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>>51593785
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HERE IT COMES
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Latvia to reintroduce conscription for men aged 18-27
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>>51595030
> proof of work
> because something took effort to create it's valuable
That's most communist shit ever. Extracted gold has valuable properties. Bitcoin after being created is no different from a random number you can type on piece of paper.
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>HODL PUTS
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>>51595053
First for a lil bit of chicken fry and bud lights,
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SOXL chad, slurparino time??
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Oh shit. OH FUCK. Here we go again!
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is this the point of the day we retest the days lows at spy 365? too early, they wont rugpull until the last hour, need to bait more retail into long SOXL first
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Why did the feds raise rates?! Did they not understand our resident jew said inflation is mostly because of the supply chain and not the central bank's fault?!
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>be me, shoe shiner, 1929
>daily customer comes over
>some bigtime stock investor
>I know him well, we chat a lot, apparently he's worth millions
>I've got some savings, I wonder if he can help me make money for my family in the market
>ask
>"What do you think about US Steel? My cousin works there and said its a pretty great company."
>The man suddenly stands up mid shine and looks at me like he's just seen a ghots
>"W-what d-did you just say?" he stutters
>"US Steel, should I inv-"
>"NO YOU SHINE SHOES" he screams in my face
>"What? I mean I do but-"
>"YOU CAN'T MAKE MONEY IN THE MARKET"
>The man then sprints away, and I mean he hauls absolute ass
>he shouts at the other people to "get away from the shoe shiner" and "to sell everything before that idiot crashes the market"
>I've been shining this guy's shoes for 5 years, what an asshole. Oh well, I guess I should just not invest
>few weeks later the stock market crashes. People are suicidal and have lost everything
>I still have a nice pile of money that I never invested
>Everything is super cheap
>go buy US Steel
>twenty years later my investment is worth a fortune
>to this day have no idea what that guy was talking about
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>Fed Listens: Transitioning to the Post-pandemic Economy

So they are finally throwing in the towel now lmao
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THIS IS IT

IM TELLING YOU THIS IS IT

SELL IT ALL, TODAY

WE'RE SELLING TO WILLING BUYERS AT THE CURRENT FAIR MARKET PRICE SO THAT *WE* MAY SURVIVE
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>>51595089
Get to work zoomers, someone must fight for my right to mow the lawn at 6AM
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>>51595106
I did some slurping today
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>>51595089
isn't latvia nato cuntry
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>>51595089
That's good. You get to stand up to Putin so Ukraine is free to continue shelling people in the Donbas.
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hello sirs
are we going to the moon nao
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>>51595121
Biden said the pandemic was over and the the WH staff panicked and said "noooo!!! Just kidding haha". They will still keep that in their back pocket as an excuse for the economy drowning.
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I wonder if Trump invoked some kind of Monkey's Paw Curse kind of deal by calling 30,000 a "sacred number." Now the Dow is forever cursed to stay around 30,000.
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>>51595093
>Extracted gold has valuable properties.
Very little of it gets used for industrial shit. "Shiny, permanent thing" is the core value for gold. Just ask India.

>Bitcoin after being created is no different from a random number you can type on piece of paper.
It's preservable and transferable with a predefined inflation rate. Do *you* know how much gold will be mined over the next 50 years? Or how many dollars will be printed?

