Mom and Dad Edition
>Risk management:https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com/https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Live Bloomberg stream:https://www.livenewsnow.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html>Brokers:https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq>Stock market dictonary:https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ>Pre-Market Data and Live data:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.com/https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://www.tradingview.com/screenerhttps://etfdb.com/https://finance.yahoo.com/>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started>Misc:https://market24hclock.com/https://tradingeconomics.comhttp://editions-hache.com/essais/pdf/kaczynski2.pdf>>53435088
>>53436808YOU FUCKED UP THE LINKS, YOU STUPID ASS GORILLANIGGER
say "thank you" to this man
>>53436860Thanks, you retarded memelord.
>>53436808bear market confirmed
>>53436860cybertruck aint never coming out
>>53436878when it's cold buy KOLD. when it's hot buy BOIL.Not hard.
ITT: OFFICIAL REDDIT STOCK LINGO POWER LIST V 1.1>crab>crabbing>fomo>stonks>don't invest more than you can lose>DYOR>printer go brrrr>peaks and valleys>bart simpsoning>technical analysis>FUCK YO PUTS>JPOW>Hedgie
when will japan open the floodgates to virile western men to come dump loads in their women to correct the birth rate?
Dont trust this market I think. yield curve is weirding me out, dxy has been bottoming with rising rsi around 101.6. I fear this might be a bull trap
>>53436920All their women have the mRNAIt’s over
>>53436916>newfag thinks JPOW and crab are from Reddit
>>53436860Thank you Mr. Musk for saving the market
>>53436854Look above you
>>53436947>newfag calling someone who has been here since 2020 a newfagwow
What if you knew a company would double but the company was “probably” evil?Would you invest?
Thank you CVX, very cool
>>53436967I don't invest in companies, I invest in tickers
>>53436956If you’ve only been here since 2020 and you’re saying crab came from Reddit than you can go back
>>53436967I only invest if I know that the company is evil for sure.
>>53436972Or should I say thank u uncle warren. Now do OXY
>>53436916>crab>crabbing>fomoWrong>stonks>don't invest more than you can lose>DYOR>printer go brrrr>peaks and valleysCorrect>bart simpsoningWrong>technical analysis>FUCK YO PUTSCorrect>JPOWWrong>HedgieCorrect
>>53436967Where do you think all these companies that people already invest in get their cheap labor?
Ok but what if the company was Israeli and knew about 9/11?And probably does human trafficking?
>>53436967I directly profited off of the uyghur genocide when my video security company got bought out
>evergrande>superbubble>ukraine>its taiwan next trust me bro>europe freezing to death>diesel shortages>fertilizer shortage>food shortages bro>the fed isnt unwinding its balance sheet>quantitative tightening will destroy the market just you wait>credit suisse lehman moment>Bank of england pension margin calls>munnkeyp*x>railway strike is coming>we're already in a recession btw>actually the recession is soon and inevitable >inflation is not coming down>inflation never comes down when rates arent above it >consumer credit card debt is exploding >trillions of derivatives on banks balance sheet >ftx contagion >eggs bro>dollar strength>yuan for oil>gold for oil>tech layoffs are just the beginning >earnings are too high mumu>there's no liquidity>just wait till 2023 that's when we plunge>housing will collapse any day now>the market will tooAll that for -15% down
>>53436916Don’t forget “X hands”
>>53437031Adding to 1.2Thanks
>>53436938We have Intel tomorrow, then AMD Tuesday, then Powell comes out on Thursday and further shits the bed. The market right now is like gas prices. When something bad happens it tanks fast and wants to stay there.
>>53436916lmao it worked, hope you didn't lose too much
now say "thank you for saving free speech"
>>53436945The jews wonTime to convert to judaism
>>53436920Probably never, demographic collapse will happen pretty much everywhere except like India (for a while, their birthrates are plummeting too) and Sub Saharan Africa (theirs are falling but still very high)
>>53436916You’re the type of tourist that’s going to put WHOA BLACK BETTY on this list when wallstreetbets picks it up
>>53436916PLEASE someone photoshop this to be a bear in the toilet and a bull hoof on the rim. I will give you an e-blowjob
>>53437090He probably thinks the GME squeeze started on wsb when it actually started from a Seeking Alpha Article then came to biz then went to Reddit.
