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How does it feel to NEVER be right?

the mountain jews will save us all, and with the upcoming QE on wednesday everything will return to normal
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>The offer was communicated on Sunday morning with a price of 0.25 francs a share to be paid in UBS stock, according to the report. UBS has also insisted on a material adverse change that voids the deal if its credit default spreads jump by 100 basis points or more, the people said. Credit Suisse closed down 8% to 1.86 francs at the close on Friday.
it's only just beginning
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>>54203047
I'm sure CS's CDS will never jump by 1%, that is a preposterous notion.
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>>54203039
Most of the failed institutions in 2008 were acquired by other companies.
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$1billion?

i thought this was one of the biggest bank in europe...
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>>54203047
lmao 0.25 per share?
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>>54203039
1 billion? is that European billions, which is American trillions or American billion which is European Milliarde?

If its one American billion, good luck. This is not even a drop in the ocean. If this is American Trillions hyperinflation is a given.
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>>54203079
instead of bloviating you could have looked up basic terminology
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>>54203066
>what is toxic debts
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>>54203047
>0.25 francs a share
lmao. so it basically defaulted in practice, but we'll pretend everything is ok since it got bought by ubs, got it
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>>54203039
That's great. I only have a small short position open. So when we pump I can again short from the top and make money. I hope we drag this on for a few weeks if not months until we finally crash down (EU)
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>>54203039
are you retarded?
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Bear Stearns
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>>54203039
>1 billion
>trillion usd hole

Theater
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>>54203095
you have a lower than 3rd grade understanding of the situation, shut the fuck up and sit down
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>>54203066
big by assets and liabilities, tiny by market cap. Banks aren't businesses like a factory which can be valued by the machines and warehouses they own, they are just a big balance sheets of creditors and debtors.
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>>54203368
thanks chud for your high IQ take with 0 information
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>>54203384
you don't deserve any information you stupid faggot, go do some research on the banking system, economics, financial history. Maybe then you can stop embarrassing yourself on anonymous image boards.
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>>54203368
>shut the fuck up and sit down
You should follow it with:
>and listen:
then explain why he's wrong in your eyes.
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>>54203039
their book value alone is like $40 billion, at least going by their 12/31/2022 balance sheet. how is 'up to' $1 billion competitive in any way?
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>>54203398
hes a know it all know nothing faggot, i wouldn't waste my time explaining anything to him because he will then thinks he knows everything based of his knew only slightly less shallow understand and continuing the cycle of faggotry.

OP you are a midwit faggot. You have middling intellect and you should remember that every time you get the idea that anyone wants to hear your opinion.
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>The complex discussions over what would be the first combination of two global systemically important banks since the financial crisis have seen Swiss and US authorities weigh in, according to people with knowledge of the matter.

>The two banks have had limited contact, with terms heavily influenced by the Swiss National Bank and regulator Finma, the Financial Times reported. The situation is very fast moving and there’s no guarantee a deal will be reached or that the terms will remain the same, the newspaper reported.

>The government is preparing emergency measures to allow the takeover to proceed at pace and plans to introduce legislation that will bypass the normal six-week consultation period required for UBS shareholders, the newspaper reported.

emergency legislation? shortcuts are being taken...
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>>54203430
it's funny because instead of credit suisse shitting the bed and killing the economy will have ubs shitting the bed and killing the economy even harder
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>>54203430
we are in a financial pandemic, we need to act NOW to stop the spread before it's too late
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>>54203414
Either anchoring tactic or they just want to act as if they are trying but since the states is pressuring them to buy CS they make such an insulting offer that CS has to decline. Like when you start a war with some stupid offers that can only be interpreted as an insult and force the other to a declaration of war.
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>>54203462
>financial pandemic
can't wait for the vax (aka owning nothing and being happy)
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>>54203449
its basically the same mechanism that caused the last 2 huge crashes
>package good bonds with bad bonds
>bad bonds eventually poison the entire thing
>package good mortgages with bad mortgages
>as above
now
>package bad banks with good banks
>...
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>>54203478
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Well if you own nothing and the market crashes you can't lose and feel sad, so you are vaxxed against recessions.
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>>54203394
so what? I can do as much "research" as I want, and I have. but so what? The Fed won't change based on what we know
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>>54203462
>>54203478
It's the same thing

Repo markets blew up in September 2019, covid starts, Fed ends reserve requirements and we're locked down same day.

