Are englishmen really this big of jerks about how people enjoy their tea?
What a retard
>>14326492He must be working class.
Imagine being this autistic about tea except it's just factory floor sawdust scrapings in a teabagGod I hate brits
>>14326492>Leave itn DO NOT hassle the teabag, give it space!No you absolute fucking buffoon, you're supposed to dunk it two to three times as to ensure it steeps completely. It needs to be a little active, THEN you leave it. What utter trite!
>it's OK for the japs/italians/French etc to get super autistic about their food but the brits aren't allowed because reasons
Why would you put lemon in EG? It’s already got enough citrus from the bergamot.
>>14326521But no one minds because they produce excellent food. Brits produce actual slop that no one besides brits actually enjoys. When you're autistic and your cuisine is shit then you should be ashamed
>>14326521>Their foodBritish tea is pure dogshit, calling tea British is like calling pizza American.
Milk in EG is fine. Oil isn't acid.
Honestly i don't consider sentient life from europe to actually be human
>>14326697yea, british tea is like if you went around scrapping up burnt parts of food, pieces that fell on the ground and some of the oil/ ashes of whatever you cooked with a bagged it, along with some dirt.
Imagine giving a shit
My steps for making tea this time of year:1. Boil water2. Add tea bag3. Add three table spoons of honey4. Squeeze an entire lemon into tea5. DrinkMeanwhile Brits die from scurvy.
>>14326492not really, take it however you want, i rarely drink tea/coffee as a englishman, its just a post by some faggy 19 year old uni student
Imagine being that buttblasted about how to drink tea and still using tea bags
>>14326492brits desperately clag onto their supposed "culture" just so they can pretend to be superior and different to americans when they're the inbred granpa.Moroccans have a say on how to make some actual fucking tea.
>>14326492I think this is less bitching about how to make tea and more about how Brits make tea. He's complaining about a lack of verisimilitude in somebody's fanfiction set in Britain. It would be like if somebody wrote a story set in Manhattan and everyone made coffee by boiling their electric kettle and pouring the water into a cup with instant coffee granules in it.
>>14326492>1-3 minutes brew timeabsolutely ridiculous, yeah right lemme leave my teabag in for one (1) minute so i can get that hot water that looked at a leaf taste>>14326510i highly doubt it given the attitude towards sugars
>>14326516Do Americans really?
>>14326837This is undoubtedly correct, that's the exact vibe I got from the OP too
>>14326521To be truthful people do shit on Italians about being bitchy about their food on this board fairly often
What is it with teafags and being pretentious cunts nobody likes?
Whole bunch of slack jawed faggots in this thread dont know how to drink tea.
>being autistic about tea>uses teabagscan't even sperg out properly
kill all angloids
Yeah some people here in the UK like to make out that making tea the British way is some kind of Heisenberg tier formulaec operation.I'm sure there are Americans that drink tea black with lemon in it and shit and are like "ah how the British live" and that is triggering to some but at the end of the day who cares.
A lot of British people firmly believe that they are worshipped by American people for some reason
>>14327268Because your women have orgasms just hearing us talk.
>>14326516>What utter triteAmerica moment
Imagine being autistic over how to pour water on a plant you stole from Asians
>>14327268funny, seems like vice versa in the US as well
>>14326492british tea culture is a direct result of cultural appropriation during their colonial exploits and shouldn't be allowed on r*ddit
>>14326492>Brits are known for their tea culture>Germans are actually on par if not with them, if not the greater teafagsit's funny, it is so distinctly German yet noone seems to bring it up ever.
>>14326492>noooooooooo you have to drink tea the way I was taught to or you're not doing it right
>>14326492milk in tea is fucking nasty britbongs are retarded
>>14328596This isn't about how you drink tea, it's about how British characters in fanfic drink tea.And it's been a long time, and I don't even remember whether Harry Potter characters actually drank tea.
>>14326492I dunno seems to me like he's just helping fan fic writers. Seems like he's got some self-awareness.
>>14326544>>14326697>>14326750>>14326753Reminder that the "British food bad" meme comes from mentally-deficient American soldiers who were stationed in southern England in WW2 in preparation to invade France. Food in the country was being rationed at the time and thus all the various establishments that the Americans were staying in could only serve them rationed goods. However, Americans, being the retards they are, believed this was normal, staple British food that everyone ate before the war started, and so spread word around to their equally retarded American friends and family back home. And the rest is history. The meme literally comes from American stupidity.
