Happening in less than a month, didn't see a thread, figured I'd make one. Anyone here going?
>it gets worse every year
they really need to make an addition to the building for more rooms
>>10853963>FB group is now ~95% people asking for a spot>None of them get an answer>Including girlsYep. Unless there's some miracle, I'm gonna have to skip. Texas has a better venue, but low enthusiasm. East has decent enthusiasm, worst venue of the three.My honest reaction to this information.
>>10853973>threeThere’s four now. Colossal slid into daisho’s spot the second the con died lmao
>>10853993Indeed. But I didn't make it to that one either, and have to wonder how its venue compares since that's the OG resort
>>10853994North's WI Kalahari is objectively the worst. Very small water park compared to every other venue, tons of rooms but nowhere to host sizable parties because no one wants to use villas when its snowing in november.
>>10853995Yep, that's about what I expected. CC Texas was in November its first year then scaled back to August. No clue why they didn't opt to leave it alone and swap North instead. East's is honestly pretty underwhelming too
>>10853996All East really needs is villas. The "big 5" as they call it do work, but it needs the outdoor party to really match Prime's vibe. Otherwise I'd say a very very comparable feel between the two.
>>10854043That's what I'm saying, really. The crowds are there. Literally, since I'd bump into the same people over again, but the atmosphere for Prime is like nothing else. While it was a great time, one of the Big 5 was among the only really notable parties at East. I really like the chaotic and unpredictable nature of this one. Whatevs. There's next year, and it also means more time to plan for the others
>>10853973Overflow or nearby hotel out of the question?
>>10854219Well let's put it like this. One of the most (maybe THE most) active discussion happening right now is for a spot at Great Wolf Lodge. I would really rather not stay offsite. And if it came to that I would...but I'm also not dumb enough to bother throwing my hat in the ring with 20 others
>>10854234Oh fuck that's right, Great Wolf Lodge filled up, I forgot. Last year was my first year and there was zero trouble getting a room there, figure attendance is up the further from COVID we are. I just got one of those hotels that are a like a mile away because I thought being closer would be better, but if Great Wolf Lodge is filled with congoers and not children and families like last year that might have been the better option.
Fuck getting a room for this shit. At this point I'm just sleeping in my car in the parking lot and showering in the locker rooms at the waterpark. Would honestly rather do than than drive back and forth from Gay wolf lodge
Status update: Even the faggots making offers FOR room space aren't answering either. This shit is gonna come down to the wire, and I figure my only hope anymore is a bunch of people jumping ship in the next week or two>>10854329How is that place anyway? I've never done anything but go past it>>10854350Honestly, if I had a good enough car, this would be the answer right here. CC is not a con for sleeping at all anyway
The colossalcon during COVID was so nice, it reminded me of the early days where you could walk around the halls without being shoulder to shoulder with annoying zoomers. Every year it gets bigger and more obnoxious, the 21+ Facebook page is the worst gaggle of abortions I've ever seen.
>>10854422 (cheque)You are right, but...this shit is honestly hilarious
>>10854380I can tell. Every person I replied to advertising pace in the rooms are not replying. Every last one. Its as if they seeking attention while already have full rooms
>>10854439So it's nothing personal, they're just cunts. But also uhhh yeah. Shit is somehow even worse than I thought. Also another funny aside about all the desperation>Hey, here's a picture my cat! Take this obvious ploy for attention so you'll think of me first :^)>0 repliesDo you think they're gonna get the picture eventually? I'm banking hard on NO
>>10854380>How is that place anyway? I've never done anything but go past itIf you're asking about GWL, it was aight, very quiet and didn't seem to have much con presence. But again, it didn't fill up then. If you're asking about the nearby hotel, I have no idea. I assume it's shitty and I way overpaid but it's only a mile and that's an easy walk no matter how drunk, that's why it was appealing>>10854439That seems to be a common theme among people advertising anything, be it rooms at cons or just random shit they're trying to sell
>>10854422>the 21+ Facebook page is the worst gaggle of abortions I've ever seen.they're...they're not actually all jerking off in a hot tub, are they?
>>10854491>It got worse>It can only get worse from here
>>10853973>East has decent enthusiasm, worst venue of the threeKalahari staff (particularly water park staff) at the East venue do their best to knock all the "enthusiasm" of attendees. Last year it was particularly bad, with all sorts of problems with water park staff.Victoria (the con head) refuses to address anything or allow any sort of discussion of the issues in the FB group. That faggot Donnell at least took the time to make a statement after the incidents that happened in 2018.Victoria really needs to stop hiding from everything before East is totally un-attendable.
>>10854422>21+ Facebook page is the worst gaggle of abortions I've ever seenYeah, the incessant shitposting in the 21+ groups can be annoying. However, those pages are essentially the only place on the internet where you can have discussion regarding issues/problems with the Colossalcon events.It would be really nice if we could have some civil discussion in the official FB group pages, but the new conchair seems to want to hide anything that could be considered remotely negative.I only follow the official East page anymore, and it's basically just:>Daily shit-tier meme post>Daily shit-tier meme post>Daily shit-tier meme post>CCE is expanding to four days!>Absolutely no room discount for the first night BTW>Shit-tier voice actor announcementColossalcon is getting worse by the year, CCE in particular.
>>10854555Believe me, I know. And if you've mentioned this before, it was probably to me. I may be more "in the know" on on staffers than 99% of general attendees but I dunno who any of these people are desu. Either way...gonna keep mentioning how both cringe and obnoxious the no-answering fags of the Facebook group are until something changes. [It's never changing.]
