>Brokershttps://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq https://brokerchooser.com/>Risk management:https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp>Live Streams:http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.htmlhttps://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com/https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domainhttps://www.thebalance.com/>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Free charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.com/https://www.koyfin.com/https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://www.tradingview.com/screenerhttps://etfdb.com/>Pre-Market Data and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:https://biopharmcatalyst.com>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/>Calendarshttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htmhttps://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html>Misc:https://squeezemetrics.com/monitorhttps://market24hclock.com/https://tradingeconomics.comPrevious: >>50765467
I get really self conscious when the big dick energy song comes on the radio and my wife sings/hums the chorus
good morning, I hate women.
>>50770377I was born with small dick energy. I can't do anything. I've known nothing but sorrow and misery for the entire duration of my 40 year life.
>>50770435Good morning sir!
>>50770449tfw
>>50770449You can always invest in stocks!
One time this biz kid said his e-girl GF is gonna leave if he doesn't pull a 10x soon. I said break up with her and do a 20x. It's probably a man anyways.
>>50770359Can the vixchads get a win this coming week finally?
>>50766979>I’m not saying you are wrong, I’m just saying that will never happen. So hating Niggers instead of coming to a real solution is just what the chinks / snow niggers want.Unironically all you need to do is stop SUBSIDIZING their birthrates. Literally just stop giving them foodstamps, and Section 8 housing. Or at least make it so single mothers, which are mostly comprised of black mothers do not receive it. Why are you paying them to create more of themselves and then having to give an ever increasing amount of welfare to them? All so they can swarm urban and suburban areas with high crime rates? It does not make sense.
>>50770517VIX to 50 by fri
How do I profit off Sri Lanka? Should I run for president promising stability, justice and prosperity by investing in energy such as nuclear?
>>50770534thats only half the problem. you need to make eunuchs of the rape apes as well as their spawn because the behavior is based in genetics more than socialization
>>50770535If it did reach 50 I would probably sell at 14 unless I was busy at work and missed selling too early.
>>50770555Promise to use Sri Lanka's world class graphite/graphene deposits to build a domestic space elevator and usher in a new golden age.
Siga's float shorted is down to the 8% from 9%. This rally is just beggining.
On Friday I had a 50 lot iron condors on SPY with $412/$415 strikes that I was holding into expiration. Spy closed over $412 so I was due the max profit, but fucking Robinhood closed the position early because it was “risky”. They lost me something like $3k just because they closed my position early. I’m pissed but I don’t think there is anything I can do about it on the RH front but contact support who will just point at the terms and conditions>get a rep brokerI am. Looking at Schwab and Fidelity. Any recommendations for a big boy broker?
>>50770633>Looking at Schwab and FidelityI haven't used either of their platforms to trade, but TDA thinkorswim is gold standard
>>50770633>>50770653>I haven't used either of their platformsI guess I am using Schwab now / will be that the TDA / Schwab merger is occurring in 2023
>>50770606Hell yeah
>>50770435does your model take into account trillions of debt? I hate it when people make models by looking into past, ignoring that rules of the game are constantly changing.
>>50770633Fidelity or TDA for domestic markets. IBKR for when you need access to foreign markets.
>>50770449Damn shame.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1eMkC9ZnTo
>Be me >Come back to Europe from Tbilisi>Prices have risen>Earn dollars>Euro dumped>Prices essentially stayed the same for meHeh. In the past people looked at me weird for essentially having zero local money. Now nobody does.
>>50770767Thanks. This song gave me a flashback to the one time I tried hiring a prostitute and how she treated me.
>>50770820Poor Stains...
>>50770820Lighten up, it's another day in paradise for everyone
>>50770633I have IB and zero complaints so far.
>>50770435Sir
>>50770653>>50770633think or swim is difficult to use. need to look up tutorials on how to use it. Unironically more difficult than using MT4.
>>50770534The only thing keeping the black population suppressed is abortion
>>50770796I can finally afford to travel Europe and fuck their impoverished women
>>50770963>The only thing keeping the black population suppressed is abortionYes, and in red states that won't be happening any longer. Going to see a surge in their numbers in places like Houston.
>>50771020is she fat?
When i buy a stock i all of the sudden believe every bullish thing people say when before i would laugh. funny how that works.
Is this bullish for SIGA?
I'm being onboarded for a big 4 and they're asking me to disclose all of my financial holdings Peak kikery
>>50771089Why yes I’m all in GaySex (SIGA) how can you tell?
