Do you guys like Indian food? Like kebabs, curry and naan?
>>15099371It's pretty great. I'd eat palak paneer any day of the week.>>15099375Pretty much every culture around the world has its own kebab or kebab-like dish. India and Pakistan have the seekh kebab.
>>15099371I have it once a week. Gobi Manchurian is the absolute tits.
For me, it’s South Indian food. Like Dosa (fermented rice ground up into a batter with masala flavorings, cooked like a crepe and stuffed with spiced potatoes, sauces, paneer cheese, sometimes meat, cauliflower, etc.
This dosa has spiced potatoes and peas
we have excellent indian in our area. east bay, california, with huge immigrant population AND sophisticated palates of natives. def not hole in wall greasy dumps. though we do have some of those. wish indian food was fresher and not so well cooked, esp. veggies, but love it. even okra. dont like desserts.
>>15099789>AND sophisticated palates of natives.what the fuck does that mean
>>15099371love going to the 12 dollar indian lunch buffet and stuffing my face with butter chicken, palak paneer, tikka masala, vegetable korma, and complementary buttered naan and or pakora. liberally apply tamarin and green chutney over my food.i think ive been to one south indian lunch joint, i guess theyre harder to come by. lots of fish stuff but it's not what i crave. and it gets a little south east asiany with use of coconut products. i like the heavy cream and dairy in the north indian gravies.
>>15099800He's just fellating himself over where he lives like some Redd/int/ faggot.
I love indian foodpaneer curriesdalindian pickleslassiDosas and Sambarare my favorites off the top of my head.it's a very good cuisine.
>>15099371yes, who doesn't
>>15099904>south indian lunch joint, > lots of fish stuff Dude...
>>15100056Not sure what you're trying to imply.
>>15100072South Indian food generally doesn't have fish dishes. You may have gone to a regionally specific Keralite or Tamilian food involving fish. My knowledge of this is also second hand since my gf is Indian I just take her word for it
I love it. I don't know how "authentic" my local place is here in America but I don't care.
I wish it was more common here. I can only name one place relatively nearby, and it's prohibitively expensive.
>>15099392lol how about you "seekh" some fucking pussy
only had it once the other week from an apparently popular local place, had with my friend's family, unfortunately all of them are boomers and spicelets except my friend so we got the mild stuff, would love to try as hot as they can make it. that said we had buttered chicken, chicken tikka masala, samosas, saag paneer, and papad (and rice and naan of course). loved it all.
Indian food is pretty good desu. Chicken tikka masala with some naan bread and lots of water makes for a really filling meal.
I love mutton curry. Mutton is probably the most underrated meat
>>15101128Bless the brits for introducing curry to Jamaica. Fucking love me some lamb curry. Goat's pretty great, too.
>>15099371Hell yeah bro i could eat matarpaneer, pav bhaji, chole bathura, keema samosas, sesame kulcha, vindaloo, sambar, pakoras, rasmalai, all of it i could eat it every single day. Pajeet food is god tier
>>15099463>>15099489Glad to see you enjoy our cuisine :)
yes, it's in my top 3 cuisines alongside Italian and greek/Mediterranean
I have a lot of options around me thanks to the large immigrant population of Indians and Pakistanis. Overall I've found Lamb Biryani to be the king of cuisine for Indo-Pak meals. Chicken 65 is a guilty pleasure, and chana masala is the ultimate filler dish. I like the south indian food too, but holy shit they put the spices used in northern indo-pak food to shame.
>>15099371Indian buffets are good. But I can't stand Indians so I ever go
>>15101623Are you south indian?
>>15101111A whole street for sloppas? I gotta checked that out sometime
>>15099371Once you bite the bullet and go find all the spices, it's surprisingly easy to make. It's basically just yogurt marinade with spices, then you either grill the marinaded stuff or stew it in a curry with cream or coconut milk. Throw shitloads of ghee everywhere and you're good to go.
>>15101892Yea I am
>>15099371Yes. Rice, naan, jerk cheekon, curry goat, cheese curry thing, dosa, biryani, tandoori cheekon mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm all good füd yum yum
>>15101930No wonder we get such low quality faggoty/cringey leftist shit posts. This website is predominantly a white only space. Do me a favour and stay the fuck off this board. Also neck yourself
>>15099371I love it but I'm ghostly white and anything above mild~medium depending on the place is like eating acid and fucks up my insides. Id eat it more often but it's so expensive here.