>>10854613I recall hearing that people were getting straight up banned from the FB group for asking about Colossalcon management's checkered past (racist jokes made by Donnell's lackeys and such). And they also banned people for asking why other people were banned, kek.As far as East goes, anyone that pays the full price to stay the extra night at the Kalahari is an absolute dumbass. It boggles my mind how inept at negotiating the conchair must be to not be able to get the discount for the extra night.>Hey Kalahari, we'd like to pay you a bunch of money to rent out your convention center an extra day!>Sure!>We'd like extend the hotel discount an extra day since we're doing that.>Nope!>Okie, no problem! :)Seriously how the fuck lmao
>>10854350This, my capacious and voluminous minivan is simply too OP. Plenty of room for sleeping pads and blankies, and still have room for suitcase / a cooler for rations and drinks. Will take offers from hunnies for a roomate who'll be my con-gf. Don't come knockin when the van's-a-rockin
>>10854626The first time I ever heard about CC management, I was given the impression that they were very tight with the hotel. Something about "the general manager is a weeb" but I do have to wonder. I dunno if this'll have any effect moving forward for East, but thanks for the potential warning + pointing out they've expanded to 4 days. That was honestly my biggest sticking point with it till now, too short.
>>10854707Yeah, there have been signs both large and small that the Kalahari Poconos has a poor relationship with Colossalcon management ever since the first CCE:>Absolutely no discount on daily water park passes (they've offered discounts in Ohio for years)>The whole incident in 2018 where they kicked all cosplayers and photogs out of the water park on Sunday morning.>Tons of issues at the water park last year including restrictions on cosplay and photography made up on the spot by Kalahari water park staff.>Again last year, water park staff harassing people that rented cabanas during the night swim because they (supposedly) didn't know that was a thing. Also mass confusion regarding 18+ wristbands.Those are just a few things off the top of my head. And as I already mentioned, no hotel discount for the first night after expanding to four days.It pains me to say this shit because I thought the first year was amazing. I don't know why Colossalcon management won't grow a sack and tell the Kalahari to put their dogs on a leash while the convention is running.
K so, the group running "Let's Cum in the Hot Tub!" has their unofficial meetups schedule ready to go. It's...>"Cars" the animated Pixar movie meetup>Is This Loss? - A Lossplay Meetup>RAT GANG RAT GANG RAT GANG MTG MEETUP>21+ Hawaiian Shirt Meetup>Forehead Smoochies for The Harem at Colossal>Chubby Cheetah Cheese Ball Challenge>YEAH BABY>Katie and Lauren eat a giant 3-pound gummy worm>I'm in your walls: Boozey Hide and seek tag with Kitsch>Stare Directly into The Sun it Can't Blind Us All!next level of cringe. And yes, they're *only pretending to be retarded*, but these things have limits. Also, no surprise to find these were the same people behind "Cum Wrestling", which I actually did watch for a little while. Is this the level of dad / grandpa jokes we can expect to spread around on a mass-scale ~30-40 years from now?
>>108544222021 was the year to go, it was so chill and nostalgic and full of actually cool people. Knew this day was inevitable but not looking forward to this year in particular being so full of "how do I get into the villa party" boring coomer normies. I got a room again but honestly, 2021 should have end capped my years of good memories.
>>10854821I can only wonder what some of those even entail
>>10855000If the word coomer ever meant anything, it no longer does. What the fuck is a coomer normie? Fucking scumfaggot retards
>>10855248Here's the orgy
>>10855249A coomer normie is a braindead loser led by their dick to the doorstep of the convention because of sluts online. Once on site, the radar of their stiff erection guides them from group to group wondering why they haven't gotten laid yet. This probably sounds familiar because you are probably one of these retards.
>>10853942Skipping, but possibly going to Texas.
>>10855336This is by far the main event out of the four, but I'm eyeing CC Texas this year again too
>>10855250The radar of my stiff erection should be able to guide me here but surely you have further details on this event
>>10854350If you still need a room spot I have room space from Wednesday till Sunday for 300 dollars on the Kalahari hotel. My email is Stardewleaf@yahoo.com
OK but actually how do you get into villa parties thoughNah who am I kidding I'm gonna hang out with the arcade trannies the whole time again anyway
>>10855678Let's lobby party with the other outcasts? Is Snacks going to this one?
>>10855678>>10855721Am I missing something here? It was always as easy as walking to the door, giving ID and having a wristband slapped on. Hell, I don't even remember that part last year
>>10855721Will there be hot n readies?
>>10856321yes>>10855903They have room limits anon. Yes you can get in but during primetime there are lines.
>>10856342That's what the back doors are for
I will be there, hiding in plain site from people I don't want to deal with. I now understand the appeal of cosplays that conceal your face.
>>10856382Sight*, fuck this phone.
Okay but who are y'all cosplaying as? I'll be in Blue Lock all con if other fujos are around to party.
>>10853942I'm driving down from Michigan for my first time at this con. Any regulars want to leak where the fun is/ give tips? Youma was a disaster last year so looking for something better.
>>10856595They / we already have in a way: Villas. Of course there's infinite other options too. Rooms on every floor with open doors or waterpark stuff (where we're totally not slipping bottles and cases in our bags)
>>10856585Ive got a few cosplays planned. Me and a friend are doing Mexican Asuka and Shinji. Ill also probably do Nekopara for the maid meetup and then I have a South Park cos with another fren
>>10854491Yes we are. Cum is weakness leaving the body.
Cummy Wrestling is gonna be great this year.
>>10855903Just be chill and get to know people who have a villa and maybe you'll get in
I'm gonna freak so hard at the freaknik
>>10854491I'm gonna cum so fucking hard in the hot tub that I'll be paying child support for years with how many women I'll impregnate
>>10856741Go back to work Chris
Stay off the fucking beach volleyball court at the villas so I can get fucking smashed and play some sand ball.
>>10856743Make me Clayton Bonner
I wish the poors would stop trying to sneak into the villas go sleep under a bridge you peasants
>>10856748
if someone doesn't die at the Cummy Wrestling event then consider it mid af
I'm gonna drop mud pies in every Villa i can. Fear me because you cannot stope.
>>10856759They call him Patel the Party Pooper, shine on you crazy diamond
>>10856759No leaving grumpies in the sand
I'm going to pee in the hot tub and blame it on Alex
WHITE BOY VILLA SUMMER
CC is the only time of year where I will drink at like 9 AM but it seems yall started extra extra early
>>10856773You mean you aren't waking up at 630am after going to bed at 5am to get wasted on mimosas and make your villa Pancakes then passout and take a 1 hour nap then keep going? Bitch-made. I'm doing an evercleae BORG this year
>>10856774More heavy whipping cream crepes this year or I'll riot.