Exactly.
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>Be me, shoeshiner
>Ask rich customer if I should invest my $100 I saved up
>He laughs in my face and stiffs the tip
>I change career paths to foot masseuse
>I get to rub, sniff, and sometimes lick the rich guy's wife's feet after he just killed himself by forgetting about the laws of gravity
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Hello anons, just wanted to let you know I’m heading to Europe tonight, I won’t be back for a couple of weeks. Naturally next week or the week after is when the market will crash because I’ll be distracted and won’t be able to make any moves. Enjoy yourselves, remember Burry says the bottom is 2800-3000 for the S&P
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>>51595053
Now this is what I call a piece of literature. I read mr Smoleny's book last year and it changed my life. I've been making a modest 10% daily by scalping the S&P ever since I picked it up. I recommend this masterpiece to every TA shaman out there.
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>>51595170
no the moon mission got cancelled because of another leaky fuel tank or some shit.
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POWELL SET TO SPEAK IN 25 MINUTES
GET READY FOR THE POWELL PUMP
> https://www.federalreserve.gov/conferences/fed-listens-transitioning-to-the-post-pandemic-economy.htm
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>p-past perf-f-formance does not indicate f-f-future r-r-results
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Was Powell speaking today planned or is this an emergency meeting?
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I'm already down 6% on my UVXY puts, and I only have 56 days for them to beat my cost basis of 1.69 ;_;
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How do you think the market will react if the next fed chairman is a black guy? Is it racist?
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arrgh i just put another 10k into the market this monday and just realized another 10k loss today i think im fucking done
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>>51595195
>shills book about TA make believe lines
Kek
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Hey anon do you wanna hear a joke? Germany fell out of the top 10 biggest markets. They are losing to Taiwan and Poos
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>>51595207
>transitioning economy
he's literally going to cut the balls off the bull
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>>51595150
All of Europe is massively increasing military spending and they all want HIMARS, in fact the whole damn world wants HIMARS. Basically if you are not buying LMT you're an idiot.
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>>51595210
Isn't he just introducing the womyn speakers for 5 minutes?
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>>51595209
So based on this chart I should hold my shirt positions until next June?
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Oof that is 110% world War 3 talk right here. Undeniable and unfiltered. Only thing of interest that caught my eye today was this post. Zoomers should be very very worried
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>>51595221
argh indeed fren
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>>51595221
you've beclowned yourself
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>>51595209
i am in trouble
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>>51595181
> Bitcoin will preserve value during inflation because I say so
Not how it works. Nobody is going to fight over the right to buy your ones and zeroes when actual crysis hits.

As for gold, I do agree that parts of its value comes from speculation, but at least it has some use. Bitcoins has none.
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slowly healing
my sqqq is going down
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>>51595218
it's going to be brainard
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>>51595254
Ok yeah I'm going to hang onto my YANG calls.
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>>51595207
Good, we could use another injection of second-by-second volatility.
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>>51595254
LOOKS LIKE NAVAL WARFARE IA BACK BABY.
>tfw 4k live stream naval warefare
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Damn I should have bought SQQQ. I keep talking myself out of it and convinced myself there's gonna be another pump to buy on. GG bobo I kneel
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>>51595254
bearish for humanity
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>>51595248
Is that seriously fucking it? Where do they say that?
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>>51595227
> Taiwan
Bullish for HIMX I assume
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>>51595195
>>51595225
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>>51595300
the best part is a China Taiwanese war would just be us parking our navy behind the island and launching airstrikes
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>>51595225
You really should not call yourself an investor if you have not mastered the cups, handles, shoulders and pork loins.
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>>51595304
Bullish for stocks
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>>51595227
What do you expect? They listened to a teenage girl when deciding policy. Nongqawuse 2.0.
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>>51595247
>buying anything
there's so much bobo shit we can be doing, fuck the himars
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>>51595285
kek she's retarded
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>>51595227
>country run by leftists and leftist ideals
>import third world
>shut down industry
>laugh in the face of common sense
>become third world
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KINGS OF CASH CANT STOP WINNING
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When do we reach true Weimar?
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>>51595337
I wanna see the krauts freeze to death
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>>51595285
And here comes the DIGITAL CHAIN CURRENCY. YOU WILL EAT BUGZ YOU WILL HAVE GAY SEX YOU WILL GET CASTRATED OR YOU WILL GET NO GOOD BOYE TOKEN
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wasnt ww3 supposed to happen with the start of russian and ukraine?
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>>51595342
I don't want a woman in charge of anything more important than dictating nail polish policy.
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>>51595254
I guarantee that any announcement of conflict between US and China will be preceded 0.1 seconds by the Fed buying all the AAPL bonds.
I strongly believe that there is a big red button in the Fed reserve chairman's office for this express purpose.
>why AAPL bonds?
Who knows but the Fed always seems primed to always put them first on their shopping list.
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>>51595342
she's like emperor palpatine with blonde hair and tits
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Brainard & Yellen would be a dreamteam
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god ive been on the verge of more spy puts for an hour now i just dont trust anything today
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>>51595357
Tonight
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I'M JUST A WAGIE
AND LIFE IS A NIGHTMARE
I'M JUST A WAGIE
I KNOW THAT IT'S NOT FAIR
NOBODY CARES 'CAUSE I'M ALONE AND THE WORLD IS
HAVING MORE FUN THAN MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE TONIGHT
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>>51595319
It will be missle spamming like all modern war. Land, air, sea, it's all just missle spamming now.
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WE'RE GOING DOWN
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>dxy
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time for low volume algo bullshit. too rich for my blood. im gonna play some vidya and digest my peanutbutter eggo goyslop circles. hope the shemitah isnt heeming you goys too badly.
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BUDDY COMPUTER CANCEL ALL ORDERS ITS HAPPENING!!!!
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bros
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>>51595406
thats 5 (five) red dildos in a row
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>>51595374
it starts in 2 more weeks
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>>51595207
>pump
But he's gonna hike the rates, so why the pump?
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>>51595401
Devs should really nerf that shit, I'm trying to play infantry here!
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>>51595401
I mean we have 11 aircraft carriers. We could launch some damn good sorties. I don't think China would be able to have air superiority at all.