>>14327824>it is so distinctly GermanCHECK YOURSELF. White appropriators
>Adds milk to tea>calls other people a "man-child"yikesinb4 "muh english tea has moar tannins so needs milk"you're a stupid little island that isn't even a member of the European common market anymore. Nobody has to listen to, not even chantards"tally-ho pip-pip. Jolly-sausages" mumbling-cucks
>>14328718Why are you guys still eating the same slop 76 years after the invasion? Still rationing?
>>14328810Why do you still fall for mutt propaganda 76 years later? Can't you think for yourself?
Tea with lemon is perfectly normal in Britain if you are rich enough to afford lemons. >>14326510 is correct.
>>14326948You said to the brit. How very fucking original you are. I say!
>>14327824whats german tea culture like?im a canada fag and ive only ever heard of the brit high tea stuff
>>14328894Das Deutsche Tee ist spezifisch! Keine jüdische Einmischung!
>reeee i'm gonna write paragraphs about how lemons don't go tea>but then at the end i'll say it's fine with earl greywhat the fuck
>>14327264>I'm sure there are Americans that drink tea black with lemon in it and shit and are like "ah how the British live"None of us pay any mind to what yurop does desu
>>14326492As a frog I always cringe hard when I see these kinds of bong posts.
>>14326521Italians get made fun of for it more than anyone, what the h*ck are you talking about? And no one likes the French to begin with.
The inbred and malformed mind of the Englishman is a horrible thing to witness
Turkish tea with a lot of sugar is the best obviously
this guy reads harry potter fan fiction, of course he's a consummate retard, why would anyone give the slightest fuck what he has to say about anything
Imagine drinking lukewarm brown 0.5% milk and calling it tea
>>14327295Speak for yourself English toff, my accent makes womens ovaries make passive aggressive sighing noises, though it's hardly the abortion that is scouse.t. norf walian
>>14326492tea technically belongs to chinese, indian, koreans and nips thoughwhy do brits think they can culturally approriate from asians?
>>14328894Germans just drink tea from all over the world. It's not unusual to find all kinds of tea prep devices in German households, and trends such as macha etc reach even more rural areas.
>>14326492>tfw you lose your empire and all sense of national pride has been stripped away by kikes so all you have left is to be autistic about shit like tea
>>14328718>two paragraphs of cope instead of actually posting examples of good British foodThat says it all. Ta ta lad.
>>14328718No you retard, I'm a dual citizen of the UK and the US. I fucking hate eating out when I go over to England. You retards don't have a fucking clue how to cook even the most simple of spiced foods.
>>14329203>wahhhhhhhhhhhhh my food isn't loaded with MSG,HFCS, and spices u don't know how to cook>i can taste the ingredients reeeeeeeeeeeseethe harder retard burger
>>14329227Lmao the absolute level of cope in this post. Imagine going on a cooking board, and calling people fat retards for using spices in their foods, while claiming plain meals let you "taste the ingredients."
>>14329237Your palate has been fried from consuming so much salt, MSG, and HFCS that any other food on Earth is bland to you. Go eat some plastic flavoured cheese and sit down.
>>14329244Thanks bruv, I'll keep that in mind next time the lads and I go out for some cheeky nandos, or some deep fried fish and chips.
>>14329227do british """people""" actually eat completely unseasoned food?
>>14329203>Spiced foodsThere's your problem. Yanks are so retarded they can't even cook basic meals without having to load them with a million different seasonings.
I'm sorry, that bonger is gonna have to type louder. I can't read his jibber jabber over all the noise.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m36uOUSJFjE
>>14326521Tea ain't British though.
>>14329263Do subhuman mutts actually season all their food?
>>14329270>Yanks are so retarded they can't even cook basic meals without having to load them with flavor.???
>>14326492Why can’t people drink things the way they want? If they’re not hurting anyone what’s the big deal?
>>14326492Brits are some of the cuntiest bitches I have ever had the displeasure of meeting
>>14329293You're right but in this specific context though, it really is just a snobby and drawn out way of saying "Hey American HP fanfic writers, Brits don't take lemon in tea, stop writing it".
>>14329270to be fair, with the state of the produce available in the USA i kinda don't blame themimagine having to cook with >chicken pumped full of chlorine>beef pumped full of growth hormones>veg drenched in insecticidecovering up their dogshit raw ingredients with sugar+spice is the only way they can made it palatable
>>14329282>>14329286>t. salting his flavorless mash with tears of rage
>>14326492British people are all lunatics, I’m pretty that island is cursed.
