Two weeks from happening anyone planning on going, cosplay plans, event plans?
>>10888995I WILL be jizzing in the wavepool
>>10888995I will NOT be going to this con.
Anyone looking for a room?
not a chance, avoiding the midwest now and forever
>>10889332Who hurt you? Story?
>>10889361>be me @ acen this year >at a room party filled with gulls >have to take a piss>when I get to the bathroom a tall jewish man in a cow bikini is also waiting in line>tell him I have to pee really bad>he says we can go together and cross streams>have to pee really bad and am drunk as balls so I agree >we pull out our willies and start emptying our bladders >out of nowhere he redirects his circumcised member in my direction>starts pissing all over me, getting it all over my cosplay >mfw it smells like asparagus pee >I freak out and run out of the bathroom, soaked in jew piss>cow bikini man follows me out and yells “AYYO THIS NIGGA LIKES GETTING PISSED ON”>everyone in the room starts pointing at me and laughing, calling me a piss goblin >I run away cryingMonths later and I still haven’t recovered from the trauma. The midwestern gulls are disgusting monsters
>>10889375Just avoid ReisenI was "apart" of this group but ACEN was my first actual con, also I can't afford going by myself
reisen is cool and fun, you should find him and be his friend
>>10889332This the gull group is the worst>go to some meetup>saw the threads so a bit worried>meet 2-3 that posted about what cosplay they were doing before hand>they are shit talking how bad everyone else is>assure me these people aren't showing nothing to worry about>shit from SA, to fights, to sucking trannies off, to whatever you name it>go to meet after>people they were talking shit about just an hour ago hanging out with them>they act like best buds in the universe>all want to room party continue acting like everything is 100% cool>next day hang out with different group all do same shit talking first group did>meet up with another "friends group" 100% bros>discord is virtually silent>check thread everyone is shitspewing shit that really happened!Yeah, con looks fun but you can keep whatever the hell you all are on about in your breakfast club.
>>10889497They had an absolute tism storm in here during Prime and I did everything I could to avoid them at all costs. And by pure "coincidence" it ended up being one of my only drama-free Midwest cons
Very excited to go and do swim cosplays and arcade shoots! Won’t be posting my lineup though because the Midwest drama on this board is… a lot lol. This board is occasionally fun to post on, but I don’t want to meet any of you in real life no offense
>>10889553I haven’t figured out how to do a swim cosplay. Like do I just put on the wig for the character + some swimtrunks they would wear?
>>10889482The rot goes way deeper than him. Don't forget the gull mods were well aware of what he was up to for years and gave him a pass. For every reisen banned there's two more they keep around.
>>10889598snaggle teeth wrote this
>>10889603Who the fuck is snaggle teeth? So many people hate the gulls it's impossible to guess.
>>10889497This kind of behavior doesn't even sound exclusive to gullshitters, that just sounds like any cosplay group.
>>10889290Why, you got one?
Jesus christ what the fuck is wrong with you fags? I'm glad I'm old and mainly hang out with friends I've made over the years at midwest cons, your clique shit sounds absolutely miserable. Every time I read these threads for upcoming cons it's just filled with retards shit talking each other.
>>10889553>but I don’t want to meet any of you in real life no offenseYou're absolutely making the right call there. The further removed from the Chicago area someone is, the more stable they are but the fact remains
>>10889575>swimtrunks>male detectedFucking disgusting.But in all seriousness lol, I first check if the character has a canon swimsuit. If they don’t, then I’ll make a bikini using colors, patterns, or other design elements from their main outfit
>>108896693 people left our 8 person room
ok, this is funny as hell but it never happened
>>10889796what if we made it happen
>>10889802bet. meet me at the elephant statue saturday of north at 4pm
Any qt femboys going to this con?
>>10889815im a qt sometimes :3
I saw Reisen at a con. He has 2 legs, 2 arms, and a mouth.
>>10889877Damn. Sounds like an absolute monster
Should i go to one of these things alone? Will i meet people? Im mildly autistic and i have no friends. How to make fren?