>>53436972Oil barons never loose
>>53437097The absolute state of bull posters
What happened in the Pacific today? I'm fucking rich!
Would love to spunk on those amazing tittyes then sleep & wake up. Start suckling the nipples again and titfuck with facial
>>53437122Photoshop it the other way around then. Either way it’ll be hilarious and a permanent fixture of /smg/
I just sold and went short.
>>53437113>it actually started from a Seeking Alpha Article then came to biz then went to Reddit.Didn't even know that
Why are all of my Asian investments suddenly awesome?
>>53437162You should have been here when GME went to $10 pre split.I’ve got images I’ll post when I get home.
>>53436920Cum in anime girls (this is financial advice)
Are we really back ? 4500?
>>53437141Says the faggot creating a curated Reddit explainer
>>53437039was probably too early closing shorts when it broke my trendline and dxy is going on a 104 retest and fuck me in the ass.
>>53437059I am JewishStill no qt jap gf for me
>my retirement fund is back to +/- $0 on VFFVX
>>53437219>>53437238Dude DUDE! I'm sorry! This isn't Reddit! Thiis is 4channel! Nobody can give you gold here for your epic takedown of a chud!Ughhh, I'm sorry!
>>53436808>https://www.cnbc.com/2023/01/25/chevron-announces-75-billion-stock-buyback-dividend-boost.htmllmao, 20% of their market cap.Oil bros what are we eating tonight?
>>53437282Can't you go act retarded in another thread? Your reddit obsession is of no interest to us.
>>53436920>>53437082Kinda crazy how technology affected the modern age, just think we're all born exactly around the time of the rise of the internet. The dopamine at our fingertips put an end to mankind's 300,000 year population expansion. Born too late to explore the world, born too early to explore the stars, born just in time to shitpost.
>>53437312Double negative.Can't = Can Not does not agree with the word retarded. Think about it logically. You're essentially telling me CAN you go act NOT retarded in another thread, which I can.You ESL's are always so funny.
>>53437292Steak, and maybe some breast and thigh later on
An anon posted some deep technical analysis (pic related) last week for the SP 500. It seems to be accurate so far. Double lightning bolt pattern is holding.
>>53437292Steak, same as every other day oil Chad anon
>>53437349I used to do analysis like that in 2021. I'm glad that someone else is also providing quality to anons now. Although I used to draw dicks and cumshots to mark important things as well. I hope he improves his work.
>>53437324And I'll be forever grateful
BBBY board of directors just cashed out all equity, entirely illegal and a felony unless they are doing a merger. hate all you want on meme stocks but the stock is going to get bought out higher than $5, easy gains from where it is now
>>53437437I thought they were going bankrupt
this market is fake and gay. AMZN was at -7.25 earlier today, now its back in green. I wish powell would nuke the markets with a 10,000bps hike rate already, fuck.
i hate you fucking mumutards so fucking much
>>53437487Poor babby wants to be spoonfed his gains instead of working for it. :(((Try harder fagit.
>>53437474they're getting bought out, offered price per share will be higher than current price, pure profit for anyone who buys under $5
WHY THE FUCK DID TSLA GO SIDEWAYS ON LITERALLY NO NEWS????????????????
lmfao I still can't believe today's action.
>>53437508more like I want investors not to keep raping the markets into a depression or hyperinflation with fake money.
>>53437039>Powell comes out on ThursdayPowell comes out on Wednesday. The 2 day FOMC meeting is Jan 31st-Feb 1st.
>>53437022If you want shipping exposure just buy BOAT. Then only a fraction of your money is going toward Judaic individuals.
>>53437560>they're getting bought out, offered price per share will be higher than current price, pure profit for anyone who buys under $5Anyone else getting tired of this new trend of normalizing moronic financial conspiracy theories?Makes me question whether free speech is actually a good thing.
>>53437560I appreciate the advice but I never make money if I touch meme stocks (long or short positions), never gotten heemed but I'm not gonna take my chances anymore desu
>>53437026Well, more like 25% down in real terms.
