Trade like a billionaire. >Brokershttps://pastebin.com/F1yujtVqhttps://brokerchooser.com/>Stock market words:https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ>Risk management:https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp>Financials podcasts/channelshttps://www.youtube.com/c/CameronStewartCFA - Fundamendals analysishttps://www.youtube.com/user/BenzingaTV - Various themed livestreamshttps://www.youtube.com/user/KitcoNews - Mainly PMs and crypto>Live Streams:http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.htmlhttps://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com/https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domainhttps://www.thebalance.com/>Free charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.com/https://www.koyfin.com/>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://www.tradingview.com/screenerhttps://etfdb.com/>Pre-Market Data and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:https://biopharmcatalyst.com>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/>List of hedge fund holdings:https://fintel.io/>Misc:https://squeezemetrics.com/monitorhttps://market24hclock.com/https://tradingeconomics.comhttps://wallmine.com/https://tikr.com/Previous:>>51593785
HERE IT COMES
Latvia to reintroduce conscription for men aged 18-27
>>51595030> proof of work> because something took effort to create it's valuableThat's most communist shit ever. Extracted gold has valuable properties. Bitcoin after being created is no different from a random number you can type on piece of paper.
>>51595053First for a lil bit of chicken fry and bud lights,
SOXL chad, slurparino time??
Oh shit. OH FUCK. Here we go again!
is this the point of the day we retest the days lows at spy 365? too early, they wont rugpull until the last hour, need to bait more retail into long SOXL first
Why did the feds raise rates?! Did they not understand our resident jew said inflation is mostly because of the supply chain and not the central bank's fault?!
>be me, shoe shiner, 1929>daily customer comes over>some bigtime stock investor>I know him well, we chat a lot, apparently he's worth millions>I've got some savings, I wonder if he can help me make money for my family in the market>ask>"What do you think about US Steel? My cousin works there and said its a pretty great company.">The man suddenly stands up mid shine and looks at me like he's just seen a ghots>"W-what d-did you just say?" he stutters>"US Steel, should I inv-">"NO YOU SHINE SHOES" he screams in my face>"What? I mean I do but-">"YOU CAN'T MAKE MONEY IN THE MARKET">The man then sprints away, and I mean he hauls absolute ass>he shouts at the other people to "get away from the shoe shiner" and "to sell everything before that idiot crashes the market">I've been shining this guy's shoes for 5 years, what an asshole. Oh well, I guess I should just not invest>few weeks later the stock market crashes. People are suicidal and have lost everything>I still have a nice pile of money that I never invested>Everything is super cheap>go buy US Steel>twenty years later my investment is worth a fortune>to this day have no idea what that guy was talking about
>Fed Listens: Transitioning to the Post-pandemic Economy So they are finally throwing in the towel now lmao
THIS IS ITIM TELLING YOU THIS IS ITSELL IT ALL, TODAYWE'RE SELLING TO WILLING BUYERS AT THE CURRENT FAIR MARKET PRICE SO THAT *WE* MAY SURVIVE
>>51595089Get to work zoomers, someone must fight for my right to mow the lawn at 6AM
>>51595106I did some slurping today
>>51595089isn't latvia nato cuntry
>>51595089That's good. You get to stand up to Putin so Ukraine is free to continue shelling people in the Donbas.
hello sirsare we going to the moon nao
>>51595121Biden said the pandemic was over and the the WH staff panicked and said "noooo!!! Just kidding haha". They will still keep that in their back pocket as an excuse for the economy drowning.
I wonder if Trump invoked some kind of Monkey's Paw Curse kind of deal by calling 30,000 a "sacred number." Now the Dow is forever cursed to stay around 30,000.
>>51595093>Extracted gold has valuable properties.Very little of it gets used for industrial shit. "Shiny, permanent thing" is the core value for gold. Just ask India.>Bitcoin after being created is no different from a random number you can type on piece of paper.It's preservable and transferable with a predefined inflation rate. Do *you* know how much gold will be mined over the next 50 years? Or how many dollars will be printed?Exactly.
