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Cheerleading wife
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Would your wife be a good coach for other girls?
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What sort of sights would your wife like the most about the city?
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What would your wife bring back from her trip to the grocery store?
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Would your wife keep a little plushie of you?
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This evil harlot of a fox put a spell on me! A curse on my heart I say!
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1. would your waifu be vulnerable to you when you show affection?
2. Unlike between you and the main character, how would you have declared your love for her?
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post your adorably annoying waifu
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I still love my fluffy wife.
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>>3898063
>would your waifu be vulnerable to you when you show affection?
Yeah. She's a very emotional girl. She'd not hide her feelings when I showed her affection

>Unlike between you and the main character, how would you have declared your love for her?
I just would've asked her out. No big show or anything, just ask if she'd be my girlfriend.

If you're meaning how I would ask her to be my wife, I'd do a bit more. I'd take her to a nice romantic dinner, get her primed for the big question. Then, after that, I'd take her to the lake or some place else that's romantic, and present my ring and the question.

Your waifu is shopping for a gift that would have a lot of meaning for you. What would she get?
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>>3898049
Pretty sure she'd go buck wild if she were a coach, with her athleticism the other teammates should be as agile as ninjas.

>>3898050
Anything cute... perhaps she would like to meet at an intersection with lots of lights.

>>3898052
Lots and lots of steak, as well as pomagranate and tomatos.

>>3898053
Yes she would complete with dumbbell plushies.

>>3898063
She seems to love romance, it's very cute though that when trying to do something romantic for her like treating her to dinner or anything like that she'd be off guard and blush.

Perhaps something related to our situation as its quite similar and try to keep her safe from the worries of life.
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>>3898067
Shut the fuck up and go away
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>>3898052
Various kinds of food, mostly snack food and apples I'm guessing
>>3898049
Hmm, not really
>>3898053
Certainly possible.
>>3898063
>Would your waifu be vulnerable to you when you show affection?
She'd be a little flustered for sure, she'd likely open up more over time
>Unlike between you and the main character, how would you have declared your love for her?
I imagine we'd meet when she saves me from a witch, thinking she saved me from offing myself I'd offer to take her out to eat as thanks. Some time after I imagine either myself or Kyouko would realize how we feel about each other and would confess
>>3898070
>Your waifu is shopping for a gift that would have a lot of meaning for you. What would she get?
I like old military surplus stuff so probably something along those lines
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I'm sick and tired of the endless stream of lewds my wife receives, and all the thirsty simps in every comment section. I swear I will rise above these fag artists and make the most wholesome pieces of work with my wife they have ever seen and show them that true love conquers lust any day.
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>>3898234
But lust is a important part of love, anon.
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>>3898269
True, but the lust he seeks to counteract is a shallow commodification of the lust involved in genuine love.
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>>3898150
No. Waifu threads are about waifus. You don't need to be friends with other posters. Why do you insist these communities be friends only places instead? Or is it because I'm not deadset on living in 100% fantasy or making shitty head canons?
Get over yourself bitter prick.

>>3898234
What about wholesome lewds?
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https://wizchan.org/jp/res/22727.html

evil ruler waifu
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>Cheerleading wife
Yes, good. Perfect.
>>3898049
Maybe if she was teaching them martial arts, but she might be a bit difficult for normal girls to keep up with.
>>3898050
She lives in a city, so she sees it every day. Maybe she'd like the way it looks at night, illuminated by the streetlights and the lights of the buildings.
>>3898052
Snacks? Food? I don't really have a frame of reference but I can't imagine her buying anything too out there.
>>3898053
Probably, yes. I mean, she keeps a picture of Hayabusa hung on the wall of her room, so it's hardly a stretch.
>>3898063
She's extremely vulnerable to sudden acts of affection from people she loves. And in my opinion there's no better declaration of love than a sudden kiss in an emotionally charged moment. A thing that communicates your feelings with no need for words.
>>3898070
Maybe a chicken plushie or something along those lines, since my pet name for her has been and will always be my little chicken.
>>3898234
I understand this feeling well, I still wrestle with it almost daily. Her own creator lewds her more and more, I can hardly stand it. He keeps drawing her with bigger tits, fatter thighs, more sexualized all around and it just reminds me of that one gag in Family Guy where Peter draws Lois, then erases her tits and redraws them way bigger.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAR0CMwEfes
GUYS, HOLY FUCKING SHIT MY WIFE'S SOURCE FINALLY GOT MOVIE 4
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>>3898048
Cheerleading wife!

>>3898049
She'd likely get caught up in the moment to moment that she'd have a hard time making calls.

>>3898050
The beautiful light displays they put on! Since she is in Tatsumi Port Island/Odaiba, she's used to city life, but loves how beautifully they can light up.

>>3898052
Stuff she needs for her house like spices.

>>3898053
I wish I had a small plushie of her!

>>3898063
1. Yes
2. Chihiro is the one who confesses, but if the circumstances were right I'd confess to her instead.

>>3898070
Something she thinks I would love, as a gift from her by itself has lots of meaning to me!

>>3898307
You were so close to being the bigger person this time, all you had to do was ignore them and you would have been in the right. Try that next time.

>>3898553
I'm excited!
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walking on the beach with waifu
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>>3898553
Today, we savour in this victory.
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waifu goes ^_^
how she do that face
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>>3898636
Like this, but it's more like ^v^
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I'm thinking about trying out sobriety for her. Can I do it though is the question.
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>>3898685
Just don't drink.
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>>3898700
It's cigarettes mostly. Mostly.
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>>3898717
Don't smoke then.
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>>3898720
Addictions are hard.
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>>3898722
someone on /r9k/ had great advice; treat the feeling of craving you get when abstaining as proof of your success, and as a sign you're doing it right, then it'll be easier to deal with it without relapsing
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>>3898722
Did someone force you at gunpoint to buy a pack of smokes?
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>>3898048
See pic!

>>3898049
It depends on what you mean by "good". She'd probably be a drill sergeant type coach, so she'd get results but the girls probably wouldn't enjoy it.

>>3898050
Definitely the night skyline.

>>3898052
Very minimalist food. She doesn't seem to eat much more than enough to maintain homeostasis.

>>3898053
I don't know where she'd get one, but I think she'd keep one!

>>3898063
>would your waifu be vulnerable to you when you show affection?
Yes, absolutely. She puts on such a cold front because she's been hurt before, and for someone to show her affection would mean the world to her.
>Unlike between you and the main character, how would you have declared your love for her?
I would go out somewhere with her and I would tell her how much of an inspiration she's been to me. I'd tell her how amazing she is, how much better my life has been since meeting her, and that I want to keep spending my life with her.

>>3898070
I think she'd get something music related or a book that I'd like.

>>3898553
Let's fucking gooo!!!!
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>>3898636
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>>3898737
No but you're not apparently worth talking to.