>>53436860TYB autismo billionaire
>>53437581I hate jews
Today really crabbed, huh...
does Technical Analysis work? and if so, what specifically works/doesn't work?
>>53437125Noice. That page should tell you what the holdings are. You can usually pick up a pattern by looking at a few of the top performers.
I'm going to hit 6 figures this year niggers
>xomoil bros does this mean we in for a second inflation peak?
>>53436860My puts are dead because he hoodwinked his investors into thinking the price cuts were a good idea.
>>53437581what is this pattern called?
>>53437743Excelsior, you fuckin faggot.
Threadly reminder that dividends are irrelevant. If you want a bit of cash from your stocks, you can sell some.
>>53437772The "we like to have a little fun around here".
>>53437749Aggressively refusing capex is one of the most satisfying parts of being an OIL baron.No, globalists, we won't be drilling to give your subjects cheap gas.
>>53437749Yes, time to feel the effects of the SPR not dumping the equivalent of an OPEC country plus CHYNA.
>>53437712sure it works, except this one time when the president of elliot wave international said the dow was going to 1000.
>>53437644Ahh ok, so we get raped by AMD Tuesday, and then Powell walks out Wednesday to make sure no one gets any ideas about going long.
Does anybody have any graphite miners they own?
>>53437772every day all day
For me? It's the banana stock.
>>53437437>>53437474>>53437667Read the SEC forms, all of these were RSAs. Chances are they were all distributed on the same day, and matured on the same day. And since the company is going fucking bankrupt they all dumped them ASAP. Not illegal, they didn't get a piece of insider news and all rush to sell at the same time. They probably did that WAY earlier and at different times/smaller amounts as to not trigger any alarms.There's no merger, their bonds are trading at 94% below par. There would be a bid for their debt if there was.
I hold bitfarms and soxl longs. I need to buy something else for $15k. What do I buy?
>>53437560Lol why would anyone buy them out when they could just wait till they filed chapter 7 and then buy the company even cheaper? Due to not having to fork out a dime to shareholders for one thing by waiting for the filing.
Why is it so easy to be a bull? Being a bear is much harder i think , you must time your entry , fight algos ....
>>53437849Today was the bull exit. You can still make it in after hours if you want.
damn, i've made over 10k on TSLA today. new single day personal best for this newbie. best part was divesting at 145 before the earnings to take profit and reduce risk and somehow getting back in at 144 once they were out, and positive.now, to take the profits or not...
>finally get cash to invest>spend a month learning 24/7 investing for noobs>check past performance>pull up compound interest calculator and work out how soon I will be a millionaire >it's sooner than expected>strong rally starts breaking out>start fomoing>America goes full permacrab at that exact point
LOOK AT TESLA COMPUTER
>>53437712The basic moving averages (10, 20, 50, 100, 200) can create areas of support/resistance on major stocks and indices. Volume profile can work too. Especially if you track the highest volume point of each trading day of a number of weeks. When a lot of volume is routinely being seen at a specific price, it can indicate support/resistance area. TTM Squeeze is good for finding increasing or flat volatility. Keltner channels and bollinger bands are widely used. All that said, you can't predict the future. Support and resistance are less important than supply and demand.
>>53437894Pulling a reverse MSFT with the earnings call?
>>53437667https://www.reddit.com/r/BBBY/comments/10kubga/yesterdays_extraordinay_rsa_filings_now_strongly/https://www.reddit.com/r/BBBY/comments/10l9la7/why_we_might_expect_an_8k_detailing_bbby_ma_by/inb4>linking to redditbecause you know you don't have an argument
>>53437580uh it's pumping now
>>53437937>>53437667>>53437560>>53437474>>53437437glhf reddit problem is you don't take profit
Elon is the master of saying so much stuff yet nothing at the same time
>>53437966>The negative sentiment towards the stock over on [REDACTED]lmao
>>53437057thank you for saving free speech
>>53437967Boys... I think we've got our next Fed chair after Powell.