>brits only drink shitty black tea from the bag>complain about sugarguys that shit is not good enough for a samovar. don't kid yourself, adding sugar is not a waste of your tea, its a waste of sugar.
>>14329303what fairy tale land do you live in that doesnt use insecticides? also nobody puts fucking chlorine in chicken. youre just coping about your own shitty country.
>>14329328Not him but it's a commonly known fact that Yanks wash their chicken in bleach before it leaves the slaughterhouse
>>14329328>he doesn't know>he has been eating chlorine chicken all his life unawarebros... i knew american education was bad... but this is scary
>>14329328Kek. Imagine poisoning your body your entire life and not even realising it.
British food is okay. But there are better cuisines not relying on spices and working with the purity of a few ingredients. Italian.
>>14326492kettle you mean water boiler?
>>14326521>>14326977>>14327264>>14328718 Chinks and Japs have the right to be autistic around tea because their tea is actually a good quality, loose leaf, WHOLE LEAF tea. None of that fannings or CTC shit. Brits have no business being autistic about tea, you're drinking trash and dust from factory sweepings in those teabags.
>no lemon in tea Russians don't give a fuck and their tea with lemon is better than British trash that needs milk to be tolerable
>>14329375this. It's a stupid criticism to level against English food because it's also true of other, much superior culinary traditions.
>>14326697but pizza is America, good pizza at least
>>14326492yes. because >if 1, then all
>>14326492>add one sugarwhat the fuck does that mean? one grain of sugar? one bag of sugar?
>>14329637sugar cubes, only time I see them around here is for horses.
>>14329039They're good. I just read a great mystery one where Harry and Hermione search for a phantom student no one remembers. It's spooooky.And you post on 4chan so don't go throwing stones.
>>14326752Most Americans come from Europe though
>milk>bag instead of loose herbs>no ginger, peppermint and lemon teawhat a shitty thread
>>14329662>don't throw stones on the caledonian stone throwing boardyour opinion is shit and I don't like you
>>14329723which sadly proves his point>t. yuro
>>14326492lemon belongs in tea more than sugar>english breakfastthis nigga don't even know what ceylon is lmao
>>14328718rationing was legitimately the only good thing to ever happen to british cuisine. god forbid you lose access to the heinz tinned beans, the faggots, the half-baked pies, the mushy peas, and the plain white processed bread for once in your lives and are forced to eat a vegetable for once. fuck yourself.
>>14329662man i haven't read the books in over a decade but that reads pretty close to how Rowling wrotestill never bothered reading the last two booksthe popularity of the films really killed my enjoyment of the series since my favorite parts/characters were often cut
>>14328718also: private restaurants during WW2 in bongland weren't subject to rationing so you're both wrong and retarded. have a nice day.
>>14329227>the French: taste and season at literally every possible moment in the dish>the br*tish: *autistic screeching*
>>14326525the bergamot added to earl grey is the oil from the rind. you wouldn't make lemon curd with just the zest of the lemon, would you
>>14329084Because we beat the ever-living fuck out of them that one time, then nicked their tea and we've been doing it so long now it's our culture too now.
English"men" are so pathetic they live on an island and still needed foreigners to give them fish.
>>14330200>main ingredients introduced by immigrants>oi luv me sum fish n chippy>thank u immigrents, welcome home
>person in OPs image wants a wealthy, old-money family to be drinking PG Tips from teabags, in a sports direct mugFucking hell mate, even I use a pot and loose-leaf from time to time.
>>14328985Yeah it's kind of the same in Canada. Poutine isn't popular at all outside of Ontario, when I was growing up it wasn't even available in any restaurants nearby.That's changed somewhat these days, you'll find it available at most hockey rinks I think, but still it's not as popular in the west as it is the east.
>>14326492To be fair though coffee tastes like shit if you pour milk in before it the coffee comes out. It’s very bitter.He’s probably correct though that it’s best to wait a few minutes before pouring in milk anyways.Try it yourself. You’ll want to dump that shit out and start over.
>>14326492I say let the world go to hell, but I should always have my tea
>>14328834...are lemons expensive in Britain...?
