Is it considered rude to walk to a woman on a convention and congratulate her for her cosplay? Women call me creepy, WTF?
>>10707448Ok. I’ll bite. HOW are you coming up to them? Because how you approach plus your overall vibe and looks is going to warrant the response you get. Also make sure you don’t smell like you rolled in sewage and like someone shit in your mouth
Telling someone their costume is cool is not generally creepy. If you're getting told that, then you're doing something wrong. Are you complimenting the clothes and not their figure? Are you asking about construction details and not staring at cleavage? Are you talking to grown adults and not teens? Are you saying what you need to say and leaving or making conversation about it and not just silently hanging around like a rancid fart?
It's not rude, but maybe to congratulate them rather than saying the cosplay was nice. By congratulating you may kind of imply that a nice cosplay was not expected of them.
Without knowing how you are approaching them we can't tell you what's wrong; but I can guarantee you that if you come across any cosplayer while walking around the con and tell them "Hey, 'nameOfCharacter', nice cosplay!" and move on, you will brighten their day.
>>10707448stop being ugly then
congratulate is a weird way to put it, if you say "congratulations on your cosplay" that's just kinda odd? just say "i like your cosplay" "nice cosplay" or like any other compliment on the cosplay itself
Stop being ugly you faggot. I'll call anybody creepy if they're ugly enough.
>>10707448women are incredibly irrational
Oh boy, is this the much awaited sequel to "How can I avoid women at conventions?" Hisashiburi desu.
>>10707448Are you a grown man and talking to a teenager? Yes, that's creepy.
>>10707448Are you sincerely trying to compliment her or are you trying to see if you can approach women this way?
all you have to do is say "hey nice costume!" and "is it cool if i take a photo?"that's it
>>10707455This. Why would you “congratulate” someone if they haven’t won anything?
Alright, OP, it's been long enough. You've had over a day and without an answer, this is gonna turn into a wasted thread with people continually asking. Let's hear it.
>>10707747This is 4chan. You can pretend to be OP if you want
>>10707448Why would you congratulate someone who didn't win anythign?
I just keep imagining some autist walking up to a woman and stuttering through a "congratulations on your cosplay" lmao.
Since no one here gets it I'll explain a completely hypothetical situation>be me>go to con>spend most the time in the game room because it's fun>get up for snack/food break after some smash>see some EVA cosplayers posing>school girl rei and a dark rei posing with a hot asuka>stand by and take pics>after I walk up and want to shake their hand and say good cosplay>they get creeped outClown world levels of stupid since I saw others doing the exact same thing.
I hope Tomoko-anon found his sweetheart.
>>10708129Generally you should ask before taking pics. It’s possible that they knew tot had been asked by who ever was taking photos already. Also you don’t need to shake their hand. Read the “Confess Your Cosplay Sins” thread post in which a guy wipes his cum on a girl’s shoulder and you’ll understand.
>>10708168**they knew or had been asked by whomeverSorry mobile typing
>>10708168It doesn't even have to be something like cum, a lot of people are disgusting and don't wash their hands.
>>10708168This doesn't even make sense. No one at a con is perfect I mean even the stupid bitches in EVA cosplay were out of figure it shouldn't fucking matter what I am. I'm not a creep I was even wearing an Rei shirt waiting almost 10 minutes just for the photoshoot to be done before I walked up to them just watching the whole time. Some kinda buff cosplayer had NOOOO trouble walking up to them and chatting it up, even though they weren't in good shape I can't walk up to them? FUcking annoyingWomen have such double standards, I have nearly 800k in crypto I could basically give them the life they want if they only knew...
>>10707448It's because you're ugly
>>10707448you are probably just really distasteful looking. just because cosplayers are cosplaying for attention doesnt mean they want YOUR attention.
>>10708203there are plenty of sexy men with money, sorry. use it for plastic surgery.
>>10708255maybe in ur otome game fuglita
>>10708203>only 800kugly, ngmi AND no gf? fucking sad
>>10707488it's called having standards, uggo
>>10708203>800k in cryptoBruh just make some consultation with S tier roid and gene guys (leo and longevity, vigorous Steve, Derek MPMD). Literally only 10k should give you more than enough of gear/genetic polymorphisms analysis to most effectively train and supplements to take in order to look and feel 10x better than you currently are. Unless you are larping tho, if you are fu.
>>10707448Is it creepy to hit on cosplayers while dressed as CWC?
>>10708391I wouldn't take you seriously but mostly because that's genuinely fucking hilarious
>>10708203this... has to be bait...its too perfect>No one at a con is perfectso they have to be perfect in order to justify not being interested in your company or attention?
>>10708255Plastic surgery is for women who are no longer pretty at 30 and asian people. It's just so fucking childish that most women don't know that someone who's worked hard to have 6figs, easily make 7, that can give them the world gets their nose turned up for some fucking soiboi shitter.>>10708259It's because this country went to absolute shit after the fucking fake pandemic due to the NWO, seriously pol has a good infographic on how it's all fake. Now they all just either want giga chads or BBC, no one is willing to put brains over brawn or cock these days it's sickening.>>10708405I've probably seen eva at least 50 times if not more, I probably know more about the show than any fucking cosplayer thot who sticks their nose up to someone with actual money but will bend over instantly for their webcam on onlyfans. but they don't do that shit IRL because this world is going to shit.
