Guilty pleasures thread
do americanos really ?
>>14327858You just posted it. Those cheap frosted sugar cookies are my biggest weakness, I can’t help myself to get a pack every time I see them at Walmart or Aldi’s.
>>14327858HOW DO THEY GET THEM SO DAMN SOFT
those are soooo fucking disgusting
>>14327858DO AMERICANS REALLY !?!?
>>14327858That shit makes me hurl, the frosted oatmeal raisin on the other hand...
>>14327858I've noticed that every single person either thinks these are like manna directly from god himself OR they're vile and I find that polarity kinda weird
>>14327858Artificial sweeteners and fruit concentrate from the world's shittiest fruitSo tasty though, has almost a slightly fermented flavour
>>14328173I liked them a lot as a kid. A lot less so now that I’m an adult. I would never go out of my way to buy a pack, but if someone has some laying around, I might take one.
>>14328204I never saw them as a kid. Only within the last 10 years but now they’re at every super market. I never buy them but love them and could easily demolish an entire container in less than 10 minutes.
>>14327858I don't understand how they make the cookie part entirely flavorless. It's all about the frosting.
Almost everything Pepperidge Farm makes
The only thing they made which sucked ass was soft cookiesUnrelated pic
I try not to grab random candy in check-out lines but these are the exception
>>14328289The texture and dough taste is the same
>>14327858I DESPISE these fucking things. They taste like playdoh that fell in cake batter. The frosting is Satan's asshole.Fuck them, fuck every Karen/soccer mom that brought these to school functions to inflict them upon the public at large.
>>14328289Goldfish are great
>>14328309arnotts make a way better version.
>>14327858These are things I would eat the shit out of but never actually buy.
>>14327858They taste and look like wax..
>>14327858Where my swissfags at?
I don't have much of a sweet tooth
>>14327858I don't know why but they just have this specific taste.
>>14327858Overpriced plastic tasting shit, but I tell ya>sipping these bad boys while driving through the mojave
>mfw I share a board with people who eat those $0.15 cookiesThey literally taste like nothing
those cookies are some sort of population control i swearthey're like crack to everyone i know, myself included
>>14328091True yet irresistible
>>14329489Why is there such a huge gap between the mountains now?
>>14329652Because people with big hands and sub 80iq have a harder time breaking individual pieces.To be fair sometimes in airports toblerones are in heavily air conditioned places so the choco becomes hard and stale, so piecing that shit requiers extra effort.
>>14329588>sipping these bad boys while driving through the mojaveIt makes you wish for a nuclear winter?
>>14329623But the texture is amazing.
>>14329678if by "nuclear winter" you mean the comfy neon Fallout kind, then yes
>>14329510holy shit those look unfortunate. Are they wrapped in paper?
>>14327858Haven’t had one in ages bc all the stores closest to me charge $2.75 for this crap
I know they're mostly shredded up baby male chicks and soy protein, but goddamn if having the luxury of having semi-decent cafeteria food level chicken nuggets in the comfort of your own home isn't totally worth it
>>14329789No, it's sausage skin of some kind.
>>14327858These are absolutely disgusting and don't even qualify as food. You should feel bad for liking them.
>>14329666its obviously to reduce costs you fucking idiotthey give us less chocolate for the same price
I can demolish a bag of these in an hour.
>>14328204I used to get them in college and couldn't stop myself from eating the entire pack so I promised myself that I wouldn't get them any more and have kept the promise for 9 years now.
>>14330025>Bar is same length>Reducing costsI hope a bum will spit in your mouth this week
>>14327858I feel like people who like these have never made sugar cookies before
>>14330096>bar is same length>there's less hills thus reducing the actual chocolate portionare you retarded?
>>14330104>there's less hills thus reducing the actual chocolate portion>Bar is the same widthAre you autistic?
>>14329510looks like a pack of dried out foreskinsdid you get it at the kosher deli?
I don't eat snack cakes but these are the shit when frozen.
>>14330103they're like the kraft mac n' cheese of cookies, the real shit just isn't the same
>>14330111are you literally retarded?
>>14330140They're pork, so no.
>>14327858looks like plastic
>>14328175The hell is a provitamin?
>>14330178>Rectangles intead of mountains>Doesn't realize gaps between are wide because mountains are WIDEAutism confirmed
>>14330178btw your chart is gay
>>14330251Like a regular vitamin but it gets paid to do it.
>>14329900Devils food but tastes so heavenly
>>14330164Broke this curse years ago, never again Debbie
>>14328300Hell yeah! I love cow tales too, they are so good
>>14330477His argument still holds. If there's a wider gap between mountains, there's fewer mountains.