>>10889889Colossal has gotta be one of the easiest places to do it, since there's liquor flowing absolutely everywhere. And even if you're not into that, everybody else is so they're more receptive
>>10889892Will i gain a cult following if im droping booze and weed behind me wherever i go? Will i finally be a neurotypical chad?
>>10889889Yes, it's what I did
anyone in on a one piece group?
>>10890365I’m doing one piece but I don’t have a group. Who are you doing?
>Not gonna make it >Again
>>10889815I'm a qt femboy but probably nawt going to this con.
>>10890473we'll have better luck next year fren
>>10889075I'll bite, why not?
>>10890618Back in your cage dramafag!
>>10890626How do you know it's drama? It could also be about bad venues (like youma) or bad hotels.
my balls itch
>>10890626>Just asking someone why they don't wanna go>immediately thinks dramaI hate retarded twitter dramafaggots as much as the next sane person, but you should take your meds retard.
If I see that autistic ugly bitch there its on site!
>>10891126As if half the population of anime cons doesn’t consist of autistic ugly bitches
>>10891210If I see myself in the mirror I swear it’s on site. I will 41% myself in the goddamn hotel room
I'm going to take an upperdecker in one of the villa toilets CLEAN IT UP JANNIES
I am SO going to get drunk and high and go into the lazy river hehehehehe
>>10891296everyone's mostly either talked shit out privately or gotten bored of drama-stirring. No one gives a shit about this anymore other than the sour-grapes faggots who never get invited to the parties. Get lost you mongoloid.
>>10891297Honestly, this. It’s boring and annoying at this point. Both sides just keep saying the same crap over and over, ruining every Midwest related thread here. They all need to grow the fuck up and move on already because the rest of us don’t give a shit anymore
>>10891300>I keep being fed information on all of your collective faggotry You're a turbo-faggot if you actually care anymore at this point.
>>10891305He's a shit stirring idiot, so of course he's one of the idiots on that list. Or directly adjacent
>>10891306It's pretty easy to tell who it is based on the memes they post and their writing style.
>>10891305>>10891306Lulz, AtJap13 should be added to that list at this point.
>>10891303No, it's fun to annoy you and people like you.
I really don’t feel like going to this con, I have no desire to cosplay and I’m sick of everyone and their retarded drama I just want a chill time with cool people and I will probably have neither of those things
>>10891396Just steer clear if you spot any of them. That's what I did in Ohio, and it worked out great
>>10891396The drama is just 2 or 3 retards going off on each other for stuff that happened months ago. Most of the people at these cons are fine and chill
>>10891210Okay let me be more specific. If I see that ugly autistic having caucasian girl who wears glasses at the con its on site!
>>10891458There are female gulls that aren’t Mexican????
>>10891407No at the point it's just one (literal) cuckold that keeps starting shit and thinks that any of this matters
>>10891475i'm a white/east asian girl with glasses
>>10891458Anon that's literally every woman who goes to a convention of any genre ever
All dramashitters WILL be drowned in the wave pool
This has become the autistic glasses wearing pussy fan thread
>>10889290There is some party going on tonight
>>10891502Sounds like my type.
>>10891555Who wants to sit in the cuck chair with me and watch
so who's going to catch a 3 day ban the resort public Wi-Fi so no one can drama post all weekend?
>>10891499I thought it was drama over rape?
>>10891555Jesus ChristNo way this is real
>>10891330Nobody cares about that attention seeking faggot
>>10891519You mean THE Scimblo Bimbo?
>>10891502I will find you, I will love you, I will cuddle you, and I will fuck youRepeat
>>10891555this guy's orgies are always just a bunch of fat ugly dudes fucking each other. not really worth it unless that's your thing
>>10891667Is this where >>10891555 will be happening at?If so, bet I'm there.
>>10891667Where is VTJ at? We are supposed to be having a BRAWL at ColossalCon.