>>3898735
Yeah. It's still hard though. One day at a time.
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>>3898685
It's small in comparison to something like smoking, but I quit soda and potato chips cold turkey for her and haven't had a single one of either in years.
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>>3898048
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I LOVE Mai Waifu!
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I want waifu to hug me and kiss the places that hurt.
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>>3898627
>You were so close to being the bigger person this time, all you had to do was ignore them and you would have been in the right. Try that next time.
Oh shit I remember you. Thought you went all normie. Also it doesn't matter. No one was okay with me when I was being nice. I just felt like making a waifu post atm then. Turning the other cheek is also a submissive behavior. I'm just not a submissive guy. Toxic male bla bla rude dominating attitude Not vegan enough or lefty enough. Or whatever. Also some excuse when the reality is people just don't like how critical I am and hate me pointing out problems they'd rather have left ignored but that aint in me. Idgaf. I'm just waiting on heart failure to kill me at some point in this hell of endless 2020 bs. Hope I live long enough to see Biden get shot and hope I die before nippon gets raped by the nasty russians and chinese soldiers in ww3. Disgusting slavs always do that. Trump shouldve nuked russia when they started fucking with ukraine. Yeah yeah report me. I only post here once a week or so anyway but youre all gonna tantrum about this post cause words ;_; even though I sage it. How dare I not believe in some afterlife of anime shit either! Such sacrilege talking to 3d wiminz cause waifu is totally real.
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>>3898891
Same but I'm afraid of asking her to apply a direct kiss to my heart/
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Would waifu like reading Baki or some other ridiculous fight manga?.
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>>3898049
if for pokemon battles yes, if not then no
>>3898050
the parks i guess
>>3898053
yes
>>3899332
Nope, too violent for her
I love my little fairy wife
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I can't wait to meet my waifu in some afterlife of anime!
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Working out with the waifu!
Gotta get big baby, what sort of exercises would you most enjoy together with your wife?
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>>3899534
It won't happen. It's all nothingness after this.
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>>3899566
I'd rather get toned and smile. We'd run, do crunches, situps, the like.
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>>3899580
slim. I meant slim. Though smiling is also good.
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>>3894695
More of an air-fag than a boat-fag. Actually pretty scared of the ocean so I couldn't answer. Speaking of which? If she were a plane, she'd be...Maybe something more of a fighter jet?

>>3895609
>how do you get your ideas?
My interests + My wife in one image. Her with an SVD for example.

>>3895677
Yeah...That actually might be...A bad trip if trying to meet wife is your ambition.

>>3897419
Yes. If she were real, I have some confidence in hoping we'd get along together, she would be incredibly helpful to my life and I'd love that woman so so much.

>>3898049
She's a military official and combat instructor. She's used to coaching.

>>3898050
Everything. She comes from a much older time. It'd actually be adorable to see her in a state of confusion and awe.

>>3898052
Vegetables. Maybe candy. Maybe sneak in some alcohol.

>>3898053
If she loved me as much as I loved her...Yes, that's entirely possible. There was a little subtle joke in one of the mangas or OVA about her having a Daki or perhaps a plsuhie of her student, the only persons she's only felt a genuine affection for.

>>3898063
Yes. When receiving affection, she's easily defeated.

>>3898234
Absolutely incredibly based.
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Today, April 27th, 2021, marks 10 years of my wonderful life with Chihiro Fushimi!

I can't say I ever expected to meet someone like Chihiro! Back when I first played Persona 3 in 2010 I didn't stick to it much at first, but despite that, "the cute glasses girl" always remained in my mind. It had to be a sign! Then when I came back to your world, Chihiro, I knew there was something that drew me to you more than anyone else in the game...but as time came on, I became drawn to you more than anyone else in the world! I maxed out my charm since I thought that was needed to be with you back then, and I've been putting in more and more work in since then in hopes that I could be a man you'd be proud of today!

Through out all the trials and tribulations, I'm so happy to have you keep me on the right path in life (and the path of Justice of course of course). I mentioned in our first anniversary that you were my Universe Arcana, and that hasn't changed a bit. As always, no matter where I go or what I do, you will always be in my thoughts!

I love you, Chihiro Fushimi!
For you and your Justice!
For now and Forever!
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>>3898636
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>>3899651
Where did Mariefag go?
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>>3898553
I remember hearing about it. Congrats. I hope it's as kino as the second movie. Enjoy!

>>3898636
I...Actually have no gods damned clue. I've never seen her make that face. Sounds like a silly commission I'd have to look into.

>>3898685
This is supposed to be my last night of drinking. Don't think I'd be able to move to even acquire more after tonight. Best of luck. Not sure how cigs are but alcohol is absolutely miserable to quit. I wish you the best of luck. She would want only the best for you too. Sadly the only thing I can offer is company and chatting if you need some assistance.

>>3899643
Welcome to the double-digit club. I'm happy for you and her. Hope you've got something special planned.

>>3899566
She's going to make me run. Please don't make me run, I'm gonna have an asthma attack. I'd like to lift weights with her though. That's fun, more so with company.
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>>3899708
>This is supposed to be my last night of drinking
Sure buddy.
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>>3898048
Cute but she'd rather be playing the sport than cheering on the players.
>>3898049
Very. Kana is a natural onee-sama tomboy. She'd love to encourage girls to do their best and dominate since she was in their place at one point. Kana is a tough and friendly girl and she'd try and bring out the best in everyone!
>>3898050
The lights from clubs and bars and restaurants. Kana is a very urban girl and lived her whole life in a city. But her city was rather provincial as far as cities go, she rarely visited a true world city
>>3898052
Tasty food, energy bars, and alcohol!
>>3898053
Nah
>>3898056
I'm sorry
>>3898064
ANTA BAKA
>>3899566
I imagine Kana as I run between 8 - 11 kilometers 2-3 times a week, her face and beauty in every light from the sun to the moon to the stars and even streetlights. She's always there to encourage me. And I know she'd like it. It's regular exercise for self improvement. We'd hug as we finish such a strenuous activity.
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>>3898049
I don't think so. Miia is more of a doer than a teacher.

>>3898050
I think she would enjoy the experience of shopping around giant department stores, especially to see if they have stuff for her and her kind.

>>3898052
A ton of eggs, and meat. No vegetables or fruit.

>>3898053
I bet she would, and she'd want it to smell like me too.

>>3898063
I think she would, yes. Miia is surprisingly open to affection and letting herself be vulnerable when she's not having to compete.

I think I'd take it slowly, but confess to her one day on her birthday or out of nowhere through giving her several small gifts here and there before telling her.

>>3898070
I'm not sure. I never really think much on what I like and want, but I'm sure it'd probably be something kitchen-related. do love cooking and all.

Do you ever think about how your relationship might start and blossom if you met each other through long-distance means and only managed to meet her a year or so after talking with her regularly?
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I want waifu to bite my tongue.
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I may be stuck in limbo waiting for the movie to release, but I'm very glad that they finally put the series soundtrack onto Spotify.
inb4 spotifag

How do you like your waifu's series' OST?
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>>3899708
it isn't a very big club...but I am glad to have my waifu as a part of my laifu! Are you in this club too?

I am replaying her social link, most of the way through and Chihiro absolutely gives me life!

>>3898891
I want her to hug and kiss me every day! I want to hug and kiss her!

>>3899566
I imagine us jogging or riding bikes together

>>3900295
BABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABY OOOOOOOH YEAH
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>>3898050
I think parks or some interesting artistic installations/buildings. Maybe nights too with all the lights in dense urban areas etc.

>>3898052
Leeks and something sweet.

>>3898053
I think so, if I wasn't real but she was. That would be cute.

>>3898063
>1
She seems pretty vulnerable normally, but I'm sure she'd open up and overcome timidness a lot given enough affection if that's what you mean.