>>50771089You only have to disclose single stock holdings, ETF's are fair game for not reporting. But yes it is extremely rabbinical behavior, just pull a Pelosi to get around it.
>>50771082Absolutely bullish
Buy MEGL, faggots
/smg/ more like poop and pee
>>50771089>>50771129Cool it with the antisemitic remarks
>>50770359The next day I put ~$4.6k into TSLA at ~$660 and ~$2k into Unity at ~$34Now I know why you're all still posting here instead of enjoying life as millionairesExcept you SOXL bro, you're ok.I didn't end up buying weed stocks because I don't know anything about the companies, but I'd prob be up a little on those too
Is this Scott’s Miracle Grow (ticker: smg) General?
>>50771173yeah most people are broke niggers here. follow your gut
my gut is telling me chicken teriyaki for lunch.
thinking bout that ladyboy in the elevator, lads
>>50770653>>50770670>>50770930I like TOSHave you used the TD Ameritrade debit card? That was something I liked about RH, there’s an easy off ramp for emergencies
>>50771271>investing with money you needngmi
>>50771271>Have you used the TD Ameritrade debit card? That was something I liked about RH, there’s an easy off ramp for emergenciesdidn't know Think or swim had a debit card but I used RH's debit card pretty often. It's been changed recently and now you have to move money around in Two separate holdings so I'm not sure how good it is now or how quickly you can use funds after closing a position or if you can even buy things using margin now.
>>50771278>nvesting with money you needNo its more like buying shit on credit or treating yourself after selling calls or closing a position.
anyone have thoughts on pgny?
>>50771473i don't think, i just buy
>>50771473do they cover birth control and abortion services?
Short Monday.com before earnings (ticker:MNDY)
>>50771602It is always funny to see an isreali shitco
>>50771396This
I had a prophetic dream. The market will be red on monday. -101 points on the DOW, -31 points on the pee and -71 points on the nasduck.
>>50771473Since their financials are good if you believe in people struggling to get pregnant then they are the way to go. I will probably buy a small bag on Monday although I'm 90% in SIGA.
>>50770534America is pretty amazing. Life is pure shit unless you won the degree roulette and got some stem degree that actually pays (many of them do not pay) or gives frequent promotions. But somehow we give infinite free shit to joggers, who have an entire economy of drug dealers independent of the IRS.
Would you guys like me to make another infographic on stocks for the NWO? I'm the dude who made the infographic for SIGA. I'm obviously still 90% in SIGA because its going to $100 but I like making these for fun and I'm pretty sure everything on my list will triple in the next 3 years at least.
>>50771082lmfao
>>50771694i won that degree roulette and my penalty is working with numbskull low-iq lazy indians
Who do you guys have this week? Seems meme-heavy.> Palantir> Berkshire Hathaway> Workhorse> Coinbase> Roblox> Wish> Unity> Wendy's> Disney> Dutch Bros> Bumble> Rivian
>>50771473>Health insurance is a great business model to begin with>Profitable, no debt>Low employee count, room to grow>Woke companies offering to pay for IVF>Fertility already trending down and the v@x probably nuked birth ratesMy thesis is the stock will do well and they will get acquired by a big insurer. The only bear case I can think of is if the economy will tanks big companies will stop paying for fertility benefits.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1Y9dcAHNVo&ab_channel=DaversaPartners
>>50771795Sugoi!
>>50771806Bumble for maximum clown world haram.
>>50771806All in LABD. Bioshit will squirt poopy red doo doo.
>>50771806i was interested in dutch bros until i looked at their menu and realized its all frappe garbage for white women. apparently you cant even order a normal hot coffee there. sure that other stuff is popular but I think the underlying coffee has to be decent, assuming normies get a taste for higher quality beans... maybe thats a stupid assumption
>>50771694i know multiple people with no degrees that make 200k+ after going from the factory floor to upper management/sales/outside consulting (one was even from trailer park single mom) or sticking to their 9-5 job and investing into real estate or banks. you just have to not be a dumbass, do your job as described, keep pushing for more money/promotions, and be in a skilled job that actually produces value added goods i.e. an aerospace or medical factory, not mcdonalds or amazon warehouse
>>50772079It is a stupid assumption. They did extensive testing on this, and people generally prefer low quality watery coffee as a matter of taste preference.
>>50772131>I know boomersCool, thanks for the story.
