>>51594426>no linkYOU HAVE ONE JOB!
this nigger sure does make a lot of speeches these days
was this scheduled? i dont remember seeing it
>>51594702Everything is priced in don't worry about it
>>51594426If he fucking raises the rates again I swear to god he’ll be dooming half the planet
he's gonna say something that triggers the godcandle. screencap this
>>51594862He literally can't raise target funds rate right now. Next FOMC is november. This is just going to be him jawboning markets into submission again.
>>51595051It's a trigger event and I'm in dca mode, so I wanna know if I should dca lower of if he'll push markets higher by saying something dovish
>>51595391who cares, equities/crypto in this range is a good buy. not btc/eth though
>>51594426The fed will announce they are transitioning the US economy to onchain
>>51595429>who cares, equities/crypto in this range is a good buy. not btc/eth thoughkek this has to be one of the most retarded takes I've seen on /biz/ in the last 20 minutes (it's real retard hours today so competition is stiff).just hold your dollars for now and hope "putin" doesn't cyberattack your banks and delete your money. but when you do start buying, it shouldn't be equities or fucking altcoins lmao.>>51595391he's talking to representatives from small business and housing and he's going to go "SCREEEEEEEE I'm a hawk you're fucked lol"
are they mocking the ppl with that catchy fedwave
>>51595737where? on the federal reserve website? youtube isn't playing any prestream fedcore
>>51595604>but when you do start buying, it shouldn't be equities or fucking altcoins lmao.then what? btc?
>>51595816yeah it ishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVgXiqPG4mw
>>51595604>he doesn't know we're about to kick off the link + dapps bullrunngmi
>>51594746Thos circuit board looks very smug
>>51595429No, no it’s not. Going down at least another 1k points Anon
>>51594426he said "new normal"
>>51595948more like jew normal
is this meeting going to shift the markets or not?
NO, NOT TOM HENNING
>>51595900enjoy getting priced out while you wait for that
>>51594426why ? EVERYTIME HE TALKS WE DUMP HARD
This is boring af
>>51595986we should at least see a sizeable bounce here
here he goes again muh jobs
>>51596021Lol I don’t think you really understand what’s taking place here. It’s ok, I’ll be here to help you
Should I become a trucker?
what's my homie J powell saying? he bussin or sussin
>>51596154this is the first one I've watched but from the few minutes I've heard I think these events are just to placate retards who would believe that the "fed listens" and I doubt powell says anything that would be new to the markets after wednesday
>>51594426could go for some doom powell edits but I'm too lazy
"No! No! We can only buy from Israel!
muh poatotes muh tomatioe s israel china wtf is this yokel talking about
short pears NOW
FUCK THAT PIECE OF SHIT
Can you tell this soggy raisin to shut up already? Jayjay Powow to talk.
>>51596345its called fedlistens
old geezer's wife probably calling him asking how his big speech went
>PEOPLE HAVE GOTTA EATnot as much as they currently do in america though lmao
this fuck said we buy peaches from israelboycott peaches
He's full of shit, it all just keeps getting worse.
more proof why these old fucks running the country need to retire by age 65. Most powerful person in the world and this is how he spends his day. listening to old boomer who moves slower than a sloth
ok when are the womyn journalist coming
What's a chef doing sitting at a fed meeting? What the fuck is this circus?
This the official watch thread?
>>51596644sit your ass down and listen
>>51596665You missed digits by 1, you need to sit down.
>>51596644It does seem weird. This one feels more like it was made for the media then the other that was very numbers driven. Some restaurant going out of business is not abnormal. It is absolutely bog standard and more likely then not.
EXCUSE ME MR CHAIRMANMY FUCKING LIFE SAVINGS ARE GONEWHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THAT
WHAT DID I MISS
>>51596723the jews telling us everything is fine.
>>51594635Whos the hoe with the hoops, she must have a video around somewhere blowing dicks.
>>51596325jpow asked this man if he needs a bailout and his dumbass saying no we gonna make it just fineall he had to do was "no my business can't function in high interest rates and the american people r gonna starve" then SPY woudl go u
>>51596650>This the official watch thread?
>>51596723No one wants this ladies shitty Indian food anymore
>>51596650I guess lol
RATHER KILL MYSELF THAN HEAR THIS SHHIT ANY LONGER HOLY FUCK HOW BORING
>>51596736Phew, I was starting to get worried! Considering they run everything they probably know better than average Joe's like you and me.
>>51596409he said he buys pieces of israel
>>51596772That's real, everyday politics. Not the theatrics you Americans are used to. Shit is fucking boring, monotonous, and nothing ever gets done.
>>51596408How do I get free food card bros
>>51596805they are intentionally trying to make people stop paying attention to the FED by making it more boring
whadda ya got? THE MEASLES?
>>51595934Even more subtlety.
i want cheetie to piss on me but her talk is boring desu
>>51596890she'd be cuter if she had better teeth desu
You know the longer I look at her the hotter she gets.
I'd love to eat HER entree.
the fact that jp is not speaking is kinda sus
>>51597055>>51597082same i hate women so much it's unreal
>>51597127wait she turns you on but you follow that with "I hate women"? I don't understand bro.Also why the FUCK does the fed room not have noise insulation? Fucking cheapos.
