ENTER edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com/https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.htmlhttps://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.koyfin.com/https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://www.tradingview.com/screenerhttps://etfdb.com/>Optionshttps://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started>Misc:https://tradingeconomics.com/https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://wallmine.com/https://fintel.io/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPrevious:>>55095834
bobo has been thoroughly heemed, but it's not enoughi want him dead
>>55096787>he baked early
1/3 of 12yo girls watch pornin 5 years we get a flood of whores.too much supply for the OF fadethis is financial advise.
Brothers...
why cant i ever be on the right side of a trade like this? why cant i have bought soxl and gotten a 30% gain in a week? as soon as i turn into a perma bull the market will crash.
Just keep buying, and start selling calls to me.
You got everything you need? The chef cooked for you special, the dancers will kick your tongue out and your credit is good. Draw chips for everyone in the room so they can play on the house.
>>55096808KYC type shit is coming to *ALL* porn sites/companies. Eventually, all other websites will require Govt issued ID.Can you not see the writing on the virtual wall?
hello CBOE i need you to add more strikes to SOXL, thank you!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lizoPzNPC-I
my whole weekend is ruined. i dont feel like doing anything or going anywhere. going to the store for grocery will just make me think of all the money i lost. no more buying beef either, just chicken.
>>55096844Why would one buy 3000 INTC shares? I wouldn't even get a single one.
You guys got any plans for the holiday weekend?
>>55096861not much, just wallowing in the pain of my existence.
Benis
it really is that easyjust let the market come to you
>>55096863You should buy some alcohol. I always enjoy some beer when I'm doing that.
>Marvell TechnologyAm I crazy or did they pull the same stunt as NVDA? Margins worse, earnings worse, everything worse... but since estimates were artificially set extremely low, they beat by a huge margin. And of course good guidance without a shred of evidence.How is this crap real? Oh well, bobos seething
>>55096861Smoking some beef & pork ribs tomorrow. Gonna try and finish up a couple of little projects around the house. Just a nice comfy weekend of smoking & grilling meat & drinking beer.
>>55096861>plans for the holidayYeah,skipping it and waking up on tuesday futures
>>55096879no i dont drink it makes me feel like shit. gave up hard liquor because i hate the feeling of being hung over. then tried beer and i hate the nasty taste and the hangover too.
>nasdaq pumping>btc crabbingwhat do they mean by this
>>55096894shit, is it your birthday this weekend too?
>>55096852whoever posted the old movie about the american coke head Australian bonds pit trader last night, that was a good watch. Although my only question is who is Rambo's daddy and how much dough did he leave Rambo? Fun watch, think im gonna watch the other one on Chicago pit trading tonight. I wish I was alive back then smokin cigs and yelling my bids in the pits
>>55096895Uh maybe become one of those exercise masochists then?
>>55096861Maybe I will finally muster the courage to kms
>>55096897crypto is out of stylehad its chance and produced no results, no real world applications, no yield
>own shares of canadian pacific in roth>stock ticker "CP" just sitting thereFeds pls dont swat me I just like the stock and buy more when its on sale
>>55096899had to check my id,it already happened a couple months ago
>>55096913bingo. today is ab day.
>>55096919Nocoiners have been trotting out this exact FUD for literally a decade.
>>55096897We're risk on, but not "risk on" risk on ya dig?
You're like little baby.I'm down 45% on SOXL, 35% SQQQ, 35% on UVIX.And no, I'm not selling for (2 more weeks).
>>55096918You should go on some YOLO journey and find the will to live like some gay movie from the turn of the millennium. This is financial advice.
i wanted to take a trip to costa rica this winter but now im not so sure.
>>55096943>down over 30% on both a 3x bull ETF and bear ETF at the same timethat's honestly impressive
My portfolio has gone from over -70% down in September 2022 to -3% down today. All I did was DCA with an entirely triple leveraged portfolio. U can do it.
>>55096714If you're thinking that long term, definitely check out royalty/streaming majors. Franco-Nevada especially. It's an incredibly profitable business model and these companies get exposure to commodity prices without having to bear any of the costs. Franco-Nevada especially, being essentially the best and most high quality company in the space, have made their investments counter-cyclically and are now just sitting back and letting the cash flow come in. FNV and WPM are both entirely debt free and both have yuge cash positions; very safe to hold and essentially without operating costs. Growth is built in with these royalty companies, but they are not exactly cheap. They're like the Coca-Cola of commodities.Pipeline companies like TC Energy have great long term track records of dividend growth so do consider those -- high and sustainable divvies. More on oil & gas, if you think oil and gas prices are going to remain elevated (I think they will), many major o&g producers are trading at rather cheap valuations. Exxon, Tourmaline, Arc, CNRL, etc. -- a bit more speculative as the market is afraid of a recession right now but personally I invested in XOM and TOU a while ago. I see North American natgas going up from these lows, and closing the arbitrage with global LNG prices. New export facilities and pipelines coming online mean new demand at higher prices is coming online, this should benefit B.C. and Alberta natty producers especially. Oil inventories remain low and demand remains high despite recession fears. Not necessarily something to keep HODLing for ten or more years, but right now I see NA natty producers and oil producers as a contrarian trade, and not a bad time to enter if you're an energy bull. Uranium majors are also great energy holds: Kazatomprom and Cameco, the former of which is actually very cheap.Finally, gold miners. Most royalty cos get the gold upside already but the miners are cheap at these gold prices. EDV, GOLD, AEM, BTO, etc.
