>it gets worse every year

they really need to make an addition to the building for more rooms

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>>10853963
>FB group is now ~95% people asking for a spot
>None of them get an answer
>Including girls
Yep. Unless there's some miracle, I'm gonna have to skip. Texas has a better venue, but low enthusiasm. East has decent enthusiasm, worst venue of the three.

My honest reaction to this information.

>>10853973
>three
There’s four now. Colossal slid into daisho’s spot the second the con died lmao

>>10853993
Indeed. But I didn't make it to that one either, and have to wonder how its venue compares since that's the OG resort

>>10853994
North's WI Kalahari is objectively the worst. Very small water park compared to every other venue, tons of rooms but nowhere to host sizable parties because no one wants to use villas when its snowing in november.

>>10853995
Yep, that's about what I expected. CC Texas was in November its first year then scaled back to August. No clue why they didn't opt to leave it alone and swap North instead. East's is honestly pretty underwhelming too

>>10853996
All East really needs is villas. The "big 5" as they call it do work, but it needs the outdoor party to really match Prime's vibe. Otherwise I'd say a very very comparable feel between the two.

>>10854043
That's what I'm saying, really. The crowds are there. Literally, since I'd bump into the same people over again, but the atmosphere for Prime is like nothing else. While it was a great time, one of the Big 5 was among the only really notable parties at East. I really like the chaotic and unpredictable nature of this one. Whatevs. There's next year, and it also means more time to plan for the others

>>10853973
Overflow or nearby hotel out of the question?

>>10854219
Well let's put it like this. One of the most (maybe THE most) active discussion happening right now is for a spot at Great Wolf Lodge. I would really rather not stay offsite. And if it came to that I would...but I'm also not dumb enough to bother throwing my hat in the ring with 20 others

>>10854234
Oh fuck that's right, Great Wolf Lodge filled up, I forgot. Last year was my first year and there was zero trouble getting a room there, figure attendance is up the further from COVID we are. I just got one of those hotels that are a like a mile away because I thought being closer would be better, but if Great Wolf Lodge is filled with congoers and not children and families like last year that might have been the better option.

Fuck getting a room for this shit. At this point I'm just sleeping in my car in the parking lot and showering in the locker rooms at the waterpark. Would honestly rather do than than drive back and forth from Gay wolf lodge

Status update: Even the faggots making offers FOR room space aren't answering either. This shit is gonna come down to the wire, and I figure my only hope anymore is a bunch of people jumping ship in the next week or two
>>10854329
How is that place anyway? I've never done anything but go past it
>>10854350
Honestly, if I had a good enough car, this would be the answer right here. CC is not a con for sleeping at all anyway

The colossalcon during COVID was so nice, it reminded me of the early days where you could walk around the halls without being shoulder to shoulder with annoying zoomers.

Every year it gets bigger and more obnoxious, the 21+ Facebook page is the worst gaggle of abortions I've ever seen.

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>>10854422 (cheque)
You are right, but...this shit is honestly hilarious

>>10854380
I can tell. Every person I replied to advertising pace in the rooms are not replying. Every last one. Its as if they seeking attention while already have full rooms

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>>10854439
So it's nothing personal, they're just cunts. But also uhhh yeah. Shit is somehow even worse than I thought. Also another funny aside about all the desperation
>Hey, here's a picture my cat! Take this obvious ploy for attention so you'll think of me first :^)
>0 replies
Do you think they're gonna get the picture eventually? I'm banking hard on NO

>>10854380
>How is that place anyway? I've never done anything but go past it
If you're asking about GWL, it was aight, very quiet and didn't seem to have much con presence. But again, it didn't fill up then. If you're asking about the nearby hotel, I have no idea. I assume it's shitty and I way overpaid but it's only a mile and that's an easy walk no matter how drunk, that's why it was appealing
>>10854439
That seems to be a common theme among people advertising anything, be it rooms at cons or just random shit they're trying to sell

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>>10854422
>the 21+ Facebook page is the worst gaggle of abortions I've ever seen.
they're...they're not actually all jerking off in a hot tub, are they?

