I need a cosplay gf or I will die. Has anyone here actually gotten one and how?
I just want a nice gf that likes to dress up and go to conventions with me and bang at the end of the day
At this point I'll take a man as long as he cosplays
>>10815197had oneshe's actually the one that introduced me to cosplay and conventions.fun fact: going to cons solo (without a gf or s/o) is actually a lot better.as long as you have a decent cosplay and aren't ugly you'll have girls hitting on you.
>>10815208What was the difference at the convention?
>>10815217if you have a decent cosplay and aren't a walking horror, you'll be someone's husbando. and they'll want some of their husbando's dick. alternatively, be rich.
>>10815218Be rich? Is that all people think about these days? Also I’m not really sure what income has to do with getting a cosplay gf in all honesty
>>10815218How to advertise being rich?Also, what qualifies as rich nowadays?
>>10815197I’m dating a cosplay girl. She’s friends with my roommate who hooked us up. Finding a relationship is entirely luck.
>>10815208>as long as you have a decent cosplay and aren't ugly you'll have girls hitting on you.Should try to get ripped for Kenshiro than?
>>10815236>>10815208So you guys didn't even find these people at conventions? It's over
>>10815197Try finding them at GameStop. They probably have a Hello Kitty tank-top
I got a new cosplay girlfriendShe’s fun and she’s better than youFeels like my whole life’s a whirlwindEverytime I see her she’s always somebody newI’m in love with my cosplay girlfriendShe’s one that you just gotta seeFeels like my whole life’s a whirlwindShe knows just who she wants who she wants to be!
Wear a suit and look clean, that's how I met my husband at a con
>>10815262Would this work?
>>10815260Okay where did you find her? How did you meet?
>>10815329I went downtown todayMet a girl on the wayShe asked me why I look so lonelyAs she changed her wigMy heart danced a jigThink I found my one and onlyI wentdowntowntodayMeta girl onthe wayShe askedme why I look so lonelyAs she changed her wigMy heart danced a jigThink I found my one and only
I dont want a "cosplay gf" I want someone to have sex with at conventions and not talk to until the next convention
>>10815648You want a trap then
Talk to people in Instagram
>>10815248Youll attract men.
i want a girlfriend who will do a couples cosplay with mea girlfriend who is an active cosplayer sounds like hell
>>10815663Those are actually harder to find if you want one that isn't a facsimile of Chris Chan.
>>10815721WellI guess that's at least something>>10815734Do you want that as your future?
>>10815249If it makes you feel any better she’s a vaxxie (despite being promised otherwise) so it probably won’t last.
>>10815852I didn't say I wanted to date a zero-effort dysgenic untermensch, did I?
>>10815197Ask the leet street boys
>>10815859Your picture just remembered me about them to be honest
Had one. Actually, I had a couple. The good one, I knew through another website and simply met at an anime convention for the first time. We broke up years later because we both had our issues. I had my own problems, but she was very mentally unwell from day 1. I tried my best to take care of her, but it couldn't be helped. After enough suicide attempts, I realized it'd be better if she were someone else's problem. Incidentally, I think most of them women here should name the title of their autobiography "Someone Else's Problem."
>>10815217Just being alone/not having someone next to you. After we split the first con I went to I had two girls come up to me together and put their arms around mine escort style saying they loved my cosplay. I hadn't even picked up my badge yet.>>10815249The likelyhood that you'll have someone deep/meaningful/lasting with someone you meet randomly in public is pretty low. I've met up with a handful of the ones that I've hooked up with post con and none were long term material.I don't really have any protips to help you. Dating sites used to be good when you could actually message people on there (old pof/okc).
>>10815223Homer Simpson voice: Money can be exchanged for goods and services
>>10815734It's best when she mostly does crossplay, that way you can do trolling at consGirls who cosplay mostly female characters are awful, genuinely
>>10815208>>10815218>lol just be rich and handsome, bro
>>10818812Correction, be either rich or handsome and wear decent cosplayI don't go to cons without my gf because it's annoying to get asked out by girls
am a cosplay girl and desu at cons I sneakily take a lil look around and see if there’s anyone decent looking to put my attention towards. That’s if I can see them behind all the neck beard fatties and “body positive” cosplayers
>>10815232Actually good outfitsCan order food for dates Can get a hotel to meet up in later on that nightCosplay girls are into that hentai shit too
Spoiler: we are all going to die eventually, so you having a cosplay gf will not matter at all. Hopefully this aids you in your trying times.
