>*FWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*FREEZE STOP RIGHT THERE!!!! TELL ME YOUR FAVORITE VEGETABLE AND YOUR FAVORITE WAY TO COOK IT OR YOU ARE UNDER ARREST!!!!!!!!
OnionEaten raw
Why are the teddy bear's legs amputated below the knee?
>>15388178SpinachSautéed
PotatoesMashed and sneeded
>>15388178空心菜炒
>>15388200That's akari, not a teddy bear.
>>15388236It has teddy bear ears, but moving on; why are its legs amputated?
arrest me faggot bitch, i'm black and i'm not going to cooperate. If you shoot me your grave will be pissed on by blm! Also as i am of affrican decent, your question is meaningless to me. no veggies for me.
>>15388261>/pol/cel>posts cringeeverytime
>>15388244Those are her odango not bear ears, and they aren't amputated, the artist just didn't draw her lower legs.
Zucchini. In a diced tomato garlic & white wine sauce.
>>15388178oh no it's the loli police
>>15388178Asparagus, steamed
>>15388269I know right? Talks about vegetables but doesn't mention eating dirt. Fake blacks on the internet should be shot.
>>15388178fuck it I'll eat that shit raw
>>15388178Brussels sprouts, roasted with butter.
>>15388276Why didn't they draw them? Are kneecaps taboo in Nippon?
>>15388178Asparagus, seared on cast-iron with then sautéed with garlic
>>15388417I guess they wanted the focus of the picture to be her upper body and face, but they still showed her legs to make it clear she was wearing a cute skirt.
>>15388455Why not extend the legs to the bottom of the picture? Why not just crop the picture differently?No, no, I believe she is an amputee! I'll give the artist credit for making the little cripple appear handicapable, but she should really be in a wheelchair.
>>15388466Okay here's proof she's not an amputee.
>>15388548
>>15388548Why do teddy bears wear underpants?
>>15388558SHE'S NOT A TEDDY BEAR!!
>>15388178Daikon radishStewed
onioncaramelized
>>15388570Buddy, take it easy. No need to get so upset about cartoon teddy bears that have no legs. Next you're going to tell me that Asuka is something besides a whore...
>>15388589
>>15388589She's not a teddy bear and she's not an amputee.
>>15388178I'm the guy with the gun. Show me your cooter.
>>15388178ice cream. Sometimes I even eat it straight from the ice cream plant. When its in season of course.
Portebello Mushrooms Baked and stuffed in the teddy bears ass
>>15388178AsparagusPan fry with olive oil, garlic, salt & pepper ;)
>>15388261>what are mustard greens>what are collard greens>what are sweet potatoesYou've never seen a black person irl
>>15388178Steamed parnsips probably.
>>15388178Broccoli in any american chinese food. Sautéed or grilled onions. Raw onions are pig disgusting.
>>15388178>FAVORITE VEGETABLEPotato.>YOUR FAVORITE WAY TO COOK IT Slow Cooker Potato Bake.
Bok choy Blanched
>>15388178cucumbereaten rawI need my fiber, babey
I don't eat vegetables only meat and protein powder, I'm not even joking. A man requires no vegetables, I am doing all fine and have been for the last yearish. Vegetables are just pieces of junk chads fooled you plebeians into eating.
>>15388200>>15388417https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ma_(negative_space)
>>15392702>The existence of ma in an artwork has been interpreted as "an emptiness full of possibilities, like a promise yet to be fulfilled"That's very poetic and all, but what does it have to do with crippled teddy bears?
>>15388178CornSteamed
>>15388178How did you make a post with no image?Mashed potatoes
>>15392763nigger look at how nothing in the composition clips through the borders. if he drew the damn knees it would ruin the concept of negative space
>>15388178steamed broccoli with soy sauce
>>15392780Did I totally ruin the artist's vision just now?
Pickled beets
>>15392794yes i hate it
>>15392823You have no taste. The distracting stubs and monuments to the artist's shortcomings have been vanquished, and yet here you pout.My creation allows the mind to continue the portrait instead of being confronted with the horrific scars of a botched procedure.
What kind of resistance would one need to put up, in order to get forcibly subdued and cuffed by Akari? Asking for a friend.
>>15388294Ahem, the proper nomenclature is lolice.
>>15388178Garlic raw
>>15388178I've been really into various tender greens from the Asian market stir-fried with just garlic, rice wine, and soy sauce lately.
>>15388178brussel sproutsroasted with bacon
>>15392794we can rebuild her, we have the technology
>>15392909ooo big wordme think you smart
>>15392954I hate niptoons, but I like the cut of your $6 million jib.
>>15392954Dumb as cant catch any criminals like that
>>15392979She should at least be able to kill your waifu through a locked bathroom door, though. :^)
>>15388178Potato, boiled.
>>15392954posting in epic bread
>>15388178BeetsBeautiful, delicious beets fresh from my garden. Boiled and then fried in butter with salt and pepper.
>>15393830These things are so good brehs. If I could invite over all of /ck/ for a beet party I would. I used to grow lots of stuff in the garden but now I'm just a beet farmer because they are the best!
>>15388178Asparagus, blanched
>>15392954Hi Emi.
>>15388178Sweet potato, baked.