>Be me, shoeshiner>Ask rich customer if I should invest my $100 I saved up>He laughs in my face and stiffs the tip>I change career paths to foot masseuse>I get to rub, sniff, and sometimes lick the rich guy's wife's feet after he just killed himself by forgetting about the laws of gravity
Hello anons, just wanted to let you know I’m heading to Europe tonight, I won’t be back for a couple of weeks. Naturally next week or the week after is when the market will crash because I’ll be distracted and won’t be able to make any moves. Enjoy yourselves, remember Burry says the bottom is 2800-3000 for the S&P
>>51595053Now this is what I call a piece of literature. I read mr Smoleny's book last year and it changed my life. I've been making a modest 10% daily by scalping the S&P ever since I picked it up. I recommend this masterpiece to every TA shaman out there.
>>51595170no the moon mission got cancelled because of another leaky fuel tank or some shit.
POWELL SET TO SPEAK IN 25 MINUTESGET READY FOR THE POWELL PUMP> https://www.federalreserve.gov/conferences/fed-listens-transitioning-to-the-post-pandemic-economy.htm
>p-past perf-f-formance does not indicate f-f-future r-r-results
Was Powell speaking today planned or is this an emergency meeting?
I'm already down 6% on my UVXY puts, and I only have 56 days for them to beat my cost basis of 1.69 ;_;
How do you think the market will react if the next fed chairman is a black guy? Is it racist?
arrgh i just put another 10k into the market this monday and just realized another 10k loss today i think im fucking done
>>51595195>shills book about TA make believe lines Kek
Hey anon do you wanna hear a joke? Germany fell out of the top 10 biggest markets. They are losing to Taiwan and Poos
>>51595207>transitioning economyhe's literally going to cut the balls off the bull
>>51595150All of Europe is massively increasing military spending and they all want HIMARS, in fact the whole damn world wants HIMARS. Basically if you are not buying LMT you're an idiot.
>>51595210Isn't he just introducing the womyn speakers for 5 minutes?
>>51595209So based on this chart I should hold my shirt positions until next June?
Oof that is 110% world War 3 talk right here. Undeniable and unfiltered. Only thing of interest that caught my eye today was this post. Zoomers should be very very worried
>>51595221argh indeed fren
>>51595221you've beclowned yourself
>>51595209i am in trouble
>>51595181> Bitcoin will preserve value during inflation because I say soNot how it works. Nobody is going to fight over the right to buy your ones and zeroes when actual crysis hits. As for gold, I do agree that parts of its value comes from speculation, but at least it has some use. Bitcoins has none.
slowly healingmy sqqq is going down
>>51595218it's going to be brainard
>>51595254Ok yeah I'm going to hang onto my YANG calls.
>>51595207Good, we could use another injection of second-by-second volatility.
>>51595254LOOKS LIKE NAVAL WARFARE IA BACK BABY.>tfw 4k live stream naval warefare
Damn I should have bought SQQQ. I keep talking myself out of it and convinced myself there's gonna be another pump to buy on. GG bobo I kneel
>>51595254bearish for humanity
>>51595248Is that seriously fucking it? Where do they say that?
>>51595227> TaiwanBullish for HIMX I assume
>>51595300the best part is a China Taiwanese war would just be us parking our navy behind the island and launching airstrikes
>>51595225You really should not call yourself an investor if you have not mastered the cups, handles, shoulders and pork loins.
>>51595304Bullish for stocks
>>51595227What do you expect? They listened to a teenage girl when deciding policy. Nongqawuse 2.0.
>>51595247>buying anythingthere's so much bobo shit we can be doing, fuck the himars
>>51595285kek she's retarded
>>51595227>country run by leftists and leftist ideals>import third world>shut down industry>laugh in the face of common sense>become third world
KINGS OF CASH CANT STOP WINNING
When do we reach true Weimar?
>>51595337I wanna see the krauts freeze to death
>>51595285And here comes the DIGITAL CHAIN CURRENCY. YOU WILL EAT BUGZ YOU WILL HAVE GAY SEX YOU WILL GET CASTRATED OR YOU WILL GET NO GOOD BOYE TOKEN
wasnt ww3 supposed to happen with the start of russian and ukraine?
>>51595342I don't want a woman in charge of anything more important than dictating nail polish policy.
>>51595254I guarantee that any announcement of conflict between US and China will be preceded 0.1 seconds by the Fed buying all the AAPL bonds.I strongly believe that there is a big red button in the Fed reserve chairman's office for this express purpose.>why AAPL bonds?Who knows but the Fed always seems primed to always put them first on their shopping list.
