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>>51594426
>no link
YOU HAVE ONE JOB!
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>>51594500
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHW1189e4MY
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>>51594500
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHW1189e4MY
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this nigger sure does make a lot of speeches these days
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was this scheduled? i dont remember seeing it
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>>51594635
thanks anon
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>>51594702
Everything is priced in don't worry about it
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>>51594426
If he fucking raises the rates again I swear to god he’ll be dooming half the planet
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he's gonna say something that triggers the godcandle. screencap this
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>>51594862
He literally can't raise target funds rate right now. Next FOMC is november. This is just going to be him jawboning markets into submission again.
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>>51595051
It's a trigger event and I'm in dca mode, so I wanna know if I should dca lower of if he'll push markets higher by saying something dovish
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>>51595391
who cares, equities/crypto in this range is a good buy. not btc/eth though
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>>51594426
The fed will announce they are transitioning the US economy to onchain
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>>51595429
>who cares, equities/crypto in this range is a good buy. not btc/eth though
kek this has to be one of the most retarded takes I've seen on /biz/ in the last 20 minutes (it's real retard hours today so competition is stiff).
just hold your dollars for now and hope "putin" doesn't cyberattack your banks and delete your money. but when you do start buying, it shouldn't be equities or fucking altcoins lmao.
>>51595391
he's talking to representatives from small business and housing and he's going to go "SCREEEEEEEE I'm a hawk you're fucked lol"
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>>51594862
top kek
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are they mocking the ppl with that catchy fedwave
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>>51595737
where? on the federal reserve website? youtube isn't playing any prestream fedcore
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>>51595604
>but when you do start buying, it shouldn't be equities or fucking altcoins lmao.
then what? btc?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVgXiqPG4mw
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>>51595816
yeah it is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVgXiqPG4mw
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>>51595604
>he doesn't know we're about to kick off the link + dapps bullrun
ngmi
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>>51594746
Thos circuit board looks very smug
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>>51595429
No, no it’s not. Going down at least another 1k points Anon
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>>51595893
>t.
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>>51594426
he said "new normal"
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>>51595948
more like jew normal
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is this meeting going to shift the markets or not?
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NO, NOT TOM HENNING
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hello tom
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>>51595900
enjoy getting priced out while you wait for that
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>>51594426
why ? EVERYTIME HE TALKS WE DUMP HARD
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This is boring af
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thats it?
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>>51595986
we should at least see a sizeable bounce here
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here he goes again muh jobs
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>>51595934
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>>51596021
Lol I don’t think you really understand what’s taking place here. It’s ok, I’ll be here to help you
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Should I become a trucker?
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what's my homie J powell saying? he bussin or sussin
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>>51596154
he listenin
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>>51596154
this is the first one I've watched but from the few minutes I've heard I think these events are just to placate retards who would believe that the "fed listens" and I doubt powell says anything that would be new to the markets after wednesday
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>>51594426
could go for some doom powell edits but I'm too lazy
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"No! No! We can only buy from Israel!
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muh poatotes muh tomatioe s israel china wtf is this yokel talking about
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short pears NOW
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FUCK THAT PIECE OF SHIT
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Can you tell this soggy raisin to shut up already? Jayjay Powow to talk.
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>>51596345
its called fedlistens
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old geezer's wife probably calling him asking how his big speech went
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>PEOPLE HAVE GOTTA EAT
not as much as they currently do in america though lmao
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this fuck said we buy peaches from israel
boycott peaches
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He's full of shit, it all just keeps getting worse.
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more proof why these old fucks running the country need to retire by age 65.
Most powerful person in the world and this is how he spends his day. listening to old boomer who moves slower than a sloth
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ok when are the womyn journalist coming
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shitty?
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What's a chef doing sitting at a fed meeting? What the fuck is this circus?
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This the official watch thread?
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>>51596644
sit your ass down and listen
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>>51596665
You missed digits by 1, you need to sit down.
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>>51594500
kek
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>>51596644
It does seem weird. This one feels more like it was made for the media then the other that was very numbers driven. Some restaurant going out of business is not abnormal. It is absolutely bog standard and more likely then not.
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EXCUSE ME MR CHAIRMAN
MY FUCKING LIFE SAVINGS ARE GONE
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THAT
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WHAT DID I MISS
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>>51596723
the jews telling us everything is fine.
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>>51594635
Whos the hoe with the hoops, she must have a video around somewhere blowing dicks.
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>>51596325
jpow asked this man if he needs a bailout and his dumbass saying no we gonna make it just fine

all he had to do was "no my business can't function in high interest rates and the american people r gonna starve" then SPY woudl go u
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>>51596650
>This the official watch thread?
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>>51596723
No one wants this ladies shitty Indian food anymore
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>>51596736
fucking shemitah
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>>51596650
I guess lol
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RATHER KILL MYSELF THAN HEAR THIS SHHIT ANY LONGER HOLY FUCK HOW BORING
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>>51596736
Phew, I was starting to get worried! Considering they run everything they probably know better than average Joe's like you and me.
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>>51596409
he said he buys pieces of israel
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>>51596772
That's real, everyday politics. Not the theatrics you Americans are used to. Shit is fucking boring, monotonous, and nothing ever gets done.
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>>51596408

How do I get free food card bros
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>>51596409
>>51596792
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>>51596805
they are intentionally trying to make people stop paying attention to the FED by making it more boring
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whadda ya got? THE MEASLES?
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>>51595934
Even more subtlety.
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i want cheetie to piss on me but her talk is boring desu
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>>51596890
she'd be cuter if she had better teeth desu
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You know the longer I look at her the hotter she gets.
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I'd love to eat HER entree.
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the fact that jp is not speaking is kinda sus
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>>51597082
same
i hate women so much it's unreal
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>>51597127
wait she turns you on but you follow that with "I hate women"? I don't understand bro.

