Do you sometimes introduce your girlfriend to new foods, maybe from your culture, or does she introduce you to new foods?How does she react, usually?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKcqBV4bRHshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UjwQ-XoXtAI
>"I don't have a girlfriend. I hate women"
had a Brazilian girlfriend 2 years ago and she (sometimes) made feijoada and some sweets i forgot the name
>>15097256For the record, do they wax?
>>15097226I actually do.I'll be introducing her to Swiss and French cuisine when we next see each other.She doesn't like to cook and the only thing she made for me was egg and mayonnaise salad [spoiler]which was actually pretty damn good[/spoiler]
>>15097226Guy is pretty cool. The girlfriend seems like a vapid cunt
>>15097226I tried dating but I live in the UK and my exes had miserable fucking taste.Had a food exchange where ex brought shitty risotto that had 0 herbs/spices in it (just cheesy rice mush) after I presented my cultural heritage dish of slowly curried mutton to the point it falls off the bone and every bit of the meat is permeated with tomatoey, oniony, spicy goodness.He had the fucking audacity to call it a tie. We broke up shortly after.
>>15097858You know things are tough out there when even faggots can't stay together.
>>15097226Me and my girlfriend bond most over food - but she's vegetarian, so I have a limited amount of food from "my culture" I can really share.>>15097858Anyone can cook stuff for a long time. That's not a skill.
>>15097226no ni66ers pictures on this board please
When I lived in Japan I very much enjoyed introducing people to new foods. None of my coworkers had ever had pecans, for example.I took two different women out to different Mexican restaurants, I took a girl to an Australian coffee shop. A former student of mine was going to study abroad in England, so I found an Indian place that did Butter Chicken curry and treated her.I had daigaku imo for the first time with two cute chicks, that was nice.None of them were ever my girlfriend though.
>>15097895>Anyone can cook stuff for a long time. That's not a skill.The spices added have literal seconds of cooking time. Your window of opportunity between steps to catch each spice powder at the right "doneness" is a few seconds. Move to slow and it burns. Move too fast and it's raw.>>15097879I ain't gay. I just have a vaj.
>>15097226What the hell is he talking about "it will make you thick" lol. Garri is just carbs.Personally I don't like soaked garri, but dough garri("eba" as he call it) with any soup is nice. Pic related with scrambled eggs mixed in is very tasty as well.I also recommend putting a little bit of oil in the "eba" garri dough, it gives it a better texture. He doesn't do it but it's better. Any type of oil, but if you want something more authentic use palm oil. It will make the dough yellow.
>>15097936I respect your cooking, but you sound insufferable. Really doubting the food exchange had anything to do with your breakup. Maybe your seething turned the mutton sour, hence the tie with your ex?
>>15097907>Daigaku imoBruh that is just sweet potato in honey and sesame. It tastes like ass.
>>15097936tits or gtfo
>>15097972Suck my cunt, tastelet
>>15097936i believe u r a woman but god it feels weird to know that girls type like thisill still date u despite this though. contact info?
>>15097858>He had the fucking audacity to call it a tieTake your head out of your fucking ass, princess. Different people have different tastes and FYI the true, basic risotto is indeed only cheese, long rice, stock, onions, white wine and its godlike.It says a lot about your personality that the only thing you had against was the number of spices and herbs in it.
>>15097990Does it help that this was literally the only thing the man could cook?Also you mentioned onions and stock - fucker couldn't even add those (or salt) and used pregrated cheddar as the cheese.
>>15097226I can see why nigerians beat women now. Just enjoy the garri and shut the fuck up.
I am 31 and I've never had a girlfriend
>>15097976Coming from someone who’s food ties with cheesy rice mush, “tastelet” is pretty rich lmao. And I’m sorry you can’t get anyone to suck your crotch so you have to ask vietnamese basket weavers.
>>15097226Gross. Girls are icky.
>>15097238this but unironically
>>15098004>Does it help that this was literally the only thing the man could cook?no
>>15097976I'd love to suck it, babe.
>>15098004>cheddar>no stock >no onionI take back what I said.
>>15098004Most guys nowadays just know how to turn the microwave on, so I guess he is not that bad if can he at least make risotto, even if shitty.
>>15097238More like thisfuck women hating sodomites
>>15097226>from your culture
>>15098045What if I hate women but I'm not a sodomite?
>>15098034I mean is it even risotto at that point
>>15097226My half chink wife got me into sichuan food. She Cooks it very well
I made a whole thread raging about this once. I fucking broke up with that girl last week.
>>15097226The girlfriend is such an asshole in this video.