>>14328818he utterly btfo'd your limey ass, go home
>>14330411Lemons are cheap but the government restricted the amount of licenses to purchase them due to shortage in harvest this year
>>14330200>>14330235The reason we hear about fish and chips so much is its literally the only decent food they have there, in fact it's so astronomically better than any other English food I have to think they stole it somehow.
>>14330411everything is expensive to the brits. none of them have money since none of them work and welfare has been drying up since brexit
>>14330473just when i think you guys cant get any more cucked they infringe on your one remaining pleasure
How much is one sugar in non-bongistan units?
>>14330479>Only claim to fame in food is fish tendies:^)
>>14330489Pretty much any american fried shit is better than theirs, the only advantage they have is that they popularized it so much that there is a fish and chip shop within stumbling distance of everyone's home so you can get it whenever you want
>>14330487about a teaspoon assuming he is talking about a sugar cube.
>>14326521>it's OK for the japs/italians/French etc to get super autistic about their foodumm noculinary autism is cringe no matter who is doing it
>>14326544Err no. Italian food is just starchy and Fench food is disgusting. British food is hearty, delicious and varied.
>>14326492>tfw just throw four-fives pinches of black tea into a teapot and pour hot water in it>add honey and/or lemon depending on what i want>alternatively do this with green tea, mint and sugar>wait for 5-10mins and drink it over the course of an hour>repeat multiple times a dayWhy do people get autistic about fucking teabags of all things, that shit is bad.t. russian who goes through a kilo of tea in about a month or two
>>14329084> indianThe only reason those wogs have tea is because of the British though
>>14329203Burger family who visited last year couldn't get over the quality of food for the price in the UK. particularly the beef.
>>14329280It absolutely is
>>14330463>heSure thing, samefag
>>14329809Yes, they were.
It's amazing how obsessed everyone on this site is with our little island. Always funny to see non-Anglo subhumans seethe about us while speaking English, the language of your conquerors :)
>>14330874This isn't true at all btw
>>14330906You could use an English lesson yourself, it seems, given that you claimed Non-Anglos speak English.
>>14330906You missed out a massive chunk of England.Wales isn't a country you see.
>>14330945Very true. Average beef here would have been near top level in the US. No homornes, grass fed instead of corn.
>>14326492bongs don't know anything about tea. like everything about them, it's just an importation of something foreign to demonstrate their cuckedness.
The only reason they swear by milk is their ancestors lacking proteinLemons can have a little tea
>>14330966>He says in English
>>14328718I've been to england on several occasions. The indian food is great, but that belongs to the pajeet. The malt vinegar combo you put on potatoes is incredible. Otherwise, food is dogshit.
>>14330906I find it deeply ironic it is those same lemons that saved the British sailing expeditions from Scurvy.Perhaps that idiotic fanfiction redditor was more correct than I thought. Englishmen really don't put lemons in their tea.
>>14330482Oi bruvah you got a loisence fo'at lemon?
>>14331026>The indian food is great, but that belongs to the pajeetErrr no. It's British. Which is why hotels in India were sending their chefs to the UK to learn how to make curry. The muck they eat over there isn't the same as the stuff invented over here.>The malt vinegarOften isn't real.>Otherwise, food is dogshit.Pleb.
>>14331030It was lime juice that sailors put in their grog. Also chutney with cheese.
>>14326492>2. Put the teabag in a cup.>teabagWhat a pleb.
>>14330482>>14331033That guy was joking, you fat retards.>mutts can't into sarcasm
in honor of this thread I put a few slices of lemon in my pot of orange pekoe this evening. It's alright, but not as good as drinking it black. At this point it needs sugar and ice, really.
Imagine being a bong
>>14331037>brits invented currythat conqueror mentality really got to ya, eh?
>>14330982UK beef has no marbling and is garbage. The only good beef I had in the UK was imported from Spain. >>14331142Brits think because some poo in loo living in Scotland created tikka masala that that somehow translates to all curry being invented by Brits.
>>14331142>spices imported from the empire>added to yoghurt and cream>british curry inventedIf you think the curried meats that wogs eat even compares you're a retard. As I said, about 10 years ago Indian hotels and restaurants were sending chefs to the UK in order to learn how make curries that taste good and won't give their customers the shits.>>14331181>is garbage.Kek. Go back to your hormone fuelled, corn stuffed, slightly grey (as described to me) beef. Never seen spainish beef here.