>>10891667Would go if he’s there only if it’s hype enough I can ignore him completely and that it’s not awkward. Not going to let a retard ruin things I enjoy
>>10891307Hey Nahri, you posted that in the Midwest thread, how's your Janny skills doing now?
massive 3 room suite 1453 having a party all night
Apparently there will be some kind of rager (orgy?) party happening on all days of the convention. The only problem is, it's in a two floor suite at the Great Wolf Lodge, right across from the Kalahari. Might be worth venturing out for this one...
>>10891667I'm so 3008, you're so two thousand and late. Gotta get that. Gotta get that. BOOM BOOM POW.
>>10891702God I still miss the random song lyrics that were posted in the previous thread. Hopefully that will become a thing in this thread. Also, my balls STILL itch...
>>10891667>>10891700>>10891701Any cute femboys and/or traps in any of these parties?
>>10891705The fuck do you think brainlet
>>10891705Hi compass you never finished my tactical gear
1453 is lit
>>10891705I NEED a Felix cosplayer to sit on my face. Crush my skull pls. Put me out of my misery
>>10891711>sausagefest with a couple of sub 7 females >lit
>>10891716Absolutely NONE on the drama cunts from here are in that pic, so yes, lit.
>>10891717If AtJap13 isn’t there I dont want to be there
>>10891717But are they in the room? For all we know one group of dramacunts are hiding themselves
>>10891721there literally are no drama cunts. everyone at the con has talked shit out, made up, and settled their differences. the only people with stirring drama are outside agitators
>>10891722It is also Day 0.
>>10891724Tomorrow AtJap13 will have an orgy with ever gulls gf and the resulting drama will cause the chan gods to delete this board and end gulls for good
>>10891722There is no war in Ba Sing Se type ahh vibes lmfao
>>10891711>not a single trap/femboy>litYeah I don’t think so buckaroo, nice try though
>Looking for drama>Can't find any>Can't think of any to make up>Find random stupid reasons to complain anywayLel. This "community" is what people think the average poster on the entire site is like, and that's not a compliment. Plus fixating on the thread is how to know someone isn't actually there enjoying themselves (myself included of course, but not for lack of trying (kms))
>>10891748Unimaginably BASED"If it doesn't have a bulge, I don't indulge!"
any femboys or traps want a DL handjob in the outdoor hot tub when its dark and crowded?
>>10891769 You know I always do ;)
Safari room 3040 (Kalahari), themed orgy starting soon Don't even have to mention who's gonna be there.
>>10891816>Don't even have to mention who's gonna be thereCiel?
This con ain’t so bad after all
Burger is really cute..
>>10891831Winning cgl drama is like winning the special Olympics, sit the fuck down kid lmao
>>10891831this picture smells like crap
>>10891835>enjoying cute and funnystay mad
>>10891832no one cares. you're not important enough to think about dude
>>10891713Any takers? Anyone?
this con must be hot garbage if you guys are posting this much
>>10891854I regret having to skip more than ever right now
>>10891854I’m eatting macin cheese :33
>>10891856then who are you
>>10891860Wouldn’t you like to know
>>10891861Me literally any time a new name drops in any of these threads. Thank fucking G-d I only know two of all the people mentioned and that my interactions have always been positive with them.
>>10891863yea nigga>>10891861Nero what the fuck are yo doing here?
Gull meetup @ the elephant statue at midnight. We are going to throw hands and duke it out. If you are not there you are a pussy
>>10891860I'm Skippy McDippy. Hand over the Felix cosplayer and no one gets hurt
Warsie ain't fat y'all gonna hurt urself with that reach. Stay mad cuz he still pwning
>>10891887Bro I'm not even in the Dells I'm in Milwaukee I can't make it tonight to gangrape faggots
>>10891898Thanks nahri :) Captcha goy24a
>>10891899Better than ur crusty ass LMAO
>>10891899Hi PewdiePie. Erm Tsu. Erm whoever
>>10891898That the best you got?