>>50772207try 25-35 lazy nigger
IIIII WAN TO BE NIIINNNJJJJAAAAAAAA
>>507722296% of the US population makes over 200k in their household, 3% would hypothetically be earners. The bulk of said people would likely be living in states which are high cost, like New Jersey, where up to 7% of the population would be earning over 200k. Within '25-35' such people would literally be the top .5% of earners as in not a statistically meaningful population and not representative of "werking rly hard and making it u lazy bro?' because the sheer amount of right place right time, knowing people and just plain not having things go wrong that could fuck them over would make them obscenely lucky, hard work is unlikely to have anything to do with it.>in aerospace or whateverIs literally the same as 'degree roulette', meaning there are a handful of industries where people are 'lucky' enough to work.The US is collapsing and no amount of american cope on your part will change that.
This rally still has some more juice in it, right?
>>50772268ok?
>>50770534You need to come up with and invest in a final, technological solution or invest understanding all that white shit is never coming back.>stop SUBSIDIZING their birthratesBlacks have had hard negative birth rates for decades now you gorilla retard. The reason they outbreed whites (which will also be extinct soon) is because whites are apparently broken and are incapable of enacting their reproductive strategy without a pervading pro-fertility pro-monogamy monotheistic religion AND a government which explicitly suppresses female behavior. Their niche is gone and it's their fault.
If you don't have a bag of CHRD end of Monday you're ngmi. Don't say I didn't warn you
>>50772287If you have to ask I recommend proceeding with caution
>>50772328What a fucking cuckhold
>>50772287It's a full on bull market, hop on and hold on tight
how much hope do you have for the short-term and long-term future? be honest.
Uh Mumubros this chart implies SPX 3300 soon...
>>50772345Feels like were in for several months of chop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Te0HyHn2RV4&ab_channel=BloombergMarketsandFinanceYou chuds should watch this. Mandatory.
>>50772386my sources tell me we're about to super moon though.
I honestly hope SIGA and GOVX rugpullls everyone. The mentally ill faggot disease was put here to cull out the degenerates and you guys are giving money to the people trying to keep them around to spread their fucking filth a little bit longer. Just let to dipshits who can’t abstain go down with their morals
>>50772386yea but it will hit 4200 first.
>>50772349I'm right and you're retarded. Cuckolding is not even possible in a world where nobody reproduces.
>>50772437ah yes, you know what they say, hurry and pick up the pennies before the steam roller gets to them.
>>50772429So diseases are made as punishment for sin? What is cancer a punishment for?
>>50772429>GOVXYes, they’re garbage>SIGALol. Lmao. Not a chance.
is it time to buy SOXL yet?
>>50772498Wait until it’s a bit higher so you know it’s valuable
First the jobs report showing there's more room for the fed to hike, now the fed bugmen are coming out one by one to formally signal what we already knew, which is that we're liable to get stuck in a wage-price loop unless the fed digs in much harder than markets have currently priced in. Stocks are going to start getting shaky next week as the pivot narrative starts to lose its legs. I'm expecting 330 SPY by eom.
>>50771806Plug Power is where its at for them gains.
>>50772521we're getting a pivot, and another round of QE
>it's just luck>muh statisticsi mentioned them because they were exceptional. the majority are making 50-90k before overtime which is still pretty damn comfy. >american copechyba jestes pojebany w glowie, przyjc do mojego miasta i bedzies widzial gwiazda i czerwone lyni ty cyganu
>>50772532cope harder. we reached peak pivot narrative last week, with every last pivotfag thinking they were so clever second guessing the fed without realizing they'd fallen into the biggest consensus trade of all time. Every last mumu is going to get his clock cleaned longing this imploding narrative.
>>50772470Who do I look like, god? Why do faggots fuck each other? Who laughs in a world where babies starve and the war heroes of society get cast of and go shelterless. Maybe cancer is the unshackled love god has that us mere mortals can’t adapt to and thus perish from its divinity.
>>50772464That’s the mentality of a cuckhold alright. If you were so right why aren’t you reproducing? How come you can’t find a gal who is like minded and as awesome and super cool as you? Have you ever considered that you may, indeed, be a a cuckhold?
>>5077238050-100 yr very hopeful.Next 30 years will be bad though.
$MEGL will be HKD on steroids and meth. Get in early for this gook scam for fucks sakes.
>>50772620No?>chasing memes implodes accounts all the time>one in hand worth more than two in bush>especially when bush is on fire and everyone is pissing on the fire thus poisoning the two while my one is piss free
Have a good weekend /smg/ (except for bears)
>>50772543meds
The 10yr and DXY are starting to trend upward on the daily. I'm expecting some sort of move downwards this week, likely due to the CPI release.