Like imagine after they landed and tried to establish a beachhead. They'd get their ass's blown back to the Ming era
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>>51595254
Anybody know what happened to the the Najarain bros on CNBC? Neither one has been on in months
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>>51595433
You just HAD to open your mouth
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>>51595433
haha and theres the green one
im wising up to their tactics, not stealing this 400 bucks I earned through sweat and blood today
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LMAO i still don't think its too laet to short Oil ahahah im gunna do it.
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>GBP keeps fucking falling
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>>51595122
B A S E D
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>>51595275
>Not how it works.
I didn't say they'd preserve their dollar value during a DXY spike, just like I didn't say gold would. Only that if you have 1 out of 21 million BTC today, you will have 1 out of 21 million BTC tomorrow, a year from now, a decade from now. Same as having 1 ounce of gold today will still be 1 ounce of gold a decade from now (though you won't know exactly how much gold is on earth then).

>Nobody is going to fight over the right to buy your ones and zeroes when actual crysis hits.
That part's debatable. People under capital controls shift to other currencies, gold/silver, and crypto to varying degrees for various use cases. We don't know how the WEF types will behave relative to China or Venezuela though.

>Bitcoins has none.
You can use them to buy drugs, send value across the globe, evade taxes, lots of things.
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you think the dollar is going to go up more than 1.6% today? Tell me, does the probability favor a bearish or bullish reaction to powell today? Because if you think its bearish, you think the dollar is going up a 5 sigma move
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>>51595209
Someone please update this
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>>51595448
>They'd get their ass's blown back to the Ming era

like a "Ming explosion"?
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The bottom is unironically close. Most bear cases for the spx is around 3000-3400 not so around 10% down from here.

Next week is the worst week for stocks historically.