>>10856774SHUT THE FUCK UP RETARD YOU'RE GOING TO BE BEATING OFF IN THE PUBLIC RESTROOM YOU MALDING FUCK
>>10856771I can't wait to say white villa summer power at the freaknik
>>10856616Sorry we don’t allow poors in the villas
>>10856792Who do I give my ssn to for the credit check for the party?
>>10856812bring your 1040 idiot
>>10856818Or just bring liquor and not be a fucking autistic sperg. So Cosplay Kirby don't bother.
>>10856342Always down for hot n readies, missed the ones someone bought last year
>>10856819Kirby this the throat GOAT
>>10856659>south parknow my eyes lit up. who are you going to be?
>>10856585Pool Party Graves
>>10856869im doing ned and the friend is doing jimbo
Cum wrestling cumming soon to a convention near you
>>10856773There's a diner up the road that has good breakfast cocktails that I usually hit up every morning. 9AM is about the same time I start as well
Any bets on what the most popular cosplay this year will be? I can’t wait to be surrounded by stinky dekus
>>10856988Bocchi due to easePower due to ease + popular with zoomersAi due to popularity, but costume may be difficult.
>>10856585Oldie but a goodie
Who the fuck is scar and why did he threaten to shoot up the con?
>>10857051Is this from Josh's stream? Probably some gay discord group trying to be edgy with inside jokes. Every week is "gay store" this, "sit on my face Josh" that.
>>10857055Yeah really took me out of watching his stream. Hoping it's some gay troll, but still lately idk people are fucking psychos
>>10857051>>10857055A famous sperg from the manosphere internet shit. It's just guys making fun of a violent sperg named scar they do it every week, I'm in the discord and it's just a joke. he also didn't threaten to shoot up the con
>>10857059Tell them they're a retarded faggot and to get better jokes,
>>10857058It's just a gay troll dude. Don't let it bother you. >>10857060I will lmao
>>10857061If it was that pedo Warsie tell him to shoot himself instead.
Shout out to our """friend""" being a sex pest so he gets kicked out of the room and I get his spot.Pretty dandy if I say so myself. :3
>>10856988A lot of CSM, even I plan on cosplaying power
>>10857072This is actually the one con I'm not doing CSM funnily enough.
All I know is someone getting nutted in. Gonna be one of those ugly crying nuts where I like bury my face in their back and my balls just get to flexing. Can't wait. If you screenshot this and send it to the chat ur gay
>>10857071With how many people are thirst posting daily, what even is a "sex pest" at this point? All the main con groups have like booty call channels and post their ass cheeks.
>>10857089Ask Chibi
>>10857090Dont think that dude is coming, but would be pretty funny
>>10857090Chibinekodemyx? The speed runner guy? What did he do?
>>10857096He was banned from Colossalcon for being a sex pest
What are you most looking forward to this con? Dealers room? Playing in the water and sunshine? Cosplaying? The feeling of crawling into bed on Sunday night with an impending cold?I’m so excited!
>>10857100Like 99% of guys going to cons are basically "sex pests" and the slutty cosplayers love the attention from these losers.
>>10857125I'm most looking forward to being an active sex pest as this con. Just kidding. I just wanna play anime dress up and get sloshed with my bros. Hopefully playing in the water isn't as fucking cold as it was last year, froze my ass off anytime I stepped out of the water at the indoor pool.
>>10857135Cool projection bro. Save yourself the embarrassment and stay home.
>>10857125im just excited to just chill and drink with my bros and not have to deal with any retarded drama
It’s gonnna be farmers tan con if I can’t get my fucking shoulders to match my lower arms
>>10857172It's not projection you chode. If you've actually been to a fucking con you'd know this.Who do you think is donating to all the onlyfans bullshit and actually obliging the "step on you for X" stuff? Nevermind the fact that almost all male photographers are just doing it to get material to jack off to later.You really can't be this oblivious, can you?
>>10857395Lose weight.
>>10857404Properly muscular and ripped thank you very much. Seriously how is it possible to be this oblivious? I've been going to cons over a decade and this was crystal clear since the very first one.
>>10856781Freaknik nigga the fuck I didn't know colossal Sandusky was THAT hardcore
>>10857473>>10856781>>10856771Can I join in? Is racial bullying of minorities on the agenda?
>>10857502It always was. TOTAL KIGGER DEATH
>>10857519This colossalcon is already better than East, can't wait
>>10856585Pic related, and then pic related with a pool's closed sign, afro, and giant inflatable stingray.
>>10857502You wouldn’t be the guy who goes to every Midwest cgl meet and shouts racial obscenities and wonders why no one invites you to room parties?
>>10857540No, I run my own parties (room and otherwise) and scream racial obscenities with my bros on the East coast.
>>10857538We will be like brothers separated at birth but reunited at this con
>>10857555Based, I shall find you my brother. Look out for the fucker in the green zorb suit floating on a giant sting ray in the pool.
>>10857520Ohio is always infinitely better than East. North and TX are probably better than East.The Poconos Kalahari water park staff do whatever they can to antagonize CCE attendees, and the con head just buries her head and the sand and does absolutely nothing about it.Just hope that Ohio staff doesn't get the memo that the con head is a pushover. Because if they do they'll put an end to fun there too.
>>10857538So it's you that'll be providing the hot n readies?
>>10857769Unironically yes, I will be showing up with pizza the first night I'm there.
>>10857771Will have to keep lookout for the motherfucker cosplaying Anon in 20fucking23 carrying a pizza warmer
>>10857771What night tho? I want some hot n ready
>>10857788Sometimes you just gotta do an old classic.>>10857789Thursday night for sure but that's mostly going to our room. Friday night I'll be carrying some around for the general public.If you want pizza you better be ready with some room numbers for parties.
>>10857731Goddamn, I know you have a chip on your shoulder about East but is it really THAT bad?
So who's hosting the anon meet n greet? Only got a room at GWL this year or I'd have you all over.
>>10858039The insanity of Acen bled into this thread the second it was over. So I'm not sure if going to a meetup this soon is a good idea for anyone
>>10858043This thread is actually pretty groovy compared to basically every other /cgl/ con thread I've been in, what do you mean?