>>10891904not trying to dis him, he also kinda looks like whoopi
Has the fistfight happened yet?
if you look like this call me
Sticking out my gyatt for the rizzler
>>10891905You're not the first person to say that
He’s my bf now :33
>>10891914Kick his ass, SEABASS!!!
>>10891821That's a fat Asian man
>>10891972I don't think you folks even know what fat is.
>>10891972Not with that attitude!!
What happened with the cosplay contest? Does anyone have tea?
>meet with Midwest>Lol no we aren't like those 4vhan posts It's literally >>10889497Holy fuck all you guys do is talk about stupid discord shit in person and whos backstabbing who. I thought I was talking with literal Karen's for half the time.
>>10892064>I thought I was talking with literal Karen's for half the time.They are. They're 30+ year old manchildren, but they're still Karens
>meet with gulls>have some silly little giggles together>people mad?? Okay
OK, who pooped in the lazy river???????
The 2b eating chicken was a guy?? Who the fuck wants to watch a guy eat chicken? I thought it would be some cosplay thot :/ day ruined
>>10892086You're telling me this absolute LEGEND was doing his thing in a 2B cosplay earlier????
>>10891886I have an astolfo cosplayer no felix
>>10892103into the trash
>>10892003Cosplay heads got yelled at for not being prepared (apparently they didn’t have something for the showcase ready that they were asked to have ready by thursday) and instead of owning up to it, they’re trying to pull an Ohayocon and claim that upper staff is abusive for telling them to do their jobs Basically cosplay attention whores being cosplay attention whores
>>10892123I'm not even at ColossalCon lol I'm at another con
I need one of those trans or traps from the night swim tonight. anyone know of any?
>>10892129Too bad Atjap13 isn't at Colossalcon
>>10892103Good enough. Send them my way please. I will return them in good condition
>>10892137Did he steal your boyfriend or something or are you a bitter tranny and mad he looks better than you?
What the fuck is an atjap13
>>10892175Are any traps from here even decent
>>10892186It's the Midwest brother, of course not.
>>10892086It was more of a shit post, the chicken eating wasn't even the main eventI was supposed to stop him "stealing" a pug but the paper instructions were unclear
>>10892183The discord name of some faggot here
Shame how many creeps and weirdos are always around at these functionsI like most gulls but some of you just give me the ick
>>10892086I'm pretty pissed about this. Was hoping for some avantgarde art of some woman eating a chicken quietly up front in front of everyone with the mic near the food/her mouth. Hell, they could have saved it if they'd actually gotten a femboy to push the gogurt out of the tube with his foot. I came to laugh at weird fetishes, and I left mad, but I guess I should have known there'd be some bullshit given that guy who cosplays Batou was part of it.
>>10892198i saw a few last night but i was afraid to say anything to them. Kms
>>10892118This. They needed music for the rehearsal. They kept putting it off and not doing it. The dept head screamed disrespect when asked sternly that it is needed NOW.Apparently told all the participants that there would be no cosplay. Deleted everything.So the people who came in at the last minute to salvage it had little to work from.I heard that she wasn’t answering emails, and people were trying to communicate with her, but no response.
>>10892246You saw atjap13 in the flesh? I thought he was a myth
>>10892247She ran away crying at the Great Wolf Lodge. The stupidest thing about this kind of shit is that the faggot squad that is clout chasers in the cosplay community will instantly take her side because they can be the victims together and it'll shit on an ok kinda small con because fags on twitter, insta, and tiktiok will eat up anything said by someone who kinda looks like them.Chalk one more up for trying to turn every con into a fucking elbow rubbing/clout chasing shithole!