Shemitah really came true.
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>>51595357
When you can buy a mother and daughter for a dime
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>>51595119
based shoe shine boy
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>>51595460
A failed currency for a failed country
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>>51595357
Weimar is tame compared to where we are headed, straight up Soddom and Gomorrah shit, actually worse the S&G because modern technology will make it even more degenerate
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>>51595357
Isn't German PPI in the 40% range? So probably a year or two.
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>shiny rock and digital shiny rock doomers getting rugged because the EU is being retards and China miscalculated
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>>51595460
I don't feel so good. Where are the slurpers?!
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>>51595485
>No father figure
Well, they had it cumming.
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will we bounce monday? I just wanna swing the bull trap
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>>51595460
imagine longing a third world theocracy
my sides
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>>51595512
its the last day of the shemitah what do you think?
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>>51595360
Kek, euros
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>>51595378
>>why AAPL bonds?
>Who knows but the Fed always seems primed to always put them first on their shopping list.
This is like that joke about Hitler coming to town and ordering the murder of all the Jews plus 1 clown. "Why the clown?" "See, nobody cares about the Jews!"
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>>51595446
In hindsight it all went down the shitter with BC2’s Carl Gustav
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what is the proper vix range for a short vol position? 30? 40? 50? 100?
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ok guys. I'll be back in 10 years to check my folio.
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>>51595512
Probably. There is an entire generation of mid career asset managers (30s-40s) that have known nothing other than slurping garbage tech cos. Their buck has not yet been broken
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Good afternoon /smg/ sirs. Please do the needful and buy the dip. Thank you.
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>>51595511
You dont know much about weimar do you? You fucking yid
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>>51595460
>>51595507
Good the world will be a better place when the GBP will be worth less than the dollar, just like the euro
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>>51595406
I'M YELLING TIMBERRRR
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>>51595521
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>tranny steel
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>>51595053
>>51594385 #
>did CNBC enjooyers notice the Irish catholic they had on this morning mention the jewish holidays as a reason for the sell off? the the the the she she she SHEMITAHH!

Link?
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Im worried Powell will announce something that leads to the fakest gayest green dildo of all time....
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>>51595560
Heil USD, Heil USD
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>>51595406
>>51595562

my bet is on 40 mins
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>>51595540
70
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WE'RE RECOOOOVERING!!!
jk guys today is fucked, I'm going to the gym I'll be back in an hour or so
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It burns
IT BURNS
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I want to see scoopsies portfolio today, or what's left of it. Lol. Lmao even.
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>>51595460
>the queen's corrupted soul was the only thing keeping the currency propped up
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>>51595595
Yeah early to mid 2pm hour is when this bitch starts cracking
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>>51595472
Powell has shown completely uninhibited sigma behavior since rape hiking began. Why would he let up now?
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>>51595587
He's going to run around the crowd with a gun collecting all the cash out of people's wallets and then burn it on stage, yelling DEMAND DESTRUCTION DEMAND DESTRUCTION STOP FUCKING SPENDING MONEY
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>NVDA
>INTC
The king and queen of large cap tech shitcos.
Actively being Boomer managed into the toilet.
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>>51595540
Retarded doomer: 70
Sane money loser: DCA into shorts from here to 40.
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>>51595643
He's going to Hara-kiri live on stage
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>>51595643
thats what the market is right now, massive drop premarket and several mutiple percent swings just enough to shake out stop losses and limit orders
drop dead indeed
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Bobo, you've been very good to me. I'm going to give you a special shout-out tonight in my new video.
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>>51595119
You're a retard the crash took years not weeks, buying when he did would take 20 years to break even forget make a fortune
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>>51595587
It’s pretty hilarious how people on Wall Street are calling for him to resign since Wednesday afternoon lmao
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>>51595053
Anyone has a pdf copy of that book?
https://www.astrologer.com/studies
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>>51595643
A hearty KEK from me, my good man.
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>>51595684
lmao, I say he should hit them with even more hikes
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sold all my puts, went into SPY calls for next week
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Are we in a recession yet?
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nasdaq will NEVER EVER go under 10k EVER AGAIN
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>>51595700
nop
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>>51595700
how do you define it? What is your truth?
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>>51595706
BUDDY
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Been slurping SOXL since 20usd.
Am I based?
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>>51595699
DOMP
EET
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>>51595673
>in my new video.
Stop shitposting, Maverick.
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>>51595700
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>>51595673
That's literally lunch money for a year dude
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>>51595733
only time will tell
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>>51595700
No recession.
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>>51595700
have been since 2020
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>>51595628
This. He’s the hero we need, not the one we wanted. I’m so proud of him and I can’t wait to finally be the bear I’ve always wanted to be.
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>>51595733
based on what?
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>>51595673
average bobo portfolio kek
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Why is the biden administration so afrain of the R word?
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>>51595733
Based, but at what cost
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>>51595483
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>>51595733
Just hold for 20yrs and you'll be fine.
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another ascending wedge forming on spy (if you believe in such things) but this time its retarded looking
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>>51595696
I seriously don't understand how people think this is just a normal hiking cycle and the Fed will pivot like it always does as soon as things get shakey. We have 40 year inflation and Powell said no dumbasses I'm not pivoting. Why is normalcy bias so entrenched?
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>>51595763
>I can’t wait to finally be the bear I’ve always wanted to be.