>2
Not sure if I understand. If I were to declare my love for her, I'd take her somewhere we could spend whole day having fun and talking, like an amusement park. And then once night comes, I'd take her somewhere we could watch stars together. Secluded place, romantic atmosphere, starry sky, talking about our days spent together, that's where I'd like to confess my love to her.

>>3898070
Hmm, I can't think of anything she could buy that would be especially meaningful to me. If she wanted a gift like that, a photo book with photos of us would be perfect.
On the other hand anything from her would be very valuable from her. But gift like that would be best if it was situational, that could bring up some memories.

>>3899332
Not likely, but not completely impossible.

>>3899574
That's a defeatist take.

>>3899566
That's a hard one. I only recently really started to do exercises and I don't think she'd be a fan of it, so no idea what could work for both of us. But I were to work on myself, I'd probably drag her along with me. Even if just to spend time together.

>>3899643
Happy Anniversary!

>>3900026
That's how our relationship already is, isn't it?
It's a bit hard for me to imagine how our relationship would begin from nothing, I've always imagined her already being in love with me as she appears in the songs. But I often imagine how it would be if she became real as she appears in my mind. How we would get about finally living together. That would be so sweet.

>>3900295
I like her music very much.
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>>3898049
I'm sure she would. She's experienced enough and is known for exceling in sports and athletics. Not to mention she is strict and good at motivating others.

>>3898050
I have a feeling it's locations with flowers and other places that remind her of her childhood.

>>3898052
Some oranges maybe. She seems to like orange juice.

>>3898053
Maybe. An action figure too.

>>3898063
>would your waifu be vulnerable to you when you show affection?
She doesn't have a lot of unresolved issues, but I think she would be open about her feelings.
>Unlike between you and the main character, how would you have declared your love for her?
Through actions of course. Words don't say much if they have no weight to back them up. You can tell someone you love them
all day every day but if your actions don't align with your words then you're just doing it to satisfy yourself.

>>3898070
An album with pictures of the two of us. I can't imagine something more meaningful as far as that kind of gift is concerned.

>>3898234
Agree with you. That's a good sentiment to keep in mind.

>>3899332
I think that would be among her most favorite series. She loves that kind of content.

>>3899566
This: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGUgFeHio2k
Or this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KT83LeiZxB4
We're both in top physical shape so really any form of exercise would be cute enjoyable.

>>3899643
Nice, Happy Anniversary!
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Holy SHIT I LOVE Mai Waifu!
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>>3900344
>We're both in top physical shape
How much does it take you to clear a 5K?
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>>3900349
A 2 mile run? 13:48
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>>3900354
I am pretty sure that a 5k is 3.1 miles
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>>3900360
Then I'm not sure. I haven't timed myself that far.
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>>3900373
OHP/Bench/Squat/DL?
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>>3900375
I'm pretty sure I told you before. Besides, we're getting slightly off-topic here.
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>>3900389
No ill intent here. I just want to know how horribly out of shape I am.
>I'm pretty sure I told you before
You have been mentioning the same stats for some months already. I just want to know if you have gotten stronger
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>>3900391
I mostly do calisthenics. Some are elite level, like handstands on paraletes or one arm push ups with legs on a bench. They obviously don't directly translate to free weight numbers since I'm using bodyweight but they have a good carryover. This is my current upper body routine https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2yrVRtkir0
I'm trying to build a bit more volume these days and increasing mind-muscle connection over getting more reps as of late.
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>>3900398
I swear this is the last question What is your weight?
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>>3900399
74kg.
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>>3899653
Truth be told, that was my first time ever posting in a /c/ waifu thread. I've no idea. There's a Mariefag in the Splatoon idol thread though.

>>3899566
She's well-trained and athletic (pic related), so working out with her would be both a blast and effective!
I think doing HIIT workouts with her would be the most fun.

>>3900295
Splatoon 1 OST >>> Splatoon 2 OST.
The second game butchered her solo song. It's very unfortunate.
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I love you Saya, no matter how long it takes to find you.

>>3898049
She doesn't get along well with other girls.

>>3898050
Well everything about the city would be new for her although we could only really go out and see it at night when there's no one around.

>>3898052
I think she'd be overjoyed to find that all the food we'd need is kept conveniently in one place and she'd bring back as much meat as she could carry.

>>3898053
Perhaps. It would be cute if she tried making one herself. Although with gurovision I wouldn't be able to recognize it, which might save me some embarrassment.

>>3898063
>vulnerable
She opens up in times of intimacy especially if I show her she can be safe and completely sincere with me. i really want to make her feel like there's a place she belongs that she can take solace in by my side.
>declared love
Hopefully, unlike the MC of the novel, I can declare my love for her not under traumatic circumstances but with full knowledge of everything she is and accepting every bit of her.

>>3898070
Well I don't know if "shopping" would be the word for her searching for a gift but it's bound to be heartfelt and something I may not even know I wanted.

>>3898553
I have high hopes with Urobuchi writing again.

>>3899566
For enjoyment probably some cardio with her spurring me on so we could effectively live out near the wilderness.

>>3900026
More long-distance than across dimensions and reality? But seriously I don't think that kind of relationship would have worked well for us, she has no reason to contact anyone and would be far too cautious for it to go anywhere.

>>3900295
The soundtrack to Saya no Uta is nothing short of a masterpiece in my completely unbiased opinion.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrWwFw2vRr8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__6LaavwGWw


If you and your waifu were stranded on a deserted island and could only have 3 things what would she want assuming basic survival needs aren't an issue?
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I love Nao so much!
>>3897475
>Nao is so cute. You are a very lucky fella.
Thank you!
>>3898049
I'm not sure. She's incredibly direct; so if they suck, she will tell them they suck. Though she did manage to make her baseball team win, she's definitely very capable of it.
>>3898050
No idea, maybe anything she'd wanna film?
>>3898052
MEAT
>>3898053
She might actually, seeing as how she's very alone all the time even at home a plushie might give her a lot of comfort.
>>3898063
Not really that vulnerable I think, but depending on the degree of affection she might blush a little or say it's embarrassing. Although she might also do things herself that she might find embarrassing afterwards.
>how would you have declared your love for her?
I kinda can see myself worrying a little about how she handles certain things with people and telling her my concerns, maybe get a little angry at her for it and thus we'd end up having a little argument. I can see her just bluntly asking me "Haaah, do you like me or something?" (if she hasn't noticed it already, girl is extremely observant). Of course I'd would reply with a stern "yes" causing her to become a little flustered. She'd probably be lost a little in thoughts before telling me "Alright. Let's become lovers." or something like that. Or I'll just end up doing the cliche behind the school kind of confession. Or maybe she'd confess to me instead. Maybe we don't even confess and just gradually end up being lovers.
>>3898070
Probably something music related, but I getting something like a necklace or even a perfume from her would hold a lot of meaning to me. I can see her putting a lot of thoughts into it though, she definitely would very much consider what I would really like first.
>>3898553
Congrats!
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>>3900551
cont
>>3899566
I think I would enjoy running together with her a lot. We'd be outside enjoying the fresh air and also working out together. Besides, I get to see her in a sexycute sports bra!
>>3899643
Happy anniversary! Here's to many more years of you two together!
>>3900295
I really like the OST, RIP Kamachi Ai. My wife's favourite band Zhiend is very good as well. I say favourite, but she really is a massive fangirl and gets called a ミーハー.
>>3900540
MEAT, maybe her camera to film anything interesting, a swimsuit(?) I don't know about the last one. Maybe she'd want a radio transmitter instead.
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>>3900308
>That's a defeatist take.
Being scientific and realistic is defeatist? How so?
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>>3900399
>>3900375
>>3900349
Why are you so gay for him?
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I love you, Kongou!