>>10708203>>10708417well adjusted normal man who women are unfairly uncomfortable with for no reason at all
>>10708417>It's just so fucking childish that ah, so you're a reductionist and materialistic piece of shit who thinks that all a woman needs out of a partner is material fulfillment, and they are childish for not working towards a partner for that purpose.>no one is willing to put brains over brawn or cockah, so you're a mess of paranoid conspiracy and solipsism, deluded into thinking because you landed on some money in a gamble that you're smart or some hot shit, or that that sum is actually alot of money spread out over the course of a lifetime.> I probably know more...ah, so you're a gatekeeping piece of shit who thinks they can make value judgements about someone based on your impression of their fandom level.so we know you're not looking for answers in a thread like this, you're just looking to bitch and moan, not change anything, and be told you're right about everything.
>>10708421>>10708424You will NEVER be a real woman.This board is hopeless, it's just fatties coping. Maybe I should try going to Asia for a cosplay wife, asian women know how to respect men with money who worked for it. "durr it's a gamble" no it's not look at biz for one second to understand crypto is a complex environment similar to the stock market and those people are seen as chads. I could probably get a wife in an instant the second I tell them I am a rich white american, at least I wouldn't have to be dealing with the trannies and fatties in this country addiected to BBC
>>10708417>It's just so fucking childish that most women don't know that someone who's worked hard to have 6figs, easily make 7, that can give them the world gets their nose turned up for some fucking soiboi shitter.And you know these women don't have their own money how? I'm rich and the chances of some random ugly autist at a con give me a better lifestyle because we're dating is... fairly slim.
>>10708430>and those people are seen as chadsyeah, sure. Got it all figured out. except you're here. What a nest of logical contradictions.>a complex environment similar to the stock marketexcept stock market's been around forever compared to crypto...so why weren't you already rich? whats yer excuse?>I could probably get a wife in an instant the second I tell them I am a rich white americancongratulations, you now have a gold digger. and you're talking about others coping?See what's going to happen is that when the rest of the world calms down a bit, and all this to the moon stuff starts crumbling, even if you manage to liquidate at the right time, you're going to keep acting like you belong in a much higher strata than you actually do. You aren't going to preserve your assets meaningfully, and you're going to whittle away at them with living a false lifestyle trying to keep up your own self impression about what socio-economic group you mistakenly think you are a part of. Meanwhile the people with real money look at you like Lecter looks at Clarice, laughing the whole way as you provide short term entertainment for them for however long it may take you to burn through your money. If you did manage to take a woman for yourself, they're quickly going to see people around you that are better looking, better bred, with better connections, and way more money than you. And if there's one thing a gold digger knows, its when the smell of money dries up and when to move on.anyways, good luck with that.
this thread was a mistake, it's just coping and seething trannies
>>10708430NGL I am coming into this thread seeing how easy our women of cgl take the bait. Even if this weren't a troll, crypto value drops so often. Until it's real tangible, you're the same as any stock made millionaire that has to pay capital gains without any actual profit.Oldfag lolita out. Seriously, girls, don't take the bait so easily
>>10707448I am imagining an autistic kid walking up to a cosplayer. Saying "congratulations" and then after the awkward silence, make this post on 4chan.
>>10708500I don't need to imagine it, my ex-gf was a relatively prominent cosplayer who was very attractive and an excellent costume maker (unfortunately also a bipolar abusive crazy bitch) and going around with her at cons was an endless succession of autistic encounters like that.
>going to an anime convention dressed promiscuously>get mad about creepy awkward sweaty autistsDo Roasties really?
>>10708690I was cosplaying fucking kurapika and got hit on. you moids are just freaks to anything that looks like it may have a vagina.
>>10708702Vag is optional. Land whale status (i.e. (You)) is not. Don't flatter yourself too hard, sweetie.
>>10708702>moids AHAHAHAHAHAHA FEMCELAlso I only creep on women who aren’t fat and have short hair. I doubt there’s anyone on this god forsaken board that is my type.
>>10708702Being male is a mental illness, you can’t reason with them.
A male stranger complimenting you randomly for any reason and in any context is a big red flag and cause for suspicion. Just keep walking if it happens and pretend you didn't hear them.
>>10708732Yes, it is very alarming if someone were to ever hit on you because it means he has no standards, taste or self-respect. But it's ok, you have nothing to worry abut anyway
>>10708729Hey now, femanon...some of us are actually very nice people.
>>10707448Yes, the proper etiquette is to walk up and beat her for dressing like a whore, alhamdulillah
>>10708826Sure. However, the femanons (female) here are not, so why are you even bothering?