>>15102008Oh no a non white I'm losing my mind ahhh kys inbred
>>15099371Never really had it until I got into it this year, my town has several Indian places and I've slowly been exploring different things.Absolutely love Naan and Onion Bhajis, and there's a ton of good curries out there. Captain's Pathila and Chicken Darbari are probably my favorites in my very limited experience.
>>15101032ThisIndian food is often just gravy greasy sloppa, and I say this as someone who cooks Indian at home and had Indian exs
>>15102438>>15102064>>15102059>racism makes him a newfagGet out niggerfaggots go moderate a game of Gmod or something you whiny cuckolds
>>15104005>I say this as someone who cooks Indian at home and had Indian exsNobody cares, you fucking faggot
>>15101930are you mallu
>>15099371Yeah. It’s so fucking overpriced though for what it is. 17.99 for some steamed rice and a few chunks of stewed chicken swimming in a sauce then 2.99 for a piece of fucking unlevened bread. These bastards are making insane profit because white people love the novelty of a good curry
>>15106100You do if you have never tried and want to knowIt's just not that great. Thai food is better. Vietnamese is better. If you want to eat heavy you can eat whitoid, just pick a country like France or Italy. No need to eat this diarrhea inducing street shitter slop.Indians are disrespected for a reason.
>>15099371Aloo Gobi and Chana Masala are favorites for me to me to make as well as a good Dal.
>>15101930How’s the weather over there?
>>15106162>buying foodcooklet tierindian food is easy as fuck to make yourself, any restaraunt is overpriced and Indian restaraunts (true ones) are some of the cheapest available
>>15099371 (OP)>Do you guys like Indian food? Yes>Like kebabs, curry and naan?No
>>15099432I had it during my Indian friend kid's bday part, man the texture is just divine
Ain't nothing wrong with a Dal Makhani, some Paneer Pakora, and a cheese stuff Naan.
>>15106162>17.99Wait, you put how much for 1 person? I live in the most Punjabi place in North America and you can feed yourself full for like $12 canadian aka $9 US. ANYWAY, Saag is where it's at. Looks like sludge, but it is extremely good
>>15107991*$12 canadian is at a sit in restaurant
>>15107991>Saag is where it's atmein niegersaag is my absolute fav
>>15099371Talk about a poopoo platter
Love me some chicken tikka and naan
>>15099463Crocs? Really, you uncultured swine.
I don't like poo in my food so no
>>15099432thats looks amazing!
>>15100283South Indian food is very seafood orientated, definitely when compared to northen.
>>15107797is your friend a single father
I love butter chicken.
>>15101909>Throw shitloads of ghee everywhere and you're good to go.This is the advice I give to people who can't get Indian food "as good as the restaurant," and I let them know they need to use more ghee and a decent amount of spice.
>>15106162So make it yourself. The only investment is the spices, but even those are cheap if you buy them at an east indian grocer or buy the east indian spices at a wypipo grocery.
>>15107687Yeah, the only reason to go to Indian is if it's a buffet and then you can have like 6 different dishes that cooking yourself would take an entire day.
>>15099371>>15105892 palak paneer recipe
>>15099371Reminds me of the Indian/Paki lunch buffet in my shithole hometown. Only missing those delightfully bouncy seekh kababs. All-you-can-eat for 14 leafbux
>>15099375punjabs have kababs you mong
>>15110912That tandoori chicken is basically a kebab but not served on a stick.
>>15101909This. It's not a cuisine where you can just pick up two or three unusual ingredients and make a dish; you really do need cardamom pods, fenugreek, turmeric, coriander, kashmiri chili, Indian bay leaf, etc to make anything. The bright side is that once you have all those component spices, you can make a shitton of different dishes.
>>15099371Yes. I used to work near an Indian food place and would go there for the buffet at least once a week
>>15110602>buffet>indian """food"""it's sloppa shit targeted to morons like you, same as chinese buffet """food"""
>>15112345Mmm, love me a Chinese Smorgasbord. You sound like a real fucking pill.
>>15112496you sound like a fat shit
>>15112345Disliking Indian food is a sign of extremely low intelligence
>>15114470liking any buffet is a sign of being american (low intelligence and fat)
>>15100483>>15106162Yeah, it's insane how good the buffets are and also insane how much single dishes cost. Indian is my fav but I pretty much won't go to a place unless it has either buffet or thali plate meals.