>>3898049
Kongou is great at getting people to follow her, but her leadership skills are a little underdeveloped. Especially when she's deprived of her sisters.

>>3898050
She's spent most of her life in places with low skylines and very industrial backgrounds. It will be quite the shock for her to see such tall buildings all around.

>>3898053
I hope not... I'm worried that she'd try and Voodoo me or something. Not to hurt me of course, but likely to get me away from work.

>>3898063
I want her to be. There's no point to loving someone if you can't be vulnerable in front of them.

>>3898070
Tickets to somewhere nice. The best kind of gift is something that Kongou and I can experience together.

>>3899566
arms and chest. I don't think she'd need to touch the gym since she's got that super-strength, but I want to stay fit for Kongou.
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God this dog manga needs to pick up the pace. Too short a chapter, and they're still trying to make my wife look like the bad guy. Fucking hacks that write this. Also, why's she chilling with some gyaru? Well I know why. I still don't like it.
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>>3899332
She'd probably get really flustered reading that. I can imagine Moemura getting really flustered from Baki!

>>3899566
I have this fantasy of me doing push ups with her on my back and doing pull ups with her hugging my back!

>>3899534
I'd like to imagine that's possible. I don't know for sure, but I try to live a life that would warrant me meeting her.

>>3899581
Well said, smiling is good

>>3899643
Hey, congratulations!

>>3900026
No, not until just now. Thanks, it's a fun thought! I think we'd both be really nervous and really excited, but once we actually met in person, we'd just be more happy than anything else.

>>3900295
It's my favorite soundtrack from all of anime, TV, movies, vidya, etc. Yuki Kajiura made a masterpiece, and I can't wait for what she makes for the fourth movie!

>>3900540
>I have high hopes with Urobuchi writing again.
He even wrote the script a year after Rebellion released, so it's not like he's going in cold turkey after all these years. He wrote it while Madoka Magica was fresh on his mind, so this movie's announcement has honestly been better than I'd dared to hope for so far.

>If you and your waifu were stranded on a deserted island and could only have 3 things what would she want assuming basic survival needs aren't an issue?
Her red ribbon, probably a notebook for doodling, and probably some dance shoes, if I had to guess.
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I don't want to die having failed her. Any of you /fit/ bros got advice on how I could strengthen my heart? Yes I mean physically. My heart and lungs need help. They are definitely in terrible condition for someone my age. Even if I died while trying to get healthy again. I'm sure it would bring her some pride, even if that would be a bittersweet ending. It would still bring a smile to her face compared to just giving up and waiting for death.
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>>3901142
well, whats wrong in the first place? are you super overweight?
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>>3901142
There is not much you can do if you suffer from some heart condition. It may even end up killing you. What about Yoga and Isometric exercises? They can help you get in a relatively good shape without taxing your body too much.
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>>3901142
Always consult your doctor if you suffer from a chronic condition. Don't begin some kind of regime without getting their approval.
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I love...
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Mai Waifu!!!
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>>3901149
>>3901160
But life restrictions... Also no real diagnosis. My blood pressure is always fine but that just never seems right.

>>3901153
I have no flexibility for yoga and idk what isometric is.
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>tfw not seeing this face as you sip your rum on Wednesday night
Life is cruel
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I'm so bad i forgot to ask a question

is your waifu the type to peel the pith off of her oranges before eating them?
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>>3898049
Definitely. Although I can’t see her being the best at it, she would be a slave driver that made everyone almost overwork themselves.

>>3898050
The most technological and grand parts of the city. Colorful night lights and conventions of the modern world.

>>3898052
Something would probably distract her in the middle of the way and she would buy it. Either that, or some sort of food she bought on a whim.

>>3898053
I don’t think so. She isn’t a person who would like such shows of affection. Although I can see her doing it to make me embarrassed.

>>3898063
1 - Yes, she is very expressive with her emotions, and would definitely be thrown off by a sudden show of emotion and/or affection. Of course, I don’t think she would like someone that was constantly signing her praise and being sticky.

2- She is a straightforward person who likes honesty. The only way to show her my affection is to state it clearly and ask her to go out with me.

>>3898070
> Your waifu is shopping for a gift that would have a lot of meaning for you. What would she get?

There really aren’t many things like that for me. So I guess she would buy me a game, or something else we could use to spend time together.

>>3898234
The peak of based.

>>3898553
Congrats!

>>3898636
She would probably have a big, dumb smile in her face. However, this is something I must commission.

>>3899566
I don’t know, she does practice martial arts, but I can’t see myself doing those. However, she does like to ride her bike, which I would love to do with her.

>>3899643
Happy Anniversary!
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>>3901443
Cont

>>3900026
I haven’t thought about that up until now, but it is a beautiful thought indeed.
Although, I can’t possibly imagine how we would first meet. She would never use a dating app, nor can I see her using the usual social media, not posting at least. We would either meet through some random forum, or on a comment chain on YouTube, maybe through a game lobby.
From then on, it would be pretty normal, talking with her about the topic that first brought us together, and then talking with her about her life and problems, although she would probably hide her real occupation until we first met IRL.

>>3900295
Mahoutsukai no Yoru has the best OST of the Nasuverse, and her theme is divine.

>>3900540
Probably her trunk, some items that bring the comfort of modern life, and some form of communication to the rest of the world.

>>3901107
There are a lot of bad things she did, but many do not classify as /devilish/ merely petty.
I would say feeding poison to Soujuurou just to make sure she can kill him if he were to become a liability(tell people about her).

>>3901346
She would just eat them.
If your waifu was really mad about someone or something, how would you calm her down?
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>>3901443
>>3901445
Based waifu.
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>>3901107
[joke]
>>3901445
she doesn't seem to care anyone other than madoka. i doubt i'd be the exception.
>>3901346
i don't think i've ever met another human being who cares about the pith on their oranges. maybe i'm projecting my weird food habits though, since i eat oranges with the peel.
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>>3900295
The madoka OST is kino
>>3900540
A flare gun and a long range radio is all we need. We're speedrunning getting off of this thing
>>3899566
I feel like fighting witches with her would be plenty of exercise
>>3900026
Sometimes, I more imagine us falling in love in person though
>>3901107
She steals food quite often
>>3899332
Seems plausible to me
>>3898636
CUTE!
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>>3899894
>I'm sorry
Don't be mistaken anon. I love her.
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>>3900540
>If you and your waifu were stranded on a deserted island and could only have 3 things what would she want assuming basic survival needs aren't an issue?

She'd take one of the charms she got from Kanade, I'd take my hunting manual, and I think the final item for both of us would be the tea set.
>>3901142
I actually have a somewhat fatal heart condition myself. My advice would be to eat heart healthy foods; think avocado, oatmeal, etc.

Depending on what it is, exercise is also always a good strategy. Workouts to make your heart stronger and always remember not to overstress yourself, do only what you can do comfortably.

But without knowing what it is and me not being a doctor, I can't really give much advice outside of that. I take medication to keep my in check along with what I stated above and my risk of heart failure is just 10-15%. It's amazing how simple it can be really so long as you keep it consistent.