>says business is basically recession proof>says business is bad>says business is not going to get better soonsell
>>51596084>>51596049>>51595986swing trader master racebought the last two daysnow comes the 12% pump
wait what'd they laugh at? Didn't catch it.
>>51597249guy made sex joke
>>51597261what'd he say?
>>51597284>tfw no succubus chef waifu
>>51597158>she turns you on but you follow that with "I hate women"many such csaes
>>51595934I knew AMD was for trannies.Nvidia master race.
>>51597269was talking about "revenge vacations" then something about getting married and it was delayed a bunch of timessomething something hes going to have revenge babiessomething like that
Imagine having to sit in on meetings like this for hours every day where people talk in circles just to fill time. I would rather shoot myself in the dick
This meeting is a waste of time
>>51594635Is this some boomer AA meeting? Everybody looks like they've lost their jobs.
wagies never learn
geez bros she's beautiful
>More women owners than ever before>Economy in shambleswho could have seen this coming
lol a millennial complaining about tradie men being lazy and not taking these abundant "high paying great career path jobs requiring no experience"
>>51596206>FINANCIAL PAIN AND SUFFERING SHALL BE KNOWN BY CORPORATIONS AND HOUSEHOLDS
wtf i love wagies now
>>51594426She sounds smart. I like her points.
>>51597576is it normal for the VIX to go up 17% in a day?
cant wait for old rich white banker to ask her condescending question after not listening to a word she says
>>51597249He said "imagine all the goyim watching from home as we destroy their finances live on air"
PLAYSTATION OR XBOX? THIS CONFUSES ME
>>51597623Bros...she's so beautiful...is she, dare I say, /ourgirl/?
>>51597743I want chef mommy personally.
this guy is all about DEMAND
>>51597623There's a blonde occasionally who is pretty fit too. I would.
she has the same accent as jeff bezos
>>51597553>wealth inequality at highest point in history>"we've put more blacks and women in positions of authority than ever!"it's like there's a connection or something
>eats off factory floorsShe's so dirty.
Her students studied economics just to get an Apple Store job
Women shouldn’t be allowed to work in business.
>>51597821You just KNOW the hotelier next to her want to pump her and leave his wife and child for this woman
I wanna tap my dick on her forehead.
>>51597868Everyone in the room wants a piece of her.
It sounds like the fed really does expect a recession (well a bigger one) because they are asking each of these people about what would happen if such an event occurs with regards to layoffs, prices, etc.
Break time. I wanna fuck chef lady so bad.
>>51597826how do we that that tribal knowledge out of the wagie before we lay them offbut they won't get laid off because we desperately need more men to take these awesome manufacturing jobs instead of getting an educationno I wouldn't do these jobs because i'm educated, but we need men to do these cool well paying jobs and support our economy
what a waste of timewhy are they doing this?
>>51597988>TRANSITIONINGWhat the fuck the Fed is a tranny now?????
>>51597988to keep the cattle sedated
>>51598043You're cattle too you know.
>>51597988it's not over yet
FUCK THE FED>FUCK THE FEDFUCK THE FED>FUCK THE FEDFUCK THE FED>FUCK THE FED
I wonder if these fed fags are talking shit about those wagies right now while eating a ribeye
>>51598116If the fed has cuties like that, I'd fuck em any day.
>>51594746cool mining rig
>>51597826>Her students studied economics just to get an Apple Store jobSelling fucking laptops at best buy has "certifications" these days.
>>51597960What she says isn't incorrect. More and more people go to college. For them that job is beneath them. And even for those that do not go to college, it just isn't a "cool" job. Many would rather work an office job, sales job, retail job, etc. The trades have similar issues. The jobs are considered dirty, hard, repetitive, etc. So even though they offer more money, they still have trouble recruiting.
>>51598216An 4 year econ degree is just above humanities when it comes to job prospects. If you want to work in the industry you need a PHD.
What did he say? Nothingburger?
>>51598859he spoke the fedspeak equivalent of>domp eet
so they aren't coming back for the second panel?
this boomerette knows whats up
>>51599121Yeah, she is right about old people. No doubt they will start working even more in the so called gig economy to try and make some extra money to supplement their retirement.
the fucking king charles dig lol
A nothingburger from beginning to end.
>>51594862I hope he does. Fuck the modern humans.
>>51599430Not like they would ever anounce something at an event like this. It was always just going to be a round table question and answer format. But it was interesting to get the point of view of different industries. Mostly stuff I already knew based on what I heard from other sources, but some of the specifics were new and interesting to me. 7/10 would waste time and listen to again.
>>51596869No, you’re just stupid.
Give it to me straight bros. How bad is it gonna get?
>>51599466At least there were a few qts.
>>51597943biggest takeawaythese rich people in power are so far disconnected from “reality” living in walled gardens that they’re shocked when the chef and nerd girl explain to them that the economy is wrecked like a hooker on new years. Absolute proof that even the retards on this Mongolian anime forum know more about the current state of affairs then those driving monetary policy.