>>10858050I do agree to some extent, but I autisically examined this board close enough the CC thread was only inching along until Acen ended. A huge number of those folks are coming here too, and as much as I'd like to tell you "Steer clear of the drama magnets", at the same time...you kinda have to read that thread for added context. That is, if you actually want to have a meetup-- for mental and maybe even physical preparation
>>10858052To be fair it also makes sense that this thread would pick up after ACEN as a lot of the people who go to ACEN also go to Colossal.That being said you're not wrong, gull drama was off the charts at this year's ACEN.
>>10858072>this thread would pick up after ACEN>a lot of the people who go to ACEN also go to ColossalMy point exactly. It's the same people who melted down during Acen. And up to this point (that I'm aware of), they were all too content to be catty children on here cause even Discord is too personal. But now we're talking fistfights soooo yeah hopefully this is starting to make more sense
>>10858039Thursday at the bridge?
>>10858003As far as the water park goes, yes. Last year the lifeguards targeted any and all cosplayers and photographers with rules they made up on the spot. No flash photos. No cameras near the water. Swimsuits have to have full coverage (despite there being no dress code at the water park). Staff harassed people that rented cabanas during night swim because they supposedly didn't know that was allowed.Those are just a few things off the top of my head.Maybe the con is ok if you don't care about the water park, but why the fuck would anyone go to a Colossalcon and not go to the water park?
>>10858039>>10858107I'm gonna do it like I do every year. Meet up the calahari bridge, Saturday around at 4pm. I will get pizza for everyone. Gonna be wearing my usual blue aquabats cosplay (pic related is my gay fat self.) Just gonna get 3 pep and 3 cheese. If anyone is staying can bring plates and napkins that will be swell cause I will more than likely forget.
>>10858076i can confirm that the tards who caused the drama at ACEN will not be at this con. Prime is for chill people only
>>10858107>>10858139Saturday or Thursday..? Is Saturday an established tradition or what
>>10858163Hosting something Thursday, like gulls in general but need to sus out people
It's simple, you cause a problem you get kicked the fuck out. Don't be cringe either or I'm gonna tell you to fucking kill yourself.
Hello all!I will be at this convention this week and I am in the market for a femboy to be my partner for the duration of the con. Must be:- in between the ages of 18-21- biologically male- cosplay Venti from the hit gacha game Genshin ImpactI will also require you to take a selfie with me to send to my parents so they know im hanging out with people my own age.
>>10858176In all honesty, you are the sexiest little creature my eyes have laid upon in the 55 years I've lived on this planet. I may be above your age limit and old enough to be your own father, but love knows no bounds baby.~ I'm 5'5 and 200lbs, and I have also been a Genshin Impact player since the first month of the games release. So you could say I'm a veteran in more ways than one. ;)As a bisexual, I am also a lady's man, you don't need to fear about your overbearing and loving parents being scared about lil' ole me. And I noticed that Clifford stuffed animal too! While I myself have no kids due to my own decision for being forever young and free, I do have the wonderful privilege of babysitting my sister's kids. With all the shows those little scoundrels watch, Clifford is always my favorite.I am more than happy to treat you to a fine convention my little handsome man. Maybe if this con goes well, who knows what else may be in store for us love doves!~ <3
>>10858076One of the primary discords was just purged of three problems, with more being closely monitored for any fuckups.
>>10858176Okay which one of you is fucking with DT?
>>10858239I didn't wanna say it but somebody had to
>>10858176My experience with female gulls is that they are usually pretty cute but crazy as hell or have awful personalities, so this tracks.
>>10857731East kills North and Texas easily. Texas has no energy and north is alright but the time of year kills the vibes a bit with swim/villa compatibility. East has amazing party culture and I'd highly recommend it
Yay they are going to play hiphop at the succubus party...joy
>>10858399And this is surprising, how exactly?
>>10858399>hiphoplike an obvious pajeet would be let in anyway
okay so how do I fuck one of the inevitable dozens of cosplayers of that alcoholic girl from bocchi
>>10858430>the inevitable dozens of cosplayers of that alcoholic girl from bocchilolwat. You'll be lucky to find a single female (XX) Bocchi cosplayer of any character
Ayo what the fuck is this, Kalahari? 200 per night per person is 200x4x4. You gonna stick an authorization charge of $3200 on a basic room?
Is it ethical to steal from the dealers room
>>10858484Hahaaa I guess the weebs have done serious damage in the past
>>10858500Depends on how bad their upcharge is. Example would be the people at Anime Ce-- Fortnite (forgot if they come to *Roblox* too) with the giant wall of keychains, some of which are >2000% cheaper online
>>10857395>Who do you think is donating to all the onlyfans bullshitNormies who don't cosplay. There are way more of them than us.
Got the plates for the pizza party if needed.What day are we doing it?
The /cgl/ meetup from 2019, been 4 years since, who's gonna be there?
>>10858545I'll be there with my crew, when though?
>>10858545>cgl meetup why would you want to meet a bunch of degens and fatass virgins?
>>10858567the only overweight person in there is a female and they can't be virgins
>>10858567This one is a lot better since most are in cosplay.
>>10853942>the most /cgl/ con ever is happening>Grill I met and fucked at Ohayocon is going too >I'm stuck in Columbus sweating my ass off running security for a shitty dive barFuck my life. Have fun guys, with my luck I'll probably get shot on the job too.
>>10858508Aight, then don't say nothing if you see me
>>10858568Nope, Marik has gained a lot of weight since 2019. At least 35lbs.
Fuckin hell only got in 5 minutes ago and I can already see from the lines this is gonna be way crazier than last year. Probably starting in like 2 hours from now too
>>10858484Never actually booked a room at any Colossalcon myself before. Do you HAVE to give them the names of everyone staying? How is that even enforced? Can you not just do what is done at literally every con ever where you only list 1 person as staying in the room and then just stash 12-15 weebs in there?