>>50772706no, stocks only go up, #bullgang #diamondhands
>>50772714wow USA 1p ID time to short USA down to $1
>>50772380>short-termnot much>mid-terma bit. things might keep going as they are for a decade or two.>long-termzero. i fully expect all of our financial systems to blow up in our face long-term because they're too leveraged, which only works fine as long as things keep expanding, not when growth starts receding. population-wise, we're reaching a global peak, resource-wise as well, and i very much doubt that technology will be able to counter-act these effects.after that? i really don't know.
>>50772706>DXY and 10yr going up on the daily, a saturdaydude it doesnt matter the stock market is closed on saturday, the dollar and 10yr can do whatever it wants lmao stocks dont move on saturdays
>>50772759>he doesn't know when forex and bonds tradeI'd say this could be b8 but the "dude" lends it a firm air of authenticity
>>50772291You will never be ninja
>>50772759You are an emotional trader who is betting against clown markets. >honk
SPY divided by M2 money supply makes for a rather interesting chart. Relative to the money supply, stocks peaked out at their pre-covid high before tumbling back down. Might not be the most shocking of findings, but it suggests that the covid stock price rally was induced by quantitive-easing and flooding the money supply. Stock valuations also have noticeably never recovered from the 2000 bubble, all subsequent rallies are based on quantitative easing.
Clear uptrend anticipating the CPI release without a confirmation of the June as a the "Official" low with a retest or higher low. With the MACD/RSI trending upwards
Kek, GOVX has more in the pipeline than just mpox vax. Can't wait till the govt gives them a fat wad of money. Fags will do what they do no mater what. Might as well profit from the sickness. Taking advantage of opportunity that's the only way to get ahead.
>>50772949all indicators are pointing to a bearishness. recession, inflation, rate hikes, bad earnings, mass layoffs, supply chain problems, energy crisis, etc. the most reasonable thing to do is to be bearish, but what is the most clown world thing to do? if you didnt answer PUMP IT, youre betting against clown world.
I really need to stop buying shit drunk on Amazon...
>>50773021Even clown world can't fight gravity. Print more money or go down.
CPI is going to fall off a cliff and stocks are going to moonthe bottom is already in and bobo's are finna get HEEEEEEEMED next week
>>50772328Artificial womb tickers are required.
>>50773071god i hope so.
>>50773005GOVX and CMRX shills are nothing but pajeets looking to trick anons from investing in SIGA to into shitcoin stocks related to mpox.
>>50773048>Print more money or go down.Is the bearish thesis that .gov stops printing money? Surely nobody can believe this is good faith. Are the libertarians going to sweep the midterms and I didn't get the memo?
>>50771709Yes anon, please make more infographics. I’m intrigued to know more about your NWO stock list. Thank you in advance
>sold SIGA at 23 because I'm hoping it crashes when the markets openLiving on the edge
>>50773138You’re pushing your luck anon>inb4 it opens at 25 and rallies from there
>>50773138You are a dumb mother fucker. Faggots never stop having unprotected risky dangerous piss fueled sex.
>>50773138You're going to be pissed when it hits $30 next week.
If you're not bullish on UUUU you ain't white>>>/pol/389962946
>>50773113The bearish thesis is that the real economy is shrinking no matter what they do to hide it. Hyperinflation, depression, or decade-long stagflation: those are their options and they can pick their poison.
>>50773122
>>50773225I’m hoping for stagflation out of those options.
Why do I keep playing rigged games
>wow, 8am on a saturday morning?>better crank up the bass and shake my entire apartment complex with my nigger music!
>>50772714Saw a Tesla in Dublin the other day with the license plate “HODLGANG”. I kek’d. What do you think his YTD is.
>>50773289Sounds like your neighbor is based and doesn’t give a fuck about you wage cucks next to him
>>50773289Well you can take solace in knowing it's at least not a nigger playing it because they aren't capable of getting out of bed that early.
>>50773225>the real economy is shrinkingThen you buy assets and they go up nominally. Because they print the denominator.The real economy will be shrinking for the next one hundred and twenty years based on demographics alone. That does not imply stocks go down.
>>50773265
Vix or SQQQ?
redpill me on ringcentral (RNG)
>>50773420spy calls. bad news this week = big fake and gay pumps.
>>50773435>This week
Bros, I'm close to receiving an inheritance, and I'm thinking about going all-in into global index funds. I don't want to trade, I just want to play vidya while the money grows in the background.Anyone here invests in that? Anything I should know, or you'd like to share?