Welp. I couldn't make it and I'll have to wait till next time to complete the full Colossal tour, but it'll come sooner than later. See you fags in June
>>10892249I don't believe in Jap13. He's a myth
Someone got cucked
>>10892202>everyone else is the problem
Ask the cosplay staff about the audio files Very funny joke
>>10892283How am I a myth? I'm right here my dude
>>10892202The current scene is pretty tame compared to years ago, the group that causes most of the board drama now used to have unironic neo nazis in their ranks. Like, goosestepping at cons and wearing 'le greedy merchant' cosplays and shit. People would be mad for about a week and then say "but he's really fun to drink with and he says the based /pol/ memes" and then let the neo nazi back in.So it's understandable to not want to deal with it or deal with the people who think being fun at a party is more important than, idk, not associating with unashamed nazis. They're a lot more tame now where it's just frat boy bitching and moaning about who fucked who's girlfriend instead of some dude asking you about the Jewish Question or trying to put Erika on the aux at a party.
>>10892303Unironically correct. Hang out with a cosplay scene that's even slightly less mentally ill than the Midwest (i.e. all of them), and you'll see why
>>10892341Maybe you should care less about the scene and more about making friends with people you actually like instead of looking to get connections/raise your social credit score. I know it's a hard concept that cons are meant to make actual friends to hang out with and not to promote yourself constantly, but maybe one day you'll learn.
>>10892342nah, everyone is just chasing clout until they get enough of an "in" with a main group. Once they close enough to people's ugly ass dumpy girlfriends they'll fuck them while they're both drunk in the hotel and then cucker gets called a rapist by everyone while the cuckee gets called a manipulative narcissist abuser who deserved to get cucked anyway
>>10892344If everything is rape, then nothing is rape.
>>10892341>that's less mentally ill than the midwestthe downside is all of the cons and cosplay scnes are dogshit outside of the midwesteverything is so fucking corporate and fakey, everyone is hustling their instagram/twitter/stream and trying to network constantlyMidwest scene sucks because of the drama but holy fuck I'd take that over everyone being in full networking mode 100% of the time.
>>10892342The terms are interchangeable to me. I'm really just referring to groups that know me, know each other and I can be pretty sure will be at any big convention happening in that area. The cracks were obvious from the start, but it took me a while to notice how rotten the apples here (well mostly Chicago) are
>>10892348There will always be fags looking to start drama. Weed out the good friends from the dubious/users and move on. Enjoy your time at a con instead of inviting drama into your life and if someone you've got bad blood with shows up, just move on to another party or get over it and enjoy your time with those you're there with.
>>10892300Oh TJ? I think that is giving him a favor>>10892331I would rather have Nazis than SJWs because Nazis don't fuck up shit to nearly the same level
>>10892362only nazis would rather be around nazis
>>10892362>I would rather hang with NazisSometimes I forget how hard this board has fallen into /pol/ wankery and /r9k/ incels.
>>10892372Considering there's only 2 attractive ppl in this board, this shit doesn't surprise me
The dudes bragging about cucking people are the same dudes that can only get an attractive chick when she’s drunk. Then when she says no again sober you have to go back to babysitting miss dumpy.
>>10892379Yet another reason I'm glad I'm gay. Not to mention, I get all the best dudes
>>10892380It's fun to watch my gay friends get casual hookups all over the place with little more than a few nice flirty words. On the other had it's pathetic to watch a group of guys dote on a single woman in hopes maybe she'll fuck them later. There's still an ok amount of hookups for heteros, but it involves way more work for the guys than it does for the women.
>>10892362No, Sydney kek
>>10892382Which is why its time to accept everyone is a little gay and femboys do it better anyway lulz
>>10892342I made friends I like but there’s frequently still desperate and an uncomfortably touchy guys at every function I end up at. Sad!