>>10858545damn, those three girls on the right with the blond wigs are so hot, totally would
>>10858592quit faggot
this black dude dressed up with a fro grabbed my ass he smelt so bad
>>108585452022's
>>10858163There will be a meet up on Thursday and Saturday. I will be hosting the saturday one.
>>10858645I would, but I also don't want to go to a car without my own room to myself.
>>10858648
>>10858484OP, they said at check-in that the rule exists for normal stays with normal clientele but they weren't enforcing it on Colossalcon since we very rarely break stuff
> had a fling with a tact cosplayer guy at Ohayo> wanted to take his virginity > had a bpd meltdown when he toyed with my feelings> he blocked me> he’s going to colossal toohe was pretty ugly without the mask but sad I don’t get to get into all those silly villa parties :(
who else already got laid
>>10858682Me, tell your mom I'm keeping your fruit snacks though.
>>10858238Reisen and who were the other two?
>>10858643Anon, I....
>>10858661Just shoot him, he likes to go around threatening people with firearms, might as well make his day lmao, he'll prolly be too drunk to aim well (note this is in Minecraft, please consult your Ohio lawyer about "mutual combat" defenses and duels lel)
>>10858703That one dude from Florida who ironically enough got booted from the room by Reisen at youma, forgot who the other one was. If you're talking about the gull server specifically there are two very recent bans, Billy and Jade.
This is my first Colossal can any of you anons just tell me what to know prior to going? I don't give a fuck about whatever the hell else you guys keep going about. Need to know:-Where is the best place around to stock up on liquor-Is the food onsite even worth the price-What's tomorrow like and how bad is checkout-How strict is staff regarding walking around with alcohol you poured yourself-How bad is parking, like should we park and drive into town or call an uber? If they have it that far out-How do I meet semi normal people
And by normal I mean people going to talk about things like anime, drink, talk about cosplay, and go to some of the panels. Not whatever discord keeps getting posted here.
>>10858707Huh what were billy and jade booted for, odd?
>>10858709Dude, you're going to a partycon, you aren't hanging with normies even in a con sense. I think it's a bit like going to MFF in the drama and whatnot there because it's more "regional" and people go there as groups from further away as opposed to just locals for ACEN or ANKE.I guess talk to random people and whatnot? (and avoid literally anyone mentioned in this chat or who has pics shown of them if possible)
>>10858715Anon I just want some answers to help myself and friends out, I get whatever is going on in your discord must be fun shit to talk about with those members and all. But I seriously thing I speak for a few anons when I say we simple do not care about whatever happened or shit. If the meetups for cgl are just what this thread is I guess I have one thing answered, but this con in the Colossal Discord and this thread just seem to be filled with people telling me "dude it's colossal haha party!" which I gathered but I still have basic questions that don't seem too hard to answer.
>>10858707What did they do? Jade is a drunk mess often but what did Billy possibly do?
>23 year old neet>can only go because grandparents are taking me>along with my 10 and 11 year old cousin and sister>have to listen to grandparents yell at the kids in front of everyone because they're hyper>haven't had irl friends and human interaction since highschool>can only go one day for 4 hours because boomer grandparents get tired and want to go home>miss out on panels>cosplaying with a group of friends>attending raves and partying >miss out on hanging out in the pools and partying>can't have fun in hotel rooms and drink with friends all night Suicide is the only option
>>108587081. Ohio is legally required to charge the same amount for liquor at every store, so it don't matter2. The fried stuff from the snack bars is fine. Restaurants are decent but kinda overpriced. 3. Thursday is the first actual con day, but still pretty chill. Checkout is at 10am which blows4. Not strict at all, but worst case just get one of the kalahari souvineer cups and pour your drinks into it5. It sucks, but you should be able to get a spot today6. Drink until they seem normal is the only advice I can give
Kinda surprising how low energy night one was even compared to two years ago. Also I forgot till now about all the flab on display. On one hand, that's great for my already strong ""rizz game"" (or whatever they're calling it). On the other... most of the girls have the flab too.
>still cant book a kalahari room
>>10858782you're like 10 months late bro
>>10858784I just wanna be chillan with the broskis
>>10858770Crazy idea, hear me out, have you considered killing yourself?
>>10858795this poster has flab and needs dietary correction
colossalcon or diablo 4. i think my 95 dollars is better spent on diablo 4
>>10858796Tell me more about how many fat chicks ur plowin lul
cgl meetup when?
4647 I'll be hosting a room party at 10pm tonight. Must bring alcohol or come in cosplay.
>>10858744Seconding this, what happened? I only briefly interacted with Billy, seemed OK but did get uncomfortably comfortable with getting in my personal space
>>10858795Nah I'm good.
>>10858810Why not just ask in the server you guys are in if it's so important, what makes cgl threads the ideal place to ask these things. I'm so tired about hearing all the petty drama from whatever shithole server you all are in on this board. Is the server such a toxic place that you can't just ask "hey why was x banned" without getting banned yourself or something? This seems to be like a consistent thing in every con happening remotely close to the midwest area.It seems like this place is like the only threads where consistently has to be filled to the brim with people needing to air all the dirty laundry and gossip from that place. It's annoying.
>>10858818Everyone here is probably banned from those servers or never joined because of how much of a trainwreck it is, anon. So unless someone cares enough to make a sockpuppet it won't work very well.
>>10858822I know I'm not the only one who's tired of every midwest thread turning into this shit. I try to come by for a heads up and qrd on how the con is over plebbit, facebook/twitter, or the official con discord, because other threads often do provide some useful info. I don't care if people want to unload the dumpster truck of drama regarding shit that happened during the con which may affect other anons. It's just so annoying to see +20 new posts all about some specific discord rather than actual happenings to look out for at the con.
>>10858826did you get booted from the server or something? mad no one invited you?
Boy am I grateful to fucking God that I haven't run into any of you drama loving idiots today
>>10858809What if I Cum in Cosplay?
>>10858845You're such a fucking piece of shit stoking the thread and pretending like you're better than us. Well guess what!? You're not!!! Bet you're too scared to dox yourself or come to the meet up.
>>10858845Same desu
>>10858866Fuck you.
>>10858867No way fag!