>>14331181>>14331235Also, imagine thinking that all cuts of beef are supposed to be marbled. Topkek.
>>14326492This guy is a retard. Earl Grey is really good with milk and often drank with it.
>>14329804>seethingAre you an Americunt? lol.The amount of seeth over one retards reddit post is quite remarkable. There is nothing wrong with British food just as there is nothing wrong with <whatever countries> food. The autism, ignorance and self righteousness is through the roof here.
>>14330974Wales is not England it is Wales.
>>14326492Isn't Earl Grey a black tea? Why can't you put milk in it?
>>14330983Are you really that retarded? England cucked a load of countries and made an empire off tea... >>14331181Literally no one thinks Brits invented curry..
>>14331338Nope. It's England. Completely annexed, no seperate crown or laws. This is why it has no representation in the Union Flag. The "wales is a country" meme was started by New Labour under their 13 years of red terror.
>>14331360>Literally no one thinks Brits invented curryOnly retards think it isn't fusion cuisine and has anything resembling dishes in the Indian subcontinent.
>>14326492So glad the Bri*ish "Empire" got assfucked into non-existence :)
Who fucking puts sugar in tea at all
>>14331393Sun still hasn't set on Empire, plenty of territory around the globe. Imagine being so uneducated you think it was donkey-fucked into non-existence.
>>14326525This is how you know it’s bait ;) A true teaman like yourself knows
>>14331514>Post image proving me rightGo on then. Explain how it was donkey fucked into non-existence.
>>14331544Explain how it was donkey fucked into non-existence.
>>14331575>Going from 1/3rd of the globe to a bunch of tiny, barely inhabited islands in the middle of bumfuck nowhereCongrats I guess?
>>14331514ooh pitcairn islandthat's a real steal good job
>>14331671ikr? Double-digit population.Sun never sets.
>>14331597Explain how it was donkey fucked into non-existence.
>>14331682pitcairn island is stupid get fucked
>>14331684I did??? Explain how Going from 1/3rd of the globe to a bunch of shitty islands with a total population less than 250,000 isn't an empire getting donkey fucked?
>>14331691You're a retard. It was 1/4 of the globe btw. Explain how it was "ass fucked into non-existence", then I'll explain why it wasn't. Simply saying "it was really big but now it isn't" doesn't mean it was "ass-fucked into non-existence".Why are foreigners so stupid?
>>14331701Holy fuck the levels of cope."Going from 1/4th of the globe to a bunch of shitty islands with no relevance, economy, or population due to us giving away territories or outright losing control over the civilians isn't an empire crumbling. :^)"
any tea that doesnt have ginger in it is a crime against humanity
>>14330473>oi m8, you got a license for that lemon?
>>14326492ah yes, lemon is definitely gayer than sugar. Don't quote me on that
>>14328894people drink more herbal and fruit teas. coffee is way more popular tho
>>14326492>acts alle snobby about tea>uses teabagsDo Brits really?
I think it's time I provide you the actual instructions, but it requires you to commune with the spirit of the tea itself to know the best way to prepare it.Every cup is different.
>>14331989>ah yes, lemon is definitely gayer than sugar.
its the only thing they have that even slightly resembles cuisine
>>14329809Are you high? Where do you think private restaurants would magically procure ingredients/food that was in short supply, hence the rationing?
>>14326492>adding milk to teaEngland needs to be nuked
>>14326492>LEMON. DOES. NOT. BELONG. IN. TEA!!!!!>Earl Grey should be taken black with lemon
>>14326492I drink my tea with lemon, that being said I'm Scottish and not an "English" """""Person""""".>>14326515Based tea thread bro
>>14326492What a fucking retard. The Indian way to tea is so much better. 1. Boil some loose leaf Assam tea in water, with ginger scrapes and crushed cardamom. You can add a pinch of fennel seeds too, gives it a subtle aroma. 2. Add cold milk when it comes to a boil, let it simmer and add sugar - according to taste. 3. Take it off the heat when it reaches a slow boil, through a sieve into your cup. Now that's a fine cup of chai, and no - it's not called "chai tea" you uncultured motherfucker.
>>14326834i do 1-2 teaspoon of honey too much and it muddles the flavor while a little sugar/honey does wonders for the flavor. also cream or milk in tea is disgusting
>>14326492Do english people just call English muffins, "muffins?"
>>14332125that's why you have to use a drip coffee maker, perfect tea every time.