how long does the IRS take to update my balance owed? I made a payment plan and paid some $ down on tax day and owe a balance, but not sure what my payoff is.
>>55096956been there, the risk of crab trading.
>>55096895Try kratom
>imagine thinking stocks could possibly decline in a world where governments just create money out of thin air for absolutely no cost cause it’s all virtual numbers in computers. SPY 500 by EOY.
>>55096940>We're risk on, but not "risk on" risk on ya dig?So we're asking the prostitute if she's clean before we fuck her raw, kinda "risk on" risk on??
amd sisters we had a good run but im closing my positiion to buy back in later, this is too good to be true
it just doesnt make any sense. the economy is shit. inflation and high rates but the market is acting like it wants to boom
>>55096936crypto was mostly a product of debt over saturation and money being negative in price.N/Z/LIRP is over for good, inflation expectations are at levels unseen for decades, money is increasing in cost nowadays.now the big fantasy is that AI will be tangible in the real world, just like crypto was supposed to be.the fantasy is over.move on to the next thing or keep on waiting for the next golden bullrun on literally no news.
Sold the bottom and still sitting cash. Feels good to be a fucking loser down 40% rn
Chances soxl hits $30????
>>55096992That's exactly why the market will boom. Higher prices = high stockgod bears are so dumb
All of my QLD lots are green...
>>55096992The market =/= economy. Investors are switching into stocks because they are idiot-proof as evident by their strength. Worse earnings? Just post good guidance. Failure to deliver the guidance? Then post a better guidance for next year. Failing that, go all on AI.Peoples' greed knows no boundsPlus, you do know that inflation is extremely bullish for stocks right? It's called GREEDflation for a good reason
>>55096992What about the FED will backstop every major institution and the government will keep printing money to give out forever do you not understand?
>>55096817Because you think of it as a trade. SOXL is not a trade. We will TILL the planet in semiconductors on which we will run the AI to take over the galaxy. There will be only Lum.
>>55096881Doesn't Marvell make microcontrollers for refrigerators?>HOLY SHIT, AI!!!!!!!!
I'm considering FOMOing into AI stocks this is the top isn't it?
>>55097052You don't know how good these new ice makers are going to be.
>WE NEED TO MAKE PDT RULES TO STOP PEOPLE FROM LOSING MONEY>Meanwhile im forced to hold a losing stock because my account was restricted and lose everything>Meanwhile big money can buy and sell whenever they want.
>>55097055Buddy look at bollinger computer
>>55097055>I'm considering FOMOing into AI stocks this is the top isn't it?+300points on nasdaq
I'm glad with my leveraged tech. Not like I didn't say so for months already.
>>55096969Excellent, thanks.
>>55097064
>>55097055i just closed all my ai positions at 25% gains so its safe to say the bull run hasn't even started yet so youre safe
just imagine having a real market for once
Is there even a good sell target now for Nvidia long positions or will I forever be priced out if I sell?
>>55097108Yes.
>>55097106>real market>JXN priced properly and not under $30 when it should be over 300Imagine
I AM FUCKING LOSING MY ASS. I'M 26 AND MY LIFE IS OVER. FUCK THE MARKET, FUCK THE J'S, FUCK J POW AND FUCK WALLSTREET AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>55097108411
i cant take this. i cant focus. i have to sell for a 37% loss. undoubtedly by next week a correction will start but i feel paralyzed.
>>55097115>imagine joy just buying the dips It works 100% of the time; it’s literally free money.
>>55097113>JXN>$300lmao. It's worth like $60, tops.
>>55097115>ID is XD Smgeven the 4chan website is laughing at bears.
>>55097120Same. This run is parabolic... Up 2-3% every fucking day. I'm going to die
>>55097115You got horned
>>55097115I just bought soxl bro.Dont know what you have done
I sold my TSLA at open...