>>53437437>BBBYNo one cares. NEGG is the official and only bagholding stock of /smg/.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONOT MY HECKIN PUTTERINOOOOOOSSS
From the anon who brought you hits such as SKYT and SIGA comes the latest recommendation:ZIMShipping rates have stabilized, the stock has clearly bottomed and is starting to rebound, dividend yield will likely be 40% (yeah that's right) and p/e of .5Fastest growing company in the shipping industry, even more new high tech ships in production and ready to sail by 2025.>SKYT still going to $100 though
Natural brap bros, retesting 2020 lows soon
>>53438119We've already been bagholding ZIM for ages newfag.
>>53438111Checked and Keked
>>53438119SIGA was a pump and dump.
>>53436920>every japanese woman is a gross gigawhore that evolves into a seething hag when she's unmarried over 25 because japanese men don't even want to fuck with that>still put out these retarded doujins where a woman is fucking all "uwu I wore the sexy lingerie i'm so embarassed"
>>53436967>the company was "probably" evilLike they fuel their furnaces with cute fluffy puppies?
>>53437925I got bent over with MSFT earnings, and I guess now I'm getting bent over again with TSLA earnings. I just can't win.
>>53438162The exit window was pretty obvious and generous, if you didn't make money you were pretty stupid
>>53437815>>53437644>market crabs downwards .5% over the next few days to the 31st>january typically is a 'green' month>then powell comes out on feb 1st, throws his balls on the table and hikes .25% and the market shits the bed, with anons predictably screaming that there was 'no news to anticipate this'>february is typically a 'red' monthIt's like clockwork, it rhymes.
>>53438188>if you didn't make money you were pretty stupid
>>53438170You're fucking stupid, they do that because they know what men like. They know how to act feminine and submissive. But that's besides the point. Outsiders should never come near the japanese. Nipponjin should only breed with other Nipponjin and keep their race and bloodline (relatively) pure. We don't need another mystery meat country like the US.
>>53438170>still put out these retarded doujins where a woman is fucking all "uwu I wore the sexy lingerie i'm so embarassed"They aren't as zogged as westerners, so they still prefer beauty over realism in their entertainment.
boomers slurping the TSLAinos
>>53438119isn't container shipping fucked because everyone has those mega ships as big as a small country?
>>53438162If you didn't make money on SIGA when cases were going down and me and dozens of other anons started spamming this general to warn you then fuck you.>>53438188correct.You had weeks to exit when cases were CLEARLY going down.
>>53436967>but the company was “probably” evil?Depends on what you consider evil desu. Myself, I hate globohomo companies so I never buy them or their products and laugh at their baggies when they piss and shit everywhere. Today with MSFT for instance was a good time. Hopefully that faggot ticker will finally release all the piss and shit it has inside it all over their baggies.
>>53436967All companies have bodies buried somewhere
NQ is going to blow past 12K today, I can feel it in my balls
>>53438217What?ZIM owns mega ships.
>>53438260>this post is brought to you by Dole, have a banana
>>53438213Cheating is more common and considered normal in Japan. You're q fucking retard to believe they're any different from western women
>>53437787Reminder: If you sell your stocks, you don't have them anymore. If you cash out dividends, yes the stock price goes down, but in a healthy company it goes back up before the end of the next quarter and you get to keep the stock and the money. A properly valued company will increase its value based on quarterly profits and pay dividends out of those profits.
>>53438274I remember some report a couple of years back talking about how those mega ships have driven profit margins down or something like that.
I want to fuck women (female)
>>53438188That's beside the point. Latching onto a past pump and dump success to shill a new idea is nonsense. There are different types of plays. Don't use a fundamental value story to try and lure the same crowd.If you want to bait all the same retards that chased SIGA at $20+, start off by mentioning ZIM has 20% short interest. They eat that shit up.Realistically though, no ones gonna give a shit about ZIM because >>53438135. Anyone that's been here more than six months knows that ZIM already did the run from $15 to $75 and paid out like 30 bucks in divvies. The container ship market is in the toilet now. Shilling works better when you pick a ticker no one has heard of.SKYT bounce is just tax loss selling reversal, by the way. It's not unique. BBBY is doing better on the 1 month timeframe, and they're effectively bankrupt.