Just please do not give up. Your waifu needs you and wants you alive. Keep fighting come hell or high water. I know how easy it is to want to give up, believe you me the amount of times I've just considered letting my heart condition worse is beyond counting. But she needs you. Stay here with her.

>>3901445
I've never seen her angry but assuming she's the type that silently broods, which I assume she is given her aversion to conflict, all I'd do is give her space and allow her to come to me if and when she's ready.
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I'm convinced Yuurifag just uses Yuuri as a fetish vessel
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>>3902236
the real question would be, who wouldn't?
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>>3902258
I wouldn't
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>>3902258
Anyone not a coomer.
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How would your waifu go about hiding and disposing of a body?
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>>3902487
Throw it into a witch barrier and kill the witch, anything that isn't sentient or on one's person will forever be trapped in it when the witch dies
>>3901445
I'd try to talk to her about it, if that doesn't work it's best to leave her alone for a moment so she can calm down
>>3901346
No, as long as it doesn't taste awful she doesn't care
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>>3898049
She kind of does that already.

>>3898070
A CSM belt

>>3898553
Congratulation I've been waiting for this. I hope Butcher learned from his best series Gaim.

>>3899566
I want to run that course she did in Vivid.
I think we would do pretty good.

>>3900295
It's really fucking good
I use my wifu's theme as my alarm
Starlight Breaker is one of the best themes
They have everything on the OST go listen to it

I watched the A's movie for our anniversary
I love her more than anything
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Yuuri is my beautiful wife
She loves me and I love her so much
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>>3900308
>>3900344
>>3900552
>>3901443
Thank you all so much!

>>3898636
^_^

>>3899332
She likes romance rather than action.

>>3901107
She hid the manga she wanted to buy away to prevent someone else from buying it. Delightfully Devilish, Chihiro! Maybe we should change our workout to isometric exercise...

What would she name the kids? If we were in Japan I'd give the name over to her, where I imagine she would choose a name from her novels, or someone she knows like Makoto or Mitsuru.
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>>3899332
She might, but she already lives in a world with absolutely monstrous fighters so the novelty factor would be diminished quite a bit.
>>3899566
There is no way I could keep up with her in exercise, even if I were in much better shape than I am. I don't know what I could do that wouldn't just drag her down. Her bar is much much higher than mine, unfortunately. It's not like I don't try, or wouldn't try, but she's just well beyond human physically.
>>3900026
I have a few internet friends I've talked with regularly for years now, so it's not all that hard to imagine. I've never fallen in love with one obviously but I can imagine how it might be if it went that route.
>>3900540
Given how much she likes music I'd guess she'd want some means to play it, and I guess more batteries/whatever power source for it.
>>3901107
Convincing her friend to watch a scary movie with her so she could see her get scared, only to end up being the one to get scared herself.
>>3901142
You could possibly start doing some light cardio exercise, only as much as you can handle. I have a shitty heart myself, though it isn't life-threatening, I jog a lot to help with it. Consistency > intensity when it comes to exercise so just make sure to do it regularly and avoid pushing yourself too hard.
>>3901346
She probably would, I don't think she'd like the bitterness of it.
>>3901445
Angry chickens are best dealt with through vigorous application of headpats and/or cheek pinching as needed
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>>3902710
She's not your wife, she's your fetish vessel
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>>3902710
>>3902732
Cut it out already. He clearly loves her. If he just wants to cuddlepost then sure that's annoying but we shouldn't exclude anyone whose waifu fits the criteria of /c/.
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>>3898070
Since she'll be having myself in mind then maybe something related to wrestling or music.

>>3899332
She's as tough as any baki fighter, having intense fights herself. I'm sure she would laugh at the ridiculousness of it, baki is such a fun manga too.

>>3899566
I would love to be able to help, aid her form as she does a barbell squat!!

>>3900026
Through long distance relationship, would be a bit tough I would love to hold her if I could.. However she does look through her phone a lot.. we would talk a bit about games like yume nikki I'd want to show Toga since the MC also uses a knife. As we set up a meeting somewhere in a cafe.

>>3900295
Haven't actually heard any BNHA song aside from the OP and ED however for the next season toga will have a special added song I'd love to take a listen too.

>>3900540
Well one crucial thing to have is definitely each other!

but really I'd say weights to exercise, a blanket for us to cuddle in, and lots of water.

>>3901445
Really hope I could treat her to some pomagranate juice she can get incredibly mad but I definitely think that's cute too!
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How would waifu deal with being ghosted?
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>>3898053
Nice
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>>3902781
>He clearly loves her
He loves how horny she makes him. If you think otherwise then you haven't seen the discord
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>>3902781
>If he just wants to cuddlepost then sure that's annoying
I see nothing wrong with it.
If someone just wants to drop in, post a cute pic and gush about their love, it's all fine by me.
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>>3898049
If her performance as a leader is any indication Chika would also make a great coach. Though she might goof off sometimes.
>>3898050
Everything in general.
>>3898052
Mikan's and snacks.
>>3898063
Nah. She's return that affection just the same.
>>3899566
I always imagine we'd enjoy running together
>>3900295
I love the music from Love Live. Both Aqours songs and the BGM.
>>3901346
Wouldn't matter to her. Chika loves mikan either way.
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I'd love to give Yuuri a hug and show her how much she means to me.
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>>3902808
No one cares about what happens on Discord. Keep that shit on there.
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>>3898052
3 cans of green beans (the nasty bitter kind), a grocery store lighter from the impulse buy racks, bleach, dish detergent, a mop and bucket, a plunger, a scratch ticket, a bag of store brand cheesy puffs, a four pack of chip clips, and expired milk. none of these items being on the shopping list.
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I love my Wife so much! I can't wait to hold her tightly!!!
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I love Mitsuru!
>>3898049
I feel like she would be if her social skills were better, but the way they are now, while she would be a good example, she wouldn't be able to teach them to be a proper woman.
>>3898050
Something mundane, maybe something like a burger joint or so.
>>3898052
Probably something very expensive.
>>3898053
Maybe, but only if I can't be with her for some reason.
>>3898063
Yes.
Probably I'd just be exceptionally kind and whatnot to her before eventually awkwardly confessing my love.
>>3898064
I don't know about annoying, but she most certainy is adorable!
>>3898070
A plushie of herself, or something reminiscent of something that happened between us.
>>3898234
I understand how you feel, honestly if I had some convenient button to murder people over the internet or something I'd have become a mass murderer long ago. Especially since the retarded fucking studio decided years ago to sexualize her as much as possible just so they could gain popularity for their games throgh that way. It pisses me off so fucking much
>>3898636
Probably something like a very gentle :)
>>3898685
Isn't it fine to drink as long as you do it responsibly? Does your Waifu have something against alcohol or something?
>>3899332
No way, she definitely wouldn't like them.
>>3899643
Happy anniversary!
>>3899566
I don't think she'd do any weight lifting, so cardio would win by default. [spoiler]Waifu doing yoga[/spoiler]
>>3900295
It's very good, but unfortunately 99% of the tracks remind me of sad stuff so I very rarely listen to them.
>>3901107
Hide information from other SEES members? That's about it, I believe.
>>3901346
Yes.
>>3902487
Probably preserve it as best she can and then hide it in a secure location.
>>3902720
I would definitely name them something embarassing like "hope" "happiness", I don't know what she would name them though.
>>3902798
Probably ask once or twice for some sort of response, and give up responding afterwards because she's afraid of seeming weird.
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you stop caring I don't stop loving you
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>>3898063
>waifu be vulnerable to you
She'd be very teasing when I show her affection but there'd be times when she needs it or is in the right mood where she'd be kind back
>declared your love for her
I like the idea of confessing to Kana when we're in school together (since I imagine growing up with Kana a lot) right after she wins a sports game
>>3898636
It's cute face
>>3899332
I can't imagine Kana being into manga. Doesn't have moving pictures and is too black and white for her
>>3899534
One day!
>>3899643
>10 years
Damn, happy anniversary
>>3900026
Not my preferred scenario, but an interesting thought. I wonder how and where I'd meet her and what interests we'd bond over? Maybe she'd put out a video on social media that caught my attention and one night, drunk and bored, Kana would chat with me instead of someone else and it goes on from there? I'd have to move to her area to be anything more than friends since she seems the sort of girl who prioritizes IRL friends
>>3900354
Damn, almost a minute faster than me when I don't run for distance
>>3900540
A volleyball or soccer ball for sports to pass the time, liquor, and maybe a speaker for music to dance to/have fun with?
>>3900552
>see her in a sexycute sports bra
The upside of running in the heat with waifu!
>>3900865
Materialism is a trash worldview and science can't know everything
>>3901107
Stole my heart
>>3901346
She's hungry and wants oranges anon
>>3901445
Try and talk to her, get her away from what's making her angry, change the subject, get her thinking about more positive things, and above all, listen to her. Be her sounding board
>>3902258
Don't lewd the potatoes
>>3902710
I like that artist's style
>>3902720
Sometimes I worry she'd name them her culture's version of something obnoxiously modern but she'd be easy to talk into coming up with more sensible names. Probably a weird mix of her ancestral Japanese and her actual homeland
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>>3903272
>he (You)'d me
I ain't your buddy, go away.
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>>3902487
She has experience with the disposing part. I'm fairly certain she just puts it somewhere public so it doesn't begin decomposing.
With Kyubey she just decimates him and lets the next Kyubey handle cleanup.
Now that I think about it, she stole from the law. I don't think she really gives a damn about being caught. Worst come to worst she can shove it into her shield.
>>3902609
>Throw it into a witch barrier and kill the witch, anything that isn't sentient or on one's person will forever be trapped in it when the witch dies
forever as in you can't even die in there?
>>3903272
>Materialism is a trash worldview and science can't know everything
the pain of having a history degree is that i know this is true but i also hate the alternatives
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Unworthy of concern
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every time someone lewds my waifu or claims to love them i get a bit more suicidal
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>>3903373
be homicidal instead
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>>3900540
Some musical equipment, even just a player. Maybe something for comfort too like futon.