>>14330477There is no mathematical difference between having half as many mountains or simply making each mountain half the width. His point still stands, there's less chocolate per bar this way.
>>14330643>>14330653I can't argue with that. If you are so obsessed with the size of chocolate bars that's on you boys.
>>14328173I like them but they're unironically too sweet
>>14330779whoops forgot pic
>>14327900>>14327875>>14328173amerimutts vs. humans, basicallyif you can taste that these things have no actual flavor, the fat tastes like cleaning chemicals and the sugar artificial, then you're still human. They look really nice, which is why I even tried them. They were literally inedible for me though. Worst thing I've ever bought from a store.
>>14327900The chemicals found in kinetic sand
>>14330178holy fuck you might take the retard award for putting the effort into making that chartobviously you're 100% correct, but arguing with double digit wigs in 4chan is a feat of stupidity in itself
>>14330055Fuck yes, these and salt & vinegar are just so good
>>14330178fucking kek, side you let the troll win this one as soon as you actually wasted time>>14330111quality shitposting my fren, fucking checked and kek'd
>>14329830Fuuuuuck these were so good. Trader Joe's pizza sauce taste pretty similar to it so I just make my own now.
till my tongue is bleeding
>>14330055you said an hour to make it seem like you have self control when we all know you crush the bag in 20 minutes or less
The discount bakery rack is my bane thanks to these.
There’s just something about it that makes it so addicting
>>14331196Ah it's been a long time since I've had these. My tongue would become sandpaper for the next 36 hours. Might get some tomorrow.
>>14330816there are different brands that make them and ive noticed some suck and taste like shit but most are so good. Its about the texture really to me though. its like being able to eat that sand that you can mold into shapes. i dont even care about the frosting.
>>14331135Dude the Tabasco ones, holy FUCK!
>>14331232is 7/11 pizza actually good now? I remember trying it about 5 years ago and it was complete dogshit.
>>14327858these are the tits
>>14327858I like to drink taco bell fire sauce of the bottle
>>14330743Since you're post was longer than mine, your are probably more obsessed
>>14331135These are not guilty. They are required.
Shortbread with imitation buttercream frosting. Blech
>>14327858how are they so soft and good??
>>14331761how much I eat of them make them guilty.
>>14329489HURTS MY HANDS
You know I'm right
>>14332003Fucking love Jamo. Got a Tshirt with it
>>14330787Fucking pepperoni cocks
Best low GI roll available. Shame Tesco stopped doing their rye rolls
>>14330055This but any flavor of the incredibly superior Great Lakes Potato ChipsWhere my midwest bros at?
>>14328309I once bought these thinking my roommates wouldn’t eat them but came home after work and half of them were gone.I was compensated but I underestimated the power of fig newtons
>>14329510These look like shriveled little dicks lol
>>14327858I can't post the pic on a blue board, but mines sucking black cock and banging those thicc ebony cheeks. Love finding a dark skinned tranny drunk at a bar, taking it back home and banging the shit out of that thicc ass while he/she's passed out.
I forget how good this shit is it's unreal
>>14332722Hol up niggas, leaf chip coming through
>>14332730No, they look like cocktail sausages. What's with this board and dicks?>Cigars look like dicks>Sausages look like dicks>Bottles look like dicks. >Burritos look like dicks.Maybe you got dicks on the brain.
>>14332770youre the faggot psychoanalyzing dicks
>>14330816true blackpilled cookie eater here. I know they taste like a chemical spill and dust yet I must eat.
>>14330251Probably a bit of cancer
>>14328175logo looking like a condom
>>14331135cheez-its are great but cheese nips have literal poison in them
>>14330477He's right, he even proved it.Inb4 "I was just pretending to be retarded"
>>14329588how bad are these for you? how come ive never seen them in any store in europe?
>>14332597never had one even though i've heard about them since forever. might pick one up this weekend for 4th of julyalso pic related, i hate hard pretzels by themselves, and i don't like dark chocolate, but this fucking combination is like crack and i can eat an entire tub if i end up buying it
Cosmic Brownies [spoiler]but I pick off the rainbow colored nut shits on top, I'm in it for the chew of the brownies. The chocolate itself isn't too bad[/spoiler]
>>14333447>there's no spoiler tag hereAaaaaaand I've outed myself as a newfag to this board.
>>14327858I wanna go buy a pack of these and a gallon of chocolate Milk and go to town.
>>14329678>the mojaveHi neighbor.
>>14333753How are white mushrooms a guilty pleasure?I'd have to eat 22 pounds of them to get my daily calories in.
