Are you fucking kidding me?You told me to fucking jelq?JELQ??I CAN JUST USE TOPICAL TEST ON MY DICK AND IT WILL EXPLODE IN SIZE.WHERE DO I GET SOME
Omg wrong board im so sorry jannies
>>49914783what company? how do I invest in this?
Where do I invest in this product's manufacturer?
>>49914783post the DOI, actually interested in reading this
are you gay
My cock is like 3 fingers thick, cant fit in tp roll but only about 6.5 inches long. Good enough??
>>499148518 inch here. women love it
>>49914844its from 1978 i just searched and found it https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/660741/
>>49914804right board janniesthis is now and INVESTMENT THREAD
>>49914866>with a minimal response in postpubertal male subjectswell sheeiit
>>49914858Ask your mom
>>49914866Must require a prescription. Otherwise everyone would just use this.
>>49914783>article about micropenisesWell OP, I guess this does apply to you after all
I unironically grew my dick 2 inches (6.25 to 8.25 inches) by doing a simple jelq/stretch routine. I was 18-19 though, so my youth might have had something to do with it. I jelqed/stretched for 3 months and the 2 inch gains were permanent, still have them 10 years later. I jelqed/stretched 3 days on 1 day off for 3 months, about 1-1.5 hours a day including the warm up time(literally warming your dick with a hot towel for at least 15 minutes to loosen up your ligaments/tissue, this is essential to gaining IMO)
>>49914866false alarm everyoneOP is a fag and has small dick
>>49914783https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/660741/>The greatest growth response occurred in prepubertal male subjects with a minimal response in postpubertal male subjects. This study suggests that 10% topical testosterone cream twice daily will produce effective penile growth. The response appears to be greater in younger children, which is consistent with previously published studies of age-related 5 reductase activity.So it only works on children with micropenises, thanks OP
>>49914783this study was conducted on prepubescent boys... rubbing cream on your tiny adult pp will not make it grow
>>49914866>https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/660741/>1978>5 patients>works more effectively on prepubescent/pubescent kidskinda shady imo
>>49914863same heremine make them squirt like fish
>>49914946I wonder why my parents didn't do this, could have had an 9 inch dick probably
>>49914866This won't work for just growing your tiny cock, anon. You are misinterpreting this.This is in patients with hypothalamic hypogonadotropic hypogonadism, which means someone that doesn't produce enough (or any) sexual hormones due to a hypothalamic defect. It isn't talking about applying the test on your dick, just normal topic test (on your shoulder, I assume) + gonadotropes.So it's just a study that states that correcting the hormonal deficiency in someone with hypothalamic hypogonadotropic hypogonadism will cause his dick to grow, which really isn't surprising.
>>49914858Bruh if you're not a virgin like 95% of this board has any chick ever actually been able to take your beercan dick?
>>49914981>squirtyouve never had sex
I think it only happens if you have a small dick due to low T. Quite possible in your case however
>>49914987fud. this anon just wants cheaper test cream.
>>49915013too much sex af>squirt or squir women squir on my dick all the timesquir squirt not much of a difference
If you actually want to make your dick bigger then vacuum pumps are the way to go. If you're lazy or don't have a lot of time then just go with a bathmate, if you're not lazy and have more time and a compatible lifestyle then air pumps are superior. Manual stretching helps a bit, clamping helps with girth, jelqing is largely a meme and will give you ED and deathgrip. Also it takes years to add serious gains to either although newbie gains are generally pretty decent. Also don't use nicotine, don't smoke, eat healthier, and do some fucking cardio in addition to losing weight if you're already a fatass. >t. went from 6.25 BPL x 5.8 Diameter to 7.1 BPL x 6.2 Diameter over the course of a year just being a lazy broke fag with a bathmate and following a 30min per day routine
>>49914945The fact that doctors knew all of this the whole time means they've commited crimes against humanity not prescribing this treatment to children will very obviously grow up to have micro dicks
>>49915195Thread is finance related as confidence directly plays into trading strategy and ability and every man alive whether they admit it or not bases their self worth at least to some degree on the size of their cock.
>>49914926He was wrong, this is the right board.
>>49914804no this is the correct board
Sunbathe your testicles and direct sungaze during the sunset and sunrise with offset sungazing throughout the day. You will become more confident and you will enter and exit shitcoins at better times.
you just but boys I unironically gained 1.5 inches in length and ,75 inches in girth from about 15 minutes of stretching + jelqing + kegels every other day for 3 months. Like, it works unironically. You just need to start slow and steady. Ive started using a bathmate now too just to have a full engorged flaccid cock all the time, feels good man,
>>49915318Any side effects? Does it hurt?