>>15099371So I just decided that I might try to learn Indian over the winter. I've got pretty much all the spices, just never got over my early fails. Thinking palak not-paneer, dal makhani, dal tadka, channa masala, etc. Since I can't do dairy, it seems like tofu would be an appropriate texture replacement for the palak. Question is how would I pre-prepare the tofu so it didn't taste like I had blocks of chalk in my palak. Any ideas? Seasoning w/ salt and frying in a little butter maybe?
>>15114603>dal tadkajust add tofu with your tadka
I like going to the buffets because I dont know what I like so I try everything but since mid summer with this coof they locked them all down. no way am I going to pay 15$ for some chicken and sauce when the dinner buffet was 15$ and I could eat 8 plates
>>15114603tandoori chicken is easy I see jars of the spice mix at krogers now you just add chicken and yogurt
Bost babs and bagene
>>15099904I too am a lardarse
>>15107991I like saag too. Especially if a slag serves it, heh get it
>>15104005lol you're blatantly a slant eyed virgin. why are you lying on the internet?
>>15099371I like the bong versions of street shitter food. Tika masala and vindaloo are great.
>>15110531No, it was a pretty nice bday for a kid, bouncing castle, cotton candy, balloon maker. Plus there were a lot of fireworks at the end, it was nice
>>15106143I've literally talked with you before. I am not Mallu. You are the alopecia white chick.
>>15106162Here in the Bay Area, California, we have so many indian restauarants and grocery outlets here that the average curry dish here is like 8 -12 bucks. Pretty solid.
>>15115588Tikka masala is Punjabi and Vindaloo is Goan.
>lived in Idaho for a few years, bumfuck town of 25k >one of the indian restaurants there had an all you can eat buffet on Saturdays from 11 AM - 3 PM >still remember the Saturdays where my fatass would take 3 - 4 shots, drive over to the buffet, and watch the family who owned the restaurant stare at me as i grabbed my seventh helping of palak paneer and butter chicken.
>>15107991I love how saag paneer is the worst looking indian dish but definitely the tastiest
>>15099432>>15107797I would suck a homeless man's AID's ridden cock for just one taste of gobi manchurian again but i dont live near any indian restaurants and there's no fucking chance i can cook that
>>15115978nuh uhyou're thinking of someone else
>>15117133I know its you bhenchod.
>>15117147you can't prove nuffinand don't call me that, call me babe
>>15117620How is your search for a mallu man going?
>>15099371If I couldn't get full I'd eat tandoori chicken forever.
>>15117647SANFRANTASTICmy most recent subject seems at LEAST somewhat fond of me B). but once he asked me why i'm so weird B(
>>15117787>SANFRANTASTICU live 40 minutes from me if youre out there in SF hunting for mallus. Does your most recent subject know you're into indian guys?
I live in a small midwestern town and never travel so I don't know if I do or not.
I like Indian food. I was in Mumbai last year for a few weeks and liked the stuff I ate. Tons of vegetarian food. I feel like Indians actually understand how to make vegetarian food because their vegetarian food isn't so focused on trying to be meatless versions of meat dishes.India is a big country with a bunch of different cultures, I feel like I've only scratched the surface of Indian food.
>>15118002what the FUCK is this conversation
Is it too much?
>>15118002i'm in maryland :'((((((((( and yes he's become very aware. i'm not souper interested in him since he kinda talks like a girl in the sense that he gives a lot of one word replies and is almost incapable of understanding any form of joke, but for the same reason he's pretty fun to lightheartedly mess with>>15118226are you indian
>>15118284>he gives a lot of one word replies and is almost incapable of understanding any form of jokeHow the fuck do you even text this guy and have fun
>>15118288it's funny to act obsessed with him and confuse him
>>15100283Im south indian and india isnt really big on fish but compared to what the outside world knows as "indian" food its more from the landlocked states and western india.All 4 states in the south have a coast line so fish is eaten but just not as much. The south has much higher rates of non vegetarians compared to the rest of india.Pic related
roti or naan?
>>15099371There is not a person on this earth who doesn't at the very least like butter chicken and rice with naan.
Does eating indian food mean i have to take spicy yellow curry shits in the street? I want to be authentic
>>15118449neither- parotta. Oh no, oh fuck, oh shit, it's coming bros, it's coming, IT'S COMIIIIII-
>>15099371There is an awesome cheap indian restaurant I get after work. You can get two meat curries plus rice and naan and dessert for 13 dollars. Its great.I usually get Chicken Tikka Masala and Rogan Josh Lamb with Kheer.