>>51595342she's like emperor palpatine with blonde hair and tits
Brainard & Yellen would be a dreamteam
god ive been on the verge of more spy puts for an hour now i just dont trust anything today
I'M JUST A WAGIEAND LIFE IS A NIGHTMAREI'M JUST A WAGIEI KNOW THAT IT'S NOT FAIRNOBODY CARES 'CAUSE I'M ALONE AND THE WORLD ISHAVING MORE FUN THAN MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE TONIGHT
>>51595319It will be missle spamming like all modern war. Land, air, sea, it's all just missle spamming now.
WE'RE GOING DOWN
time for low volume algo bullshit. too rich for my blood. im gonna play some vidya and digest my peanutbutter eggo goyslop circles. hope the shemitah isnt heeming you goys too badly.
BUDDY COMPUTER CANCEL ALL ORDERS ITS HAPPENING!!!!
>>51595406thats 5 (five) red dildos in a row
>>51595374it starts in 2 more weeks
>>51595207>pumpBut he's gonna hike the rates, so why the pump?
>>51595401Devs should really nerf that shit, I'm trying to play infantry here!
>>51595401I mean we have 11 aircraft carriers. We could launch some damn good sorties. I don't think China would be able to have air superiority at all.Like imagine after they landed and tried to establish a beachhead. They'd get their ass's blown back to the Ming era
>>51595254Anybody know what happened to the the Najarain bros on CNBC? Neither one has been on in months
>>51595433You just HAD to open your mouth
>>51595433haha and theres the green oneim wising up to their tactics, not stealing this 400 bucks I earned through sweat and blood today
LMAO i still don't think its too laet to short Oil ahahah im gunna do it.
>GBP keeps fucking falling
>>51595122B A S E D
>>51595275>Not how it works.I didn't say they'd preserve their dollar value during a DXY spike, just like I didn't say gold would. Only that if you have 1 out of 21 million BTC today, you will have 1 out of 21 million BTC tomorrow, a year from now, a decade from now. Same as having 1 ounce of gold today will still be 1 ounce of gold a decade from now (though you won't know exactly how much gold is on earth then).>Nobody is going to fight over the right to buy your ones and zeroes when actual crysis hits.That part's debatable. People under capital controls shift to other currencies, gold/silver, and crypto to varying degrees for various use cases. We don't know how the WEF types will behave relative to China or Venezuela though.>Bitcoins has none.You can use them to buy drugs, send value across the globe, evade taxes, lots of things.
you think the dollar is going to go up more than 1.6% today? Tell me, does the probability favor a bearish or bullish reaction to powell today? Because if you think its bearish, you think the dollar is going up a 5 sigma move
>>51595209Someone please update this
>>51595448>They'd get their ass's blown back to the Ming eralike a "Ming explosion"?
The bottom is unironically close. Most bear cases for the spx is around 3000-3400 not so around 10% down from here. Next week is the worst week for stocks historically.Shemitah really came true.
>>51595357When you can buy a mother and daughter for a dime
>>51595119based shoe shine boy
>>51595460A failed currency for a failed country
>>51595357Weimar is tame compared to where we are headed, straight up Soddom and Gomorrah shit, actually worse the S&G because modern technology will make it even more degenerate
>>51595357Isn't German PPI in the 40% range? So probably a year or two.
>shiny rock and digital shiny rock doomers getting rugged because the EU is being retards and China miscalculated
>>51595460I don't feel so good. Where are the slurpers?!
>>51595485>No father figureWell, they had it cumming.
will we bounce monday? I just wanna swing the bull trap
>>51595460imagine longing a third world theocracymy sides
>>51595512its the last day of the shemitah what do you think?
>>51595378>>why AAPL bonds?>Who knows but the Fed always seems primed to always put them first on their shopping list.This is like that joke about Hitler coming to town and ordering the murder of all the Jews plus 1 clown. "Why the clown?" "See, nobody cares about the Jews!"
>>51595446In hindsight it all went down the shitter with BC2’s Carl Gustav
what is the proper vix range for a short vol position? 30? 40? 50? 100?
ok guys. I'll be back in 10 years to check my folio.
>>51595512Probably. There is an entire generation of mid career asset managers (30s-40s) that have known nothing other than slurping garbage tech cos. Their buck has not yet been broken
Good afternoon /smg/ sirs. Please do the needful and buy the dip. Thank you.