>>49914783>>49914820>>49914830Btw it won't work if you're past pubertyWe're doomed forevert. /med/
>>49915375no, but ive been very careful and cautious; erection quality has only gotten better
biz, from experience, all that matters is having a 5 inch penis minimum that gets rock hard.women can feel the hardness of your penis inside their vaginas.a long floppy penis feels way worse than a hard 5 inch penis. do kegel exercises and cardio to get as hard as possible.in addition, a hard penis naturally makes a woman more horny since they think it's a measure of how hot you think she is.in addition, orgasm quality is directly related to penis hardness. having a long floppy penis means you cant shoot a big load very far.
>>49914858The true white pill is size doesn't matter nearly as much as you think it does but finding the right girl who you sexually match with is probably the most important factor. Some girls can come quickly with piv. Others need serious clit stim for ages. Some don't like a big cock because it hurts them and some can take fake cocks twice the size of the biggest cocks ever and still feel they want more.
>>49915431That's cool cope but I don't have delusions about my 3,5inch pencil dickNo matter how hard it gets
>>49914945So.... I could have been saved. I wish I didn't know.
>>49914926so if you've got a one inch baby dick, you can increase it to 1.5 inches. whoop de fucking do.
>>49915405Even if you're still in puberty this won't work in healthy individuals.Just how injecting growth hormone in someone with normal growth hormone levels won't do much.
>>49915009Seriously? Is that impressive because mine doesn't fit right n a to roll tube either. My wife literally tried it once.
>>49915605Every professional athlete was given HGH as a kid
You know, you idiots COULD just stop fapping.The death grip damages the spongy tissue. Not to mention insane erection quality since your not a coomer anymore.
You realize that testosterone cream is absorbed by the skin, meaning that if you have sex without wife after using it, she’ll eventually grow her penis.
I live near the ocean my friend gives me shit tons of seabass. I’ve been eating it everyday. Since then, I can carve granite with my cock in the morning plus random boners. Take the fishpill bro’s.
Here's a patent for a procedure used on 50+ year old men that got 10-40% growth. https://patents.google.com/patent/US20050065159A1/en
>>49915724their method is basically injecting viagra-like drugs and testosterone into your cock so that it stays 40-70% hard for 3 hours, 5 days a week. If it gets too hard it starts restricting blood flow and won't do anything. Obviously most of us aren't gonna start injecting our dicks with shit, so the move is to try to replicate it with manual stimulation.
>>49915640and they're not all 2m tall.HGH during adolescence really doesn't help that much unless have a growth hormone deficiency.
>>49915736basically, you want to fondle yourself and keep a "chubby", but don't let yourself get fully hard or fully soft, for 3 hours. It's a fucking ordeal, which is why the company patenting that just uses drugs to make it simple. It should be noted, high nitric oxide and DHT levels are required.
>>49915753so get on L-Citrulline and NAC (huge nitic oxide boosters) and Cistanche for huge DHT boost. Fasting also raises DHT and HGH, which also helps. Anybody know other ways to increase DHT? DHT also increases flaccid hang length, which is fun in and of itself
>>499156266"+ in diameter is a girthy fuckin dick. It'll fit in almost anyone alive regardless of what hole you're putting it in, but will take some work and warmup unless they're very experienced. >>49915375If you're gonna do vacuum pumping or manual stretching/clamping then take it very fucking slow and stay within safe pressure ranges. You can fuck your dick up permanently if you go too hard too fast or exceed safe limits. I personally do not recommend jelqing as I've heard and seen some real horror stories related to it, but I'm sure it's worked for some people. Honestly most dudes would do well to just clean up their diet, do some cardio, lose weight if they're overweight, and not use nicotine - all of these things will make your dick harder and bigger. My entire routine takes half an hour and is 15 minutes of pumping with the bathmate in the shower after having done ten minutes of manual stretching and five minutes of clamping, and when I first started I just did every other day for the first three months until my dick was conditioned to it and also to have the time to start doing cardio/eating better/quit using nicotine. DO NOT use vacuum pumps of any kind if you use nicotine, your skin and blood vessels lose elasticity as a result of using that drug and you can fuck your shit up. I put just shy of an inch on in length and a bit less than half an inch of diameter over the course of a year doing this. Total cost of everything was 300$ and that's counting lube and cleaners and all that good shit. If you do it long enough you can put on anywhere from a bit more than an inch to two inches in length and anywhere from half an inch to a bit more than an inch in diameter. Some folks who have done it for 3-5 years or longer have exceeded these numbers but it varies with everyone and from experience I really do not want my dick to be bigger than it is already as it would limit positions with my wife and I hurt her jaw doing oral too often from the girth; fuck TMJ
>>49915776Almost forgot, you're welcome. I know, I know, I'm a sick cunt. Don't mention it.