>>10708417Nigga you're stupid
>>10708826SOME of you are, but the rest of you need to be gassed tbqhf
>>10708203>I could basically give them the life they want if they only knewi want a life with an attractive man where i don't have be embarrassed to be seen with them in public
i know it's just incels baiting and femcels taking it, but if there are ACTUALLY any interactions that play out like this:>random, average guy walks up at a woman in cosplay at a convention>"hey man cool cosplay">"... okay. you're creepy."then the cosplayer is 100% autistic, lmao. i can't even take this seriously. this situation is completely unrealistic and fucking psychotic. nobody does this shit unless they're severely socially handicapped, having a bad day, or just straight up despise men (irrelevant) here's what usually happens:>autist walks up>"h-h-h-h-h-hey cool cosplay!>"oh, thank you!">"h-haha, yeah, what did you think of *insert 2 minutes of an autist raving about the anime/manga/franchise the cosplay is from*">"...uhh yes, I also really like it. >"anyway you look really c-c-cute in that! i'll be in the game room so you should come visit me! *spouts a meme here* anyway, bye!">"..."
>>10709271or they start interacting with you in character.
>>10709271>here's what usually happens:>Holiday Matsuri, last Saturday afternoon>More Kill la Kill's then in a very long time>Kid dressed as L with no parents around comes up and asks me if I prefer Death Note or Attack on Titan or Evangelion or Soul Eater or about his taste in waifus>See hot Satsuki>Extremely rare, both Satsuki cosplay and me interested in Miss Fashy Eyebrows>See this as an opening to ditch him>We get pictures>I prepare to chat her up >What fucking happens?>He rolls up behind and tries the same shtick AGAIN on her>Sit at the bar with folks later>He rolls up again and does the same thing AGAINGoddammit. Not even creepy. Just obnoxious. Obnoxious and sad.
>>10709271I agree with the last half of what you said but plenty of girls will call a guy creepy just to be a bitch sometimes. It happens. If anything, the guy being called a creep shouldn't let it get to him or paint his view on all women. Girls get called bitches, sluts and whores for turning men down on the regular. If she doesn't want to talk, don't take it personally you're probably the 10th guy that day that came up to her. Just move on and forget about it.
>>10707448If you're fat and stinky, it's creepy. Soz, I don't make the rules
I would like to believe this thread is just a RP but I've met people this cringy at cons often.Stood around watching them for over 10 minutes? That's creepy. Wearing a T-Shirt of with the character they're cosplaying as or waifu shirts in general? Creepy. Requesting bodily contact when it isn't required? Creepy. Believing that you should have an advantage over other people because you have money? Creepy. Cosplayers aren't a console it the game room where you wait around a get a turn. They're people and they get to decide if they want to interact with someone.
>>10709926Posting on 4chan after the age of 20?Creepy.
>>10707448Anon, ignore everyone in this thread. You need to take the /fit/ pill. When you're fit, your weird behavior is seen as quirky instead of creepy.
>>10710469Only if you're attractive. Being fit does help but if you're a butterface you'll just be seen as a creepy guy that lifts. Instead along with lifting, learn some social skills to make up for your ugly face.
CREEP INCEL WOMAN WHORE UGLY CRINGE TICK TOCK HIT THE WALL NORWOOD REAPER KILL ALL MALES 80/20 CHAD STACY ROASTIE BETABUX ALL WOMEN ARE LIKE THIS GOLD DIGGER AUTIST You people need to find something and anchor yourselves. I don't know what it is, but for most of you in this thread, all you have to look forward to is suicide. There is little hope for you to ever have genuine interactions with anyone, be they man or woman. It's so exhausting seeing you beasts. Get help, or get off my board and perish.
>>10707448This thread reminds me of that one Eric Andre bit where he jumps out of a bin and says "CONGRATULATIONS!" to some random.
>>10707448Not creepy.. just weird . Especially if yr ugly lol
>>10707448STOP caring what women think and be yourself my guy
>>10710489This dude needs a good hair style and contacts and he would be normie tier
>>10707454It’s probably this let’s be real
If you walk up with your/a girl they will be WAY less creeped out
>>10709926Dude your making me worried about taking my gf to a con this summer.
>>10707448At least they call you creepy...
>>10708129I find it really odd to shake hands with people after they take photos of me. It feels too formal / business-like. Unless it's something culturally accepted where you live, but for me that's a really strange behaviour. I'd stare for some seconds before actually understanding what the extended hand means.
>>10707448It's best to leave people alone if you are socially awkward and unattractive as your vibe will come off all wrong regardless of you saying the same thing a more popular and attractive person does.
>>10708129>after I walk up and want to shake their hand and say good cosplay>they get creeped outAre you SURE they're creeped out in the way a woman would be if you did something sexual, and not just weirded out in the way both women and men would be if someone was autistic enough to shake hands and say "good cosplay". That's not how human beings converse. Don't shake hands, and don't say "good cosplay" as if their cosplay is some task they just executed. The other problem that maybe is making them creeped out sexually is that you're saying it after you already took a photo, so it's redundant and makes it seem more awkward. If you'd just walked by, pointed and smiled, and said "hey, nice cosplay" it wouldn't come off as bad because you're not cornering them in an awkward situation or expecting them to respond. If you're going to say something after taking a photo, try and comment on something more specific like how accurate what they're wearing is to the show, otherwise it's obvious you are just hanging around to beg for coochie.