>>50773420Kek I genuinely hope this becomes a thing and idiot zoomers start pouring coke in their gas tanks. I remember when these kind of things got pushed more often to idiots on Facebook. Outing retards needs to come back in style. I think one of them was microwaving your iphone to charge it or something.
>>50772996DXY will hit 120 this year. Especially after this jobs report no fucking way the fed pivots this year.
>>50773578I hate to tell you this, but you're about to get your inheritance money, buy the top of the indices right before the biggest depression in human history, then the great reset will happen, then you will own nothing and be happy. You'd be better off having a good time with that money while you still can.
>>50773578Why don't you use the money to do something with your life?
>>50770359What do you guys think of Paypal how much higher will it go before crabbing?
>>50773719Only boomers like me still use PayPal. Everyone else uses apple pay or Google pay
>>50773578yeah just go with that or SPY or VTI and have fun being a millionaire
>>50773195I'm going to generate a better version of this webm later. I fixed the expression on bobo's face, and I want to try and line up the head movements a bit better. Keep an eye out!
>>50773578depending on the amount and country you need to use as much tax advantage as you can. Fill up your accounts. use as much taxable accounts as you can. put your max into pension etc etc. Get a one time fee financial advisor if you want to be set for life as you'll probably lose more from tax than you earn in a year.But yes buy a global index and you'll be set for life. also keep some cash for emergencies.
why the fuck arent they invading taiwan yet? my TSMC puts will expire worthless wont they...
>>50773802I would love it if you could make the fairy getting hit with a chair bobo, and the hamchad mumu in this webm. If you ever find the time. That shit would be hilarious
I just realised some of you zoomers probably have mums the same age as me. Post your milfs, who wants a new stepdaddy?
>>50772706is there any chart comparison for when the DXY goes up that the stock market goes down?I like mannarino-sama but he has been preaching the same shit for years now and nothing ever happens
>>50773876it's funny to slow it down frame-by-frame
>>50773825>one time fee financial advisorNo such thing exists. For a one time fee you can get a financial plan, you will be moving the money around yourself though if you do that.
>>50773876I can add that to my list, don't know when I'll get to it though
I wonder what VIX is doing right now bros.
>>50772386Yeah, I'm thinking we're having another leg down.
>>50773937yes it does and literally who cares that's the easy part.
>>50773973All I ask is you consider it that's all
>>50774009Fucking investment firms shouldn't be allowed to buy residential property. If I were to support one socialist style government policy it would be a ban on this.
>>50774001Vix ponders the orb on weekends.
>>50774058Government and investment firms work hand in hand. The government wants this too.
What if I'm wrong? What if my stock goes down instead of up?
>>50773593iCharge joke amazed me that even one person fell for it. Then there was drilling a hole in your iphone to access the hidden headphone jack.
>>50774094line go down?good.
so are we going up or down next week?
>>50774213yes
>>50774218interesting, so therefore a long strangle should print next week
Has anyone else on /smg/ found that as you've gotten older, the sight of your own blood has made you queasy? I'm 35, and just had to use some tiny scissors to cut away some hanging skin from a big cut on my hand, and I almost fainted...
>>50773578good thinking. get your inheritence and dollar cost average into the market over the next two years. theres a lot of stock market uncertainty, and you can minimize this buy gradually buying in. VTI is great, for you i would get some emerging marker exposure, maybe some developed ex us exposure and small cap value.
the great reset is a big money narrative to keep the poors from buying low
>>50773657>>50773691>>50773768>>50773825>>50774347Thanks bros. I don't meant to spam (You)s, but I don't want to be ungrateful either. I'll take all this information into consideration. WAGMI
Buying the dip since March is finally paying off. How long will it last frens?
>>50770449girls dont care for dick, the crave for money and safety
>>50774386>t. virgin
>>50774337Umm sweaty, /smg/ male only general. I recommend you go to /ck/ with that. The girls over there will sympathize.
>>50774408I guess I'm just becoming kind of a pussy bitch as I get older...Oh well
>>50774337If you’re not used to site of blood at 35 you have wasted your life.
>>50772996>>50773633
Is there way for retards, literal retards, to trade options?Because I am that retard
>>50774438no its not possible sorry
>>50773420SQQQ but sell on tuesday or early morning wednesday. Inflation will probably have 'cooled off', maybe the same as july. Bulltards will take this as proof a pivot is imminent and GME will go to 1000 dollars a share and eclipse the global gdp in mcap. The FED will not share this opinion.