Also why the FUCK does the fed room not have noise insulation? Fucking cheapos.
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>says business is basically recession proof
>says business is bad
>says business is not going to get better soon
sell
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>>51596049
>>51595986
swing trader master race
bought the last two days
now comes the 12% pump
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wait what'd they laugh at? Didn't catch it.
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>>51597249
guy made sex joke
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>>51597261
what'd he say?
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>>51597158
fuck succubi
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>>51597284
>tfw no succubus chef waifu
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>>51597158
>she turns you on but you follow that with "I hate women"
many such csaes
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>>51595934
I knew AMD was for trannies.
Nvidia master race.
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>>51597269
was talking about "revenge vacations" then something about getting married and it was delayed a bunch of times
something something hes going to have revenge babies
something like that
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Imagine having to sit in on meetings like this for hours every day where people talk in circles just to fill time. I would rather shoot myself in the dick
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This meeting is a waste of time
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>>51597345
kys
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>>51594635
Is this some boomer AA meeting? Everybody looks like they've lost their jobs.
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wagies never learn
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>>51594635
>nose piercing
gross
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geez bros she's beautiful
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>More women owners than ever before
>Economy in shambles
who could have seen this coming
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lol a millennial complaining about tradie men being lazy and not taking these abundant "high paying great career path jobs requiring no experience"
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>>51596206
>FINANCIAL PAIN AND SUFFERING SHALL BE KNOWN BY CORPORATIONS AND HOUSEHOLDS
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wtf i love wagies now
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>>51594426
She sounds smart. I like her points.
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>>51597576
is it normal for the VIX to go up 17% in a day?
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cant wait for old rich white banker to ask her condescending question after not listening to a word she says
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>>51597249
He said "imagine all the goyim watching from home as we destroy their finances live on air"
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PLAYSTATION OR XBOX? THIS CONFUSES ME
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>>51597623
Bros...she's so beautiful...is she, dare I say, /ourgirl/?
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>>51597743
I want chef mommy personally.
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this guy is all about DEMAND
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>>51597623
There's a blonde occasionally who is pretty fit too. I would.
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she has the same accent as jeff bezos
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>>51597553
>wealth inequality at highest point in history
>"we've put more blacks and women in positions of authority than ever!"
it's like there's a connection or something
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>eats off factory floors
She's so dirty.
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Her students studied economics just to get an Apple Store job
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Women shouldn’t be allowed to work in business.
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>>51597821
You just KNOW the hotelier next to her want to pump her and leave his wife and child for this woman
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I wanna tap my dick on her forehead.
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>>51597868
Everyone in the room wants a piece of her.
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It sounds like the fed really does expect a recession (well a bigger one) because they are asking each of these people about what would happen if such an event occurs with regards to layoffs, prices, etc.
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Break time. I wanna fuck chef lady so bad.
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>>51597826
how do we that that tribal knowledge out of the wagie before we lay them off

but they won't get laid off because we desperately need more men to take these awesome manufacturing jobs instead of getting an education

no I wouldn't do these jobs because i'm educated, but we need men to do these cool well paying jobs and support our economy
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what a waste of time
why are they doing this?
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>>51597988
>TRANSITIONING
What the fuck the Fed is a tranny now?????
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>>51597988
to keep the cattle sedated
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>>51598043
You're cattle too you know.
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>>51597988
it's not over yet
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FUCK THE FED
>FUCK THE FED
FUCK THE FED
>FUCK THE FED
FUCK THE FED
>FUCK THE FED
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I wonder if these fed fags are talking shit about those wagies right now while eating a ribeye
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>>51598116
If the fed has cuties like that, I'd fuck em any day.
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>>51594746
cool mining rig
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>>51598068
no u
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>>51597826
>Her students studied economics just to get an Apple Store job
Selling fucking laptops at best buy has "certifications" these days.
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>>51597960
What she says isn't incorrect. More and more people go to college. For them that job is beneath them. And even for those that do not go to college, it just isn't a "cool" job. Many would rather work an office job, sales job, retail job, etc. The trades have similar issues. The jobs are considered dirty, hard, repetitive, etc. So even though they offer more money, they still have trouble recruiting.
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>>51598216
An 4 year econ degree is just above humanities when it comes to job prospects. If you want to work in the industry you need a PHD.
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>>51598333
>the industry
Kek
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What did he say? Nothingburger?
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>>51598859
he spoke the fedspeak equivalent of
>domp eet
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so they aren't coming back for the second panel?
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>>51599000
wdym
youtube.com/watch?v=ZVgXiqPG4mw
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this boomerette knows whats up
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>>51599121
Yeah, she is right about old people. No doubt they will start working even more in the so called gig economy to try and make some extra money to supplement their retirement.
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the fucking king charles dig lol
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A nothingburger from beginning to end.
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>>51594862
I hope he does. Fuck the modern humans.
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>>51599430
Not like they would ever anounce something at an event like this. It was always just going to be a round table question and answer format. But it was interesting to get the point of view of different industries. Mostly stuff I already knew based on what I heard from other sources, but some of the specifics were new and interesting to me. 7/10 would waste time and listen to again.
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>>51596869
No, you’re just stupid.
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Give it to me straight bros. How bad is it gonna get?
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>>51599466
At least there were a few qts.
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>>51597943
biggest takeaway
these rich people in power are so far disconnected from “reality” living in walled gardens that they’re shocked when the chef and nerd girl explain to them that the economy is wrecked like a hooker on new years. Absolute proof that even the retards on this Mongolian anime forum know more about the current state of affairs then those driving monetary policy.



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