looks cooler.>>15394310probably wants to make a certain drink or spike some coffee.
>>15394310>>15394324Yup, White Russians are ace.
>>15394310Also, no alcohol in costco here. It's only allowed fr big brother shops.>>15394319I'm burnt out on high life, and beer in general. Can barely be bothered to drink it fast enough to get a decent buzz.
>>15394346Such is /alc/ life
>>15394371The best part of White Russians are you don't have to eat a bananas every day to make sure you don't get all twitchy from potassium deficiency.I still do, but that's because they're cheap as fuck and tasty for breakfast. If they get too old, just dehydrate them into banana chips. Or throw them in the freezer for banana walnut bread later.
>>15394411Hokey smokes I couldn’t figure out why I was all twitchy after a bender this past weekend. Fuck
>>15394303Why the fuck do reprobates like yourself put alcohol in coffee? Completely ruins the point of both alcohol and coffee alike unless your only goal is to go for a caffeinated drink, in which case you could get a bottle of 100ct-200mg caffeine pills for $4.00 at CVS, and a handle of liquor to wash them down with. If you’re drinking them “for flavor”(if you’re mixing them, you’re not drinking them for the flavor), then you’d be much better served to just drink them separately so you can actually taste the coffee instead of just ethyl alcohol, and you can taste the delicious bourbon instead of overpowering it with fucking coffee.
>>15394448>wah wah you're not allowed to like something i don't like wahhhh
>>15394423If you're not lactose intolerant, a fat glass of milk or two and a banana or two are amazing long term. Seems to work even better than eggs and bacon, especially for a small breakfast person like myself.The K recommendation from the FDA is absurd, but it's because up to that level, potassium makes you stay healthier in a lot of ways.There is also magnesium and other electrolytes as well.Now, if only there were a cure for acidosis...
>>15394448I rarely drink coffee, and spike it less. But if I'm gonna spike it, it's gonna be whiskey, bailey's, or rumchata, not coffee liqueur, you massive winged faggot.
I don’t drink while working from home except on every other Friday I get a semi sweet Starbucks drink and heavily spike it. Mm good times. And I get a lot done.
>>15394448>why would someone drink alcohol in the morningbecause he's a drunk, why else?
>>15394459Is acidosis when you puke yellow bile the morning after drinking?
>>15394518Hmmm, I never had that, except when I didn't eat for like a week, and I wasn't drinking at the time.You might just need to eat more.Acidosis is when you wake up with a gagging cough, apnea, palpitations, and it's hard to keep even water down.I guess if it's bad enough bile might come up.
>>15394512You don't have to drink coffee in the morning. Though, personally, stimulants hit me like a truck, so I don't take more than two cups of strong coffee, and don't have it after 4pm. Otherwise I risk insomnia.
>>15394303May I present the most cost effective route in terms of volume/cost for coffee liqueur
>>15394453Exactly. It pisses me the fuck off
>>15394567Why make it when you can buy it by the gallon?
>>15394567Love the image, but I'd like it to be a little more presentable to normalfags than that.I guess I could lie and said it was made in some super hipster way.
>>15394551I think you’re right about the eating more. Normally have one small meal around noon on days when I plan to drink and then end up puking bile the next morning. Alcoholism fucking sucks
>>15394472If you put anything more than a small amount of sugar and/or cream then you have bad taste. There’s nothing more to be said.
>>15394588A splash and a pinch. Don't like it creamy, sweet, or overly bitter.
>>15394585What's the color, translucency, and consistency? It might just be stomach acid. I suffer from turd, always have, but puking up bile is pretty rare nd serious.Are you a pick up a bottle as soon as the shop open kind of guy? DTs? Because that's when it's really bad.
>>15394581Hows this? Feel like the frame really brings it together
>>15394593This is the correct answer. Fags who only drink black coffee to be a cool tough guy are the same people who have hot sauce collections. Coffee needs a little something to be what it’s suppose to be, but the polar opposite of black coffee fags with the Starbucks style bullshit “coffee” syrup drinks might even be worse. That shit is vile, at least black coffee is just painfully bitter, much like myself.
>>15394614You cheeky legend.
>>15394303Haven't had those but Kamora is pretty good.
>>15394646That's the vibe I got online, but it's either not in stock or not offered by the state owned liquor stores near me.Maybe I could call in a request.
>>15394605Super yellow, semi viscous, not sure about translucency. Strictly a beer drinker. Never start drinking before 5. Usually have between 6 and 12. Been doing this 3-4 a week for around 17 years. Maybe it is just stomach acid.
>>15394671Yeah, sounds like stomach acid. Eat something carby like a sandwich or pasta before you drink, and follow drinking with some water and antacids.
>>15394706>>15394671And try to take it easy booze wise (rules for thee, not for me), and even consider rx medication for GURD.
>>15394712Thanks. This site has given me all of the best advice I’ve ever received over the years.
>>15394303lolita is actually pretty good, i like it more than kahlua. i think they use it at a few prestigious bars cause it is the best bang for your buck option if you cant afford mr. black or anything like that
>>15394551>>15394562Should I go to the hospital if I have this?
>>15394782idk. i've had it all week.
>>15394782what are they going to do? stop drinking
>>15394303Go to a fucking liquor store and buy whatever's cheapest.>Caffe LolitaThis one tbqh
>>15394567>Infusing with FolgersGonna taste like shit desu.
>>15394866This is a Folgers board anon, you will learn to like Folgers
>>15394782If it becomes difficult to breathe and maintain awareness, yeah, probably. I just get skipped breaths when I'm half awake in the morning, or a random rapid few heartbeats where it feels like my BP is higher. Goes away as soon as I get up and sip some ginger ale.
Making your own hooch out of grape juice and wine yeast is probably the cheapest.
>>15396210Where can I steal wine yeast from?
>>15396219Yo momma's coochie
>>15396227How about I scrape the dark side of your gunt with a putty knife?
>>15396249LOL. I get mine from amazon 10 pack for 8 dollars
>>15394866>THE BEST PART OF WAKING UP>IS FOLGERS IN YOUR CUP
>>15394782>>15394813>>15394831>>15394975The cure is to STOP DRINKING ALCOHOL and DRINK SOME FUCKING ELECTROLYTES. You should probably also get a hearty dose of B vitamins and some fucking sunlight.
Alcohol isn't for poor people.
>>15398321Why are you acting like anybody here doesn't know that? Tard.
>>15398328You said the same thing about your mom, and look how that turned out.