I WENT AIRBORNE ON THE GREEN AND BLUE OUTDOOR WATERSLIDES
Anyone wanna meet? I'm the Maid cosplay in the hot tub.
>>10858877There are at least four hot tubs, I checked all of them and didn't see any names inside
Don't let 22 year Olds mix dri KS worst mistake of my lifeFucking "hey how much should I do ratio of liquor to not idk 50% right"I'm gonna trheow up Iiv been drunk since 11
>>10858881I wanna be this drunk right now.
>>10858881this country sucks if there are 22 year olds who haven't learned how to pour a drink yet
Anyone see the girl who shit herself in the lazy river a few hours ago?
>>10858883Maybe you're in a rough spot right now but this isn't a real number so plz try again
God damn man, active thread means there's nothing happening now is there?
>>10858809Again Room party at 4647 TONIGHT!!!Must bring alcohol or be in cosplay!!!
Yo I was just at room 4647 and there was a femboy tied to the bed?? And he wouldn’t stop begging me to “breed his tight lil bussy”?? It was so fucked up I swear guys it seemed like 4-5 guys had already busted in his hole it was so gross. The door was unlocked and you can just like walk it? Like anyone can just walk in from the hallway and cum in this femboy? And he’s just like tied there and can’t do anything while you fill his ass with your cum? Kinda strange if you ask me
>>10858890Tfw people are post photos of the sign from my room in 2021How weird, there also is no party there in 4647 so dont go
There is actually a party in 4647 go there
>>10858643gross why would you wanna break up their threesome
>>10858897Your joke post is more serious than you might think
>>10858898the best jokes are rooted in the truth my friend
Sounds like a fun con so far. Looking forward to joining in after work tomorrow. If only I had worked on my cosplay I'd wear it down, but it doesn't exist yet. Probably next year.
4647? I hardly know her!
>>10858893reminds me of the MFF breeding parties. How cute was the femboy?
Who is running 4647?
>>10858916Who isn't?
Okay I've managed to get two people already to unveil their power levels about posting here so that's pretty cool.Just got the knack for it
>>10858922Well, you know what they say...
Billy got banned for being a coomer and wanting to fuck any 2/10 in the server or at cons.Basically he's Reisen light
>>10858927So literally anyone who goes to cons lol? They sure intensified the standards for a fucking *4chan* discord it seems
>>10858927did he score? drop the link to this server
>>10858932Pretty sure they locked down who can make invites after the ACEN drama and incidents.
>vague discord dramaLiterally who gives a fuck lol
>>10858936it's like having half the content locked behind dlc. 4ch is a cartridge
need 2/10 stinky weeb puss
>>10858936Mentally ill children from this cursed so-called community care. Good things I'm chilling far away from them
>>10858943Did you get shunned or something?
>>10858942it's not STINKY!!!
>>10858934what drama? Reisen being a faggot again in the bad sense? they generally change the invite requirements often
>>10858936clearly everyone in this fucking thread?
Any of you spot me? Ill have more pizza tomorrow.
>>10858936can someone post the drama I don't want to pay for a discord nitro pass to see it
>>10858985There was a cock-sucking contest and there were disputes over whether the winner sucked 102 or 103 cocks
>>10858952There was more to it than that which is why Reisen wasn't the only one who got canned.
>>10859001what happened
>>10859003Can't say or one of the janitors might get fussy again.
>>10858969If that's Mexican Shinji behind you, I may have walked past your room last night. Cause I definitely saw him
>>10859007It is, the Mexican Shinji and Asuka are my frens.
>>10859005make a l0l c0w (dot) farm thread i guess that is designed for cosplay drama
>>10859005we are both anonymous and legion they wont know who did it
>>10858969were you at PVCF 2022?
>>10859017Nah, this is my first time doing this. I'll be down in the lobby in 2-3 hours with my sign and afro.
>>10859018based, i used to cosplay as a nigra and it was pretty easy to do as i was black lol, anonymous always fucking delivers. Good luck, oldfag!
You know I actually have the free time to make a day trip up to Colossalcon but looking at the photos already on Instagram I half feel like the quality pool went down already. I’ve been dicking around cons that arnt Midwest related and Jesus fucking Christ Half of the photos already up make me look small in comparison. How’s dealers room / Artist alley though? I might go up for some slaps if they’re any good.
>>10859022Lel. I know exactly who's behind this post, and I can confirm. It's rough. The crowds don't seem too different, *maybe* a bit younger than year, but almost particularly nice to look at
Is the outdoor pool complete? During the winter there were many construction pictures posted on Kalahari's facebook.
>>10859009Cool. I'll be on the lookout soon then. Fitting too by the way, that when I went by your room, it was with another anon I randomly met
>>10859024Ok so the more important thing is dealers and artist alley. how pozzed is it this year.
>>10858713Jade is an alcoholic with mental problems who causes problems every fucking time he drinks
>>10859031This is literally everyone in that group
>>10859035Were you around him for East last year? Cuz if you were you might not be thinkin that. And I say that (partially) in his favor
>>10859035There is drinking and being a dumb drunk, then there is being drunk schizo and psychotic where people are actual harm to others.
Pools closed
>>10859064get a load of this faggot
>>10859064i love this
>>10859040How the fuck is Jade a harm to other people lol he (she?) isn't the sort of person to start fights haha
I squirted in the wave pool
>>10859076Something something blacking out after like one drink at magic
I don't know who jade and billy are but I'm having a great time at con and I hope to see all you guys there!
Stop talking about drama you fucking faggots. Are you even at the con? Go in the water where you belong whales.
>>10859090Be honest. How sweaty is your asscrack right now.
>>10859082White Girl Wasted?
>>10859090Amogus
How did Sydney get here I thought he got booted and wasn't going?
>>10859110He's here? I don't think he's banned from the con. Could be wrong though. Surprised he's here after what happened at ACEN though.
Yo, I'm broke lol. Anyone have a pass they're not using anymore they they don't mind donating?
>>10859121Sure come to 4902
>>10859110He's at whinny City in Schaumburg by Chicago>>10859091>>10859091go he ain't in Ohio mistaken identity
Why is pol-tranny discord drama STILL being posted here? Where are the jannies?