>>15101930Based, thanks for the food anon
>>15118455that would be cultural appropriation
>>15118395just end his misery ffs
>>15119112how do you suggest i do dis
>>15118597Ah Kheer - the queen of all deserts.
>>15118395ahh the romance of two sperglords
>>15119448are you brown
>>15119593I prefer to call it caramel, but some people say its poop. I guess brown is the most objective way you can describe me, yes.
>>15119597do you have hairy toesies
>>15119656My feet are a bit hairless for an indian guy but I do have a few sprinkles of hair on my toesies.
I make curry regularly but I don't know if it's exactly Indian. I've never even eaten at an Indian restaurant. I don't think I have one with in an hour's drive.I started with some jar's of Patak's because I was binge watching Red Dwarf in the mid 2000's and I was like "I gotta try this vindaloo stuff this nigga always talking about". I liked it. especially the Jalfreezi. ate that shit for years. But then at one point I couldn't find it in stores or even online and I was fiending for some so I got creative and ordered some curry powders, I tried a bunch. my favorites are Frontier Co-op Vindaloo and Sun Brand Madras. basically my curry is onions, peppers, chicken, and sweet potatoes in tomato sauce with a fuckton of curry powder and some crushed red peppers and a little vinnegar. slop that shit on some basmati and it's fucking deliscious. I don't even bother with Patak's anymore. sometimes I make a quick little dish where I wrap Linquica or Chourico in foil with vegetables and slather it in my tomato/curry powder sauce and bake that shit for 2 hours. also deliscious.
>>15119695>I don't even bother with Patak's anymore.thank fuck for that
>>15099371If I eat curry I will smell later on, I dont ever need deodorant or anything but if I eat curry I feel disgusting like im covered in poo.
>>15119666QUITE NICE, would enjoy getting my spine snapped by these fine stompersdo you have hairy teetas
>>15116283It's honestly not hard, if you can batter and fry cauliflower and toss in some chilli sauce that's it.
>>15099371Had Afghani food the other day from a place in town. First time I ate goat meat karahi. Wasn't disappointed. Middle Easterners know their spices.
Why the fuck is indian food so expensive? It's $40 for a samosa, some garlic naan, and an entre at my only local place. It's not even huge servings
>>15099371Fucking LOVE Indian food.Weirdly my 2 favourite curries are on the entire opposite sides of the heat spectrum... love a korma and love a vindaloo.
Are there any good pre made curry powders? East End tastes bland.
>>15120169find a spice shop my ladif you live in a city with indians there will be onethey are magical places, huge bins filled with really fresh spicesthey will sell a garam masala (spice mix)also at fancy white stores you might find a ras el hanout which is another kind of good north african spice mix.
>>15099928>paneer curriesThis. I love the stuff, especially paneer makhaniI normally go out to eat indian every couple weeks but due to lockdowns, haven't been able to. I found an indian grocery that has frozen curries as well as non-frozen 'shelf stable' ones. They only had 3 packs of paneer makhani which made me sad, especially since they were so darn cheap. $2.50 a pack and when mixed with rice, will give you two small meals
>>15099432That's indo-chinese, or "hakka" you absolute mong. Go kys
>>15107991Brampton detectedor Surrey
superior curry coming through
and superior kebab coming through as well
>>15121202what is this bullshit
>>15099371I hate indian places that don't give you free naan with your order
>>15121202we have weak stews in the west, this is a spicy food and lentils thread
>>15119947Where the fuck do you live? That should only come up to around £20 or so, and probably closer to £15 if you take out the starter.
>>15121578Are you fucking retarded? Naan takes a shitload of effort to make and cook. Not to mention that you think something is "free". Fucking communists, when will you learn.
>>15099371I once had lamb vindaloo. The owner of the restaurant was impressed that I didn't cry.
>>15123935no it doesn't it's like asian place not giving you rice retard
>>15123953In Bongistan you order the rice, curry and breads as seperate dishes at most places, unless you're ordering something like a Biryani.
>>15120169Sun Brand Madras and Frontier Co-op Vindaloo
I sometimes eat Indian food with my co-workers. Biryani is probably my favorite, I'm not a big fan of curry.
>>15119784I didn’t know afghans made karahi too.
>>15125110>he’s been biryanipilled Based. Made some last week pic related