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>>10854491
>It got worse
>It can only get worse from here

>>10853973
>East has decent enthusiasm, worst venue of the three
Kalahari staff (particularly water park staff) at the East venue do their best to knock all the "enthusiasm" of attendees. Last year it was particularly bad, with all sorts of problems with water park staff.
Victoria (the con head) refuses to address anything or allow any sort of discussion of the issues in the FB group. That faggot Donnell at least took the time to make a statement after the incidents that happened in 2018.
Victoria really needs to stop hiding from everything before East is totally un-attendable.

>>10854422
>21+ Facebook page is the worst gaggle of abortions I've ever seen
Yeah, the incessant shitposting in the 21+ groups can be annoying. However, those pages are essentially the only place on the internet where you can have discussion regarding issues/problems with the Colossalcon events.
It would be really nice if we could have some civil discussion in the official FB group pages, but the new conchair seems to want to hide anything that could be considered remotely negative.
I only follow the official East page anymore, and it's basically just:
>Daily shit-tier meme post
>Daily shit-tier meme post
>Daily shit-tier meme post
>CCE is expanding to four days!
>Absolutely no room discount for the first night BTW
>Shit-tier voice actor announcement

Colossalcon is getting worse by the year, CCE in particular.

>>10854555
Believe me, I know. And if you've mentioned this before, it was probably to me. I may be more "in the know" on on staffers than 99% of general attendees but I dunno who any of these people are desu. Either way...gonna keep mentioning how both cringe and obnoxious the no-answering fags of the Facebook group are until something changes. [It's never changing.]

>>10854613
I recall hearing that people were getting straight up banned from the FB group for asking about Colossalcon management's checkered past (racist jokes made by Donnell's lackeys and such). And they also banned people for asking why other people were banned, kek.
As far as East goes, anyone that pays the full price to stay the extra night at the Kalahari is an absolute dumbass. It boggles my mind how inept at negotiating the conchair must be to not be able to get the discount for the extra night.
>Hey Kalahari, we'd like to pay you a bunch of money to rent out your convention center an extra day!
>Sure!
>We'd like extend the hotel discount an extra day since we're doing that.
>Nope!
>Okie, no problem! :)
Seriously how the fuck lmao

>>10854350
This, my capacious and voluminous minivan is simply too OP. Plenty of room for sleeping pads and blankies, and still have room for suitcase / a cooler for rations and drinks. Will take offers from hunnies for a roomate who'll be my con-gf. Don't come knockin when the van's-a-rockin

>>10854626
The first time I ever heard about CC management, I was given the impression that they were very tight with the hotel. Something about "the general manager is a weeb" but I do have to wonder. I dunno if this'll have any effect moving forward for East, but thanks for the potential warning + pointing out they've expanded to 4 days. That was honestly my biggest sticking point with it till now, too short.

>>10854707
Yeah, there have been signs both large and small that the Kalahari Poconos has a poor relationship with Colossalcon management ever since the first CCE:
>Absolutely no discount on daily water park passes (they've offered discounts in Ohio for years)
>The whole incident in 2018 where they kicked all cosplayers and photogs out of the water park on Sunday morning.
>Tons of issues at the water park last year including restrictions on cosplay and photography made up on the spot by Kalahari water park staff.
>Again last year, water park staff harassing people that rented cabanas during the night swim because they (supposedly) didn't know that was a thing. Also mass confusion regarding 18+ wristbands.

Those are just a few things off the top of my head. And as I already mentioned, no hotel discount for the first night after expanding to four days.
It pains me to say this shit because I thought the first year was amazing. I don't know why Colossalcon management won't grow a sack and tell the Kalahari to put their dogs on a leash while the convention is running.

K so, the group running "Let's Cum in the Hot Tub!" has their unofficial meetups schedule ready to go. It's...
>"Cars" the animated Pixar movie meetup
>Is This Loss? - A Lossplay Meetup
>RAT GANG RAT GANG RAT GANG MTG MEETUP
>21+ Hawaiian Shirt Meetup
>Forehead Smoochies for The Harem at Colossal
>Chubby Cheetah Cheese Ball Challenge
>YEAH BABY
>Katie and Lauren eat a giant 3-pound gummy worm
>I'm in your walls: Boozey Hide and seek tag with Kitsch
>Stare Directly into The Sun it Can't Blind Us All!
next level of cringe. And yes, they're *only pretending to be retarded*, but these things have limits. Also, no surprise to find these were the same people behind "Cum Wrestling", which I actually did watch for a little while. Is this the level of dad / grandpa jokes we can expect to spread around on a mass-scale ~30-40 years from now?