>>10709271>autist walks up>"h-h-h-h-h-hey cool cosplay!>"oh, thank you!">"h-haha, yeah, what did you think of *insert 2 minutes of an autist raving about the anime/manga/franchise the cosplay is from*">"...uhh yes, I also really like it.>"anyway you look really c-c-cute in that! i'll be in the game room so you should come visit me! *spouts a meme here* anyway, bye!">"..."I would be the man in this situationCan totally agree with you
I think it's considered rude to be unattractive while at a conventionand if you are unattractive you are by default creepy
>>10708203>>10708417have you tried paying to win in real life? it's cheaper than whaling in genshin
>>10708372Everyone who takes roids or sarms reports feeling awful But yeah not being a neckbeard>being a neckbeard
>>10711246Don't be. The average con creeper is so docile that the mere presence of a man can turn them running. These incels are upset because they think they DESERVE a gf but aren't willing to challenge anyone who has one because no matter the outcome, they'd still be alone.
>>10708203>I'm not a creep I was even wearing an Rei shirtThis is actually, masterfully crafted. I can't even call it bait. It's more like satire.
>>10708417>this country went to absolute shit after the fucking fake pandemic due to the NWO, seriously pol has a good infographic on how it's all fake. Now they all just either want giga chads or BBCNothing to do with the pandemic(((They))) already brainwashed women before that
>>10713064Average con-creeper hereI can agree
>>10707448Depends on how you do it. Tone is important. You know the meme of the guy screaming "I LOVE YOU DOG"?. It's like that. Tone and attitude matters more than content and intent.
>>10708417"fake"lol>I had it and can talk to women>OP didn't and can't talk to womenhe's getting close to the secret
>>10707495It’s really hard to groom them into my little kitten without breaking the ice first!
Fuck women, women are very rude towards me at conventions. Traps are much nicer, there's literally 0 reasons to talk to women these days. Women are outdated.
>>10721539Oh hey it's the tranny/faggot propaganda that I hear so much about!
>>10707449It shouldn't matter how you are coming up to them, women need to be nice to not hurt men's feelings, otherwise they are whores
>>10707448Stop being a fat loser
>>10721539>>10721540No, anon. This is a win-win. If women are always rude to him, he is clearly repulsive. Now, women can be free of him and troons have to deal with him. Also his genes will be removed from the gene pool. There's no downside.
>"Congratulations, miss!">"Huh?">"C-congratulations!">"On what?">"Your cosplay!">"Oh....um....thanks, I guess?"
Cosplay as Goblin King from Labyrinth and do it well. Girls will approach you.
>>10725003Fuck men if i may be frank with you…….
>>10707448(OP)>absolutely because you are a dirty man you should not even look at women
>>10707448>talking to people everjust give a passing compliment on something non-coomer and you'll be fine holy shit. If you try to spin a conversation out of a compliment you're being a creep. If you try complimenting her on her tits you're being a creep. But you're just waving and saying "nice make-up" or complimenting hair or some ornamental part of the cosplay you're fine. Anyone who gets assmad at this is being a cringelord and you can ignore them.
I just whisper in their ear I have an 8 inch dong and they stop minding the fact that I look like the stereotypical fat unkept otaku.
>>10726664You don't have an 8 inch dong
>>10728177I'd still eat the FUCK outta that.
>>10707495>>10707450I'm a guy in my early 30s and I talk to teen girls just as much as older women, never had any problems. They're MORE friendly to me if anything.
how hard is it to become a photographer at a cosplay convention? I have some wedding photography experience but would love to take pictures of cosplayers
>>10726664>8 inchesHonestly just on the edge of being too big. A thick 5-6 is where it's at. The 8 inch and up meme is for size queens and gay men.
>>10728923how does your wife feel about that? oh wait. congrats on being a pedocel ig
>>10728996A 5 inch dick is not satisfying no matter how thick it is. Sorry, men.
>>10729057Sorry dude, but the average vagina depth is 4-7 inches deep, arousal included. There's a reason why the average dick size is the same as that. If you read interviews with big dick pornstars they'll tell you how much the women complain when the dick is too big and how many times they have to stop. Actually have a friend that can't go balls deep into his girl because she's shallow and he's got 7 inches so sex ends up being painful for her. Not only this, the larger the dick, the harder the blood flow reaching it is so bigger dicks have a hard time staying hard. Face it, big dicks being wanted are a meme invented by men to challenge one another, not to actually satisfy women.
>>107289968in is minimum what you need to cum.
>>10729064Are you even a woman? I am, a petite one at that and 5 is still too small. Can barely even feel it. 7 is the sweet spot of perfection, 6 is fine.
>>10729066this. i had awful sex my whole life until my current boyfriend. tiny dicked guys are memeing us into thinking big dicks hurt. if your guy sucks at sex of course it wouldn't feel good.