>>55097089I will also recommend you to keep an eye on some other big mining companies. Nutrien should be an excellent buy & hold but best wait until fertilizer settles down into a bottom price first -- potash is at about $400-500/t right now, I'd like to see it go to $200-300/t before I buy. Iron ore majors -- RIO, VALE, BHP -- also great and very profitable companies, but again I'd like to see iron ore take a beating first so that I don't buy into a company with diminishing cash flows. Copper producers -- RIO (again), IVN, TECK, etc. -- same here, great companies in this space but in the short term copper could take a beating. I am a biased commodity bull so do take with a grain of salt. I just see an increasingly energy and materials hungry world where the necessary production is just not there to meet all of the demand coming within the next few decades. I'm rather bullish on metals and energy, I recommend you do your own DD and have your own theses as well.
how can i even go out in public. people will look at me and know im a loser that lost all his money in the stock market. ill never get laid again. im a joke, my whole life is a joke. IM FUCKING LOSING IT.
>>55097146Top KeK
>>55096798Kill bobos. Behead bobos. Roundhouse kick a bobo into the concrete. Slam dunk a bobo baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy bears. Defecate in a bobos food. Launch bobos into the sun. Stir fry bobos in a wok. Toss bobos into active volcanoes. Urinate into a bobos gas tank. Judo throw bobos into a wood chipper. Twist bobos heads off. Report bobos to the IRS. Karate chop bobos in half. Curb stomp pregnant black bobos. Trap bobos in quicksand. Crush bobos in the trash compactor. Liquefy bobos in a vat of acid. Eat bobos. Dissect bobos. Exterminate bobos in the gas chamber. Stomp bobo skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate bobos in the oven. Lobotomize bobos. Mandatory abortions for bobos. Grind bobo fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown bobos in fried chicken grease. Vaporize bobos with a ray gun. Kick old bobos down the stairs. Feed bobos to alligators. Slice bobos with a katana.
Its all a scam it should have fallen weeks ago. All it is keeping it at these levels is the scam SPX and STOXX 600 which are holding supports regardless of western economy being as shit as it gets. They are keeping the god damn SPX up because of fucking NVIDIA and their chips are made in Taiwan. Yesterday alone they added 250+ billion pre-maket just to say it has "closed in the positive" the fucking kikes. Same is happening with STOXX 600. It fucking dumps right on market open on 24th and then 25th Germany announces recession and now IT IS GOING BACK ON THE UPTREND. THIS SHIT IS SO FUCKING MANIPULATED AND I AM SHORTING IT WITH LEVERAGE WHILE BEING DEBTMAXXED TO THE TITS. MY POSITIONS GOT LIQUIDATED MORE THAN 20 TIMES NOW BUT I WILL PREVAIL IN THE END EVEN IF I HAVE TO BECOME HOMELESS. I WILL LAUGHT IN THE END AS I AM WATCHING THE FALL OF THIS SCAM FUCKING CLOWN ECONOMY AND WESTERN TRANNY WORLD
>>55097146Don't worryI'm making money today, and I'm also a loser in life for other reasons. You get used to it
I HATE BULLS I HATE THEM I HATE THME I HATE THEM FUCK AI AND STUPID PEOPLE FOR BEING HYPED BY SOME FUCKIGN GUY SAYING AI WILL CHANGE THE WORLD THE MARKET ISNT REASONABLE ITS ALL HYPE AND EMOTION AND LIESKILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME
Student loan payments start up in a month. You better buy SOFI now while it's under 10 dollars. It's straight back to 20 from here.
>sold soxl waaay to fucking early>fomoed into soxswelp that was a mistake.
>>55097115In case you aren't joking, I'll give you some earnest advice. Long term the market goes up. You don't need to beat it. You don't need to get rich in 5 years, you aren't 63. Just go with the market, and then when you're 30 you'll get a nice small sum every month which will make it even easier to save more etc etc
>>55097159>MY POSITIONS GOT LIQUIDATED MORE THAN 20 TIMES NOWlmfao i'm dying
>>55097169Don't worry I did the exact same thing
>>55096969Anon, but these stream companies move along with the underlying price too. They just move less than pure miners. Not much special about them.
thanks to whoever told me to buy these calls for cheap many months ago. i’m willing to gamble on any long-dated cheap calls if anyone has more suggestions.
They didn't listenAI is the future silly willies
im hysterical right now. im laughing alone in my room looking at my 38% down portfolio like im the fucking joker. im losing my mind.
Oh god the bear tears are so sweet. Man.
YOU PUSH IT
>>55097052Soon your fridge will be able to predict what you want to snack on and make suggestions when you open the door. It's the future of appliances.