>>3900865
You let strict definitions and assumptions limit yourself. You are correct, but you gain nothing in the process. There is nothing to be proven, no discourse to be won. You've missed on the subtleties and instantly surrendered when faced with a warped challenge this scientific method caused to manifest in your mind.

>>3901107
She is an angel, she wouldn't.

>>3901142
I can't give you any advice, but I wish you luck, anon. I'm trying to get into better shape for her too.

>>3901346
I think so.

>>3901445
Play relaxing music, make something sweet for her to drink or eat, and invite her to play some games or watch anime or anything that would occupy her thoughts instead of being all mad.

>>3902487
Ask me for help.
But there is no way she'd kill anyone. She is just too sensitive for that.

>>3902720
No idea, but I'm really curious. Japanese has pretty cool names with all the meanings and all. I'm sure she'd think of something really nice and meaningful.

>>3903272
>science can't know everything
All the signs hint that physics and all the natural sciences are complete, so it's only matter of time until we solve it all.
Only math is proven incomplete, but it's ok because math is not real.
So science can't know everything because there are things that are not solvable, but it mostly likely can know everything in its own domain.
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>>3900354
>A 2 mile run? 13:48
Not bad for a 32 year old.
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>>3901107
I don't know. Maybe locking her friend out of her house once and making him cry as a joke. Not knowing he had a trauma related to that since his mom used to leave him out when he was a kid.

>>3901346
Most people do, I think. It's kinda bitter after all.

>>3901445
Sometimes women just want to vent. The problem with most men is that they like to fix problems. But I think if she is sharing a problem and she is not being particularly concrete about it she just wants me to listen to her, tell her I care about her and that things will be ok. She probably doesn't want to hear a list of things she could try to solve a problem.

>>3902487
Burning possibly. But she is not really a murderer even when dealing with extreme cases.

>>3902798
I don't think she'd make that big a deal about it. She is more the type to talk things directly than speaking through email or cellphone after all. I know that about her.

>>3903427
31 actually. But I'm probably much younger biologically, I have a bit of a penchant for biohacking after all. Also rather good genetics, I have to thank my parents for that, I love them so much <3.
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>>3903451
>biohacking
What?
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>>3903453
That's how we called it, is just good judging of character
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>>3903454
Being good at judging people makes you younger?
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>>3903458
Does that makes sense in your head?
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that hate last more than love?
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>>3903462
It was sarcasm.
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>>3903453
Dunno what the other anon is about but biohacking encompasses a wide range of pursuits. In the most basic definition is an attempt at manipulating your brain and body in order to optimize human performance. It's an art and science of changing the environment around you and inside you so you'll have control over your own biology.
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>>3899782
Daily drinking atleast. I've been sober since this post so thank you for helping me track the hours. Hopefully I'll be a tad more resilient before faltering after having some time to reflect on the cons from positives.

>>3900295
It's actually pretty solid. I've found myself going back multiple times to listen again.

>>3900302
>Are you in this club too?
One more year.

>>3900540
>Things
Hm. All my answers were living creatures. She might want a multitude of books, some weights and maybe a... plushie?

>>3901107
Nothing.

>>3901346
Yes.

>>3901445
If she were mad at someone, there's a 95% chance it's a completely justified anger, but she's not the type to foolishly act on it. She's usually difficult to read so I'd have some trouble telling when she feels upset at first, but if I could, I'd risk it all and go in for a tight hug, a peck on the cheek and whisper something cheesy she might to ear. "A warrior doesn't let their emotions control them. Five points, darling.". Hopefully it earns a lip curl at least.

>>3902487
Nobly burying it.

>>3902798
She's the furthest thing from a heartless monster but she's 1000 years old of honed physical and mental strength. I don't think she'd take it too badly.

>>3903334
Forestry.
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Waifu sad because she got banned from r/waifuism discord server

(ngl it wasnt that great (too much kids and that one asshole who im not gonna mention) but she had a few friends there
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>>3903563
Go back.
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>>3903576
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>>3903563
>Reddit
>Discord
No one cares about that. Post about your waifu.
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You'll never guess who Mai Waifu is! Try it!
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Being away from my wife for the weekend was harder than I thought it was gonna be, I'm glad to be able to finally embrace her.

