Hello, fu/ck/ers. In honor of the incredible amount of Skyline shitposting that's been going on here for the past few days, I'm gonna make a pot of the sloppa. My wife has never had Skyline & the threads made her want to try it. We can't buy the canned stuff where I live, so it's time to make a pot of slop.
cinammon in a chili? what the FUCK are you doing.
>>15100438Its Skyline chili, bud. You'll just have to trust me on this one.
>apple cider vinegarThat's a new one
>>15100429>letting your wife browse 4chanNGMI
>>15100429An hour later and you still havent delivered
The recipe calls for boiling the ground beef in the soup base but that's a level of savagery I refuse to stoop to. We will be browning it first.
>>15100537>BoilingDoes Ohio really?
The spice mixture for Skyline chili is a mixture of all this. Its an abomination
>>15100537>boiling the ground beef in the soup basewtf Ohio, please secede and join Canada
Beef is browned. In goes 5 cups of water, can of tomato paste, the spice mixture, the chocolate, and 2 tbsp of apple cider vinegar. I wish I could tell you my kitchen smelled good. It doesnt.
Now just gotta simmer this sloppa down a bit before I get some spaghetti boiling
>>15100555then they just got lucky with the combination out of blessed clumsiness.
>>15100595holy fuck me christ that looks disgusting
Post an update - is it simmered down enough?
>>15100642Buddy it smells like beef and cinnamon and chocolate and cloves in here. Its awful and good at the same time. I agree that this chili is an abomination, I'm doing this because of memes really
>>15100673No, I think it may take about an hour. Hang tight. I will be posting pics of the final pile of sloppa with noodles and cheese
>>15100555Ahahaha what the fuck
>>15100595Ahahaha wowGood job op, this looks horrible
>>15100545No it an Appalachia thing. Cincinnati is basically kentucky
>>15100696Welcome based Strawman.
>>15100712>AppalachiaDon’t pass off your backwards shit on us. We survive on pinto beans, cornbread and chow chow you cinnamon spiced twat
Can't wait. My buddy outside Cleveland said it is popular, but crap-terrible
I've tasted the slop for seasoning or.... whatever. Its fucking odd. The memes were right. Its sweet and cinnamony. I don't know how this is supposed to go with noodles and cheese.
>>15100744toss it in the garbage and pretend you never tried to make this, don't disappoint yourself by tasting it
>>15100728The not browning the beef and cooking it in the sauce so it breaks into tiny tiny pieces is so West Virginia/Kentucky
>>15100744See it through to the end, OP. You owe it to us.
>>15100781city slicker lies, West Virginians know to brown the beef in some Crisco shortening before doing anything else with the recipe
>>15100792West Virginians probably brown it in motor oil or some other ass backward yokel thing.
>>15100792>>15100801OP here. Funnily enough, I grew up in Southern WV. I live in Washington now but I never had Skyline when I lived there.
>>15100460I'm glad you stuck around, bestfriend.
Slop is beginning to thicken boys. We're getting there.
>>15100801>motor oilwe save used motor oil for staining and preserving lumber, Crisco is for cooking>>15100809In WV this dish would have been called chili-mac, not made with spaghetti, and cinnamon and chocolate are for desert you godless heathen
>>15100792I am from Ohio my dad was from West Virginia. My aunt's West Virginia. Church recipe book has chilli with no browning. It specifically says to ad the meat uncooked and bring to simmer.
Will follow until dinner is ready
>>15100837Jesus christ how horrifying
>>15100837in WV there's a difference between chili for hot dogs sauce and chili for dinnerYou would know that if what you're saying is true
>>15100837Yeah. Recipe I'm following said the same. I couldn't bring myself to do it
>>15100851It has an interesting texture. So soft.
>>15100537>>15100595The meat will be dry and crumbly and will be noticeably "outcast" from the sauce. Trust me. I'm a tri-stater born and raised and I've cooked this meal at home probably 200 times and made that mistake a few times before I stopped doing it. You should also be grating the cheese yourself. It's the difference between a passable bowl and a tasty bowl.