>>10729066>Are you even a woman? I am, a petite one at thatSure you are. But if you actually are a woman and not some anon pretending to infate his own ego or get off on some obscure argument fetish, there is a reason why it's called an average. Regardless, 8 inches tends to be too much for most women.
>>10729065Most women don't even cum from pentration.
>>10729083that's because the dick is too small.
>>10729085A man typed this.
>>10729087no, sorry. your boyfriend is probably just bad at sex.
>>10729088If you're able to, that's good for you but the fact of the matter is women being able to orgasm from penetration alone is a minority. There have been several studies on this for generations and it always comes out the same result. Clitoral stimulation is what gets women off.https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/28678639/
>>10729092NTA but larger penises hit the G-spot better.
>>10729069>Sure you are.Do you think the lolita side of the board is all secretly men or?>there is a reason why it's called an averageAverage=the standard & best? The average American is overweight, so does that mean overweight people should be considered attractive and the best option? Nah dude, average is never the best in any context. You can make up for your 5 inch dick by getting really good at oral, but it will never be enough by itself. Sorry.
>>10729102>Do you think the lolita side of the board is all secretly men or?It's no secret that men often post here pretending to be women just to start shit with actual women. I gave you an answer on the chance you actually are one. You seem to be missing the point that bigger does not automatically mean better. It's relative to the woman who is either 5 inch deep or 7 inch deep and abnormal few that are deeper than that. If you want to keep believing 8 inch dicks will satisfy every woman then you're free to ignore facts.
>>10729099>implying women's sexual pleasure is actually studied properly You certainly love to cite men when it's convenient for you.
Well, these are certainly not the plot twists I was expecting or hoping for.
>>10729099Do you really learn how to pleasure women on scientific papers on magazines instead of just asking women?
>>10729067>>10729065>tfw 9 inches>tfw have to hold back and be really gentle otherwise I just ram cervixes all the timeI suffer.
>>107291971. The first study posted IS asking women from the ages 18 to 90. You can find plenty more that do the same and get similar results.2. The second study is in regards to the physical location of a G-spot and has been proven to not exist. 3. Check the penis thread on the farms and the general consensus is 6-7 inches being the preferred along with stories of the problems they had if you want more perspective.4. I've experienced it myself, 6 inches works for me but bringing my own experiences is null in a conversation about the general public. Not to mention the conversations I've had over the decades with fellow classmates and co-workers in the office.5. It does not even make sense biologically to have dicks longer than the depth of a vagina. That's why only 2% of the male population even have a dick over 9 inches and those that do, have problems in bed and finding a lover that can take it.6. Even with the perfect sized dick, it's more about foreplay and clit stimulation. I'm sorry facts don't suit your narrative that 8+ inch dicks are better. It's literally just to show off to other men and a fetish in porn. Use this knowledge to better yourself, I'm sorry you were lied to your entire life.
>>10729258>The second study is in regards to the physical location of a G-spot and has been proven to not exist.
>>10729258>G-spot and has been proven to not exist.What year is it 1822?
>>10729229reverse cowgirl all day. i bet all the cunts itt are just getting missionary reamed and don't know why it feels bad.
>>10729278I like a good ride don't get me wrong, but it'd be nice to be the one taking charge every now and again. I say this like I have even been with anyone in the last few years lol. But it's always good to learn something new.
>>10709304Oh shit I was at holmat too, small world
>>10729278>i bet all the cunts itt are just getting missionary reamed and don't know why it feels bad.>I will make up a scenario for everyone and believe it as fact and then judge them for the fact I made up in my head.
>>10729284You'd be amazed. Just in the last couple months, pictures of people I've seen at cons (including HolMat) have been posted here time and time again. One was even a picture of myself. Also, I ran into someone randomly at Anime Dallas 2020 and then identified him on here weeks later, just based on what info he gave and because he was avatarfagging. We went to 7 cons in 2021 after the fact.By the way, I am the same person you responded to and there was actually an addendum to that story.>Resident Chris-chan cosplayer hears me talk about said kid>Says he tried the exact same routine, but with some more details>He gets off to cosplay girls when they step on him and he will ask for it as a "photo op">Put two and together>I realize this is why he butted in to talk with Satsuki grill
i browse this board just to examine the completely inverse nature of sexes at play. the women on this board sound like the same pitiful men on male dominated boardsthey also take bait way easier
>>10729407>the women on this board sound like the same pitiful men on male dominated boardsthat's because they are. femcels and incels are thr same.
>>10729407because a bunch of the "women" here are incels who trooned out
>>10708520what were the worst?>>10712068kek this is exactly what happened. shaking someone's hand and saying "good cosplay" is incredibly weird. it's like the uncanny valley of socialization
>>10707500Women at conventions are sluts
>>10729407there aren't any women on here
>>10731650Damn, then all those men dressed as lolitas are hot
>>10731652>tfw men will never look this good in lolitatragic
>>10731654It's such a blessing that lolita generally doesn't really appeal to me aesthetically, it'd feel awful if I actually had dream dresses and things that I really liked, and then couldn't wear it.