>>499148636 inch here. women are okay with it.
>>49915454You are not allowed to give real advice here, this is a shitposting board.
>>49915776won't increasing DHT cause hairloss?
>>49915838Yes. What, do you wanna be a model or something, faggot?
>>49915838No causation, it just happens to be present in areas where hairloss occurs.Constricted blood vessels from chronic tension inflammation is more likely.
>>49915694Try not fapping for a month and get back to me. You think you get hard now you'll be cutting diamonds.
>>49915876Or, he can just accept his manhood and lose his hair with some fucking dignity, swine.
>>49915454I can also safely say this is true, getting good with your hands and mouth and learning how to listen to a woman and understand what she likes and works for her will make you a far better lover than even the most pendulous of dongs. Also as a bonus if you can do this they're far more enthusiastic in bed and you will get more head than you can even dream of, real-deal sloppy toppy ridiculousness with a smile and genuine enthusiasm on their part. If you're a lazy faggot then just buy them a vibrator instead.
I'm gonna be spiking my hypothetical male children's food with creatine. It increases DHT which should turn him into a Gigachad.
>>49915883Seconded. I started balding in my teens and made the decision to start shaving my shit bald regularly in my early 20's and now just beard mog people with my shit down past my nips at 2m tall, thinking about doing some braids so I quit getting it caught in my armpits while I sleep. People should play to their advantages though, not everyone has the right head shape to look good bald and as long as they're doing regular bloodwork hair loss treatments can be safe and effective. If you're going to do that do it the right way though, being a retard with finasteride and having certain genetic predispositions can leave you with lifelong sexual dysfunction.
>>49915912I actually haven't started balding yet, at 25. Balding is a natural consequence of having high male hormones. I hope it starts. Taking drugs to reduce balding is for literal faggots
>>49914981>Mine make them squirtSo you have multiple dicks? Fucking retard tier brainlet learn proper grammar
>have 23cm dick and thicc too>uncut>balls are mass producing crazy amounts of semen>cum always shoots out at insane pressure>dick is big even when flaccid always touching the toilet bowl>dick is NOT comfortable in any pants>erections are super distracting cant focus on anything as soon as I get hard>can stay hard for hours>never actually had the sex
>>49915989Cope? I just said I haven't even started balding you fucking retard. Google what cope means. By admitting i'm not balding at 25 I literally admitted to having low male hormones. Fucking imbecile.
>>49916025.... Lol yeah I'm secretly balding but I lie and tell people I'm low test online to look cool... You're seriously stupid, and probably underaged. Do your homework kid
>>49915969You will make some lady very happy fren. I lost my v-card at 17 to a friend and do not regret waiting until I was ready, looking back on it all and approaching 30 I would highly highly recommend to any man that they not focus on sex as much as most do and handle the other parts of their life like getting their health and wealth in order before pursuing a partner. >>49915989This, it's cope. If someone looks good bald then go bald, if someone looks better with hair then keep the hair and put the work in to keep it - just do it the right way and get regular bloodwork done so you don't fuck your endocrine system up trying to keep it. Shit's different for everyone, I look better bald with a massive beard than I ever did with any haircut but some dudes look like trash bald with or without a beard and should honestly put the work in to keep their hair.
>>49915431>in addition, a hard penis naturally makes a woman more horny since they think it's a measure of how hot you think she is.>in addition, orgasm quality is directly related to penis hardness. having a long floppy penis means you cant shoot a big load very far.idk about this I get rock hard but have never shot far. You are right about women being impressed with rock hard though.
>>49916007Balding is somewhat related to having elevated test levels but not necessarily indicative of such. It also depends on how much test your body is converting into DHT - there are dudes with insanely high natty test levels that don't convert much of it to DHT and keep their hair, and there are dudes with midrange or lower test levels that go bald young because their body is converting more of their test into DHT. Again, do regular bloodwork, figure out which camp you fall into, pay someone on fiverr a few bucks to do a decent photoshop of you without hair to see how you'd look bald as a rough outline and decide if that's best for you. Also if you have lower test levels then literally just do TRT after trying natural supplements and making sure your diet and vitamin intake are in-line with what is best for you.