>>10854422
2021 was the year to go, it was so chill and nostalgic and full of actually cool people. Knew this day was inevitable but not looking forward to this year in particular being so full of "how do I get into the villa party" boring coomer normies. I got a room again but honestly, 2021 should have end capped my years of good memories.

>>10854821
I can only wonder what some of those even entail

>>10855000
If the word coomer ever meant anything, it no longer does. What the fuck is a coomer normie? Fucking scumfaggot retards

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>>10855248
Here's the orgy

>>10855249
A coomer normie is a braindead loser led by their dick to the doorstep of the convention because of sluts online. Once on site, the radar of their stiff erection guides them from group to group wondering why they haven't gotten laid yet. This probably sounds familiar because you are probably one of these retards.

>>10853942
Skipping, but possibly going to Texas.

>>10855336
This is by far the main event out of the four, but I'm eyeing CC Texas this year again too

>>10855250
The radar of my stiff erection should be able to guide me here but surely you have further details on this event

>>10854350

If you still need a room spot I have room space from Wednesday till Sunday for 300 dollars on the Kalahari hotel. My email is Stardewleaf@yahoo.com

OK but actually how do you get into villa parties though
Nah who am I kidding I'm gonna hang out with the arcade trannies the whole time again anyway

>>10855678
Let's lobby party with the other outcasts? Is Snacks going to this one?

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>>10855678
>>10855721
Am I missing something here? It was always as easy as walking to the door, giving ID and having a wristband slapped on. Hell, I don't even remember that part last year

>>10855721
Will there be hot n readies?

>>10856321
yes
>>10855903
They have room limits anon. Yes you can get in but during primetime there are lines.

>>10856342
That's what the back doors are for

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I will be there, hiding in plain site from people I don't want to deal with. I now understand the appeal of cosplays that conceal your face.

>>10856382
Sight*, fuck this phone.

Okay but who are y'all cosplaying as? I'll be in Blue Lock all con if other fujos are around to party.

>>10853942
I'm driving down from Michigan for my first time at this con. Any regulars want to leak where the fun is/ give tips? Youma was a disaster last year so looking for something better.

>>10856595
They / we already have in a way: Villas. Of course there's infinite other options too. Rooms on every floor with open doors or waterpark stuff (where we're totally not slipping bottles and cases in our bags)

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>>10856585
Ive got a few cosplays planned. Me and a friend are doing Mexican Asuka and Shinji. Ill also probably do Nekopara for the maid meetup and then I have a South Park cos with another fren

>>10854491
Yes we are. Cum is weakness leaving the body.

Cummy Wrestling is gonna be great this year.

>>10855903
Just be chill and get to know people who have a villa and maybe you'll get in

I'm gonna freak so hard at the freaknik

>>10854491
I'm gonna cum so fucking hard in the hot tub that I'll be paying child support for years with how many women I'll impregnate

>>10856741
Go back to work Chris

Stay off the fucking beach volleyball court at the villas so I can get fucking smashed and play some sand ball.

>>10856743
Make me Clayton Bonner

I wish the poors would stop trying to sneak into the villas go sleep under a bridge you peasants

>>10856748

if someone doesn't die at the Cummy Wrestling event then consider it mid af

I'm gonna drop mud pies in every Villa i can. Fear me because you cannot stope.

>>10856759
They call him Patel the Party Pooper, shine on you crazy diamond

>>10856759
No leaving grumpies in the sand

I'm going to pee in the hot tub and blame it on Alex

WHITE BOY VILLA SUMMER

CC is the only time of year where I will drink at like 9 AM but it seems yall started extra extra early

>>10856773
You mean you aren't waking up at 630am after going to bed at 5am to get wasted on mimosas and make your villa Pancakes then passout and take a 1 hour nap then keep going? Bitch-made. I'm doing an evercleae BORG this year

>>10856774
More heavy whipping cream crepes this year or I'll riot.

