Ranch > marinara for dipping
>flexing on the lactose intolerant
>>14327443there's already sauce on the pizza, why do you need to dip it into even more sauce?
>>14327443Garlic >>>>>>>>>> ranch
>>14327573That's clearly cheesy bread and not pizza. It has no sauce.
>>14327443Only of you are referring to buffalo ranch
>>14327443thanks for letting us know you're from Wisconsin
>>14327842Detroit, home of the best pizza for real men. Don't really care what some Mexican coastie has to say, find another thread.
>blocks your path
These flyovers and their run of the mill pizza are really insufferable.
>>14327935this shits like crack
>Jetsthe best chain pizza>deep dishwe're revving at 110%
>>14327848looks good, but is this something one can only experience in detroit?
>>14327964Jet's Pizza is probably the most prolific Detroit-style pizza brand and it's all over the place (pic related). Little Caesar's also sells their "Deep! Deep! Dish" pizza, which is Detroit-style (but it is to Detroit-style pizza what their regular pizza is to other regular pizza).
>>14327981I fucking love Jet's
>chain "restaurant" pizzalmfao
>>14327443Ranch is for pizza with sauce, but cheesy breadsticks need the acidity and sweetness of marinara
>>14328007Whoa, boys, we got a badass here in this thread. Everybody watch out, this guy's a badass. I can't get over how much of a badass this guy manages to be in this thread.
>>14328045This except unironically.
>>14327981I wish they had it in Massachusetts. We have the worst fast food selection in the country.
>>14327443Fucking based. I normally don't give a shit about ranch, but Jet's ranch with their turbo cheese sticks is out of control. If I wasn't trying to lose weight I would order that and an 8 corners supreme right now.
>>14327443Bowl of alfredo sauce>ranch>marinara
>>14327443You're a fag! You aint got no blue cheese!
>>14329190What is that on top, a bowl of cum? You fucking faggot!
>>14329234Did you read my post dummy? It's a bowl of alfredo sauce numbnuts
>>14327443What's it like being fat and alone?
>>14327848>wheat beer with lemon sliceYou're worse than the most obnoxious craft beer cunts.
>>14327848Detroit may be a 3rd world shithole but I will fight to the death at the good cheap food there
>>14329892>tfw Bongeroo Dominos don't even have blue cheese dip
>>14327443amerifats actually think this
>>14329912You're not missing out on much. It's overly creamy, and the only blue cheese in it are these minuscule little specks.
>>14329226Way too tangy. Ranch is perfect for dipping bread and crusts into. It's also great with fries. Really an underrated condiment in general.
>>14327981Is jet's a good representation of what detroit style pizza is like?
>>14327443Why do Americans dip everything in ranch?
>>14329945Because the fried shit they eat is all too dry and yucky without some yummy drippy ranch!
>>14329921It's a bit more greasy than what you'll get from smaller local places, but overall I'd say it's a decent representation.
>>14329945Why are Yuropoors always so obsessed with us?
>>14329945As an American I'd like to state that anyone who dips shit in Ranch is the lowest of tiers of humanity. It's fucking disgusting.
>>14329945Why do British "people" dip everything in curry sauce and muslim semen?
>>14330886This guy isn't from America
>>14327443Fuck pizza places that give you just a tiny ass 2oz cup of marinara for a whole order of bread sticks, that shit costs 5 cents you Shylock motherfuckers.
>>14329868its probably ice tea
>>14330886This guy isn't from America.
>>14327443ranch makes me gagmarinara is bettergarlic sauce is best
>>14333657I made ur mum gag last night m8
>>14327443>ranchI moved to Oregon in 2000 and that's the first place I saw ranch with pizza. It still baffles me.
>>14327848You can get that from Dominoes
>>14327956>deep dishnot pizza>>14328007
>>14329607>alfredo's sauceyeah its cum
>>14327935how do they do it. FUCK papa johns but it's just so perfect
Do you think Italian ancestors would weep if they knew people were taking their culinary innovations and dipping them in a 1000kcal salty fat sauce
Pizza and ranch should never be together.
>>14327935i'll eat it till i'm sick
>>14334379Italians cry and piss their pants over every fucking thing when it comes to their food. Fuck off.
>>14327443What is that called?I'd like to try to make it at home
>>14327947Don’t even fucking start with your margarita pizzas as if it sloppy ass cooking is “more authentic” No one wants authentic. They want delicious.
>>14328007Woah did my favorite restaurant make so much money they could open a second restaurant!? CHAIN ALERT FUCKING CORPORATIONS RUIN EVERYTHING I CANT BELIEVE THIS
>>14329868It’s a shandy you fag. They always double dose on lemons. It’s the point.
>>14334379Italians today cry that no one wants their sloppy ass pizzas as compared to American style. They larp as if authenticity is better tasting good. Same with spics.
caesar dressing > ranch
>>14328717We have papa Gino’s faggot.
>>14327935I kinda like the dominos one better. But there's a garlic dip up in leaf land from a retarded company called "pizza pizza", that has pretty good garlic dip.
>>14330886This goy isn’t from America.
>>14327443I want to personally murder everyone that eats ranch
Jet's Ranch is pretty famous in the Midwest.Most people are used to shitty kind you get at the store, Jet's Pizza makes their own ranch in store, or at least they did back when I worked there. It was just buttermilk, Kraft Mayo, oil, and Hidden Valley seasoning packets. It would have a fresh, creamy, pert consistency, rather than the drippy liquid consistency most bottled pre made stuff has.
For me, it's chipotle dip
>not using every dip except for BBQ sauce
>>14336835I used to work at Jet's Pizza, and you'd be surprised how many people ordered the BBQ Chicken pizza with sides of ranch dressing. It was a black customer favorite, along with "wings with all sauce" which would have meant Frank's Red Hot, Sweet Baby Ray's original, and Sweet Baby Ray's Honey.
Pizza Hut sells sells "spicy garlic" which is just their garlic and parm sauce mixed with buffalo sauce. Delicious. Dip one side of a bite of pizza in that, and the other in ranch. Perfection.
*blocks your path*
Salad cream is one of the best pizza sauces