>>15098571That's how you get views and sweet YouTube $$$
>>15098571thats spoiled first world white women for you
My ex-girlfriend refuses to eat Indian food because "onions and garlic together hurt her tummy" but she has onion rings and Italian food with absurds amount of garlic and onions together all the time. The form of spice she has are hot cheetos and takis so I know she doesn't refuse to have Indian food because of the chili powder spice.She also outright refuses to eat raw tomatoes and bell peppers, and reluctantly eats them when cooked. She says its a "texture" thing.Distinctly I remember one time I took her to a Mediterranean restaurant. She purposely took like 10 minutes to look at the menu and look at certain dishes and make "grossed out faces" where she'd list out some ingredient and be make a contorted face. She'd say things like "damn this looks weird". This restaurant was not even expensive or fancy it jus had news award winning yogurt lamb dishes and ornate rice dishes with lots of cool cuts of meat and ingrdients but she instead ordered fucking Caesar salad and chicken tenders. AGHHHHHHH. LIKE BITCH I AM PAYING. I WANT US TO EXPLORE NEW CUISINES. YOU COULD HAVE LAMB SLOW COOKED IN AGED MEDITERANNEAN STYLE YOGURT BUT INSTEAD YOU CHOOSE A SALAD AND CHICKEN TENDERS. I broke up with her last week though. She is mentally like a child and wanted to be treated like a child. I think she got off on it.
>>15098613https://warosu.org/ck/thread/S15053087Enjoy. The worst /ck/ thread ever.
>>15098671Yeah i can't believe what a giant dogshit pile of thread i am. I felt so bad for creating that i just had a giant sperg breakdown
>>15098603Nigerians are pretty angsty and vocal online so im surprised the video doesnt have more dislikes.
>>15098623His wife is spoiled and first world but....not white. Just a really light skin black girl with predominantly black admixture I'm sure. She's a cutie im sure she's acting up for the camera.
>>15098650>She is mentally like a child and wanted to be treated like a child.welcome to women, enjoy your stay
>>15098039Also applies to most women I know.Most of them know how to do one thing in the oven, usually a simple cake
>>15097226>implying my gf is from a different culturelol you kike
>>15098696If she is mixed she is definitely more White than Black. Americans have a weird understanding of how mixed people look like because of the legacy of the one drop rule, and overestimate how Black some mixed people are. If mixed she is definitely more than 60% White, imo
>>15098726Even if you're a stormy, your girl can be of a different culture. White European cultures are very diverse. British food is nothing like French food.
>>15098730His girl looks a lot more african in other videos
>>15097858>She's made elaborate indian dishes for her exes in a food exchange and they've claimed it was a tie when it wasn't even closeYou are basically me but with the genders switched in the situation. My ex claimed her ground beef lasagna with Safeway bought lasagna sheets matched my chole bhature (chickpea curry with fried bread). FUCK HER.
>>15098736>obligatory british meme
>>15098750I'll take a mediocre lasagna over some curried chickpeas any day
>>15098761I’m sure you would you fat milkbreathed faggot
>>15098780I'm fairly confident that the prevailing opinion would match mine
>>15097829Report back pls
>>15097226my gf and i try to cook something new every week. we're thinking of doing a beef wellington this week but we'll see. maybe we'll save it for the holidays
>>15098789>the prevailing opinion Yes in America or some largely obese place where processsed and pre-ground cheese and meats are predominantly consumed by the cankled populace
>>15098809Even the people eating curried chickpeas en masse aren't doing it by choice, they're doing it because they can't afford meat
>>15098813>Hindu country >people secretly want meatOkay retard.
lol my cute filipino bf makes me nice shit i would fuck up cooking that him and his family would eat together and iiiii cook him the wypipo food that doesnt involve sesame oil
>>15098711Guys moreso than girls thoughAlso nice dubs
>>15097226This shit looks disgusting, but if I was the girlfriend I would have tried to say it in a more polite manner. She is very rude. Just eat it and say "hmmm, I really don't like it personally, but thanks" and move on
>>15098897Yeah, and why didn't the eagles just carry Frodo all the way to Mordor?
>>15098825Low caste Hindus are allowed to eat anything they can get their hands on, including meat. Vegetarian Hinduism is a priest and warrior caste flex that is imitated by aspirants.
>>15098929>Low caste Hindus are allowed to eat anything they can get their hands on, including meat.Non-castes and OBC do that, not Dalits. >Vegetarian Hinduism is a priest and warrior caste flex that is imitated by aspirants.Incorrect, every castes have the same vegetarian restraints. Do you get your world history lessons from Prager University?