>>10815197I'm thinking we need to find hobbies that overlap so it increases the chance of meeting a cosplayer/EGLer
finding the cosplay bfs that do like pretty anime/video game boys (NOT mecha/star wars/marvel/western trash) is so much harder OP
>>10815734>>10815852i am a 9s twink cosplayer and i wish this was me
>>10819097Imagine having such shit tasteBest girl cosplay can't be beat2B, more like 2 bitch
>>10819086If you actually go to conventions it's not hard to find us, but good luck getting one.
>>10815852Why do they look so uncomfortable lmaoo. But fr this is my dream just gotta get myself in shape and my girl too
>>10816120>Your picture just remembered me
>>10819081nihilism is cringe and so are you
>>10815197How's that a single hobby (that you don't even share) define completely a owtson for you? That's why you will die alone anon.
>>10815262isnt it weird to wear a suit in a casual event
>>10815197I have a cosplay wife.It's pretty great. We did not meet through cons, we do cosplay together.
>man sees hot cosplay girl>"I want hot cosplay girl">man gets hot cosplay girl>"You can no longer be hot cosplay girl"
>>10819160and if she's worth keeping, she'll listen
>>10819151Why are you even trying to get a gf that does cosplay if you know nothing about cosplay
>>10819151My Agent 47 gets lots of compliments from cosplayers and normal women alike.
>>10819443But do they actually ask you to dinner or invite you to their hotel rooms? Cause my cosplays get me that.
>>10819325they didnt say to cosplay with a suitif you are out of cosplay and just in a suit at a casual event where most other attendees are in shorts and t shirt during the summer i would find it weird
>>10819151Showing up to a con in a full blown suit is some tryhard shit. Even St. Kevin would tell you to tone it down at a con. You can attract a woman just by being clean and wearing a good smelling cologne. Just don't be fucking sloppy. Even a fat dude can get a woman if his fit and charisma game are on point.
>>10819151>isnt it weird to wear a suit in a casual eventJust say it's a chainsaw man or spyxfamily cosplay
i need to have sex with a girl dressed as morrigan before i die but i am just a middle aged loser at this point
>>10815260>>10815343I'm in love with my display girlfriend. She's a slut, and she's better than you.
>>10819151You'll look like an autist that doesn't understand etiquette.
Do you guys just go up to them while they're in their cosplay When they're in huge groups I dunno how to deal with that
>>10819151I've worn them to cons because I used to be industry and had to work with Japanese higher-ups. Definitely seemed to have a positive effect on women, never really got to fully test that though because I had a GF at the time.
>>10819529Chainsawman fans are too autistic, they know every character so you have to actually cosplay if you're going to say that. Spyxfamily would work since it's normiecore
I do not respect women
>>10815197>meet awkward, cute girl cosplaying god knows what but she wants my picture>we hit it off, message each other now and then, but dont see each other for two years because we live on the other side of the state>finally get to meet at a con, we decided to share a room with a couple others to save money>cosplaying as yuki and yuno, she really grew into her body and looks perfect>one of the best weekends of my life and we start dating as im moving to that side of the state for school>we visit each other more often but something just...doesnt work>finds out we get along well, but on some more fundamental things we find out we are completely incompatible>no screaming, fighting breakup. more like a quiet ember cooling in the night.>we stay civil when we see each other at cons and still talk, laugh, and enjoy each others company but it simply isn't the same>FFWD 6 years later and im done with school, have a nice job and more compatible gf and she's umm...stay away from drugs and booze kids. it was like looking and talking to a zombie.literally the only cosplayer i dated and only time i did a couples cosplay. this gf watches anime but isnt into it.
>>10815197all it is a girl wearing makeup and playing dress up. Fucktarded to fetishize/desire greatly.
>>10819775My main hobbies are photography, prop making, photography directing, stage design, and cosmetic fx So it's pretty desirable having a model tier gf willing to do long photoshoots
>>10819776Then hire a model or post builds and shoots publicly so you can collaborate with cosplayers
>>10819782I do. To clarify I'm saying that the fact that I have a gf is desirable for that. I don't like getting hit on by women, I don't like them flirting with me. Having my gf around makes everything much less awkward for me, especially since it shows women I'm out of their league so they don't even think about being annoying.
>>10815197Not worth the trouble, mate. Pretty looking cosplayers are either mentally insane or cheaters, so you'll either have to deal with a psycho gf or get constantly cheated on and infected with STDs from other guys.
Something I noticed is girls seen to put a lot more effort into cosplaying than their bfs whyI saw so many girls going above and beyond and most of the time the dude was just in normal clothes
>>10815208Can confirm: going to a con with a gf is substantially better. Alcohol + attention from strangers + 3 hours of sleep a night is not a fun combination when you have a less-than-stable partner by your side the whole time.
