>swarms you while grilling.How do I keep these fuckers away from me?
deploy chemical agents, wage unmerciful war.
Get a CO2 emitter from a marijuana grow store and put it as far away from your BBQ as possible. Start it up an hour before you want to be outside and all those little shits will be swarming the CO2 clouds and not you. Put a bug zapper by it kill them by the thousands.
>>14331106Mosquitoes and sandflies love me for some reason. I'll have 10x as many of them going after me than anyone else.I wonder if certain blood types smell better to them or something. I don't even know my blood type.
>>14331165They are attracted to CO2, it's how they locate mammals. If you were to go outside naked and wear a scuba tank they'd leave you alone.
>>14331165There is a genetic factor but it's not blood type.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38gVZgE39K8
>>14331106Live in a city that sprays for bugs like a civilized society.
>>14331184i read in other sources that bloodtype is a factor and it correlates with my experience. My blood type is 0 and my boyfriends is A and i get bitten twice as much.https://www.terminix.com/blog/science-nature/do-mosquitoes-prefer-a-blood-type/
>>14331227>kills bugs >find for youPretty sure anyone living in a city at this point is but a few IQ points from cattle.
>>14331227Or live in a city that doesn't so the bat population doesn't dwindle
>>14331239I have a couple bat houses on the back of my garbage that I built maybe 5 years ago. They are really amazing pest killers. Bats, black widows, and lady bugs pretty much take care of every pest bug problem in the world.
>>14331174Wouldn't you need a rebreather and not a scuba tank?
>>14331277You passed the critical thinking test. We asses you as human. Please proceed to the next level.
>>14331271Yeah I have one and should hang up another. Bats are bros
>>14331234>boyfriendAre you gay btw? It matters here no girls allowed cooking is a man's job and a art form crafted by men and only the manliest men know how to take a cock in the ass
>>14331106Get a southeastern Asian girlfriend like me. Haven't been bothered by skeeters since we started dating while she gets eaten up
>>14331299t. dilate seething tranny
>>14331462>trannyNo trans people deserve a rope and are mentally ill being gay is a Patrician choice dating all the way back to Greece and Rome.
google "the law of attraction">bbqvampires are attracted to animal brains, you are what you eat.
>>14331458Kek this is accurate and I don’t know why
use mosquito coilsits like burning incensemuch more convenient than having to walk around spraying bugs with chemical insecticides
>>14331501This sentence is peak ESL.
try cooking inside of a walled, roofed structure you fucking atavistic caveman nature boy wannabe
>>14331601Try living inside of a walled, roofed structure you starving europoor.
>>14331106Garlic capsules, vitamin B
>>14331601Gotta love how triggered some nu-males get when confronted with anything outside of their comfort zone
>>14331593Brown hands typed this
>>14331106Citronella candles will repel mosquitoes and various other insects
>>14331106Import a jamboy from china
>>14331106citronella or lemongrass balm. I find that it lasts longer, but just don't touch your balls after applying
Wear long sleeves and pants your queer
>>14332086>>14332172thismosquitoes hate citronella/lemongrass
smoke em if you got em
Stop them at the source, clear any thick brush or standing water on your property. Birdbaths, buckets, puddles and things like that are where they reproduce.
>>14331271>lady bugsWait, what?
>>14332086>>14332234Citronella interferes with their sense of smell, but doesn't repel. They're just less likely to find you.
>>14331184>researchers feed mosquitos with their own bloodMetal as fuck.