>>14333673Hey, I'm not the one obsessed. Keep seething
>>14330104>there's less hillsKind of impressive that you manage to cram two grammatical errors into so few words.>>14327858These cheap frozen baguettes with garlic butter in the cuts. They're bad for me and I could make something better myself with very little effort, but I still find myself snacking on one late at night once or twice a month.
>>14327900Sour cream. Yes, really
>>14330251A provitamin is something that isn't really a vitamin yet, but it gets turned into one by your body.
>>14334334only ESLs care about what's a proper contraction.
I bought oreos
>>14329489>that one Redditor NPC at work who thinks she's smart and interesting for showing you a fucking video about "the right way to break off a piece of Toblerone"
>>14327858hersheys shit but I just can't contain myself around thesethey're disgusting after a few bites though
COSTCO POUTINE. They blanch their fries before deep frying them. Its like a salty, meaty, cheesy river on top of potato clouds.
>>14334349>>14330251Yes, beta carotene is one such example since a portion of it is metabolized to Vit. A by your body
>>14330787Apart from the curing salts, these are probably pretty healthy
>>14333351i wish winco sold dark chocolate or white chocolate pretzels, the regular ones arent cutting it anymore
This shit has enough sodium to bloat me up bad, but every three months or so I cave and fry up a can.
>>14332597I've never had one where the shell wasn't chewy. It's just an inferior Drumstick.
>>14327858how do you eat these they taste like death
>>14333320it gave my dad a heart attack so I assume they're bad
>>14329489>you and your waifu will never share a giant toblerone together
>>14334492i know 2 people who are identical, fucking hell
>>14327858Chunky peanut butter on saltines.
>>14334768Oh...Monica....I have several cans in my pantry for the apocalypse. It's a nice hangover treat
>>14329838these are spongy and terrible they taste like breaded nothing
>>14333320To me they appear to be mimicking Asian style energy drinks that come in little brown glass bottles. Mostly B vitamins, caffeine and taurine in a quick shot rather than a sugary beverage.
>>14329900shit i havent had these since i was a kid totally forgot about them
>>14334354I guess you "got" me. English is not my first language, no. I am just as disgusted with people who can't manage basic grammar in my own language, though.
>>14331196does anyone else remember these being called Shockers, or am I just mildly retarded
>>14335801Candy changes names sometimes, man.
It's probably a good thing they're not available year round.
>>14335801Looks like you're in the wrong timeline
I can't stop.
>>14330178defeated with facts & logic
>>14331135The crispy ones are god-like.
>>14332597this is top teir snack, some fools think otherwise and while they have their opinions, its wrong choco taco is the best of ice cream pleasures
>>14329830Not nearly as good as you remember. I bought one last month and it was so plain. The sauce was sugary, the cheese and crust had the same flavor and texture. The little pepperoni chunks were edible but not great. Do yourself a favor and don't ruin your memory like I did
>>14333673>telling americans to cope>I'm going to wake up tomorrow to find more "do americans really" threads on multiple boards again tomorrow
I just demolished a bag of these like the fat fuck that I am.
>>14333320They're a tax on your liver but not much of an issue unless you are knocking them back daily and over a long period of time. Most energy drinks are primarily a B vitamin blend that just metabolizes into ATP and provides a steady energy supply without a "crash" thereby. So it's processing work for your body but so is fast food, alcohol, and so on.
>>14330164>tfw me and a buddy in college would make runs on snack cakes/ho-ho knockoffs and other assorted shit occasionally>surprisingly not fat fucks but gamers too>remember some snack cakes made my shit, literal shit, turn green after I ate them>didn't careNever had that happen with anything else I can remember and it hasn't happened since.
>>14332735These and the powdered donut slats from gas stations are my current bane. Road trips start with those fuckers for me every time. I can taste the chemical backdrop and I don't. fucking. care.
>>14330760Based, after one or two of them I feel like I'm going to throw up
>>14335801They were called shock tarts
>>14329510I thought these were fucking pretzel nuggets for a second
>>14327858Font vraiment les américains?
>>14329510toss them in honey and wholegrain mustard then bake them for about 10 minutes, proper lush mate
>>14337887Oi guv, cook em up and get em in yer gobba, real rippa innit?