>>10729278>Reverse cowgirl responsible for most cases of penile fractureYou know what, you're right. That is a great position
>>10731699>fractureBut there's no bones?
>>10731974I didn't think it was a thing either but >A penile fracture is a tear in the tunica albuginea. The tunica albuginea is the rubbery sheath of tissue below the skin that allows the penis to increase in width and length to produce a firm erection. Sometimes the erectile tissue beneath the tunica albuginea also ruptures. That's known as the corpus cavernosum.
>>10732000Just because the words are in Latin, that doesn't automatically make them true
>>10732324Anon it's...a medical...You know what, nevermind. Please enjoy your reverse cowgirl.
>>10712066that's because youre on the spectrum
>>10725011>me at the bottom-left
>>10728980Depends...Do you want to make photos for free, or make moneyIf it's the last, ask the conventionBut they usually already have one
>>10708203This is bait, right? Say sike right fucking now
>>10709271>cosplay horse from colorful horse show>horse groomers come in droves doing exactly thisYeah. That's about right. Anyone at Anime Central (2016/7?) should remember the dragon who kissed one of the cosplayer's feet. They did not react well.
>>10708203Use a bit of that money to hire a personal trainer and get buff.
>>10707448Don't worry creeperbro, there's hope for you
>>10732000I remember when I was like 12 at a sleepover I wanted to get rid of a boner real quick so I bent it a bit to get it to go down fast and heard what felt and sounded like a soft crack and I got freaked out. Went soft and it was never a problem after that and it didn't hurt or anything. Wonder what I did to this day. Felt like breaking a glowstick.
>>10733549Why do you keep posing this story bro what the fug. I both assume and HOPE it's fake, cause it's gross otherwise.
>>10734170Should have masturbated like all people do
I come to this thread to laugh periodically t b h
>>10737087You should have seen "How to avoid women at cons". This is a way slower and more tame version of that one. Easily my pick for "best" /cgl/ thread of 2021
>>10737087Same desu >>10737092Got a link in the archives?
>>10737133 (checked)You better believe it. https://desuarchive.org/cgl/thread/10603930/
>>10707495By that logic, men should not be allowed to be parents
>>10737620The average poster here will unironically agree with this
>>10738379Whores unironically increase gdp but a neet incel has absolutely no value to society.
>>10738384>Engineers, programmers, most of stem have no value to society>onlyfans users and instathots increase gdpYea imma need a source on that sweaty
>>10738388neets like you who don't work
>>10738388Better work at onlyfans than not work at all. And of course onlyfans increases gdp
>>10707448It depends on how good looking you are. If you're fat and ugly, then it's creepy. Also, if you walk to a girl and compliment her body, it's generally also considered creepy unless you're relentlessly handsome.
>>10738388stem workers making six figures are rarely incels. because if nothing else, they can at least attract women with their money. actual incels work at mcdonalds and shit, too ugly AND too poor to get any women
>>10713074It was probably Rei in a swimsuit making an ahegao face.
>>10733549That's fucking terrifying. Can you imagine hook up with some cosplayer only to find out she has a dick?
>>10708729Abort male babies when necessary please
>>10708417are you willing to look past women's appearances and value them based on their personality, brains, income or whatever? there are plenty of ugly and/or fat women who would have you. if you only want a pretty girl, you're guilty of the same thing you're mad about here
>>10738442>thinking most stem workers make 6 figureslmao>>10738390>>10738428>being a whore is better than refusing to be exploited and suriviving >implications, projection and so sourcestypical
>>10708129>shake their handWeird>doing it post-COVIDExtremely weirdUsually you could get away with complimenting them if you're following it up with something else that leads into a conversation, like:>#specific piece# must've taken ages to make>that wig is really impressive, how much time did it take?>are you going to the Eva shoot later? (if there is one)
>>10738649all the engineers and doctors around here make way over 6 figs. where do you live that they don't?
>>10707449>your overall vibeheight + face
Memorizing a few basic 'nice guy' phrases beforehand can help, and of course NOT TOUCHING OR GRABBING THEM! Always, ALWAYS let them make the first move on physical contact.
>>10729258The study consisted men asking other men whether they think their moms g spots
>>10738779in his mom's basement
>>10708826Why are you trying to reason with the unreasonable? Ostrasize them. They're ill and bitter anyway. They don't deserve decent treatment.
“WhY aM I sO CrEepy GirLs dOnT waNt To TaLk to mE” yeah that’s unattractive as fuck. Besides if you were standing there for 30 minutes for them to be done with their shoot yes that’s creepy as fuck. I hate it when people stare at me while photos are being taken of me. As well as shaking their hand? Tbh yeah that’s creepy. Personally I just don’t like people touching me let alone at a convention a stranger who stared at me while I’m getting photos taken just to shake my hand yeah that’s creepy. You could just tell them that it’s a cool cosplay and you would make their day. You’re sad because you didn’t get any pussy “I HaVe 800K in crYpto I CoUld give them a LifE” lmao that’s why you’re creepy! you had other intentions than just admiring their cool cosplays. Seems reasonable for them to be creeped out. You sound so fucking ugly
>>10743422lmao what is this from
>>10743392Excuse me m'am may I hold the door open for you?