>>51595511You dont know much about weimar do you? You fucking yid
>>51595460>>51595507Good the world will be a better place when the GBP will be worth less than the dollar, just like the euro
>>51595406I'M YELLING TIMBERRRR
>>51595053>>51594385 #>did CNBC enjooyers notice the Irish catholic they had on this morning mention the jewish holidays as a reason for the sell off? the the the the she she she SHEMITAHH!Link?
Im worried Powell will announce something that leads to the fakest gayest green dildo of all time....
>>51595560Heil USD, Heil USD
>>51595406>>51595562my bet is on 40 mins
WE'RE RECOOOOVERING!!!jk guys today is fucked, I'm going to the gym I'll be back in an hour or so
It burnsIT BURNS
I want to see scoopsies portfolio today, or what's left of it. Lol. Lmao even.
>>51595460>the queen's corrupted soul was the only thing keeping the currency propped up
>>51595595Yeah early to mid 2pm hour is when this bitch starts cracking
>>51595472Powell has shown completely uninhibited sigma behavior since rape hiking began. Why would he let up now?
>>51595587He's going to run around the crowd with a gun collecting all the cash out of people's wallets and then burn it on stage, yelling DEMAND DESTRUCTION DEMAND DESTRUCTION STOP FUCKING SPENDING MONEY
>NVDA>INTCThe king and queen of large cap tech shitcos. Actively being Boomer managed into the toilet.
>>51595540Retarded doomer: 70Sane money loser: DCA into shorts from here to 40.
>>51595643He's going to Hara-kiri live on stage
>>51595643thats what the market is right now, massive drop premarket and several mutiple percent swings just enough to shake out stop losses and limit ordersdrop dead indeed
Bobo, you've been very good to me. I'm going to give you a special shout-out tonight in my new video.
>>51595119You're a retard the crash took years not weeks, buying when he did would take 20 years to break even forget make a fortune
>>51595587It’s pretty hilarious how people on Wall Street are calling for him to resign since Wednesday afternoon lmao
>>51595053Anyone has a pdf copy of that book?https://www.astrologer.com/studies
>>51595643A hearty KEK from me, my good man.
>>51595684lmao, I say he should hit them with even more hikes
sold all my puts, went into SPY calls for next week
Are we in a recession yet?
nasdaq will NEVER EVER go under 10k EVER AGAIN
>>51595700how do you define it? What is your truth?
Been slurping SOXL since 20usd.Am I based?
>>51595673>in my new video.Stop shitposting, Maverick.
>>51595673That's literally lunch money for a year dude
>>51595733only time will tell
>>51595700have been since 2020
>>51595628This. He’s the hero we need, not the one we wanted. I’m so proud of him and I can’t wait to finally be the bear I’ve always wanted to be.
>>51595733based on what?
>>51595673average bobo portfolio kek
Why is the biden administration so afrain of the R word?
>>51595733Based, but at what cost
>>51595733Just hold for 20yrs and you'll be fine.
another ascending wedge forming on spy (if you believe in such things) but this time its retarded looking
>>51595696I seriously don't understand how people think this is just a normal hiking cycle and the Fed will pivot like it always does as soon as things get shakey. We have 40 year inflation and Powell said no dumbasses I'm not pivoting. Why is normalcy bias so entrenched?
>>51595763>I can’t wait to finally be the bear I’ve always wanted to be.Midterms my dude- they will try everything.
>>51595774Perception management, if they can keep the niggers who are on the dole from realizing the tax payers cant keep up the gig is up
>>51595789People think being contrarian will make them money.
>>51595763Honestly, I thought he was a pussy hiking too damn slow. But if he keeps going to DXY 200 just because "muh unemployment", that's Volcker-tier determination.
>>51595673>Rocker portfolio is only $5k USDNo way, really? I actually have a larger portfolio than you? Lol. Lmao.Maybe the OMAD thing is for another reason (can't afford more food). Sad.
