*approaches you mischievously*what is the appropriate way to handle a bothersome deadpool?
with nyanchucks
>>10781392Grab his crotch.
>>10781392Just let it happen
he can touch boobie as long as he asks first
"Hey, buddy. Fuck off."Always works for me
>>10781392Is this the male version of the yaoi paddles?
>>10781392>what is the appropriate way to handle a bothersome deadpool? Step aside and cautiously but pretendingly ignore
>Human being approaches you with the intention of having fun>W-WHAT DO I DO?!Autismbros I feel you.
>>10782760humans don't cosplay deadpool
The Deadpool cosplay meming is very strange since in most mainline Deadpool media the character is only annoying to those close to him but not obnoxiously grabby to strangers (excluding Daniel Way's run). Dude's literally mindin' his own buisness in pic related
>>10783159well that's because it's an excuse for weirdos to grope girls as a joke
>>10781557>that fucking videoThe cringe. The fucking cringe. Oh my fucking god if someone ever does this in my area they gonna get canceled so hard.Also what the fuck? I would not ask for someone to do this sort of video even in this situation which is clearly a joke among well established friends and most likely boyfriend/girlfriend sorta stuff.Oh my fucking god I want to die, and it's from cringe
>>10783951It's okay, you'll find a girlfriend one day. Just keep trying, buddy
>>10784180I know. I will find a girl who shares my values and my own code of conduct.
>>10783951Breathe, nigga. BREATHE. The cringe will subside.
I hate this character in a way I cannot explain. I just hate everything about him. I think he looks like shit as well for some reason.
>ugly incel finally has the ability to grope a tit or ass without consequences Why aren't there more of these assholes at cons?
>>10781392
>>10781392shoot them
>>10789429Cause Deadpool is not cool.
>>10781392Can u clap me with the suit on dad???
Chadpools.
>>10783159Daniel Way's run was also the one going when Deadpool popularity was blowing up way before the movie. It was also the one with the most trades at a Barnes and Noble. Way also wrote that one video game. Basically if you were a secondary in the late 2000's-early 2010's, Way's Deadpool was your main exposure/understanding of the character. It fucking sucks.
>>10789429You tend to see a fair number of them. I'm sure I saw at least a couple dozen working a stand at Gencon a few years back. Saw a couple at a local con last weekend. I never saw any of the recent ones being aggressive, but certainly willing to just loudly volunteer a joke to other cosplayers they pass by.I think that's part of the deal. You can't really be a silent weirdo in spandex and be Deadpool. You've got to be vocal and at least functionally social or it just goes nowhere.
>>10781557hidden power