>>10743510Whatever the answer might be, it's a perfect representation of the anon above you (whose post I did not bother to read at all after seeing le qUiRKy cApS rEdDiT TeXt appear in the very opening, and then again after)
>>10708203pictures this,anon is walking around, SEE's EVA COSPLAYERS, they actually look good,wait for them to finish their so called "photo shoot",KEEP LOOKING AT THEM WITHOUT BLINKING, doing anything else, and just staringonce a guy(automatic rival for attention/makes you feel ugly/pisses you off because its a guy/etc) finishes talking to them and then walks away to do stuff(he probable IS hitting on them/feeling out their reactions but may also be looking to join in on a future in con photoshoot(ohg, its RYO and ASUKA beating up REI, moh mah god REI is making out with RYO in this one photo shoot, money makers),YOU STRUT up to them, a anon with a VERY obvious Rei shirt, go up to them, start trying to talk to them without a opeing line, hey can I take your photo too/get those "photo shoot" photo's(the better line you should have used, also helps some semi-aka pay me money to cosplay-professional cosplayers as well as being MUCH LESS PERVY/CREEPY)IN a convention, if someone with an expensive camera and lights is taking someones picture, ask for how you can get a copy of THOSE, THEN ASK to take one with them aka look at me with this cosplayer/proof I was at this con picture MUCH BETTER THING
>>10729276a G-spot DOESN'T EXISTBUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTa PLEASURABLE AREA DOES, aka THAT FEELS GOOD THERE, DON'T STOOOOuP!! there is no magical button for female pleasure,remember your penis? does it magically get hard and ejaculate JUST from pressing on one spot?? NO you have to do all those things you do to get it hard and to go off.The same for a woman anon. The problem is society, some religious misconceptions, academic and government misconceptions. Ever been with a woman who just lays there and does nothing? Doesn't speak, emote, let you know ANYTHING. Lays there like a dead fish, and when you finish(MAYBE making them a bit wet/shaking themselves) they just roll over and go to the bathroom and then they "WAKE UP" and act like a human being? Believe it or not, there are alot of reasons for this behavior. Here are the non-psychology reasons.1) Past boyfriend(s) conditioned them to do this or NO SEX.2) They gave up on orgasming themselves and view sex as a chore for relationships and/or having babies.3) They THINK that they actually have a MAGICAL G-SPOT form that one guy(s) that got them off. Congratulations, they thought you'd fail to find it and actually will NEVER GET OFF WITHOUT THAT PERSONS TOUCH. Conditioned responses. Also belief in "PSYCHIC" powers of oh, I like that/don't like that, ect.(probable was drunk and forgot not to tell/emote what worked so guy could get her and himself off)4) Just like yourself, if a woman finds a guy unattractive in ANYWAY and also decides he won't please her/can't, he probable won't. Sex is some sadistic test for these people(men too ladies, this happens to everyone with at least one partner) Prepare for the shit talking outside of your view/reach.5) They have been self-trained on porn, and actually BELIEVE IN REAL LIFE THAT'S how sex works. These are the SIZE QUEENS and black Fetishists. also black anon's, these are the easy ones to have a one night with(beware of condom poppers here)6) There is always another reason
>>10743751holy shit i've never seen such autism in the wild.
>>10743758Csn you prove him wrong, though?
If someone is in the middle of a photoshoot, would it be rude for me to ask if I could take a photo or two along side the photographer, no pose request or anything.i did this once, not sure if it was weird.
>>10710489if you look like this minus the face is it viable to pick up a girl(friend) at conssomehow i made it while still being a spaghetti lordunironically i just want someone that shares my interests help
>>10747393Face is 90% of the battle you mong.This is assuming you are not fat and not under 5ft6. Take all the steroids you want, it wont do shit unless you wanna attract gay dudes.
>>10747377Honestly it's a crapshoot, it varies too much from person to person. Some might be okay with it, others might not.
>>10747377i'd cuss you out. you're in the way.
>>10708129found the issueshaking hands to compliment is a guy thinggirls don't do it.Just say something like "thanks for the photo, your costume is great" and move along.If it's something obscure, you can add a "I'm so glad to see someone cosplay (Fill in the blank)
>>10738447No, because I've literally never met one that wasn't painfully obvious 5 mins in.In photos? Sure.But in person? Everything from their posture, to their skin, their jaw, nose, shoulders. People just tell themselves the trap was convincing. They know what they're getting into unless they're drunk/high.
>>10747728>shaking hands to compliment is a guy thingmaybe if you're from the 1950s. shit's gay af.
>>10747740Just because your average man in 2022 is raised by a single mom and doesn't know how to interact with other men it doesn't make normal male behavior gay
>>10747740>limp-fish hands detected
>>10747938normal male behavior IS gay, faggot.
>>10747966Found the Greek philosopher.