>>51595782Always gives me a sigh of relief when it happens
>ALOHA SNACKBARALOHA SNACKBAR>ALOHA SNACKBARALOHA SNACKBAR>ALOHA SNACKBARALOHA SNACKBAR>ALOHA SNACKBARALOHA SNACKBAR>ALOHA SNACKBARALOHA SNACKBAR>ALOHA SNACKBARALOHA SNACKBAR>ALOHA SNACKBARALOHA SNACKBAR>ALOHA SNACKBARALOHA SNACKBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
>>51595740>>51595743>>51595772Ok you know what fuck you guys
bull run soon
Kek /smg/ baggiesKek crypto baggiesDon't say we didn't warn you
>>51595774if you never acknowledge that you're in a bad situation, it means you're in a good one. if you're in a good situation, it means you did things right, which means you're winning
>>51595818he also mops for a living but lay off this is a no-bully zone
>>51595774Panics got relabeled depressions by Hoover and FDR. Carter relabeled depressions as recessions. Biden's just following in that tradition.From now on, every economic crash will be labeled a "vibecession".
>>51595836Maybe in 2027-2028
you call this a crash? psh.
>Algos are buying>Get ready for the incoming dump with a royal flush in sour hour
>>51595793> they will try everything.W-what do you mean, beer money anon-sama? I want to start shorting again after midterms. Thinking of going bullish for a bit when smhetimahtatt ends and right back to bear because lord knows that if the Dem retards start announcing spending the markets will try to price it in.
>>51595836Directly into a trap maybe
I think i'm going to spend some of my gains on a weighted dreidel so when hanukkah comes I can cheat my cousin's kids out of their allowance.
>>51595829Can you please blow yourself up at Ras Tanura or perhaps another oil facility? tia
>>51595865we were definitely going that way until "something" bought a bunch at exactly spy365
>>51595540At the very least 35 but I would go for 40. Look at the weekly chart to figure out how many months it usually stays above those levels.And make sure your short is by selling call credit spreads with a max loss you're comfortable with.
>>51595877When are we getting the next episode of "baggie's faggie hour"? I need that bad dragon review
Look at AAPL
>>51595789EUROdollar is pricing in a fed pivot next year. NEGATIVE interest rates. Something big is going to happen to cause the fed to pivot. most likely the attack on Taiwan. No one is pricing in a WAR with CHINA. This will make oil skyrocket and everything in the market to tank. Supply chain disruption? HA more like SUPPLY CHAIN NO MOAR. US dollar will be KANG and there will be nothing to BUY because CHINA AIN'T SELLING NO MORE SHIT TO US.This is the only path to OWNING NUTHING by 2030. I cannot see it happening any other way. Things are going to get so expensive that you can only rent them.
>>51595891OH GOD HE HAS A GUNSOMEBODY DO SOMETHING
The SAVA tigers are off the leash. The SAVA tigers have feasted on the village and now they turn around and feast on the SAVA baggies. I dont like tigers..
>>51595877Too bad you didn’t get to buy that giant Hanukkah fortune cookie that even had little tiny gold coins in it for your gookfu
>>51595053The Fed is listening /smg/ what do you tell them?
>>51595904i cancelled the show last night because of the emotional stress i've been under. i dunno i'll probably release a new episode tuesday next week.
>>51595912>No one is pricing in a WAR with CHINAbich basterd say that to my BABA bagssay it one more time i dare you
>>51595676Anon, it was a funny shitpost.Please kill yourself you piece of human trash.
>>51595932"500 bps or no balls"
>WE ARE SELLING TO WILLING BUYERS AT THE FAIR MARKET VALUE PRICE>Goldman Sachs just put SPY’s EoY value at 360>Morgan Stanley has long been at 300 for SPY at year endGet ready anons, it’s only going to get worse
>>51595832I don't actually think we're going to 70 yet but if I remember correctly that's about what it hit in the GFC and also during the 2018 volpocalypse.
AAAAAAAAAAAH, SAVE ME HIKERMAN
Buying TQQQ around 52 week lows is the smartest thing you can do right now
>>51595932Turn the money printer back on
THEY'RE GONNA HALT TRADING THEY CAN'T STOP THE SELLING
>>51595932Thank you for making line only go in one direction
WTF JUST HAPPENED DID POWELL OPEN HIS MOUTH?
jpow circuit breakers incoming
>>51595922i totally need to buy one of those too
>>51595607>>51595654now what is the best financial instrument? short vix calls? long puts? short calls take up a lot of margin for not that much reward relative to risk.
