and I just want to let all you broke losers(haha imagine investing in imaginary things like crypto) that my zestimate is up another 1.5% today because we bought in the hottest metro in the country. My husband is going to be finishing the crown molding in the basement on his off days(whether he likes it or not) and soon we'll be up 45% on our purchase in just 8 months. We're in a perfect position to HELOC and use our equity to buy a beautiful VRBO in Aspen that will produce never ending income. That is all plebs. The timer for my iced hazelnut latte just rang in the kitchen. Have a good day
>THE ZESTIMATE IS APPRECIATING MY BASTERD
>>49930696>VRBO in AspernYou're buying a home in Aspern? Very based
W...whats a vrbo stacy sama. Teach me your ways
>>49930846its what rich people own that lets poor people get a chance to live like them for a weekend. if they don't clean up like the filthy animals they are then we're gonna charge hefty fees. think of it like an airbnb but a higher echelon. we'll call it the Zestimate Stacy echelon
>>49930696>be me>marry dream qtπ>buy her family home>have three kids>she's a great mom and stay at home wife>she's frugal so we can save and invest>she keeps it tight and we frequently have sex>refinance during pandemic to once in a lifetime low rate of 2.25%>pay off mortgage and sell family home when kids are grown>downsize to dream house for two and retire in my 50sFeels good man
>>49931264Good luck with your fantasy
The Zestimate meme is cool but the trad gf Wojak needs to evolve to something different (at least with a dress or hair)
>>49930696I brought my snowboarding club to your house in Aspen and we punched holes in the walls, clogged all the toilets, poured grease down the drain and smoked weed in the bedrooms. You can keep the deposit, cheers.
>>49931409Someone's dog peed on the bed. and we messed with something and the hot tub broke. But great place! Thanks!
>>49931516oof well i'm glad you signed the contract before you were approved. those are going to be costly mistakes. imagine thinking Zestimate Stacy ever takes L's hahaha
>>49930696I want to cum in your mouth while you look up to me
>>49931264you post on 4chan in your 50s? larp alert
>>49931264she'll divorce you when the kids are old enough and she'll keep the house.
>>49931938How's eighth grade going>>49931995It's a little late for that desu. We're pretty much stuck with each other and I couldn't be happier
>>49930696What should I prioritise accumulating for my zestimate folio? Atm I'm ordering1) Interior design (focus on feature walls)2) updated worktops3) a double fridge built in to the other units4) bathroom refresh5) exterior remodel (garage, patio, path)6) idk maybe the boiler?6 is my main question - should it be on the list? Seems a lot of upfront cost for something in a cupboard
>>49932050>waiting until the market starts to collapse before getting into house flippinganon... I
>>49932038>she'll never leave meKeep telling yourself that lol
>>49931754>your claim gets escalated to host relations dept. You recieve a phone call, 1 week later. "Sorry Stacy, all damages must be repaired by the property owner. It's all in the ToS. Thanks!
>>49932075Sweetie the housing market never collapses. Even the 2008 crash was just a dip, look at prices now compared to then
>>49932190Who hurt you anon
>>49930696>using a HELOCcan't they change the rates on those whenever they want ("at the bank's discretion")
>>49930696I want a Zestimate Stacy to step on my balls, rendering me permanently infertile.
>>49930696Joke's on you: Pitkin County is moving to dunk on STR niggers.