>>55097170>Long term the market goes up.It went up with expanding markets and expanding populations, expect decades of crab when we hit net neutral population growth
Am I dumb for still holding my NVDA calls? Not sure whether to sell today or hold over the weekend
>>55097168lol i dont know a single person with student loans through sofi
>So we been breaking bobos for 3 generations.>Mos' time the breaking sticks. The bobo don't give you any kine uh problems.>B b but sometimes, sometimes... well sometimes you get a PECULIAR bobo.>This one bobo, well he was the peculiar type, he a uh, well he would act up but he wouldnt hide it.>It seem every week he was pretending to short the market on pickin duty( but with one eye open all koi like) or he'd take extra molasses pie, or or or he'd sit his field ass on the front porch.>Every week he'd do somethin' rascally IN PLAIN damn sight of the OVaseeah.>OVasseha would call out to the bobo to get to the Breakin Barn. This Bobos eyes would light up and before you could whistle dixie, he'd be in the barn.>This Bobo would run to that breaking barn like it was a cool stream on a hot August day in Georgia.>Hellll it got sooo bad this bobo would TELL You what kine mischief he was gone get his midnight black ass into. He hadnt even DO nuthin yet..>He would skip over to the barn after an call out " COME On MAaaaaSSA THIS BOBO AINT GUNNA BREAK HISSELF!">Just down right peculiar...
>>55096969Also how come u consider oil and natgas companies cheap when they pumped for 2 years straight?Similar with gold miners - gold went near ATH few weeks ago and you think gold miners are cheap at their current valuations? the fuck anon
>>55097169I, too, made this mistake. Already wiped all my Soxl gains and then some. I know the moment I sell the run will be over though
>cocky and delusional bulls >Heemed bearsYep any minute now
I was gone for a couple of hours, wtf happened?
>>55097199except you will have no money to buy the snacks since you got replaced by AI.
>>55097187are you that SOXS anon?
Maybe it's just me, but it feels worse to lose out on gains than it does to actually lose money.
bros it's over
>>55097201nobody expects the techmological singularity
>>55097216Just got my short signal
>>55097225I think this has been scientifically proven to be worse for the mind. Most people have this
FAGGOTFUCKINGEUROSSIGNEDAFUCKINGDEALTOGETNATGASFROMTHAFUCKINGCHINKSINSTEADOFUS
>>55097225Boy tell me about itt. can't sell my SOXL because the faggot or algo who bought my CCs won't sell them already or just exercise them and put me out of my misery
life was good about two weeks ago. whoever said money cant buy happiness is a rich person who hasnt been broke.>>55097224yes. the person i was following for the trade now said that NVDA wont be 250 in june. ive been betrayed. i will take the loss next week most likely, whatever that may be, and start over. this time, no more going all in with every trade. in fact, i may stop trading until i get a real job.
>>55097225>Maybe it's just me, but it feels worse to lose out on gains than it does to actually lose money.you have to accept the truth that there is always an opportunity next
>>55097240thanks, that reminds me that i need to check the prices of calls on SOXL, might sell some now
>>55097242post screen of your account as of today pls>i may stop trading until i get a real jobdidnt you say yesterday you have good paying job?
delta chads we will not unite because there are only a few thousand of us scattered across the metro areas
nasdaq bros we are so fucking back finally selling some bags at last.
>>55062721>>55050606>>54973676>>55063678 >>55073147>>55066322hehe
nigger
>>55097265chicken diner
>>55097263>hubris
>>55097158Cool it with the anti-ursatism
>>55097181They are much less risky to hold than mining companies. Miners (especially the shitco juniors) are exposed to a million risks. One of these risks being cost inflation which ended up being a punch in the gut for many mining companies in the past two years. AISC and CAPEX creep has been devastating to some miners! Roylaty companies only take the revenue off the top -- their gross is essentially their net. Royalty companies are much more stable and diversified so they move less both ways, that's true. But consider also the bigger picture that they do relatively well in a down cycle when miners get absolutely shafted. When the sector gets into liquidation (and it does from time to time because the sector is very cyclical), big royalty companies with their fuckoff balance sheets and no costs can swoop in and buy new royalties at hilarious prices. This is exactly what companies like FNV and OR have done, and they're now just sitting back and enjoying the free ride. That's what makes these companies preferable as a long term or even perpetual hold. The track record does not lie.>>55097207it's all relative to cash flow, but also I did mention that it's a bit of a speculation. I think o&g are going to go up from here so I'm long. I could be wrong, but in the case that ends up being the case I'll happily average down. Quality oil and gas companies really are trading at structurally low multiples to FCF. Compare the sector valuations to shit like tech and you'll see a world of difference. As for gold majors, yes they are in fact cheap right now relative to net asset value and are raking in massive cash flows. Even if gold went back to $1,800 the gold majors would be a good buy right here. Gold miners are cheaper than they have been in decades.
>>55097257CBOE Is Not Adding More Strikes. I Cannot Sell Calls At These Strikes. Lol.
>>55096969>>55097144>>55097279just shut the fuck up shiffy
>>55096861Probably going to have to work OT this weekend. 2 of my employees quit today with no notice which is always nice.
>>55097282fr, this is bullshit
>>55097259its a temp job. i should have a really good job by next year and then i can refine my trading process to actually be based on knowledge instead of randomly guessing the direction based on comments. since i started trading im positive overall but i couldnt stop myself from losing it. i knew it was going to happen, it always has. i knew i should have bought BIL but i said "one more trade". i had 70k last week. i now have 50k.