>>51595932*ahem*>fuck feds>fuck jews>fuck niggers>fuck tranniesAnd most important >FUCK JANNIES
>here i come
>>51595958EVEN CRAMER DOESN'T KNOW WHAT TO THINK
>>51595875>I want to start shorting again after midterms. Thinking of going bullish for a bit when smhetimahtatt ends and right back to bearI think your head is in the right spot Anon.
are you fucking kidding me what the hell
https://www.federalreserve.gov/conferences/fed-listens-transitioning-to-the-post-pandemic-economy.htmThis bitch stuttering, she is *SHOOK*
We will bounce here, sorry CHUDs.
damn i have a destiny 2 raid in 25 minutes but i wanna keep watching the markets
>>51595969>you will take all of it. Down. To. The. Hilt. No take backs. No refunds. No gently.
CANDY BROS WTFWA
>>51595932"I will shit in your genitals for each additional basis point you raise rates by"
>>51596010>destiny 2You could just shit directly in your dads breakfast if you want to disappoint him so bad
Kek this fed meeting rn
I have $100 in DASH credit. What should I order for lunch? I need to use this money before the stock goes to 0 and they go bankrupt...
>>51595995>He told his investment club to BUY BUY BUY!!!!>No mad money tonightOh fuggggg
>>51595932Go full Volcker on their asses, JP.
>me checking my bank balance>cash-WAA???
>A fucking CEO stuttering
>>51595941>BABANigga that shit is going to de-listed
>>51596042Maybe he checked his pension before coming on stage.
>>51595890If someone is asking how to trade the VIX they probably don't have the options approval level or enough money to sell calls
link fed youtube live plz
>>51596042Stutters like me, makes life annoying
WHO HAS THE JPOWWOWOWOW LINK?
oh boy, nothing good will come out of this round table discussion with the honorable jay pow pow.
Why is everyone fat at the amerishart fed meeting?Did they already shart or does this only happen in walmarts?
boomers are so mad today. lol
>>51596057>>51596068I’m listening but I don’t think Jpow is going to speak... pretty boring
>>51596070They can afford to eat.
>>51595628except that he should have started doing it during the pandemic so we could have gone lord of flies on society
>>51596045Couple weeks ago there was a YIN pump because Chinese regulators were working with the US to allow audits. To me that sounds like things are moving in the opposite direction of delisting. Things are now dumping again with the saber rattling tho
>>51596056No I do, but as a retail goy I don't like to be short at the money and out of the money is pennies compared to the margin requirement/risk. might as well stay with long spy options
>>51596070Americans don't consider things as "food" unless it's made from at least 50% high fructose corn syrup
He will fuck it up and annihilate retail shorters, just watch.
If the guy is reading a pre-written statement, why the fuck not get some 20s corpo slut to read it?
>>51596079somethings happening, dildos are mighty big and beefy all of sudden
>>51596057https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVgXiqPG4mwHere you go. And here's a kiss - Mwah!
They're not saying anything at all.
this guy sounds like hes gonna cry
>>51595894THE MARKET IS SHITTING ITSELF EVEN MORE NOWMAKE THEM SHUT UP
>>51596113when I have nothing to say, my lips are sealedsay something once, why say it again?
get this old nig off the mic
>>51596106Selling off the 1pm scalp scam pump they do everyday
You thought I would pivot, didn't you mumu? You thought I would save the market, didn't you?
>LOL YOU GUYS ARE STILL LISTENING TO THE LISTENING EVENT. HE JUST GAVE THE OPENING REMARKS YOU MIDWITS
>>51595789most people, especially leftists, believe that public policy can be bought/commandeered through pressure, intimidation, agitprop etc
MARGIN CALLS COMING IN. WE'RE GOING DOWN.
every time he says 'pandemic' the market dumps
>>51596138i dont think i believe
>>51596124>Eee bought ze fake pump?>Good, dump eet
NASDAQ new daily low!WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>51596103That's not what a hedgehog's feet look like
THE BEATINGS WILL CONTINUE UNTIL MORALE IMPROVES
I've gone down 50% 3x this yearthis is fucking rediculousi'd have more money if I jus spent it all on useless shitfrom fucking 35k to 15k and from 8k to 5k in a weekit's gone down 1k every day for the last week jus holding regular ass stock, this is fucking train robbery
>>51596147Tried to help by posting the pic, but they're retarded.
SEVEN HUNDRED7 0 0700
>>51596138He will now that this CEO's informing him of the Monster and Little Debbie snack cake shortage hitting gas stations.
kek this market is schizojust doubled my daily earnings riding that last dildo to 364 and no i will not hold it
>>51596160Welcome to investing
>>51596147I use the listening as background noise so i dont mind.