>>49915454>sexually match with is probably the most important factor.This goes far beyond "sex match" and dick is probably one of the least important aspects (as long as you aren't 2 inches hard). I am a grower not a shower and their reaction is quite hilarious.. Growing ~six times flaccid blows their mind.
>>49915776>Anybody know other ways to increase DHT?Creatine. Everyone should be taking it.
>>49915868I tried not fapping for a week I gained like 0.5 inches adding to my 5 inch dick but I'm back to 5 inch cause I wanked off and I'm a grower I'm also working out as well maybe that gives me a significant boostI'm gonna coom once a month to not go crazy
FIVE INCHES IS ACTUALLY THE IDEAL SIZE. ANY BIGGER AND IT IS IMPRACTICAL AND WOMEN FIND IT DISGUSTING. SCIENCE HAS FOUND 4.8 INCHES IS PRETTY GOOD TOO BUT LITERALLY NO REASON TO HAVE AN EMBARASSING >5 INCH DICK
>>49914804The best thing to invest in is your penis
>>49914945Looks like good news for /biz/
>>49914804>wrong boardsome of us like investing in hard assets around here
>you vill take ze bbc unt you vill zike it
>>49915195pumps dont increase length significantly though so I find this hard to believe
>>49916349You dont need a long dick anyway, even 4" is alright as long as its thick and pretty much any woman unless shes a virgin will tell you that girth is MUCH more important than lengthid argue that average or smaller cocks with above average girth are the best since theyre easier to blowjob and PIV is 90% about girth and stamina anyway
>>49916349Pumps by themselves don't, most of length gains come from manual stretching and for the advanced weight or static hanging. I did manual stretching combined with using a pump and also did clamping. I'd also say that a large part of my length gains came from losing weight and doing regular cardio and quitting nicotine combined. In my experience the pump works slowly over time for any length and girth gains and mostly helps with erection quality and flaccid hang. TL;DR - It's a combination of factors and just pumping alone won't gain people that much.
another thing to point out - once you have high test levels, make sure you're sleeping on your back or your side. Preferably your side. Nocturnal erections become effortless hang sessions
>>49916170>>49916409Your hands and mouth will get a woman off way harder and faster than your dick ever will regardless of the size. I mostly did penis enhancement because I wanted my flaccid hang to be bigger and wanted my dick to be just a touch longer to make more positions possible, I actually wish I hadn't done clamping at all because I can't get head as often as I'd like as I'm already thick enough to give my wife issues with her jaw if we do it too often or for too long.
My penis shrunk during covid. How to get it back?
>>49916566read the thread, kid. Frequent, long erections. Long partial erections. Supraphysiologic erections (pumping). Use it or lose it.
>>49916566Start doing light cardio, stop masturbating as often with a full break for 2-4 weeks, drink more water. Sounds like your heart got stressed out from the illness and still has reduced capacity. Also, take some vitamins if you're not already - a good multivitamin coupled with a ZMA supplement (Zinc, Magnesium, Amino Acids) should be enough. Maybe also supplement with some omega-3's and vitamin D too.
>>49916616>>49916611Honestly both of these are decent advice, and also work on reducing stress in your life in general. That has a massive impact on erection quality which has a direct impact on length and hardness.
>>49916437yeah i figuredim into the stuff tooit's all very neati started clamping and the gains are amazing but it is pretty crazy how strong the exercise it
>>49915776forgot to mention - you should take like 10% of the recommended L-Citrulline dose if you're also taking NAC. They potentiate each other, big time.
>>49915454Cope. every woman(whore) lust for big black cock
>>49914804not it isn't, penile gains count too
>>49915753Isn't DHT the hormone that is linked with male pattern balding?
>>49914783imo whatever invents a pill to come for men multiple times will be the next trillionaire.
>>49916820>t. virgin>>49916854yes. nothing in this world is free
>>49916880>14 posts in the dicklet cope thread
>>49914804>implying this isn’t a trillion dollar potential industry
>>49915943>being a retard with finasterideI’ll just get a mohawk until I make it then get hair plugs
>>49916467What the fuck is a bathmate
>>49916930I'm 8 inches and have been to large to go balls deep in every single woman i've fucked, which is 19 of them. But you're right, 15 inch horse cocks are all that women want
>>499169626.7 x 6 coke can here stay mad
>>49916611How the fuck do I get frequent long erections
>>49916990long lasting*. You maintain it manually
I have over 7 inches girth, and some girl I fucked took it fine and said her ex was even biggerImagine being so lucky in penis size but still you get cucked like that
>>49917016No, not edging. You don't wanna be 100% hard, you wanna be 50-70% hard. Read the fucking thread
>>49916962Vacuum pump designed to be used when full of water instead of air. Air pumps work better but you have to actually know what the fuck you're doing and they're more expensive, I've only been doing PE for a little more than a year and didn't have the kind of dosh to get a nice LA Pump handpump with gauge and a set of cylinders. >>49916955Based. Transplants are the best and the most costly, plugs are better nowadays and aren't as expensive as regular transplants. Although I do think it's extremely telling that one of the richest dudes on earth just shaves his shit bald and got on TRT to get swelly.
