I got too nervous. It was online. WFH job too. Oh well. Can't deal with the stress of interviews
Nigga just go
>>49928994Too late. It was at 10;50. My nerves got bad
>>49928920job interview process with hr roasties is bullshit.they hire for disgusting sexual fetishes and dark skin over any kind of meritocracy.better to work for cash doing something that will make you fit.Get paid to get fit for civilwar2 plus no taxes to the assholes paying to make your life worse everyday.
>>49929004Dude I was a neet for close to a decade and managed to show up to an interview despite nerves.Made up a sob story about my spotty CV too and now have a comfy IT job with 3 days WFH
40 days! I normally get an offer within the week.Even 20 days is ridiculous
>>49928920you dont have to be nervous. Just introduce yourself and try to come across as a hardworker and ambitious person.
>>49929135What roles are you interviewing for where you can even finish the interviews in a week? Modern hiring is a giant HR ritual literally everywhere now.
>>49928920If you have a good, caring and devoted girlfriend or wife, just have them suck your pp while you're doing the interview. After the interview, come and have a hug. Boom, problemo solved-o-o.
>>49929174>have relevant qualifications in required field.Nigga I get job offers without interviews, try not being a leech on society
>>49928920>>49929004bro what's the worst that could happen? You fuck up and don't get the job. They'll forget about you in 5 minutes and you can move on.let me tell you a story about the first interview I went to:>be naive, sheltered 22 yo>never had a job before, outside of uni tours>go to interview for sales assistant job at specialist running store>never went jogging before in my life, only gym>I did three loops around the store before I had the courage to go in>go for coffee with the manager, have a chat and show a basic level of competency and responsibility>surprised to hear a week later that I've got the job>within a month I'm assistant manager because I'm capable of learning, admitting mistakes and taking ownership of responsibility rather than waiting for instructions>left within six months to work at a globohomo fortune 500 insurance company as an actuary>soon to qualify and my salary will skyrocket over £100k baseIf I hadn't gone into that interview, I wouldn't have had the experience to get a real job. So stop being a pussy and get uncomfortable.
>>49928920>20 to 40 daysWhat? I've never had it take more than a few days
>>49928920The absolute state of white male incels
>>49929334how do you go from assistant manager to actuary...?
>>49930455i have a maths degree, first job from retail was as an analyst and worked my up.
>>49929058what a lying faggot. hr may hire 1 darkie before mass banning the rest
>>49928920No anon, anxiety disorders are only curable by doing the shit that scares you. I couldn't leave the house without freaking out at one point and I'm now traveling the world alone. Basically, stop being a pussy and eventually you will be fine.Trust me, I know. It took me 10 years before I tried to make change. My 20s basically gone, I regret it a lot and you will too. Also, propranolol (to block adrenaline) and imodium (to stop nervous shits/upset stomach) are magic drugs for when it gets too tough, I still take it when flying for example. And for all you faggots thinking it's a joke, we all know anxiety is ridiculous in normal situations but the brain is a powerful thing.
>>49928920imagine caring this much about interviews...m8... the people you will talk to are as human as you, and they are looking for someone useful to work with/for them. if you aren't a good candidate in their eyes, then too bad for them, you wasted their time as much as they wasted yours.just go there and present yourself as a hard working person, as the other anons said.
>>49931084I went to an interview at an "software development firm" that was actually an H1B factory that only hired indians from the same village. The HR roastie was so proud of herself and was extremely embarrassed to learn that I was in fact a US citizen.
>>49928920see a doctor and get betablockers or benzos for events like this NOT TO BE TAKEN REGULARLY
>>49928920>Can't deal with the stress of interviewsYeah, thats why you're a subhuman loser. You have social anxiety and you're too much of a pussy to face your fears. Instead you post on /biz/ to feel better about yourself. You will never have sex and your weak genes will die off
>>49928920Maybe my post was too harsh. In case you aren't larping, the best thing you can do is face your fears. I was also very nervous at my first job interview, but over time you gain confidence and get better at it. Also remember the stakes are extremely low, failing a job interview doesn't mean shitPut yourself in uncomfortable situations regularly and it will get better over time. Drugs can also help
>>49928920Retard, if you had dropped spaghetti you'd be in the same position as you are right now except with a more interesting thread. Fuck you.
>>49931045numbers are beautiful... but being an ANALyst would suck.
>>49929334Pretty much this. I still have bad social anxiety but I’ve taught myself to >Think of the worst case scenario for every event.In this case, you don’t get the job and the person you interact with will think you’re dumb or weird which doesn’t really matter because you’ll never see them again in your life >Think if what happens at this event will matter/will I think about it in one year.99% of the time, the answer is no.>Convince myself not to care if I’m awkward or cringe because we’re all going to die so nothing really matters
>>49929174Contractor roles in Ireland as a Business Analyst. It's a >100k/year jobhttps://www.irishjobs.ie/Jobs/Business-Analyst-450-500-12-8798655.aspxhttps://www.irishjobs.ie/Jobs/Business-Analyst-8807157.aspxhttps://www.irishjobs.ie/Jobs/Business-Analyst-8804814.aspx
>>49929241Got it in 1
>>49928920I started in a new job recently, got a big pay increase too