>>15100854Yeah it does say hot dog chilli. Hmmm. Maybe. We never ate chilli for anything but hot dogs when we visited. It is the best hot dog sauce.
>>15100869that Appalachian hot dog sauce is the best thing that ever happened to a weinerchili for dinner in WV has nicely browned, somewhat large chunks of ground beef, kidney beans, bell peppers, chunky tomato sauce and then whatever your little blessed heart desires
>>15100862Potato masher to the rescue
>>15100562not even we want ohio
most of you niggers complaining about boiling the ground beef probably also end up boiling instead of browning with how much water is in the meat
>>15100881Yeah I agree that's legit best hot dog sauce ever. I bought a WV church cookbook just for that.
>>15100683It's the only reason to do anything in life. Hope you and your gf like it.
>>15100886You cook it down until the water evaporates & it gets properly brown in its own fat. You're not going to brown it enough before the water starts coming out.
Potato masher broke up the meat pretty well. Gentlemen, were in the home stretch
Oh hell yeah boys look at this sweet slop. Time to get some noodles going
Don't scorch it
>>15100882Yeah, I've done that before. The masher didn't have the effect that you imagined it would, did it? I'm not lying when I say I've made this dish hundreds of times and I've figured out all of the quirks throughout a decade of rigorous trial and error. It's one of my favorite meals. Listen, you need to bring that pot to a boil. Not a full boil where the liquid is jumping out of the pot, but a low boil where there's a bunch of small bubbles on the surface. If you don't do this right now then all is lost. You said 5 cups of water, that's one batch. Let it boil for 30 minutes, then bring the heat to low.
>>15100979Dude I'm not taking making this slop that seriously. Its close enough.
Pasta is on gents, chili is sitting ready. About to chop onions. We're almost there
>>15100993get that cheese shredded and up to room temp
>>15100901>I bought a WV church cookbookJesus loves you for this. Hopefully it has a jello salad recipe
>>15101002>Jello saladMore than one version I think even. Also multiple peach peach recipes. Pies and crumbles. I made the crumble and omg.
Gentlemen, we are mere moments away from the sloppa meme meal
>>15100986It's my fault. I thought I was Socrates or something for a minute there. Sharing learned knowledge used to be something men did.
>>15101022crumbles are good, if there's a berry cobbler recipe that book is the real deal
GENTLEMENWE DID IT
>>15101058Say it with meBIG
Looks better than I thought - how does it taste?
>>15101041>Berry cobbler. I will have to check that. I so haven't read the whole thing. I wonder what even is I'm it. I know the hot dog sauce is legit amazing. So I think I might start cooking through some.
>>15101058You've made the state of Ohio proud tonight. Don't listen to the trolls.
>>15101058I dunno man, whenever I've seen the pictures there's so much diarrhea on the plate that you can't see the noodles.
>>15100429>>15101058>pre-shredded cheddar cheeseInto the trash it goes.
OP reporting. Its not as bad as I thought it would be. My wife fucking loves it. She is scarfing the sloppa down like a beast. Its not my favorite thing, but it's not disgusting like I thought it would be desu
>>15101073BEAUTY starring Mackenzie Foy only on Disney+!
>>15100595you should put the tomato paste in and "brown it" too before you add the apple cider vinegar. best order would be beef out, then fry aromatics in whatever grease is left in the pot, then the tomato paste for a minute or two then finally whatever acidic thing you're using to deglaze. I wouldn't listen to the other fag about the meat not being good.
>>15101091Part of the traditional recipe, coastie. If you shred your own cheddar block it's not a Skyline. Go fuck yourself, city scum.
>>15101094your wife is a keeper. Don't fuck the marriage up.