>>15097226I started dating a half Chinese girl, who's really into cooking and really into Chinese food, and she's introduced me to a lot of the crazy shit they eat, that you won't see on a takeout menu. Century eggs, chicken feet, shit like that, she hasn't served me dog yet, but I wouldn't put it past her. It's all delicious, no wonder they eat that shit.The best I've been able to do is make her spätzle, every other German thing I know is something she's already had. Not a mutt larping, my parents are German and I was born in Hamburg and lived there until I was 4.
>>15098944Indian proto-nationalist propaganda.
>>15098958>and lived there until I was 4.
>>15098958What's the other halfYour girl sound amazing I hope the best for you n her
>>15098780Your people are afraid of toilets and wipe with their hand. You have no right to insult anyone else you literal shitstain.
>>15098958>Not a mutt larping, my parents are German and I was born in Hamburg and lived there until I was 4.You sound defensive.
>>15099035Identity is important
>>15098801Any specific reasons or just for the memes ? I've sent her pictures of everything and she says she absolutely love the looks of it. That combined with the fact that she's a good eater and not much picky makes the trying of swiss food a pretty safe outcome.What's planned is Fondue, Tartiflette, Raclette, Foie Gras, Salardaises potatoes. Probably longeole sausage with gratin.
>>15099079His country is literally called Niggeria, I'm not sure he cares as much as Black Americans.
>>15099079>Why yes, I am a citizen of Nigeria. How could you tell ?
>>15097226My gf is Viet and shows me all sorts of viet dishes. Of course the obvious stuff like pho and banh mi, but also some stuff I hadn't heard of like bo kho and banh xeo. She also likes korean mukbang meme food. She wants me to try balut which is an egg with and chicken fetus inside. As far as me showing her stuff, she hadn't even had something as simple as a baked potato or chicken soup when we met. I have some soul food and bbq recipes from my black family I have to make for her though
>>15097238I have a girlfriend AND I hate women. How could you tell?
>>15098809>>15098780Looks tasty. Is it hard to do or require special ingredients ?Since my mother is Lebanese we always have chickpeas around for hummus but I was thinking of doing something more with it
>>15099207>Looks tasty. Is it hard to do or require special ingredients ?Not hard just require soaking your chickpeas in masala water overnight. You should 100% look at chana masala recipes online if you have chickpeas lying around
>>15099378Do you want my discord so i can give you some chana masala pointers on discord chat? Lol it would be hilarious if i video chatted you while you made chana masala lmfao we could both get drunk and banter on the video chat
>>15097226Mines fussy and argues with me when I try get her to try new things.I just keep hassling her until she caves in, then she'll like it and ask for more.
>>15099442dare I say, based?
>>15097907You english teaching fucks are literal scum, choosing a fuck all profession for easy jap pussy. Just stop trying to get at your students you fucking creep you’re a teacher not a some pansy international tour guide. Fucking creep
>>15100709I'm a wizard, but thanks for being incredibly mad at me for going out on a few dates and separately helping a student nervous about studying abroad.
>>15100709>being this jealouscumon weeb
>>15101103and you didnt get any pussy lmfao
>>15098650Lol I remember that thread, I drank a whole bottle of NyQuil and posted for hours some crazy story about being a forty year old convicted murderer or something. Passed out, woke up with the page still open, hit f5 and saw a bunch of (you)s and for the first time in ten years of 4chan, felt embarrassed by the shit I posted.
>>15099011White American. Apparently her dad seriously bought a taiwanese mail order bride.
>>15101364Lol i remember you were proud of yourself for a larp while the entire thread was based around my larp. while i admit your larp was hilarious, i think your excessive apologies were a bit cringe. you were acting like you did something insane when the reality is you just did a classic drug n larp, something we all do all the time.
>>15101380Believe me, I've been doing the old drug n funpost thing since you were knee high to a grasshopper, I'm drunk off my ass right now, but I never fleshed out such a backstory before, and to not even remember it? That's ridiculous, you have to admit.
>>15101572I was a big fan of the tuna salad and baked beans LARP anon. I loved it when you talked about your hypothetical manlet dad throwing you through drywall.
>>15101618You got it twisted, I threw him through the drywall.In reality I love my dad, he never hit me and we hang out all the time. I've never even been in a fight.
>>15097238I either will love a girl too much or hate her I dont know whats wrong with me, I'm retarded.
>>15097226We both do. I cook italian and french she cooks indian.Then we fuck.
