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hey guys, /smg/er here, just about to check my portfoli-ACK
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Ten years from now it won't matter if you bought at 35 or 10...
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>>51592522
I WANNA KNOW
HAVE YOU EVER SEEN THE RAIN?
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>>51592547
Because it'll be at $0?
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>>51592522
hahahahahahaha oh my fucking god. The level of fucking shilling for this dogshit i have seen has been unbelievable. Day after day, lower and lower...

get fucked .....

>>51592547
I have a stroooong feeling you are HODL:ing Palantir ? is that right? ticker PLTR.

enjoy your 'gains' in 10 years big dog.
Lunacy.
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>>51592522
kek baggies
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>be me, shoe shiner, 1929
>daily customer comes over
>some bigtime stock investor
>I know him well, we chat a lot, apparently he's worth millions
>I've got some savings, I wonder if he can help me make money for my family in the market
>ask
>"What do you think about US Steel? My cousin works there and said its a pretty great company."
>The man suddenly stands up mid shine and looks at me like he's just seen a ghots
>"W-what d-did you just say?" he stutters
>"US Steel, should I inv-"
>"NO YOU SHINE SHOES" he screams in my face
>"What? I mean I do but-"
>"YOU CAN'T MAKE MONEY IN THE MARKET"
>The man then sprints away, and I mean he hauls absolute ass
>he shouts at the other people to "get away from the shoe shiner" and "to sell everything before that idiot crashes the market"
>I've been shining this guy's shoes for 5 years, what an asshole. Oh well, I guess I should just not invest
>few weeks later the stock market crashes. People are suicidal and have lost everything
>I still have a nice pile of money that I never invested
>Everything is super cheap
>go buy US Steel
>twenty years later my investment is worth a fortune
>I still have no idea what that guy was talking about
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soxl holders
you've beclowned yourself
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>>51592522
Everyone exited for sour hour?
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Potato prices doubled in the past couple weeks. WHAT DO I DO?
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dow? more like ow lol
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missed out on $0.70 per contract just now, but it wouldn't have happened had i not relieved the MM of their paltry position against me. green is green though
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AVCT

WTFWT!!!
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>>51592522
>Basically my food company was started in 1934 and you are all going to starve
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WE DOT HAVE ANY HECKIN TRACTORS FOR THE TATERS SELL SELL SELL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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It’s over!
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>We have not purchased any tractors since 2019
AHH!
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Globalism is going to go down as one of the most retarded ideas in history
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>two threads
You know what they say about exuberance
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when is the great reset
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAA I'M GETTING SQUAZOOZLED ON MY SPWR SHORTS
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>>51596533
Youre in it
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>>51592547
well i hate to be the one to tell you this, but with a leveraged fund there is absolutely a risk of a temporary low being too low
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>oil and gas crashing spectacularly for no reason
Who could be behind this?
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>>51596667
Apparently climate change got so bad - nobody has to heat their homes in Winter now
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>>51596533
Now
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>>51592522
>long holding a leveraged etf
told those SOX* tranny niggas they were playing with fire
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>>51597140
It is just the wrong leveraged ETF.
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Hehe there are even jokes during the Fed podcast.
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>>51597181
>holding sqqq for a year
nice ta retard
hold it a big longer maybe you'll hit square one again
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lol i remember someone saying at the beginning of this year in smg that buying soxl at 40$ was free money..
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>>51597334
A year??? nah nigro I started buying mid July.
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>>51596411
sell potatoes
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>>51596667
Don't look at me bro, I'm buying that shit with both hands.
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>>51597339
that poster beclowned himself
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OP owns DWAC by the way
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I bought 10k of tqqq at 21.66.
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Jews owe me money and women
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Anybody still holding SOXL is a fool. The original SOXL shill himself told you niggers to sell when SOX went under the 200 day moving average which last happened coming off the April high when SOXL was still over $40. If you didn't sell it's on you
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>>51595076
Some people just worry to much man.
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>>51592547
It is entirely possible for a triple leveraged fund to never recover in the event of a market crash
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>>51598747
I bought 100 shares of QQQ AT $327
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>>51594960
If anyone here is still holding PLTR, they could sell 09/30 800C for 0.07 (earning $1/day) or 10/21 850C for 0.18 ($0.64/day)
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>>51592522
I'm buying this at 4.29

5000 shares, I think it's bottom
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>LITERALLY, i mean *LITERALLY* just wait until the Fed lowers interest rates again
>buy SOXL

it's just that easy. prove me wrong, you can't.
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Should I sell now? I'm up, I dont understand this
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>>51601116
>I'm up, I dont understand this

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krcNIWPkNzA&t=182s



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