Maybe a recession is just what we needed
We wouldn't be in this recession if you guys just smiled a bit more, you grumpy fucks
>>49908484Isn't this a bottom signal? I'm seeing YouTube videos of fox news saying a recession is inevitable. This should be our early bottom signal
Unironically, recessions are a "good thing" to cure the malinvestments and excessive debt and spending created by loose monetary policy and government protectionism.
>>49908537You're way too contrarian for your own good. Just because newspapers confirmed that shit was about to hit the fan in 2007 does not mean that was a good time to start buying. Bad times are coming, and the media is trying to spin it so that the public doesn't blame whoever pays their bills
>>49908484Why do journalists tell everyone how to feel about news now?
A deep recession is like unbearable chemo that puts your cancer in remission.
>>49908484That can't be real
>>49908627goyim started to wake up so (((they))) turned up the gaslighting to overdrive level
>>49908612>You're way too contrarian for your own goodnope it is good, always.the way to become the 1% is to consistently do the opposite of the 99%.fear and greed, thats all it is.
>>49908627Everyone stopped paying for news, so now they clickbait low quality articles for ad revenue.
>>49908484newsreporter should get a punch in the face anytime they use"Buts thats a good thing. Heres why"
>>49908484Literally all you have to do is move back in with your parents and put everything you earn into crypto and stocks while you wage. Imagine not wanting cheapies
I won't read that shit but if things are unavoidable and I had to choose between one or two years of recession and a full on DEPRESSION, yeah I'd take the recession.
>>49908484I hope journos become the first ones to get the boot
>>49908484I hate Boomer Democrats with every ounce of hatred in my heart.
>>49908748>nope it is good, always.You are correct.
>>49908484OP for the love of God PLEASE tell me that it wasn't you that edited the article titlePlease tell me it was them, after realizing how retarded it looked, lmaohttps://www.latimes.com/politics/story/2022-06-22/recession-looks-unavoidable-but-will-it-be-that-bad
>>49908484is it easier and costs less money to get laid in a recession?asking for a friend
>>49908537No it’s a save signal
>>49908872Agreed. I have to admit the Democratic Party has done an incredible job with their psyop media influence because my once staunch conservative Dad now listens to NPR every day and spouts every generic NPC liberal talking point and belief. I love my Dad and don't argue with him but it hurts to see.The "Liz Cheney"-type '''''republicans''''''' really did a number on GOP boomers. I think Trump broke their brains, they couldn't reconcile the mean-Tweeter TV show guy being the new head of the GOP. They fell hard for the "WE NEED AN ADULT BACK IN THE WHITE HOUSE" meme
We need to kill or at least dismember the zombie companies. This can't happen if they have infinity money to just buy and mothball disruptors. I'm surprised you faggots are good with the technological stasis and entitled, authoritarian social trend.
>>49908537They're in damage control mode after spending the last year saying everything is fine.
>>49908484Recessions happen whether you want them to or not. They're both an organic part of the business cycle *and* exacerbated by external forces: war, natural disaster, pandemic, or anything else that fucks with supply, demand, or the supply chain.Recessions can be managed: that's what the fed is for. The problem is, politicians treat the business cycle like a game of hot potato: no one wants to be in office at the onset of a recession, so they try to push it back or get out of it ASAP.The shit we're in now is due to a variety of organic and external factors: supply chains not keeping up with demand, weather and pandemics affecting producers and transporters worldwide, the war in Ukraine, etc.. But it's been magnified by the over-stimulus during the COVID 19 recession and the lukewarm efforts under the current admin.The Fed needs to stop pussy-footing and just squash the fucking consumer demand already. They've been telegraphing all their hikes to the point where they don't even matter: it's barely an overstatement to say everyone knew about the 75 points long before they officially announced it.Also, WE ARE IN A FUCKING RECESSION.I don't understand all these headlines talking about the "possibility" of a recession.>Stock market bouncing down like 20% overall since december>commodities outperforming equities>defensive sectors like Healthcare, Energy, and Consumer Staples outperforming the rest of the market>tech, consumer discretionary, real estate under performing an already-shit market since december>20 year treasury indices starting to outperform equitiesWe're in the early phase of a recession -- knee fucking deep in it. Next you'll see layoffs, foreclosures, etc.. Given that recessions last an average of 1.5 years, we're about a third of the way through.
>>49908748It's more useful to differentiate yourself by being in the top percentile of intelligence, not by thrashing around to own the msm.