>>15098730>If she is mixed she is definitely more White than Blacknope. whites just don't understand genes because they're white. genes that cause pigmentation are separate from ancestry. when populations mix, the dark/light genes become divorced from the ancestry that it was originally packaged with. girl in pic is 60% African genetically. dark eyes in Europe come from the Middle East. But even nordic swedes can have dark eyes.
>>15102268>>15098730I actually just checked back for shits, she's 65% Black and 32% White.
>>15101704Can you just be a friend with a girl?
>>15103012 That is not allowed.
>>15097226no, i don't have a girlfriend. with my luck i would probably land some autist who only eats chicken tendies at the best.
>>15103111because you'll get the cooties.
>>15103111 Men and women are different. You can't be friends with different.
>>15103137>>15103134But different men are different from different men yet we can still be friends.Why did everyone think it was normal to have friends that are girls when we were in middle school, but all of a sudden, when hormones kicked in high school, and later adulthood, it's weird?
>>15103156you really aren't that different from each other, i am an outsider which means i am truly different.
>>15097226I fed my gf crab for the first time. Also made her order prime rib medium rare because her mother taught her that it was normal to eat steak well done and hamburgers medium rare. Her mother is the worst cook I have ever met and still believes the propaganda that butter is bad for you.
>>15098780Indian food is one dimentional and boring anon. I prefer the variety yuropeen foods offer. Plus Caribbean curry is better than yours because scotch bonnets are the shit. Plus cassava and breadfruit instead of shitty pitta bread.
>>15103012HahahahahahahaahahahahahahahaIf they are lesbians yes, no otherwise.
>>15098958To be fair German food is meat and potatoes with gravy and bread. Not to knock it I fucking love meat and potatoes.
>>15098958You are American, not German. You may have German origins, but that's not unique. America is melting pot.
>>15103192And she's had pretty much every variation of the meat and potatoes
>>15103258Friss meinen Schwanz, du Schwuchtel
>>15097226>your girlfriendfunny guy
>>15103182Indian food is anything but one dimensional.
>>15103681>it's another sloppa with the same 12 spices and no meat episodeOk
>>15097226I'm italian, she's american, and incredibly easy to impress. Even the simplest recipes blow out her mind. She grew in a middle-class white family, but can't even recall what she used to eat.
>>15103941Middle class white families eat a lot of premade stuff because the feminists created a two income economy so mothers can't actually fucking cook and have to rely on prepackaged food and crock pots.
>>15097226My wife was a fob from England when we first met, and her parents were mind controlling overlords who only ate garbage and bland food. Her mind was blown from the variety of foods I ate and introduced her too. She still thinks some stuff is gross like pickles, but I've found that's just a national bong thing.
>>15101103This nigga couldnt get laid in a womens prison with a dick full of pardons lmao
>>15097858Post mutton recipe.>>15098750Post chole recipe.>>15098650Picky eating can be fixed, but only if the person has an open mind and you're willing to be patient. My SO spent half his life in boarding schools, thought he hated a ton of basic ingredients, didn't even know what garlic tasted like, and had never tried most types of cuisine you can get in the US. Now he'll try and (if it's good) enjoy almost everything. Cooking with him helped a lot because it gave me an opportunity to teach him what things taste like and people are more willing to enjoy food they've invested time into.
>>15098813Curried chickpeas are incredible you diabetic ham hock.
>>15097950That looks really good. Are there any other Ghanaian dishes you'd recommend trying?
>>15103940You have a very narrow perspective.
>>15103165We all human.
>>15097936>I have a vajREEEEE roasties gtfo off my site
I eat ground beef, onions, and noodlesI cook once in the evening and eat the leftovers in the morning I have never have a girlfriendI don't have any friendsI own a bed and a small televisionI don't leave my apartment other than to work
>>15098004>lifetime dedicated to perfecting one dishYou were never gonna win this.
>"Babe... I love you but I just know I'm going to hate this">Has ramen for dinner instead>Eats a single bite of the leftovers two days later>Oh my god I love this! You should have made me eat it!Every fucking timeMy sister is stuck with a man who eats only red meat and fried potatoes so I guess it could be worse
>>15097841she's just with him for the BBC
>>15103940based, the various Indian sloppas is fucking great. hardly any meat due to poverty but that's a simple fix when you live in 1st world
>>15098809why do shitskins come to this country and act like the people that actually built it are insufferable? go the fuck back and eat your poverty food amongst your ilk
>>15102280and 100% cunt
>>15098780Too watery. Not enough tomato paste. Looks gross. Sorry, you lost.
>>15099431Why is a chat client that works pretty well make you cringe? Insecure or coping? Fag
>>15103177How in the world is it propoganda butter is bad for you? Wtf would be the point in that being propoganda?