>>55097294Do tulpas count as employees?
>>55097294It's malevolent how they tax you more for doing OT.
Just waiting for a leg down to enter VOO. But does it really matter when I enter?
GET THE FUCK UP THERE KRE GOGOGO
Post Prized Bulls
>>55097205based
>>55097263Yeah...in my defense who the fuck could predict this psycho market?>company say profit will go brrrrr>why? it came to me in a dream>market goes brrrr
>>55097312not if you have a job and can DCA every pay check.
>>55097315$net quietly getting me 13% in the past week
>>55097279Thank you for thorough answers anon.
>>55097282>>55097299I hope you guys remember SOXL rocketing from 50s to 70s in like a monthI sold some 35c expiring nov yet I'm aware that they can go ITM as soon as next month
>>55097312if you are feeling anxious then only do like 25% now and look for "deals" or whatever on VOO with the restor buy a set amount each monthor some rule based approach you can't fuck up but will get you going instead of just in paralysis modehalf of investing is getting over your own built in fucked up psychology
>>55097282sounds like the top. ...?
>>55097335yes i do remember that and i exited my entire SOXL position at 62 because of the calls i soldyou're crazy for selling calls that far out though
>>55097299Hate that shit. So many stocks that I'd love to sell options on but the nearest strikes are 10% OTM and bid/ask spreads a mile wide.
>419.70 back to my slurping range
>>55097301Yes>>55097306Yeah its fucking bullshit. I was kind of expecting them to leave though. The two employees that quit were pretty retarded and I gave the 18 year old girl that works for me supervisor privileges. She's a psychopath workaholic and she was riding the other 2 employees asses which she needed to. They got fed up and quit. It happens.
why the fuck are we having a +2% day??
>>55097341probably next few weeks will have new ones, they are slow sometimes for strikes too far OTM
>>55097342im like an inverse buffett, I'm always eager to give people my options
>>55097294is this how things are done when you are a lowly wagie? someone quits and you just have to take their slack? what would happen if u said u are not doing overtime? why not just say at hiring process you will not be doing overtime and make sure this will be in ur contract
>>55097339Yeah I didn’t buy the last two weeks because the pumping has been so hard. I kept buying shorts instead and getting fucked. Maybe I’ll nibble at close? I need to stop biting my nails and going all in on bad theses
How long until SOXL goes to ATHs?
>>55097231The technological singularity is the atheist reinvention of the 2nd coming, anyone who isn't a skulldragging retards knows that isn't how reality works.
>>55097373nibble on this
>>55097382>$673 more weeks
im so close to capitulation.
why does it fills so fast?
>>55097389>3not 2?
>>55097341I wish her top would blow off if you know what I mean.
>>550973922 more weeks boboHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
my portfolio is now under 50k. psychological support has been broken.
Pretty sure this is a fade every Rip Day. Once the bond fags get Re-entry monday night, tuesday morning all this green disappears.
uh oh, i have bad newswe are officially above Feb's highstrend not looking bearish at all now...
>>55097334No problem. DYODD as I am biased like everyone else. As I mentioned previously in another post, I'll be looking to buy base metal and fertilizer producers once commodity prices cool down a bit more over there. The fundamentals will look like shit at the time but that's just the way the cookie crumbles with commodities. You have to be a bit of a contrarian in this sector sometimes. With regards to oil and gas again, I actually bought my positions just about two or three weeks ago. I am seeing so much bearishness on energy right now that I decided to take that position now. TOU also dipped sufficiently, XOM is a bit elevated still technically but they are still raking in good cash flows at current prices, enough to sustain the dividend so I invested there too. To be sure, gold and energy (and related equities) could go down from here but I am comfortable with that since these companies are sufficiently cheap.
>>55097404Then bitcoin pumps
>>55097242>whoever said money cant buy happiness is a rich person who hasnt been brokeI'm a rich person who's never been broke and I live in terror of losing my money. Being able to throw cash at things like doctor's appointments or car repairs, every time I pull out my credit card I can only think about how FUCKED I would be without the cash to no-sell minor emergencies. It's a blood red cannibal world and money is the only panacea. That's why most of us are here, probably, wanting to hit escape velocity before the devil catches up to us.
>>55097371Anon you're overthinking this. I'm not a corporate cuck, there are no "contracts" or "hiring processes". I work for a very small business and im the boss so I have to make sure shit gets done or we lose customers. It's entirely possible one of my employees will want to work OT this weekend for extra money but I'm not banking on that. So if that's the case I have to handle it myself.
>>55097402i hate you so much.
>>55097389>>55097399If SOXL gets above $50 this year I won't know what to do with the money
Artificial>Intelligence
>>55097404Nox was so fucking badass
>>55096943Have you thought of shorting?
https://twitter.com/facadecapital/status/1657013065018413056i posted on /smg/ at the same timeQBTSi've already locked in profits but this stock has been running hard and still hold shares. do your own research. quantum stuff.