>>49908484Why do they keep posting these retarded articles
>>49908484What is with the news telling us what we should think is 'a good thing'? How bout we decide for ourselves. Bunch of fuckers, worthless media pukes.
>>49908964Jesus christ this man is based holy shit.
a recession means cheap stocks, crypto, real estate... what's not to like?
>>49908964That motherfucker is not 43 he's younger and this video is bullshit.
>>49908484>but that's a good thing>here's why>experts say
>>49910467And businesses laying off employees en masse. People who got laid off in 2007-2008 got fucked hard and had to use all their savings to survive because there’s a hiring freeze everywhere except minimum wage jobs. A lot of people will get fucked this time too
>>49908537Not a bottom signal. It’s just Jews scared about a serious reaction when things get worse so they are letting us know before hand to lessen the blow
>>49908698oh you poor sweet childhttps://fortune.com/2022/06/04/what-causes-a-recession-consumer-confidence-sentiment-inflation/
>>49908776unironically. There's a whole culture emerging within media of "contrarian positions", like here's this thing that everyone thinks is bad, but we're gonna tell you why everyone is wrong. It's like Op-eds merged with conventional reporting
>>49908766(and that's a good thing)
>>49908964I hate tiktok so much it's unreal
>>49908484I don't think I even need to check "early life" on this one
>>49908484>your whole family is going to starve to death in agonizing pain>here's why that's a good thingI'm convinced there's an AI writing these articles at this point
>>49910764literally is. they'll be distrusted then bankie faster.
>>49908537>Guys, people are pointing out our ship is heading straight for a waterfall. Thate mans things will get better soon, right?
all the US has to do is lift the embargoes on everyone and we continue the bullrun. every country will buy USD and drain the excess liquidity. thats what will probably happen. everyone is saying the US economy has nowhere to run now because interest rates are 0 and it wasnt like this before but sanctions are at ATH, thats the main difference this time and what can reverse this shit
I just had a Hunter Biden jew lookalike tell me this same thing. Hmmmmmmm?
>>49911636Ok so you look like Ryan Reynolds, you're 6'2, drive a nice car, are a real gentleman, funny, charming and generous?No? Then no one cars what you prefer.
>>49908627People are getting dumber. "Diverse" npc cattle needs to be told what to think.
>>49908964damn that's an incredible looking 43.
>>49908964It must. Onlyfans whores already complaining their income has refuced
>>49909423Everyone was saying Bitcoin to 100k when we were at 65kAnd i believed And got fucked in my boypussy
>>49908484Recessions aren't necessarily bad. After all if line go up for too long line need go down. Then it can go up again.
And that's a good thing
>>49908484>"we've run this country into the ditch">and here's why that's a good thing">"you deserve this its all your fault">"we will take everything from you,even stuff you didn't have yet">"and you will be happy"
>>49908484and that’s a good thing.
>>49908484Recession is a good thing because you will own nothing and you will be happy.
>>49911990>People are getting dumber. "Diverse" npc cattle needs to be told what to think.Tonight on Tucker Carlson
>>49908484A shmita happens on on average every 6 and half yr
Lemme let you in on a little secret: Never EVER reveal your winning bags here. Why? Well, there's a certain label in my culture called "poverty face", or, more loosely transliterated, "pauper aura". /biz/ has pauper aura. What does that mean? It means someone whom misfortune and poverty follows them at every endeavour, so much so it "infects" other people. Their lack of fortune is contagious, so when they get on something that they haven't been involved in yet, they bring nothing but failure on their trail. Nothing good can come from their participation. Any coin that this board tried to get on has inevitably failed. Name any fucking one, and watch its performance pre- and post-/biz/ fad. It's all clear as day. I currently hold five bags that are legitimately making me a millionaire as we speak, my wallet is up something fierce just over the past week. The market is bearish, yet they're one of the only alts (who aren't recently dropped pump & dump schemes) that are doing big numbers. I have never seen them discussed on /biz/, and I intend to keep it that way. If you've found a good project, and you're sticking to it because you have faith in its potential: never talk about it on this pauper board.I like you though, so i will give you 1 (ONE) unit of help, go ape shit on vinu, that's itif you don't and you see it moon, don't fomo, the pump is soon, so get it or get the fuck out, don't expect patience
>>49908484>Maybe a recession is just what we neededalways has been.
>>49908798>wasting your hard earned money on a falling knife
>>49910582Yeah, only retards who have shitty useless jobs. Learn a valuable skill and contribute to society and maybe you'll be valued more in it.