>>10819843its because they're doing it for attention
>>10819843Most guys who go to cons don't cosplay they're just degenerate losers
>>10815197It's not hard to find a socially maladjusted ugly girl and get her into cosplay.
>>10819924Ugly girls aren't any easier than pretty girls if they're both mentally illMost mentally ill girls have zero self esteem no matter what they look likeIf you're you're in for a mentally ill girl pick the 10/10
>>10819079Yeah but those aren't easily advertised the first time you meet someone, excluding clothes./fa/ advises "figuring out your style" and, above all, being /fit/. Should "your style" as a wealthier person include different clothes? Where do rich people shop?What do rich people that are particularly interested in anime or vidya wear at conventions? (excluding cosplay)
>>10819772>drugs and boozeThat's rough
>>10819924>>10819925Simp culture has made even the 400lb portable earthquake generator of a woman "have options" and is just as choosy as a thin woman. Super thirsty dudes are out here fucking literal crackheads as well. The "normie" dating game is just as fucked out here.
>>10819964>What do rich people that are particularly interested in anime or vidya wear at conventions?CosplayYou fuckkng dork
>>10819913Why not its fun You kinda stop caring about looking like a retard if people say you look cool
>>10815197I had a cosplay gfShe wasn't particularly great as an irl gf to be around all the time but it was nice for a while whilst we were still long distance when it was easy to control how much time was spent on herEventually we broke up bc she had multiple mental illnesses and I realised she was an overall detriment to my lifeGoing to con with a cosplay gf is kinda weird desu, kills your chances at making new friends and means extra hauling/busywork for her lmaobeing alone or just with platonic friends at con is a lot nicer imo!Anyway, things I did that I think helped me to get a cosplay gf:>Did cosplay myself>Made content for tiktok/instagram so ppl had a place to see images of me and thirst over my good attributes (hide your bad attributes from social media)>Low key interacted with other cosplayer's instagrams (likes, simple comments, favourites), mainly ppl who had multiple mutuals in common with me already (nothing too nice or frequent unless they're already mutuals)>Making friends with fat/ugly cosplayers you dont care about sexually is great for expanding your mutual connections with the hotter ones>Keep putting yourself out there going to cons, joining discords, taking part in trends>DM your new mutuals!! Reply to insta stories is SUCH an easy in. >Don't DM anyone who isnt a mutual no matter how hot>Post stories so ppl have something to reply/interact with too>Basically just grow a circle of cosplay friends>Dont sperg out when you talk to new cosplayers. They like it when you talk to em on a level and treat em like normal ppl instead of glorifying them as goddesses or whatever. The second you show any signs of simping you're instantly demoted to the "consumer of my onlyfans" level of men. Nothing more than a cash cow to be milked to them.Being rich and handsome probably help, but ive seen gorgeous cosplayers fall for absolutely shit tier men with crap jobs.Only had the time to do all that bc i had a free summer during uni lol
If I am a lesbian what are the chances of finding a cosplay lesbian gf?
>>10820116Just do idol cosplay, they are like all lesbians
>>10820150I am more into western comics and some manga/anime. I just want a gf with nerdy interests who has fun hobbies of her own. You think its possible for a lesbian (given I am pretty and fit) in normie nerd clothes to get a cosplaying gf? Should I cosplay as a lesbian character like poison ivy or batwoman to help?
>>10820153Almost every woman I met in cosplay was a least a bisexual, it shouldnt be hard if you cosplay lez bait characters like rogue or poison ivy
>>10820111BoringWhat a boring little man
This means that if I pull off a decent cosplay, I might get laid?Woah...its possible...
>>10820111>Going to con with a cosplay gf is kinda weird desu, kills your chances at making new friends and means extra hauling/busywork for her lmao>being alone or just with platonic friends at con is a lot nicer imo!I thought that it means that chad cosplayers just had sex with all the friends club. Like, you had constant threesome after leaving the con
>>10820171>you had constant threesome after leaving the conThat's what my chad friend does. Mind you, he goes with his girlfriend and they always get someone else to a night.
>>10818706>It's best when she mostly does crossplay, that way you can do trolling at consAre you talking about something like cosplay Venti and Zhongli and then making out at cons? To be honest that's kinda hilarious.
>>10819097you'll get your 2b someday, anon, you will
>>10815218>>10815208>basically have a nice costume and don't be deadass uglyI have nice costumes, I am not irredeemably ugly. Still zero people wanting me.It's probably my autism. Or the fucking universe who doesn't want me to get laid.
>>10815197same... i wish i didn't look so fucking ugly
>>10820616i cant take it anymore aaaaaaa