>>51596157Buckle up for safety
Powell will now assign all Fed economists to truck driving.
When does this go full liquidity crisis?
>>51596181>checked and based
>>51595784>another ascending wedge forming on spy (if you believe in such things)TA has been ON POINT for about 10 days straight now
>>51596178sounds more like he's a "trader"
>>51596147>this is the new normal get used to it mumus
>>51595673no fuck off you called us terroists
>>51595247my doctor found a HIMARS in my colon
when does The Horseman speak? Last?
>>51596183It's gonna be a rough one
this southern boomer is putting me to sleep
all those soxl slurpers, what the fuck were you thinking
>>51596197Relief rally when?
STOP THE FUCKING COUNT!!!
DOWN DOWN DOWN TO THE BOTTOM OF THE SEAWHERE OUR SALTY FRIEND SPONGEBOB WAITS FOR YOU AND MEDOWN DOWN DOWN AH WE'LL HAVE LOTS OF FUNYOU AND ME FOREVER IN THE UNDERWATER SUN
yup second leg down. maybe we dont get sour hour tonight but thats only hopeful talking
this dude is single-highhandedly destroying the market
My stinky Chinese blood company CO finally giving me my fake and gay pump
>>51596216Might have to go innawoods
>Potato prices doubled in the past couple weeks
oh sweet jesus, it really is over
>Cant afford potato'sYea, we are fucked.
NO POTATOSMICKSIT'S OVER
>>51596056You don't need that much to do a $5 wide spread.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THE HECKIN TATERS
>>51596105that would make the market horny which would pump it the fed doesnt want that
JUST MADE 100K DAMN
>>51596241Don't forget your supplies
HE SAYS THINGS ARE GOING TO GET WORSE LMAO
>>51596243pretty bad desu
LONG ON PEARS, COMMODITYBROS
>No pears this yearPEAR holders, it's over
>>51596243>he’s not throwing a potato in the ground>it’s so easy bro!
you're laughing? america cant afford potatoes and you're laughing?
>>5159623522% YoY inflation
Holy shit line go down
SHORT POTATAS NOW
>>51596266post the fucking screenshotNO TOMATUHSNO POTATUHSthat 100k aint gonna be buying much
>>51596235>DO YOU GET IT YET YOU STUBBORN MUMUS YOUR TIME IS DONE
profiting off of the collapse of the global economy is the most jewish thing in the world
the real MVP of the day is the market makers for giving me an exit opportunity for my calls and letting me switch to the correct side today. tip of the hat old top
>Phosphates and Nitrogen went off the charts Hey hey, that scizopost on /pol/ was right
>>51596266well done anon. Takes your gains and be happy. Say a prayer thanking God and ask him how you should use the money.
POTATIRS FROM ISRAEL LMFAOOOO
I'm so sick and tired of this shit, I'm honestly ready to jump off a bridge
>>51596301And yet CF, IPI, MOS, etc are eating total shit.
>>51596243>>51596252today bought two kg bags for 50 eurocents a piece. preppers like me gonna be fine
>>51596298pride is a sin baggie
>>51596301Sauce on the post?
Bake it up,wagie
he won, it's over
>Fed listens event>First speaker>basically WE ARE ALL GOING TO FUCKING STARVE that's my opinionBased
>>51596312but then you'll miss the fun
>>51596312Don't- God has a a plan for you and it is good. Pray to him and ask.
I'm up 157,000 this year shorting, with a starting balance of 30k.I wish I took a bank loan to short earlier - still holding strong, another MASSSSSIVE leg down over this winter.might make half a million before the spring
>>51596328I didn't save it, and I also have forgotten the conclusion. I only remember the premise of a fertilizer shortage.
welp up 800 bucks, if i hadnt put stop losses in id be up something like 7grandi suck at life
>>51596312That's what they want.Don't get suicidal get angry. Rebel.
DXY 113DXY 113DXY 113DXY 113
3500 low then 4000 test by december
>>51595053>>51595122time to buy?>>51595106>>51595146oh wait, people are still buying... nvm.
>>51595301One of my favourite investments. VTI too and MILE in crypto because they're powered by a blockchain DAO. But this fucking market is a pain in the ass
>>51595448they could throw a bunch of drones at the aircraft carriers and the US wouldn't do shit