Midterms my dude- they will try everything.
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>>51595774
Perception management, if they can keep the niggers who are on the dole from realizing the tax payers cant keep up the gig is up
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>>51595789
People think being contrarian will make them money.
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>>51595763
Honestly, I thought he was a pussy hiking too damn slow. But if he keeps going to DXY 200 just because "muh unemployment", that's Volcker-tier determination.
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>>51595673
>Rocker portfolio is only $5k USD
No way, really? I actually have a larger portfolio than you? Lol. Lmao.
Maybe the OMAD thing is for another reason (can't afford more food). Sad.
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>>51595782
Always gives me a sigh of relief when it happens
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ALOHA SNACKBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
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>>51595607
>70
why
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>>51595740
>>51595743
>>51595772
Ok you know what fuck you guys
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bull run soon
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Kek /smg/ baggies
Kek crypto baggies
Don't say we didn't warn you
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>>51595774
if you never acknowledge that you're in a bad situation, it means you're in a good one. if you're in a good situation, it means you did things right, which means you're winning
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https://www.federalreserve.gov/conferences/fed-listens-transitioning-to-the-post-pandemic-economy.htm
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>>51595733
SOXL!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>51595818
he also mops for a living but lay off this is a no-bully zone
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>>51595774
Panics got relabeled depressions by Hoover and FDR. Carter relabeled depressions as recessions. Biden's just following in that tradition.

From now on, every economic crash will be labeled a "vibecession".
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>>51595836
Maybe in 2027-2028
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you call this a crash? psh.
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>Algos are buying
>Get ready for the incoming dump with a royal flush in sour hour
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>>51595793
> they will try everything.

W-what do you mean, beer money anon-sama? I want to start shorting again after midterms. Thinking of going bullish for a bit when smhetimahtatt ends and right back to bear because lord knows that if the Dem retards start announcing spending the markets will try to price it in.
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>>51595836
Directly into a trap maybe
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I think i'm going to spend some of my gains on a weighted dreidel so when hanukkah comes I can cheat my cousin's kids out of their allowance.
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JEROME SPEAKS

NOW

https://www.federalreserve.gov/
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>>51595829
Can you please blow yourself up at Ras Tanura or perhaps another oil facility? tia
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>>51595865
we were definitely going that way until "something" bought a bunch at exactly spy365
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>>51595540
At the very least 35 but I would go for 40. Look at the weekly chart to figure out how many months it usually stays above those levels.
And make sure your short is by selling call credit spreads with a max loss you're comfortable with.
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>>51595879
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVgXiqPG4mw
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>>51595877
When are we getting the next episode of "baggie's faggie hour"? I need that bad dragon review
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Look at AAPL
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>>51595789
EUROdollar is pricing in a fed pivot next year. NEGATIVE interest rates. Something big is going to happen to cause the fed to pivot. most likely the attack on Taiwan. No one is pricing in a WAR with CHINA. This will make oil skyrocket and everything in the market to tank. Supply chain disruption? HA more like SUPPLY CHAIN NO MOAR.

US dollar will be KANG and there will be nothing to BUY because CHINA AIN'T SELLING NO MORE SHIT TO US.