>>15106461We unironically all have massive inferiority complexes towards whites (and to a lesser extent other successful races like Japs) so we all overcompensate with exaggerated ethnic-pride
>>15106582Selling margarine, oil, etc. Butter is a lot better for you than most vegetable oils.
>>15103182Caribbean curries and Caribbean food in general is massively underrated
>>15098780>>15098809>actually taking pride in this sloppa Dear god, and I thought Filipinos were bad
>>15098552Why would you call your wife a chink?
>>15097907>I took a girl to an Australian coffee shopWhat the fuck does that even mean? Our coffee shop is nothing different or special
>>15108215Australia invented espresso coffees emulating instant coffee. Flat white is an espresso coffee pretending to be instant coffee with milk poured in. Long black its espresso pretending to be instant with no milk poured in.
>>15099049>identity is important>mixes with a girl from the insect horde
>>15108084A lot of White men married to Asian women are racist, and often married their wives because they are race fetishists or weebs. Hapas complain about this shit all the time:https://old.reddit.com/r/hapas/comments/8t0fiz/2018_list_of_white_supremacists_neonazis/
>>15108500This is a pretty hilarious post
>>15108260Interesting. Any resource on Australian coffee you can share?
>>15108215>>15108260Not only the flat white and long black, but I assume the short black? The shop was called Wandi Short Black.But also Anzac biscuits and maybe other baked goods they had were expressly Australian in origin.It was a coffee shop run by a Japanese man, but with Australian dishes. I gather he lived in Australia for a while. Alas, that was the last time I went there because it closed down abruptly a few months later.
>>15108260No, long black is your moms order
>>15109314Short black is just a stupid term for a normal espresso.
>>1509801131 and broke up with mine of 8 years yesterday. Not sure what's next.
>>15109751Suicide if you have any sense.
>>15109751Don't listen to this >>15109772 defeatist retard anon
>>15098879From my personal experience is the opposite. Most guys I know are interested in cooking or at least know one thing they can make to sustain themselves. All the girls however live off door dash and trendy overpriced shit. But I live in a city
>>15109805Imagine not wanting people to kill themselves. You will never pass.
>>15097226>from your cultureNo. We're both white and French. When we try new things, we try it together. lmao @ all the seething in this thread "reeeeeee he said my chicken vindaloo wasn't good by vishnu I feel so insulted reeeeee I'm hyperventilating where is my ventoline I can't breathe help me George Floyd aaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiie"
>>15098809Looks just as sloppy as your code.
>>15097829I wish my boyfriend cooked for me... He's not experienced in the kitchen and i cook most of the time. But it would be nice if he would cook more dinner meals from time to time so i could have some extra study hours (med student so alot of study hours)
>>15108500The worst person I knew when I lived in Japan was a racist Canadian asshole. He had the worst case of yellow fever I'd ever seen, plus he hated multiculturalism even though his goddamn job was being a "cultural ambassador."Anyway he married a Japanese woman who expressly wanted to marry a Canadian.
>>15110179Tell him that men cooking stuff is very sexy to you.
I can outcook any pretentious faggot from a Michelin restaurant, but I expect the woman to cook, and to cook well. I'm fucked.
>>15097238I don't have a girlfriend and I love women
>>15105190>ghee>spices in it>onions>coconut milk, tomato sauce, and/or cream in some combinationwah lah so amazing
>>15097226Yeah, I didn't know what boxty were until she made em for me. Pretty fuckin based with some fried eggs for breakfast.
>>15097858>slow cooked curried muttonindian or jamaican descent? Sounds fucking good senpai
>>15106582The sugar companies faked research in the 60s to say fat is bad for you instead of sugar. Butter is good for you. Cholesterol is good for you. Vegetable oils are bad for you.
>>15110418And also successfully lobbied the governments of wealthy nations to make that research official curriculum.
>>15110418>Vegetable oils are bad for you*Some* vegetable oils. Processed seed oils (sunflower, rapeseed, etc) is pretty bad. But olive oil, coconut oil, etc doesn't fall under that 'vegetable oil' definition.
>>15110519Olive oil is fine but not to cook with. Coconut oil is a good moisturizer.
>>15110519Because those are not seed oils but fruit oils.
>>15110077Ferme-la sale pédé
>>15108500Lmao @ this post
>>15110179No point learning all that just to stay at home and raise your kids is it?
>>15098736>British food is nothing like French food.No, it's far better. We have over 700 cheeses.
>>15098780ur slop is actually worse than a store-bought lasagna