How would you cope with being away from waifu for an extended period of time?
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>>3903334
I'm saying if something that isn't a living being is still in the barrier it's stuck when the witch dies
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>>3903698
>How would you cope with being away from waifu for an extended period of time?
That would imply I'd need to cope. I can drop all thoughts of her from my head anytime. I've already gone weeks and months without giving her time of day.
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>>3903713
That sounds horrible.
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>>3903698
When I travel I can't really bring my wife with me. I had to go over an entire week in central america without her and that was difficult.
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>>3903742
>in central america
What the hell were you doing there? Smuggling coke?
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>>3903743
exotic wife exotic life
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>>3903625
The cute one?
>>3903698
Get a picture or ten of her, I don't think I have to worry about being unable to cope though, I frequently spend hours thinking about her before and after sleeping, which eases away most of the loneliness.
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I have nowhere else to post.
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>>3903864
I am sorry, Kanafag.
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>>3903798
>The cute one?
She's definitely cute!
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>>3903733
Why does that sound horrible? I think it's a wonderful skill to have.
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Bunnies get cuddled
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>>3903964
You make it sound as if she were some kind of chore or annoyance to be put aside.
It is cool and all to be able to focus on the task at hand but "already gone weeks and months without giving her time of day" came across a little bit harsh. Maybe I am too clingy but I can't imagine telling her that to the face and not making her upset or something.
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Rate waifu
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>>3904022
I'm a sociopath. Sue me.
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>>3904075
That is not nice.
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>>3904106
I just don't make it a point to wrap myself in her like some people do. There's a lot more to my life than just her. So she's obviously taking a backseat. Do I feel bad about it? No, because that's just how it is.
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Tick. Tock. I'm still waiting for my answer here guy
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I drew me and my wife's wedding day!
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>>3904235
How is a little shota gonna satisfy her as a woman?
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>>3904237
You haven't seen his nudes on twitter
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>>3904235
eww
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>Was going to make long post about my relationship with my wife
>Deleted a 2 part post because it would be in bad taste to do it the day after her birthday
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>>3904341
Better late than never, and she’d appreciate it a day later than not at all.
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>>3904360
The post isn't entirely positive. That's why I said it'd be in bad taste. It would make me feel like a piece of shit of I went through with it when this is supposed to be a happy time for her
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>>3903698
>>3904235
cute & based
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I want to grope her ass so bad. I want to spank it and tell her that sss belongs to me.
Who the fuck made her not real?
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My Wife is a peerless beauty!
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I want to hear waifu moan.
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>>3904369
Idk if it works for you but maybe you should take out all the shit that you have in your chest and express it even if it is negative things
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I just want my waifu to appear again.. it's been so long...
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overcaffeinating yourself to work hard for waifu!
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taking worrying doses of ritalin to work hard for waifu!
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>>3904876
Based
>>3904952
Cringe
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preemptively writing a will to go with your untimely death, leaving all your possessions to waifu!
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>>3898451
She's a cutie, but I've never seen her before! Would you mind telling me more about her?
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>>3903515
Failing at 8 days isn't that bad either.
>>3903698
I've been away from her for about nine years so it's business as usual.
>>3903964
It is, I agree. But I'm not very fond of being so independent and aloof. I'd rather be head over heels ignorant in love, as it goes a long way from what I've seen. The ability to create distance on a whim with no afterthought shows that your heart and complete trust aren't even completely open towards them. But I'm just some drunken Schizoid/BPD nut so ignore me.

>>3904956
Departing this world while she gets to live another hundred years. My will and possessions lying around and now lingering in her memory, sending her into occasional breakdowns. Such is the price for an interspecies marriage.
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>>3905172
Prime jailbait.
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>>3898049
Nozomi would be a good teacher, but I don't things like being a sports coach would be her forte.
>>3898050
I can see her liking parks.
>>3898052
Food of various kinds like fish, vegetables and rice, I suppose, and perhaps some ice cream too.
>>3898053
I can see her enjoying that.
>>3898063
Yes, she's quite vulnerable to affection so to speak.
I probably would have saved it for after the events of the series, since I wouldn't want to change history too much. Maybe I'd meet her in Kamakura after she got into music school, eventually moving into the inn she lives at and getting to know her better there, eventually confessing to her and telling her how wonderful I think she is once we've gotten to know eachother. Proposing to her is something I would do after watching one of her performances and inviting her to have dinner with me at a fancy restaurant.
>>3898070
There are things that would be nice to have, but if we're talking meaningful, it would have to be a beautiful painting or photo of her or us.
>>3898636
She has a soft, gentle smile.
>>3899332
No way.
>>3899566
Pull-ups, push-ups, sit-ups, anything as long as it's with her.
>>3900026
She doesn't strike me as the type to hang out online much, but if she did and met me there, I'm sure we would get along great.
>>3900295
There is no OST, as it's a manga. Well, there is her favorite song Elfenlied, though, which is okay for what it is.

(cont.)
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>>3905325

>>3900540
A sewing kit, a book and something to listen to music with.
>>3901107
She's pretty much an angel. Secretly applying for music school without her father's knowledge and attempting to litter in her friends' backyard are the only things I can think of.
>>3901346
She probably isn't all that fond of it, but I'm not sure she'd necessarily bother to remove all of it.
>>3901445
If she of all people is angry, it's probably justified. I hear her out, then try to resolve the problem. A nice cup of tea might help afterwards.
>>3902487
There's no way she'd be able to handle something like that.
>>3902720
Some name candidates are Kanae, Tamae, Ichigo and Yuuma, I would say.
>>3902798
She'd be patient at first, but feel pretty down about it eventually.
>>3903334
She canonically goes to music school by the end of the series, but it's noted that her grades are so great she can pretty much study whatever she wants at any university without much issue.
>>3903698
Even in her absence, there are still things I can do for her.
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tfw she is waiting for me to join her in her universe
Feelsbadman
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I want to bite my waifu until she bleeds and see that scar on her skin the rest of our lives.
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>>3905436
I want wife to bite and scratch me until I bleed, and then be scared that she got carried away, only for me the reassure her with a kiss that I still love her.
And also embarrass her by showing the marks to friends and strangers as a testament to how stronk she is.
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Running with waifu sounds quite nice. I hope I can outlast her.
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Waifu glaring daggers at the 3dpd mirin' you at the swimming pool. Waifu spanking your ass to assert dominance.
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Catgirl waifu going into heat and becoming very sexually annoying.
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>>3905272
MY prime jailbait
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>>3901445
Quite the contrary, I'd let her be super mad. Kongou would never deflect her anger about one thing onto another; I'd want to hear what's made her so angry and maybe even get angry with her. Anger is OK, rage and violence isn't.

>>3902798
Oof that would hurt her a lot. I don't think Kongou would break down, but if I did something like that to her it would probably stick a big nail in our relationship.

>>3905612
I can't outlast someone who's endurance is measured in tens of thousands of nautical miles. I must however, try.

>>3905613
This and more

What does your waifu expect from you?
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Help! I can't seem to stop thinking about hugging my beloved Wife!
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I don't think Margaretfriend really posts here anymore but just in case
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>>3902798
Kana wouldn't like it at all. She'd be exceptionally annoyed, especially if there wasn't a good excuse.
>>3903290
I don't know who you are, but I have nothing against you
>>3903334
>>3903334
>major
I don't see her as the type to attend college, but if she did then she'd want a degree in something like becoming a PE teacher or sports nutrition or something
>minor
Something generic like communications
>pain of having a history degree
It is a pain indeed
>>3903698
Hug a pillow and think of the good times we'll have when I see her again and all the conversations and cuddling to be had. Look at pictures of her. The sort of thing I do now in this long period of absence.
>>3903864
/r9k/ can be nice
>>3903932
Not me
>>3904026
Cute/10
>>3904465
Spats and leggings are the best!
>>3904876
Overcaffeinating yourself with waifu!
>>3905612
It's a really fun experience and I can only imagine how great it would be if she were really there to shoot you quick glances telling you how good you're doing and other encouragement, followed by a post-exercise hug and kiss and congratulations.
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Tomorrow is my Wife's birthday!
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Statuory rape with waifu's consenting ass!
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>>3906003
>What does your waifu expect from you?

