Megumin is looking into your soul!
>Megumin will never hold me
>>4067428Get a dakimakura and you can hold her anon :)>>4067355Love this picture
>>4067355I hope she sees my undying love
bakuretsu shita
I should rewatch konosuba at some point, maybe before S3 starts
>>4068874wait is it confirmed there's going to be a new season? I know there is supposed to be something, but did they say a new season?
>>4071735Yep, it was confirmed awhile ago on their Twitter.
>>4071735>wait is it confirmed there's going to be a new season?Yes, we don't know when it is though, also post an image.
I like /c/ but I wanna rant about stuff and this is probably not the place for it, sad.
>>4074266I'd say I'm all ears (so long as you drop a megu) but that depends on the subject. It's nice to see an anon think before they post though.
>>4074266Go right ahead.
>>4074304>>4074698Well alright. One of the things that bothers me most about friendships is just how asymmetrical they always seem to be for me. Sometimes it feels like I'm the only person in the world that cares about another persons interests or hobbies or anything without the intent of having it benefit me somehow. It always feels like I'm the one trying to maintain the relationship, whether its messaging people, inviting people to things, asking about how people are actually doing and if there is anything I could do to help them. I know its not just my perception as I can count exactly how many times a person invites me to do something with them vs how many times I ask them. If I am lucky that ratio will be 2:1 with someone and there have been quite a number of cases where it is 10:0. Have you ever invited yourself to visit someones house? Like you ask them if you can come over, and sure they say yes, but they'll never invite you themselves? Anyway after a few bad experiences like that I didn't blame the people, I tried to better myself, making myself more open and approachable, greatly improving my abilities so that people might be interested to ask about them more, and so on. What did I learn from that? That you can walk on the moon (or equivalent) and nobody will care about it. It doesn't matter how good at something I am or how passionate about something I am, nobody ever cares enough to even ask anything further on it. So its not that I can't maintain a relationship with a person its that I am the ONLY one maintaining it, and the instant I stop trying or have a week where I disappear or whatever, the person won't be concerned or care or think about me at all. Then at that point, how can I try when I know it will be taken for granted and not reciprocated or even really cared about? I hate it more than you can possibly imagine.
>>4074754I’m usually in the same situation, my best advice would be to find friends who actually care and ask you about things because those type of people do exist. Modern culture has probably just prioritized individual caring and selflessness. I hope the best for you and I too wish for more frens in this world that really care.
>>4074830I try my best to but for the time being I have given up on IRL people, I use the Internet to simulate social interaction so I don't go completely crazy. I think for anons who are lucky enough to not have the same experience should really think about those people in their lives that try quite a bit in their friendships and make sure they are appreciated.
Another night of fantasizing about cuddling a girlAnother day of doing absolutely nothing that could bring me closer to achieving that
>>4074830>>4074837Just kiss each other. I'd call you a sissy but this isn't /a/. Man up and come with me in the way of explosions, fascism and domination of inferiour 3D people.(sorry for the sample my internet is 3rd world tier)
>>4075209>inferiourNobody is forcing you to read anything I typed. Why does it make you so upset?
>>4075209Hell yeah
I hate art depicting ryona/rape/mind break/NTR of this precious child, but most of the time I can just gloss over it, but doujins, in particular, get under my skin. I'm embarrassed about how rent-free they live in my head. It doesn't get in the way of my work/social/personal life, but it still gnaws at the back of my mind. It makes me feel petty, holding a grudge against an artist for depicting a character (which I don't even own) in a way I disapprove of.
>>4075998I hate it too but you cannot stop people from doing evil. It's better to not dwell on it or think about it at all I would say.
>>4076003Well the thing is, I do think about it quite a bit, and I also grow frustrated that there aren't many doujins that have a more casual approach to Megumin and Kazuma's sex life. Jasmon feels about as close as it gets, but I'd like to see something that leans more into Megumin's sadist tendencies, or uses Wiz's shop as a springboard for horny shenanigans. I hunger for doujins that come within the strike zone of my autistic headcanon.