>>10892342You may not be interested in drama but drama is interested in you. So avoiding your enemies isn't a guaranteed good option. Destroying them is a good idea as well
>>10892387>Destroying them is a good ideaWhat are you, 13? lol
>>10892387Destroying enemies is the best option (ㆁωㆁ)
>>10892344>>10892350Lol I was neutral/didn't care until I got yoinked into other people's shit. Oh well
>>10892382>>10892384>>10892380LMAO gay males can be just as radioactive as women. Especially the ones who are just "queer" as opposed to "gay" or present as women. Or enbies. Or whatever femme shit
>>10892388Only in bed
>>10892393Not talking about the drama associated with the queer community. Talking purely about gay sex is easier to obtain than hetero sex
All the worst gulls are white men, all the fags/browns/asians are generally coolWhite guys somehow are all down bad and cringe
>>10892383He cucks other people I presume so bleh the circle of cuckoldry>>10892372>>10892375This board was full of vendetta threads and threads dedicated to literal drama on if someone is trans or not lol. All the transmasc fucking threads where people were saying they were pretending to be trans in like 2014 or some shit
>>10892388Closer to 31 lol
>>10892402Relevant how..considering the 2 attractive ppl are nawt trans masc lmaoAlso idgaf who is trans and who isn't, the drama and lies is what fucks shit up
>>10892396Based and cunny pilled
>>10892346We gotta legalize rape then!
>>10892412Surprise sex you didn't know you wanted (ω)~
>>10892405Who are the two attractive people? There’s a handful of gulls who are 7s or higher
>>10892421Eurocentric beauty standards don't really do it for me lulz
>>10892421Well we are waiting for that list
My balls itch
>>10892444Nice try, but I ain't outing myself THAT easily.
>>10892461Name your price
>>10892458[Blushes] uuuu, thanx bb
>>10892462Nah I think imma leave y'all in suspense on this one ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>10892464Oh no! Like anyone would care about your ranking We are all beautiful ^.^
Hanging with the gulls must be like walking through a booby-trapped Indiana jones temple. All the salt caps are always unscrewed so they dump all over your food. Gulls probably take huge clogging dumps and don't flush or plunge then close the lid so when the next person has to piss or whatever they open the lid and get shitbombed and have to clean a cauldron of shit out for an hour if they want to piss, but someone already dumped out all the cleaning supplies and replaced them with diarrhea so they just keeps spraying diarrhea everywhere trying to clean, and by the time they realize it’s already too late and they're covered in shit so they have to take a shower but gulls cut the water, so they have to drive to the store covered in shit. Whoops, gulls are way ahead. Tires are all slashed, car now has to be tainted with shit to get to the store. But the gasoline is cut. They are sitting in a puddle of diarrhea in their ruined beloved possession, and it runs out of gas 100 feet out of the driveway. The photographers descends on them, covered in shit they have no recourse but to run back inside, but gulls were in the hotel the whole time and were waiting. They rush back flicking shit off their fingers at the photographers to keep them at bay, but gulls locked the door. The police show up and find them angrily banging on the door covered in shit, pepper spray and arrest them. As they are hauled off, they can hear the wails from some cosplay thots orgasm as she fucks one of the gulls. They try calling anyone for bail money but gulls turned them into such a pathetic cuck that no one respects them and decline their calls. They decide to call gulls for help. They answer but only so they can hear the gull cum grunts as the finishes and hangs up. The shit-covered cuck is raped in the holding cell but won’t tell anyone.
I'll give it up...for the right price ;)
>>10892483i dm'd you my feet pics on discord pls respond
>>10892486No feet pics :(
>>10892483Judging by who ur fucking, ur opinion is shit
>>10892622It's over man.I will say I'm glad they had a few idol related panels this year. Hopefully we'll get more in the future.
>>10892421What's your list?
>>10892635AtJap13 is a solid 10 and the person reading this is an 8
>>10892641They're not even a gull you retard
>>10892645The tru gulls are the schizos we met along the way
>>10892675I miss my boy Deku
>>10892695I hope he found his virgin tradcath white cosplay gf who was not touched by the fauci ouchie
>>10892695I wonder if he managed to pawn off the girl who was living with him and not having sex with him on anyone
>>10892645How do you know if they don’t browse this board because that’s all a gull is, a cgl browser who goes to cons or wears lolita
>>10892645>>10892758I browse this board and go to cons so....
>>10892695The troons got him. So sad for someone I thought was incorruptible
>>10892249They don't exist