>>49908484There's no way this a real article
>>49908502what the kek
>>4991502810/10 jeet post
>>49915028>I like you though, so i will give you 1 (ONE) unit of help, go ape shit on vinu, that's itSer, it is a rug serWhen will you mint new token and dump ser
>>49908627Because it invites people into clicking the article, the best option though, and I am not sure why they dont do this yet, would be to literally make up celebrity opinions on it "Recession is here to stay, listen to Johnny Depps tidbits on how to maneuver these high waters"Like the media is filled with fake news anyway, Biden is constantly lying (just like trump) about this and that being the fault of muh putin and nobody goes "fact check that!" I dont get why they dont just entirely make up stories by now.
>>49914123Nah, tucker is different because he says it like it is ;^)Polcels are too smart to fall for pre-chewed outrage, dont you know?
>>49908964Dad could do a lot better than some fugly nigger
>>49908964I'd disown that piece of shit immediately if he did something like that to me
>>49915028cut it with the bullshit, I ain't buying your bags
>>49908627Because that's their jobhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVlrgj6zSkY
>>49908585I was hoping we'd get one during 2020 since if you're going to shut down the economy anyway, you might as well let the market shake off the dead weight. But then rates were cut, Boeing was bailed out, and I realized it was another fucking can kick. Third most retarded shit I've seen the US government do in my life. We could have come out of covid ready to have a legendary prosperity run but instead they pulled up as we approached a runway and are pushing the nose down as we approach some mountains.
>>49908484Who is the fucking retard that keep using the catch phrase that’s a good thing
>>49908748I'm going to do the opposite of you and make a hell of a lot of more money doing it
You may live to see man-made horrors beyond your comprehension. But that's a good thing, here's why
You went to fart and a turd popped out. But that's a good thing. Here's why.According to officials familiar with the fart, there was no poop. Far right extremists took to twitter declaring a turd during a fart is defecation, but fact checkers and experts disagree. "A small turd during a fart can lubricate the anal glands leading to cleaner emissions and reduced greenhouse gasses", says a report issued by top scientists from harvard university on Friday. A leading poll indicates at least 2/3 of americans may spend up to 3 hours a day with a turd in their pants. "I go to fart and it just slips out," says a local resident, "I dont worry about it, its barely noticed." Donald Trump in a racist statement to the press on Monday doubled down on the far right agenda to label fart turds as poops, and faced backlash from concerned Americans.
>>49908484>but thats a good thing heres whypeople still say this shit?
>>49911307no one even starved to death during the great depression
>>49908484>inflation, poverty, no jobs are a good thingYOU WILL OWN NOTHINGAND YOU WILL BE HAPPY
>>49912097so you're just an idiot then
>>49916779>>49914123what are you bunkertrannies going on about
>>49908484>and/but that's a (((good))) thingEverytime
>>49908484We need a good hard recession to destroy some of these asset bubbles. We'll be able to come out of the other side with low inflation growth for a good few years.
>>49915099holy fuck hold on to your hats
>>49911352>people are pointingyou mean the media?same people that lied to you for decades?
>>49918799Checked and based
>>49908748MSM lies to you for as long as it can but eventually it has to state the truth. That's what you're seeing here.>no the meteor isn't coming - lie>yes it's coming but it won't hit earth - lie>you it will hit earth but not populated centers - lie>we will die in a week but we can spend this time with our loved ones - spin on the truth when the lie is no longer believable
>fuck you goy and here's why that's a good thingI've now reached WAKE ME UP levels.
>>49908537>BRO THE SLURPEES SHE WAS ONLY 17(HUNDRED) DOLLARS A SHARE>I HAD TO DO IT BRO, NOW I'M A REGISTERED APIST>IT SHOULD BE CRIMINAL>>49908612We're gonna see people trying to buy and hold instead of buy and swing or short all the way down. 'The dow can't possibly go back to where it was in 2014, it just can't". Everything is so fucked but I have smug satisfaction regarding retired boomers who were all-in on dementia man. Maybe these old pricks should fucking give up politics and retire already so someone without one foot in the grave and no reason to care can have a shot.Anyway the best time to buy was 2009-2012 so people should follow that instead of hoping for a covid-style printpocalypse to recover everything immediately.
>>49908840experts say recession is a safe and effective treatment for inflation
>civil service manager, $100k salary, pension, benefits, 35/hrs week>tech focus, job security guarenteedAs long as government exists, I'm in no risk of losing my position. Looking forward to a stretch of long-term buying opportunities
>>49913038I lied. You won't be happy.
>>49908627yeah a lot of things changed after Occupy Wall Street
>>49908484you will own nothing and be happy.