This is the only path to OWNING NUTHING by 2030. I cannot see it happening any other way. Things are going to get so expensive that you can only rent them.
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>>51595891
OH GOD HE HAS A GUN
SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING
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The SAVA tigers are off the leash. The SAVA tigers have feasted on the village and now they turn around and feast on the SAVA baggies.
I dont like tigers..
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>>51595877
Too bad you didn’t get to buy that giant Hanukkah fortune cookie that even had little tiny gold coins in it for your gookfu
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>>51595891
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>>51595053
The Fed is listening /smg/ what do you tell them?
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>>51595904
i cancelled the show last night because of the emotional stress i've been under. i dunno i'll probably release a new episode tuesday next week.
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GOVERNER BONE
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>>51595912
>No one is pricing in a WAR with CHINA
bich basterd say that to my BABA bags
say it one more time i dare you
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>>51595676
Anon, it was a funny shitpost.
Please kill yourself you piece of human trash.
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>>51595932
"500 bps or no balls"
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>WE ARE SELLING TO WILLING BUYERS AT THE FAIR MARKET VALUE PRICE
>Goldman Sachs just put SPY’s EoY value at 360
>Morgan Stanley has long been at 300 for SPY at year end

Get ready anons, it’s only going to get worse
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>>51595832
I don't actually think we're going to 70 yet but if I remember correctly that's about what it hit in the GFC and also during the 2018 volpocalypse.
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AAAAAAAAAAAH, SAVE ME HIKERMAN
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Buying TQQQ around 52 week lows is the smartest thing you can do right now
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>>51595932
Turn the money printer back on
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THEY'RE GONNA HALT TRADING THEY CAN'T STOP THE SELLING
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>>51595932
Thank you for making line only go in one direction
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WTF JUST HAPPENED DID POWELL OPEN HIS MOUTH?
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jpow circuit breakers incoming
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>>51595922
i totally need to buy one of those too
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>>51595607
>>51595654
now what is the best financial instrument? short vix calls? long puts? short calls take up a lot of margin for not that much reward relative to risk.
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>>51595932
*ahem*
>fuck feds
>fuck jews
>fuck niggers
>fuck trannies
And most important
>FUCK JANNIES
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>>51595932
>>
>here i come
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>51595958
EVEN CRAMER DOESN'T KNOW WHAT TO THINK
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>>51595875
>I want to start shorting again after midterms. Thinking of going bullish for a bit when smhetimahtatt ends and right back to bear

I think your head is in the right spot Anon.
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are you fucking kidding me what the hell
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https://www.federalreserve.gov/conferences/fed-listens-transitioning-to-the-post-pandemic-economy.htm

This bitch stuttering, she is *SHOOK*
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We will bounce here, sorry CHUDs.
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damn i have a destiny 2 raid in 25 minutes but i wanna keep watching the markets
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>>51595969
>you will take all of it. Down. To. The. Hilt. No take backs. No refunds. No gently.
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CANDY BROS WTFWA
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>>51595932
"I will shit in your genitals for each additional basis point you raise rates by"
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>>51596010
>destiny 2
You could just shit directly in your dads breakfast if you want to disappoint him so bad
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Kek this fed meeting rn
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>>51596000
battlebots
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I have $100 in DASH credit. What should I order for lunch? I need to use this money before the stock goes to 0 and they go bankrupt...
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>>51595995
>He told his investment club to BUY BUY BUY!!!!
>No mad money tonight
Oh fuggggg
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>>51595932
Go full Volcker on their asses, JP.
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>me checking my bank balance
>cash-WAA???
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>A fucking CEO stuttering
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>>51595941
>BABA