>>53438304Well I don't know what to tell you except that ZIM makes money off its ships and is a profitable company.Its oversold and the chart is clearly stabilizing. If it crabs you will make like 30% off a dividend so its up to you, I'm not forcing anybody to buy it and you can't pump and dump a 2.6bil dollar company.
>>53438207>We don't need another mystery meat country like the US.You realize that the internet and globalization made that impossible. In order to stop globalhomo you have to shut down the internet. And I don't want to lose my online frens :^)
>>53438291Reading comprehension, I was talking about the doujins. Every 3DPD femoid is scum, but Japan's la creatividados don't feel the need make their characters in anime, games, porn, etc. realistic.
>>53438191literally nothing is going to happen this time.
>>53438317>bait retards that cased SIGA at $20Everyone knows that shit was shilled here between $10 and $14 for god knows how long. Fuck you.>SKYT is tax loss selling reversalJfc sometimes I forget you guys are too schizo for your own good.
What happens when SPY breaks out of this familiar downward channel and investors/computers all say all at once, "We're mumu."And the stock market rips to near term highs and violently shits back down to the bottom we've always wanted?
Uhhhhh.... female broker bros.....What did we get ourselves into?
>>53438350we won't go down, only crab or go up.
Check out the PE ratio on PODD
>>53437901TA doesn't predict the future. It tells you the past and the present and based on those things tells you what direction price is most likely to go in "in general". like price is generally going up or generally going down, you're making higher highs and higher lows, etc.it's ultimately just about giving yourself as much of a probablistic edge as you can manage and then performing a large series of trades in the same exact way with the same risk management.ultimately it's not about one trade it's about one thousand trades. most normies never figure that out and get emotional about losses, especially losing streaks. revenge trading is a killer.
>>53438296Well yes, of course, that's precisely what that kike does not want you realizing. JIDF is really upset at the idea that goys could own productive assets that produce passive income, and eventually be able to not just live on it, but continue accumulating shares.
>>53436938This morning was the Fucking bear trap. Are you kidding? Did we just watch the same trading day?
>>53437806MA's are technical analysis. elliots waves are just bullshit.
>hedge funds are built on private equity>private equity is based on groups with access to capital buying out companies and collapsing them from investor management fees and golden parachutesDo you actually need to become a CEO of some small company and betray your own company and employees to enter "the club"? How do people master the art of betray?
>>53438196Some people are born to trade, others are born to Boglehead. Just how it is, anon.
I’m going to buy OTM BABA leaps for 2025 and not check back till then. Gonna be so rich bros.
>>53438403Unless this is a bull trap
>>53437090And then in another 2 years when reddit has ruined it he'll claim that 4chan never invented whoa black betty because it's everywhere and 4channers always claim memes came from 4chan.
>>53438323>ZIM makes money off its shipsZIM doesn't own ships. They lease, from companies like DAC.They're currently operating at a financial profit, but have tied themselves up in massive long-term lease obligations that are about to become loss-making. While ZIM got the frontloaded gains, the money will now be flowing back to those companies that actually own the ships ZIM is leasing. They've all locked in massive profits that'll slowly roll in over the next 3-5 years. DAC, GSL, NMM, CMRE for example.
>>53438207I foresee a future where whites are being not just oppressed but genocided by the kike-nigger-faggot alliance in their own countries and Japan, with its declining population, opens its borders exclusively for white refugees and becomes the greatest nation in history.
>>53438334He's just another "chudjak.jpg: no one should go to japan (except for chud specifically of course)".
>>53438347You mean like how september wasn't a big dump or the end of the year wasn't a giant pump? I love how niggers in this thread think they're big old stock traderinos but discount historical trends constantly, then they play out closely as before, then say it was pure luck.
Everyone give Jerome your energy and throw a 10,000bps spirit bomb as the market!
>>53438380>1,223.91Good Christ. Is that because they're getting their shit pushed in by DXCM and NVO?
>>53438483350 was generational low. stay mad. or get on board. cya.
>>53438484The Fed should make rates average out to their target but with yuuuge volatility sprinkled in at random. So money is 0% every day of the quarter, except one, where it spikes to 10,000 bps with no warning.
>>53438434are both possible?