>>50771396Sweden yes! I hope they can unfuck their shit, the company that makes my DAW is based there.
>>50774418The thing is I never had this problem before. I used to get cut up and bleed all the time... it's only recently
>>50774444Surely there must be something. Buying and selling shares doesn't lead anywhere
>>50773578That made my day, anon. I love hearing about people making it. Enjoy your life, bud.
>>50774337hemophobia is quite common and has nothing to do with age. Are you certain you don't have schizophrenia and have interpreted one (1) incidence of a subjective fee-fee with an overarching pattern?
>>50773289>>50773305>>50773331
>>50774472>>50774472you dare question my quads
>>50774337Can’t say I share the same problem. I’m a laborer and a disaster worker. I bleed almost everyday. I have 2 kids too. I’ve seen a lot of blood.
>>50774483No, it's not the only time. The other day when I initially cut my hand, I almost fainted as well. Got really lightheaded and had to sit down. A few years back I cut my thumb pretty bad washing a very sharp knife, and actually did faint... That was the first time it this ever happened. I was probably 31 or 32 at the time
>>50774416Your wife will cheat on you with an ex-mil guy whose wife cheated on him. It's over.
>>50774483I just don’t like gay people’s behavior. I guess that’s what homophobia means these days. I’m officially homophobic and will respond with “Yes.” when questioned in the future.
Is anyone following BBBY? Or is that just another GME cult?
>>50774416It’s involuntary. Your brain changes throughout your life. I used to love heights for example. I could sit with my legs dangling 100s of feet in the air. Now I get a bit woozy when I’m on a really high ledge. I think I just really want to be alive and not dead.
>>50774546Heights is the only thing that actually makes me woozy. Like my knees buckle if I even see a situation on tv that involves dangerous heights kek. Definitely won't be skydiving anytime soon.
>>50774502I-im sorry anon. Please forgive me
>>50773691>living easy doing whatever you feel like isn't "doing something with your life"Cringe, you can't get in to heaven through works.
>>50774337have you ever considered that age has nothing to do with you being a sheltered faggot?
>>50773578we might be having a housing crash soon best to just slowly dollar cost into picks that give high dividends. If the market ever does suddenly crash 50% in a day or week then try to get in as much as you can while it's cheap
>>50774613DCA in to SCHD or FDVV would be an option. Long term, VOO will win though.
>>50774472leaps
>>50774613>>50774632>no inverse etf tracking houses
>>50774546Phobias are overwhelmingly genetic and they overlap extremely commonly. Twin studies overwhelmingly confirm this. There is no gene for any specific phobia, it is generalized anxiety genes.Again, it has nothing to do with age and it is very likely to manifest in other phobias, especially if it is extreme enough to cause fainting.>>50774521Based
>>50772620Wtf is this?
>>50774706
>>50772979they changed m2, doesnt it contain bank deposits now?
Jesus Christ it's 95 degrees and humid. I'm not gonna leave my bedroom today. Michigan can be like a fucking tropical jungle sometimes.
>>50774697Lmao, you’re retarded
dont take unnessecary risksSave a bit and enjoy the present because the future is uncertain https://youtu.be/mG_YK4SaHRE
>>50774779get a slurpee
>>50774752they moved a thing from m2 to m1. since m2 contains m1, it did not change as a result of the change.
>>50774795That would require me to leave my apartment. No thanks but good suggestion. Wouldn't mind some soft serve. I don't think I've had that in years.
>>50774404you mean happily married happily cooming raw in my wifes clean trad.wife pussy everyday
>>50774828>you mean happily married happily cooming raw in my wifes clean trad.wife pussy everyday
>>50774828Don't take it personally and I'm not saying she is one of them but my best shags were with married women and I can't stress the stories I've heard from others about trad wives
>>50774788It's too late bud, we already know the heritability of phobias. There's nowhere left for witch doctors in this field.
>>50771326Did that strategy work?
>>50774691There's DRV, but I don't like inverse ETFs that are just opaque swaps. DJI has a real estate index that you could short, otherwise you'd be stuck with DRV.