Gotta say something addicting about this slop guys
I see what you did there
>>15100555looks like a shit ass version of mole spices
Well lads, I gotta say I have a much different opinion of this slop now than what I came in with. I didn't mind it at all.
>>15101190OP delivered tonight and that's the official /ck/ verdict. Nicely done.
>>151012116'1" 210 fuckface
>>15101235Kek. No, I don't. Who are you, Shitlord?
Bravo OP! This is the kind of wholesome content that I enjoy
>>15101105>If you shred your own cheddar block it's not a SkylineI'd go as far as to say that unless it comes from a Skyline franchise, it's not "a skyline".>>15101118>>15101190You've now experienced the true power for the first time. Relish in this moment. Next time grate a block of cheddar and follow the chili instructions to a tee, but don't do that dumb ritual that buckeyes do when they first receive their plate.
>>15101235Suck my entire cock and balls
>>15101252Thanks bud, it was fun. Changed my opinion of a dish too, so that was cool. My wife is fucking addicted.>>15101257Lmao based musclehead autist. >>15101260Fair enough. I do find it hard to believe though that Skyline shreds their own cheese. I worked in the restaurant industry about 10 years ago and we got bags of shredded cheddar.
>>15101257 Hey man you seem upset I'm kind of worried about your blood pressure I think you should probly just take a seat and drink some water. Maybe a nice nap
>>15101277>hard to believe though that Skyline shreds their own cheeseIf you don't think Skyline has a wagie dedicated to shredding cheese exclusively you don't know the restaurant biz
>>15100429Following along. Have a bump OP for today you are not a faggot.
>>15101298I don't know the Skyline biz. I worked for a pretty awesome pizza place though and the cheese came pre-shredded. Prep cooks have better shit to do than shred cheese.
>>15101311 Wait...Adam Ragusea, is that you?
Alright gents, it was fun. Thanks for joining me, and goodnight!
>>15101058That really does look like a sloppa shit. Congrats OP.
Quality sloppa thread, OP. Well done.t. Midwesterner
>>15101386You did good, OP. I enjoyed your thread.
>>15101058looks just like the shitposts, thanks for the thread anon. glad it turned out better than expected
Curry powder>chili powder>turmeric >black pepper>cinnamon>garlic>ginger>cloves and/or allspiceCincinnati chili spice powder>chili powder>black pepper>garlic>cinnamon>cacao powder or cooking chocolate>allspice or cloves Why do dumb faggots flip their shit so hard over this sloppa? You retards understand that this is extremely similar to the overall flavor profile of stereotypical curry powders, right? What the fuck is triggering you so hard about this?
Namefags get the rope. Good sloppa
>>15100555>pre-ground black pepper
>>15100935You should publish your diarrhea recipe.
>>15104019It's perfect for people who eat skyline chili
>>15104038fair point, guess it matches the cheese
>>15100429It looks nice, recipe please?
>>15100683Kinda sucks you're being a bitch about it and probably not putting in the care you should to make it the best it can be
>>15104142It’s done and he liked it just scroll down
>>15101033i advise getting out of your own asshole
>>15100438It's just like making a mole or other Mexican stew, anon. You know how I know you're an American and a tastelet? You lack the ability to think in abstract and your reptile brain hears cinammon and just thinks "dessert food" instead of actually considering its taste and how it would go in a savory dish.
>>15101832THERE IS FUCING CHOCOLATE BAR IN IT YOU CUNT.
Keep us updated, OP
>>15101033Yeah, shut the fuck up faggot.
>>15106324There is 1/2oz of chocolate. Its not that much>>15106400Not much left to update on. Had it on some hotdogs today and it was pretty good, but prefer the noodles more.
>>15101058Sloppa/10, I'd eat it
>>15100429>kroger>can't buy the canned stuff where I livebullshit
>>15107751I got it at Fred Meyer actually. I live in Washington state, they don't carry it here.
>>15101086That's probably as there's no noodles in it. It's spaghetti.