>>4991702>fucking his sloppy seconds>she brings up HIS penis when you fuck her>he got cucked
>>49915778jelqing worked well for me but it takes a lot of work and discipline to keep up. After 3 months, I gained an inch in length and 1/2 in girth. Still have gains years later
>>49916971What’s ideal for length in your mind then, 7.5?
>>49917096Somewhere around there. However, some women can take 10 inches without touching their cervix. As any rational adult who isn't on 4chan will tell you, there are plenty of compatible people for all shapes and sizes.
Thanks I learned something. Also I was doing cardio multiple times a week before I lost sizeSo you could actually infer my heart is weaker?
>>49917109>10" without touching cervixExtremely, unicorn-tier rare. Most ladies you're either hitting cervix or sliding above or below it and going into the posterior or anterior fornix with 6-7" of length, especially if you have any appreciable girth as accommodating the extra width means there's less vagine available to accept more depth. I've been with several dozen women in my lifetime, I've known two that could take 8" without firmly bottoming out and causing them discomfort or pain. Both of them liked being fisted though so it was a non-issue. To your point though, yeah, there's someone for everyone and there are legitimately women out there that would be happy with 4-5" and would be in pain and not sleep with someone again if they were bigger than that.
>>49917154Yes, if you actually had covid and your dick is actually smaller now than it was previously either your heart is weaker and can't pump as much blood as forcefully as before or you're not getting nocturnal/regular erections which can lead to shrinkage and that would also be indicative of poor cardiovascular health. Go see a doctor and get it confirmed if you like, but my money says either your heart is weaker from the stress of the illness or/and you're stressed tf out in general and it's impacting your sexual function (which would be expected after a serious illness to be entirely fair).
>>49917206that, or his hormones got messed up
>>49914804this thread needs to be stickied, its daytime in asia
>>49917206I'm not really stressed out, I don't even have a job.But my dick is definitely smaller and my libido down. I mean I literally used to do cardio and climb a local mountain as well. I have done literally nothing for a long while
>>49917233True, which would most likely be related to stress and fighting off an illness. I had the coof and it fucked with my dick and lowered my test levels for a while but after a few months I got back to baseline and I credit that to continuing to take vitamins and working my cardio back up to where it was before.
>>49917270Well then there's your answer, your heart is weaker and you might well have lower testosterone levels than you did previously especially if you feel more lethargic/have less energy/are more irritable. Take a multivitamin, take a zinc/magnesium/amino acid supplement, get your bloodwork done, see a doctor. In that order.
>>49917264ITS DAYTIME IN ASIA BOYYYS
>>49914783was is supposed to be on /fit/?also for the anons going crazy about this this is not anything new and will not work if you have a fully developed pp
I started to jelq and lost 2 inches of length and an inch of girth fuck you all. I will never sexually recover from this.
>>49919149Same thing happened to me plus permanent damage and my doctor laughed at me
>>49915195are the gains permanent?
>>49919476I start with 4 inch penis now my penis length is 1 inches plus the loss of girth penis meant I had to be circumcised or risk lose my penis
>>49914804You were right the first time.
>>49916720why only 10%will i die if taking the daily recommended?
>>49914783hahaha small dicked losers have been bumping this thread all day. feels good to have a BWC. I don't want to get bigger because it's already big enough to cause bleeding with the petite chicks that I prefer.
>>49916873Meth>Biggest gay party drug
>>49915741What about all the giants who have HGH overproduction and are 2m+ tall
my dinky was 4 inches in the usa but when i moved to japan it became 10 cm :)
>>49914783Topical Testosterone will produce proteins in the skin artificially. Soon the skin will stop producing its own protein cells, permanently....If you do this it will cause "skin thinning", on the most sensitive part of your body. You're skin will permanently thin, and all contact on your penis will feel like sandpaper on rubbed raw skin.OP is a FAG