>As announced on March 15, 2020, the Board reduced reserve requirement ratios to zero percent effective March 26, 2020. This action eliminated reserve requirements for all depository institutions.

https://www.federalreserve.gov/monetarypolicy/reservereq.htm
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>>54203394
>>54203428
Wind that neck in you fucking faggot or I'll fuck your fat momma again till she bleeds. Do you know understand the banking system and the economy, you dumb piece of shit? You fucking cock sucker better buy kneepads while they're still cheap and on your budget.
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>offer declined
it's over...
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>he thinks this isn't literally worse than we predicted
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>>54203398
seethe harder, triggered bitch lmao
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>>54203368
they're paid to be stupid, they won't ever shut the fuck up
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1 billion means the stock price is about 30 cents per share. Down 90%.
Shareholders get fucked

I'm not sure this is good
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>>54203897
the offer has been made and rejected. anyone thinking this shitcoin is worth more than 0.25 francs is retarded. we'll see blood on monday
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>>54203430
another low-information question, but what authority does the US have here? obviously they have tons of interest, in that they dont want the global banking system to collapse, but what exactly can they do? because the article seems to imply that they ARE doing something, specifically 'weighing in'
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>>54203039
If UBS buys a fucked bank that just contaminates UBS and starts a run on them
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>>54203871
You're too late to make me in any way moved by your post
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>>54203919
Flash crash on open and ultra pump later, kek. Fuck all the margin/option traders
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>>54203968
>another low-information question, but what authority does the US have here? obviously they have tons of interest, in that they dont want the global banking system to collapse, but what exactly can they do?

Probably just telling Switzerland what to do.

European countries are puppets of the US.
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>>54203992
>Flash crash on open and ultra pump later

if the withdrawals continue it goes bankrupt within a few days
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>>54203368
>sit down
>>>pleddit
and hang yourself by the neck until you die, cunt.
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>>54203039
>crisis averted, nothing to see here
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>>54204020
yikes
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>>54204001
>>54203968
https://twitter.com/TFL1728/status/1637075239552053250
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>>54203039

this is almost a 90% writedown on $CS closing value on Friday. Does this prompt a market realisation that the true value of euro banks is way less than their market caps? can i short euro bank stocks to zero
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here is another article from 24 hrs ago which has a blurb about retail banking and monopolies

>According to Bloomberg News, the two banks are in talks with the goal of announcing an agreement by the end of the weekend. UBS could buy units of Credit Suisse, including Asset Management and Wealth Management, but investment banking would be sold to other investors or wound down.

>The hardest part remains retail banking, which is the division serving Swiss consumers. This unit is the only one to have been profitable last year. If UBS gets its hands on it, there is a big risk that it would create a monopoly, which means that the deal could be blocked by the antitrust authorities. UBS and Credit Suisse are the two largest Swiss universal banks.

>>54204001
so probably a US official leaning on a Swiss official, who then leans on UBS and Credit Suisse?

im just picturing some goofy zoom call where the US official repeatedly tries to join the Swiss meeting
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Bear Stearns and JPMorgan early 2008 all over again. Almost to the day.

https://www.nytimes.com/2008/03/24/business/24deal-web.html
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>>54203483
>Good banks
Post nose
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>>54204439
>stable
>instable
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QE on the CS for the Nintendo DS ain't no BS, capiche?
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>>54203067
Frankly, UBS is overbuying.
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Where's the tard who bought 50k shares at ~1.90 each? Wish I'd have saved his screenshot and I bet the nigger didn't sell when he was still up.
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1 yard?
I wouldn't buy that for a skittles bar
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>>54203478
>being happy
Honestly worth it
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>>54204478
*Unstable.
Let's see that nose of your Anon.
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>>54206315
I had a medically indicated surgery.



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