>>15393830Beets are the only vegetable I truly hate to the point of spitting out, that hint of sweetness mixed with the earthy taste of dirt makes me want to puke, I don't like carrots much either for the same reason but they're tolerable enough that I'll eat them without complaint if served, can't stand beets at all though
>>15388178BroccoliSteamedA bit of salt on top if you're in the mood
I take the carrrotI grill that carrotI eet the carrot with some salt n ppepper
>>15388178Braised collard greens. Start by making chicken stock. Then simmer some smoked pork hocks in the chicken stock for a few hours. Now pull the pork meat from the bones add it back to stock and then add some collard greens. Simmer the greens till theyre very tender. Add some vinegar and enjoy
>>15388178Carrots, raw.
Brussels sprouts, roasted and served with spicy mustard.
PotatoBaked
>>15388178BroccoliCheese soup
>>15388178midge
>>15388178asparagus, grilled w/ lemon, olive oil, salt n pepper
>>15388178steamed and buttered carrots
>>15388178any kind of chili pepperraw
>>15392954thread worth it for this alone, well done
I want to hug Akari
broccoli, sautéed in garlic and salt
>>15396810based
>>15388178I heard a whistle, but I don't see who was blowing the whistle. Where are you, whistle blower?
>>15388178Cauliflower Baked in vanilla
>>15388178radishesplain
>>15388178Potato cut into wedges and baked with skin on.
>>15388178biased carrots and other root vegetables (sometimes even brussels sprouts) oiled and roasted at high heat in the oven. Delicious
>>15388178PotatoPretty much anything
>>15388589>reifag/misatonigger/KaworufujoMentally ill.
>>15399411Jokes on you; I've never even watched NGE. :^)
>>15399417Neither has anybody who still talks about it, retard.
>>15399424And what does that make you?
>>15399436An asukaCHAD. Dilate.
>>15388178spinach anyway
potatoeshash brownswith a shit ton of ketchup and soy sauce
>>15388188oh shit fpbpspecifically sweet yellow onions
sproutsprouted
>>15399966I like red onions the most but yellow are good too
>>15388178Cunny, fresh ;)
i like a lot of them but favourite has probably gotta be broccoli - dont care if it's steamed or boiled or roasted or w/e
>>15398324>le akari is invisible memeYou think you are funny? That meme is insanely forced and old. It never actually made sense, since she's one of the characters with the most screentime. I actually rewatched the series and took the same. She's the number one character, far ahead of anyone else. So think again if you want to call her "invisible". I know that success breeds jealousy, so that's probably why you want to make the most popular character in the series not exist anymore, because your shitty favorite "waifu" lost against her, but she won't go away. She will be forever the best character in the series, and your shitty character will live in the shadows, like you like in the shadow of your basement. There's nothing more idiotic than some fucking retard trying to pretend that who's clearly the most likable character in the entire series suddenly has no relevance and can be ignored or ommited or force an epic "she has no presence" meme. The only thing invisible are your girlfriend and your job, you utter failure at life. If you ever saw a girl like her, you would build her a shrine and worship her like the goddess she is. Not only you are disrespectful towards all the legit fans of the series, you are also disrespectful towards the creators and animators when you pretend that she's invisible. You can pretend all you want, but she's basically the main character whether you like it or not. She has the most air time when you take into account the quality put into it. There's just no argument to sustain the invisible meme and you are a fucking retard shit tier opinion for forcing it. It's been fucking years already, let it die you pathetic moron.
>>15400067
Onion. Charred in a fry pan. Roasted broccoli is also great.
>>15388808Based
Broccoli. Throw it on a baking pan, light drizzle of olive oil, sprinkle panko and a touch of parm. Bake until lightly toasty. Can do the same on a grill. Or maybe beans. Sliced bacon pieces in a pan, cook them, extract bacon, cook beans in bacon grease, remove beans and add bacon to beans.
>>15388178Caramelized onion
>>15388178Squash cooked in coconut milk and with herbs
>>15388178ONIONS AND I SAUTEE THEM
>>15400832this, let me move along pls
>>15400067Autism speaks.
>>15389876Interesting. Recipe? I yearn for more lazy slow cooks.
>>15388178Swiss chard, steamed with a splash of apple cider vinegar.
>>15388282>ZucchiniThat's a fruit
>>15388178red onions, fried and caramelized well with any type of fatty meat.
>>15388178Broccoli because I don't know if potato countsBaked with cheese
onioncooked until dark golden brown, caramelized
OnionBoil in soup, chopped. Also runner up: raw spinach leaves in certain soups and sandwiches.
>>15392954
>>15388178Leeks. Love them steamed, served cold with egg and vinaigrette.
>>15401453MrEnter made a great video about Autism Speaks and how terrible they are for autistic people.
onionas a part of a base/general purpose aromatic
>>15402125This looks intriguing but wouldn't it be stringy?
for me, it's microwave steamed brussel sprouts, the easiest lazy tasty veggie
>>15402416The idea is that you slice them across the fibers, and you remove the hard outer layers. It's usually very tender.
>>15399411another win for us Ritsukochads
Asparagus, covered in some nice herbs like rosemary and thyme or italian seasoning, some garlic, tossed in olive oil then roasted.
>>15390868This, but it has to be locally grown or the taste just isn't the same. Plus they're really cheap when you get them from a farmers market.
>>15401453newfag