>>14327858they're too good. the good thing is that I've cut out sugar so much that I can only stand to eat about one before it's too much at this point
>>14334768>boss used to own a 711 back in the day>had a guy who would religiously stop by after work and pick up a can>dude doesn't come by for a few days>his wife shows up >says her husband has been sick for a few days with a stomach bug>she's got an open can of the hash>shows my boss the can>the potatoes are crawling around over the meat like maggotsI know it sounds like BS but bossu is a cool dude who's worked a million jobs and I trust him
>>14336047>be Califag>grew up with this just being a freezer treat I loved>Harold&Kumar teaches me it's a chain>none near me>fast forward 2 yrs>go to Vegas and see they have 2 or 3 of them >make plans to go on Christmas eve>it's in Old town and the place is like a fuckin bus station>homeless dudes inside and out>other tourists like me ordering>eat my sliders while my friends look on in horror 8/10 wish there was one close to me. I would swing by the drive thru every night I got drunk or stoned. They have mastered the onion umami
please forgive me. i like roman pizza and margherita, too, but little ceasar's is just so good. the shitty bread sticks on the side too
>>14331232feel the same way about their hot dogs
>>14334492Hell yeah, Maggi. My grandma put it in everything. My mother hates it. I put it in everything. It think it skips a generation.
>>14328091American here and I hate it when people buy those.
>>14328289Why guilt? They're objectively amazing.
Seems like they only exist in the german language area, but no matter how many different kinds and flavours of chips i try, those are my favourite.
>>14327858Gf bought a box of nogger classic, i ate the whole box last week :D nogger classic is a classic :D
>>14327858Small focaccia from a specific store
>>14333905if wild picken in certain areas they can have high high lead contain
This thing, ya either love it or hate it. But you can pretty much only get it in Bavaria.
One for you britfags. I vaguely remember Woolworths sold green selection box's of mint flavoured chocolates (no not After Eights). They were similar to your standard Quality Street boxes. Woolworths hasn't been a thing in the UK for over 12 years and I vaguely remember these were sold every Christmas. Around the same era when Dream bars were still a thing.
Where my Eurofags at
>>14332735For me it’s the bear claw with a shitty cup of coffee with chemical creamer
>>14333320In 8th grade I had a friend pound 8 of those in a row. He "went to the bathroom" and we didn't see him for 2 days. When he came back he said he started feeling really weird after he drank all of them and didn't actually go to the bathroom but instead went to the school nurse and told her what happened. She flipped a shit and called an ambulance. Don't know what all happened to him at the hospital but it didn't sound good.
>>14336593My Costco has the regular version of these and they're good as fuck. Can't blame you fren.
>>14334174no, you're the one obese
>>14340590kek stay mad and obsessed
>>14328289Literally just has one with a cup of coffee, very good together
>>14339063based retardyou get this pretty much everywhere in germany
>>14328173Ive never liked the things in all my years, whenever I get one of these when I was a kid id trade them for something else. >>14328292>>14328300Absolutely based.>>14329678>MojaveGreetings from oc gook-town.
For me. Sour skittles. Disgusting garbage, and it always makes my mouth sore and bloody. But damn I love them.
>>14341373Sounds like me with Sour Patch. I can't eat the damn things more than once a year or so.
>>14338880Is 12" really a standard 'large pizza' in burgerland?
>>14327858If I start I cant stop until they're all gone
>>14327858nectar of the gods
My local store isn't stocking this anymore, unfortunately.
>>14341765Probably got sued by JK Rowling
>>14334858is he okay? How many did he drink?
>>14330178Whats the difference in weight of the bars?
Grabbing a small bag of sour, sweet and chocolate candy is like fucking crack cocaine, which I've thankfully been able to kick. I put on so much fucking weight because of this crap a few years ago.
>>14340487based, love these things
>>14341431No, I remember getting a large pizza in our 3rd grade pizza party that I could've fit a couple of classmates on top of
>>14343081I save this for stashing in my pocket to take into the few movies I'm excited to see in theaters a few times a year. Unfortunately the candy shop nearby it is now ungodly expensive so I do that even less now
>>14332599Their lemonade is my favorite It's too bad they're only in a few regions
>>14336593I can't stop myself around any type of those fucking snack sosigs. Still skinny but worried deeply about my future
>>14343081these fucking guys right here are my kryptonite, I bought one of these big ass tubs a few months ago and ate it in like a week. my tongue and teeth hurt like a bitch but it was so worth it.
Krispy Kreme donuts I'm glad there are only a few left and I don't live anywhere close to one.
For some reason these things are kind of expensive
>>14330178wow man you got trolled hard
>>14328289BIG fan of the thin and crispy toffee cookies and the mint milanos
>>14327858Yanks eat plastic biscuits too apparently
>>1434306796 chocograms obviously, are you stupid?
I like to get down and dirty with some Long John Silver's.
>>14340722Then i'm totally out of the loop. At first i was happy to find it outside of Augsburg. Getting it in Munich was already a big deal. Now whole germany. I'm glad.
>>14334570Wish they had this in US costcos
>>14341431I would say the standard sizes in the US are:Small: 10 inchMedium: 12 inchLarge: 14 inchX Large: 16 inch