>>10856774
SHUT THE FUCK UP RETARD YOU'RE GOING TO BE BEATING OFF IN THE PUBLIC RESTROOM YOU MALDING FUCK

>>10856771
I can't wait to say white villa summer power at the freaknik

>>10856616
Sorry we don’t allow poors in the villas

>>10856792
Who do I give my ssn to for the credit check for the party?

>>10856812
bring your 1040 idiot

>>10856818
Or just bring liquor and not be a fucking autistic sperg. So Cosplay Kirby don't bother.

>>10856342
Always down for hot n readies, missed the ones someone bought last year

>>10856819
Kirby this the throat GOAT

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>>10856659
>south park
now my eyes lit up. who are you going to be?

>>10856585
Pool Party Graves

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>>10856869
im doing ned and the friend is doing jimbo

Cum wrestling cumming soon to a convention near you

>>10856773
There's a diner up the road that has good breakfast cocktails that I usually hit up every morning. 9AM is about the same time I start as well

Any bets on what the most popular cosplay this year will be? I can’t wait to be surrounded by stinky dekus

>>10856988
Bocchi due to ease
Power due to ease + popular with zoomers
Ai due to popularity, but costume may be difficult.

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>>10856585
Oldie but a goodie

Who the fuck is scar and why did he threaten to shoot up the con?

>>10857051
Is this from Josh's stream? Probably some gay discord group trying to be edgy with inside jokes. Every week is "gay store" this, "sit on my face Josh" that.

>>10857055
Yeah really took me out of watching his stream. Hoping it's some gay troll, but still lately idk people are fucking psychos

>>10857051
>>10857055
A famous sperg from the manosphere internet shit. It's just guys making fun of a violent sperg named scar they do it every week, I'm in the discord and it's just a joke. he also didn't threaten to shoot up the con

>>10857059
Tell them they're a retarded faggot and to get better jokes,

>>10857058
It's just a gay troll dude. Don't let it bother you.
>>10857060
I will lmao

>>10857061
If it was that pedo Warsie tell him to shoot himself instead.

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Shout out to our """friend""" being a sex pest so he gets kicked out of the room and I get his spot.

Pretty dandy if I say so myself. :3

>>10856988
A lot of CSM, even I plan on cosplaying power

>>10857072
This is actually the one con I'm not doing CSM funnily enough.

All I know is someone getting nutted in. Gonna be one of those ugly crying nuts where I like bury my face in their back and my balls just get to flexing. Can't wait. If you screenshot this and send it to the chat ur gay

>>10857071
With how many people are thirst posting daily, what even is a "sex pest" at this point? All the main con groups have like booty call channels and post their ass cheeks.

>>10857089
Ask Chibi

>>10857090
Dont think that dude is coming, but would be pretty funny

>>10857090
Chibinekodemyx? The speed runner guy? What did he do?

>>10857096
He was banned from Colossalcon for being a sex pest

What are you most looking forward to this con? Dealers room? Playing in the water and sunshine? Cosplaying? The feeling of crawling into bed on Sunday night with an impending cold?
I’m so excited!

>>10857100
Like 99% of guys going to cons are basically "sex pests" and the slutty cosplayers love the attention from these losers.

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>>10857125
I'm most looking forward to being an active sex pest as this con. Just kidding. I just wanna play anime dress up and get sloshed with my bros. Hopefully playing in the water isn't as fucking cold as it was last year, froze my ass off anytime I stepped out of the water at the indoor pool.

>>10857135
Cool projection bro. Save yourself the embarrassment and stay home.

>>10857125
im just excited to just chill and drink with my bros and not have to deal with any retarded drama

It’s gonnna be farmers tan con if I can’t get my fucking shoulders to match my lower arms

>>10857172
It's not projection you chode. If you've actually been to a fucking con you'd know this.

Who do you think is donating to all the onlyfans bullshit and actually obliging the "step on you for X" stuff? Nevermind the fact that almost all male photographers are just doing it to get material to jack off to later.

You really can't be this oblivious, can you?

>>10857395
Lose weight.

>>10857404
Properly muscular and ripped thank you very much.

Seriously how is it possible to be this oblivious? I've been going to cons over a decade and this was crystal clear since the very first one.

>>10856781
Freaknik nigga the fuck I didn't know colossal Sandusky was THAT hardcore

>>10857473
>>10856781
>>10856771
Can I join in? Is racial bullying of minorities on the agenda?