>>50774727Damn, that anon who shilled it (hopefully) made some good profits on this cunt
Smg really making me want to kill myself today>penis size>degree/career roulette>wife/gf posting
>>50774942i know. Imagine my disappointment after coming home from work and having to read through this mess
>>50774942
>>50774852lol, go out and have sex you filthy piece of shit
>>50770633I am late to the party but I am pretty sure that would happen with other brokers as well. You have to execute the full contract at expiry, so you need the margin to cover exercising all the lots. It blows because spreads should settle via cash due to the way the options will net each other, but clearing does not work that way. HOOD should have done novel innovations in the way clearing is done. It would have been a way better business model.
>>50774942Why are you coming here on weekends in the first place
This taiwan shit is going to be another nothingburger.
>>50774438>Liberal retardsShouldn’t you be posting your pronouns on tiktok?
>>50774976I’m lonely and don’t have a life. I still hope I can make it and the market would be one path
>>50774942its ok anon, yagmi
>>50774897>Did that strategy work?Idk did it?
>>50774942>thick 6">Accounting/janitor>Sakura Miko
>>50775022There’s no date. I can’t tell if it’s sarcastic
>>50774941He did. Check out STBX and JZ. It’ll probably do the same. There’s some weird Asian ipo scam going on. Just make sure you sell quickly.
My NWO stock list is almost complete. I’m excited to share it, this is my favorite part of investing (after making money from GaySex).
>>50775036think it's well over a year old. maybe 2
>>507749427x5.5AA/LaborerIsland girl 5’2” 105lb
>>50775057Looking forward to it, anon. Let’s see some tickers. WAGMI
>>50775031>>50775074what in your tiny peabrain tells you "oh in this stock market thread people will surely want to know my personal stats"?You are the worst people. NGMIkys.
OH COOL A STOCK MARKET THREAD LETS BRAG ABOUT MY BIG DICK
AND THEN THEY WONDER WHY THEY STAY POORI JUSTCAN'TTAKEIT ANYMOREAAAAAAAH
>>50775115Someone asked, nigger.
>>50775115Kek not gonna apologize, this is what people want on the weekend. Side note, I tried playing baldurs gate again after like a decade and the level of autism needed to play that game supercedes my desire to play it. I don't know how you fags do it.
>>50775057Absolutely based
>>50775095Its a custom made ETF featuring my austicially researched tickers ranging from Electric grid updating companies, "you will eat the bugs", Fertility stocks, lab grown organs, desalination, and a ton more.I have made sure every company is both legit, profitable, growing, and has a nice looking chart.I am extremely autistic about this stuff, I sit here listening to dank ass retro music for hours while doing it. I personally believe this stuff will make me very wealthy.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZdVwTjUtjg
>>50775174Very nice
>>50775174Based autist stock chad. We appreciate you
>>50773578>Anything I should know, or you'd like to share?Sell puts on stocks you like and keep cash to average down on dips by selling more puts. You could make anywhere from 2-20% on your capital used for 45 days of time depending on how much of a meme the underlying is. I could go into more detail about running theta gang properly if you want.
>>50775174what is the name for this dystopian ETF?
>>50774573try jumping off a building in VRsounds like you'll be prone to it and your legs will def feel funny
>>50775230Ride the New Wave(RTNW)
>>50775174I look forward to it, any idea on when you'll b releasing it?
>>50774941shit was available to trade for like 6 minutes out of the day. nobody made shit on it
so should i short BBBY first thing monday morning or wait til wednesday midday?
>>50775286I'll release just the names soon but the actual infographic will take time.Some of them (just a tiny amount) are start ups that you have to invest in alternatively and directly. I know I know, but when I see Bill Gates investing millions upon millions in a lab meat grower I think its worth it.
>>50775271My friend has an oculus and said next time I'm out there he's going to set it up. Should be interesting.
>>50775311What kind of research do you do?I have a stock that I need to build a position in before I start memeing about it. It could get cut in half or it could go up 5X
>>50775281>>50775174You're not an autist, you're just a hipster with bad taste. Gib at least some tickers, faggot
>>50775281Also you're seriously going to post some scammy crypto project pepe in the stock market general?
>>50775057Make it optionable and I will buy in lots of 100. I have a globohomo watch list but this is even better
>>50775585placing puts on those white sheets, put on some underwear man
>>50775585post crack pipe and next inside trade hunter.
Is SIGA the next DW-ACK
>>50775592I JUST GOOGLED A PICTURE OF A SURFING PEPE AND I THOUGH IT LOOKED FUN
>>50775585As least you sprung for a nice motel room.
>>50775688lol
Hopefully clf tranny offd himself
>>50770359I Bonds, that is all
>>50774859tell me more about your sex with cheating wives, even if it's a LARP (let's be real: we all know it is), i don't care.