>>14330877>Be Chink>Immigrate to Britain>Be exactly as British as tea
the only proppa cuppa is black teafuck off with your chink and poo swamp watersugar, milk, brekkie tea.dafs how its done
This has already been settled, lads.
>>14333524I just read that assam tea is just English breakfast tea so I'm gonna add all that shit to some breakfast tea and see what happens
>>14331514you are a fucking retard that piece of land of antartida is more chilean than anything.
>>14329662lurk at least 10 times longer than you did before making this post ffs
>>14334325They're similar but the taste isn't comparable, depends on the composition I guess. I tried Pickwick English Breakfast Tea because that's the only decent black Tea I could find here but ehh. Fuck that fruity and green bullshit, when I'll visit home after Corona thing ends, I'm bringing back some nice Brooke Bond or Tetley Chai variants with me. Assam Tea or Darjeeling Tea or even cheapo Indian tea has a different aroma than teas labelled as "Breakfast Tea" or English black tea or something. You can also just buy Masala Chai or Chai latte mixes but I'm not a fan + they're overpriced.
>>14328834How much do lemons cost in the UK? Actual question. Here in the US, I can generally buy 3 or 4, depending upon the season for $1 or £0.80
>>14326521People make fun of pastaniggers all the time for being autistic about spaghetti, you idiot.
Brits have irredeemably shitty taste in food and drink and should never be taken seriously when talking about those subjects.
>>14326772cope? cope with what? Coping for enjoying a beverage the way I like it?
>>14329662Now I want to right some. I bet its fun.
>>14334353Seething Chilean detected.
>>14326492This whole thing reads like an American guy who found out his grandfather was from Britain and is now trying to be a turbo Brit online because he's obsessed with his newfound "heritage."
>>14328894East Frisia has a distinct tea culture. They have their own blend of Assam teas and they add a drop of cream to make a cloud. Sweeteners are rock candy only.As >>14331994 said the rest of Germany is more into coffee than pure black or green teas, with sawdust fruit blends being a top contender and herbal teas following. If my own statisticsobserving friends/family/colleagues and looking into other peoples' shopping carts are to be believed that is.According to sales stats pure black and green teas, loose tea at that, are apparently the most commonly bought teas, but I take that info with a grain of salt
>>14333739They are unknown in England.
>>14326492All Harry Potter fans are garbage.
>>14326492>Are Englishmen really?Judging by the fact that post is talking about Harry Potter fanfics, I highly doubt these are Englishmen we're dealing with, so much as teenage girls.
>>14334353>calling someone a retard for a minor perceived error in something they reposted from elsewhere that had a whole lot of other accurate information in it>despite the fact that was an asterix next to that point>despite the fact that you are literally wrong
>>14331686I love Pitcairn, they might have the most based national origin story of all time: literally kicking an aristocratic cunt off his own ship and using that ship to take bunch of polynesian sluts (with ambiguous consent) to a secret island where they declare themselves kings and make a goorious nation where their sons enjoy the pleasures of their loli offspring for over 200 years until outsiders catch wise and put them in time out.
>>14334538I like it, I find it saves me time reading stories made formulaicly if that makes sense. It's like Goblin Slayer where all the characters names were just their jobs so I didn't have to bother figuring much about them. I have the baseline, it's just the plot that changes.
>>14334789that's only a problem if you don't consider men and women equitable
>>14326492>Add the milk.Yes, they are psychopaths
>>14335434I would argue there is a difference between a teenage girl and a grown adult man, yes.
>>14336614Learn to read if you wish to speak to me.
>>14336621>t. Teenage Girl
>>14329400Not to mention Biritsh tea is asian tea just done more shit to accommodate the long supply journey back in the day. They are nothing but posers.
>>14330479After having fish & Chips in a country with actual seafood cuisine, the british version is an oily 2/10 mess. They definitely stole it.
>>14326492I lived in the UK for 3 years and about half of them have it so weak you would think they're just drinking a mug of milk. In fact you could pour a cup of milk and scream the word "TEA!" at it and it would turn out stronger than how most of them take it.
>>14326544Tea isn't food. Brits are an authority on tea. Everyone knows this.
>>14328834How fucking expensive are lemons outside the US?
>>14334863>literally kicking an aristocratic cunt off his own shipErr wut? William Bligh wasn't aristocractic.Nice commie pedo wank fastasy.
>>14335434Do people really?