>>55097414no, I just want to gamble.
>>55096881did you read the earnings? We are only in the beginning of instituting our AI pipeline.
sqqq is never going above 30 again, is it
God bless you SOXL retards.
How are these absolute meme stocks still pumping with suck disgusting valuations???
This can't be happening.
>>55097414Honestly the only reason I'd like to get rich is for security not to live a lavish life. I'd probably give a lot of my money away to friends and family. I don't think I'd really spend a lot of it either. What's the point of buying a mansion when I'm alone? Wouldn't want to end up like notch. I'd probably just keep my same apartment and just sleep comfortably knowing I don't have to worry about working ever again.
>>55097460No, it's not.
>>55097463blew up my account on BBBY but saved it with this SOXL pump, I love SOXL
after 2 years of my 401Ks and investment accounts basically staying flat (besides constant deposits) it's nice to think that I may actually get to enjoy the market driven prosperity every faggot over the age of 50 has enjoyed.
>>55097454I can't believe people are buying these crap smart appliances. Not only are they more prone to failure but they also cost more. AI is gonna do crap all for that kind of stuff. But oh well, good for them. Crap earnings but you gotta hype up your stock somehow, that's the job of the CEO after all. Can't really blame the guy for choosing to go with the AI hype
>>55097479>flatThat means you effectively lost money
>>55097415>I work for a very small business and im the boss so I have to make sure shit gets done or we lose customersso do you have any stake in profits or u just collect wage
hold the line SQQQ marines.
>>55097492>DUUURRRR HAVE YOU UHH HEARD OF UHHH INFLATION UHH IT ACTUALLY MEANS YOU LOOOOOOSE MONEY shut the fuck up retard
>>55097504Imagine being a bobo,top kek
I feel like shit for having taken some profits earlier today. I did not expect that the pump will continue today in a straight fucking line.
>>55097392I just watched this film a few days ago. Good film.Captcha: JSG444. Nice trips, Captcha
i just need to hold until the end of today and by next week we will see some red and i can get out with a little better price. God give me strength today
So it begins.
>>55097512Care to explain your interpretation? Enlighten me as to why FLAT means good in your case when prices aren't FLAT:
>>55097522
Any thoughts on ACMR? Their product seems good except it's>Chinese
>>55097522This is turning into a cup n handle. Bobos on total and complete suicide watch
>AMZN pumping $6 in share pricewhat the fuck, why?
my portfolio is finally green after 2 yearsThis is also roughly the time when markets crash on me
Debt ceiling FUD making retards empty bags as usual. The deal is complete and will be announced soon.Lift off will follow once idiots who sold hop back in to pray for gains.Imagine being a bear when puts are literally designed to buy stock you think is good but overpriced. It's investing not speculating niggers
>>5509666010k? bro thats not even much of a start. You gotta think tranches and efficiency points before you think allocation.Try to always buy in 100 share bundles. with that you have all your options available to you.Second. You want to always buy in a Tranch to get past the inflection point. The first inflection point is typically where Say in the case of dividends, Your dividend payment allows you to buy 1 more share.So you buy a $100 stock with a 25 cent dividend.Your Tranch number is actually 400 shares. So you can buy 1 more share every dividend.Simply applying this behavior will start you out at step 4 in the journey.Remember money isn't smooth and continuous like all those exponential charts say.
>>55097539Maybe you should fart harder if you want attention.
>>55097562Its called a victory lap
>>55097539bro shut the fuck up
>>55097502I get profit sharing on the floor refinishing jobs we do, otherwise though I'm hourly.
VIX futures market markets tongue my anus
Sell
>>55097600>TFW nobody come to visit you in your labyrinth
>>55097476Well that's exactly the weird part, right? I want a couple millions, but I'd use it to extract the equivalent of a sub-six figure income. I don't even hate working, but the sword of Damocles that hangs over everyone is just fucking insane. I'm playing the game so I can stop playing. The stock market is fun - the numbers and drama, all of this is great. But when it's time to pay our the ass to repair my fucking water pipes for the second time this year, can't help remembering that the overarching system is INCREDIBLY gay. Genuinely have no idea how minimum wage earners survive.
I hate green days. You see, I only bet on green line go up. I never buy shit like soxs because I dont like to bet on bad stuff happening.But, I know that bad stuff happens. I hate green days because it makes me ask, "when will it downturn? will I miss the top?"I hate selling early but I hate missing profit opportunities. Red days are nice because I can just say, "Ah, another red day, I'll just hold for now". No thinking involved.Making decisions is terrifying.
>>55097608Damn that's one sexy robot. Too bad she expired.