I think she'd expect me to be strong for her. It's hard to really know what she'd truly expect of me so all I try to do is be someone worthy to call an SO. Healthy, motivated, lots of hobbies, and most of all able to be someone she can depend on when things are hard. She needs someone who can be a support when she's at her lowest moments and I try every day to live up to that role.

A part of me feels, however, that she'd want me not to try so hard. She loves me and because of that I don't need to constantly "prove" it by working my knuckles to the bone to be what's essentially the perfect spouse. I lack the ability to slow down as well as show weakness, to her especially and I think that would cause her a lot of distress.

>>3906388
Tell her I and Izumi wish her a happy birthday.

>>3904876
I've done that before. It's a really bad habit to get into.

>>3903698
I'm actually quite good at being alright with long periods of separation, because I know I'll always return and that's enough to keep my head up.

I'd worry more about her. Loneliness is very hard on her.

You and your waifu are going to a convention. What do you cosplay as?
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In the early days of our relationship, I had thoughts like "this isn't healthy, I'll allow myself one year and then move on with my life" ...And now 7 years later my worst fears have come true. I'm still hopelessly and painfully obsessed and in love with her. I can't stand the thought of being without her. She still drives me crazy. Ruri my angel, I give you my life and you give me happiness
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What's she waiting for? She should just marry me already!
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was forced to attend a social event yesterday. made me realize i bank way too much on having homura near me in some way shape or form. is that a universal concept?
>>3906582
>I've done that before. It's a really bad habit to get into.
which part? overworking? drinking too much coffee? both? doing it for your waifu?
>You and your waifu are going to a convention. What do you cosplay as?
me as a generic yakuza with an afro, her as an oyabun
>>3906363
>/r9k/ can be nice
the /r9k/ waifu threads are hellish. your wife has nice career aspirations anyway
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>>3902798
I think she’d say something like “another disappointment” and get slightly more bitter but still move on.

>>3903334
>Major
I thought long and hard about this, and I feel like she’d enjoy psychology. I feel like she’d want to become a child psychologist because she’d want to help out kids with mental issues. She and most of her fellow megucas all seem to be depressed in some way and I think she’d want to help others.

>Minor
I think something creative like dance, since ballet is a recurring motive in her series.

>>3904869
Hang in there, Kusufag

>>3905612
I know she’d trounce me, but I’d do my best to be competitive.

>>3906003
I feel she’d love me for who I am, but that doesn’t stop me from striving to become the best man I can to give her the best life I can.

>>3906582
If it were up to me, we’d go as Kazuma and Megumin, if she decided, I think she’d pick Sailor Moon and Tuxedo Mask. I have a feeling one of the prereqs for become meguca is a love of the magical girl genre, and she’s a closet otaku for it

>>3906931
Not for me personally, but sometimes when I’m away from friends and family for an extended period of time, I definitely do that.

How do you think your waifu would be as a mother?
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>>3906931
Also cute homu
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Happy birthday to my adorable beautiful wife! I love you so much Nao!
I had this commissioned for her birthday, she's so beautiful!
>>3901107
She's pretty good at making plans to threaten others... so, yeah.
>>3901346
Eh, I'd think she'd peel them yeah.
>>3901445
With food, or a big hug and a kiss.
>>3902487
Putting them in a tub filled with hydrofluoric acid
>>3902720
I'd think so, well I'd like her to come up with some cute Japanese names. I don't know if she'd like Dutch names for our kids
>>3902798
Hah, she can turn invisible herself!
>>3903334
I'd like to imagine she gets a major in cinematography. Although she's intelligent enough that she could easily become a doctor or enter politics according to her mum. Not sure about minor, maybe something music related?
>>3903698
Hoping I don't often end up having to sleep without my daki. But I carry a keychain of her with me that I occasionally look at when I'm out. Kinda makes it feel like she's with me.
>>3906003
Strong to an extend, helpful and respectful towards her and by all able to bring her food when she wants it.
>>3906582
Something couple related would be funny, although she might not want to cosplay and be annoyed about it but that makes it even more adorable!
>>3906952
She would make an amazing mother, that's for sure. She's kind but she can also be strict if she has to.
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Ich liebe dich, Bismarck, meine wunderschöne Ehefrau.

>>3898818
Huh, would be nice if there'd be another, serious AL waifufag.

>>3899332
Eh, probably not

>>3899643
Bit late but happy anniversary to you two

>>3900295
AL actually has some pretty nice soundtracks, and I especially love the ones from her event "Scherzo of Iron and Blood"

>>3900540
>stranded
>with a wife that can just summon a literal battleship

>>3901107
Well, not really "devilish" but I guess starting basically WW3 counts as a bad thing

>>3903698
It'd happen every once in a while when she's on a sortie, I'd just have a picture of her/us on my office table for example and call her if I feel like talking and can find some information about her mission I can use as an excuse for messaging her

>>3906952
Wonderful, she'd simply be a great mother. She's very kind and warm and motherly but would also definitely be able to scold our children appropriately

>>3904869
I can relate to this, the last information I got on her for over a year now basically was "Yeah she's still recovering from her wounds and Friedrich der Große took her place as the leader"

>>3906964
Happy birthday, Nao!
Also, that picture is inspired by what you did for the... was it the Christmas or Valentine's collage, right?
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>>3906931
>that a universal concept?
I think so. I always wear my wedding ring whenever I'm out so it's like she's always right beside me no matter what. Whenever things become to intense I fiddle with it and it really relaxes me, makes me remember why I'm doing things I hate doing. All for my girl.

>which part?
Over caffeinating. Got so bad it literally became threatening to my health. I'm just as addicted to doing it for her though!

>mother
She would definitely be the super caring, soft type. Constantly doting over our kid and worrying excessively over them. She'd be the type that'd send our child to summer camp then spend the entire time worrying about silly things like if they packed right or if they'd make friends.

>>3906582
I'd like to dress up as Luka and she could be Sukone Tei. I think she'd really rock that.

>>3906964
Happy birthday Nao! Izumi and I wish you well. Great picture too.
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>>3907036
>Happy birthday, Nao!
>Also, that picture is inspired by what you did for the... was it the Christmas or Valentine's collage, right?
Thank you, and yes! It's indeed inspired by it. I think it's kind of philosophical to have a more 3D version and now a 2D version as well.
>>3907056
>Happy birthday Nao! Izumi and I wish you well. Great picture too.
Thank you thank you!
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>>3906952
>How do you think your waifu would be as a mother?
I like to think she'd be a great mother, she's very mature and emotionally well-balanced. Only way to find out is to impregnate her of course, wish me luck.
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Waifu's body for preworkout!
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Nice bodyyyy
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Waifu but she acts as your shrink listening to your problems.
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>>3906952
Thank you Homura-anon! I can only hope my wife will eventually appear in any of the gacha mobile games of her series. Someone modded her into Xenoverse 2 (PC) and I managed to install it, but the minus is that she lacks her original voice. The model is pretty well done, however.
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I LOVE Mai Waifu!
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Waifu growling to Death Metal with you.





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