Guys, I like Rumble. They have a shot of becoming profitable in the next two years, which may be short-lived, but uh, yeah.
>>53438511Well they say you can't ride two horses at once. If you've got an active account and a passive account, you'll end up lamenting the underperformance of one of them.
>>53437882>he thought a month would make him an expert
>>534383232.6b is nothing, and you certainly can pump it if low volume
>>53438554They should've stayed private, if I was them I'd be trying to appeal to more people instead of just being a haven for right wingers. Maybe make it privacy focused and give contracts to E Celebs to upload exclusive videos on there.It's hard because YouTube isn't even profitable, it onlt exists because only Google can afford to have that kind of website.
Rumor is I'm looking to get an 8% pay raise this July just like I got last year. For once I won't be jacking my 401k contributions cause uh frankly I'll have a surplus of green already when the time comes so it seems kinda like a waste to pump more into it. But just letting the green sit in my checking account seems like a waste to. Sigh. Think god for my brokerage account. Excess green dumping ground.
>>53438554Their biggest streamer is a zoomer whose chat spams how much it loves hitler. Why would you ever invest in that?
>>53438360Almost got confused on which general I was in for a moment there
>>53438625Idk anon that sounds pretty based
>>53436808I genuinely need advice on whether or not I should buy a rubmaps account. I want to fuck my favorite whores. Considering that it would only be for one month I feel as if wasting some money on it would be worth it. The only bearish case I can think of is if the FEDs shut it down. Even then I would risk it to fuck that petite 4'10 latina again
>>53438613Congrats on the WBD moon today.
>>53438585Not every time someone posts a stock on smg are they trying to pump a 2.6bil dollar company anon.This is SMG. We do talk about STOCKS here.
>>53438644You really have to pay to make an account?
>>53438658Thanks. If I'm right the gains are just getting started.
>>53438694so youre shilling stocks over bonds at historical highs? gtfo pajeet shill
>>53438715>this nigga shilling bonds over money market fundsL.M.A.O.
>>53438715>if you're talking about stocks on smg instead of bonds....YOU ARE A PAJEEEETIs this really the best you have Bobo?Is this your power?Pathetic.
>>53438695You have to pay to see the comments. And my favorite parlor closed down so I want to get the info of the girls so I can fuck them again. Best parlor that I've been to where all the women were in their 20s and good looking.
>>53438558my plan is gamble 3k to deduct throughout the year, the rest goes to my long term/roth ira accounts
>>53438722>Shilling mmf over CDsI sure hope you guys don't do this
How are we feeling about Cronos Australia Ltd (CAU) my ASX chads?
>>53438715Sir this is smgWe talk about stocks here
can BABA please just dump tomorrow for no reason?
GDP report predictions? I say -0.2%
watched market at open and did my daily shit and see now we almost closed green.Getting real tired of this shit. October was really the low right..? And now im standing her with 0 invests. Getting fomo
>>53438764Dude. Aussie weed. Lmao.
at what price would you buy UNG - US Natural Gas ETF?
>>53438791either way we only going up
>>53438791Are you just picking a number out of a hat?
>>53438800I don't care what they sell as long as they sell it. Fully franked dividends too.
>>53436808Why do I wanna fuck brainard, FUCK
It's beautiful watching plebbit seethe at the fact that TSLA did good so far on earnings and all the faggots holding puts got burnedgay ass trannies investing with their feelings losing all their money cause they don't like "MUH RIGHT WING QANON RUSSIA COLLUSION ELOOOOON"KEK
>>53438764Wait a fucken second.A weed company that actually is profitable? The fuck?
what the FUCK just happened to DXY?
>>53438836All it took was a week of news saying "Elon bad" for them to go from Elon worshippers to fanatic and life long haters.What do other billionaires do? Have private sex islands? At least the dude is doing something cool with his money.It blows my mind how many people are NPCs.
>>53438836plebbit is not bearish on TSLA. TSLA is plebbit central. their maymay loving overlord is the king of calls and taking them all to the moon!I wouldn't buy TSLA at $150.
>>53438880Normies hate Elon now.