>>14334419>>14336945A lemon is about 3-5 quid in the UK>>14336706Weak b8 0/8
>>14326492>things can only be one wayTypical pikey attitude. Scared of what he doesn't know so he doubles down on all the retarded pikey shit he's been raised on. I bet he only eats pasties full of gristle and too much pepper because being "proper" is more important than tasting good.
>>14337478Fuck off retard
>>14329400dont care tastes nice
>>14336706Just like your ancestors stole America from the natives and turned it into a shithole. Good job Adolf
>>14329662Im on the edge of my seatwas was the answer to the mystery of sally-anne?
>>14331378no wales is not england it is wales
>>14337536Nah mateWales is a lovely place but the gubberment just says you're a country to keep you happy.Don't get me wrong though Cardiff is a banger of a city
>>14337542I don't live in walesI don't care what the government says, the welsh are separate from the English and constitute their own nation
>>14337497Yeah that's clearly photoshopped, the decimal point is in the wrong place.
>>14326492Lemon is there to get rid of tannins, not because it tastes nice. You also don't add milk to tea when you add lemon juice, because it would curdle and make sort of cheese.I would expect British to know this. I would also expect from nation which has one pipe for cold and one for warm water to know that some water is undrinkable and needs to be boiled to be safe to drink and because boiled water tastes like shit people make tea or fake coffee... And I double dare you to drink black tea from jug after it goes cold without lemon juice added.
>>14337536>>14337545Why isn't Wales represented on the flag?Why doesn't Wales have it's own legal system?Are the Cornish seperate from the English and constitute their own nation?Fuck off zoomer.
I'm a bong and I never drink tea with milk desu. Never understood the appeal.
>>14337526Well, I could tell you or you could just read it. I will say it's not time travel.https://www.fanfiction.net/s/6243892/1/The-Strange-Disappearance-of-SallyAnne-Perks
>>14337692>Are the Cornish separate from the English and constitute their own nation?As somebody who lives in Devon I can confidently say they fucking wish lolCornish sovereignty would probably make them the poorest country in Europe thoughIf only there was an international trading block they could take advantage of. .
>>14337716>If only there was an international trading block they could take advantage of.There isn't, unfortunately.
>>14326492>put teabag in cupthis is the authority on tea making? a fucking bag in a cup? that’s some top level kek right there. I might drink the shit once or twice a week but I still have good quality loose leaves.
>>14337847Yeah, leaves are fine for someone who drinks it once or twice a week.Serious tea drinkers use bags.
>>14337829Shut up leaver scum
England has just become a joke at this point. Voting for brexit was the straw that broke the Camel's back. You're a tiny isolated cultural backwater that is going to get gang-raped by the world superpowers....no amount of autism about how to make a "propper cup of tea" will change that.Also, the full-english breakfast is fucking disgusting
>>14337865no, they don’t. cheap tea drinkers use bags.
>>14337872>how dare you not take in more Muslims>putting the citizens of your country first is evil>globalization is the futurefound the guy who never had a job
>>14337878The Chinks and Muslims were always going to win. Might as well make your country accommodating so that you are favoured during the Great Adjustment.
>>14337878The levels of delusion. Actually cute.
>>14337870>seething scared remainiactopkek. What's it been like repeatedly losing for years?
>>14337872Top tier delusion>the full-english breakfast is fucking disgustingfucking hell, imagine writing that.
>>14337874>no, they don’t.Yes they do. Hipsters larping at being a tea drinker use loose leaves. Too much of a faff and things to clean for people who have multiple mugs a day.
>>14326492He's right. I've never heard of putting lemon in breakfast tea
>>14326492don't tell them about sweet tea
>nearly 300 posts about how autistic Brits areIt seems like the real autists are the ones ITT
>>14337692>Are the Cornish seperate from the English and constitute their own nation?dunno, its up to them to decide I supposeI don't know much about the history of cornwall so I can't say how seperate they are from the rest of england, although my guess is less so than the welsh
>>14339204>I don't know much about the history of CornwallYou don't know much about at all. Otherwise you wouldn't be arguing that Wales is a country.
>>14339468You don't know much about history at all*
southern sweet tea is good
>>14339468yea yea whatever faggot wales is not england simple as
>>14326492Take pity, the English really have nothing else left. If brit-splaining the "correct" way to mix hot water and woggy lawn-clippings (a last distant reminder of empire) helps to vent their impotent rage, then let them have it. Repeat after me: "OK Nigel."
