Is there a lasagna recipe that will get me laid?
>>11743484you are never getting laid if you post love livetrust me, i know
>>11743560No? Are you sure?
>>11743788That show is guaranteed life-long cockblock. Prepare for death virginity intact.
>>11743826tfw there's no lasagna good enough to get you out of idol hell
>>11744464I've been on /ck/ for 15 fucking minutes and already found some new fucked up shit.>>11743484Pasta can get anyone laid. Women are beasts.
>>11744876Do you mean idle?
>>11745140Are you sure you belong here?
>>11745198can tomatoes why use this instead of fresh?
>>11743484Why did they kill the 1st gen lovelive idols?I never had lasagna anyways
>>11743484Just add the secret ingredient. Chloroform.
>>11743484Yes my friend, it just so happens that there is!https://youtu.be/VZPkIPfnzqs
>>11743484Yes, they know all about it at >>>/r9k/You have to stay there though.
>>11746257Frozen/canned vegetables are harvested at peak ripeness, fresh tomatoes are likely to be underripe unless you're buying them local during Summer.
>>11746541How many dead bodies has that guy fed to people?
>>11743484If you make anything nice for a girl she'll fuck you
Lasagna is trash, just die op
>>11748612Said no one ever.
>>11748612Its not trash, but I don't love it.Like I would never order lasagna at a restaurant and I would never make it myself. I wouldn't disappoint your grandma if she put a lasagna in front of me.
>>11746541don't make this shit unless you want your date to have a heart attack, this faggot is the worst chef on the internet
>>11752294He does some things right, but that lasagna has be like 25% grease.
>>11752469i think so many of his recipes involve tons of fat, butter,and salt which is a very cheap way to make things taste good imo, but some of his recipes i like such as the steak and potatoes and the burgers (which are both greasy but still good)
>>11752476Is he the hipster trash equivalent of Paula Deen?
>>11743484Do Americans really have sex because of lasagna?
Try lasagna with some uma delicia
>>11743484Sunshine sucks. u's all the way
>>11743484Lasagna is a bad recipe for getting laid. It's delicious but heavy, you need something fucking light.Try some Lemon Salmon with a side of Cacio y Pepe (hue) or steamed veggies. Bitches love that shit
>>11752476>>11752469>>11752476>>11752294>that one show where he was on Camera with an italian and talked about putting sugar in his tomato sauce and the italian was losing his shitHue. Was keeping it Canadian or some shit. Really funny watching the guy just look at Fatty Matheson like "the fuk u say bitch"
Just screen capped this from another thread.>>11754444
>>11743484no recipe will get a weeb laid you fucking waste of airdon't ever EVER post on my board again
Garfield, get the fuck outta here.
my grandmother used to make a "white" (no tomatoes) version of lasagna, with mashed cooked broccoli mixed with bechamel and sausages, sometimes ham, similar to pic relatedi've tried also another white version with potatoes and mushrooms which was great
>>11743484Yea there is. My recipe.I can't share it though or i'd loose out on all the sloppy lasagna pussy I get every day>You'll never know how it feels to stick your weiner between layers of cheesy lasagna noodles
posting love lives should be a banneable act. 4chan is an Im@s website. inb4 >4channel.
>>11743484i think Matthew Mattheson has got you covered.
>>11762516theres the meme guys xD
Make the pasta at home using tipo 00 flour.