>>10859091VERY. Switching into my Princess Bride Westley cosplay now, can't handle the morph suit anymore today. Ill be back in it tomorrow.
>>10859123Why did you tag me, retard?>>10859125Imma come find you on Sunday and give that morph suit a big sniff. Maybe even a lick if you'd be so kind
>>10859110He's not banned from the con, regardless what you think discord bans and angry drama don't ban people from events. I don't get why you people won't shut up about drama and just ignore him. If he is an issue catch him in the act and report. Fuck off with this drama BS, take it to your fucking discord.
>>10859122Alright mate, hope its on the up and up
>>10859126Cause I'm fucked up faggot
>>10859122Hey man, that's not a valid room number. If you're going to troll me, I'd rather you just tell me no and save us both the trouble.
>>10858969can you move the pizza bag so we can see the makeout sesh behind you
>>10859132My bad, come to room 220314
>>10859141Fuck you, kill yourself :)
to get into the orgy room tomorrow night you MUST bring a unique piece of cheese (at least 2oz) at the door or you'll be turned away
>>10859148pic related this is our homie on bouncer duty
>>10859148Is it ok if it’s frumunda my nuts? I haven’t showered in two years so I should have a nice harvest of at least 2 ounces waiting
Hey to the motherfucker telling me about how I'm not getting into villas, you can suck eggs because the bouncer there gave me some free blow. Cuz he recognized me
Room numbers, we have a ton of drinks and nowhere to go
cool story bro
>>10859178225 so long as you aren't already wasted
>>10859180I am :)
>>10859163It's laced with fentanyl
>>10859148Does dick cheese count?
Any Fate cosplayers down to fuck tomorrow?
>>10859189If they're dressed as Mordred, fuck yeah
>>10859198I am, but I'm a dude :x
>>10859213Well it is a male name. Also any proofs on hand? Like, just a costume itself. We are lacking in Fate around here, I've noticed
>>10859216
>>10859220Well damn. That was a shot in the dark, and anon delivered. Any plans for later?
Damn I got here at 10 and I've never seen it this dead.
This year hasn't been as good as before.
Starting to pickup now desu, also any info on the meetup?
if tonight doesn't redeem the con I don't think I'll be back next year its too expensive for how shit the parties were
Reminder pizza meet up at 3
Don't bring your pets to a place where it's dark and outside and surrounded by drunk retards. Jesus christ, is it really that hardYou cannot get me drunk or high enough to ever think that's a smart move
In need of an insider tip on how I can leave a negative tip at Blux. Yeah I'm eating off somebody else's plate, but you didn't pay for it and it's already covered not your fucking business lady
>>1085923210 PM at the Kalahari, room 4522
Pizza is ready. Meet at bridge in 30 minutes.
You said the meetup was at 4, you nitwits. Where's the Anonymous?
>>10859270Read the thread yoy cunt>>10859236
I will soon be on the con floor handing out pizza.
>>10859270See>>10859275
Actually im going to cum wresteling as Anon. Will be at villas.
>>10859275Where on the con floor
>>10859278Cum wrestling actually in like 20
>>10859285Hey you gave me a blowjob earlier
Don't even try to bullshit us brother HH
>>10859285What a slur, It was so hot and sensual, man I can’t believe the way he just slides his fingers up your asshole when you’re so close to climaxing. This man’s got impeccable timing, fucking erupted into his green nylon mouth like a volcano, and he greedily gulped it down. God damn do I love Villa Parties
>>10859303This is how you know you're having a good time when you start writing in comprehensible drunk sentences just like as I'm doing right now
>>10859027I'm not in Mexican Shinji today but I'll be at the con for the rest of the weekend. I'm doing Gura rn
>>10859303It's true, Im the throat goat and he's the bussy bomb.
>>10859307I saw you. You were pretty cute nglI'm hitting the villa if anyone else coming
>>10859307lemmie hit that sharbussy
>>10859310Me if anyone wanna hang at villa btw
This is so much better. All chill in person and im thread. Motherfuckers we binqiling
WHERE ARE THE ROOM PARTIES?
>>10859317With the cock hat who's going around playing the chill funk
>>10859317>he doesn't know
Anyone in cleveland wanna pick a white kid with no car up?
Shadow wizard moneygang we LOVE casting spells.
>>10859320Absolutely not
>>10859311$50 for the tsloppy
>>10859326This post was sponsored by the shadow government
I snuck into this shit. It was trash.
>>10859341Ur trash
When you wake up and are grateful that you aren't hungover but realize that's because you're literally still drunk
Can we please get a triple times quadruple raise for the ComJanny at 8:30 on Sunday morning who's worried about how authentic my badge might be.
>>10859381How about one for front desk staff who needed to be a cunt about asking for late checkout. A simple “sorry we had too many people ask for it” would have been just fine.
>>10859384I was very confused for a moment about why I had the cool down timer running when I hadn't posted in the last minute. Thank you for confirming why. Also I need to see this just because. CockHat lookout headed overMore importantly, at least front desk is getting something out of this and isn't just here to be wasted like 99% of the other people here
does anyone know how colossal is doing hotel reservations these days? is it still the stupid lottery system?i haven't been able to get into the kalahari since they started the room lottery and i'd love to try and get room next year
Anyone want a bj? I'm the one in the maid outfit meet in the mens bathroom by the video game room with smash ultimate
this year was underwhelming
Does anyone have a photo of the randy marsh cosplay that was bouncing on his balls?
>come home after a great last day arcade grinding>the friend we had catsit shut the fucking closet with the litter box and didn't fucking tell us >all our sheets/pillows/etc on the couch and one bed are covered in piss and shitim going to fucking kill somebody
>>10859472
>>10859430There is no lottery. First come first serve in two waves.
Well it's been great, and it's been real. But it hasn't been really great. See you retards next year.
Damn a bunch of my friends were posting in this thread and I didn't even know about it until now, when the con is already overWelp, I know for next year
the five little chuddies have departed, however the duskies remain in sandusky
>>10859489What about for the Villas? Cuz it's somehow always the same exact people that host the Villa parties. Almost as if they have a contract with the Kalahari.