CLF chads is now our time?
dave hunter was right
>natgasWTFWT
>>55097604It's worse when you consider how shit everything is made today. A vacuum cleaner, car, radio, whatever used to last you years and years. Now everything is built to fail within 3 years. Minimum wagies must be living in a perpetual state of panic. Cannot imagine.>>55097615Brutal
this pump is in response to the debt deal right? cray shit on god fr fr
im at the point where I dont care to throw any more money at investments since im operating off of profitsthis is what many DTs have to deal with until their strategy a bit of luck align and that initial $1000 works for them for the rest of their career
>>55097596how much % of your income has been from this profit sharing?
>>55097589>So you buy a $100 stock with a 25 cent dividend.>Your Tranch number is actually 400 shares. So you can buy 1 more share every dividend.that's pretty smart thinkin
>>55096861I really need to catch up on sleep. If i can get back to back 10 hour skeeps in that'll do the trick. I will also try not to be annoyed that for this leg I chose to swing spxl and not tqqq.
>>55097637>the debt dealwhere do they have those at?
rug pull at 15:00 est?
>>55097675Close, but not yet. There are yet a few bears.
>>55097604>Genuinely have no idea how minimum wage earners survive.As someone whose been poor like 90% of my life I can explain. Generally speaking you're either living with your parents or you have roommates. I lived with 3 friends when I was in my early 20s. We had a blast but as I got older I grew tired of having someone in my space 24/7. You're going to be driving a car that's always staring death in the face at any given moment. The car probably has 180k miles on it or more, bald tires, and neither the AC or the heat works. You live paycheck to paycheck. You're usually literally out of money several days before payday. So there are days where you literally can't even purchase something as trivial as a pop from the gas station because you have no money to your name. Honestly what gets you through is the comradery you build with your similarly poor friends. I made life long friends that I'm still friends with to this day 15 years later from those times. When you have nothing you have to entertain yourself for free, and hanging out with your friends was always free.
>>55097632>U.S. BAKER HUGHES TOTAL RIG COUNT ACTUAL: 711 VS 720 PREVIOUS>U.S. BAKER HUGHES OIL RIG COUNT ACTUAL: 570 VS 575 PREVIOUS
>>55097675God Green Candle end of day, followed by another Pump next week
booba
Biden saved the economy. Kneel.
>>55097641Honestly not much. Floor refinishing jobs are streaky. You usually get a bunch at once and then nothing for months. But I get a 50% rake in profits so it's nice when it happens.
>>55097689classic inverted booba
>>55097685And it's back down. Would have been the easiest leveraged short of the day if I wasn't an apprehensive retard.
>>55097684>purchase something as trivial as a pop from the gas stationi'm just gonna tell ya, my boomer millionaire dad used to make fun of me when i was living with him in my early 20s buying two gatorades at the gas station every day for $3.25. He said that's how you stay poor. I understand what he means now that hes gone and im in control of the accounts. Plus that stuff is just painting the insides of your body with chemicals
Mumu... I'm sorry... please have mercy on my bobussy...
>>55097722Yeah when I was younger I used to go to the gas station every day before work and grab 2 coke zeros which by todays prices would be 2 for $4. Once I unfucked my brain I started going to the grocery store and buying a 6 pack of bottles for $5. Your father was right. It's little money saving decisions like that, that help build better money saving habits.
Why Is CBOE Not Adding More Calls To SOXL.
>>55097691nazis lost again
when will jpow raise rates again.
>>55097773Now.
Don't forget: Monday is a holiday. So, only today and two more trading days left in May
>>55097773>>55097778Feels like a no brainer right now
>>55097778Apparently the white collar job market is actually heating up again according to a VP at a recruiting firm I knowI still think the rate hikes should stop though.
>>55097778Bank collapse to follow
>>55097551Yeah, like February 16th.>>55097584>investing>meanwhile AI speculation is the only thing keeping this market alive
>>55097784What happens after may?
>>55097749for me it was either two gatorades (one blue cherry, one green apple) for $3.25 or I would get two rockstar fruit punch energy drinks for $3.25. this was back in like 2010-2014. Now I just buy the big cylinder of gatorade powder at the grocery store. Back then I was working minimum wage for $7 an hour, spending half my paycheck on weed, 25% on gas and drinks and smokes at the gas station, and the other 25% on goyslop, while my mom paid my cell phone, dad paid my car payment, and college tuition, and the actual groceries for the house. Those were some comfy days i'll tell you what
>sell in may go away
>>55097590I'm farting on you.>>55097595Great arguments, I'm convinced you made a good deal.
>>55097802June.
>>55097802you learn the reason they say "sell in may and go away"
>>55097807Do they have Surgut in Antarctica?
>>55097802I don't know. I'm just saying if you have a performance goal for May, you only have two days and 2.5 hours to hit it.
>>55097791for which professions?
>>55097778so this next FOMC is gonna be a fun one if the probabilities stay at 50%... Hell Daddy Jerome days are fun no matter what
>>55097825finance
>>55097778what date is it specifically?