Who has the pic with the SOXL chart going to like 300+? I want to know the actual likelihood of that happening
>>53436878BOIL brahs, whens the cliff/bridge meetup?
>>53437026it really amaze me the thought process of some people. I watch these videos of some youtuber "expert" talking for an hour about how the market is going to crash in 2weeks or how Russia will collapse in 2 weeks.. Nothing fucking ever happens.
>>53438887not the ones I see, but maybe it's because TSLA bulls on twitter are just hilariously stupid.
>>53438755Never tried them but heard good things aboit escrot website, contact info is free. But if you want to fuck a specific girl again I say why not.
>>53438880yeah bro, i don't know if you've been sleeping under a bridge but plebbit is Elon hating central right now, WSB is full of Elon hate, to the point they don't care about anything but "Elon Bad, buy puts"
>>53438907for some reason people don't lose credibility for calling crashes/calamities and being wrong. There are for example permabears who have been bearish since like 1998, since which time the S&P has increased 4x, and they are still taken seriously for some reason.The solution is simple: KILL ALL BEARS
redpill me on dropping 2k on CDs
>>53438874these people are fucking derangedstarting to wonder if they even have a soul
>>53438941>>53438907Once you click on a single bearish video, your algo will spam you with nothing but schizos for the rest of time.If you're scared of some global collapse, buy a ton of spam, some ammo, some pms, and then fuck off and invest in assets that actually make you some fucken money.
>>53436808I want to fuck Lael Brainard. I’ve never seen a 61 year old woman that looks that good.
>>53438953waste of money unless you 100% need it at the end of the period eg: downpayment on house/rent
>>53438967I don’t need the money, I’m just bored of shares+options and want to diversify a bit.
>bulls are exuberantat least i tried...
>>53436860we are even for the facelift
>>53438939I don't see this. I just see more nonsense about how TSLA bears are "fucked again".It will never amaze me how people still talk about TSLA shorts when the company is hardly shorted anymore.
>>53438866Looks like the Euros and Limeys are up to something.
>>53438953Guaranteed return, usually federally insured. Rates are pretty meh and some have penalties if you withdraw early. Super defensive play.
>>53436808Just wanted to let everyone know that Pink Floyd is better than the Beatles
>>53438997then buy bonds lol
>>53439059URNM breaking out. Not too shabby.>Captcha: SKAAACelebrate by listening to some ska bands. This is financial advice.
>>53439075I prefer Jamiroquai
>>53439052That’s what I thought. Drop 1k to make 30-40$ guaranteed, but only after an extended time period. Free money, but very low and slow?
>>53439075I think the Beatles SUCKFuck those guys
Newbie here. How bad of an idea is setting and forgetting some money in a S&P500 index fund?
>>53439143I bought UPRO for my 1 year old, she's 100% UPRO as of now
>>53439143that is the standard newbie advice, yes. It is the standard advice for a reason.
>>53439143It's betting on America. Do you want to bet on America?
>>53439117Yeah, the general idea is you have a purchase you plan on making in x months (or just want the capital then and not now) and you don't want to risk your purchasing power in equities. Some people do this to make it fancy and take advantage of fluctuating bank rates.https://www.investopedia.com/terms/c/cd-ladder.asp
Pre-approved for a business line of credit, $15k. What do I buy?
>>53439143No you need to buy puts and then calls and then puts and then double down then short the dollar with 60x leverage
>>53438941Zero hedge has called a billion crashes and still has a cult following. Being right or wrong doesn't matter so much as having a politicized fanbase
$SKYTAfter hours 10.10 −0.40 (-3.81%)DID WE GET TOO COCKY? SKYT GOING TO $5 THE BULL RUN IS OVER SELL SELL SELL SELL
>>53439143>buying the top 500 companies in the USAdo people really?
>>53439143Pick VOO for that, is you want to earn more and be more active look into the options liquidity of SPY. Selling covered calls and other spreads, could earn you a lot more than just VOO or SPY alone.
>>53439208I'll bet that was some dumbass from smg selling his shares afterhours without putting in a proper limit order.There is no one else that could be so stupid.
>>53439143that's literally all you should do until you have 2 years of experience minimum.