Nigga that shit is going to de-listed
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>>51596042
Maybe he checked his pension before coming on stage.
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>>51595890
If someone is asking how to trade the VIX they probably don't have the options approval level or enough money to sell calls
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link fed youtube live plz
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>>51596042
Stutters like me, makes life annoying
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>>51596057
https://www.federalreserve.gov/conferences/fed-listens-transitioning-to-the-post-pandemic-economy.htm
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WHO HAS THE JPOWWOWOWOW LINK?
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oh boy, nothing good will come out of this round table discussion with the honorable jay pow pow.
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Why is everyone fat at the amerishart fed meeting?
Did they already shart or does this only happen in walmarts?
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boomers are so mad today. lol
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>>51596057
>>51596068
I’m listening but I don’t think Jpow is going to speak... pretty boring
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>>51596070
They can afford to eat.
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>>51595628
except that he should have started doing it during the pandemic so we could have gone lord of flies on society
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>>51596040
kek
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>>51596045
Couple weeks ago there was a YIN pump because Chinese regulators were working with the US to allow audits. To me that sounds like things are moving in the opposite direction of delisting. Things are now dumping again with the saber rattling tho
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>>51596056
No I do, but as a retail goy I don't like to be short at the money and out of the money is pennies compared to the margin requirement/risk. might as well stay with long spy options
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>>51596070
Americans don't consider things as "food" unless it's made from at least 50% high fructose corn syrup
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He will fuck it up and annihilate retail shorters, just watch.
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If the guy is reading a pre-written statement, why the fuck not get some 20s corpo slut to read it?
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>>51596079
somethings happening, dildos are mighty big and beefy all of sudden
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>>51596057
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVgXiqPG4mw
Here you go. And here's a kiss - Mwah!
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They're not saying anything at all.
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this guy sounds like hes gonna cry
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>>51595894
THE MARKET IS SHITTING ITSELF EVEN MORE NOW
MAKE THEM SHUT UP
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>>51596113
when I have nothing to say, my lips are sealed
say something once, why say it again?
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get this old nig off the mic
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>>51596106
Selling off the 1pm scalp scam pump they do everyday
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You thought I would pivot, didn't you mumu? You thought I would save the market, didn't you?
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UNUSUAL DISRUPTIONS
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>LOL YOU GUYS ARE STILL LISTENING TO THE LISTENING EVENT. HE JUST GAVE THE OPENING REMARKS YOU MIDWITS
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>>51595789
most people, especially leftists, believe that public policy can be bought/commandeered through pressure, intimidation, agitprop etc
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MARGIN CALLS COMING IN. WE'RE GOING DOWN.
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every time he says 'pandemic' the market dumps
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>>51596138
i dont think i believe
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>>51596124
>Eee bought ze fake pump?
>Good, dump eet
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NASDAQ new daily low!

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>51596103
That's not what a hedgehog's feet look like
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THE BEATINGS WILL CONTINUE UNTIL MORALE IMPROVES
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I've gone down 50% 3x this year
this is fucking rediculous
i'd have more money if I jus spent it all on useless shit

from fucking 35k to 15k
and from 8k to 5k in a week
it's gone down 1k every day for the last week jus holding regular ass stock, this is fucking train robbery
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>>51596147
Tried to help by posting the pic, but they're retarded.
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SEVEN HUNDRED

7 0 0

700
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>>51596138
He will now that this CEO's informing him of the Monster and Little Debbie snack cake shortage hitting gas stations.
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kek this market is schizo
just doubled my daily earnings riding that last dildo to 364 and no i will not hold it
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>>51596160
Welcome to investing
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>>51596147
I use the listening as background noise so i dont mind.
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>>51596157
Buckle up for safety
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Powell will now assign all Fed economists to truck driving.
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When does this go full liquidity crisis?
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>>51596181
>checked and based
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>>51595784
>another ascending wedge forming on spy (if you believe in such things)
TA has been ON POINT for about 10 days straight now
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>>51596178
sounds more like he's a "trader"
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>>51596147
>this is the new normal get used to it mumus
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>>51595673
no fuck off you called us terroists
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>>51595247
my doctor found a HIMARS in my colon
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when does The Horseman speak? Last?
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>>51596183
It's gonna be a rough one
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dOW
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this southern boomer is putting me to sleep
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all those soxl slurpers, what the fuck were you thinking
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>>51596197
Relief rally when?
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STOP THE FUCKING COUNT!!!
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DOWN DOWN DOWN TO THE BOTTOM OF THE SEA
WHERE OUR SALTY FRIEND SPONGEBOB WAITS FOR YOU AND ME
DOWN DOWN DOWN AH WE'LL HAVE LOTS OF FUN
YOU AND ME FOREVER IN THE UNDERWATER SUN
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yup second leg down. maybe we dont get sour hour tonight but thats only hopeful talking
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this dude is single-highhandedly destroying the market
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My stinky Chinese blood company CO finally giving me my fake and gay pump
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>>51596216
Might have to go innawoods
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>>51596225
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>Potato prices doubled in the past couple weeks
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oh sweet jesus, it really is over
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>Cant afford potato's