>>507756884channel Private Detectives don't know what fun is. They live in constant misery constantly reverse searching every image hoping to expose some serial spammer or shilling psyop. But all they end up doing is inducing schizophrenia in their own head and show that they are too autistic to understand that most people don't have a dedicated reaction image folder and just grab them off google as needed.
>>50775753Sadly his last twitch stream was 5 days ago. People who actually kill themselves don't think about us during that time. People kill themselves for many reasons but not because someone on the internet was mean. I learned that the hard way because Baggie is still alive
>>50775688
>>50775753And clf tranny just doesn't trade anymore all he does is smoke weed and play vidya. Clf was just some insider information he received from someone else
>>50775271There was this spot in wow back in 2004 with these two tall Mesa looking things. Probably petrified tree stumps. I think they were called the twin colossals in Feralas. I remember finding them and jumping off because it gave me butterflies in my stomach. It was fun and weird.
>>50775781That's nonsense and a stereotype and you know it. I prefer to spend my downtime here figuring out rather the women posted are in fact actually men.
>>50775291Some dude in here got 100@8.88 and sold over $100 iirc.
>>50775781I actually use yandex so just know looking at my pictures you are supporting the war in ukraine
>>50770435Now normalize for money supply kek. Being above the red line will be the new support.
Alright, I brought the chicken nuggets. Whats the weekend scoop /smg/? I need all the details.
>>50775930Buy AIRT on Monday
>>50775946I know absolutely nothing about Airplanes but now that I've seen this mentioned a few times, I'm going to grab a lot of shares while it's cheap.
>>50775909it's normalized by CPI, which is not a good value to normalize by just like M2 (consumer price inflation isn't stock market inflation, M2 doesn't just flow into stocks).a closer bet is normalizing by GDP (not real!), and the graph still looks very overvalued.
>>50775869no he didnt
A stock pumping into earnings is a bullish sign right?
>>50775998
>>50770359GLD looks like it bounced off of the resistance. With DXY going up I think some GLD puts would be easy money for the next month
with over 1 billion africans, how come not one was smart enough to invent a water pipe?
>>50776043u know why
>>50776025nope, means people are overbuying it, expectations will be too high before anything is confirmed and once confirmed it wont be as great as they thought. classic 'buying the rumor, selling the news'.
>>50775869How? The thing was down for trading for a majority of the day.
My intl blended target date fund that I poorly picked as my first 401K allotment was finally green so I converted it to my brokerage link. I can't make withdraws from that fund for another 35 yeras. What industries should I invest in with that ~20K? I was thinking health care since boomers are going to be spending most of the money on it once medicare goes bankrupt. I already have semi + uranium allotments. Was thinking maybe more war machine stuff, but the blue chips (NOC LMT RTX) all seem pretty expensive from the Ukraine war runnup.
>>50776079I hope that’s not true. I’m very bullish on MNDY and think they will crush earning Monday.
>>50776025Price go up means people are buying. Further significance is left as an exercise for the enthusiast.
>>50776043>1 billion africans
>>50776032noise filtered so that it's a little more readable
>>50776043why make a bong when slobbering all over a blunt is good enough?
hello boys im drunk
>>50776025It can be. Sometimes stocks will have a run up into earnings, then sell the news. Other times the earnings will be so good that the stock runs even more. Really you just gotta buy several of these guys and hope the overall net is positive.
>>50775220I'm all ears, clownbro, I'm open to all suggestions, just chilling and lurking in the thread.
>>50775311Will be keeping an eye out for this.
i kinda wish i was single so i could go for the 9+ summer blonds. thats why being in a relationship is kinda shit. my brain is wired not good for relationship. better in swooning for one night stands.i know it would work since i saw how grills looked at me today. also can see it at work. my biggest boner was demolishing in an argument my leftist coder friend. his argument style was highly emotional and denial. self studying bsns made me only go for and care about facts. so arguing is kinda ez mode nowadays.i even gave him 2 angles more to argue another way but he didnt take them. i think i need to put a fedora on before i mastubate to my brilliance.
Fucking normies
>>50776270You definitely seem like someone who doesn't need any of God's phony blessings.
>>50776329>>50776329>>50776329>>50776329>>50776329noot newt stocks
>>50775688>>50775781>>50775818Cancer. Please go back
>>50776170Okay it was too long for here so I had to copy it into a pastebin.https://pastebin.com/yXgGWa3k
>>50776142I’m trying. I’m 5 in and it ain’t working yet.