>>53439223im sure you out performed s&p 500 a lot with that. let's see paul allens portfolio.
Shorties getting ready to HEEM the Nasdaq
>>53439106Based and hatpilledgonna download some albums, been years since I listened to them
Can I get some love for my OC >>53439215
>>53439215Lmao you actually went and made this.
>>53439143Regardless of what kind of active trading you are doing, you should be maxing out a 401k, IRA, and HSA if you have one. No reason to pass on tax benefits. I hold a mix of SPY, VTI, VXUS, and VTIP based on what is available for me to invest in. I actively trade short term options like a degenerate after making sure I max those three accounts.
>>53439275>21 posts by this iD
>>53439243Selling options is easy money especially compared to buying
>>53439263>>53439215dude its awesome, ur a talent.
>>53437292>$5 dividendpretty good but the stock price is almost $200. doubt most of this board can afford a meaningful amount of those
>>53438611This is true but I see them only fulfilling a niche as YouTube continues its strangehold and elections continue to be divisive and scary. Like I said, it could only be short-lived. If I'm going to be bullish, it needs to also fit my pessimistic theory which is that it's temporary but I see it. I see them becoming temporarily profitable much in the way CRSP was profitable and spikes in price for one quarter simply because they received a huge grant >>53438625two weeks. I just think... two weeks.
Hunter Biden bought this.
>>53439305long term it underperforms just holding
>>53439333>blessed tripsWhere can I see his buy?
>>53439293I’m putting off work
>>53439333how much is that in real money
>>53438801After the reverse split
This next sell off is going to be prolific, signalling the bottom has finally been reached when SPX briefly taps 3200.
>>53438836Is this opposite day? Only fags buy Teslas.
>>53439335Fair enough but I wrote it mainly to differentiate VOO and SPY
>>53439152>tfw outperformed by a 1 year old
>>53439152>not buying her SCHD
>>53439476Me messing up a greentext is so embarrassing I'm leaving this thread
>>53439396the goat has holes in his legs? what the fuck?
>>53439496Don't worry about the greentext. It's embarrassing enough that you think dividends are relevant.
I'm a simple man, I read a sentence of hype from an anon, I buy the stock.
>>53439514Dividends may be irrelevant but my digits aren't. Check'em
my son jack has been green for 7 days in a row>share price 42.24>eps is almost 2x of share price lmao>pe of 0.5, only needs to 8x to hit same pe (approx 4) as its peers>book value per share is $107>buying back shares aggressively, but also giving 5%+ divvy with 3% payout ratiothe only thing that sucks is that it's a slow gain upwards since float is already restricted with institutional ownership at 90%+i bet it's been green for 7 days in a row purely because of ONE big fund or even whale trying to buy in
In his defense, SCHD hasn't done that bad relative to SPY over the past 5 or 10 years. It's even outperformed over the past year or so.Extra alpha from people falling for the divvy meme? I leave that for you to decide.
>>53439540get in the shitting chamber >>53439215
>google a company>go to their website>go to the news section>see an article about how they didn't meet regulatory requirements and may have to pay back a bunch of taxesDD is so easy
>>53439596Anyone information you have in the present is priced in
>>53439596You can also find mega companies that get SEC allegations, slurp the selloff, then sell later on.
>>53439465She only has 200 shares yet
>spy down all day>finishes slightly upi hate the stock market
>>53439381+742% of it, minus conversion tip
>>53439725Based Yellowstone man.
>>53439725>>53439747all hat and no cattle
>gas prices above $3/gal in Texas again
>>53439766You ever been to Yellowstone National Park? It's pretty nice.
>>53439768They tried to supress us. We will never be surpressed.
ZUCKMAKESUS BUCKSDONT EVER FORGET IT
>>53439779Small caps finna buss
>>53439777I'm making a joke. I'm an Okie and there is a saying about people who pretend to be cowboys "all hat and no cattle" ... meaning they wear the hat but don't actually have any cattle/run a ranch.
>>53439798I know. I'm from Arizona and that saying is there as well.
>>53438817I have insider sources
>>53439418I agree, biggest reason I'm not sold on Elon even if he makes people I don't like rage with anger