>>10859534They always offer the villas to the people who had them last year first.
>>10859536Just auction them you fucking communists
>>10859548Whatever groups have been using the villas have been amazing party hosts and nothing needs to change about it
>>10859575The cum wrestling people need to fucking kill la kill themselves for throwing the worst event at the con. That shit was trash and took fucking 3 hours for anything decent to happen.
Been scurrying facebook but where are all the nipslip and camel toes from this year?
>>10859581>>It was trash but I watched it for 3 hours.
>>10859581I took over running the wrestling at hour 3 so all I hear is that I did a good job. Sign up next year so I can scream on the mic about how bad you got tossed.
>>10859575I could do significantly better than all but one of those parties this year. Most really weren't anything special given how expensive the villas are to book. My team have put on some great events, but I'm not gonna suck staff dick and climb the ladder just to book a room.>>10859581The handling of the cum wrestling was so aggressively retarded I can only think it was intentional.
Artist alley sucked this year it was also mostly the same exact items as last year
>>10859626Yo, person who was hosting the event here. Can you give me some feedback about what you'd change?
>>10859656The cum wrestle? When you say it's starting at 6pm and then spend an hour doing nothing but shilling merch and building hype (actually killing hype at a certain point) you are kind of wasting the audience's time. Yeah, it's a free event so do whatever you want but if I'm not seeing chicks (and that absolute unit of a wario) wrestling in cum pools within 30 minutes you have misled me. The branding, advertising and idea were all solid. It would have also been better to manage the spacing around the pools to facilitate better viewing but I know that is always hard.
>>10859662So the stalling that happened occured because we had several wrestlers no call/no show on top of the pain in the ass of getting them to sign their waivers. We opted to do waivers in person that way we had our asses covered from "I didn't sign this" type shit. I do apologize about the start time getting pushed back but we had a pretty nasty curveball thrown out way. The spacing of the was another issue due to the hose we had ended up being too short. We're gonna resolve visibility issues next year by 1 getting at least a 100 foot hose for filling the pool and mixing the cum powder with, and also getting a projector running with what's happening in the ring for people in the back of the crowd. Thanks again for the heads up
>>10859662The biggest problem about the pool placement was that we ended up getting the villa with no front space with the volleyball court 15 feet away, but we all are in agreement that the placement was bad and will rectify that next year.
>>10859670>>10859674I'll check it out next year again then, hope you guys don't get shafted on the location. How'd you get into running that event, if it's not too personal?
>>10859686We had the villa and wanted to make a wrestling event. Has nothing to do with the con itself other than it being hosted during the week of colossal.
>>10859689Oh so we do have villachads from here then. Y'all should say so, we've got resources to share and business relationships to build.
>>10859705Don't build a relationship with these people they have AIDS.
>>10859689Surprised to hear 4chan shitposters got a villa.
>>10859706just don't rip the skin>>10859711we are everywhere
>>10859722How hard is it to secure a villa? I've been wanting to try for a while.
>>10859711I mostly just lurk /v/, /co/, and /po/. I'm too old to shitpost at this point.>>10859705We typically keep the events held at the villa between me and my friend A. Unfortunately A. had a serious health issue come up that knocked them out of the con like a week before we left
>>10859732At this point all the villas are accounted for, once you secure one it's secured for the next year unless you give it up.
>>10859737Damn, how about the triple bedroom rooms or the five bedroom rooms?
>>10859739As far as I know for those ones you just gotta be quick on the draw. The Kalahari as far as I know does not do any sort of lottery system for rooms so your best bet is probably going to be be having multiple people trying to secure rooms, then if one or multiple of you get one just transfer the ones you're not using to other people
>>10859741I want to get a triple bedroom room all to myself just because I like to autistically pace around my room.
I think perhaps next year I will in fact try to abstain from getting blackout drunk. Good pizza though lads.>>10859670A projector would be a great idea. Couldn't see shit.
Room party at 4519 TONIGHT
>>10859581God that was a fucking mess>show up 30 minutes after the wrestling was supposed to start >next 40 minutes are spent listening to unfunny retards making cringe inducing coomer jokes >most of the audience clearly just wants the bloodshed to start >hosts keep making bs excuses>"the cum pool isn't ready yet">"what?? you don't like a little foreplay?">virgin faggots don't realize that you can only have so much foreplay before you lose your boner>first match finally starts >lasts 5 seconds (which tbf is longer than the hosts last in bed) >wait another 10 minutes>leave when they say "the next match will start very soon" for the 4th timeCosplay wrestling is a really cool concept so I hope somebody actually competent tried it out next year
And there I felt like a scammer for roping somebody in to watch cum wrestling, knowing I was like an hour and a half late, then being surprised to find it still going
>>10859662>>10859670Combination of hose length/hose hookup location/villa patio right in front of the volleyball courts severely limited placement options. Even with a longer hose so we could have it further out, that would have resulted in a lot of the audience needing to stand in the sand.FWIW we tried to move it but even a team of 8 people couldn’t make it budge at all and even if we could lift it the weight of the water would’ve torn out the bottom.Last year’s villa was WAY better location-wise, time to call up John Kalahari and request that one again for 2024Source: I filled the pool
>>10859787The wild thing is aside from the few critiques in this thread I've heard nothing but good things about how the event was run.Gonna go with the majority opinion rather than someone expecting bloodshed in a kiddy pool.
Ok but how did y’all feel about the Freaknik? Did anyone here attend?
>>10859856Who?
>>10859819Did you not see this this thread, with the endless bitching and fighting that lead up to it? Then none at all once you're actually there. Sasuga, really.
>>10859489Word. I might show up next year then, the lottery system for sandusky was enough to not fucking go.
Is it true that Colossalcon Prime is getting kicked out of the Kalahari?
>>10859856A freak picnic?>>10859817It's filled with booze?
>>10859906Unless something official is said just ignore it. Rumors like that happen every year with every major con. ACEN and Youmacon where supposed have been kicked out ages ago.
>>10859936Nah man, its totally true my uncle works for Dr Sandusky himself and he said they're gonna ban their biggest busiest moneymaking event for the city in the whole year