>>10729407Fucking thisThe women of /cgl/ has always been a bunch of bitter femcel hamplanets. They are the /pol/tards of women.Lately troons have started taking over the place and are the new women around here, also as bad a /pol/cels.
>>10729407There's so many parallels, the jealousy of other prettier women is rampant just like the incels and "chads", their solution rather than losing weight and looking better is to shit on prettier and younger women. And to shit on the other gender for not being attracted to them (women generally can have sex with whoever they want but not get guys they like to take them seriously) rather than take steps to make themselves more appealing. Both are repulsive and it's a good thing they are being taken out of the gene pool because they'd be incredibly toxic and negative to any potential partner
>>10708129trying to get a handshake from a cosplayer is just mega cringe in general OP>>10708372Thanks for the template
>>10707448Kind of late, but consider your approachEven while being a 6/10 I've been able to ask cosplayers for pics without a problem
>>10743747>KEEP LOOKING AT THEM WITHOUT BLINKINGThat fucking skinwalker stare creeps the shit out of anybody.
>>10707450>Are you talking to grown adults and not teens?Age is far less relevant that overal, attitude. Even teens can apretiate tbeing told their work is good if you dont basically eyefuck them.t. oldfag who never, ever has been called out for congratulating teens or preteens for their costumes.
>>10729054Not the Anon you are talking with, but I have to stop you right there, Anon. If you think that the only interaction an adult can have with a teenager is trying to lewd it up, there's something fundamentally wrong with you.
>>10733549I'm desperate enough, that I would fuck a trap
>>10707448It is not rude... as long as you are rich.
>>10752630Hey, I'm rich.Would you suck my dick, please?
>>10707448Women are worthless, stop respecting them and its 100 times easier to talk to them
>>10725088Fuck women too. Bunch of useless primadonnas nowadays, being a whore doesnt make your value go up.
>>10708168Wiping cum to somebody is not same as shaking hands you weirdo.
>>10753308Considering how many men don't even have basic hygiene it kind of is.
Big tip for guys who want to make a passing compliment to a woman inside or outside a con: ONLY say it while continuing to walk the other way. DON'T leave lingering eye contact and absolutely under any circumstance DON'T stand there waiting for a response. If you can follow all those then it's welcome and will make her happy.Otherwise you're probably being confrontational and creepy.
>>10753330shut up junko poster
Have you tried being normal?
>>10747966Please don't call me a faggot.
>>10743422That game was actually pretty fun
>>10707682she won ops heart
>>10707448Rules 1 & 2,1. Be hot2. Don't be ugly
lmao this thread was first posted in 2021? This board is slow as fuck
>>10760508you must be new. we sometimes have threads stay up for a whole year
>>10713074i enjoy some well-crafted satire
>>10707448why congrats someone for their cosplay genuine question?
>>10760508This is probably the slowest board in the entirety of 4chan.
>>10761061What level of the spectrum are you operating on? A person make a cool costume, looks good while wearing it, OP wants to tell them "good job". Why does this sound weird to you?
>>10761081anon is definitely higher on the spectrum than you. there's a huge difference between congratulating and complimenting someone. the former isn't the right choice by the way.
>>10761107>there's a huge difference between congratulating and complimenting someonethere is?
>>10761071>what is >>>/po/
>>10761184>good job on making a nice cosplayvs.>your cosplay looks nicethe first one is stilted and boredline condescending. second one is a normal response.
>>10761207they are both compliments i don't see how one is condescending
>>10711123Agreed, same thought ran through my mind
>>10761352Yeah, he needs to ditch the retarded Slav haircut. Bowlcuts look fucking stupid no matter who you are.
>>10739333I would argue that>how you approachis part of your>overall vibeBut,>LooksIs body form (includes height, and face among other things)Vibe is literally anything something communicates with presence (in the layman's sense)
>>10710469Not if his mind is fucked.Thots might accept it, but that will never make him spiritually fulfilled.>>10710489You can get plastic surgery/lasik/a better haircut.(if you don't know what looks good you can experiment/ask others for their preferences) You could look great.
>>10761303Women's minds are retarded, don't look to deep into it.
>>10707448depends on what you say. Women at cons get approached by guys making weird comments all the time so you're on edge whenever someone comes up. be normal ig , give your compliment and don't say more than you need to, cuz that's what comes off as strange
>>10739333>height + faceA visibly swollen wallet also helps.
>>10710490i came to this board to jerk off and find that like…10% of the content here is worth it.but anyway, coming into this thread to observe the inevitable lols and seems to me you’re obviously as much as a weirdo creep as everyone else here. you realize that’s what that post *screams*, right? It is kinda crazy seeing it in action.Welp that’s it for this shithole for faggos, incels, and trannies - on to greener pastures!
>>10738677>doing it post-covidGod you’re a faggot
>>10763328>10% of the content here is worth it.You're being optimistic, friend.
>>10721539I see you are a man of culture as well
>>107250038/10, got me to reply, despite being very obvious bait.
>>10729421no, these are cis women lol this shit is before the "TRANNY" circlejerk