>>4076037You could also just like.... Not lewd her... at all.... ever..... ever. So....
>>4076038Finally, an anon with a functional brain
>>4076058Perhaps functional, but still extremely autistic.
>>4075998>precious childShe's 14 that's a woman. An adult woman.>>4076038It's way too late for me on that subject matter.
I hate everyone
>>4076125Me too [spoiler]but I like you[/spoiler]
>>4076144If you dont lewd her I like you too
>>4076264>If you dont lewd herI will try.
>>4076303馬鹿にすんな
>>4076038But I want to know more about their lives behind closed doors. Does Kazuma ever learn how to flirt? Who sets the tempo? How do they get Aqua out of the house long enough to fool around? Do they ever do chuuni shit to spice things up? Just how would a developed relationship, which means including their sex lives, between the two of them look like?
>>4076368What about the small(ish) division of people who are jealous of the fictional character dating the other fictional character and want nothing to do with the first fictional character? But in answer to your questions, I'll try my best.>Does Kazuma ever learn how to flirt?Probably not, he doesn't seem like the kind of guy who would flatter with words, he'd probably just act (sort of like your image),>Who sets the tempo?In the LN, Megumin is quite a bit more... feisty, so as realistically we can get with fictional characters, she'd probably set it. Doujins, on the other hand, have Kazuma... well, you know. These guys describe it pretty well:>>4075998>>4076037>How do they get Aqua out of the house long enough to fool around?Probably just tell her they restocked her favorite booze at the other end of town at discounted price to get her out for 45 minutes or something along those lines,>Do they ever do chuuni shit to spice things up?Maybe occasionally, Kazuma doesn't really like Megumin's little flair so there you go,>Just how would a developed relationship, which means including their sex lives, between the two of them look like?Probably lots of banging due to Kazuma's constant horny, but there'll be some romantic aspect to it (maybe). In public, of course, they most likely wont do displays of affection right in front of everyone, so most of it will be, as you said, behind closed doors.
>>4076414>Maybe occasionally, Kazuma doesn't really like Megumin's little flairHe has frequently indulged in chuuni antics in various side-stories, so I think he would pull it out frequently since Megumin is weak to cool-sounding lines. Also, it would be a sin not to have role-play sex with a Crimson Demon.I don't see Megumin putting out too frequently (even with Kazuma's best efforts/begging) and she'd probably play hard-to-get. She'd definitely toy with him if she was leading, though.
Thanks for the megu's. Sorry if you've already seen this one. Will try and look for lesser posted one's that you guys hopefully haven't saved.
>>4076564I had this one, I usually sort by random then pick one that stands out as being very nice to find one to post. I should really scan mine for dupes but I'm lazy.
Rewatching konosuba in Japanese, Megumins lines are literally impossible to understand the first go, well at least the like, speech ones. 私は爆裂魔法をこよなく愛するアークウィザード
>>4076368M-megumin s-s-sex life? Oooh nooo I promised anon I'd try not to lewd her, please don't make me have thoughts of this nature.>>4076622It's pretty simple. Do you even chuuni?
>>4076038>>4076058>>4076264Anons of the highest quality! Keep up the good work.
>>4076656>It's pretty simple.Hardly, literally the most difficult thing I've tried to understand to date.>>40766592/3 were me hehe, thanks anon thats a good one that I didn't have saved.
I just want my 2D grandchildren.
さあ私と一緒に爆裂道を歩もうじゃないですか!
魔法を撃つたびにぶっ倒れる頭のおかしい爆裂娘
今日も勝ち!
>>4078858かわいい、今日も勝ち!
Finished rewatching konosuba in Japanese. I have come to the conclusion that jokes are the hardest/impossible to translate. Looking forward to season 3.
she is PEAK cute holy shit
>>4082730いかにも, post an image.
So sweet
>>4083628Very nice
>>4082779>he still use imagesSorry, only text here.爆裂魔法少女は合意の魔術師
>>4084387Thats an image of text