>>14328718No. It’s because of all the american tourists who have dined at an Aberdeen steak house
>>14339541>its the mooslims that destroy england
>>14339516England annexed Wales several centuries ago, simple as.Keep seething that I done a number on you lad >>14337692
>>14326697Italian pizza is shit
>>14326492persian tea is better than british tea.
Yeah, they are all the same. Just like your whore of a mother.
>>14341606>Italian pizza is shit
>>14341606Eveything italian is shit.
what a fucking retarded britbong its just tea its not rocket science
>>14341109>England annexed Wales several centuries agostill doesnt make wales england
Electric kettles, convenient teabags and mug brewing just means most tea today is made depending on how strong or weak the individual drinker prefers it. Long gone are days like this:Tea Making Tips(1941) https://youtu.be/vnvYymrCn4g
>>14342462I don't think you know what annexed means, try answering some of these questions>>14337692
>>14327264No. Americans, especially the sweet tea and Arnold Palmer drinkers don't think about Brits in the least. My father-in-law refers to GA and the greater south as the "entire world" in his stories. Modern Americans have no connections to Brits at this point. The ones who are most aware of British culture or have any interest at all in it would probably be in New England. But even then, no one really cares. There's lots of romanticization of France and Italy. It's fashionable to bring French cheese plates and Italian olive oil and vinegar to parties on plates with the eiffel tower painted on them and stuff like that. It's annoying as fuck as there are people who refer to themselves as "Francophiles" (I knew some who did this) and use French words randomly. But no one ever does this with England and British stuff. At best we've got people with Irish heritage who like to celebrate that but the Irish are hated historically and no one wants to be like them. Brits fall even lower on the totem pole. I don't even have anything against Brits, but I hope this clears up where Brits fall in American culture.
>>14328810cUcK btfoOK, Nigel. Don't you have a TV license to pay?
>>14327264Here's an anecdote to add to how little the average American raised with American state education knows or cares about Britain. My husband and I are weaning off coffee for several reasons, so I made some black tea yesterday for breakfast. He said it felt kind of effeminate to drink tea and like it's not a man's drink like coffee. I told him about the British empire, the East India Company, and wars over tea including the American Revolution in hopes that it would help him not associate tea with weebs and faggoty modern brits and euros. He legitimately had no idea many men fought wars and conquered nations over tea and how much it contributed to trade and the English empire. This makes my husband sound pretty dumb, but it's a reality that Americans don't know jack shit or care in the least about Brits.
>>14331246which ones aren't?
>>14343655>>14343724To be fair, we can't really blame you for distancing yourselves from us, given we had that whole tyrannical bent going on when you were just a colony. Up until the industrial revolution or perhaps slightly before, we were, as we are now, pretty irrelevant, so not knowing much about us is quite expected.
>>14343856Did you mean to ask which ones are?
>>14343960>given we had that whole tyrannical bent going on when you were just a colonyKek imagine believing this. Colonists kept starting wars they were told not to and Britain had to keep footing the bill. Eventually they said enough and decided to intoduce taxes to cover some of the costs. Jews/Illumiinati used this to rile the colonists and they had their autistic fit.>Up until the industrial revolution or perhaps slightly before, we were, as we are now, pretty irrelevantcringe and demoralized.
>>14326492>calls people man child>gets pissy about preferences I say this as a bong, fuck food autism worldwide.
>teabagAny self respecting adult brews their tea from loose leaf .
>>14344464Taxation without representation is just not fair.
>>14344673Spending without accountability is just not fair.
>>14344667It tastes exactly the same
>>14343856Most marbled:>beef rib>short loin Least marbled>beef round/silverside/topside >sirloin>tenderloinThe tenderloin is the most tender cut of beef and has the least marbling.Grassfed beef has the best flavour and highest prices, and has less marbling than grain fed beef.So as any fool can see this anon >>14331181 is a retard for thinking that UK beef is garbage for having no marbling.
>>14343631governmental represenation be damnedwales =/= england
>>14326492>add milkNigga wut
>>14330849OI U THINK HEEZ A BIT SCAYD O BU-UH OR JEEZ INNIT
>>14326492The Englishman is, unsurprisingly, correct about the matter. In England tea is 'serious business'.
ur faggy tea culture is being decimated by the chad coffee
>>14326492>After 1-3 minutes...That's just water.