Yea, we are fucked.
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>POTATAS
>POTATERS
>POTATIS
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NO POTATOS
MICKS
IT'S OVER
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>>51596056
You don't need that much to do a $5 wide spread.
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THE HECKIN TATERS
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HESAIDIT
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>>51596105
that would make the market horny which would pump it
the fed doesnt want that
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JUST MADE 100K DAMN
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PUHTATEUHS
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>>51596241
Don't forget your supplies
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HE SAYS THINGS ARE GOING TO GET WORSE LMAO
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FUCK ISRAEL
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>>51596243
pretty bad desu
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LONG ON PEARS, COMMODITYBROS
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>No pears this year
PEAR holders, it's over
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>>51596243
>he’s not throwing a potato in the ground
>it’s so easy bro!
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you're laughing? america cant afford potatoes and you're laughing?
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>>51596235
22% YoY inflation
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Holy shit line go down
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SHORT POTATAS NOW
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>>51596266
post the fucking screenshot

NO TOMATUHS
NO POTATUHS
that 100k aint gonna be buying much
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>>51596235
>DO YOU GET IT YET YOU STUBBORN MUMUS YOUR TIME IS DONE
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profiting off of the collapse of the global economy is the most jewish thing in the world
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the real MVP of the day is the market makers for giving me an exit opportunity for my calls and letting me switch to the correct side today. tip of the hat old top
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>Phosphates and Nitrogen went off the charts
Hey hey, that scizopost on /pol/ was right
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>>51596266
well done anon. Takes your gains and be happy. Say a prayer thanking God and ask him how you should use the money.
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POTATIRS FROM ISRAEL
LMFAOOOO
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I'm so sick and tired of this shit, I'm honestly ready to jump off a bridge
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>>51596301
And yet CF, IPI, MOS, etc are eating total shit.
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>>51596243
>>51596252

today bought two kg bags for 50 eurocents a piece. preppers like me gonna be fine
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>>51596298
pride is a sin baggie
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>>51596301
Sauce on the post?
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Bake it up,wagie
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he won, it's over
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>Fed listens event
>First speaker
>basically WE ARE ALL GOING TO FUCKING STARVE that's my opinion
Based
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>>51596312
but then you'll miss the fun
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>>51596312
Don't- God has a a plan for you and it is good. Pray to him and ask.
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>>51596311
Oy vey
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I'm up 157,000 this year shorting, with a starting balance of 30k.

I wish I took a bank loan to short earlier - still holding strong, another MASSSSSIVE leg down over this winter.

might make half a million before the spring
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>>51596328
I didn't save it, and I also have forgotten the conclusion. I only remember the premise of a fertilizer shortage.
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welp up 800 bucks, if i hadnt put stop losses in id be up something like 7grand
i suck at life
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>>51592522
>>51592522
>>51592522
>>51592522
NEW
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>>51596338
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>>51596363
>>51596363
>>51596363
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>>51596312
That's what they want.
Don't get suicidal get angry. Rebel.
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>>51596368
no
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DXY 113
DXY 113
DXY 113
DXY 113
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3500 low then 4000 test by december
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>>51595053
>>51595122
time to buy?

>>51595106
>>51595146
oh wait, people are still buying... nvm.
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>>51595301
One of my favourite investments. VTI too and MILE in crypto because they're powered by a blockchain DAO. But this fucking market is a pain in the ass
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>>51595448
they could throw a bunch of drones at the aircraft carriers and the US wouldn't do shit



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