>>55097809>I'm farting on you.
wow i feel pretty stupid selling $28 covered calls on my TQQQ bags
>>55097384people weren't meant to fly so planes will never existnormal people know this
US election next yearIf the conspiracy theorists are correct, COVID will have a resurgenceIs Zoom a smart investment now?
SOXL 23 is coming soon, followed by SOXL 24 before close. Next week we will open at 25 and pump to 38.
i need to get my ass up and to the grocery store. cant buy beef now that im broke. it will be chili all week for lunch.
Oil stock volume (XOM and OXY) is completely garbage holy shit. I bet I could personally move their prices if I wanted.
>BUY IN MAY AND GET FUCKIN PAYED
>>55097871The US can't afford another scam pandemic. The country would financially collapse.
>>55097886And they would care, why?
I just spent $136 on a bundle of goth girl videos from an OnlyFans girl I follow
nvda has so many gaps. will any get filled? this will be a true test of the gap-fill theory.
>>55097886how do you think we avoided the 2019 financial collapse? we are going to scamdemic after world war after scamdemic to keep this going.
Holy fuck this zombie market(world) is boring as fuck. Ai is the most fucking basic shit ever(soulless(boring)). Fucking embarrassing
>>55097901>ShameMaxxingoh no no no
Sell in June, don't be no coon/bafoon/baboon.
WHO IS MAKING MONEYWHO
>>55097925me because i just offloaded my gains onto anons buying at the top
>>55097925in bizzaro world i am up 40%.
>>55097925QUI?!?
>>55097914Boomers like you didnt invest in Microsoft/Google/Amazon back then because they called it 'boring and gay'Have fun with your KO dividends boomer
>>55096787What pumped soxl? Nvda is flatish. The other semiconductors didnt pump thst hard so what gives? Im up big for whatever reason but i need a reason
>>55097951A rising boat lifts all tides
>>55097942Those have a productYou can't do anything with 'ai' besides generate cheap porn and cheat on homework
>>55097942Never reply to me again u fucking faggot retard
fucking hell I needed to cover some shorts dogshit I'm a fucking bagfaggot now
>>55097901holy shit just steal. every girl on OF has group buys and ddl hubs
>>55097960isn't productivity a product of ai? albiet a byproduct. Productivity = time = money. so i think we have a long way to go in terms of a "limited self-aware" AI, but in terms of scale and time saving, outlook looks good.
>>55097951i clicked randomly through its top holdings and most of them are up 4-5% today. AVGO is up 9%. 5 x 3 is not 17% but close enough>>55097960the world runs on porn
still havent left to the grocery store.
>>55097170>63Ewwww. Im trying to get rich here. Im not wasting my life staring at charts to retire at 60 whatever.
>>55097997porn certainly is the main driver for AI
I'm almost free from my SOXL bahs
>>55098031crazy to think anons who bought in this time last year are now breaking even
>>55097901>spending money on women >don't even get to have sex with her NGMI
BUZZ WORDS
>>55097996In what capacity?For something like ai programming solutions they still need to be tested and reviewed which takes more time than hiring a single good programmer to do it (but does save money over hiring one)There's a real application for entertainment (generating background assets for games or quick prompts for writers, etc) but that's not revolutionary
>>55098049>>55098049
>>55098030jokes aside I am a programmer and I use chatGPT at work, as do my colleagues
>didn't buy NVDA>all my tech bags got pumped anywayThank you based 222-PE buying retards
>>55098035Crazier to think that a lot of others were buying in the 5s and 6s and have now pulled a 3x or 4x
How long should I hold BRKB
>>55098087It is a forever hold. Unless you don't believe in value investing anymore, or don't think that the company can be successful when Buffett and Munger step away.
>>55098061not that crazy
Also I just realized Chipotle is worth like 3 Lockheeds per share what the fuck?
>>55098048you're thinking too narrow. generative chat ai has the capability to revolutionize "smart" work. Law can be cleaned up and streamlined into a digestible fact sheet for clients, lawyers, law enforcement etc. Telehealth will take off when you can query an AI that will diagnose you and send you off to a doctor with your exact diagnosis. i already dont write or read my emails anymore. i pump them all into ai and have a generative "live feed" of my emails all condensed into 1 sentence. It already is making my 6 hours of work in a day into a couple. I cant even begin to speculate on advertising using ai. that will put all the trad advertisers out of business.
>>55098054Yeah, for how long is the question
i should give up shouldnt i? spy and qqq and soxl are going higher and higher arent they?
>>55098389Maybe... maybe it all crashes on tuesday, who can tell anymore.
is this the peak of AI mania or just the start? has to be past the start because the start was months ago.
>>55098453>peakThis bubble isn't gonna pop for another 2-3 years. Buckle in.
>>55096910That was me. Glad you enjoyed, anon. Work through the rest of the list. Unfortunately I haven't watched it in a few years so I'm foggy on the details. May rewatch tonight now
